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A Modest Proposal For Sequestration of CO2 In the Antarctic

First time accepted submitter Alienwise writes "Judith Curry reports a scientific concept of an atmospheric CO2 sequestration plant. It would be based in the Antartic to profit from the cold weather, which would facilitate the creation of CO2 snow — which would then be buried. The plant could be powered by windmills." The lead author has agreed to let Curry link to a copy of the final manuscript, if you'd like to read more.

243 comments

  1. Also known as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    the sweep-it-under-the-carpet method of trash removal
    works great for the inlaws, the planet? not so much

    1. Re:Also known as by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      the sweep-it-under-the-carpet method of trash removal
      works great for the inlaws, the planet? not so much

      Well, given that most of the newly minted CO2 that we are concerned about is produced by digging up carbon that was swept under the carpet and setting it on fire(with a side of deforestation), I'd say that under-the-carpet storage is a time-proven part of the carbon cycle.

      Now, techniques for sweeping it under the carpet without titanic amounts of energy and in less than geologic time... that's still in progress.

    2. Re:Also known as by sabri · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not quite. The CO2 maybe sweeped under the carpet, but if you would actually read the paper, page 21 shows that there may be a significant amount of excess heat produced by the process, which needs to be release to the environment. The CO2 is not the problem. The heat is?

      So, in order to combat global warming, we install 400+ heaters on Antarctica? I'm sure the science behind it will work, but my initial response is: uuh... what?

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    3. Re:Also known as by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      uuh... what?

      It's Judith Curry

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    4. Re:Also known as by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      Um, you do realize that no human activity *creates* carbon, right? It just moves it around; in the case of global warming, we're moving it from in the ground (where it's not a problem) to in the atmosphere (where it is a problem). This moves the carbon back into the ground. How does that not work?

    5. Re:Also known as by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 5, Informative

      The amount of heat produced directly by all human activity combined is tiny compared to the heat applied by the sunlight the earth receives. The contribution of all human direct heat production is so small that no large-scale analysis of global heat retention even bothers to include it. Global warming is effectively entirely the result of increasing CO2, which increases the amount of incoming solar heat the Earth retains. Removing significant amounts of CO2 from the atmosphere would relieve global warming regardless of how much direct heat the process generated.

    6. Re:Also known as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not yet. Once we start performing nuclear fusion on a large scale, we actually will have human activity that creates carbon.

      dom

    7. Re:Also known as by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      the sweep-it-under-the-carpet method of trash removal works great for the inlaws, the planet? not so much

      Where did you think all the carbon from man made CO2 came from? We're just putting it back in the Earth.

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    8. Re:Also known as by fm6 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...heat produced directly by all human activity combined is tiny..

      Even in election years?

    9. Re:Also known as by mbone · · Score: 1

      What fusion reaction where you planning on using ? I don't think you are going to get much out of triple alpha.

    10. Re:Also known as by mbone · · Score: 1

      It got rid of the carbon from the carboniferous era for a hundred million years or so.

    11. Re:Also known as by issicus · · Score: 1

      i think some people get confused because it's called the green house effect , "don't vegetables come from greenhouses?"

    12. Re:Also known as by Mashiki · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That's odd. I seem to remember rather heated...oh discussions not all that long ago about this. And people keep saying that the sun has a negligible impact on the earths temperature? Especially in relation to Co2 levels. Especially with past relations to sunspot activity. And yet, this study came out the other day.

      http://www.agu.org/news/press/pr_archives/2012/2012-39.shtml

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    13. Re:Also known as by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      ...heat produced directly by all human activity combined is tiny..

      Even in election years?

      Every time a politician blows hot "air", he only releases heat once. But, it's the CO2/legislation that has the long-term, magnifying effect.

      PS - I know you're joking, of course. I just think what you say could be made into a good analogy a lot of right-wing anti-government types could be made to understand. But, then, I don't really get the impression a lot of those people actually stop to think about the situation, anyways, since I'm pretty sure they're just reciting dogma. That's not to say the left (or center or whatever direction you choose) doesn't have its own dogma. But, then, most if it seems a lot less ignorant and a lot less harmful. But, then, as we know, "Reality has a well-known liberal bias."

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    14. Re:Also known as by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 0, Troll

      Be careful. If you overdo it, you'll kill billions by inducing an ice age. There's evidence these can come on in as few as a couple of years.

      Global warming is moving in from the seas over 100-300 years. Nobody dies.

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    15. Re:Also known as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody dies.

      EVERYBODY dies. It's just a question of when. This entire realm is transient and temporary, just like our existence in it. We are but a passing breeze in the face of eternity.

      The real question is how you have lived.

    16. Re:Also known as by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 1
      You remember in correctly, your statement is direct and factually false, sunspot cycles and minima are well known to cause large variations in temperature.

      Last I checked the moderation system here, there was not choice for "bald faced lie." It is posts like yours that argue persuasively for the need for such a classification.

    17. Re:Also known as by fm6 · · Score: 1

      The web site in your sig is broken.

    18. Re:Also known as by 1u3hr · · Score: 2

      Global warming is moving in from the seas over 100-300 years. Nobody dies.

      More hurricanes, droughts, floods.

    19. Re:Also known as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a global scale, maybe, but many cities have become what is known as "heat islands."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_heat_island

    20. Re:Also known as by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      We are saying that the observed variations in the Sun's output in the last 50+ years have had a negligible impact on the Earth's temperature. But we still know that the Sun is essentially the only* source of energy driving the Earth's temperatures and any significant change in the Sun's output would be reflected on Earth.

      * The other sources of energy are so small relative to the Sun that they can be ignored in first order calculations.

    21. Re:Also known as by sabri · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's Judith Curry

      Now I'm confused. Are you suspecting me of being a skeptic?

      Either way, I simply just don't understand the logic. Antarctica is being threatened by melting ice, and now a scientist (who I'm sure is very intelligent) comes up with an idea to install huge heaters in that area. I'm sure they will remove co2, but won't the side-effects be worse than the medicine?

      (honestly, not trying to troll here).

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    22. Re:Also known as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lets, as long as humans have existed we have had hurricanes, droughts, floods, famine, hot weather, cold weather....blahhh blahh... like those things are just happening now, omg panic!

    23. Re:Also known as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, this is not necessarily something we can rely on in the future. If you project our long-sustained energy growth into the future, in 450 years, the surface temperature of Earth will be the boiling point of water. This is ignoring greenhouse gases, global warming, etc. — it's purely based upon simple thermodynamics.

    24. Re:Also known as by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 0

      Um, you do realize that when you type "Um", which is a filler word, into a form and post it, when you have all the time in the world to consider your post and edit it, the readers think you are an idiot, right?

      Oh, gosh, I guess not. Well, maybe if you could remember that in the future I won't have to down-mod you. I apologise for assuming you had enough brain cells to functionally interact with other humans outside of a keyboard over TCP/IP. My fault, entirely.

      Also, I missed the point where this firmly puts the carbon in the ground, and does not heat up the surrounding atmosphere enough to cause carbon release. Since this sounds to me like a giant bunch of heaters installed in a cold area, maybe you could show me what obvious detail I have overlooked? Because clearly this plan is well thought through and has no obvious but overlooked side effects?

      Also, ending on a rhetorical question only works when you have a really clear point. I figured you might benefit from that information, again apologies if you knew that but ignored it.

    25. Re:Also known as by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      Yes,in the TFA directly linked to, there is no mention of what is to be done with the heat that is pumped out of all that CO2 in order to solidify it. There is only a brief mention that it might be somehow put to use. But how? This part of the concept needs to be developed further.

      Could the heat be used to melt Antarctic ice that could be hauled by refurbished oil tankers to Saudi Arabia for irrigation and bath water? Or should it just be dumped willy-nilly into the Antarctic environment? Maybe the penguins would like a warm bath?

      There is some reason why Curry invokes Jonathan Swift's proposed solution to the Irish Question in the title of TFA. I think it has to do with the heated discussions that her article is likely to generate.

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    26. Re:Also known as by Jessified · · Score: 1

      Lol. Think about that for a second. Even if we wanted to melt the Antarctic with the industrial equivalent of a whole bunch of space heaters, do you honestly think we would have the means? That would be a bigger project than anything ever undertaken. It would probably be easier to make a base on Mars. The difference with CO2 is that we are amplifying the effect of the heat of the sun on the earth, rather than directly raising the earth's temperature.

    27. Re:Also known as by rs79 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not only that, but this guy says if we don't have more CO2 we're not going to be able to grow enough food for the planet.
      http://www.liebertpub.com/MContent/Files/Kleinman_ch19_p379-398.pdf

      I hate to state the obvious but do you suppose there's a chance that the balance of trees to CO2 got a bit messed up when we cut them all down?
      http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5j2BAdNIG5Q2FJlEdac1l-KXiTSCA?docId=CNG.dfe97e07f144a2d29eb615412e0c12be.a81

      Maybe... put the trees back? If everybody on the planet planted 10 fast growing and 10 slow growing trees... well, do the math.
      Or maybe a lot of C4 plants, the ones that use crazy amounts of CO2 and do really well when CO2 is high (the historical maximum is 7000ppm, we're at about 400ppm now).

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C4_carbon_fixation
      "Today, C4 plants represent about 5% of Earth's plant biomass and 3% of its known plant species.[13][9] Despite this scarcity, they account for about 30% of terrestrial carbon fixation.[10] Increasing the proportion of C4 plants on earth could assist biosequestration of CO2 and represent an important climate change avoidance strategy. Present-day C4 plants are concentrated in the tropics and subtropics (below latitudes of 45) where the high air temperature contributes to higher possible levels of oxygenase activity by RuBisCO, which increases rates of photorespiration in C3 plants."

      And no excess heat. The plan in TFA sounds to me like introducing cane toads to Australia.

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    28. Re:Also known as by 1u3hr · · Score: 2

      Because clearly this plan is well thought through and has no obvious but overlooked side effects?

      I feel a bit uneasy about storing megatonnes of frozen CO2, that has to be kept refrigerated below -80C, at least 20 degrees below ambient, indefinitely. Makes storing nuclear waste for centuries look simple and safe by comparison.

      As you're in a nitpicking mode, you might note that a question mark normally terminates a question; your sentence is simply a statement.

    29. Re:Also known as by killkillkill · · Score: 1

      do you honestly think we would have the means

      Funny, that is an argument that many deniers use about anthropogenic global change.

    30. Re:Also known as by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      That's not to say the left (or center or whatever direction you choose) doesn't have its own dogma. But, then, most if it seems a lot less ignorant and a lot less harmful.

