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It's Easy To Steal Identities (Of Corporations)

jfruh writes "Two lawyers in Houston were able to exploit business filing systems to seize control of dormant publicly traded corporations — and then profit by pushing their worthless stock. In many states, anyone can change important information about a publicly registered company — including the corporate officers or company contact information — without any confirmation that they have anything to do with the company in the first place. Massachusetts requires a password to do this through the state registry's website, but they'll give you the password if you call and ask for it. Long focused on individual ID theft, state governments are finally beginning to realize that corporate ID theft is a huge problem as well."

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  1. Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 1

    Corporate Fraud? Deceptive conduct? Could the lawyers get disbarred?

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    1. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by whoever57 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Corporations are people too!

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    2. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by guttentag · · Score: 2, Informative

      Corporate Fraud? Deceptive conduct? Could the lawyers get disbarred?

      Fraudulently taking control of a dormant corporation and defrauding investors is not corporate fraud. It's business ethics (which is different from business intelligence). Get your oxymorons straight... "corporate fraud" isn't even an oxymoron!

    3. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Corporate Fraud? Deceptive conduct? Could the lawyers get disbarred?

      I would hope so.

      Either way, now that the Federal indictment has gotten through -- getting disbarred is the least of their worries right now.

    4. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 1

      Cheers for clearing that up. Still wondering if the lawyers involved can be disbarred though.

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    5. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by VortexCortex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Could the lawyers get disbarred?

      Well, if a hacker can go to jail for hacking some online system then disclosing how they did it (to improve security, without even charging service fees), then Lawyers should face the same punishment too.

    6. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just like Soylent Green?

    7. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      Could the lawyers get disbarred?

      Well, if a hacker can go to jail for hacking some online system then disclosing how they did it (to improve security, without even charging service fees), then Lawyers should face the same punishment too.

      Actually, lawyer face more punishment. Not only can they go to jail and get disbarred, but after they get out of jail, it will be much harder for them to get a job again--actually, it will be illegal for them to work as lawyers unless the bar re-admits them.

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    8. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That would be a SOX violation. But as long as you donate to the DNC you will not be charged with such, just ask John Corzine who fraudently stole $1.2 Billion in 401ks and Holder's department said there was no wrong doing.

      I say go ahead and do it and just put 25% of what you make to the DNC and you will be free and clear. Why bother complaining about corruption when its so blatent and obvious anymore.

    9. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by spire3661 · · Score: 2

      Thats not MORE punishment, thats the same punishment we all face, loss of prospects.

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    10. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      Thats not MORE punishment, thats the same punishment we all face, loss of prospects.

      If all prospects are equal, sure. But (1) nobody can hire the disbarred attorney as an attorney, even if they want to, and (2) it is a crime for him to work as an attorney. Felons who work in other fields can be hired, it's just hard for them to find a job, and they are rarely legally prohibited from working in a profession they've dedicated their lives to.

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    11. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      Cheers for clearing that up. Still wondering if the lawyers involved can be disbarred though.

      That would require *someone* in the legal system to have a shred of integrity. In short, no.

    12. Re:Wouldn't that just be corporate fraud? by highphilosopher · · Score: 1

      Heh, you said ANAL.

  2. Boo frickin' Hoo by sconeu · · Score: 1, Insightful

    As Munchkin said, this is just fraud. Corporations are NOT people, they can't have their ID stolen.

    And given the way that the corps have been raping the public lately, I find it hard to be sympathetic.

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    1. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by diamondmagic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Obviously, corporations are not people are not companies are not businesses, otherwise we wouldn't make the point of distinguishing them with different names.

      Also obviously, ID "theft" isn't really theft, because you aren't (fully) denying that person their own identity.

      TFA (if you bothered to read it) is about "identity thieves" who masquerade as executives of the corporation, when they are in fact not. The point here, is that corporations are agreements (contracts) among people, and "corporate ID theft" causes illegitimate harm to very real individuals.

      Overall, the point of TFA is better authentication is needed for government and other organizations who do business with the corporation (i.e., properly authenticating the members of the corporation as people with the lawful ability to make such decisions).

    2. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by ohnocitizen · · Score: 1

      It is fraud, and the idea of it being ID is probably just a misleading title conjured up to snag page views.

      That said: Corporations are not the victim here. The investors who end up buying worthless stock are.

