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Peter Jackson Announces Third Hobbit Movie

eldavojohn writes "Unless his Facebook account has been hacked, Peter Jackson has announced a third movie for The Hobbit series: 'So, without further ado and on behalf of New Line Cinema, Warner Bros. Pictures, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Wingnut Films, and the entire cast and crew of The Hobbit films, I'd like to announce that two films will become three.' Other sites are confirming this while Variety notes that filming has been wrapped on the first two so doing a third film will require a restart to all of that effort including re-negotiations with rights holders and acting schedules. **potential spoiler alert** From Peter Jackson's announcement: 'We know how much of the story of Bilbo Baggins, the Wizard Gandalf, the Dwarves of Erebor, the rise of the Necromancer, and the Battle of Dol Guldur will remain untold if we do not take this chance.' How much of Middle Earth would you like to see on film?"

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  1. Here we go! by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2

    This is pretty much going the same direction as Star Wars⦠Eventually we will see the âoeSuper Duper Directorâ(TM)s Cut Boxed Set With Special Commentary And New CGI Effects!â

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    1. Re:Here we go! by alvinrod · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's just standard studio bullshit to capitalize as much as possible on the franchise. You're going to see that with any property.

      I'd be much more worried if Peter Jackson goes batshit insane and gives us an uninspired story with shallow and boring characters. Then it would be going in the same direction as Star Wars.

      Honestly there's a whole lot of the Tolkien universe left to go and I honestly don't mind them making movies out of it; however, I do wish that they wouldn't drag the Hobbit out so much, especially when there're stories such as the Silmarillion that would be incredibly amazing to see done.

    2. Re:Here we go! by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Will we get a version where Frodo shoots first?

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    3. Re:Here we go! by Pepebuho · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I want to see the Silmarillion but in Series format (like Game of Thrones or similar). It is long enough for at lest 4 or 5 seasons of 8-10 episodes each. I would really look forward to watch that!

    4. Re:Here we go! by hierophanta · · Score: 4, Interesting

      come on, the Silmarillion is hardly a story. its much more like an appendix or as wikipedia puts it a legendarium. you couldnt make that a coherent movie any more than you could make the entire bible a single movie. Maybe they could do it like the Animatrix, which would be FREAKING SWEET!

      i'm not sure i agree that there is that much more of the Tolkien universe to get through. in that, there is depth, but we are about out of breadth.

    5. Re:Here we go! by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Honestly there's a whole lot of the Tolkien universe left to go and I honestly don't mind them making movies out of it; however, I do wish that they wouldn't drag the Hobbit out so much, especially when there're stories such as the Silmarillion that would be incredibly amazing to see done.

      Agreed, there's a lot of the Tolkien universe than most people know about. But I don't think the idea is to drag the novel The Hobbit out to three movies. I've read elsewhere that the intent is to dip into the LOTR appendices and cover the larger history leading up to Fellowship of the Ring. The Hobbit was a child's story told from Bilbo's point of view. I think Jackson has something larger in mind. Tolkien reportedly had something larger in mind, and had started to re-write the story partially contained in The Hobbit, but never finished it.

      Unfortunately Jackson doesn't have rights to the Quest of Erebor -- that's owned by Tolkien's son Christopher, and he appears to be completely opposed to any film based on his father's work. So all they have is the rights that Tolkien sold when he was alive -- The Hobbit and LOTR. Fortunately, a lot of the earlier story is contained in the part at the end of LOTR that almost nobody read.

      I think the main difference between this and Star Wars is that Jackson is not pulling the story out of his ass. At least, not all of it.

      As to The Silmarillion.... I'm sorry, it put me to sleep. And I'm saying this from the standpoint of having read every word of LOTR several times, including the appendices. From a storytelling standpoint, it was more interesting to have a story set in the last days of that age, where heroic and villainous acts are overshadowed by the monstrous acts of an earlier time, and characters struggle amid the tired ruins of a world that contained characters so much larger than they.

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    6. Re:Here we go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As long as the style doesn't change they can go on making as many movies as they want.

      The problem with 99% of sequels/prequels is that they screw around with the original style and end up making a completely different type of movie than the original. That only works works if the original movie sucked.

    7. Re:Here we go! by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Silmarillion was designed by Tolkien to mimic the Bible, as a collection of prose, verse, homilies, letters, etc.

      However, as a jumping off point for a whack of mini-series/TV series/made-for-streaming/etc. it's great material -- after all, it's what JRR used to build up his universe on which to build LoTR (I believe the Hobbit was already done by that point).