      In other words, you're a liberal.

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    31. Re:Also known as by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 2

      Global warming is moving in from the seas over 100-300 years. Nobody dies.

      More hurricanes, droughts, floods.

      And wars over farmland and fresh water.

    32. Re:Also known as by Muros · · Score: 2

      Not quite. The CO2 maybe sweeped under the carpet, but if you would actually read the paper, page 21 shows that there may be a significant amount of excess heat produced by the process, which needs to be release to the environment. The CO2 is not the problem. The heat is? So, in order to combat global warming, we install 400+ heaters on Antarctica? I'm sure the science behind it will work, but my initial response is: uuh... what?

      They aren't really talking about introducing any additional energy into Antartica. They said the power supply would be local wind turbines. So the only real heat difference will be the heat taken out of the CO2 and released into the remaining atmosphere. That should create small, localised heat bubbles in the atmosphere, which would probably be fairly rapidly dissipated by winds. And even if it does have a noticeable effect during the summer, the Antarctic interior winter atmosphere has relatively little moisture for trapping heat radiated back towards space, and very little incoming sunlight. I imagine it would all start being radiated out to space easily enough come April every year.

    33. Re:Also known as by WillAdams · · Score: 2

      I saw a counter-argument there that this was an issue / bounding limit for human growth / use of energy:

      ``Exponential Economist Meets Finite Physicist''

      http://physics.ucsd.edu/do-the-math/2012/04/economist-meets-physicist/

      ``Alright, the Earth has only one mechanism for releasing heat to space, and that’s via (infrared) radiation. We understand the phenomenon perfectly well, and can predict the surface temperature of the planet as a function of how much energy the human race produces. The upshot is that at a 2.3% growth rate (conveniently chosen to represent a 10× increase every century), we would reach boiling temperature in about 400 years.''

      William

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    34. Re:Also known as by Muros · · Score: 2

      On a global scale, maybe, but many cities have become what is known as "heat islands."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_heat_island

      That is not because of heat directly generated by human activity, but a change in the heat retention properties of a large area of land due to human engineered changes in the landscape.

    35. Re:Also known as by Muros · · Score: 1

      AC is probably correct. Hydrogen fusion will produce stuff. Most of that should be helium. Some other elements will likely end up up in the mix too, in much smaller quantities.

    36. Re:Also known as by Muros · · Score: 1

      Um... I missed the point where this firmly puts the carbon in the ground, and does not heat up the surrounding atmosphere enough to cause carbon release. Since this sounds to me like a giant bunch of heaters installed in a cold area, maybe you could show me what obvious detail I have overlooked?

      Installing a bunch of heaters in a cold area assumes the intruduction of an external power supply to fuel those heaters. This plan does not include introduction of external energy to the local system.

    37. Re:Also known as by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Trees and plants are a method to kick the can down the road at best. Unless you actively plan to go and bury all these trees and plants into some deep holes, most of the carbon absorbed by aforementioned greenery will eventually be returned back into the air via decay and decomposition. Hence the word cycle in "carbon cycle". If it is still on the surface, it is still going back into the system.

      Not only that, but in order to have any meaningful impact on atmospheric CO2 levels you would need to plant a HUGE amount of trees. Even to just counteract what we're adding to the atmosphere every year would require billions of trees planted, let alone trying to get CO2 levels back down to "normal" levels. The ocean, the largest carbon sink in the world, is absorbing a little under 60% of our emissions and it's covering 3/4 of the planet.

      We're burning through carbon that took geological timescales to sequester in little more than a couple of human lifetimes. It is physically impossible to plant enough trees to counteract this. It's not even possible to plant trees at the same rate we're burning through fossilized ancient forests.

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    38. Re:Also known as by Jessified · · Score: 1

      To be fair, current global climate change could also probably qualify as the "biggest project humanity has undertaken." We are releasing all the stores of carbon on the planet into the atmosphere, and it's a project that the vast majority of the planet is directly or indirectly contributing to, and has been for the past several decades/century and thus far we've *only* changed the average temperature a degree or so?

      And that's only amplifying the sun, as opposed to applying heat directly.

      So yes melting the ice caps directly with human made heat (as opposed to amplified heat from the sun) is not feasible.

    39. Re:Also known as by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Uhhh...did you just use the exact same argument that the deniers use for why its not humans causing the change? Oh irony pie, so delicious and sweet.

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    40. Re:Also known as by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Not to argue your point but I understand the majority of the Earths carbon is actually bound up in rocks like limestone. In geological time this is the natural way carbon is sequestered.

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    41. Re:Also known as by Jessified · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Naturally I thought it was in fossil fuels and coal. Still, burning all the fuel sources is a massive undertaking.

    42. Re:Also known as by Jessified · · Score: 1

      Uhhh...did you just use the exact same argument that the deniers use for why its not humans causing the change? Oh irony pie, so delicious and sweet.

      I think you are misunderstanding the scale of these two concepts. First of all I'm not denying climate change. I'm saying it has been a massive undertaking over a few generations. Climate deniers are wrong to say it's impossible but right to say it takes a lot of energy to do it.

      Melting the antarctic by applying direct heat, rather than using heat from the sun, I think, would be a much more massive undertaking.

      Also, even if your misunderstanding was what I meant I don't know if it qualifies as true irony, much less a pie's worth of it. I think it would only be a simple contradiction.

    43. Re:Also known as by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying that 50 years of data is enough, when the agu article disagrees with that statement. You did read the brief and perhaps the paper listed there right? Because if you did, the first thing you'd find is that your statement is inaccurate.

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    44. Re:Also known as by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      No, it's not incorrect. I could dig through nearly a decade of news stories and posts and find repeats of what I just said. Where people, articles, and even scientists have said that the sun has no variation on the temperature as a whole.

      Then again, in those special cases where posts like yours come up perhaps we need a "group think" moderation label.

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    45. Re:Also known as by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 1

      Links please.

    46. Re:Also known as by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Actually I should have been more exact, the majority of carbon in the lithosphere is bound in rock form. Wiki says 80% as limestone etc and 20% as oil and such. Most carbon is probably in the mantle.

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    47. Re:Also known as by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      Or maybe a lot of C4 plants, the ones that use crazy amounts of CO2 and do really well when CO2 is high

      Wow! I didn't know that C4 comes from a plant. Better not step on it.

    48. Re:Also known as by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I'll admit I didn't read your link until now. But I don't think it supports your thesis much. To quote from the link:

      “Due to this indirect effect, the solar cycle does not impact hemispherically averaged temperatures, but only leads to regional temperature anomalies,” said Stephan Pfahl, a co-author of the study who is now at the Institute for Atmospheric and Climate Science in Zurich.

      The authors show that this change in atmospheric circulation leads to cooling in parts of Central Europe but warming in other European countries, such as Iceland. So, sunspots don’t necessarily cool the entire globe – their cooling effect is more localized, Sirocko said.

      And ...

      Moreover, the researchers also point out that, despite Central Europe’s prospect to suffer colder winters every 11 years or so, the average temperature of those winters is increasing and has been for the past three decades. As one piece of evidence of that warming, the Rhine River has not frozen over since 1963. Sirocko said such warming results, in part, from climate change.

      The 11 year solar cycle is well known and can be detected in the temperature record. Nobody is denying the effect. But over longer time periods the Sun's cycles average out and since the 1950's the Sun's average output has if anything declined slightly. Yet temperatures are rising.

      Sunspot levels which are a pretty good proxy for solar output have been recorded for around 400 years so we have more than 50 years of data. Other proxies that are less certain take the record back even further.

    49. Re:Also known as by spauldo · · Score: 1

      Um, you do realize that when you type "Um", which is a filler word, into a form and post it, when you have all the time in the world to consider your post and edit it, the readers think you are an idiot, right?

      "Um" is more than just a filler word. In context, it alters the emphasis of the sentence it is placed in.

      For instance, read the sentence I quoted above, and then read it again without the initial "Um". The meaning is the same, but the tone is different. Including the "Um" makes it sound more sarcastic, which I'm sure is what you were intending.

      Also, I missed the point where this firmly puts the carbon in the ground, and does not heat up the surrounding atmosphere enough to cause carbon release. Since this sounds to me like a giant bunch of heaters installed in a cold area, maybe you could show me what obvious detail I have overlooked? Because clearly this plan is well thought through and has no obvious but overlooked side effects?

      You don't heat your house with a match. Yeah, Antarctica is the smallest continent, but it's still very big and very cold. The amount of heat needed to actually raise the ambient temperature there would require a lot more than what you're going to get out of a bunch of wind turbines.

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    50. Re:Also known as by HArchH · · Score: 1

      Modest proposal? Ha ha.

      Perhaps they could split the carbons out, release the O2, or even generate and release O3, and spread the carbon matter out over the surface of some glaciers to help melt them?

    51. Re:Also known as by mj24 · · Score: 1

      The amount of heat produced directly by all human activity combined is tiny compared to the heat applied by the sunlight the earth receives. .

      This may be tiny now but with exponential growth, parity (and its subsequent depletion) always occurs in linear time. In the case of energy consumption growth rates, it's only about 400 years into the future to reach parity with total solar input....

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    52. Re:Also known as by taiwanjohn · · Score: 1

      Speaking of farmland, there's a farmer in Virginia who claims his permaculture techniques could sequester all the CO2 emitted by humans since the industrial revolution in less than 10 years. His name is Joel Salatin and the technique he invented is called mob-stocking herbivorous solar conversion lignified carbon sequestration fertilization. In the 50 years the Salatins have been farming this way, they've added 8 inches of topsoil to their land (this is how the carbon is sequestered). Salatin is featured in Michael Pollan's book, "The Omnivore's Dilemma." Pollan gives a brief introduction to the farm in this video among others.

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  2. Let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will only cost $10 trillion a year to operate.

  3. Re:This is a joke right? by gox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Summary suggests wind. Makes sense.

  4. Re:This is a joke right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your reading ability will one day be the stuff of legends.

  5. Re:This is a joke right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it really wouldn't hurt you to read the first paragraph, would it? Geez way to start the thread "Dunbal".

  6. Are you serious? by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    I know it's already been said, but the summary itself mentions the proposed power source (not to mention the article!). Is it really too much to ask that you read the few sentences you are replying to before you hit reply? Really?! How fucking lazy can you be? At least it seems like you read the whole entire headline so there's that.

    1. Re:Are you serious? by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      It is because he has heard this counter argument before..

