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Steve Jobs Reincarnated As a Warrior-Philosopher, Thai Group Says

Posted by timothy on from the in-death-as-in-life dept.

Velcroman1 writes "When Apple founder Steve Jobs died after a long fight with cancer last year, software engineer Tony Tseung sent an email to a Buddhist group in Thailand to find out what happened to his old boss now that he's no longer of this world. This month, Tseung received his answer. Jobs has been reincarnated as a celestial warrior-philosopher, the Dhammakaya group said in a special television broadcast, and he's living in a mystical glass palace hovering above his old office at Apple's Cupertino, Calif. headquarters."

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  1. "what happened to his old boss"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    An engineer asked this? No wonder software and engineer don't belong together. Look, it's simple. The material support for the pattern known as Steve Jobs ceased to function, and the pattern collapsed. End of story.

  2. Re:Who gives a fuck? by gagol · · Score: 1, Troll

    Not only is he a fuckin' marketer focused on spending his billions hurting others for his own fun, some nuts claimed he reincarnated! The guy is not even a technologist for *hrist sake! Who is he now so I can start hating him 2 minutes every morning again?

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