    8. Re:Here we go! by RevSpaminator · · Score: 2

      There is a lot of material to work with, like the Silmarillion. Unfortunately, many of the narratives were not completed by Tolkien and I'm not sure there is anyone alive with the vision, vocabulary and poetic skill to fill in the blanks. I cringe to think what Hollywood would do to something like that. "Why is there hip-hop music playing in Valinor?!"

    9. Re:Here we go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      come on, the Silmarillion is hardly a story. its much more like an appendix or as wikipedia puts it a legendarium. you couldnt make that a coherent movie any more than you could make the entire bible a single movie.

      What are you talking about? Have you ever read it?

      The rise of the races and the fall of the trees; the stories of Finwe, Feanor, etc; Beren and Luthie; Gondolin; Numenor; the wars of the first and second ages; and so on...

      The Silmarillion is probably my favorite book of them all simply because of the epic scale of the stories that it tells, and it's the only one I've reread multiple times. The first time through it a lot of people get turned off by the very beginning, but honestly you can't stop there.

      It transitions into very conventional storytelling pretty quickly and has a LOT to tell. I think it got much better the second time through because I wasn't having so much trouble keeping the names straight, and everything was much clearer.

      It would make for some seriously epic movies imo. There's war, betrayal, and even romance on a MUCH larger scale than either the Hobbit or LotR.

    10. Re:Here we go! by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, perhaps. I see it as different parts of the same struggle.

      In one of the appendices, (I don't have my copy in front of me, so this is from memory), Tolkien outlines what part the dwarves of The Lonely Mountain played in the War of the Ring, and how this occupied much of Sauron's forces, an added distraction away from the effort to destroy the ring. There was also something about the last existing Ring of the dwarves playing a part, I think indirectly leading to Gandalf's chance meeting with Thorin, which kicked off the events of The Hobbit. It was all tightly interconnected.

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    11. Re:Here we go! by Culture20 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're modded as funny, but we already have a version where Frodo pushes Gollum (instead of Gollum dancing happily to the edge).

    12. Re:Here we go! by jedwidz · · Score: 3, Funny

      You get the version where Bilbo wins the ring, and the version where Bilbo steals it. True to the source material.

    13. Re:Here we go! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey that gives me an idea.

      You could turn the Scouring of the Shire into an action movie. Nicolas Cage could play Frodo, Amber Heard could play his love interest.

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    14. Re:Here we go! by PCM2 · · Score: 2

      Well, perhaps. I see it as different parts of the same struggle.

      Or it's like poetry, you know, so they rhyme. Every stanza kinda rhymes with the last one.

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    15. Re:Here we go! by Evtim · · Score: 2

      Yep! I was thinking the same.

      Make it a cult movie, give different seasons to different directors. Don't be afraid to go to 16+ or even 18+ rating. Some ideas:

      Season 1 - the creation of Arda. Spielberg. 14+
      Season ?? - the story of Turin. Man, that's one of the most desperate fates in fiction. Fincher. 18+
      Season ?? - get the female audience on board with the most beautiful love story of Middle Earth - Beren and Lutien. Minghella. 14+ (could be 16+)
      Season ?? - Feanor, the curse of the Silmarils. Jackson. 16+ (I was astounded by the amount of treachery and nastiness when I read that part for the first time. Singing, jolly, noble elves - yhea, right!)

      As for the Hobbit - I think there is potential to make this really cool trilogy. I don't mind at all that Jackson wants to show us events that are described by few paragraphs in the appendix or in "Unfinished tales". Let's see the discussions of the White council; the growing suspicion between Gandalf and Saruman, the Necromancer, Dol Guldur and the father of Torin. The raise of Smog. The arrival of the wizards. The Dwarves of Erebor. Why not?

      "The Hobbit" is just too short and childish for even one movie. It's a great idea, but let's wait and see...

  2. Can't wait. . . by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 2

    . . .for the 9 feature-length part film adaptation of the epic tale of Peter Jackson's Tolkien film projects.

    1. Re:Can't wait. . . by moeinvt · · Score: 2

      "The Extended DVDs came with two discs each worth of movie plus two discs each worth of extras."

      Have you watched that stuff? I really enjoyed the extra material from "The Two Towers". It gives you a new appreciation for what went into the films.
      Did you know that the set for The Golden Hall of Medusel was constructed in a remote and pristine natural area which was then completely restored to its natural condition? I thought that it was very cool how they did it.

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  4. I'm feeling gypped by gameboyhippo · · Score: 2

    Each one of the first three films should have been a trilogy if a book shorter than any of the three Lord of the Rings novels gets three films.

