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It's Easy To Steal Identities (Of Corporations)

jfruh writes "Two lawyers in Houston were able to exploit business filing systems to seize control of dormant publicly traded corporations — and then profit by pushing their worthless stock. In many states, anyone can change important information about a publicly registered company — including the corporate officers or company contact information — without any confirmation that they have anything to do with the company in the first place. Massachusetts requires a password to do this through the state registry's website, but they'll give you the password if you call and ask for it. Long focused on individual ID theft, state governments are finally beginning to realize that corporate ID theft is a huge problem as well."

140 comments

  1. Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 1

    Corporate Fraud? Deceptive conduct? Could the lawyers get disbarred?

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    1. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by whoever57 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Corporations are people too!

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    2. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by guttentag · · Score: 2, Informative

      Corporate Fraud? Deceptive conduct? Could the lawyers get disbarred?

      Fraudulently taking control of a dormant corporation and defrauding investors is not corporate fraud. It's business ethics (which is different from business intelligence). Get your oxymorons straight... "corporate fraud" isn't even an oxymoron!

    3. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Corporate Fraud? Deceptive conduct? Could the lawyers get disbarred?

      I would hope so.

      Either way, now that the Federal indictment has gotten through -- getting disbarred is the least of their worries right now.

    4. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 1

      Cheers for clearing that up. Still wondering if the lawyers involved can be disbarred though.

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    5. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by VortexCortex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Could the lawyers get disbarred?

      Well, if a hacker can go to jail for hacking some online system then disclosing how they did it (to improve security, without even charging service fees), then Lawyers should face the same punishment too.

    6. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by Pieroxy · · Score: 0

      Well, if a hacker can go to jail for hacking some online system then disclosing how they did it (to improve security, without even charging service fees), then Lawyers should face the same punishment too.

      But but but, they are not piraaates!

      Yaaaaaaar. We aaaaaar.

      *goes away limping*

    7. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just like Soylent Green?

    8. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      Could the lawyers get disbarred?

      Well, if a hacker can go to jail for hacking some online system then disclosing how they did it (to improve security, without even charging service fees), then Lawyers should face the same punishment too.

      Actually, lawyer face more punishment. Not only can they go to jail and get disbarred, but after they get out of jail, it will be much harder for them to get a job again--actually, it will be illegal for them to work as lawyers unless the bar re-admits them.

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    9. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That would be a SOX violation. But as long as you donate to the DNC you will not be charged with such, just ask John Corzine who fraudently stole $1.2 Billion in 401ks and Holder's department said there was no wrong doing.

      I say go ahead and do it and just put 25% of what you make to the DNC and you will be free and clear. Why bother complaining about corruption when its so blatent and obvious anymore.

    10. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by spire3661 · · Score: 2

      Thats not MORE punishment, thats the same punishment we all face, loss of prospects.

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    11. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 0

      Actually the return on investment to RNC is even better. With DNC, you get to steal and void jail and your investors get stiffed. That is all. With RNC, you get to keep what you stole, your investors' losses will be made good by the government, you not only avoid jail time, you might get nominated to run for the President of USA.

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    12. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      Thats not MORE punishment, thats the same punishment we all face, loss of prospects.

      If all prospects are equal, sure. But (1) nobody can hire the disbarred attorney as an attorney, even if they want to, and (2) it is a crime for him to work as an attorney. Felons who work in other fields can be hired, it's just hard for them to find a job, and they are rarely legally prohibited from working in a profession they've dedicated their lives to.

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    13. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      Cheers for clearing that up. Still wondering if the lawyers involved can be disbarred though.

      That would require *someone* in the legal system to have a shred of integrity. In short, no.

    14. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by highphilosopher · · Score: 1

      Heh, you said ANAL.

  2. Boo frickin' Hoo by sconeu · · Score: 1, Insightful

    As Munchkin said, this is just fraud. Corporations are NOT people, they can't have their ID stolen.

    And given the way that the corps have been raping the public lately, I find it hard to be sympathetic.

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    1. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by diamondmagic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Obviously, corporations are not people are not companies are not businesses, otherwise we wouldn't make the point of distinguishing them with different names.

      Also obviously, ID "theft" isn't really theft, because you aren't (fully) denying that person their own identity.

      TFA (if you bothered to read it) is about "identity thieves" who masquerade as executives of the corporation, when they are in fact not. The point here, is that corporations are agreements (contracts) among people, and "corporate ID theft" causes illegitimate harm to very real individuals.

      Overall, the point of TFA is better authentication is needed for government and other organizations who do business with the corporation (i.e., properly authenticating the members of the corporation as people with the lawful ability to make such decisions).

    2. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by ohnocitizen · · Score: 1

      It is fraud, and the idea of it being ID is probably just a misleading title conjured up to snag page views.

      That said: Corporations are not the victim here. The investors who end up buying worthless stock are.

    3. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, corporations are not people are not companies are not businesses, otherwise we wouldn't make the point of distinguishing them with different names.

      I never understood that whole "corporations are not people" nonsense. It always seemed like completely mindless socialist parroting. Perhaps, with sufficient brainwashing and hypnosis, some people actually do believe that all corporations are formed by Little Green Men From Mars... Or is it pandas? Or gnomes?

      Now I come across a new argument for corporations, in spite of being formed by people, not being people. THEY HAVE DIFFERENT NAMES! The individuals who formed the corporation of course still have their names, but they are a party to an agreement to form an entity which has a name... So if you register a domain name that is different from your name, do you suddenly stop being a person?! What if you get married and become part of "the Smith Family"? What if you join an online forum?!?! ZOMG, none of us are people!!!!!111one

      Now back to reality.

      Corporations *are* people. They have the same rights as the individuals that formed them (and not an iota more). What confuses the issue is governments that rule over corporations (and pretty much everything else) sometimes grant them additional "rights", but that is both harmful and unnecessary. Corporations can exist without governments - and hopefully someday they will.

      (Signed: AlexLibman's sockpuppet.)

    4. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is the dumbest comment I've ever read. Do you even think before spewing your hate? If your user id weren't so low I'd think you just came here from youtube.

      This has nothing to do with whether corporations are people, even an IP packet has an ID. And packets can have their ID stolen. What sequence of logic did you go through to convince yourself that corporations can't have their ID stolen merely because they are not people?

      Secondly, you have to understand that real people got ripped off here, in bad stock deals, etc. You're not supposed to feel sorry for the corporation, you're supposed to feel sorry for the people who got ripped off.

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    5. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by dosius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll accept that a corporation is people.

      I will not accept that a corporation is a person (of its own).

      There's a big difference there.

      -uso.

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    6. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has nothing to do with whether corporations are people, even an IP packet has an ID. And packets can have their ID stolen.

      DNS request IDs would have been better example (you can cause real harm by stealing IDs).

    7. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by srussia · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll accept that a corporation is people.

      Even if it's the Soylent Corporation?

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    8. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The mistake you made here is when you register the domain, you do remain a person, but the domain name does not magically become one.Similarly, the Smith Family is not a person, though it may be a set whose members are people.

      I am eating a banana. It belongs to me. It does not magically become a person because I am a person and I own it. This is good, because cannibalism is explicitly illegal here.

    9. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Also obviously, ID "theft" isn't really theft, because you aren't (fully) denying that person their own identity.

      ID theft is called ID theft because back when it was fraud it was the Bank's problem. Whereas now that it's "ID theft" it's the Customer's problem.

      See the difference? OK so I'm being a bit too cynical...

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    10. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one is claiming that a corporation is "a person (of its own)"! There is no Captain Corporation emerging as a separate life-form - that only happens in cartoons!

      The concept of corporate "personhood" is a legal interface with traditional government-run courts that is too technical for most people to understand. A contractual agreement can exist in perpetuity as original founders sell out, die, etc - but ultimately a corporation exists based on the Rights of the contemporary shareholders / parties to contract.

      The root of the "corporations are not people" hysteria is socialists trying to deny Rights (speech, liberty, property, etc) to individuals they don't like or want to rob.

      (Signed: AlexLibman's sockpuppet.)

    11. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Not as dumb as a guy with a quote from a theoretical physicist that is mangled in a such a way as to pretend the guy thought theoretical physics is worthless!

    12. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the obvious solution? More stringent identification, causing red tape and administration and bogging down and costs and shit. Bureaucrats get selected for their lack of imagination, so you get severely lacking "solutions" to this sort of thing. Question to slashdot: How would you improve auth without resorting to the obvious, at all? No ID cards, no passports, no nothing that touches upon some state-run registry tracking people. Solutions in the comments, please.

    13. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Ok, now we *know* you're from that alternate universe where Spock has a beard. Thanks for confirming!

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    14. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is a difference between "personhood" and being a legal entity. Corporations are legal entities, in that they can perform legal actions, but they are not natural persons, for obvious reasons. In most countries (such as those in Europe), the distinction between legal persons and natural persons is made. This because natural persons have additional rights (beyond the obvious human rights).
      Simple example: consumer law applies to natural persons trading with a legal person, but not to trade between different legal persons (ie. business to business transactions). If you have your own one-man company, buying for yourself or for the company still matters.

