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Nathan Myhrvold, Do-Gooder

theodp writes "Perturbed by a GigaOm item which likened him to 'Darth Vader doing some charity work as he completes the Death Star,' Intellectual Ventures CEO Nathan Myhrvold talks about the goals of his 'Global Good' program and fires back at critics in an interview with GeekWire's Todd Bishop. The technology industry is a little too obsessed with 'sending little messages to each other and having fun on a social network' for Myhrvold, who hopes to tackle bigger problems like malaria, polio, and HIV with the help of funding from buddy Bill Gates. 'I don't mean to call Zynga out in a negative way,' says Myhrvold, 'but is Zynga doing God's work? Is Facebook doing God's work? Even setting aside what God's work means, I think it's pretty easy to say, those companies are doing wonderful things, but they are for-profit ventures. It's either tools or toys for the rich.' BTW, if you're ready to do God's work, IV's looking for a Vice President, Global Good."

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  1. Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd rather they do good, than God's work.

    1. Re:Or... by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Which god is he talking about, is what I want to know. I mean does he want us to start hitting people with hammers, praying for the undead lord to return from another dimension to cleanse the world of unbelievers with fire, start talking to our ancestors through their severed heads, raise Cthulhu from his watery grave, or what?

    2. Re:Or... by AmazingRuss · · Score: 4, Funny

      God is supposed to be omnipotent. He can get off his ass and do his own work.

    3. Re:Or... by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Informative

      Which god is he talking about, is what I want to know. I mean does he want us to start hitting people with hammers, praying for the undead lord to return from another dimension to cleanse the world of unbelievers with fire, start talking to our ancestors through their severed heads, raise Cthulhu from his watery grave, or what?

      One of the crazy ones, anyway. His plan for solving global warming is to pump sulphur dioxide into the atmosphere and hand out uranium to private citizens to build small personal reactors. His hobbies include searching for alien life, barbequing french food, and photographing wildlife. I'm not sure if the last two are related or not...

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    4. Re:Or... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They aim for "Global Good", while asking for you to do "God's work". They should make up their minds and either aim for "Global God" or do "Good's work". Right now, the message is inconsistent.

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    5. Re:Or... by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, assuming he's being absolutely truthful, it's a lot like a maffia Don using his protection money to feed the homeless. That's great and all but he's still a scumbag.

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    6. Re:Or... by girlintraining · · Score: 2

      They aim for "Global Good", while asking for you to do "God's work". They should make up their minds and either aim for "Global God" or do "Good's work". Right now, the message is inconsistent.

      I don't know about you, but I would prefer people worship gods who say that global good is God's work (you may move the apostrophe if needed to accomodate your religious view). So the message isn't inconsistent, unless you worship a god that considers its work to be something else. Dollarus Maximus, for example... Good for personal fortune, not so good for property values.

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    7. Re:Or... by postbigbang · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Gack. Messiah complex-with-money-and-patent-portfolio.... and really judgmental, too. Do gooders, doing God's work. Not bad, of course, but when you ostensibly have God's work to do, your agency can do no wrong, hurt no one, and the ends justify the means. You're inherently right, and others are apostates. Wait, wear did we hear that before?

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    8. Re:Or... by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Is this story some kind of sick joke? Nathan Myrvold lecturing us all about being better people? What the hell has Nathan F***ing Myrhvold ever done for the world? Myrhvold first became filthy rich as chief technology officer for Microsoft. He helped the company make billions of dollars abusing their monopoly power to get consumers to buy crappy software.

      Unlike Bill Gates, who sees the light and decides to devote his life to charity, Myrhvold goes on to devote his life to setting up Intellectual Ventures, the world's largest patent troll. Gate's post-Microsoft career is dictated by his desire to work at something other than making money. Myrhvold's post-Microsoft career is dictated by the idea that he still wants to make an assload of money, he just doesn't want to actually do any work any more. He'd rather screw around in the kitchen and write a cookbook, while his company makes money by threatening to sue the people who are actually trying to innovate and create something.