  5. Based on previous works... by Anachragnome · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Based on previous works, "Lord of the Rings" in particular, I'd say "as much as you can give us!". And by that I mean that they could cut The Hobbit into 10 pieces and I'd still be thrilled. Even with 3 movies, "Lord of the Rings" was missing too much.

    1. Re:Based on previous works... by mmcxii · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Agreed. There were great parts of the LotRs that were left out. It didn't really bother until I realized how far off the path Jackson went with the ents. Cutting something out for time and pacing is one thing but to add something that didn't exist for comic relief? Come on now. LotRs could have been 4-5 films without any of Jackson's added crap.

    2. Re:Based on previous works... by bzipitidoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      My first thought was that if the Hobbit is worth 3 movies, why didn't he make 6 or more movies out of LotR?

      I agree that his movies butchered LotR. Visually, they are fantastic. But the dialog and edits to the story make me cringe. It's LotR, not Bored of the Rings! I knew Bombadil would be cut, and wasn't too bothered by that. But to cut the Scouring of the Shire?! Big, big mistake! I heard there's a director's cut that has Scouring of the Shire, but I haven't seen it. Just as bad is that so much was cheapened and trivialized. Gimli is turned into the butt of a bunch of lame short jokes. The hobbits might as well be just simple, naughty children greedily thieving for food, with no thought for anything beyond their bellies. I didn't like Merry and Pippin getting into Gandalf's fireworks, or the Bree scene where Aragorn swings Frodo about by the arm as if he was a naughty child. Gollum frames Sam for stealing food, and Frodo is dumb enough to believe this?! Then there's the way Arwen greets Aragorn by rubbing in her elvish superiority and kissing his throat with a sword. And, can't anyone make a LotR film without hoking up a silly wizard's battle between Gandalf and Saruman? And the Ents being dumbed down and refusing to help, until Treebeard walks into a wasteland of fresh stumps, as if there were no strong hints beforehand of Saruman's treachery. And some elves showing up at Helm's Deep and announcing that they came to die. And the bit about Denethor being a lame, retarded, stubborn idiot in refusing to call for help but so easily bypassed when Gandalf has Pippin sneak up to the beacon and light it. And when the attack on Minas Tirith starts, a random orc officer drops the painfully cheesy line that now is the age of orcs as he stabs to death a soldier of Gondor.

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    3. Re:Based on previous works... by EuclideanSilence · · Score: 5, Informative

      Don't forget the complete libelous defamation done to Faramir's character, who was possibly the most amazing example of a human in the books.

      “If you took this thing on yourself, unwilling, at others' asking, then you have pity and honour from me. And I marvel at you: to keep it hid and not to use it. You are a new people and a new world to me. Are all your kin of like sort? Your land must be a realm of peace and content, and there must gardners be in high hounour.”

      “But fear no more! I would not take this thing, if it lay by the highway. Not were Minas Tirith falling in ruin and I alone could save her, so, using the weapon of the Dark Lord for her good and my glory. No, I do not wish for such triumphs, Frodo son of Drogo.”

    4. Re:Based on previous works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think Jackson and the other writers completely misunderstood Faramir and the ring's effect on people.

      I heard/read an interview with Jackson and he actually stated (paraphrased) "Here's this guy who can resist the ring. We couldn't have that while everyone else was being subdued by it."

      The ring fed upon insecurities and self-doubt. It was forged by Sauron out of his weakness and greed to control others, so as it found new masters it fed upon their weaknesses as well.

      Faramir wasn't a superhero or deity because he could resist the ring; he was sure of himself, knew his place in the world and had no desires for power. The ring found nothing in him to feed upon. Here was Tolkien's example of how someone could be perfectly happy without riches or power, and Jackson completely undermined it.

  6. Had no idea.. by Danzigism · · Score: 2

    that they were even going to span it across 2 movies until now. Jesus christ! I'll watch them all though and cry all the way to the bank. I'm sure it'll be worth it though. Besides that funky FPS that looks like it's an old BBC theatrical performance.

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  7. a bit silly by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I like The Hobbit, but it's not an epic like The Lord of the Rings is. It's not supposed to be an epic. It's a self-contained, medium-sized story, with a fairly classic narrative arc. It makes no sense to tell the story in installments. The first 1/3 of the Hobbit isn't a film! There is one fairly straightforward journey, a climax, a denouement. The book is circa 300 pages, not circa 1000 like LoTR is.

    1. Re:a bit silly by Coryoth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I like The Hobbit, but it's not an epic like The Lord of the Rings is. It's not supposed to be an epic. It's a self-contained, medium-sized story, with a fairly classic narrative arc. It makes no sense to tell the story in installments. The first 1/3 of the Hobbit isn't a film! There is one fairly straightforward journey, a climax, a denouement. The book is circa 300 pages, not circa 1000 like LoTR is.