    3. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is the dumbest comment I've ever read. Do you even think before spewing your hate? If your user id weren't so low I'd think you just came here from youtube.

      This has nothing to do with whether corporations are people, even an IP packet has an ID. And packets can have their ID stolen. What sequence of logic did you go through to convince yourself that corporations can't have their ID stolen merely because they are not people?

      Secondly, you have to understand that real people got ripped off here, in bad stock deals, etc. You're not supposed to feel sorry for the corporation, you're supposed to feel sorry for the people who got ripped off.

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    4. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by dosius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll accept that a corporation is people.

      I will not accept that a corporation is a person (of its own).

      There's a big difference there.

      -uso.

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    5. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by srussia · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll accept that a corporation is people.

      Even if it's the Soylent Corporation?

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    6. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The mistake you made here is when you register the domain, you do remain a person, but the domain name does not magically become one.Similarly, the Smith Family is not a person, though it may be a set whose members are people.

      I am eating a banana. It belongs to me. It does not magically become a person because I am a person and I own it. This is good, because cannibalism is explicitly illegal here.

    7. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Also obviously, ID "theft" isn't really theft, because you aren't (fully) denying that person their own identity.

      ID theft is called ID theft because back when it was fraud it was the Bank's problem. Whereas now that it's "ID theft" it's the Customer's problem.

      See the difference? OK so I'm being a bit too cynical...

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    8. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Not as dumb as a guy with a quote from a theoretical physicist that is mangled in a such a way as to pretend the guy thought theoretical physics is worthless!

    9. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Ok, now we *know* you're from that alternate universe where Spock has a beard. Thanks for confirming!

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    10. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is a difference between "personhood" and being a legal entity. Corporations are legal entities, in that they can perform legal actions, but they are not natural persons, for obvious reasons. In most countries (such as those in Europe), the distinction between legal persons and natural persons is made. This because natural persons have additional rights (beyond the obvious human rights).
      Simple example: consumer law applies to natural persons trading with a legal person, but not to trade between different legal persons (ie. business to business transactions). If you have your own one-man company, buying for yourself or for the company still matters.

      I'm not sure what the US perspective is, but from the complaining on /., it seems that the problem is that rights intended for natural persons is attributed to legal persons (ie. corporations). That's not a good idea. Here's an example why:
      Imagine that corporations would send money to politicians, hiding it by claiming "privacy". Obviously, privacy is a right intended for natural persons (some formulations of human rights include a definition of privacy). Corporations do not need a right to privacy*. And it is easily exploited for blatant corruption.
      Okay, that is a huge hyperbole, but I think it clarifies the point.

      * obviously, they do have the right to kick you off their property. Property is attributed to legal persons.

    11. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 2

      is a legal interface with traditional government-run courts that is too technical for most people to understand.

      Fairly simple when I took law. What difficulty were you having?

      A contractual agreement can exist in perpetuity as original founders sell out, die, etc

      This is useful, but legal personhood is a disproportionate response to the need.

      but ultimately a corporation exists based on the Rights of the contemporary shareholders / parties to contract.

      No. A corporation exists based on the "rights" (lol@religious capitalisation) of contemporary shareholders not to be fully responsible for what they do. They get full enjoyment of profits but can, when shit and fan are in alignment, socialise their losses.

      The root of the "corporations are not people" hysteria is socialists trying to deny Rights (speech, liberty, property, etc) to individuals they don't like or want to rob.

      On the contrary, a capitalist would want to return rights to debtors, responsibility to tortfeasors, &c.

    12. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Corporations are NOT people, they can't have their ID stolen.

      What about LLPs (Limited Liability Partnerships)? Are they people? We use a DBA (doing business as ___) so that the three of us can more easily collect earnings via selling a product of our collaboration. (The alternative: Buy our software! Just send three separate payments to three different folks! -- Uh, no.) LLPs help limit the liability from each other, not from the business entity itself (it's purpose is to keep me from being liable for things my colleagues do). A LLP is a legal fiction just like a corporation is; Someday we may incorporate our business; we will still be made of people.

      Our ID (identification) was stolen once. It was used to charge a room at an expensive hotel room in a city we've not been too. Once my own ID was stolen (yes the card itself), and a similar occurrence transpired. I put it to you that a corporation could have the same sort of identification stolen. If your car has been used without your consent what has been done? It's been stolen, yes? If an identification is used without consent what has been done? Ah, might it have been stolen? I think so (per current up to date jargon). Indeed, a corporate or LLP or even a Single Proprietorship or Individual's identity can be "stolen" -- Or, used without permission for fraud (which is a long way to say something just to sate your irrational pedantic tendencies).