      I'm not sure what the US perspective is, but from the complaining on /., it seems that the problem is that rights intended for natural persons is attributed to legal persons (ie. corporations). That's not a good idea. Here's an example why:
      Imagine that corporations would send money to politicians, hiding it by claiming "privacy". Obviously, privacy is a right intended for natural persons (some formulations of human rights include a definition of privacy). Corporations do not need a right to privacy*. And it is easily exploited for blatant corruption.
      Okay, that is a huge hyperbole, but I think it clarifies the point.

      * obviously, they do have the right to kick you off their property. Property is attributed to legal persons.

    15. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strawmen say the darnest things...

      (((Deep breath...)))

      OK, um... No one is claiming that domain names or bananas become independent life-forms. Nor voluntarily associated groups of people, like corporations. See elsewhere in this discussion. (Also related, elsewhere in this discussion: "Corporations 101".)

      (((And theoretically consensual cannibalism should be legal, but so few people would consent it's largely a non-issue. With so many abuses of government power to rant about, us libertarians ought to have priorities... (Or not!))))

      (Signed: AlexLibman's sockpuppet.)

    16. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 2

      is a legal interface with traditional government-run courts that is too technical for most people to understand.

      Fairly simple when I took law. What difficulty were you having?

      A contractual agreement can exist in perpetuity as original founders sell out, die, etc

      This is useful, but legal personhood is a disproportionate response to the need.

      but ultimately a corporation exists based on the Rights of the contemporary shareholders / parties to contract.

      No. A corporation exists based on the "rights" (lol@religious capitalisation) of contemporary shareholders not to be fully responsible for what they do. They get full enjoyment of profits but can, when shit and fan are in alignment, socialise their losses.

      The root of the "corporations are not people" hysteria is socialists trying to deny Rights (speech, liberty, property, etc) to individuals they don't like or want to rob.

      On the contrary, a capitalist would want to return rights to debtors, responsibility to tortfeasors, &c.

    17. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Corporations are NOT people, they can't have their ID stolen.

      What about LLPs (Limited Liability Partnerships)? Are they people? We use a DBA (doing business as ___) so that the three of us can more easily collect earnings via selling a product of our collaboration. (The alternative: Buy our software! Just send three separate payments to three different folks! -- Uh, no.) LLPs help limit the liability from each other, not from the business entity itself (it's purpose is to keep me from being liable for things my colleagues do). A LLP is a legal fiction just like a corporation is; Someday we may incorporate our business; we will still be made of people.

      Our ID (identification) was stolen once. It was used to charge a room at an expensive hotel room in a city we've not been too. Once my own ID was stolen (yes the card itself), and a similar occurrence transpired. I put it to you that a corporation could have the same sort of identification stolen. If your car has been used without your consent what has been done? It's been stolen, yes? If an identification is used without consent what has been done? Ah, might it have been stolen? I think so (per current up to date jargon). Indeed, a corporate or LLP or even a Single Proprietorship or Individual's identity can be "stolen" -- Or, used without permission for fraud (which is a long way to say something just to sate your irrational pedantic tendencies).

      I promise you we've never "raped the public", nor do we have any plans to do so. In fact, I plan to forfeit my source code copyrights and donate to the public domain the works funded by the generous public. Why, you could even see this as "working for the public" directly (as many service industries do) instead of "working for the man". Would you find it difficult to identify with another person who has been wronged? If not, then why would you then find it difficult to identify with a LLP that has been wronged in a way you yourself could be wronged? A Corporation? Is it that much different?

      It's hard to get sympathy from a psychopath, so I get where you're coming from. I just find it odd you find it hard to be sympathetic -- That's the tell tale sign of a psychopath... A trait you would then share with the very Corporations you despise.

    18. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Thats all just confusing. Why not just make up a new term for it. I'll call if "fraud."

    19. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      Most corporations are small businesses and hundreds of thousands of corporations are 1 men shows that operate as contractors.

      Are you sure? When I formed a corporation, there was a requirement that there be 3 or more shareholders. Otherwise it's an LLC for a one-man show, or a limited partnership for a 2-man show. I have a personal business license in multiple countries and multiple states within the US. But I'm not incorporated anywhere. I had to take out a business license to be a contractor, though my business has the same SSN and I do, and isn't a corporation.

      so not allowing a corporation to have the rights of people means that people cannot use their money within their own full rights (for example without the right of free speech, the government could prevent a corporation that competed with a government protected monopoly from advertising

      Sorry, I thought I was replying to a rational person. There's nothing in restrictions against a corporation that restricts a person. You can take your salary and donate it to a candidate or advertise with it. You can't direct a corporation to spend its money in a manner that violates law. Just because you, as a director, can't make your corporation do certain things doesn't mean you, as a person have the same restrctions, thus laws restricting a corporation do not restrict people at all (just the pool of money they use to fund their speech).

    20. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      Here is your 'alternative Universe' with almost 30,000,000 corporations counted.

      From your link, there were 5,847,000 total corporations in 2008 who filed returns. That's a lot, about one per 50 people, but well under 30,000,000 corporations.

    21. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by jopsen · · Score: 2

      There's a big difference there.

      The grammar error? :)

    22. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 2

      Imagine that corporations would send money to politicians, hiding it by claiming "privacy". Obviously, privacy is a right intended for natural persons (some formulations of human rights include a definition of privacy). Corporations do not need a right to privacy*. And it is easily exploited for blatant corruption.

      It's worth noting that corporations and businesses in general can have and can protect "trade secrets". But many actions such as the above campaign contributions/bribes aren't considered trade secrets and hence, aren't protected by this limited right.

    23. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 1
      That observation would interesting if it were at least correct. I bet the quote is mangled solely because it's too long for a sig otherwise. The full quote is:

      The fundamental principle of science, the definition almost, is this: the sole test of the validity of any idea is experiment

      compared to mangled quote:

      "THE [fundamental principle of science]: that the sole test of validity for any idea is experiment."

      We see that while things have been moved around slightly, no change in actual meaning has occurred.

    24. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A corporation is legally a "person" but is not an "individual" is how securities law defines it.

    25. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 1

      This is useful, but legal personhood is a disproportionate response to the need.

      You claim to have "took law". Surely, you read up on the history of corporate personhood. Basically, it came about due to abuses of government power. Without such protection, governments from local on up to federal level could seize or tax corporation property in a way that they couldn't do for personally owned property. In other words, it came about as a legitimate reaction to existing threats. I think that makes it a proportionate response.

      No. A corporation exists based on the "rights" (lol@religious capitalisation) of contemporary shareholders not to be fully responsible for what they do. They get full enjoyment of profits but can, when shit and fan are in alignment, socialise their losses.

      It's worth noting here that shareholders in such situations typically lose their entire investment. That's not even remotely "socializing the losses". And the whole point behind limited liability is that shareholders are typically neither experts in the corporations' interests nor deeply involved. So it doesn't make sense to put such an investor on the hook when they typically don't supervise it closely enough to justify that level of responsibility.

      Loans are subject to the same reasoning. The bank or other lender (say a bunch of former shareholders duplicating the old corporate structure via loans) is profiting from the business without taking responsibility for the business's actions.

      This is just a way to starve the businesses of your country out of capital. All the foreign competitors will appreciate your efforts. But not so much the people who just lost their jobs.

    26. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 1

      Are you sure? When I formed a corporation, there was a requirement that there be 3 or more shareholders. Otherwise it's an LLC for a one-man show, or a limited partnership for a 2-man show.

      There is the S corporation. It can have one owner.

      Sorry, I thought I was replying to a rational person. There's nothing in restrictions against a corporation that restricts a person. You can take your salary and donate it to a candidate or advertise with it. You can't direct a corporation to spend its money in a manner that violates law. Just because you, as a director, can't make your corporation do certain things doesn't mean you, as a person have the same restrctions, thus laws restricting a corporation do not restrict people at all (just the pool of money they use to fund their speech).

      The concern over corporate rights isn't to provide an opportunity to do things that would be illegal as a person. But instead to do things that would otherwise be legal for a person to do. Such laws would restrict your personal actions as a agent of the corporation and would restrict the personal actions and interests of the people who own shares in the corporation.

    27. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

      Surely, you read up on the history of corporate personhood.

      In which country? Or are we about to argue that America invented the corporation ("public company")?

      Basically, it came about due to abuses of government power. Without such protection, governments from local on up to federal level could seize or tax corporation property in a way that they couldn't do for personally owned property.

      Sigh. Everything in America is about abuse from the gubmint, isn't it? Can you think of less severe responses to the concern that corporations were being disadvantaged?

      In other words, it came about as a legitimate reaction to existing threats. I think that makes it a proportionate response.

      I know Anglo-Saxon law hasn't historically had much of a notion of proportionate, but it is a well developed notion in EU (i.e. Roman) law. A proportionate response is one which goes no further than necessary to achieve the aims - whether something is proportionate is independent from whether the aim is legitimate.

      It's worth noting here that shareholders in such situations typically lose their entire investment. That's not even remotely "socializing the losses".

      If you own something, you should be responsible for its debts. Otherwise it's a loan, not a share.

      And the whole point behind limited liability is that shareholders are typically neither experts in the corporations' interests nor deeply involved.