      I think the key is that they are going outside the pages of the Hobbit to get a third film. Which is not to say they're going outside Tolkien's writings, it's just that they're mining the appendices of The Lord of the Rings and the last chapter of the Silmarillion on the War of the Rings which covers Sauron's early rise as the Necromancer of Dol Guldur and the battles fought by Gandlaf, Saruman, Elrond and Galadriel against him at that time. This is very tangentially touched upon in the Hobbit -- but it is a narrow story told from Bilbo's point of view -- but there's plenty of story there if they wish to fill it in as a separate part that helps fill the gap between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.

    2. Re:a bit silly by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2

      It makes no sense to tell the story in installments.

      It makes business sense. Just like rebooting Spiderman was all about the business - in Spiderman's case the studio had to (re)make the movie if they wanted to keep the options on two more spiderman movies, else it would have reverted back to the studio that made the avengers. A similar thing is almost certainly going on here - the studio has the options to make at least three movies out of the hobbit, so that's what they are going to do.

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    3. Re:a bit silly by avandesande · · Score: 2

      If Peter Jackson wanted to challenge himself he could of attempted to create a movie that would appeal to both children and adults as the original story did.

      Instead it's multiple episodes, 40 frames per second, etc etc.....

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    4. Re:a bit silly by osu-neko · · Score: 3

      ... The book is circa 300 pages, not circa 1000 like LoTR is.

      A 300 page novel requires substantial cutting to fit into a movie. A short story makes a good two hour movie. Most novels can't fit in under 10 hours of screen time without leaving out large parts...

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    5. Re:a bit silly by Coryoth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Dol Guldur is barely hinted at in the book in just a couple of lines I think. Given the shortness of the book in terms of actual time that passes, the council to deal with Dol Guldur would have taken place after Bilbo was safely back home, the most Gandalf could have done in the short time he was away from the party would be to investigate the necromancer and discover who he might be.

      Yes, but if you were to expand the point of view of the Hobbit a little bit, and include a little more material such as Gandalf going to Dol Guldur etc. then you leave yourself well setup for a third film with Bilbo at home and the council waging war on the necromancer. Of course that's not to say that's what they've done, but for now I'm willing to give them the benfit of the doubt and wait and see what they've actually done. As it stands The Hobbit is a very narrow story that leads into LoTR but doesn't really sit well with it; by having a LoTR prequel that expands upon the Hobbit with further material from the Appendices of LoTR I could imagine a much better lead in to the LoTR trilogy being made. Let's hope that's what they're aiming for.

  8. Just wait... by CheeseTroll · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just wait 'till he gets his hands on the Silmarillion. It would open the door to a decade+ soap opera television for geeks!

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    1. Re:Just wait... by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Except HoME is largely made up of the various versions of The Silmarillion that Tolkien worked on from 1917 until the 1960s, except for a few volumes that are works associated with the writing of LotR and associated materials.

      Years ago when I was posting on Tolkien newsgroups, when the LotR movies first came out, there was sizable debate about this. I think it would be all but impossible to film the entire Silmarillion, it's too big for a movie. Some parts of it, like the Ainulindale, would be rather hard to bring to the screen.

      Some of the stories would work very well, in particular the Turin saga, Beren and Luthien, the Fall of Gondolin (the first story of Middle Earth Tolkien ever wrote) and some of the other works. The expanded Narn I Hin Hurin, which is about Hurin and Turin, would make a pretty awesome epic in its own right.

      If you go past the Silmarillion proper, I think the Atalante (Fall of Numenor) would make a very impressive prequel to LotR.

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  9. Re:Money grab by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 4, Informative

    Edit: So after RTFA it looks like the third movie will be stuff gleaned from Tolkien's other works, not anything that actually occurs in the novel The Hobbit.

  10. finally getting around to my favorite volume: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

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    1. Re:finally getting around to my favorite volume: by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

      Arrowroot, son of Arrowshirt, I greet thee.

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    2. Re:finally getting around to my favorite volume: by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 3

      Burma-Shave ?

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      Woodja woodja woo!

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  11. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Bullshit. The story of Turin would make a damned good movie, though some might not like the ending quite so much. The Fall of Gondolin is pretty good too.

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  12. Re:Money grab by Znork · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yep, this is starting to reek of yes-men and greed, not necessarily a good foundation for great movies. Jackson has performed well this far so I'm hoping, but this is where I start tuning down my expectations.

  13. Re:Money grab by ninjagin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Agreed. Two would have been enough. Tolkein wrote it as a standalone story in one volume. It doesn't need anything else. I think PJ is starting to like the smell of his own flatus so much that he doesn't want to stop eating beans, so to speak.