      The problem, of course, is that he believes in his hate for whatever so he didnt bother to learn anything about things that confirm that hate. Such as in this case, where he is blindly trying to use a confirmation from another scenario in this obviously wrong way. The lack of knowledge he has is overshadowed by his lack of understanding. His beliefs are empty of any critical thought on his part.

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  7. Am I the only one ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to think that this is a really terrible idea.
    It sounds like a great way to enable massive CO2 release just by any heating accident or lack of maintenance... I don't know but ... that sounds kind of very unsafe.
    On top of that it looks astronomically expensive.

    1. Re:Am I the only one ... by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Solid CO2 has a very high specific sublimation heat capacity. It'll take a looooong time for a significant amount of CO2 to sublimate given even minimal thermal insulation.

    2. Re:Am I the only one ... by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Sure. You don't see, of course. That dollar bills in front of your eyes might have something to do with it. This project makes a great thermodynamic sense - the energy required to condense CO2 out of the air is a very small fraction (less than 1%) of energy liberated during burning of carbon. That's why it makes sense to do this.

  8. Wait a minute... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    This doesn't involve eating babies, does it?

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    1. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must. If it didn't, it would be called something else.

    2. Re:Wait a minute... by evanbd · · Score: 1

      Actually, it just involves putting them in landfills where they don't decompose. Eating them means digesting them, which returns their carbon content to the atmosphere. This proposal replaces eating them with sequestering them.

    3. Re:Wait a minute... by timeOday · · Score: 1

      You almost suggested what I always wonder, which is if we couldn't just bury our high-carbon waste (such as agricultural and food waste, such as cowpies) or for that matter just bury trees, maybe in coal mines. Perhaps not trees but whatever grows fastest.

    4. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Biochar. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biochar

      Lock the wastes up in a high-temperature, low oxygen charcoal. The carbon will be locked for centuries to aeons, and the process creates 3-9 times the energy necessary to run the pyrolysis process itself.

    5. Re:Wait a minute... by BarryHaworth · · Score: 2

      This doesn't involve eating babies, does it?

      For those who aren't English majors (or married to one ;-), 93 Escort Wagon is referring to a satirical essay written by Jonathan Swift, "A Modest Proposal for Preventing the Children of Poor People From Being a Burden on Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Public". Swift's "modest proposal" is that children of the poor Irish could be sold as food to wealthy English.

      I can't tell if the authors of the article we are discussing are alluding to Swift's essay or whether they are thereby flagging their own proposal as similarly ridiculous.

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    6. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jury's out on that one. I too, thought it was a satirical allusion, but I swear some of these academics appear serious and to have struck upon the phrase "honestly".

    7. Re:Wait a minute... by canadiannomad · · Score: 1

      I think the two modest proposals could be merged into another modest proposal.
      We could eat the babies, saving the world from over population. Maybe even to the point of reducing the population.
      The children could arguably have a lower CO2 footprint then traditional protein sources, as well as the CO2 they would never use in the form of cars, planes, food production, etc.
      It also helps keep the carbon in our food chain.
      If there is insufficient demand for delicious baby meat to meet the CO2 reduction quotas we could send the surplus to the antarctic to "freeze the carbon." Then in case we find ourselves with a food shortage we could take them out of deepfreeze for our gastronomical delight.
      Anybody what to help me with the math of how many babies we would need to consume or freeze to save our planet?

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    8. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not an English major. English is not even my native language and I got the reference! I find the US custom of apologize when not glorify ignorance of things beyond your academic scope quite disgusting and retrograde.

  9. Why bury it? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Sell it to Coca Cola and Pepsi for making all our drinks fizzy!

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    1. Re:Why bury it? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      The primary flaw in your plan being: Mentos.

  10. Seems feasible by gman003 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This actually seems like a feasible plan.

    It plans not just for the extraction of atmospheric CO2, but the long-term storage of it. The power source is wind, so it doesn't fall into the trap of generating more CO2 than it generates.The choice of location makes sense for both the temperature and for the political neutrality. They don't list an actual cost, but it would likely be only in the tens of billions, hundreds of billions in the worst case. Which is a lot of money, yes, but not the trillions or quadrillions some plans have required. And it calls for a demonstration plant first, which would be just a few dozen million.

    The only thing I see stopping it is politics. In particular, America and China. Europe seems to at least recognize the need for action, and they're willing to work together to try things. China is generally too selfish and shortsighted to worry about the environment, but you could probably convince them if you could make it somewhat-profitable for them (just have the wind turbines and such made in China, that should satisfy them).

    But then it falls on to America. And you're going to need America at least not fighting this plan, because if the US decides to actively fight it, it's not happening. Period. You'd also need them to at least chip in a good chunk of the funding if you're going to do the full plan, make a serious dent in CO2. Problem is, denying the very existence global warming is a political *requirement* for half the country. They'll fight it just on principle, and I can't see the rest of the country fighting back for a project that doesn't have any immediate gains for the US specifically. While some sort of "compromise" could probably pull it off, or with luck it could be swept under the rug and never become a political issue, that's not guaranteed.

    Still, it's the best plan I've seen so far.

    1. Re:Seems feasible by jbolden · · Score: 0

      There is no reason Europe couldn't just do this themselves. I don't see why the US or China need to be involved at all.

    2. Re:Seems feasible by Belial6 · · Score: 2

      The worst this could be called is a pork barrel project by those that are skeptical of the AGW claims. I would be one of those that is skeptical, given the amount of money to be made on both sides, and the politics involved with that. That being said, if CO2 is causing AGW, this sounds like a sensible plan. If it isn't causing AGW, then certainly sequestering as much as has been released in the last 200 years isn't going to do any harm. If it turns out that CO2 is causing AGW and we sequester too much and overshoot into too cold of temperatures, then the effects could be reversed by simply melting the solid CO2.

    3. Re:Seems feasible by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Still, it's the best plan I've seen so far.

      THIS WILL WORK!!!

      Whenever man dips his whick in the FUD things always work out for the best! My hope for the future level is at PEAK!

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    4. Re:Seems feasible by interval1066 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Carbons Credits. Biggest legal scam going. And you just reminded me that I need to get my carbon bank up asap.

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    5. Re:Seems feasible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still, it's the best plan I've seen so far.

      I have a far better plan, easier, cheaper, more effective: growing plankton gardens in all the oceans on a massive scale.

    6. Re:Seems feasible by bug1 · · Score: 1

      There is no reason Europe couldn't just do this themselves. I don't see why the US or China need to be involved at all.

      You suggest the EU should try and solve a global problem by themselves, rather than the global comunity solving a global problem.

      You seriously cant see the issue with that, or are you fail troll ?

    7. Re:Seems feasible by dasunt · · Score: 1

      This actually seems like a feasible plan.

      If it is feasible (and he has a rather odd title for a feasible plan), I wonder how it compares to fertilizing parts of the ocean with iron to encourage carbon sequestration through plankton growth. (Short explanation - in parts of the ocean, plankton growth is limited due to low iron levels, this plan adds iron to the ocean, the plankton take up CO2, die, then some of that CO2 ends up in the ocean abyss, where it tends not to escape (hopefully).)

    8. Re:Seems feasible by gman003 · · Score: 1

      The problem with that plan is that it's not completely under our control. It could bloom out of control, causing even worse climate change in the opposite direction, and we'd have no way to stop it. And it would cause damage to the regular oceanic ecosystem even if it did work perfectly - plankton blooms already cause mass killings of fish.

      And I've also heard that it may not actually sequester the CO2 all that well (much of it returning to the atmosphere), but I can't be assed to check up on that.

    9. Re:Seems feasible by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Yes I can't see an issue with that. Sometimes its easier to do something yourself than ask others to participate. CO2 is one of those issues. Europe should just take control and do it.

    10. Re:Seems feasible by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2

      It isn't a feasible plan. It isn't meant to be, hence the "Modest Proposal" title. For those who don't get the reference, read here http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html.

      Let me ask you a question. If your options were 1) Use a power source that doesn't require emission of CO2 to clean up CO2 or 2) Replace CO2 emitting power plants with power sources that don't require emission of CO2, which do you think would be more efficient? If you said #1, you missed a law of physics or two.

      The point of the article was to point out the absurdity of the "clean up CO2" vs "don't emit CO2" idea in the first place.

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    11. Re:Seems feasible by FishTankX · · Score: 1

      China could probably be convinced to do this on their own. A carbon credit right now is about $10 if I remember correctly. It's equal to 1 ton of carbon dioxide. If this plant cluster sequesters 1 billion tons per year, then that's China banking 10 billion per year. That would surely be a very short payback time for China, and if the program were expanded significantly enough, then China could eventually keep reinvesting the money from carbon credits into the wind farms, to eventually balance out the entire carbon output of humanity.

    12. Re:Seems feasible by fermion · · Score: 1, Interesting
      So I am assuming that this proposal is meant to be tongue in cheek. While completely workable, it kind of throws the baby out with bath water, so to speak

      To break it down, the climate change has to do with the production of energy, either to run our machinery or run our bodies. It is basically a result of a system that has not scaled well to out current level of consumption. For an end user solution we might help fix this problem by using less energy. This can be done by eating lower on the food chain, using more efficient appliance, such as LED for light, or releasing fewer pollutants form power generation facilites. This paper does not of these, so is not really a solution.

      For a productions solution, we can change the kind of inputs we use to deliver energy to the end user. Cattle can be a source of pollutants, so maybe fish and vegetables instead. Coal can be very polluting, so maybe natural gas or nuclear or solar or wind. This paper suggests using a less polluting input, but this energy is not delivered to the end user, so is not a solution either.

      So the tongue in cheek part is that we have an idea that can and will remediate the problem without solving any of the problems. It might lead to a solution, in that if we build lots of windmills for this, presumable we will have mass produced windmills we can use elsewhere. It might give us time to solve the problem, in that the "greenhouse gasses" will accumulate more slowly. One thing I must disagree with is that this plan would be favored by those who agree with human caused climate change. Quite the opposite is true. This plan is for those who climate change is a natural process. If climate change were man made, then the sensible solution would be for us to change our habits to stop it. If it is not man made, then something like this, technology to fix the problem at the atmospheric end, is the only justifiable solution.

      That said I am not sure that machines like this are inevitable. There was a time when humans could just hunt and gather. At worst they could do limited agriculture. Now look at the amount of machinery the complexity of the supply chain just to get an ear of corn out of the ground. And look at flowers. We can't just keep bees around to pollinate them, they have to brought in special. And if cross pollination between orchards occur, and entire crop can be ruined. Is it inconceivable that as our population grows, as we cut down wild forest for crops of ranch land or managed timber, that the ability of the troposphere to support human life will begin to degrade. I can see atmospheric machine to insure oxygen content, CO2 content, even heat and humidity to be developed and deployed in the next few generations. Is this bad? I don't know, but it is something to think about.

