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US Doctors Back Circumcision

ananyo writes "On 27 August, a report by the American Academy of Pediatrics concludes for the first time that, overall, boys will be healthier if circumcised. The report says that although the choice is ultimately up to parents, medical insurance should pay for the procedure. The recommendation, coming from such an influential body, could boost U.S. circumcision rates, which, at 55%, are already higher than much of the developed world. The researchers estimate that each circumcision that is not performed costs the U.S. health-care system $313."

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  1. Circumcision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The US has a health care system? This is news to me.

  2. Re:I call BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine if somebody proposed the same thing for female infants. What would be the reaction?

    Probably "oh wait, they don't have penises."

  3. Re:Lies by pdabbadabba · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, because we all know that the American Academy of Pediatrics is in the pocket of Big Circumcision.

  4. Reminder by Burning1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Removing the penis completely will provide significant savings in:

    - UTI/STD related treatments
    - Contraceptive costs
    - Pregnancy related expenses

    1. Re:Reminder by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lorena Bobbitt, is that you?

  5. Re:Why do they do this in the US? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not American, and I can't quite understand where does the custom in the US comes from. Is it religious in origin? I know muslims, jews and americans practice it, but that's about it. Does anyone know? As far as I know, it's not common at all on other countries.

    Yea, that's how we distinguish ourselves from you unwashed heathens*.


    * in before the negative mods - That's called a JOKE, you humorless assholes!

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  6. Re:Lies by G1369311007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one would like to think they make pockets out of the leftover skin.

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  7. Re:Lies by CelticWhisper · · Score: 5, Funny

    We really need a "-1 Trying Desperately to Get That Image Out of My Head"

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  8. Re:I call BS by Exitar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Right, and we should not have premarital sex, don't drink alcohol and don't eat pork, beef or shellfish.

  9. Re:Lies by 6ULDV8 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're only in it for the tips.

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  10. Re:Bad research reporting is worth forfeiting mod by BMOC · · Score: 4, Funny

    appendix removed, or my tonsils cut out

    There's no religion who asks for that. At least not one with major influence on the elections...

    Flying Spaghetti Monster demands your tonsils in sacrifice.

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  11. Re:Why do they do this in the US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Several prominent advocates of circumcision, such as John Harvey Kellog, liked the idea that it would reduce masturbation

    So, I would masturbate even more if I hadn't been circumcised? Is this even possible?!

  12. Re:Jesus. by jbssm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guess what. I bet that if you cut your son's penis completely, the risk that they contract HIV or any other disease will drop by a great percentage. More, I absolutely guarantee you, that if you cut your son's penis today, we will not have penile cancer, ever! Guaranteed or your money back!

  13. Re:Lies by minvaren · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...but when you rub it, it becomes a suitcase."

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  14. Re:I call BS by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Imagine if somebody proposed the same thing for female infants. What would be the reaction?"

    I'm guessing it would be something along the lines of: Holy Shit! She's got a dick!

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  15. Re:US women prefer circumcised penises by yndrd1984 · · Score: 3, Funny

    My wife works at a rehabilitation/ nursing home and the women there all agree uncircumcised is gross

    If I'm ever desperate enough to bang your wife, maybe I'll start caring what she thinks.

  16. Re:Circumcision or healthy lifestyle, which's bett by Smallpond · · Score: 4, Funny

    A lot of us depend on tips to get by.