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  14. Re:Money grab by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was wary about stretching it into 2 movies. Its not that long of a book, not much actually happens. 3 movies is just a money grab by the studio.

    I wasn't worried about that until I heard the titles for the three movies:

    1. The Hobbit
    2. The Hobbit Reloaded
    3. The Hobbit Revolutions
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  15. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by hughJ · · Score: 3, Informative

    They only have the film rights to The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings by way of Saul Zaentz who purchased the rights back in the 70s. I'm pretty sure that the rights to everything outside of those specific books still rests in the hands of the Tolkien estate, and if Christopher Tolkien were going to sell the film rights to the rest of the material, he probably would have done it already (he's gone on record as not being happy with the films, and had to sue New Line in order to get their royalties from the films.)

    If they're going to make 3 Tolkien films, New Line/Jackson's hands are pretty much tied to events in and those surrounding The Hobbit.

  16. Re:Money grab by arth1 · · Score: 2

    Edit: So after RTFA it looks like the third movie will be stuff gleaned from Tolkien's other works, not anything that actually occurs in the novel The Hobbit.

    The only interesting thing is whether it'll feature Derek.

  17. Re:Money grab by arth1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wasn't worried about that until I heard the titles for the three movies:

            The Hobbit
            The Hobbit Reloaded
            The Hobbit Revolutions

    It could be worse. Imagine:

            Hobbit: The Quickening

  18. How much of Middle Earth would I like to see? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just The Silmarillion. Is that really too much to ask?

    In an unrelated note, if anyone has a mop, I accidentally dripped sarcasm all over the floor and need to clean it up.

  19. Re:Money grab by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you take the stuff from the Silmarillion, you probably have enough for a couple hundred movies.

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  20. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by readin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Given how Peter Jackson treated LOTR, taking only the outlines and filling them in with his own imagination, the Silmarillion seems like the perfect source for him. It would save him the trouble of having to throw out all the good stuff.

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  21. Re:Money grab by TopSpin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I understood the rational behind two movies; the Hobbit is pretty condensed and there is no lack of fans that will appreciate the depths explored with sufficient screen time. Three movies seems excessive but Peter did right by LOTR so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

    It could be good if the net result is three reasonably sized movies instead of a pair of 235 minute blood clotting epics. We humans are really not meant to stare at screens that long.

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  22. Harry Potter director? by readin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The Hobbit was written as a children's book - a pleasant read and not too scary, with plenty of humor especially at the beginning. Jackson seemed to have a really difficult time with the lighthearted parts of LOTR. The reunion with Frodo at Rivendell is cringe-inducing. I wish they had asked someone else to do this - perhaps whoever directed the first Harry Potter movie. Jackson did a great job with bringing Middle-Earth to life in sets and costumes, but that hurdle has largely been crossed. The Hobbit needs someone who can take the sets and costumes and tell a story.

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    1. Re:Harry Potter director? by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Jackson did a great job with bringing Middle-Earth to life in sets and costumes, but that hurdle has largely been crossed. The Hobbit needs someone who can take the sets and costumes and tell a story.

      Peter Jackson managed to take the LOTR trilogy and make it a critical and popular success, winning both box office awards AND the OSCAR for BEST PICTURE. Let me repeat that--he took a trilogy of orcs, elves, dwarves, and hobbits and managed to win an academy award for best picture. That isn't just great film making--that is a freaking miracle

    2. Re:Harry Potter director? by readin · · Score: 2

      No, it was Chris Columbus who made the first (and second) Harry Potter movie.

      He did a good job and was able to tell the same story that was in the book.

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    3. Re:Harry Potter director? by dbIII · · Score: 2

      The depressing thing is Terry Gilliam was set to be the director until studio politics got in the way. Just think of what he would have done with Harry Potter.

  23. Re:Last I checked, the LOTR movies were amazing... by wisnoskij · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Completely agree, give as many intellectual arguments and mention how it did not include some specific scene important for the plot as much as you like but the movies were good and did not really change anything. The Orcs were not turned into mutants from Mars or aliens, so personally I thought a good job was done. Until given direct evidence that these movies are bad I am very much looking forward to them.

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  24. Re:Money grab by Crash+McBang · · Score: 2

    Naah, more like:

    The Hobbit: The Ca$hening

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  25. Re:Money grab by bored_engineer · · Score: 2

    I felt. . .as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror. . .

  26. Re:Money grab by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 3, Funny

    Alien vs. Fredy Krueger vs. the Hobbit

  27. The Hunt for Gollum by SteveFoerster · · Score: 2

    Indeed, and that's why one was already made.