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    13. Re:Seems feasible by DiegoBravo · · Score: 1

      From the physics and economics POV the easiest way would be mass extinction of humankind. The "don't emit CO2" idea is not a very realistic one as far as reality is concerned.

    14. Re:Seems feasible by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      it has the inherant advantage of not throwing a gigantic monkey wrench into oceanic biochemistry

      the downside i see would be the CO2 thermal timebomb in that if nothing else is done about AGW and carbon emissions remain near sequester rates for a long period of time then exceed them, if the sequestered CO2 gets warmed and creates a runaway release.

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    15. Re:Seems feasible by TheLink · · Score: 2

      What's the problem?

      If Europe prove it can be done, China may happily offer to sell them windmills etc to do it on a massive scale (and burn all the coal to do it ;) ).

      The US might sue them all for patent infringement. But other than that, no I don't see an issue with it.

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    16. Re:Seems feasible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nevermind that the energy and infrastructure needed to do this will exceed the energy and infrastructure we used to get the oil and coal in the first place. Oil and coal are actually pretty stable means to sequester carbon. CO2 isn't anywhere near as stable, and one little temperature excursion could release it all right back into the atmosphere, at exactly the wrong time. Unless of course you're Goodlife like most climate change deniers and *hoping* for Armageddon to occur.

      A better plan would be to leave the remaining oil, gas, and coal in place and replace the energy we derive from them with say the power we could get from Antarctic windmills. Greening Africa and restoring massive forests in the Americas might work to restore the traditional CO2 levels. And if we overshoot, we can always burn them back down. (that said, the Antarctic might be windy, but it's a hard place to do this kind of heavy industry, and the power cables from it would be a whole 'nother set of problems).

    17. Re:Seems feasible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This actually seems like a feasible plan.

      It plans not just for the extraction of atmospheric CO2, but the long-term storage of it. The power source is wind, so it doesn't fall into the trap of generating more CO2 than it generates.The choice of location makes sense for both the temperature and for the political neutrality. They don't list an actual cost, but it would likely be only in the tens of billions, hundreds of billions in the worst case. Which is a lot of money, yes, but not the trillions or quadrillions some plans have required. And it calls for a demonstration plant first, which would be just a few dozen million.

      While you illustrate later in your post that politics will be an important issue, I'd like to add to that by saying that Antarctica, like the Arctic, isn't as politically neutral as you think. There have been quite some claims and disputes over who controls what. See here and here, although these things themselves have been disputed in light of the various treaties surrounding Antarctica.

      Of course, in theory this project would be a scientific one, but the prestige of "we solved the climate problem" is so high I'd say the risk of a fuck-up is pretty high, even if the science is solid (which I cannot say, as I don't know about this stuff).

    18. Re:Seems feasible by bug1 · · Score: 1

      Sometimes its easier to do something yourself than ask others to participate. CO2 is one of those issues. Europe should just take control and do it.

      I agree, its much easier when someone else just does things for me instead of them wasting all their time trying to get me to contribute to society.

    19. Re:Seems feasible by mrvan · · Score: 1

      So I am assuming that this proposal is meant to be tongue in cheek. While completely workable, it kind of throws the baby out with bath water, so to speak

      I agree. You can state it even simpler: The best CO2 capture can do is undo the burning of fossil fuels. Due to inefficiencies, one needs more than 1 joule of sequestration to undo 1 joule of coal burning. Thus, to undo the total effect of burning fossil fuels, this plan requires more than our total energy production in wind farms. And if we are going to build those wind farms, why not build them closer by and stop burning fossil fuels in the first place?

      The only reasons this plan could have merit is (1) if wind parks on antartica are more efficient. While this could be true in terms of space efficiency and maybe in terms of amount of wind, I really don't believe this makes up for the transport and maintenance nightmare; or (2) as a solution for the non-constant production of wind energy. Airborne CO2 is used as a sort of "battery" which is replenished by sequestration and used by burning oil. This also sounds horribly inefficient.

      That said I am not sure that machines like this are inevitable. There was a time when humans could just hunt and gather. At worst they could do limited agriculture. Now look at the amount of machinery the complexity of the supply chain just to get an ear of corn out of the ground. And look at flowers. We can't just keep bees around to pollinate them, they have to brought in special. And if cross pollination between orchards occur, and entire crop can be ruined. Is it inconceivable that as our population grows, as we cut down wild forest for crops of ranch land or managed timber, that the ability of the troposphere to support human life will begin to degrade. I can see atmospheric machine to insure oxygen content, CO2 content, even heat and humidity to be developed and deployed in the next few generations. Is this bad? I don't know, but it is something to think about.

      While I sympathize with the sentiment, remember that in the past, >90% of humans had to till the field, and even so famines and malnutrition were common. Hunting/gathering also requires almost everybody to be involved in food production, and also requires inordinate amount of space per person. Just look at e.g. wheat yield per acre since 1950. Even after we had moved to mechanical agriculture on large fields with fertilizer, yield per acre *tripled* from around 750 to over 2500 in 1950-2000. If we stop modern farming, I'm afraid a lot of people are going to starve. The challenge is how to keep up current levels of food production in a sustainable way, not how to go back to pre-modern times.

    20. Re:Seems feasible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inefficiencies in carbon sequestration only apply if you're trying to return CO2 to a fuel-like form, such as amorphous carbon. If you burn some carbon, then store the CO2 as CO2, you can get net energy output.

      The only problem with using this as a carbon sink to balance out carbon emissions elsewhere is the time taken for gases to circulate through to the antarctic. Any industrialised nation in the northern hemisphere has no wind cycle connecting them to the south pole.

      If for some reason you were burning huge amounts of coal in the antarctic, then immediately sequestering all the exhaust using a process like this, there'd be no problem at all.

    21. Re:Seems feasible by jbolden · · Score: 1

      It isn't a question of contribute. This is like defense spending and the US. The US wants way more NATO defense than Europe and so after failing to get Europe to contribute the US just does it themselves.

      Europe has tried for a global agreement and failed.

    22. Re:Seems feasible by FishTankX · · Score: 1

      If you look at the article, it says that about 18GW of wind power can sequester 1 billion tons of CO2 per year. Humanity's entire CO2 output per year is, I believe, estimated to be 22 billion tons per year according to this website.
      http://www.undeerc.org/PCOR/region/sources.aspx

      however, under the wikipedia article on world energy use
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_energy_consumption

      It can be extrapolated by the chart at the bottom, that world energy consumption is somewhere around 11TW.

      I'm pretty sure that of those 11TW, no more than 3TW are from carbon neutral sources. So let's say 8TW.

      Which essentially means that ~400GW of wind power can sequester the entire carbon dioxide generation of the world. This means that approximatley 1 watt of energy is expended to sequester the carbon generated from 20 watts of carbon based energy generation. Which means that roughly 5% of energy generated would be expended for sequestration. This seems like a good deal to me, if Antartica can somehow support 400GW of wind. Then again, I heard Texas could support a theoretical max of 2TW, so if this project were taken to it's ultimate conclusion, i'm sure it could be done. At current prices of wind turbines ($0.9M/mw) assuming it was even triple that price, the wind power to totally offset global greenhouse gas production would cost roughly 1.2T dollars if the wind turbines never stop, and $3.6T at ~30% duty factor. Phased in over 20 years, that would cost $360B/year, only about 3% of the global GDP. Not to mention the crap ton of jobs it would create.

    23. Re:Seems feasible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you not think that if one could come up with 20GW non-carboniferous power generating capacity, it might be simpler, cheaper, and safer to simply replace existing fossil fuel burning production? If your goal is truly to reduce anthropogenic CO2 production?

      Why on earth then would you want to transport 16 vast wind farms to one of the harshest environments on the planet to power 146 plants which chill immense quanitites of air merely for the net effect of sequesting some questionably significant fraction of 0.04 % of it in only semi-stable form? Using liguid nitrogen chillers? Which is going to come from where? This is inefficient as hell and a logistical and maintenance nightmare. This doesn't make sense; it's sheer insanity. Do you know what happens to steel, plastic, fiberglass, or human flesh below -60 degrees F.?

      If anyone truly takes this proposal seriously, they'll probably think people should be willing to pay for it, too.

    24. Re:Seems feasible by canadiannomad · · Score: 1

      Hehe, we do this. The world becomes cleaner. We forget we ever did it. The tectonics or other global shift (or war) move the CO2 into a warmer area, and BANG years of the worlds accumulated CO2 is released at almost the same time into the atmosphere. "Overnight" the protection the people had been enjoying from the sun is gone, the air is barely breathable, and hundreds of species go extinct due to the sudden change in environment.

      Now could you imagine if someone had already done this, and we are currently experiencing the release...

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    25. Re:Seems feasible by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Watts aren't energy, the h in 11TWh is relevent.

      18GW is a lot of GWh over the course of a year.

      Also, I read 143,000 TWh as total in that article.

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    26. Re:Seems feasible by spauldo · · Score: 1

      Depends on how this all applies under the Antarctic treaty, really.

      Antarctica doesn't belong to anybody, and any disputes over it have to be handled by the UN and the international courts. The U.S. and China have a lot of sway in the UN and could likely throw a wrench in the works if they wanted.

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    27. Re:Seems feasible by spauldo · · Score: 1

      Your question, "which would be more efficient," isn't the problem. Both options reduce CO2, although obviously option #2 would be better.

      The question, "which is possible given the global political landscape," is much more pertinent. There has been a lot of effort put into reducing the amount of CO2 we produce. It has had less than optimal success. Option #1 is probably the only option of the two that has a fair chance of reducing CO2.

      You could argue that it lets countries get a free pass to keep emitting CO2 - and you'd be right. But then again, the only realistic alternative is to suffer global warming while we watch the politicians all blame each other.

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    28. Re:Seems feasible by fermion · · Score: 1

      Not really. In sequestion you a storing waste, letting future generations take care of the problem. Even if we use something like algae in the ocean or trees we are still just land filling. Like a landfill, the economy depends on single use cheap product that are thrown away, so instead of creating a economy that does not, we just throw things away and hope we have landfill to last.

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    29. Re:Seems feasible by FishTankX · · Score: 1

      Okay, I was working with the 98,000 figure. But if you take that figure, and go 98,000/24/365 you get 11. Which is why I said that it can be extrapolated that humanity uses 11TW of energy.

    30. Re:Seems feasible by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Gotcha, it's 11 TW of power we use on average, not energy. that's why I was confused.

