China's Yangtze River Turns Red
redletterdave writes "The Yangtze River, the third longest river in the world traditionally known as the 'golden watercourse,' mysteriously blushed for the first time on Sept. 6. Residents in the surrounding area near the city of Chongqing, where the Yangtze connects to the Jialin River, literally stopped in their tracks when they noticed their once golden river had turned a shocking shade of red. Residents have carefully crept down to the riverbanks for the past few days to save some of the red, tomato juice-like river water in bottles. Early predictions from scientists say the red water was likely a result of pollution, but investigators are still investigating the unknown cause."
Soon Moh She will lead the workers out of their factories and part the Yellow Sea.
Obvious propaganda from the chinese communist party.
Sig? Heil
They've unleashed gods wrath on us with their patent wars....
by TheSpoom (715771) Uncaring Linux user here. I have nothing to add to this but please continue. *munches popcorn*
Maybe my eyes need to be checked, but it looks brown to me.
Trying to figure out the scientific explanation behind this isn't nerdy enough?
I was looking at some of the photos linked in that article, and I noticed that some of them are pretty obviously photoshopped. I'm sure the river was red, but I'm not so sure it was such a dramatic shade of red. You can see where the editing was sloppy and bled over into the arm and thumb of the person holding the bottle, and the arm of the guy behind, as well as some sections that are probably the actual shade of red that the river turned.
Blood from sacrifices at Foxconn factory?
Here is a picture that I remember from way back - this is a red river in the city of Zaporizhia in Ukraine, this city has (or had) a number of factories, smelters, motor factories, I think most of them were just dumping the waste right into Dnepr (the main river in Ukraine) and then all that water flows into the Black sea.
You can't handle the truth.
I'm from Cleveland. Call me when the Yangste is on fire.
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Aluminium plants produce a huge quantity of "red mud" which is red from iron oxide. A spill could well color the whole river red.
See e.g. here where the mud spilled through a broken dam in Hungary: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/gallery/2010/10/05/GA2010100502818.html
There are chemicals that can cause it but the other option is all the fertilizer resulted in a red tide, a type of algae. For wildlife it's as bad or worse than a chemical spill. The blooms can come on suddenly and should fade once the food source gets used up.
When Android was in China's land ... let my cell phones go! .. let my cell phones go!
Just trolled so hard they could not stand
Go down, Samsung, way down in China's land,
tell ol' Jintao to let my cell phones go!
(Nah, it just doesn't quite have the same ring to it)
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Only Glorious Red Rivers for Glorious Red Chinese Communist Republic! Soon all waters and newborn babies everywhere will shine triumphantly with Glorious Red Hue!
"Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff."
- Deep Thought
I blame Obama. Who's with me?
Just let the Jews go. It only gets worse from here.
- Pharaoh
Some of the religious nuts will probably claim this is bibilical, but more likely, somebody dumped some industrial waste.
Something like that happened in San Jose, CA about twenty years ago. Someone dumped several big industrial plating baths into the sewers all at once. This killed most of the bacteria that digest waste in the sewerage treatment plant. So for about three days, raw sewerage was dumped into the San Francisco Bay. Big mess, especially since there isn't much water flow in the south end of San Francisco Bay to dilute that stuff. It could be both seen and smelled. EPA fined San Jose millions for that. San Jose found and fined the plating company.
And then they get "sync'd"?
Now imagine that with 14 million women and poor sanitation.
Based on a quick study of the poorly Photoshopped image (you can clearly see the mask lines, and the bits they forgot to alter) it looks like someone simply doubled the saturation on the water.
I've made an attempt to restore the image to something approaching reality.
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
I have mod points, where is the option +1 Fucking gross comment.
There most likely is no god
Why are you trying to turn this into a religious argument? There most certainly is a god, and I've got a Wikipedia article that proves it.
Great, another dumb FSM heretic. You can run but you can't hide, She will punish you for your beliefs and you'll never see her coming!
You're another idiot in the long list of those who conflate two non-exclusive terms. Atheism vs antitheism.
Upward mobility is a slippery slope - the higher you climb the more you show your ass.