      And the whole problem with modern shareholding is that the shareholders are typically neither experts in the corporations' interests nor deeply involved.

      So it doesn't make sense to put such an investor on the hook when they typically don't supervise it closely enough to justify that level of responsibility.

      "So it doesn't make sense to put such an investor on the hook when they typically don't want to be responsible enough to justify that level of responsibility."

      This is just a way to starve the businesses of your country out of capital. All the foreign competitors will appreciate your efforts.

      Yes, yes, this argument's been used to justify everything from censorship to slavery. "If you make the capitalists fully responsible for their losses then... uh... think about your jobs!" OK, I've thought about them, and I've decided that there would be greater employment if people couldn't hoard wealth with the protection of the law.

    28. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      I think the grandparents point, and I agree. Is that to be consistent in our own thinking we should really call it, "identity infringement".

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    29. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 1

      The obvious solution is to make the identification via someone who you can sue. For example, if you get contacted by someone claiming to be a corporate executive and a bank executive acting in their capacity confirms the identity, that's a lot more rock solid than a bunch of bureaucrats who won't do that or take responsibility for anything. You might not be able to get recovery of your full assets through such a lawsuit, but it's significant pain just the same.

    30. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      He is right, in order to preserve the rights of individuals we MUST preserve the rights of corporations which really are just individuals. I have no problem with the legal fiction that corporations are people, and I agree they ought to have ALL the same rights. What is missing is they should face the same risks. Obviously you can't jail a corporation but you can freeze assests and bar them from doing business under their trade name when they break the law.

      We through kids in jail for writing mail worms, when Sony pushes out a root kit the response by government should be the same. US assets frozen, no doing business under the name for X years. Yes that means everyone looses, investors, owners, employees get laid off etc. Its painful, just like jailing someone is often painful for their family members. Its also they only way you can have freedom and corporate responsibility.

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    31. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 2

      In which country? Or are we about to argue that America invented the corporation ("public company")?

      Given that the whining is only about the status of US corporations, it's pretty obvious that we're only speaking of US corporations.

      Sigh. Everything in America is about abuse from the gubmint, isn't it? Can you think of less severe responses to the concern that corporations were being disadvantaged?

      The argument is sufficient. No need to go any further.

      And the whole problem with modern shareholding is that the shareholders are typically neither experts in the corporations' interests nor deeply involved.

      So wave that magic education wand so that investors are no longer ignorant. Capital rarely starts in the hands of the people who best understand the business.

      "So it doesn't make sense to put such an investor on the hook when they typically don't want to be responsible enough to justify that level of responsibility."

      That is the point. Investors don't want to be at that level of responsibility. Corporations provide a way to give capital to a business without assuming a high level of responsibility.

      Yes, yes, this argument's been used to justify everything from censorship to slavery. "If you make the capitalists fully responsible for their losses then... uh... think about your jobs!" OK, I've thought about them, and I've decided that there would be greater employment if people couldn't hoard wealth with the protection of the law.

      This is why I love competing governments. If one government gets a bad idea (say like supporting your "thought" above), then we can always move ourselves and our assets to other countries which haven't gone so insane.

    32. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Obviously, corporations are not people are not companies are not businesses, otherwise we wouldn't make the point of distinguishing them with different names.

      That's about as obvious as humans not being people, because we distinguish them with different names. You may reach the right conclusion, but it's not for the right reason.

    33. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

      Given that the whining is only about the status of US corporations, it's pretty obvious that we're only speaking of US corporations.

      That's stupid. The US did not develop in a vacuum.

      So wave that magic education wand so that investors are no longer ignorant. Capital rarely starts in the hands of the people who best understand the business.

      It's the responsibility of the investors to educate themselves.

      That is the point. Investors don't want to be at that level of responsibility. Corporations provide a way to give capital to a business without assuming a high level of responsibility.

      I don't want shitty corporations getting investment because investors don't "want" responsibility for what they own. It helps no-one. Stop socialising your debt, moochers!

      This is why I love competing governments. If one government gets a bad idea (say like supporting your "thought" above), then we can always move ourselves and our assets to other countries which haven't gone so insane.

      I'm sure you'll be sorely missed. The West is doing just so well since bigger businessmen began to almost entirely rely on the fact that they would not be ruined by the destruction of their companies. And China is doing just awfully for regulating larger businesses against that sort of behaviour.

    34. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by udachny · · Score: 1

      In Canada all contractors that I am aware of (maybe 80 people) are incorporated. 1 man corporations. In Germany and Switzerland I know a couple of dozen people who do the same, also incorporated.

      I am sure many people can post here, confirming their own experience.

    35. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Corporations are a way to shield a person or persons from liability when they do great evil collectively. They are merely a legal way for the kid who owns the most toys to keep them no matter what he does.

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    36. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      I never understood that whole "corporations are not people" nonsense.

      Composition or aggregation, not inheritance. It is false that a corporation isa person. It is true that a corporation hasa person or multiple people.

    37. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      The Argument against would be that the people have rights, not the Corporation. Restriction rights of a Corporation does not infringe on the rights of he Individuals.

      Saying that Corporations could not donate to Political Campaigns would not infringe on individuals making donations in their own names.

      Of course, the Supreme Court disagrees with this position.

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    38. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The quote is 'mangled' to make it fit in a sig. How do you think it differs in meaning from the original quote? Because if it differs in meaning, I will definitely fix it.

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    39. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You sir, are correct. Thankyou.

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    40. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a difference between "personhood" and being a legal entity.

      Agreed. Individuals (persons) that make up a corporation (a legal entity) have Rights that should neither be increased nor implicitly* reduced as the result of their cooperation. (*Unless they explicitly sign away some of their Rights as part of their contract, which is very common - a marriage can be seen as contract where you give up your freedom to become romantically involved with other people.)

      Corporations are legal entities, in that they can perform legal actions, but they are not natural persons, for obvious reasons. In most countries (such as those in Europe), the distinction between legal persons and natural persons is made. This because natural persons have additional rights (beyond the obvious human rights).

      Here we wade into mumbo jumbo that is based on governmental legal traditions rather than objective reasoning. Politicians make up all sorts of "rights" on a whim, which are a completely different concept from my theory of objective ("natural") Rights - ideal rulesets based on empirically-verifiable economic laws. (I sometimes emphasize this destruction with quotes or capitalization of the word rights, but human language can be a very impressive instrument, especially when trying to communicate concepts that go against the tide of tradition...)

      I'm not sure what the US perspective is, but from the complaining on /., it seems that the problem is that rights intended for natural persons is attributed to legal persons (ie. corporations). That's not a good idea.

      The problem, as I've stated earlier, is "socialists trying to deny Rights (speech, liberty, property, etc) to individuals they don't like or want to rob". Groups of people fully manifest the Rights of the individuals that comprise them - not one iota more or implicitly less.

      Politics has made this concept a thousand times more complicated than it needs to be, perhaps as a deliberate tactic to fool people into tolerating the encroachment of government power... The "useful idiots" of the socialist persuasion are tricked into supporting this disempowerment of cooperative entities by thinking this only applies to "those evil rich businessmen" (evil because they don't give away their money to their enemies?). In reality, voluntary communes and non-profit NGO organizations will suffer as well.

      Imagine that corporations would send money to politicians, hiding it by claiming "privacy". Obviously, privacy is a right intended for natural persons (some formulations of human rights include a definition of privacy). Corporations do not need a right to privacy*. And it is easily exploited for blatant corruption.

      First of all, there is no such thing as a "right to privacy" (nor any other such "positive right" to restrict the freedoms of other people). Knowledge is not an act of aggression. (Some contracts may have clauses "protecting your privacy", that is stipulating penalties if the other party shares certain info, but that is a completely different concept, and it does not apply to individuals who were not a party to that contract.) If you have a secret, you are entitled to protect it based on your ownership of your mind, body, and whatever other physical property (ex. a USB storage device) is involved. If this information leaks, you're fucked - you have no "right" to have Mommy Government or anyone else mind-wipe everyone in the world who might have come in contact with it.

      Here we observe the distinction between an objective concept of Rights and "rights" made up by politicians. The government can even pass a law that 2+2==5, and it can try punish people for claiming otherwise. The more out-of-tune with reality a legislative system is, the more dysfunctional it becomes, until evolution "finds a way" to offer up a fitter

    41. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      So when the negligent actions of a corporation cause a death, which board member(s) get sent to jail, etc?

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    42. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Such laws would restrict your personal actions as a agent of the corporation and would restrict the personal actions and interests of the people who own shares in the corporation.

      A lawyer is restricted in what he can do for a client. It isn't a violation of his First Amendment Rights that the lawyer can't present hearsay in court. The corporation has its rights restricted (because it has no rights). But the people working for or owning the corporation are free to do whatever they wish. They can direct the court to take an illegal act, and in most cases in the US, the corporation may be held liable, but the person acting as the corporation at that point is shielded. Punishing a corporation for the actions of a person, but not punishing the actor can't infringe on the rights of a person. That person was free to do whatever they wanted without any problem. It was the corporation that broke the law, not the person. So no rights are infringed.

    43. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by hey! · · Score: 1

      Now back to reality.

      Corporations *are* people. They have the same rights as the individuals that formed them (and not an iota more).