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    31. Re:Seems feasible by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Neither the USA nor China would object to this setup. The issue is how much they would be willing to help the effort. There is no question they have no interest in harming the effort.

    32. Re:Seems feasible by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      But I don't see how we could get people to pay for it. A giant industrial facility with no market directly interested in its product? Also the storage is not permanent. The frozen CO2 needs to be kept colder than ambient forever. Lose refrigeration and you could get a giant bump in atmospheric CO2.

    33. Re:Seems feasible by EdZ · · Score: 1

      I'm also sceptical about the degree to which climate change is anthropogenic (I'm currently in the "we're certainly not helping the matter, but the global temperatures would be trending this way anyway, albeit at a slower rate, and we still need to do something bout the problem"). However, that some global level climate change is occurring is pretty clear, and having a method to actively control our environment on a global scale just seems like A Good Idea for the long-term survival of humanity. The only non-financial drawbacks of this I can see are that is is pretty much viable using current technology, so will likely spur little tangential innovation. Solar shielding, for example, would branch off innumerable advances in spaceflight and materials technology (though has the problem of being far too expensive to be viable without said advances).

    34. Re:Seems feasible by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      we are repeating the same mistakes of the dinosaurs and early rain forests in sequestering our carbon away under ground so future generations have to deal with it. Oil and coal have become such a huge problem dumped on us by those thoughtless trees.

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    35. Re:Seems feasible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget your building in the Antarctic and it's therefore going to be some significant factor more expensive then your typical wind farm. Shipping and labour costs would be much greater not to mention maintenance. Conservatively, if you say it's going to be 3 times expensive we are now looking at 9% GDP. Plus you forgot to factor in the costs for the chemical plants and insulated storage areas which are harder to estimate. We're probably in the ball park of 15% GDP now if not higher.

      Not to mention the fact that 400GW is 400 times larger than the largest wind farm ever built, Alta Wind Energy Center [wikipedia]. That project took roughly a year to build so we're probably looking at the time to build 400GW to be more on the order of 100 years if we were able to rush it by 4 times.

      The point being this could easily be the largest project ever undertaken by man kind.

    36. Re:Seems feasible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There has been a lot of effort put into reducing the amount of CO2 we produce.

      There hasn't when compared to the amount of effort put into emitting CO2.

  11. Re:This is a joke right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should read his other digital regurgitations he heaves upon us.

  12. Some observations by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hm... the abstract appears to convert 1 B tonnes (1 billion, I assume) into 1012 kg. It also omits a lot of words and is generally difficult to read because of it. They appear to use the coldest ever recorded temperature as their working temperature. They also don't talk about how they're going to keep all that CO2 frozen, or how much energy that's going to cost. Or what you do with the plant after five years when it's surrounded by CO2 dumps.

    1. Re:Some observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      1 B tonnes (1 billion, I assume) into 1012 kg

      The dumbfucks who wrote the article copypasted the 10^12kg without copying the font. In the original abstract, the 12 was a superscript, indicating exponentiation.

      Skip the article and read the abstract directly:

      http://journals.ametsoc.org/doi/abs/10.1175/JAMC-D-12-0110.1

    2. Re:Some observations by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      1 B tonnes (1 billion, I assume) into 1012 kg

      The dumbfucks who wrote the article copypasted the 10^12kg without copying the font. In the original abstract, the 12 was a superscript, indicating exponentiation.

      I don't know... Formatted copy and paste fail? Yeah, I'm going to put part of the blame the shit state of software in general -- That's something that could have been fixed a long time ago.

    3. Re:Some observations by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      At the same time sequestering 1 gigaton of CO2 a year as in the proposal is a drop in the bucket compared to the approximately 30 gigatons currently emitted by humans yearly. It's not that helpful unless we reduce emissions below 1 Gt and even then the reduction will be slow compared to the rate we've increased CO2. And you are right, those deposits of dry ice will have to be maintained essentially forever to keep the benefit. The plan just doesn't seem that practical to me.

    4. Re:Some observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's the same idea than shifting a credit at 20% from some credit company to a 5% loan from a bank.
      You still have to pay back everything but it's a bit more do-able.

    5. Re:Some observations by tibman · · Score: 1

      It appears that our only other option is to do nothing.

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    6. Re:Some observations by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      As with other geo-engineering proposals, it might be better to do nothing. Or address the problem, instead of treating the symptoms. If you're expending a giant effort to take some CO2 out of the atmosphere temporarily, you might as well put that effort into something else. Installing that wind farm in Cape Cod, for example, and not running a bazillion earthmovers in Antarctica.

  13. Re:This is a joke right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    You've heard the explanation from a few other people, so I'm here to tell you the really important thing that most people won't tell you:

    Please kill yourself.

  14. Re:This is a joke right? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Firstly, read the article as others have suggested. Secondly, even if you didn't read the article, did you really, really think that the real scientists (I make the distinction in case you think you're one) who came up with this idea hadn't thought of those things? Or were you hoping they'd drop by Slashdot, see the holes you've ingeniously managed to poke in their scheme in 30 seconds when they've spent months coming up with it, bow before your mighty intellect and pop a Nobel prize in the post?

    Scoffing at something you don't understand is not an intelligent response. Asking questions (or in this case, simply reading TFA) is.

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  15. Re:This is a joke right? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2
    Oh yeah, and...

    It takes energy to make CO2.

    Err, actually no, the reason we're in this mess is because CO2 is a by-product of our favourite way of liberating energy.

    That energy will probably come from burning fossil fuels

    If the process was (possibly magically) efficient enough, you could run it on fossil fuels as long as you put away more than you create. You may also be fascinated to know that the back of your fridge is hot.

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  16. Sci-if terrorist scenario: by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 1

    Release Comrade X or we'll firebomb Antartica. You don't want all that carbon up in the air, do you? On the other hand, maybe it'll be cheaper just to burn more fossil fuels or start a fair-sized forest fire.

    1. Re:Sci-if terrorist scenario: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please explain how your imaginary terrorists could firebomb Antarctica but couldn't do the same in a city. In theory, yeah they could detonate nukes in every city at the same time, but in practice that's very unlikely.

  17. Well? Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't we just put all that CO2 in beer?

  18. Re:huh? by outsider007 · · Score: 1

    Because it's a greenhouse gas, pay attention.

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  19. Modest proposal by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When he calls it a modest proposal, does he realize he is copying another title, which essentially indicates he is being completely sarcastic, and not serious at all in what he proposes?

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    1. Re:Modest proposal by mbone · · Score: 2

      Probably not.

    2. Re:Modest Proposal by mbone · · Score: 3, Informative

      The words "modest proposal" do not appear in the actual article.

    3. Re:Modest Proposal by MyLongNickName · · Score: 0

      Hmmmm... you are correct. My argument stands though. It would be much more efficient to use the non-CO2 power source to replace CO2 instead of using it to bury CO2.

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    4. Re:Modest Proposal by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      ...why you can't simply use this power source to eliminate CO2 producing power sources in the first place.

      WE might want to fund a project called: HOTH Cli GigA DRIL (Halt Overt Terran Heating of Climate via Gigntic Arctic Death Ray and Intercontinental Laser), but one has to be a bit more subtle when presenting plans to the general public.

    5. Re:Modest Proposal by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you are saying that you need to create a power source to convert the CO2 from the atmosphere into a form that can be buried, then the logical choice is why you can't simply use this power source to eliminate CO2 producing power sources in the first place.

      It takes far less energy to compress CO2 into a liquid than you get from burning fossil fuels. Most estimates of CO2 sequestration and storage are that it will add about 20% to the cost of power generation.

      But this is still a silly idea because even though it requires less energy to compress cold CO2, there is no market for CO2 in Antarctica. But if you compress the CO2 in someplace like Texas, you can sell it. The buyers pump it into oilfields where it flushes out and displaces the oil, which floats above the liquid CO2 and is then pumped out. Once all the oil is recovered, the well is sealed and the CO2 remains underground.

    6. Re:Modest proposal by isorox · · Score: 1

      When he calls it a modest proposal, does he realize he is copying another title, which essentially indicates he is being completely sarcastic, and not serious at all in what he proposes?

      Swift was being sarcastic?

    7. Re:Modest Proposal by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand the point of carbon sequestration. Putting less CO2 into the biosphere is not the same thing as taking it out.

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    8. Re:Modest Proposal by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      And some Japanese scientists already took that name :-P

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    9. Re:Modest Proposal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The inability to grasp things like vocal intonation, sarcasm, cultural references, and history all seem to be fairly well lost on people who would support this proposal - much like Swift's readers.

    10. Re:Modest Proposal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes - assuming that:

      1) The power users agreed to make use of the non-CO2 power source. Getting agreement from millions of small scale power consumers is not easy.

      2) They *could* make use of it for their application. For example its a lot easier to fill the tank of your plane with fossil fuel than to string wires to it from the wind generating plant.

  20. Shades of ERB... by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

    All we need is a John Carter now to lead a desperate mission to keep the atmosphere machine running... a half-trillion dollars or so later.

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  21. Re:huh? by D'Sphitz · · Score: 2

    Michele Bachmann, is that you?

  22. Interesting but... by darkonc · · Score: 1
    An interesting idea in the short run, but...

    Building and maintaining a large infrastructure (especially something particularly mechanical like a wind far) in the especially hostile environment of Antarctica is going to have some really interesting engineering problems associated.
    Then there's the problem of making sure that the CO2 remains frozen -- especially once the infrastructure is abandoned/broken
    finally, there's the time bomb effect -- The antarctic ice belt Isn't static. It moves (albeit slowly) towards the sea, which means you're actually creating a CO2 TIme Bomb for some future generation to deal with.

    Perhaps a better solution would be to put the power generation stations on Antarctica and find a way to distribute that energy to the rest of the world (or at least South America, Africa and Australia)

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    1. Re:Interesting but... by ocratato · · Score: 1

      Agree completely.

      Once we have a means of sequestering CO2, then there is no longer much incentive to stop creating it. We will just build a lot more coal fired power stations, and probably a lot more of these plants to cope with the ever increasing demand.

      Eventually all this CO2 goes back into the atmosphere, and probably very quickly.

    2. Re:Interesting but... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      That's down to economics or politics (possibly taxpayers effectively subsidizing power companies). From an energy standpoint (requirement for sequestration aside) that would be stupid, like running a gas engine next to a wind-powered atmospheric cleaner instead of just using wind power.

