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Scientists Set Bold Plan For Future Exploration of the Sun

coondoggie writes "Our understanding of space weather and the impact of space around Earth has greatly increased in the last 10 years and if the ambitious plan the National Research Council can be implemented, the next 10 years will generate tons more scientific insight. The National Research Council issued its second research recommendation report, 'Solar and Space Physics: A Science for a Technological Society,' which represents 18 months of research by more than 85 solar and space physicists and space system engineers and lays out major scientific goals for solar exploration on the next 10 years."

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  1. They need to step their game up... by mmcxii · · Score: 4, Funny

    Manned exploration of the sun. Now that would be bold.

    1. Re:They need to step their game up... by iiii · · Score: 4, Funny

      Careful selection of the crew for the first manned mission to the sun could dramatically improve the quality of political discourse here on earth. (Think "B Ark")

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    2. Re:They need to step their game up... by flyingsquid · · Score: 2

      Manned exploration of the sun.

      Manned exploration of the sun is the dumbest idea I've ever heard of. It would be far more cost-effective to explore by sending robotic rovers to drive around on the surface of the sun.

  2. I vote by kamapuaa · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first person to make the "go at night" joke should be permabanned.

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    1. Re:I vote by waynemcdougall · · Score: 5, Funny

      The first person to make the "go at night" joke should be permabanned.

      That sounds a little dark.

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    2. Re:I vote by arth1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're gonna go blind from lookin' at the sun, just like Mom said. Or wazzat somethin' else?

      That's from looking at page three of the Sun.

    3. Re:I vote by formfeed · · Score: 2

      The first person to make the "go at night" joke should be permabanned.

      Calling the "go at night" proposal a joke, can only mean you didn't grow up in a Creationist state.

    4. Re:I vote by RivenAleem · · Score: 2

      Of course, everyone knows it's much easier to wait on the horizon and jump on as it comes up in the morning. Then you have all day to run tests/take pictures, before jumping off again in the evening.

  3. As expected by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Funny

    4 posts: 2 "at nights", 2 "manned expeditions".

    Carry on, Slashdot.

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  4. They've figured out how to not get burnt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're going to land at night.

    1. Re:They've figured out how to not get burnt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Straight to the heart.. Set the controls

    2. Re:They've figured out how to not get burnt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That is really a dumb idea. Of course they couldn't go at night.
      They wouldn't be able to see anything.

    3. Re:They've figured out how to not get burnt by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2

      That is really a dumb idea. Of course they couldn't go at night.
      They wouldn't be able to see anything.

      But we have LED flashlights !!
       

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    4. Re:They've figured out how to not get burnt by drkim · · Score: 3, Funny

      That is really a dumb idea. Of course they couldn't go at night.
      They wouldn't be able to see anything.

      But we have LED flashlights !!

      ...which are, unfortunately, solar powered.

    5. Re:They've figured out how to not get burnt by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny

      Syd? Is that you?

      Wish you were here...

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    6. Re:They've figured out how to not get burnt by doublebackslash · · Score: 2

      Albedo actually, but that is one HELL of an amusing mixup! I think that if we could calculate libido accurately via simple observation we'd be able to put dating websites out of business ;)

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  5. India by opusman · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, India has just announced a manned landing on the Sun by 2019.

    1. Re:India by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Funny

      And Oracle, having recently acquired the Sun, is reviewing its legal options, starting with trespass.

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    2. Re:India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I would support a manned mission to the Sun if that man was Larry Ellison.

  6. Re:National Research Council Budgeting by waynemcdougall · · Score: 2

    OK. I have poster's regret. Can I delete this now? ;-)

    Good news! The delete comes with the permaban!

    Hooray! Everyone wins!

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  7. Re:Maybe this will kill Man made global warming by mug+funky · · Score: 4, Informative

    you're a fucking idiot.

  8. Re:Maybe this will kill Man made global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you honestly don't think that an atmosphere has something to do with it you really need to work on that science education.

    Take the moon, for instance. Given its distance from the sun it should be able the same temperature on the surface as on Earth. But is it? No. During the day it's 125C. At night? -150C. Also see Venus, which, due to its atmosphere, has an average surface temperature more than double that of Mercury despite being twice the distance from the sun and receiving less than 25% of the solar output.