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  28. Re:Money grab by Dave+Cole · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I disagree. I read The Hobbit about 30 years ago and remembered it as a small book that did not take long to read.

    Recently I picked the book up to read it again before the movie and was surprised at how much actually happens in the book. I have no problem believing that there are three movies worth of material in the book.

  29. Re:Last I checked, the LOTR movies were amazing... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. The LOTR movies were overall great. Especially the first one.

    2. The movies also had some flaws.

    3. Those flaws were when the original story was messed with, for example the disasters of messing with Faramir's character, and the timeline of the reforging of the sword and the casting of Gimli as Jar Jar Binks.

    4. Jackson is going to take far more liberties with the story this time. After all he now has 3 films to fill with material and THIRTEEN dwarves to call on for comic relief. Just imagine - Jar Jar Binks times 13.

    5. This could be as bad as Star Wars I-III.

    6. Profit!!!

  30. Re:Hobbit, meet shark. by FrankSchwab · · Score: 2

    As a matter of fact, I don't believe it will be a travesty. But I hold the (apparently) unpopular opinion that the LOTR movies were an excellent adaptation of the books - not a perfect mirror of them, but the best that could possibly be done when going from printed page to movie screen. Because of that opinion, I'm willing to hope that The Hobbit, as a movie, is the same kind of excellent adaptation.

    That said, I don't know where they're going to get three movies worth of material and retain the pacing that worked well for LOTR.

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  31. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by Asclepius99 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The funny thing is that it wasn't just Saul Zaentz and the Tolkien Estate that had to sue to get all the money they were supposed to, but also Peter Jackson.

  32. Re:Money grab by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

    I would say that if Peter Jackson had exhibited a history of trying to wring cash out of a franchise with new, but inferior material and unnecessary revisions (*cough*Lucas*cough*), and to my knowledge, that hasn't happened, has it?

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  33. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The movies didn't make much money. Something about sets burning in Uganda.

    Also they weren't popular. Hardly anybody saw them more than five or six times. And nobody bought all of the DVD sets.

    Fair disclosure, I think I saw them once in the theaters, I own the DVDs which I bought off clearance.

    Really, they probably lost money.

  34. Large print version? by bashibazouk · · Score: 2

    Because my old Ballantine Books paper back version is 287 pages...

  35. Re:Money grab by steelfood · · Score: 2

    The Hobbit: The Search For Smaug.

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  36. Re:Last I checked, the LOTR movies were amazing... by Darinbob · · Score: 2

    On the other hand, in The Hobbit the dwarves really are comical and meant to be laughed at. It's a children's book after all. Bilbo was the sensible one in many ways. Thorin was the most level headed but even he was made to look silly in many places.

  37. Re:Money grab by Charliemopps · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Any book that doesn't involve a Bearenstine bear is hard to contain in a 2hr movie. The fact that we're so used to directors making shrunken heads out of some of the best literary works and think that's acceptable is a sad thing. The Hobbit has 19 chapters, and I could easily see a movie taking an average of 30min each getting through them in detail. So that's 10hrs of material, easily.

    If anything, the Lord of the Rings movies cut HUGE gaping swaths out of that story. Remember Tom Bombadil? He was one of the most identifiable characters in those books and was replaced in the movie with about a 20second sequence where strider just hands the hobbits a bunch of magic swords. It's a sad thing. Would people have tolerated it being broken up into 10 or more movies? No... but it's success is what's allowing Jackson to expand on the Hobbit. Which is a good thing, because, in my not so humble opinion, The Hobbit is one of the best printed works in human history. I'm glad they are doing this. The only thing that would make me more happy would be a big budget "Band of Brothers" style series. If we're lucky, maybe that's what they'll do with the Silmarillion.

  38. Re:Money grab by chispito · · Score: 2

    One 2-3 hour film would have been enough. It's a children's book, it's not an epic.

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  39. Re:Money grab by nabsltd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If anything, the Lord of the Rings movies cut HUGE gaping swaths out of that story. Remember Tom Bombadil?

    Tom Bombadil never made much sense in the book and would have been a huge plot hole to movie audiences.

    Much like how Dobby had to die before the final battle in the final Harry Potter book, Tom Bombadil needed to be gone in such a way that he couldn't help (and the "not wanting to" from the book doesn't really hold up). This way, we avoid having a being of essentially limitless power alive and doing nothing while our much less powerful heroes struggle with their quest. The easiest way to do this in the LotR movies was to just not introduce him in the first place.