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    3. Re:Interesting but... by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

      In 20-30 years some group will harvest the co2 "snow" and heat it enough to change phase and feed it into a turbine to generate electricity from it. It will still go into the atmosphere, but who can predict the political and economic climate 20-30 years from now? CO2 sequestration is a battery, to be used at some future time, ideally when atmospheric CO2 levels are at a low point.

  23. Re:huh? by darkonc · · Score: 1

    Yes, but -- like anything else useful (water, oxygen), too much of it (also too fast an increase) can kill you (or, in this case, cause catastrophic climate effects).
    CO2 isn't the worst of the greenhouse gasses, we're just generating lots and lots and lots of it all of a sudden, and the ecosystem doesn't have the ability to effectively deal with it that fast.

    For an example of the effect, try drinking 20 litres of pure water tomorrow (just make sure to do it at a medical facility where they have some hope of reviving you when you collapse).

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  24. Another option by Grayhand · · Score: 0, Troll

    I had wondered about artificially creating methane hydrate crystals either for storage in deep water or to be used as a cleaner fuel source. They should burn as clean as natural gas. I'm not a hundred percent sure of the process but I believe cold and pressure would cause the crystals to form so it'd involve mostly pumping CO2 into the deep ocean. You'd probably want to keep it semi closed to avoid raising acidity of the ocean water. I never liked the idea of underground storage since some of the biggest disasters in known history have been caused by major releases of CO2. Hydrate crystals are really stable so long as the temperature is stable. Raising deep water temperatures one degree would involve such a massive increase in global temperatures we'd all be dead anyway.

    1. Re:Another option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't appear to understand the difference between carbon dioxide and methane.

    2. Re:Another option by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      I had wondered about artificially creating methane hydrate crystals ... it'd involve mostly pumping CO2 into the deep ocean.

      No, methane hydrate is formed from methane (natural gas), not CO2. Pumping CO2 underwater will not make it turn into methane (first law of thermodynamics, etc.).

  25. Arxiv, for Pete's sake by mbone · · Score: 1

    Dr. Agee et al.. If you want people to read it, submit your paper to Arxiv. Publishing via Slashdot is just not the same.

  26. Poplar Farms In Northern Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I like the plan of fast-growing trees like poplar being planted in Northern mainland Canada, then being cut and sent north to the Arctic ocean, and towed to places like Ellesmere Island for storage. Those high Arctic islands are so dry and cold, we simulate Mars missions there. The logs will sit there for centuries, holding carbon.

    1. Re:Poplar Farms In Northern Canada by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      Exactly - the solution is to plant more trees - the most efficient carbon capture mechanism devised.

      Even if you just fell trees and convert them to furniture, they take at least twice or thrice the time to decompose, than they took to grow.

      Either way, we're ahead - and that's ignoring the carbon trapped in the root systems of felled trees left in the ground (that effectively increase the carbon content of the Canadian host soils.)

  27. Modest Proposal by MyLongNickName · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am amazed at how many people can't figure out that the dude is joking.

    If you are saying that you need to create a power source to convert the CO2 from the atmosphere into a form that can be buried, then the logical choice is why you can't simply use this power source to eliminate CO2 producing power sources in the first place.

    His 'modest proposal' should have tipped you off. Apparently, it was far too subtle for Slashdot.

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  28. Bon Appétit by no-body · · Score: 1

    with that frozen stuff, Future Generations!

    Too bad you can't complain to the original producers.

  29. Easier solution.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plant trees, then bury them!

    (fast growing trees like Eucalyptus trees, which also tend to have a low water requirement)

  30. Alternate power source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They had to settle for wind power when they couldn't find enough unicorns that eat CO2 and fart skittles.

  31. Profit? by guttentag · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. Build plant in really cold place
    2. Profit from cold weather
    3. Pull CO2 from atmosphere
    4. Bury CO2 snow
    5. Mankind benefits

    You must be new here, because you've got this all out of order. Here's how it's supposed to go:
    1. Build plant
    2. Pull CO2 from atmosphere
    3. Bury CO2 snow
    4. ???
    5. Profit!
    If profit is not the end goal, then fail. If "mankind benefits" is the last item on the list, then fail. Go back and try it again. You don't have to be evil to get this right, but it helps.

    1. Re:Profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4. ???

      4. Sell carbon credits

  32. Well, it'll make for one very interesting iceburg by robbak · · Score: 1

    ...In a few million years

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  33. Good idea by kimvette · · Score: 1

    I have to admit, this idea is pretty cool. :-)

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    1. Re:Good idea by Ferretman · · Score: 1

      I see what you did there......

      Ferret

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  34. Because this power source is in Antartica by robbak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A big point of this proposal is the strong, constant katabatic wind currents around Antarctica, which make the generation of large amounts of power feasible. But that power is in Antarctica, not New York, so you can't do much with it.

    And, yes, you can extract much more CO2 from the air with a unit of power than is produced generating that power, even from Coal.

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    1. Re:Because this power source is in Antartica by dargaud · · Score: 2

      Having worked there and seen attempts at recovering energy from the wind, I can tell you it's not easy. It can blow at 250km/h on the coast, and rocks and good sized chunks of ice fly with it, destroying blades from windmills easily. I've seen specially designed prototypes (horizontal blades, self-braking, etc) destroyed before they were even turned on !

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  35. Re:This is a joke right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1 Insightful for you.

  36. Carbon can be sequestered on any good farmland by rycamor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    With the appropriate farming techniques, which have pretty much been forgotten in the age of high-volume industrial farming, carbon sequestration can be greatly increased.

    It frustrates me beyond measure how our society tends to want to solve things with big, sweeping high-cost measures, and then when that becomes a problem, add yet another layer of over-engineering on top of that. Modern farming is one of the biggest problems in the carbon debacle. Cows are kept on bare concrete and fed a steady stream of grain, and the waste is just sloughed off to be turned to muck and eventually dried. Meanwhile, farms that grow produce tend to focus on only one crop (corn, wheat, whatever), thus progressively depleting the soil of resources for that crop, necessitating the high-volume production of fertilizer. Simple measures that can both increase the yield of farmland and create much healthier food, also happen to increase and thrive on carbon sequestration. If this were done on a major scale, I suspect our carbon problems would start to reverse.

    But I know... promoting wholistic measures like this make one seem like an old hippy. Honestly, it's too bad. There are so many ways to save effort and improve things, but instead we focus on the dramatic high-effort, high-risk solutions.

    1. Re:Carbon can be sequestered on any good farmland by Ferretman · · Score: 1

      I dare say I concur with you here.

      It does seem as if the American (and to a lesser extent the European) approach usually involves "large sweeping solutions" when millions of "little" solutions can work more efficiently and more effectively. Part of this is, I think, the nature of the issue and those concerned about it--they feel that only if "the government does something" can it be solved, and by default that means a big program.

      Then you get into who trusts individuals and who doesn't, and of course that's just a patina overlaying the whole thing.

      IF one buys into the supposed need to sequester carbon then it's more efficiently done in a million little places rather than a couple of hundred *large* places. Rather like hog farming really....a few pigs raised on a farm for eventual slaughter doesn't overwhelm the local environment, whereas a million kept in a factory farm can destroy water supplies and lead to all kinds of funky new diseases.

      In this particular case the technology needed to maintain Antarctic bases is appealing to me and I see more upside than downside to the proposal, but there's no reason why those intent on sequestering carbon couldn't do both. There's also been a great suggestion regarding fast-growing trees and stashing them in icy cold waters. Do'em all.

      Ferret

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    2. Re:Carbon can be sequestered on any good farmland by leftover · · Score: 1

      With the appropriate farming techniques, which have pretty much been forgotten in the age of high-volume industrial farming, ...

      It frustrates me beyond measure how our society tends to want to solve things with big, sweeping high-cost measures, ...

      Absolutely agree, with the elaboration that "what society (acts like it) wants" is too often far different from "what most of the people want". The issue of "what is best for everyone" is right out. My take on the reason for this anomaly is that big sweeping measures create concentrations of funds, marvelously rich and convenient food sources for the legion of parasites to siphon away. These same parasites orchestrate the fear-mongering campaigns to build pseudo-demand for their big solutions.

      The sibling post by Ferret refers to the same process but is more gentle with the attribution. It would be nice if being gentle worked but I think the perpetrators just take advantage of it.

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    3. Re:Carbon can be sequestered on any good farmland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct, in my opinion. It's somewhat unfortunate that current methods are (culturally) necessary.

      Part of the problem with agriculture is that it does not scale nearly as well without the modern industrialized processes. This is why many 'organic' brands which, when purchased, become less organic and varied, but cheaper and more available.

      More holistic measures are certainly more tenable at a small scale operation, but they're not as profitable: it costs more to undertake those measures, short (20 years) term. Specialization is not nearly as advantageous, because not as much specialization is possible: farmers and ranchers need more machinery for the different types of agriculture involved. There is monoculture in agriculture because it's profitable: it is monotonous and trivial to grow and harvest corn, for instance. The machinery for it is very generic, in one regard, but it's also highly specialized in that the same machinery will not allow you to harvest wheat.

    4. Re:Carbon can be sequestered on any good farmland by rycamor · · Score: 1

      I counter that there is monoculture as much for cultural and political reasons as for profit and efficiency. The fact is Joel Salatin's farm (www.polyfacefarms.com) gets at least 4x the yield per acre as his monoculture neighbors, and many of them who ignored his methods for decades have since said they really wish they had done things his way.

      No, the real reasons are pretty much the usual ones, including copious amounts of FUD:

      a) Most people are simpletons, and want to be told what to do by government and large industry. Yes, farmers are people too.
      b) Government regulations and resulting consolidation of large industries have made it almost impossible for smaller farmers to stay in business, and the larger companies don't care about efficiency or biodiversity so much as metronomic regularity and predictability of production.
      c) The USA has never been a "quality over quantity" kind of county, and since the 1950s, that concept only worsened, up until the past couple decades when--interestingly--far leftists and far right/libertarians found common ground in the Green movement, or whole foods or whatever you call it. Google for "raw milk raids" for some interesting reading.
      d) For all our talk about being a "high tech" society, large parts of our societal workings are based on some horrible scientific misunderstandings that have just become part of the bedrock of our thinking. Like the idea that we will all be healthier if we just "get rid of all germs", and other ridiculously simplistic nonsense.

      For more background on this, read Joel Salatin's book "Everything I want to do is Illegal."

    5. Re:Carbon can be sequestered on any good farmland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit animal farming altogether, thats the only long term, cheap viable solution. Do that and I will be a little less ashamed of being part of our species.