    The sun provides the heat. The atmosphere keeps it there and distributes it around. Different gasses have different absorption properties. Carbon dioxide, methane and water vapor are all high on the list for trapping heat energy.

  9. Re:Maybe this will kill Man made global warming by Kaenneth · · Score: 2, Funny

    *your

  10. staff proposal: by wierd_w · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I propose that we send select delegates from both the house and senate on this noteworthy mission, so that they can see for themselves how silly it was to scrub the "return stage" construction budget.

    We of course, need to supply them with 2 way radio contact so thay can debate the matter via telepresence with their peers in washington.

    1. Re:staff proposal: by khallow · · Score: 3, Funny

      We can fund this worthy project with popcorn futures.

  11. Re:Tons of scientific insight by ThePeices · · Score: 2

    Oh dude, you should totally check out this thing known as a "figure of speech".

    Its a real hoot, you don't actually *have* to take it literally. Novel idea huh?

  12. Re:Maybe this will kill Man made global warming by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You will have more luck convincing the Pope that indeed, god does not actually exist.

    I'm sure his holiness is fully aware. The idea is to not let the proletariat catch on.

  13. Re:Maybe this will kill Man made global warming by MF4218 · · Score: 2

    It's an interesting point that due to its size, its power output has been very consistent (presumably areas of higher output than the norm are cancelled out by alternate areas of lower output).

    Alas regarding Global Warming, we pay more attention to areas of lower temperature than the mean as proof that GW doesn't exist, than the average itself which is steadily rising higher. Which is strange since the energy entering the system isn't rising to a similar degree at all.

  14. Re:Maybe this will kill Man made global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    What a coincidence, I was just talking with some of my colleagues at the research lab the other day: "Hey, you know what's really hot?" ... after an awkward 15 minute silence where we realize we couldn't name a single chick in recent popular culture to pretend like we were still cool, some smart ass finally says, "I know what's really hot, the Sun. It's so hot you can probably feel its heat all the way on Earth."

    I replied with great excitement, "Holy shit Dr. Jones, you might be on to something big there."

    We all rushed to the library to find our favorite table unoccupied. After ten hours of heavy literature searching, and many trips by our grad students to fetch us coffee, we finally had to quit when the library started to close. We tried to buy some time by having Dr. Adler flirt with the librarian. Despite breaking his personal record, he only got us another 14.3 seconds.

    So despite our exhaustive efforts, we had to give up and had to conclude: no one has ever measured the Sun's output before. We thought we were onto something there, but without any data we couldn't corroborate our idea that the Sun heats the Earth. At first it came as such a shock to us, not only was it an amazing idea, but we could be the first scientists to ever think of it. In retrospect it seemed so simple, as all amazing research does.

    But eventually we felt like giving up, becoming depressed after arguing whether measuring the Sun's output could be done for only a few million dollars or if we would need at least a few tens of millions of dollars. It clearly was a project that would require a large team and infrastructure, well beyond anything achievable by past scientists, or a single person. I think the guys lost their motivation to pursue such novel work, but not any more. Just wait until I tell them there is someone on Slashdot that supports the new theory too.

  15. Re:Tons of scientific insight by khallow · · Score: 2

    Is that a numerical figure or a bodily figure?

  16. The fifth overarching goal: fulfill basic yearning by jensend · · Score: 2

    "Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun."

    (Excellent.)

  17. Um... Guys... by SternisheFan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey all scientists who have ambitious 'plans' to "experiment" with the Sun... Please DON'T!!! DON'T FUCK WITH THE SUN!!! Just look at it, okay? Do not "play" with it! It's working, it's been working fine fir BILLIONS OF YEARS!!! When something as important as THE SUN is working, leave it alone! Don't fix it!!!

    1. Re:Um... Guys... by Pesticidal · · Score: 2

      Haven't you seen the Star Trek Generations movie? It's totally possible.

  18. Re:four goals by Pesticidal · · Score: 2

    You forgot:

    * ???
    * Profit!

  19. But why is the Sun so round? by SternisheFan · · Score: 4, Informative