      OK, hold it right there. What you're describing isn't a corporation. It's called a "general partnership". The general partnership exists in the state of nature. You don't need a system of laws to create it, you just get together with other people and pool your resources.

      A corporation is a different animal. It has features *defined by the law* that an association doesn't have, the chief of which is a legal personhood distinct from that of its owners. You, as an stockholder, are not responsible for its contractual promises. Nor are you responsible for its debts, any more than you are responsible for your cousin Vinnie's car loans, because the corporation, like Vinnie, is a *different person than you*.

      Let's say you and Vinnie own a motel as a general partnership. If you sneak into an empty room one night with your girlfriend, you're just exercising the ownership rights you have jointly with Vinnie. If you own stock in Holiday Inn and try that at one of their hotels, you're trespassing. The hotel isn't owned by *you* it's owned by Holiday Inn, a different person from you. True, you do have a kind of property relationship to the hotel, but it doesn't include any of the usage rights you'd have if you owned it in a partnership.

      So rights and obligations do not transfer from the corporation to its stockholders. Nor do they go the other way. Corporate legal personhood is compatible with the notion that rights and obligations are shared in any way with their owners. Indeed that's the single most important benefit of incorporating.

      So you can't assume that a corporation automatically has some particular right because humans have that right or the stockholders have that right. You *can* argue that corporations have inherent and inalienable political rights, but it doesn't follow automatically from their owners having those rights, or from the corporation's legal "personhood". The burden of proof is upon you to demonstrate those rights exist independently.

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    44. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

      Wish they were. People under 18 can't vote, have limited rights to free speech, can't smoke or drink, and generally must be under adult supervision. They can't have sex, either, which means they can't propagate. They also must go to school. Those over 18 are usually the problems, though. They seems to fuck everybody at some point.

    45. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Salis · · Score: 1

      That just means he's ignorant AND old.

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    46. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Canada all contractors that I am aware of (maybe 80 people) are incorporated. 1 man corporations. In Germany and Switzerland I know a couple of dozen people who do the same, also incorporated.

      It varies by jurisdiction, type of corporation, and type of business. In some countries you can have 1 shareholder and 1 director, and they can be the same person.

      In other countries you have minimums and/or maximums.

      Here's a Canadian example: no shareholder or group can own/control more than 20% of the shares of a Schedule I Bank. Some other types of banks are allowed to have a single shareholder.

      In the USA, a corporation can't have more than 500 shareholders without being listed on a stock exchange.

    47. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 1

      That's stupid. The US did not develop in a vacuum.

      Well, name that other country which has people protesting about corporate personhood. As far as I can tell, this is strictly a US affair even though the US is not unusual in how it treats corporations.

      I don't want shitty corporations getting investment because investors don't "want" responsibility for what they own. It helps no-one. Stop socialising your debt, moochers!

      It helps lots of people. It helps the people who create or grow businesses. It helps the people who are employed by these businesses. It helps everyone who depends on one of the above or who trades with them. They pay taxes which helps people dependent on those taxes.

      This is why I love competing governments. If one government gets a bad idea (say like supporting your "thought" above), then we can always move ourselves and our assets to other countries which haven't gone so insane.

      I'm sure you'll be sorely missed. The West is doing just so well since bigger businessmen began to almost entirely rely on the fact that they would not be ruined by the destruction of their companies. And China is doing just awfully for regulating larger businesses against that sort of behaviour.

      A country doesn't usually destroy itself in an afternoon. The US has been slowly declining for many decades due in large part to its suicidal attitude concerning business. Just because you don't "miss" it doesn't mean it's not happening.

    48. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

      Well, name that other country which has people protesting about corporate personhood. As far as I can tell, this is strictly a US affair even though the US is not unusual in how it treats corporations.

      You mean "as far as my knowledge reaches". Those on the left (and there are far more of them without the US than within) argue it all the time, but to confirm that it's not just hippies, ultra-conservative groups have been arguing against corporate personhood since forever. The question is sufficiently unsettled that it's a fairly standard question for law students.

      t helps lots of people. It helps the people who create or grow businesses. It helps the people who are employed by these businesses. It helps everyone who depends on one of the above or who trades with them. They pay taxes which helps people dependent on those taxes.

      So does my holding a gun to rich people's heads and forcing them to give over money for my business ventures - except that it doesn't, because investments are supposed to be wise, not based on arbitrary whim.

      The US has been slowly declining for many decades due in large part to its suicidal attitude concerning business.

      Indeed. I miss businessmen who knew their business.

    49. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 1

      ultra-conservative groups have been arguing against corporate personhood since forever. The question is sufficiently unsettled that it's a fairly standard question for law students.

      Look at your links. Concerned about the effects of limited liability is not the same as concern about corporate personhood.

      So does my holding a gun to rich people's heads and forcing them to give over money for my business ventures - except that it doesn't, because investments are supposed to be wise, not based on arbitrary whim.

      What's the point of bringing up a counterexample that you know is wrong and readily admit in the very same sentence?

    50. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

      Look at your links. Concerned about the effects of limited liability is not the same as concern about corporate personhood.

      So what else is there about corporate personhood which is of significant concern?

      What's the point of bringing up a counterexample that you know is wrong and readily admit in the very same sentence?

      Eh? From a system PoV, it's faulty for the same reason that limited liability shareholding is faulty: investors are not being rewarded for choosing a portfolio of net profitable investments. Instead they can invest stupidly knowing that they're not fully responsible for what they own.

      Armchair investors don't care because they're not the ones doing the work, and they're not the ones suffering when businessmen have to close businesses and workers lose their jobs because people who owe them money don't have to pay.

    51. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 1

      So what else is there about corporate personhood which is of significant concern?

      The creation of technical rights which empower agents of the corporation in ways that some people don't desire. This can occur even with the elimination of limited liability, hence, why it is a different issue.

      Eh? From a system PoV, it's faulty for the same reason that limited liability shareholding is faulty: investors are not being rewarded for choosing a portfolio of net profitable investments. Instead they can invest stupidly knowing that they're not fully responsible for what they own.

      Eh? The counterexample is faulty because it's not a counterexample. Limited liability by your point of view is faulty because shareholders aren't completely responsible for the actions of the company. There's no relation between the two.

      Armchair investors don't care because they're not the ones doing the work, and they're not the ones suffering when businessmen have to close businesses and workers lose their jobs because people who owe them money don't have to pay.

      And where is the capital going to come from when only the deeply involved are able to contribute capital?

    52. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and manually adding "-uso." at the bottom of the body of your post added exactly ... what ... to the discussion? Or are you just being a narcissist?

      -uso.

    53. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The concept of corporate "personhood" is a legal interface with traditional government-run courts that is too technical for most people to understand

      Fairly simple when I took law. What difficulty were you having?

      I'm not the one having difficulty, but the number of people claiming that people somehow stop being people when they form corporations suggests there is wide-spread confusion. Various propaganda shows on Commie-dy Central, for example, take this confusion to ever-greater heights, building ever-more-ridiculous strawmen - for their own political benefit.

      I'd also like to point out that it's good that you "took law", but a distinction must be made between understanding of rational legal philosophy and knowledge of legal trivia. The former is akin to knowledge of evolutionary biology, and the latter to knowledge of ecumenical councils and various historical church edicts on the origin of humanity. (Religions tend to eventually recognize the possibility of evolution, when backed into a corner, just as governmental legal monopolies tend to slowly become less irrational out of necessity.) The latter would be of little help to you in arguing in pursuit of Truth. I suggest that you keep studying, and include capitalist philosophy on your reading list.

      A contractual agreement can exist in perpetuity as original founders sell out, die, etc

      This is useful, but legal personhood is a disproportionate response to the need.

      No one is arguing for "corporate personhood" - except the incomprehensible caricatures of "evil capitalists" in the socialists' wild imaginations. It brings to mind Dr Frankenstein shouting "it's alive, it's alive" - which is why it was invented as a socialist talking point, or perhaps as an inversion of the socialist's very real delusions about personifying "society" (or the various nationalist personifications, or "mother earth", etc). What rational people are actually arguing for is individual negative Rights, period. Those rights don't disappear when individuals form groups.

      but ultimately a corporation exists based on the Rights of the contemporary shareholders / parties to contract.

      No. A corporation exists based on the "rights" [...] of contemporary shareholders not to be fully responsible for what they do.

      Obviously there can be no "right" to dodge responsibility - that is completely antithetical to the epistemological reasoning upon which the philosophy of Rights is based! Akin to the first law of thermodynamics, you cannot get more rights out of a corporation than were put into it!

      Corporate liability limitations are a problem of government, and the proponents of free market capitalism are fighting against them. Without the "divine right of governments" delusion, avoiding liability in plain sight would be as unthinkable. It takes a special "magical" entity, a coercive monopoly on force, to come in and do those things which us mere mortals cannot do!

      As scientific and technological progress make this delusion ever-more-difficult to maintain, it will begin to gradually phase out, and everyone will end up on the same playing field, with no "divine rights" or "responsibility vacuums" of any kind.

      They get full enjoyment of profits but can, when shit and fan are in alignment, socialise their losses.