  37. Re:Petroleum-funded proposal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's powered by windmills, Einstein.

  38. An even more "modest" proposal: by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

    Use orbiting shades to shade much of Antarctica so that it is dark most of the summer. This should make it cold enough to form CO2 snow, removing CO2 from the atmosphere. It also would increase H2O snow accumulation, but that's ok as it would bury the CO2 and also tend to counteract sea level rise.

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    1. Re:An even more "modest" proposal: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what sort of orbit would that be (that shades a pole in summer without shading the rest of the planet)?

    2. Re:An even more "modest" proposal: by amorsen · · Score: 1

      How do you propose placing orbiting shades over Antarctica? Maybe at the same time you could put a geostationary satellite over each pole, they would be really handy for communications.

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    3. Re:An even more "modest" proposal: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A sun-synchronous orbit of about 12000km radius and 150 degree inclination, chock-full of 500km-wide inflatable satellites?

      C'mon, it may be ridiculous, but it's not like it's impossible, or even hard, to come up with a theoretically workable. (stability w/r/t solar pressure and atmosphere drag aside) orbit.

    4. Re:An even more "modest" proposal: by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Two words: partial pressure.

      The partial pressure of CO2 in the atmosphere would require both cold temperatures and higher pressures for CO2 to precipitate.

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    5. Re:An even more "modest" proposal: by amorsen · · Score: 1

      You would shade an awful lot more than just Antarctica with that proposal. Making one satellite which could do this is hard enough, and you want 150 of them.

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    6. Re:An even more "modest" proposal: by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      How do you propose placing orbiting shades over Antarctica?

      Not "over" Antarctica: that would be useless even if possible. Between the Sun and Antarctica. Think about the geometry. A number of shades would be required, of course, with their orbits taking them in and out of position. They'd probably have to be pivoted or louvered somehow so as to not shade other parts of they planet when out of position.

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    7. Re:An even more "modest" proposal: by amorsen · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, that is physically possible. However, if we had the ability to put such enormous structures into space, it would be comparatively easy to synthesize "fossil" fuel from space solar and cut CO2 emissions to zero. Alas, we don't.

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    8. Re:An even more "modest" proposal: by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Two words: partial pressure.

      You had to go and ruin it, didn't you? I was planning to get rich off this. Couldn't you have kept quiet at least until I had a couple of million in "seed money"?

      BTW CO2 should precipitate (very slowly) from air at 1 atmosphere below about -140C. I don't think my sunshades could get Antarctica that cold but don't tell the congressmen until after the "feasibility study" is funded, ok?

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    9. Re:An even more "modest" proposal: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I half-assed the numbers, so it's not exactly 12000km or 150 degrees (in fact those two numbers are no doubt contradictory). But there definitely is such an orbit that does shade just the antarctic (more generally, a circumpolar circle of whatever radius you like), modulo the tilt of Earth's axis. When you're shading a whole continent, hitting the Falklands and Tasmania part of the year isn't "an awful lot" of collateral damage.

  39. I hate ice ages by rve · · Score: 1

    KENT
    Our top story, the population of parasitic tree lizards has exploded, and local citizens couldn't be happier! It seems the rapacious reptiles have developed a taste for the common pigeon, also known as the 'feathered rat', or the 'gutter bird'. For the first time, citizens need not fear harassment by flocks of chattering disease-bags.

    Later, Bart receives an award from Mayor Quimby outside the town hall. Several lizards slink past.

    QUIMBY
    For decimating our pigeon population, and making Springfield a less oppressive place to while away our worthless lives, I present you with this scented candle.

    Skinner talks to Lisa.

    SKINNER
    Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.

    LISA
    But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?

    SKINNER
    No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.

    LISA
    But aren't the snakes even worse?

    SKINNER
    Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

    LISA
    But then we're stuck with gorillas!

    SKINNER
    No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

    Messing with the environment because we messed with the environment before, what could possibly go wrong?

  40. Re:Well, it'll make for one very interesting icebu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ice + berg = mountain of ice

    ice + burg = village of ice

  41. I was about to post something very similar. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Informative

    Am I the only one ... to think that this is a really terrible idea.
    It sounds like a great way to enable massive CO2 release just by any heating accident or lack of maintenance.

    I was about to post something similar but was checking whether anybody had beaten me to it. You came close.

    This looks like a DANDY way to set up a runaway-positive-feedback event:

      1) Make gigatons of dry ice by freezing CO2 out of the atmosphere.
      2) Bury it in Antarctica.
      3) Pray that it stays cold.
      4) If the temperature of the burial site rises above â'78.5 ÂC (â'109.3 ÂF) the dry ice starts sublimating, releasing the CO2 back into the atmosphere.
      5) The released CO2 increases the greenhouse effect, which captures more heat, which raises the temperature, which sublimates more dry ice.
      6) Rinse and repeat.
      7) Prophet!

    Even if the global warming observations aren't the sign of an oncoming anthropogenic overheating disaster, THIS could create one. Artificially sequestering the CO2 would retard natural sequestration mechanisms (such as increased photosynthesis stimulated by higher CO2 levels). Then suddenly (in geologic time) releasing the stockpile back into the atmosphere could leave you with a substantially higher CO2 level than if you hadn't run the project in the first place.

    Oops!

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    1. Re:I was about to post something very similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right - that's a risk.

      I would propose that after sequestering a few billion tons of CO2 in the Antarctic, we figure out a way to pipe it to the equator, where we have completed (by then) the first orbital tether. Then we send the CO2 up a big straw to the top of the tether, and release it (the CO2) into orbit during those times when the solar wind will carry it away from earth.

      Think of it as the world's biggest smokestack.

      Also, rather than waste all that CO2, perhaps some of it could be put to good use as a propellant for this:

      http://www.buildtheenterprise.org/

      Can VASMIR-type engines be made to work with CO2 rather than argon? Seems possible.

    2. Re:I was about to post something very similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, just like the current US Government, and their leader who refuses to deal with the deficit and blame everyone else, so it can look like the current (government takeover of) Europe?

      Waking up yet?

    3. Re:I was about to post something very similar. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Probably better to trap it underground, just in case it's needed later. You never know. Could be useful for geo-engineering our way out of an ice age at some point.

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    4. Re:I was about to post something very similar. by pclminion · · Score: 1

      We're stuck on this planet for the moment, and limited by the resources available on, or near, the surface. Life is made of carbon. The temperature of the planet's surface is moderated by it. You're talking about taking the stuff life is made of, and which protects all life from sub-Antarctic temperatures, and blasting it permanently away from the planet. That sounds like a tremendously BAD idea. Excess CO2 is not some terrible toxin, it's simply life-stuff that is currently in a chemical form that has some problematic properties. We need to figure out how to turn it back into biomatter, not discard it from our planet.

  42. Typo fixing by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Make that:

        4) If the temperature of the burial site rises above -78.5 C (-109.3 F) the dry ice starts sublimating, releasing the CO2 back into the atmosphere.

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  43. Sustainability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We mine fossil fuels (carbon), burn it using oxygen producing carbon-dioxide, and then bury it. Cool. Now I wonder what will we breathe when some idiots manage to bury a significant amount of our oxygen from the atmosphere...

  44. No such thing as 'man made global warming' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is probably why the scammers renamed it 'climate change'.

    www.climatedepot.com

    LOL at the Slashdot idiots buying the 'global warming' nonsense. "Oh look at me - I'm just so 'caring' and 'kind'!"

    Assholes.

  45. 30 billion tons a year. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This process needs to deal with 30 billion tons of CO2 a year. The average binding energy of CO2 is of the order of 3eV.

    That's 10^26 * 10^-19 * 10^10 = 10^17 joules a year. or 10GW 24/7.

    And Judith and other deniers think wind power cannot work to produce lots of power 24/7.

    1. Re:30 billion tons a year. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      There are stable wind patterns in the Antarctica. Winds rolling downhill from the center to the edges. Really, the weather patterns there are one of the simpler ones, if you look at the globe as a whole.

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  46. What could go wrong... by seyfarth · · Score: 1

    Perhaps sudden release of an enormous amount of C02. Suppose this works fairly well. We could sequester carbon for 50 years and then something could happen like another meteor from Mars and damage the refrigeration required. BAM! Sudden global climate chaos. Perhaps people will survive with the carbon intact for hundreds of years and society could degenerate. Then it would be a matter of time before lack of maintenance leads to failure.

    I think we would be much better off seeking sequestration in soil enrichment through compost. Another possibility might be to stir up some of the ocean bottom in the dead part of the Pacific and stimulate life there.

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  47. Re:This is a joke right? by Issarlk · · Score: 1

    We really need a "-1 stupid".

  48. This is a stupid idea by Zorpheus · · Score: 1

    First, I did not read in the article how the storage is supposed to work for a long enough time. The CO2 has to be stored for a time on the order of 10 000 years, since that is the approximate lifetime of CO2 in the atmosphere. At atmospheric pressure the temperature has to stay below -78.5C for that. How is an isolated landfill supposed to achieve that?
    Second, why on Antarctica? His argument is the environmental temperature, which is 226K on average. The process should run at 133K or 152K. The maximum theoretical efficiency of a cooling plant is cooled temperature over temperature difference. So if this is built in Europe with an average temperature of about 280K, it will require only 1.6-1.7 times as much energy as if the condensation is done on Antarctica. I am sure that the cost increase for building the wind farms on Antarctica alone is much higher than that. The high cost of building all this on Antarctica makes this project totally uneconomical.
    Storing the CO2 in the ground, for example in former natural gas deposits makes much more sense than this.

    1. Re:This is a stupid idea by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

      Easy, just bury it with nuclear waste. Two birds with one stone!

  49. On the other side by Zorpheus · · Score: 1

    On the other side, storing CO2 in the ground is also neither cheap or save, and having the CO2 released in Antarctica is better than in an inhabited area. Also in my opinion it is better if the CO2 is released within 10 000s or 100 000s of years than if it is stored for eternity, since it is generally needed for life, it is just too much at once now. The lifetime of a CO2 landfill isolated by water ice should be more predictable than the storage under ground.
    So if the lifetime of such a landfill is really that long the idea would make sense.

  50. new plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you want to get corps into mining take 1 ton of co2 up to the place you want to mine nd bring back one ton of ore or processed ore of any kind
    this keeps the balance of gravity throughout the system and thus wont unbalance planetary movement.

    1. Re:new plan by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      The planet's balance isn't a big problem but this is still a good idea. Require abandoned mines to be filled with biochar to help offset the CO2 release from mining.

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  51. Are we gods? by fygment · · Score: 1

    When did the human race become omnipotent? How can we have so much faith that we can 'fix Earth' when we don't even really understand how it works (follow _any_ science blog and note how many time scientists are 'surprised to discover that ...')?

