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Steve Jobs Reincarnated As a Warrior-Philosopher, Thai Group Says

Posted by timothy on from the in-death-as-in-life dept.

Velcroman1 writes "When Apple founder Steve Jobs died after a long fight with cancer last year, software engineer Tony Tseung sent an email to a Buddhist group in Thailand to find out what happened to his old boss now that he's no longer of this world. This month, Tseung received his answer. Jobs has been reincarnated as a celestial warrior-philosopher, the Dhammakaya group said in a special television broadcast, and he's living in a mystical glass palace hovering above his old office at Apple's Cupertino, Calif. headquarters."

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  1. In other words... by mrsam · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other words,

    /me puts on his sunglasses

    ... Steve jobs has been uploaded to the iCloud.

  2. Re:Who gives a fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You scoff now, but in a year all the dead founders will have suspiciously similar glass palaces over their former headquarters, and you'll all be claiming the design is obvious and no one could design a decent afterlife without it.

  3. Re:Who gives a fuck? by just_a_monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    I do think though that his trip to India and the LSD and Zen meditation, it was all kind of bullshit.

    But he does have a sweet glass palace now.

    --
    How inappropriate to call this planet Earth, when clearly it is Ocean.