      That is a very shallow lie. Corporations (that is groups of people who are party to a corporation, as per the specifics of their contracts) get partial "enjoyment" of the fruits of their labor - the rest is stolen by the government. (The government can't steal it all and expect more production next year.) Individuals get to "

    54. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The above looks disturbingly like one person taking two parts of a conversation. Am I seeing sockpuppet accounts at work? If so that would explain a few phantomfive and khallow global warming denial and nuke fanboy threads that look very similar from each poster - but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and just assume you both read the same stuff.
      Either way, the "almost" is incredibly fucking important and leaving it out twists the meaning and pretends you have Feynman on your side when you say stupid shit about all of climatology being invalid.

    55. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Um, the age of consent for that is usually around 16, not 18.

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    56. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Let's see if you understand basic grammar. In that sentence, what does "almost" modify? Does it modify in any way the clause "the fundamental principle of science?" No it does not, I thus retained the original meaning of the quote, and in your misunderstanding, you have insulted me. You should commit seppuku.

      Do you really think Feynman didn't want to test his theories about physics?

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    57. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also obviously, ID "theft" isn't really theft, because you aren't (fully) denying that person their own identity.

      Also obviously, "ID theft" isn't theft at all. Someone defrauded your bank. It just so happens that your bank let it happen using your name. The ID thief defrauded the bank. The bank, through their negligence, tarnished your name if they didn't fix it immediately without anyone but you knowing, and should probably look into their identity verification systems.

      No one stole my identity. Some corporation let some prick use my account. THEY owe ME, not the other way around. It's like they've convinced us that WE were the ones that got robbed, and we now take all the responsibility for their failures.

    58. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never understood that whole "corporations are not people" nonsense. It always seemed like completely mindless socialist parroting.

      In the "Citizens United" Supreme Court Ruling, a suit over whether the government can restrict how much cash corporations spend on mass media advertising for elections, the Court found that Freedom of Speech applies to the Speech itself, regardless if the "speaker" is a private person or a business. Money equates to "political speech", and since political Speech is protected the corporations should not be limited on how much they spend. This was picked up by the media and tagged with the sound-byte "Courts Rule that Corporations are People" because they ruled that in the context of Freedom of Speech protections, they are to be treated the same as people.

      So yes, it's mindless parroting, but you'll hear it come from all parties not just "anti-socialist" groups.

    59. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Do you really think a theoretical physicist meant that theoretical physics is not science until it is tested?
      That is what you are implying by mangling the quote.

      It's amusing that you go on about "basic grammar" after taking something out of context and mangling it in such a way, and I care as little about your grammar as you apear to care about the scientific process, which oddly enough starts some time before the final answers of an experiment come in.

    60. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by fearofcarpet · · Score: 1

      Imagine that corporations would send money to politicians, hiding it by claiming "privacy". Obviously, privacy is a right intended for natural persons (some formulations of human rights include a definition of privacy). Corporations do not need a right to privacy*. And it is easily exploited for blatant corruption.

      You have it backwards; in the US wealthy people setup shell corporations that donate to "Super PACs" in a way that allows the donors to remain anonymous. That way billionaires can corrupt politics without the negative publicity that should come with donating millions to a political campaign. When ordinary people give to political campaigns, that information is (in theory) available to the public.

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    61. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by diamondmagic · · Score: 1

      Um, exactly my point. If we want to wonder why we're having so many problems with ID Fraud, it's because the Federal government mandated that banks accept a fundamentally insecure standards for banking, and then insulated them from the damages it causes to their customers (The Check-21 act, regulations locking us into using the same credit card number for every transaction, not checking for valid check ids, and others).

    62. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the siblings also has a good answer to this, but I'll just add a few things. In the US, campaign finance laws currently limit the amount of money a person can donate to a political campaign. For presidential campaigns, I believe it's currently $2,000. However, in the Citizens United case, the conservatives on the Supreme Court ruled that corporations essentially have free speech rights and that money is a form of speech. Thus, the FEC had to establish "Super PACs" which were still required to publish donors ... but the same "Super PAC" could establish a non-profit 401c(3) corporation to take donations and funnel them to the same Super PAC. Then, they would not have to disclose any donors besides the non-profit, which is obviously a shell entity anyway.

      Stephen Colbert has ridiculed the current situation on his show by making his own Super PAC. He raised over $1 million and aired a bunch of amusing ads during the Republican primaries.

    63. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by ahabswhale · · Score: 1

      Then you're a fool. Only Republicans believe corporations are people. But they also believe there's a deity out there that gives a shit about their little lives and that the Earth is only 6000 years old. According to the dictionary, people are: Human beings in general or considered collectively. Last I checked, a corporation is not a human being.

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    64. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Do you really think a theoretical physicist meant that theoretical physics is not science until it is tested? That is what you are implying by mangling the quote.

      How does it imply that? I understand it to mean that we don't know if it's true or not until it's tested. And that is correct, we don't know if a hypothesis is correct until it is tested.

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    65. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I'll believe a corporation is a person when Texas executes one.

    66. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Doesn't your dictionary contain the words IDEA and INVALID ?
      Anyway, now you know why I think you are "dumber" than the post above that you labelled "dumb".

    67. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I care not what you think, if you are not scientific.

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    68. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Considering you have your own private definition that excludes a lot of what the one in the dictionary covers I really do not care. I'll leave you to get back to your "scientific" MSCE tasks.

    69. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most would find this a minor distinction, but "Soylent Green" (a fictional substance in a rather stupid environmentalist propaganda piece) was not "made of people" - it was made of human corpses.

      We are not the hairless primates we see in the mirror. We are an electrochemical phenomenon that exists in that monkey's brain. (Or, if we live in a virtual universe, it's a bit more complicated than that...) The consciousness is a Rational Economic Actor and has Rights (empirically-observable rules of inter-personal conduct that are essential for survival in a civilization), and can thus own property, starting with its own body (the most primal example of homesteading).

      When consciousness irrevocably ceases to continue, it ceases to own the meat in which it dwelt - which, like any other material property, then becomes the property of others (ideally by contract, or else defaulting to "the next of kin"). "Respect for the dead" is based on respect for the living owners of the corpse, the graveyard (another likely example of a corporation), etc. If you find an unowned corpse, you can do with it whatever you like.

      Most human cultures have various emotionalist taboos pertaining to this meat, but in reality it's just meat. The fresh, properly cooked meat of a young and healthy human would very likely be quite delicious, with nutritional qualities similar to pork - though at present it's the transplantable organs that constitute the greatest value. Utilizing this meat to one's optimal advantage (including cannibalizing corpses in a survival situation, ideally with proper immunological safety precautions) would be perfectly rational.

      --libman

    70. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^ Now here's a message clearly originating from a paragon of rational intellect... ::rolleyes::

      Only Republicans believe corporations are people.

      I'm pretty sure the vast majority of people, when given a chance to understand the issue, would agree that people do not cease being people when they form a corporation. This includes many people who have better things to do than vote (a group that is vastly larger than any particular party), Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians (who tend to be the least irrational political group), etc. Even intellectually honest Communists (all six of them) would agree that they don't stop being people if they join a voluntary commune (a corporation).

      This is why having people actually understand this issue is something that the political manipulators want to avoid...

      But they also believe there's a deity out there that gives a shit about their little lives and that the Earth is only 6000 years old.

      There is no link between pro-capitalist philosophy (which is the subject in question here) and religion. To the contrary, many advocates of capitalism have been outspoken atheists and some of the most significant contributors to atheist philosophy. Ayn Rand alone should be the end of this argument. Out of the top modern pro-capitalist thinkers, the most religious ones you will find are a couple of followers of Reform Judaism, which is more of a cultural tradition. Even in popular culture, many debunkers of religious hoaxes (ex. Penn & Teller's show Bullshit!) are libertarians.

      World-wide, you will find a significant correlation between economic freedom and atheism (excluding belief systems like Juche as atheist). Russia leapt from communist mysticism back to their Orthodox Church with astonishing ferocity, as if they both scratched the same itch. Billions of people in economically unfree nations of the Middle East, South Asia, Africa, Indonesia, and the backwaters of Latin America, are far more religious / superstitious than even the most fundamentalist religious groups in the USA (which are a small minority).

      In the United States, you will find that the two "major parties" represent vast agglomerations of opinions stitched together by political pragmatism. Both use religion for their political means. (Democracy is a dirty game that is forced on us, but we might as well defend ourselves - which can involve building some rather bizarre alliances of convenience.) For a significant stretch of their history, D's were the party of the religious south, while R's were the party of the intellectual elite - then political winds have shifted. (Barry Goldwater was an atheist compared to Jimmy Carter!) Those winds may yet shift again... In 2008, Obama was the candidate of choice among many religious groups - Catholics, Muslims, Jews, Black Churches, Scientologists... that's pretty much every group except the tradition of "protestant work ethic", which has been instrumental to the establishment of the modern world. Many of those religious minorities are so religious that, by some measures, they make Dems the more delusional of the two major parties! (And that's without looking at their economic policies.) So all I'm saying is that the party of Stigmata, Salah, The Chosen People, Xenu, and of course Jeremiah Wright probably shouldn't "cast the first stone"...

      According to the dictionary, people are: Human beings in general or considered collectively. Last I checked, a corporation is not a human being.