      Hell, he's not even funding this effort. Guess who's funding it? The article says it's "funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation Asset Trust". So Gates is putting up the money, and Myrhvold is running around trying to take all the credit for being this great philanthropist. Well, I've got a suggestion for you Nathan. Want to make the world a better place? Shut down Intellectual Ventures. That would do far more to spur innovation than anything you've ever done.

      What a pretentious douche.

    9. Re:Or... by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, assuming he's being absolutely truthful, it's a lot like a maffia Don using his protection money to feed the homeless.

      Which would be great if that's what Myrhvold was doing. Here's what the article says:

      Scientists and researchers working with Intellectual Ventures have come up with lots of wild ideas over the years. Some of them have the potential to help the world, ranging from a laser to zap mosquitoes to a container for preserving vaccines for long periods of time. And now Nathan Myhrvold, the former Microsoft chief technology officer who founded Intellectual Ventures, wants to see those ideas rolled out and made available to the developing world. That’s the story behind Intellectual Ventures’ decision to seek a new vice president to lead its “Global Good” initiative. Funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation Asset Trust..."

      So it's not even Myrhvold's money, he's actually using Bill Gates and Warren Buffett's money and then lecturing to others about how they should do more. Yes, Nathan, by using other people's money to help people and then boasting about it, you've really shown us the way. Your selfless sacrifice, nobility and sense of humility have truly touched us all... you're up there with Jesus and Gandhi.

    10. Re:Or... by martin-boundary · · Score: 2
      Don't go giving kids ideas.

      "Clean up your room"

      "Sure mom, I'll do it right away"

      *one hour later*

      "Hey! You didn't clean up your room. What's happened?"

      "I lied to you. Do you like my twisted sense of humour?"

      "Ow, Ouch! Not the ears! I was doing God's work, honest! It was explained on slashdot! Ouch!"

    11. Re:Or... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

      We (atheists) see "doing God's work" as something fanatical religious people do to spread their superstitions for the benefit of their religious organizations.

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  2. smear campaign by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'Darth Vader doing some charity work as he completes the Death Star',

    Slashdot editors need to stop posting what is clearly rebel rhetoric. The first Death Star was used on Alderaan to save lives. The planet was partly hollow and heavily fortified; A great many imperial lives would have been sacrificed to end the war in a conventional ground-based attack. By destroying Alderann with the Death Star instead, billions of lives were saved. After that, the galaxy enjoyed its longest period of peace and prosperity in centuries.

    The second Death Star was blown up before it was even completed, and it's construction was solely as a deterrent against future war -- it would have reduced the cost of maintaining a fleet of thousands of flag ships as fewer would have been needed for routine patrols. There were not many military personnel on the base at the time, most of those people were contractors working during the recession, caused by supply shortages because funds were diverted to combat the constant terrorist attacks by the rebels. When the Death Star fell, millions of contractors and private citizens lost their lives in an unparalleled terrorist attack. The Empire had no choice then but to respond to these right-wing religious nutjobs with overwhelming force.

    Never Forget the Liberty Star disasters!

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    1. Re:smear campaign by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 3, Informative

      'Darth Vader doing some charity work as he completes the Death Star',

      Slashdot editors need to stop posting what is clearly rebel rhetoric. The first Death Star was used on Alderaan to save lives. The planet was partly hollow and heavily fortified; A great many imperial lives would have been sacrificed to end the war in a conventional ground-based attack. By destroying Alderann with the Death Star instead, billions of lives were saved. After that, the galaxy enjoyed its longest period of peace and prosperity in centuries.

      Besides, calling the Deployable Advanced Theatre Defense Station Armament a "Death Star" is highly inflammatory. Only the rebels call it that.

  3. I'm ready to be called by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2

    I'm ready to do God's work.... just, erm, how much does it pay?

    1. Re:I'm ready to be called by girlintraining · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm ready to do God's work.... just, erm, how much does it pay?

      Historically it's been the blood of your enemies.

