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CDC Says 10,000 At Risk of Hantavirus In Yosemite Outbreak

An anonymous reader writes "Some 10,000 people who stayed in tent cabins at Yosemite National Park this summer may be at risk for the deadly rodent-borne hantavirus according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control."

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  1. But by vinividivici · · Score: 1, Funny

    But I don't use hantavirus on my PC.

  2. I use Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    so I don't have to worry about viruses.

    1. Re:I use Linux by Idbar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Excuse my ignorance, I thought we all humans ran the same OS. How did you unlocked your bootloader? Do you have any link to the binaries?

      Also, where to I do I find an early ROM, I recently got a baldness bloatware update and haven't been able to remove it.

    2. Re:I use Linux by Idbar · · Score: 3, Funny

      In addition to it, my sensor software seems to be very poorly written. It pushes the core speed from 60bpm to up to 140bpm, draining all the energy of the system!

    3. Re:I use Linux by c0lo · · Score: 3, Funny

      How did you unlocked your bootloader?

      Cyanohydrogen mod. Use with extreme caution, in most of the cases causes brickage. And no, I have no link to it.

      Also, where to I do I find an early ROM, I recently got a baldness bloatware update and haven't been able to remove it.

      Upgrade to GirlFriend 2.0 - once you've done it, the brand new troubles will make you see your current problem in its true light - i.e. insignificant.

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  3. Re:Five Foods KILL fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seven other ways to lose weight: Dysentery Meth Late stage alcoholism Cancer Starvation Being a fashion model Six other ways to lose weight....

  4. Re:Really? by pla · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since when do Slashdotters do ANYTHING outdoors? This isn't relevant to the /. community.

    Since Hanta can remain asymptomatic for six weeks or so, someone who got it in Yosemite could spread it to the mice at the Cheetos factory and not even know it!

  5. Re:Five Foods KILL fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh damn, I though the "Dysentery Meth" was one entry and called my dealer to request some. He sure will be pissed about the wild goose chase I just sent him on!

  6. Re:Really? by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since when do Slashdotters do ANYTHING outdoors?

    Potato guns are nerdy.
    Potato guns are cool.
    Potato guns are NOT to be discharged in your basement.

    That is the story of how I was forced out into the sunlight.

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