      So you look at a corporation and see it as a contractual entity consisting of... amoeba? plants? wookies?

      Get your eyes examined. Then (re)read everything I wrote in this discussion.

      --libman

    71. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by monkeykoder · · Score: 1

      "Eh? The counterexample is faulty because it's not a counterexample. Limited liability by your point of view is faulty because shareholders aren't completely responsible for the actions of the company. There's no relation between the two."

      It wasn't the other posters intent to provide a counterexample it was his intent to show fault in the logic you used. The strategy of taking another persons logic and showing the flaws in it by using it to produce absurdity is a well known strategy and is quite useful especially against people that don't understand what is happening.

    72. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 1

      It wasn't the other posters intent to provide a counterexample it was his intent to show fault in the logic you used.

      Well, I suppose that might be what was tried, but not the outcome. He was claiming limited liability which as I stated "helps lots of people" was something like holding a gun to a rich person's head, and wait, no it's not.

    73. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] wealthy people setup shell corporations that donate to "Super PACs" in a way that allows the donors to remain anonymous.

      I seriously doubt that it's at all common. Billionaires should want to donate in their real name, and brag about how much they've donated to a righteous cause. Anonymous donations are irrational, and would also constitute a free rider problem.

      To borrow a popular example... The Koch Brothers are not really all that great as individuals, but they get huge amounts of respect for their philanthropic donations (only about a tenth of which is even remotely related to politics, but among non-socialists they get respect for their politics as well). Hippies who claim they'll boycott Koch Industries usually don't have any money anyway, and they have rather short attention spans. I've been exclusively using Brawny paper-towels for years, precisely because I knew about the Koch Brothers' donations. So, even if more people hate than love them, love is much more significant than hate.

      That way billionaires can corrupt politics without the negative publicity that should come with donating millions to a political campaign.

      What do you mean "corrupt"? If I am to assume that your statement is more than a pointless truism, then you must have meant that there's more to the (alleged) corruption than the (alleged) anonymity. Do you call all opinions you disagree with "corrupt"? Or does the mere fact that people donate a lot of money in your mind constitute "corruption"?

      If, instead of spending so much time writing online rants I had founded a company and made lots of money, would it constitute "corruption" for me to pay someone to write the Slashdot comments I'd want to write for me? Of course not! Focusing on your comparative advantage is a way to maximize your accomplishments - people who are particularly good at making money should make money, and then finance the people who are particularly good at doing the things they want done.

      Money donated toward promoting a cause is therefore a form of communication. You can say something through your mouth, you can say something through your computer and an Internet forum, or you can say something by making lots of money and paying others to say it for you. This should most certainly be protected by the Right to Free Speech, and, while you are free to disagree with an opinion, a powerful expression of one's opinion does not constitute "corruption".

      People are inherently unequal in their abilities. Some people create ideas that revolutionize the world, while others spend their lives playing video games and producing nothing - c'est la vie. Hollywood celebrities can get a million times more eyeballs for whatever they have to say, and, likewise, some people can create a million times more wealth. Bimbo celebrities don't loose their Right to Free Speech just because they are massively popular, and neither should billionaires just because they can communicate through others on a massive scale.

      When ordinary people give to political campaigns, that information is (in theory) available to the public.

      All important financial transactions should ideally be transparent. Without the various government-invented "positive rights", like the "right to privacy", that would most likely be the case. Causes that get blobs of unknown funds would be viewed with suspicion, as would rich people who spend their money on something mysterious. Accountability is a virtue that leads to trust, and thus competitive evolutionary processes among both donors and donation-seeking institutions would result in survival of the most transparent.

      --libman

    74. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the US, campaign finance laws currently limit the amount of money a person can donate to a political campaign. For presidential campaigns, I believe it's currently $2,000.

      That arbitrary limit shouldn't exist. Of course a private charity could set up a donation cap if it wanted to (it probably wouldn't), but the government monopoly (if it must still exist) should be free of such biases. You wouldn't find me pushing for a cap on how much Hollywood bimbos can whore their fame for Obama either!

      However, in the Citizens United case, the conservatives on the Supreme Court ruled that corporations essentially have free speech rights and that money is a form of speech.

      Of course financial donations are free speech (see above). This should apply to everyone and has nothing to do with whether the account originating a transaction belongs to a legal handle or is governed by multiple people.

      Thus, the FEC had to establish "Super PACs" which were still required to publish donors ... but the same "Super PAC" could establish a non-profit 401c(3) corporation to take donations and funnel them to the same Super PAC. Then, they would not have to disclose any donors besides the non-profit, which is obviously a shell entity anyway.

      Government bullshit piled on top of government bullshit, and the obvious irrationality of the situation is being used to call for... yup, even more government bullshit!

      Stephen Colbert has ridiculed the current situation on his show by making his own Super PAC. He raised over $1 million and aired a bunch of amusing ads during the Republican primaries.

      What does that prove exactly?

      Commie-dy Central is much like church... People turn to it for emotional release and come out inspired and reaffirmed in their beliefs, even though nothing factual was said to convince them. Socialists are being fed a message that, by being socialists, they are paragons of science and compassion and all other human virtues, and they accept this message into their sense of identity without critical analysis of any sort...

      --libman

    75. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything in America is about abuse from the gubmint, isn't it?

      USA actually has more individual freedom (less "abuse from the gubmint") than the vast majority of countries in the world, particularly in the freest states like New Hampshire. Countries that (inconsistently) rank higher in various benchmarks of freedom are usually tiny exceptions that don't have to deal with the challenges of an ethnically diverse vast superpower.

      The reason why USA-ians are more concerned about government abuse is the same reason why a modern surgeon is more concerned about germs than a cavemen - not because the caveman has fewer germs to worry about, but because the surgeon has greater understanding of their harm!

      Can you think of less severe responses to the concern that corporations were being disadvantaged?

      You mean the individuals that form functional non-governmental groups are disadvantaged - which the government does to protect its own power. The government is huge and united by shared power, while it indeed wants all other organized groups to be small and disadvantaged, and thus incapable of gradually taking over all of its functions.

      Hijacking a Tolstoy quote: "if vile people [socialists] unite and constitute a force, then decent people [free market capitalists] are obliged to do likewise"!

      And, yes, using government privileges to protect from government harms clearly isn't the most rational response, though possibly temporarily the most convenient...

      --libman

    76. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a rather stupid thing to parrot. (And so is the joke ending with "when Planned Parenthood aborts one", but at least that constitutes a witty rebuttal.)

      It's highly probable that some of the 1,235 people executed in the history of Texas (as a U.S. state) were party to corporate agreements or have formed legal entities (ex. a sole proprietorship) at some point prior to being arrested.

      Corporations cease to exist all the time, and the government is usually involved, either directly or indirectly. Many companies fail to compete and end operations because of a harsh economic environment (taxes, regulations, backing of unions, justice system failures, etc) created by the government - but Texas definitely isn't the worst offender...

      --libman

    77. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Argument against would be that the people have rights, not the Corporation. Restriction rights of a Corporation does not infringe on the rights of he Individuals.

      Yes it does! It infringes on the individuals' Right to organize and function as a group.

      Saying that Corporations could not donate to Political Campaigns would not infringe on individuals making donations in their own names.

      At very least it adds a layer of taxation, as money is transferred from one account to another. (And other complications as well.)

      --libman

  3. side-effect? by dagard · · Score: 2

    An unexpected side-effect of "corporations are people too" ?

  4. Corporations 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A corporation is a "legal entity" (a concept not unlike like a domain name or a handle) created through voluntary consent of the people who established a binding contractual agreement. Different individuals may be subject to different contracts and perform different functions: part-owners, partners, board members, employees of various levels of responsibility and compensation, and of course (usually quite informally) the customers.

    Before investing in a company, an investor (or a consultant / broker acting on her behalf, or the institution facilitating the exchange, or an industry publication, etc) can investigate the company and see if it has sufficient policies to ensure secure operations, which would include preventing unauthorized individuals from issuing authoritative communications on behalf of the corporation. If the involved people fail to do this, it is their fault, and they are responsible for their losses.

    The involvement of government bureaucrats in this process should not be necessary. Even the supposed benefits that governments provide to corporations (a centralized registry, undue liability limitations, etc) ultimately do more harm to the marketplace than good. The government currently exists as the default arbitrator and enforcer of contracts, but there's no need for this function to be a monopoly. In a sufficiently advanced society, multiple agencies can exist to protect Rights and enforce contracts - just as long as boundaries of their jurisdiction (which need not be geographical) are clearly and openly defined in advance.

    Corporate law should be like programming - you have to think about security and implement appropriate restrictions yourself.

    (Signed: AlexLibman's sockpuppet.)

    1. Re:Corporations 101 by bmo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >The involvement of government bureaucrats in this process should not be necessary.

      >should

      You use that word, but we don't live in that fantasy land.

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      BMO

    2. Re:Corporations 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use the word "should" to indicate correctness. There is a difference between stating a rational ideal and "living in a fantasy land", even if that ideal is not yet attained in this imperfect world. For example, was MLK wrong to say that individuals should "not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character", when that ideal was being violated so often? Truth exists independently of whether it is recognized by the majority, or by anyone at all. We can study human beings and their economic actions, and, through a process of reasoning, derive an ideal ruleset for a basis of a philosophy of law. All human beings (and whatever other types of Rational Economic Actors we may someday come to interact with) are equal in their (negative) Rights - no matter the color of their skin, and no matter if they own shares in a corporation!