  40. Tolkien would be dancing in his grave by gman003 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At this point, it's pretty obvious that they aren't sticking to things that were in the books. They're making up new material, new stories. It was a stretch to make The Hobbit into two movies (they were already going to add at least half a movie of new material, probably closer to a full movie). But three? They're making shit up. Totally new material.

    Tolkien would probably be happy about that. I'd ask him myself, but... you know...

    Tolkien was a student of myths and legends, and of languages. He was obsessed with the interplay between languages and stories, and held a theory that the original primary purpose of language was to tell stories and legends. He thought any language without legends was a dead language. He didn't invent Elvish to help tell the LotR stories - he invented the Lord of the Rings to complete his languages. It was a bit of a linguistic experiment to him, actually.

    Tolkien believed in the old way of stories, of men telling tales around a campfire, like the poets and bards of old. He tried to replicate that in his classroom (reading Beowulf et al. in the original languages). And possibly the most important difference between modern stories and ancient tales is that, in the old way, you can change it. You can change words, change stories, add verses, remove characters. You aren't supposed to do that with modern stories. Even in the fanfic culture, you generally don't take the original story and throw in a new subplot, new people, new places.

    Tolkien would be happy to know that his story has become legend in that aspect, that his story lives not just as words on paper, but as a living, changing story.

    Doesn't mean I myself agree with this - I'm "cautiously reserving judgement until the actual work is shown", neither immediately loving it nor already hating it. But I think Tolkien would be happy.

  41. Re:Last I checked, the LOTR movies were amazing... by dell623 · · Score: 2

    I went back and watched the LOTR movies again recently. This time at home on a smaller screen, so the pyrotechnics and CGI doesn't dazzle you as much and you are more focused on the story or characters. And I realized that when I watched the movies in a cinema, I was inserting the real story in between the great CGI rather than focusing too much on the story as Jackson presented it. When you focus on the story as it is in the movies, you realize how badly Jackson has bastardized the story and every single important character. It's nor just Gimli, the way Elrond and Aragorn are fundamentally altered is incredible. I mean, I understand the challenges of bringing the story into the form of a movie, but this was clearly a simplified, significantly altered interpretation of the story. And it was all done to make sure it fits well worn hollywood tropes that have proved to be popular in the past. And judging by how much money the movies made, they succeeded brilliantly. But there were so many artistic compromises made, that I can't help but be cynical when Jackson seems to suggest that he is making three movies to try and present more of Tolkien's world. He already had a chance to present Tolkien's world, and he took the more commercially viable option. This is all about milking the cash cow and earning billions.

  42. Re:Money grab by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Obviously you're right that it would have been a plot hole for the movie audience, since you demonstrated exactly how Bombadil would have been understood by that audience.

    Those of us who would have liked to see Bombadil have a different understanding of him. He's there for a three reasons.

    One, and I think most importantly, he's there as a semi-disposable character to bail the hobbits out when they get into trouble. This is their rite of passage. The world is a dangerous place, the hobbits are fleeing from danger into danger, and they need help, and in the absence of Gandalf, Bombadil is the first helper after they've left the Shire. He's foreshadowing Aragorn's help, and later the Nine Walkers. Your complaint is that he's overpowered to do that job, and that may be, but that's not all he's good for, and I don't think he's quite the disturbing McGuffin you think he is. More on that later.

    Second, he's there for a sense of age and history. If you've read the Silmarillion, you have that sense of history, but most people haven't and don't. Bombadil is the first of several things sprinkled through LoTR to give that sense, and he's the only one still present in the world. He's there to give a sense that even though the elves are ancient compared to men, there is something in the world yet more ancient. He's there to lend a glimpse of eternity, to hint that this too shall pass.

    Third, he's there for a sense of the alien, the different. He's there to provide the perspective that, while the conflict over the Ring feels epic to everyone involved, there are those who are not involved, who are so different that they don't even understand the fuss. The discussion about Bombadil at the council especially made it clear that, while Bombadil is humanoid, he is in no way human. The Council worries out loud that if given custody of the Ring, he'd lose it through sheer carelessness.

    This is where your concerns about the plot hole are a little out of place. Bombadil is alien in the same way that Caradras is alien, and can be considered the benevolent foil to the malevolence of Caradras. He and Caradras both possess tremendous power, but it is a non-mobile elemental sort of power, enormous in terms of sheer strength (Gandalf doesn't even consider challenging Caradras when it resists the Fellowship), but indifferent to the Ring itself, and it is a power that does not move around in the world or participate in it. Each helps or hinders the progress of the Ring when the Ring comes near for reasons of their own that are more about their fundamental natures than anything to do with the Ring.