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    1. Re:Are we gods? by Ferretman · · Score: 1

      Not yet, but we'll get there.

      Ferret

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    2. Re:Are we gods? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      *reads sig*

      Oh I see, you're an idiot.

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  52. Explain where all the CO2 we produce went. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Explain where all the CO2 we produce went. We KNOW how much we produce from burning fossil fuels et al. 30 billion tons a year.

    And the increase in atmospheric CO2 is about equivalent to about 17 billion tons of CO2 a year.

    But if it were the trees dying off doing it

    a) where is all the 30 billion tons of our production going to

    b) why not stop both our CO2 production AND deforestation?

    And on the topic, I see this is only to manage 1/30th of our CO2 production. How much will this cost? Multiply that by 30 and you have the cost of this "modest proposal". Now have a look at Judith's rantings on the horrendous cost of changing over to use windfarms and solar panels to replace production.

    And compare the cost of that change to the figure you had above.

    Rather odd that she's willing to promote an idea EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE.

    1. Re:Explain where all the CO2 we produce went. by Muros · · Score: 1

      Explain where all the CO2 we produce went. We KNOW how much we produce from burning fossil fuels et al. 30 billion tons a year.

      And the increase in atmospheric CO2 is about equivalent to about 17 billion tons of CO2 a year.

      But if it were the trees dying off doing it

      a) where is all the 30 billion tons of our production going to

      Much of it is going into the oceans. There, it is leading to acidification of the water, which could have much more dire consequences for the global ecosystem than "global warming". All of the shelled creatures in the seas have calcite shells, which could be more difficult for them to grow/maintain in more acid waters. And since many of them are near the bottom of the food chain....

  53. Stupid Idea by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 1
    Calculate out the cost of this infrastructure, now calculate out what could be done with it as carbon replacement. The opportunity cost is huge, and solely to protect sunk capital in carbon burning machinery.

    We are thinking like slave owners, try desperately to annex new land to move an increasingly inefficient economic model to. It doesn't work on cold economic grounds, because this is capital that will be very far away from all other human activity, and have no follow on applications. If you want giant wind farms, put them someplace people can actually use them...

  54. If it can't be done at a proft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it can't be done

  55. perpetual motion machine by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    You are describing a kind of perpetual motion machine, which like all such schemes fails when you consider the thermodynamics.

    Methane is a reduced form of carbon. CO2 is an oxidized form of carbon. The energy from burning fuels like methane (and other fossil fuels which are also reduced carbon) comes from the thermodynamics of converting reduced carbon to oxidized carbon.

    In other words, to convert CO2 from fossil fuels back into methane, we'd have to put all the energy we got out of burning the fuels back in--minus substantial and unavoidable energy losses at both ends of the process.

    So basically, your process leaves us with less energy than never burning the fossil fuels in the first place and just leaving them in the ground.

  56. Thank you, Alienwise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People have been searching for years for Swift's Flying Island of LaPuta, and you've found it! This is truly an exciting developement. Now I know where to go to present my idea for increasing CO2 sequestration in coral reefs by raising the temperature of cold ocean currents to accelerate coral growth in previously coral-lacking regions. The burning of about 3 milion cubic meters/day of natural gas in special combustion chambers at a depth of about 1 kilometer should do the trick. Heating exchangers, LOX and natural gas wells, plants, piping, shipping, should only cost about $3 trillion per year. Chump change these days. Add another $500 billion for submersible mainentance fleets and crew, per year. Peanuts, for massive return. We have the technology, let's do it!

  57. What will Al Gore think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will be very interesting to hear what the Al Gores of the world think of this – if we could burn all the fossil fuel we want without worries about the global warming “crisis” what would they think? Who needs Al anymore? Who needs his “carbon credits”? Naw, he won’t like the idea.

  58. Re:An Interesting Proposal by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Leaving aside the utterly disproven notion of AGW

    This is where I stopped reading.

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  59. You got the money and tools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes? Then sequestrate all day long to your hearts content. Just don't steal my oxygen.

    1. Re:You got the money and tools? by HArchH · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. Chances of this lame-assed idea ever going anywhere are less than zero.

      Consider: Who is going to work there? Who is going to dig and insulate the pit? Who is goin to fund this lunacy? Who would ever approve such trashing of the Antarctic?

      Snowball's chance of this ever getting any real progress.

  60. RE: like introducing cane toads to Australia. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But here is the best part - when winter comes the gorillas all freeze to death!

    Uhhh, wait a minute.

    Nevermind.

  61. Stuff happening in China/USA by microbox · · Score: 1

    In particular, America and China.

    China recognizes the necessity of action, and are developing huge wind farms. (6 at 20GW each. By comparison, France uses 80GW.)

    A majority in the USA would like to see some action, and indeed, 1/5th of the USA lives under a carbon trading scheme -- with no evidence of any economic damage. A carbon neutral tax takes from the utility companies bottom line, and generates demand for energy efficient products and infrastructure. The official rggi report specifically shows that this is what has been happening over the last 10 years, with net savings for both consumers and business. Furthermore, this region of the US economy has grown in proportion to the rest of the USA. The "damage" of a carbon tax is a conservative myth. And besides, many Republicans want action on climate change, including supply-side economics guru Art Laffer.

    Now, China wants the west to pay through the nose before it officially ties itself to any legally binding targets. Same with India, and the rest of the developed world. In my opinion, they have a victim complex, which does have some legitimate basis. But seriously: grow up.

    But, returning to your post, it is too black-and-white to suggest that nothing is happening in the USA. And in China, the boots are marching.

    Only the regressive climate-change denial machine stops real and cheap action on AGW, and for purely philosophical reasons that are not grounded in out best understanding of either science or economics. These people are not oil industry shills (although they do have oil-sugar-daddys) but they do really believe in the imminent threat of climate-change legislation.

    History will not remember them kindly.

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    1. Re:Stuff happening in China/USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my opinion, they have a victim complex, which does have some legitimate basis. But seriously: grow up.

      Considering there average standard of living is far below that of first world countries, I think that is what they are trying to do, unfortunately they need lots of energy to do that. Until first world countries take climate change problem seriously, I don't think it is reasonable to expect developing nations to.

  62. Look and learn by microbox · · Score: 1

    Carbons Credits. Biggest legal scam going. And you just reminded me that I need to get my carbon bank up asap.

    A thoughtful person would want to know what the consequences were of carbon-limiting legislation around the world, and, a large chunk of the USA.

    If you think you already know the answer before looking... then I have no reason to believe that you know anything of value on the subject.

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    1. Re:Look and learn by interval1066 · · Score: 1
      Ah! A critique!

      If you think you already know the answer before looking... then I have no reason to believe that you know anything of value on the subject.

      "Your words, though many, are not worth a penny..."

      Do you have any supporting links? I'll be happy to supply many...

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    2. Re:Look and learn by microbox · · Score: 1

      If all your links are to one side of the issue, than it is likely that you know less than nothing, since you yourself will have no way of discriminating between something with a reasonable epistemological basis, and something that exists solely in a cognitive bubble.

      If you really do have something of value with regards to good links on the topic, then by all means.

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    3. Re:Look and learn by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      By all means. By means extrodinary. Means inculpate. Means are extended to you as well. Best regards.

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    4. Re:Look and learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got it, you're a "four-legs good, carbon-tax bad" type of guy.

  63. Different problem by microbox · · Score: 1

    Let me ask you a question. If your options were 1) Use a power source that doesn't require emission of CO2 to clean up CO2 or 2) Replace CO2 emitting power plants with power sources that don't require emission of CO2, which do you think would be more efficient? If you said #1, you missed a law of physics or two.

    Obviously it is more efficient to simply produce energy in ways that emit little CO2 in the first place. However, because scientists tend to be very conservative, esp. en masse, we have every reason to believe that there is already too much CO2 in the atmosphere, and it will start to cost real $$$ and lives and human suffering in the coming decades. I am not saying that that is a certainty, but it is certainly a possibility.

    So in makes sense to think about ways to remove the extant CO2.

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  64. How to we sustain civilization long-term? by microbox · · Score: 1

    The "don't emit CO2" idea is not a very realistic one as far as reality is concerned.

    I have met people who think that there are too many human beings, and the world could do with a big die-off. They are few and far between, and not representative of the majority who take environmental issues seriously. You are imaging a boggie-man if you think that that is what reducing CO2 emissions is all about.

    The real question is: how can we sustain our project of civilization long-term?

    From a scientific point of view -- which represents our best understanding -- we should be concerned about the long-term consequences of allow atmospheric CO2 to climb. Such measured analysis has nothing to do with kitsch throwaways like: "don't emit CO2" and "mass extinction of humankind".

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  65. Overly cynical by microbox · · Score: 1

    China may happily offer to sell them windmills etc to do it on a massive scale (and burn all the coal to do it ;) ).

    China is building huge wind farms. Their energy-policy doesn't make sense at first blush because it isn't based on "four-legs-good, two-legs-bad" when it comes to traditional power generation.

    The same could be said of the USA, which generates a huge amount of wind energy, and has developed (along with Europe) the know-how for integrating it seamlessly into the power grid. The USA also has a 1/5th of its economy under a carbon tax, which over the last 10 years, has saved industry and consumers $$$ on their power bills. Interesting how incentive structures give people the little push to save money long-term.

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  66. Very expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool science but incredible $$$ to build one insulated 2km x2km x 16m disposal trench per year should the technology work.

  67. Maybe I'm being a little dense here... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    In other words, you're a liberal.

    ...but, are you using the word "liberal" there as it if means something negative?

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  68. Plant more trees by thereitis · · Score: 1

    Plant more trees. They harvest huge amounts of carbon over their lifetime, require no maintenance, and even reproduce by themselves. The only problem is that solution can't make someone rich.

    1. Re:Plant more trees by Slur · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Beat me to the punch.

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  69. Didn't they do this in Deux Ex? by FilmedInNoir · · Score: 1

    Sorry BTW, I blew myself and it up.

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  70. Stopping it... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Yes because maintaining windmills in the artic will be a cakewalk I am sure.

    Windmills being noteriously immune to ice and cold weather.

  71. Oil by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    1) Run a diseal generator to keep support staff
    2) Have support staff slowly chip ice off windmills, and repair frozen machines
    3) Sequester CO2!

  72. Trees are free and solar powered by Slur · · Score: 1

    Just grow more forests. It not only sequesters the carbon, it frees most of the oxygen for our use, to breathe and stuff.

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