      If you believe that "the involvement of government bureaucrats in [the process of securing authoritative communications by corporate officers] should be necessary", then you are free to not do business with corporations that don't follow your standards, but you should not have the freedom to force your regulations on others against their will. Perhaps you (or your mutual fund manager) would refuse to invest in a corporation unless anyone with access to their letterhead has an identity verification inspector up their butts 24/7/365.25 - that's up to you. Having the Almighty Government come up with such far-reaching controls, on the other hand, would be nothing short of tyranny!

      (Signed: AlexLibman's sockpuppet.)

    3. Re:Corporations 101 by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

      I don't often come across someone on Slashdot who I think is mad, but I think you are.

      Incidentally, assume I am very rich. The first thing I would do when private defence forces come in is take all your land and make you work as a slave on my plantation, because you annoy me and are - as you admit yourself - sufficiently unpopular that few will come to your defence. Go go free market definition of personhood!

    4. Re:Corporations 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't often come across someone on Slashdot who I think is mad, but I think you are.

      Rational people outline all points of a disagreement and debate constructively. (Or avoid the discussion altogether.) Irrational people call their opponents "mad" (a trained psychologist would not make such a long-distance diagnosis) and retreat in smug contentment.

      You will find that my alleged "madness", in its entirely, constitutes of my desire to live very far from you and be free of your aggression. Why not just leave me alone in my "madness"? You can have your way, and I can have mine. I recognize your freedom to subscribe to whatever form of governance you choose, even one that makes North Korea seem like a bazaar in comparison. Why can't you recognize my right to opt out?

      I have a solid scientific basis to believe that jurisdictions with your kind of rulesets, being less economically free, will be at a competitive disadvantage compared to jurisdictions with my kind of rulesets. Government monopolies have little intensive to be efficient, and every intensive to be dishonest and brutal. Power corrupts... But you of course are free to disagree, and to conduct whatever voluntary social experiments you choose.

      Incidentally, assume I am very rich. The first thing I would do when private defence forces come in is take all your land and make you work as a slave on my plantation, because you annoy me and are - as you admit yourself - sufficiently unpopular that few will come to your defence.

      This is debunked elsewhere. You are not richer than the billions of people who wouldn't want to be your slaves. And you would need to be orders of magnitude richer than your victims to enslave them -- become their "government" -- while avoiding overwhelming odds that you will die trying. See, today's govs maintain their power through ideology, not force of arms alone, and you will be very unlikely to come up with a convincing ideology to justify your power in a world that has evolved beyond the ideologies of the modern "benevolent" nation-states.

      Ultimately, in a sufficient rational society, tyranny simply doesn't pay, and an equilibrium of non-aggression naturally emerges. Of course we don't yet live in a "sufficient rational society", which is why we still have some degree of government - which needs to be phased out slowly, with all of its power vacuum filled with the power of individual rights and polycentric means of defending them.

      Go go free market definition of personhood!

      You are not following the conversation...

      "Corporate personhood" is government's nomenclature and has nothing to do with the free market. A rational theory of rights leads to recognition of rights in individuals, which are then free to form whatever agreements they choose. (And we were just talking about the government's monopoly on contract enforcement, which is a completely different subject entirely.)

    5. Re:Corporations 101 by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      Corporations would not exist without governments; a corporation is not just an agreement between shareholders, it's a bundle of rights that are enforced against the world, by the State. The shareholders enter into the corporate ownership agreement because they know that they'll be protected from personal liability by the actions of the corporation, among other reasons. The only way they can do this is if the State says they can and is willing to back up that statement with the support of the courts and the police if necessary. No government, no corporations. This would NOT work in a society with multiple agencies, because you would just escalate disputes up a level, from the level of various people with disputes (corporate or otherwise) to various people and their respective enforcement systems, with no grand arbitrator. We can see this at work now in International law. A natural human may be sheltered from the consequences of their corporate actions in the US, but can't rely on that protection if they travel to China or Iran or any other nation that doesn't recognize the corporate structure erected by the US government and the Chancery Court in Delaware.

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    6. Re:Corporations 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh look a dickhead who can't get over his narcissism so he has to keep repeatedly posting his username at the bottom of the body of every one of his posts. Look around at other posts and notice that most everyone else on Slashdot understands the purpose of the username at the top of every post, and that there is no need to repeat it at the bottom of every post. Fucking narcissistic moron.

      --
      BMO

    7. Re:Corporations 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry that you are not intelligent enough to understand the mechanics of /.'s FUBAR karma system, or the tree-structured comment hierarchy.

      I cannot have my "username at the top of every post" in the by line. All it takes is a few pissed off socialist mods, and I'm limited to 2 posts per day...

      And there can obviously be more than one "Anonymous Coward" on any particular thread.

      Identifying oneself is not "narcissism". My personal code of conduct requires that any "sock-puppetry" I come to commit (only as the result of silly technical restrictions) be clearly identified and easy to find. (Needless to say, there can be false positives.)

      --libman

    8. Re:Corporations 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is much like saying: "Oranges would not exist without governments. Orange production is regulated by the FDA." It's true that the government currently performs inspections of orange growers, etc, but that is not inherent to what constitutes an orange - it is a domesticated (sub)tropical fruit that grows on a tree. It is conceivable that oranges would be grown with other systems of quality assurance - whatever the consumers would be willing to accept. Maybe oranges would be a little different without government oversight, but oranges can exist without the government - and so can corporations.

      Reasonable people may disagree on the immediacy, stability, and overall merits of a pure ("anarcho-") capitalist system, but it is essential to differentiate things that by their nature cannot exist without government (ex. a default obligation to pay taxes, a military draft, enforced legal tender, etc) and things that could at least theoretically exist without it. Contracts can be insured and enforced by a nongovernmental authority. Liability limitations would not exist except for any individuals who agreed to it explicitly (clarified in a quote below). But the concept of a corporation as a legal entity would remain.

      A corporation is a union of human beings in a voluntary, cooperative endeavor. It exemplifies the principle of free association, which is an expression of the right to freedom. Any attributes which corporations have are attributes (or rights) which the individuals have - including the right to combine in a certain way, offer products under certain terms, and deal with others according to certain rules, for instance, limited liability.

      An individual can say to a storekeeper, "I would like to have credit, but I put you on notice that if I can't pay, you can't attach my home - take it or leave it". The storekeeper is free to accept those terms, or not. A corporation is a cooperative productive endeavor which gives a similar warning explicitly. It has no mystical attributes, no attributes that don't go back to the rights of individuals, including their right of free association.

      -- Leonard Peikoff, The Philosophy of Objectivism lecture series, Lecture 9

      --libman

  5. I dissolved my company without ID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I did was submit a form with various corporate info like who's the owner(s), how much you made ($0) and what you want to do. I signed it and they dissolved it a few months later. They didn't even contact me but when I contacted them they said it was filed and taken care of. Funny how much money we pay into this but yet are offered no security over the filings.

  6. Cyber by Psychotria · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry on three counts. A) I read the article; B) I read the author's profile; and C) I lost it and disregarded everything I read when the author described himself a cyber-this and cyber-that and having provided commentary on cyber-whatever.

  7. Don't worry, I got this by BuypolarBear · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm the CEO of Lifelock and we're putting together a special package for corporations to prevent this kind of thing from happening. Additionally, if you'd like to invest in our company(whose stock will obviously be rising soon because of this great new service) I'd be more than willing to sell you a few shares right now.

  8. This problem will be quickly solved by Required+Snark · · Score: 1
    The Federal and State governments will deal with this immediately. New laws will be passed and significant resources will be allocated in law enforcement to keep corporate identity theft from occurring. Those caught will be given significant jail time and fines.

    If you as an individual have your identity stolen you will still be shit of of luck. No authority will be looking for individuals using your identity. You will have to spend huge amounts of time and effort proving to federal, state and business entities thaqt you are a victim. And once the bad information gets in to large information systems it will never get out. There are not mechanism for fixing these problems and allowing someone to clear their name.

    So it's not about corporate person hood. Corporations are important, you are meaningless. You are a disposable commodity, and you are easily replaced.

    Until corporations are held fiscally responsible for damaging incorrect information nothing will change. Since corporate interests can buy any legislation they want, nothing will change. They can legally bribe their way out of responsibility. Don't expect change any time soon.

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    Why is Snark Required?
  9. Identity Theft - Not really a crime by Frankie70 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Identity theft is not really a crime. It's like Music or Movie Piracy. You are just creating a copy of another person's identity. You are not depriving him of his identity. Once the copy of the identity has been made, both of them can use the identity.

    1. Re:Identity Theft - Not really a crime by trout007 · · Score: 1

      Just in case anyone is interested there is an important difference between copying and trying to present that copy as an original work from a person or company. If you didn't have laws granting monopolies of IP like copyright and patents you would be able to copy works and sell them. But you wouldn't be allowed to commit fraud. What's the difference? You would be able to sell a copy of a design, movie, or song but you couldn't represent it as produced by the original creator. Take fashion. You could create an identical copy of a designer dress but you wouldn't be allowed to put a label on it that tries to pass it off as being made by the original designer. The reason is that would be fraud against the buyer. You are lying about who made the product.