    This is also one of the additional points about the movie that irritate the crap out of aficionados. Not only did Peter Jackson think that movie audiences couldn't understand Bombadil (apparently correctly), he also decided they couldn't understand Caradras, so he introduced the lame sequence where the trouble in the mountains was brought on by Saruman. The cure is worse than the disease. Not only did Saruman not know for sure what the Fellowship was up to, he was vague about where they were and what their numbers were. That's how the whole mistaken identity bit with Pippin and Merry happens.

    More to the point, Saruman isn't powerful enough to cause that sort of trouble for a party escorted by Gandalf. In the books, Gandalf and Saruman always carefully step around each other once Saruman fails to convert Gandalf to his cause, and Gandalf isn't involved in either Saruman's downfall or his death. Following directly on from that point, Saruman simply isn't that powerful period. Everything about the Tolkien mythos is about the the decline and fall of basically everything. Everything is downhill, and Saruman (and indeed, Gandalf), are both very much at the low end of that long decline. Bombadil and Caradras are both ancient and therefore at the high end of the power curve. Gandalf and Saruman are both much younger, therefore much less powerful.

    So the loss of Bombadil is, I think, directly related to the loss of Caradras, and both losses are unfortunate for many reasons.

  43. Downfall Trilogy: Arnor, Numenor, and Beleriand by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2

    If you go past the Silmarillion proper, I think the Atalante (Fall of Numenor) would make a very impressive prequel to LotR.

    I think you mean Akallabeth (yeah I know, same meaning, different language, but that's what the book is called).

    And I agree, it would make for an awesome prequel. The climax certainly has the greatest special effects potential of any moment in the history of Ea. I would love to see the Bending of the World on screen, watch the seas torn asunder and Numenor fall into them as Aman floats off into the distant stars along the Straight Path, and the camera slowly pulls back high over Endor to show the curvature of the newly-shaped world.

    I would make the Akallabeth the centerpiece of a prequel trilogy pulling from the Silmarillion and other supplemental materials. I would tell it in reverse order, tied together by a framing story of Aragon explaining to his son Eldarion the history of Arnor (as they reestablish that kingdom in the early Fourth Era), and from there the history of Numenor, and before that the start of the line of high Men.

    The first part would be predominantly about the downfall of Arnor and the battles against the Witch-King of Angmar, culminating in the line of kings becoming the Rangers of the North. That way we get to see familiar peoples and a familiar villain (the Lord of the Nazgul), and the early influence of the Rings of Power, tying it directly into the LotR. The prologue to this story would briefly tell of the history of how Arnor and Gondor were settled and how Arnor began to splinter prior to the Witch-King's attacks, much like the prologue to Fellowship tells of the Last Alliance and how the Ring was lost.

    The second part would tell of the downfall of Numenor. This would get to feature Sauron as a prominent villain, in his fair form as Annatar, and so still have strong connections directly to LotR. It would of course culminate in the Bending of the World and the survival of Elendil (who would star) to found Arnor and Gondor. The prologue to this part would tell, if you'll note the pattern here, of how Numenor was given as a gift to the Edain, and how it slowly grew corrupt, before telling of its last days.

    The third part would tell the tale of Earendil, culminating in the War of Wrath, and victory over Melkor, "ending" the trilogy on a high note despite it all generally being a bunch of downers. The prologue to this would of course establish how the silmarils were forged and stolen and the Sons of Feanor's quest for vengeance. Somewhere in there the story of Beren and Luthien would have to be told, to establish how Earendil gets his silmaril via his wife Elwing, Beren and Luthien's granddaughter; this could be an extended flashback recounted during Earendil and Elwing's courtship. Of course their sons Elrond and Elros will feature in here as well, establishing more familiar faces from LotR. In the epilogue Numenor is granted to the Edain for their help in the War of Wrath, with Elros as its first king, and the line of kings from Elros down through Elendil to our narrator Elessar (Aragorn) and his son Eldarion is briefly recounted, wrapping the whole story up; perhaps ending on a shot of the Evening Star as their day concludes, and Earendil continues to sail the sky with his silmaril shining bright.

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  44. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think you misunderstood what Bombadil represented. Remember the theme of LotR is about resisting the industrial revolution and keeping a more natural, agrarian lifestyle. Bombadil represents the force of Nature. Nature is impartial and cares neither way whether young species like humans kill themselves off. The world will continue with or without them. There's no reason to get involved in petty squabbles lasting a few hundred years when there are millenia of plant and stone to tend and watch.

    He was more contradictory that he bothered to save the hobbits from the barrow wights. Yet that, too, was his nature - to be contradictory and do things on a whim.

    I do agree general audiences would not have understood, and sadly, Jackson is catering all of these movies to the non-reading masses.