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Vote On What the Very Large Telescope Observes

arisvega writes "The Slashdot crowd may be aware of VLT, the Very Large Telescope array (a collaboration between several European countries). It's located at the Atacama desert in Chile, operating at the visible and infrared wavelengths and producing some very detailed images and exciting new science. It has been significantly boosting astronomy and astrophysics research for the past couple of years without the hassle and the expenses of orbital observatories. Now, and for the first time in its history, there is a public invitation calling you to vote on which of the 16 proposed locations you would like the array to be pointed at, without the need for a scientific proposal. Astronomers are standing by to do your bidding!"

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  1. My Next door neighbor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    That way I dont look creepy looking through mine any more :-)

    1. Re:My Next door neighbor! by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1

      Your neighbor is not that important

      Methinks the Very Large Telescope should be used to observe the following:

      1. The Second Coming of Jesus (maybe this time He is coming on a flying saucer or something like that)

      2. ET - and maybe this time the ET knows how to use mobile phone to "call home"

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    2. Re:My Next door neighbor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Then perhaps Barbara Steisand's beachfront property.

    3. Re:My Next door neighbor! by antdude · · Score: 1

      Are your neighbor attractive? :P

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    4. Re:My Next door neighbor! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      If he needs a VLT she's probably REALLY fat.

  2. Insert obligatory Uranus joke here by MSRedfox · · Score: 2

    Insert obligatory Uranus joke here...

    1. Re:Insert obligatory Uranus joke here by fm6 · · Score: 1, Funny

      You forgot the obligatory Futurama reference:

      http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/a6o404/futurama-smelloscope

    2. Re:Insert obligatory Uranus joke here by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      I propose that the next planet we discover be named "balloon knot"

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    3. Re:Insert obligatory Uranus joke here by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but the Goatse black hole is not on the list of objects.

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  3. The Sun! by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 2

    ...hehe...suckers!

    1. Re:The Sun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      But only at night.

  4. Not an observation with the Array by ogre7299 · · Score: 2

    The target will not be observed with the array of four telescopes, rather just one of the telescopes will do the observation. Taking data simultaneously with all four telescopes is a tricky procedure and yields data, while extremely useful scienfically, it's very different from the pretty pictures that this contest is after.

  5. Magellanic Cloud and Eta Carinae by djl4570 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The facility is in the southern hemisphere so the Magellanic Clouds are observable.
    Compile monthly or weekly observations of Eta Carinae that can be edited into a video or slideshow.

  6. Point it at Hubble by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Part staring contest, part engineering contest.

  7. Itself by bky1701 · · Score: 1

    How else will it know it exists!?

  8. What is /.'s pick? by JumperCable · · Score: 2

    What is the most interesting? Closest?

  9. I'd vote for... by Yaa+101 · · Score: 2

    Gum 19 — star-forming region with variable star V391 Velorum

  10. How do they expect ... by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... me to participate in a poll without the CowboyNeal option?

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    1. Re:How do they expect ... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      All of the observations will be of Cowboy Neal.

      The voting is just on where to send him first.

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  11. Re:Recipe for bad decisions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It is more like voting on the name of the new bridge, not the design specs. This is to get the public interested in the project, not to resolve disputes over time sharing between serious research. The experts already weighed in on deciding how much time to allocate to this and what targets to choose from. This would only go wrong if they screwed up bad enough that it would be the equivalent of a bridge's name plate being load bearing and allowing the length of the name to impact structural integrity.

  12. Uranus by Osgeld · · Score: 1

    next question please

    1. Re:Uranus by Mazda6s · · Score: 1

      Beat me to it.

  13. Why the moon offcourse ... by giorgist · · Score: 1

    That way we can prove once and for all that NASA never ...

    1. Re:Why the moon offcourse ... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      AFAIK the resolution of VLT isn't sufficient for that.

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    2. Re:Why the moon offcourse ... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The moon is off course? PANIC!!!!

  14. IMNAA by symes · · Score: 1

    I know nothing about how these things work, but I do like nice pictures. Some of the most facinating I've seen recently are of the surface of the sun - can we get some more of these?

    1. Re:IMNAA by the_other_chewey · · Score: 1

      No. The VLT's telescopes are machines very carefully designed to be able to detect the faintest amounts of light possible. Pointing them at the sun would result in zero pictures and be followed by a Very Large Repair, essentially rebuilding everything that isn't the static support structure or the mirrors (and I'm not even sure about the mirrors).

  15. subject by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    Quick, everyone flood the poll with "your mom."

  16. Re:Romney/Ryan/Constitution Victory Speech by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    Awww... angry cos somebody's filling in for Rush today?

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