      The same with identify theft. You could copy my credit history. Open the same types of accounts, follow my spending and repayment patterns. You will have my exact credit history and score. No problem. But when you lie and pass off my identity as yours you are committing fraud.

      --
      I love Jesus, except for his foreign policy.
    2. Re:Identity Theft - Not really a crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By this same deeply flawed logic, counterfeiting is not a crime either. Obviously you're mistaken. Or were you joking?

  10. Really about boiler room scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The companies were not well protected because they are essentially worthless. Hence the the fact that selling their worthless shares through a boiler room scam was a scam. The real problem part here was the boiler room selling worthless shares not the fact you can pretend to be a worthless defunct company.

  11. Errr.... no. by sirwired · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hope you were joking.

    Two people cannot use the same identity at the same time. Attempts to, say obtain two valid Driver's Licenses, Passports, and voter registrations simultaneously doesn't work too well. Not to mention the fun around tax time.

    1. Re:Errr.... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the fun around tax time.

      Why, I sure wouldn't mind someone else paying my taxes!

    2. Re:Errr.... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who steal identities generally don't pay the taxes on them. Or, at least not the full increased taxes that come about because of the progressive tax system we have here (make double the money this year compared to last, pay a lot more than double the taxes). Really not fun, especially since the IRS can do things to your personal property no other branch of government is allowed to do.

    3. Re:Errr.... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you were joking.

      Two people cannot use the same identity at the same time. Attempts to, say obtain two valid Driver's Licenses, Passports, and voter registrations simultaneously doesn't work too well. Not to mention the fun around tax time.

      That might be the case if you are trying for it, but this AC does have two driver's licenses!

      Same state, address, name, everything, but two different licenses. Wasn't trying for it, it just kinda happened. Since, it can't happen, it can't be fixed!

  12. Address Change Notice by puddingebola · · Score: 1

    The offices of Exxon Corporation has changed. Please remit all payments to: Exxon Corportation PO Box 3764 Walla Walla, WA 99362

    1. Re:Address Change Notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know much about the postal system, but if you are able to go through it all it is usually best to intercept nodes that the data pass through rather than one of the leaf-nodes. Therefore, you would gain more information by "moving" one (or several) of the DHL/USPS/UPS/FedEx terminals.

      However, I'm pretty sure that the truck drivers would notice if they were asked to dump thousands of packages in someone's back yard, without a suitable corporate logo in sight.

  13. How stupid are investors? by argStyopa · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "...the scammers took control of the companies and then obtained legitimate CUSIP numbers and stock trading symbols that were then used to push the worthless stock on unsuspecting investors...."

    Hi, I have a stock to sell you. It's for a company that may appear to have been founded in 1975, but there is no history, no financial statements, no background, no product, and nothing really to back up what I'm telling you the stock is worth. How many shares would you like? But it has a legitimate stock trading symbol!

    Seriously, this is only a tiny step away from selling the Brooklyn Bridge or land in Florida. If someone is so stupid that they would invest their cash in such a company with no research, I'd say they deserve to lose that money. If a hedge fund or something is stupid enough to invest in such a fund, that manager should lose his job at least, and the reputation of the fund should suffer by public announcement of their stupidity.

    Really people, what part of 'caveat emptor' is too complicated to understand?

    --
    -Styopa
  14. Phone call.. by wbr1 · · Score: 1

    "Hi, state bureaucratic offices? This is Steve Ballmer. After the window Windows 8 debacle, I would like to disband and unfile this little corporation I own."
    "Yes, I have controlling rights, just delist it. The company and its products are worthless anyway."

    --
    Silence is a state of mime.
  15. Too Easy by cherry-blossom · · Score: 2

    I registered an LLC a few weeks ago. After a few days I wanted to change the name of the LLC. All I had to do was agree that I had the legal right to change the business documents by hitting the okay button. No password. No identity check. Just had to hit the okay button.

    This theft doesn't surprise me. Its way too easy to do.

  16. They need not have bothered by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    The sad thing is that they need not have bothered with the ID theft. They could have touted the stock and profited anyway without getting control over the company, quite legally.

    --
    Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
  17. Stolen ASN, netblocks, and more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know some people who changed a companies contact info in order to get their (low numbered) ASN, and net-blocks.. Not even sure who to report something like that to.

  18. Flushing shelf corporations by Animats · · Score: 2

    This problem is related to "shelf corporations", ones with no activity that are still considered active. It's an abandoned account problem. What's probably necessary is to "lock" corporations that don't show any activity (annual report, tax return) in 18 months. Some countries and states mark corporations as "inactive" when they are, and may need to tighten up on how "inactive" status is ended.

    Some US states, notably Nevada, don't require reports of a change in control. Those are especially vulnerable. Often, the "corporate officers" listed for a Nevada company are all an employee of some "Incorporate in Nevada" service that originally filed the paperwork. So there's no way the state of Nevada can validate that change requests come from a legitimate party.

  19. Old Story is Old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The indictment was filed over 3 years ago and Tampa Bay Times ran the story then. The topic is interesting, but this is an incredibly old story.

  20. Speech by corporations by Compaqt · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't quite know if the Supreme Court disagrees with that. They said in Citizens United that corps could exercise political speech, not that they could donate an unlimited amount to campaigns.

    So, there's still a limit to sending a check to a campaign, but you can use whatever media you choose to get your message out (whatever that may be).

    If you think about it, it's hard to see how it could be otherwise. Because if you want to restrict the ability of Citizens United to sell videotapes about Clinton, then how can you allow The New York Times Company to editorialize about Clinton (or Obama)? Or Village Voice Media?

    If it's OK for Village Voice Media (a corp) to print and distribute tabloids in which they state their opinions, how can you restrict Citizens United (also a corp) from doing the same?

    Next, if it's OK for Village Voice Media, it's surely OK for NBC (and its opinion subsidiary MSNBC). And so it's not just "media" corporations that can exercise speech, because NBC was owned by GE (now by Comcast).

    So, basically, if you outlaw speech by corporations, you've just outlawed speech by anyone who doesn't own a printing press in his own name (as opposed to in concert with others).

    --
    I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on the Internet. Blog
    1. Re:Speech by corporations by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      You certainly make good points. stopping the ability of Corporations to project speech while allowing groups like Fox News and MSNBC to openly project a point of view would be (in your words) "outlaw[ing] speech by anyone who doesn't own a printing press".

      Which is why I think that the DISCLOSE Act is a good idea. Allowing Corporations access to their protected speech. But not allowing them to hide that Protect Speech behind a SuperPAC. If a Corporation wants to exert its right to speech, let the Corporation take credit for what it promotes.

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  21. Idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take your meds, you fruitcake.

    1. Re:Idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, I'm taking my vitamin, omega-3, and acidophilus supplements right on schedule. I have a long history of being publicly open about my medical history, and I have no need of psychiatric meds. (I don't have much use for fruit or cake either - that's what I call junk carbs. I'd rather eat more kale.)

      Now, if you want to call me an "idiot", why can't you do so with a rational fact-based argument? If you want to pretend you have testicles, why don't you insult me like a man - with a return address? You wouldn't be the first anonymous coward kiddie I've confronted, unmasked, and make accountable for his words, and you wouldn't be the last...

      --libman

    2. Re:Idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you even know what you are replying to?

      Seriously.

    3. Re:Idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah...

      Your stupid fight got inside my killzone. I should be more careful where I point my IdiotSmasher BFG18000g, and not be so narcissistic as to assume that any stupid accusations of narcissism (or mental instability) must necessarily be directed at me... :-P

      --libman

  22. Hate speech? For hating corp fraud???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He called it fraud, he also expressed his hatred for portraying corporations as people, which given the article equates the two is also fair. See this sentence:

    " Long focused on individual ID theft, state governments are finally beginning to realize"

    Do you disagree that corporations are NOT people? And thus equating identity fraud of individuals with this fraud is UNreasonable?

    Because corporations aren't people and shouldn't have the same rights that people have. It's not hate speech to spell that truth out.

  23. According to the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the article:
    "Wrosch of Oregon said the same is true in his state, acknowledging that the state's business registry can be manipulated or out of date, and shouldn't be the final word on the ownership of a company. "

    So how does one prove that you own the business? Tax records? Easily manipulated as well. Bills? I can easily forge all of that. What is the final word that says I own business X? Seems that government bureaucrats are to blame here for making this a huge issue. None of this would be possible if I didn't have to show proof of ownership to anyone via a piece of paper when it's so easy to forge such proof. Lets go back to the good 'ol days where everyone knew who had the damn money and who was the damn owner.

    1. Re:According to the article: by tatman · · Score: 1

      Tax records should be verifiable through the IRS....right?

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      I've always said English was my second language. Had Romeo and Juliet been written in C, I might have understood it.
  24. Two lawyers in Houston by WOOFYGOOFY · · Score: 1

    who no longer have clients and are now looking for other lines of work