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    2. Re:I'm ready to be called by Mikkeles · · Score: 2

      200 foreskins, give or take.

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  4. C.S. Lewis on tyrants by russotto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not directly related, but whenever an evil asshole starts prattling on about "God's work" or anything similar, it brings to mind this C.S. Lewis quote

    âoeOf all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.â

    1. Re:C.S. Lewis on tyrants by girlintraining · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not directly related, but whenever an evil asshole starts prattling on about "God's work" or anything similar, it brings to mind this C.S. Lewis quote...

      I suppose now is a bad time to point out he was an ardent Christian who would take great offense to you misusing his words like that. I believe he might even respond with something like, "What you see and hear depends a good deal on where you are standing; it also depends on what kind of a person you are."

      For every religious extremist who hurts others in the name of God, there are dozens more who help. I'm not suggesting that belief in God is necessary to help others, or in the final analysis, even related. I am saying it's the height of religious arrogance and intolerance to imply that anyone who uses the phrase "God's work" to describe their actions is an "evil asshole" who goes "prattling on". Would you cast them into a reputation and role from which they cannot escape? I have little time or sympathy for a man who believes another is incapable of doing good simply because he disagrees with that person's religious views.

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    2. Re:C.S. Lewis on tyrants by russotto · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm well aware that C.S. Lewis was an ardent Christian, but I do not believe I misused his words. I wasn't suggesting that anyone who uses "God's work" to describe their actions is an "evil asshole". I'm suggesting that Nathan Myhrvold, founder of major patent troll Intellectual Ventures, is an evil asshole, and that therefore when he claims to be doing God's work I'm immediately reminded of Lewis's words.

  5. Doing God's work? Seriously? by MaxTardiveau · · Score: 5, Informative

    >> is Zynga doing God's work? Is Facebook doing God's work?

    Yes, Nathan, you're doing a lot of wonderful work. But that doesn't excuse *how* you're getting your money these days. Your business practices are hurting the entire industry, and putting a big crimp on innovation. The end does not justify the means.

    Anyone who has not yet listened to This American Life's episode on Mr. Myhrvold really ought to:

    http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/441/when-patents-attack/

  6. Sickens me... by flydpnkrtn · · Score: 3

    More intellect than he knows what to do with, and he chooses to leave MS and start a patent troll company... ugh.

    "Myhrvold was born in Seattle, Washington. He attended Mirman School,[4] and began college at age 14.[5] He studied mathematics, geophysics, and space physics at UCLA (BSc, Masters). He was awarded a Hertz Foundation Fellowship for graduate study and he chose to study at Princeton University, where he earned a master's degree in mathematical economics and completed a PhD in theoretical and mathematical physics by age 23."

  7. From the article by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the article:

    So what somebody says, why don’t you tell me which patents you have, Nathan, so I can avoid them, you’re supposed to be avoiding all of them! You’re saying, Nathan, I’d like to be honest with you but cheat everybody else. What’s up with that?

    That's an interesting twist.

    Of course it's my responsibility as a developer to avoid all of them. Specifically, all 8 million+ of them. What I can do, then, is start researching my idea now... and many lifetimes from now when my descendents have evaluated every patent that may be relevant, they can bring my product to market. Oh, wait - the number of patents will have grown by then...

    Considering how smart he is, I find it difficult to believe that he made such an absurd statement -- and even more preposterous that he thinks it's a reasonable, realistic expectation.

    1. Re:From the article by MaxTardiveau · · Score: 2

      Listen to This American Life's episode on Myhrvold, seriously. It really makes the hypocrisy obvious:

      http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/441/when-patents-attack/

  8. Re:Myhrvold's plan by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

    Collect the patents... ALL the patents...

    Good! Then he can pay for the courts, police, and the military to enforce them.

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  9. Organizing for good by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Putting aside the question of what is or isn't God's work, I think it would be more effective to establish and fund a nonprofit foundation to develop technology for solving the problems of the world's poor (and problems that potentially affect everybody like climate change and antibiotic resistance).

