NASA Uncovers Millions of New Black Holes
coondoggie writes "NASA today said its Wide-field Infrared Survey Explorer satellite has unearthed a 'bonanza of new-found supermassive black holes and extreme galaxies called hot DOGs, or dust-obscured galaxies.' NASA said the latest discoveries help astronomers better understand how galaxies and the behemoth black holes at their centers grow and evolve together."
The news was released in a press conference, and io9 has a comprehensive write-up about everything that was covered, including the Q&A session. Pretty pictures here.
Quick, cover them back up, before they cool off!
"National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
So what they're saying is... they've found teenagers.
#fuckbeta #iamslashdot #dicemustdie
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, 'are there a million black holes waiting to hoover up all sentient life from the universe or are there 100 million black holes waiting to hoover up all sentient life from the universe? ' Well to tell you the truth, in all the chaos I myself can't remember how many black holes I made. So let me ask you, punk. Do you feel lucky ?
Black holes are heavy right?
I'll bet these have been around longer than we have
It sounds like they just found a lot of 'missing mass' here? How does it jibe for balancing things without using 'dark matter/energy'?
No! It's a *SIG*. Keep the Special Interest Groups away! (Con joke!)
That dark matter isn't so dark anymore in the IR range apparently.
Nothing is enough for whom enough is too little - Confucius
... nothing to see here, please move along!
"The thing about a black hole - it's main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the color of space, your basic space color - is it's black. So how are you supposed to see them?"
Koans and fables for the software engineer
Maybe now they can find all my missing socks.
find any new ones in space?
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?