    Running a little bit of charity work out of a for-profit corporation creates a conflict of interest between the need to generate profit for the owners/shareholders and the needs of those who are served. And if you can work full-time on the pro-bono technology, you'll get it done faster and better than if you are diverting time from your "real job."

  10. Re:whenever someone invokes god(s) by sideslash · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe you really believe that and aren't just trolling. But if you take the wanton destruction left in the wake of Stalin and Mao (hint: some of the strongest modern nation-wide waves of atheistic popular movements combined with persecuting and murdering untold millions of people), you find an apt counterexample to your generalization. The attribute of religiosity is orthogonal to evil. You find religious people who are some of the most humanitarian and wonderful people on earth, and you find religious people whose consciences allegedly require them to persecute other people. And you find both of the same kinds of people among atheists -- some wonderful and some evil.

  11. How distracting by mattr · · Score: 2

    This is the guy who dreamed of charging for all Internet based transactions with his own money scheme.
    When he starts saying the word God several times in a row I start getting violently nauseated.
    I also question his statement, "We’re going to have to find who’s the best company in China to manufacture our malaria diagnostic device" while "using first world invention, product development, and business development techniques."
    I state this having helped projects to reduce malaria and treat the sick in Cambodia. When $5 would buy mosquito nets. Does he really need to develop advanced technology, or could the money not be spent on existing projects using low technology? The key really is not Chinese manufacturing. The key which he hinted at is having motivated, experienced problem solvers on the ground who can see what things will work and why, and get immediate feedback and support from home base.
    The idea of structuring it as a for profit venture, no matter what reasoning he gives, is just the way a shark smiles. It distracts you. Just like how he is pushing the God button. You have to wonder why. Is he a wacko? Maybe, but it is most likely because that is where he plans on getting money. Religious figures do sometimes put money into these things.

  12. colours by Tom · · Score: 2

    Darth Vader doing some charity work as he completes the Death Star

    Which is not unthinkable. Humans are complex creatures, very few of us are entirely black or white. The main damage that religion has done to us is not the omnipotent father nonsense, but the strict seperation of the world into "good" and "bad". Which you don't find in the real world if you open your mind and really see. Even your worst enemy has some interest or some trait that you'd consider positive if it weren't for your dislike of the man. And even your best friend and ally has a skeleton in the closet.

    So, aside from the nonsensical choice of words (there can be no such thing as "god's work", because an omnipotent being could get its own work done with no effort), why not simply take the guy at face value?

    Because, you know, he's kind of right about Zynga and Facebook, too. Yeah, maybe he's an evil business bastard, but if he genuinely wants to do good - shouldn't we encourage and welcome that?

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  13. Silly slashdotter... by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    paying for services is what poor people do, not rich patent attorneys. To paraphrase Gore Vidal: Socialism for the rich, dog eat dog capitalism for the poor....

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  14. Re:It's not a bank account by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

    Anyone, of course, except the Catholics. One of the chief doctrinal divides between Catholics and Protestants is the nature of salvation. Catholic theology very much insists that works are a part of salvation.

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  15. Re:It's not a bank account by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

    Read James chapter 2. Rome didn't invent their theology just for fun, an even Martin Luther could never adequately explain away James.

    But hey, keep repeating long defunct anti-Catgolic nonsense.

    14What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him?

    15If a brother or sister be naked, and destitute of daily food,

    16And one of you say unto them, Depart in peace, be ye warmed and filled; notwithstanding ye give them not those things which are needful to the body; what doth it profit?

    17Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone.

    18Yea, a man may say, Thou hast faith, and I have works: shew me thy faith without thy works, and I will shew thee my faith by my works.

    19Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.

    20But wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without works is dead?

    21Was not Abraham our father justified by works, when he had offered Isaac his son upon the altar?

    22Seest thou how faith wrought with his works, and by works was faith made perfect?

    23And the scripture was fulfilled which saith, Abraham believed God, and it was imputed unto him for righteousness: and he was called the Friend of God.

    24Ye see then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only.

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