      I promise you we've never "raped the public", nor do we have any plans to do so. In fact, I plan to forfeit my source code copyrights and donate to the public domain the works funded by the generous public. Why, you could even see this as "working for the public" directly (as many service industries do) instead of "working for the man". Would you find it difficult to identify with another person who has been wronged? If not, then why would you then find it difficult to identify with a LLP that has been wronged in a way you yourself could be wronged? A Corporation? Is it that much different?

      It's hard to get sympathy from a psychopath, so I get where you're coming from. I just find it odd you find it hard to be sympathetic -- That's the tell tale sign of a psychopath... A trait you would then share with the very Corporations you despise.

    13. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Thats all just confusing. Why not just make up a new term for it. I'll call if "fraud."

    14. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      Most corporations are small businesses and hundreds of thousands of corporations are 1 men shows that operate as contractors.

      Are you sure? When I formed a corporation, there was a requirement that there be 3 or more shareholders. Otherwise it's an LLC for a one-man show, or a limited partnership for a 2-man show. I have a personal business license in multiple countries and multiple states within the US. But I'm not incorporated anywhere. I had to take out a business license to be a contractor, though my business has the same SSN and I do, and isn't a corporation.

      so not allowing a corporation to have the rights of people means that people cannot use their money within their own full rights (for example without the right of free speech, the government could prevent a corporation that competed with a government protected monopoly from advertising

      Sorry, I thought I was replying to a rational person. There's nothing in restrictions against a corporation that restricts a person. You can take your salary and donate it to a candidate or advertise with it. You can't direct a corporation to spend its money in a manner that violates law. Just because you, as a director, can't make your corporation do certain things doesn't mean you, as a person have the same restrctions, thus laws restricting a corporation do not restrict people at all (just the pool of money they use to fund their speech).

    15. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      Here is your 'alternative Universe' with almost 30,000,000 corporations counted.

      From your link, there were 5,847,000 total corporations in 2008 who filed returns. That's a lot, about one per 50 people, but well under 30,000,000 corporations.

    16. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by jopsen · · Score: 2

      There's a big difference there.

      The grammar error? :)

    17. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 2

      Imagine that corporations would send money to politicians, hiding it by claiming "privacy". Obviously, privacy is a right intended for natural persons (some formulations of human rights include a definition of privacy). Corporations do not need a right to privacy*. And it is easily exploited for blatant corruption.

      It's worth noting that corporations and businesses in general can have and can protect "trade secrets". But many actions such as the above campaign contributions/bribes aren't considered trade secrets and hence, aren't protected by this limited right.

    18. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 1
      That observation would interesting if it were at least correct. I bet the quote is mangled solely because it's too long for a sig otherwise. The full quote is:

      The fundamental principle of science, the definition almost, is this: the sole test of the validity of any idea is experiment

      compared to mangled quote:

      "THE [fundamental principle of science]: that the sole test of validity for any idea is experiment."

      We see that while things have been moved around slightly, no change in actual meaning has occurred.

    19. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 1

      This is useful, but legal personhood is a disproportionate response to the need.

      You claim to have "took law". Surely, you read up on the history of corporate personhood. Basically, it came about due to abuses of government power. Without such protection, governments from local on up to federal level could seize or tax corporation property in a way that they couldn't do for personally owned property. In other words, it came about as a legitimate reaction to existing threats. I think that makes it a proportionate response.

      No. A corporation exists based on the "rights" (lol@religious capitalisation) of contemporary shareholders not to be fully responsible for what they do. They get full enjoyment of profits but can, when shit and fan are in alignment, socialise their losses.

      It's worth noting here that shareholders in such situations typically lose their entire investment. That's not even remotely "socializing the losses". And the whole point behind limited liability is that shareholders are typically neither experts in the corporations' interests nor deeply involved. So it doesn't make sense to put such an investor on the hook when they typically don't supervise it closely enough to justify that level of responsibility.

      Loans are subject to the same reasoning. The bank or other lender (say a bunch of former shareholders duplicating the old corporate structure via loans) is profiting from the business without taking responsibility for the business's actions.

      This is just a way to starve the businesses of your country out of capital. All the foreign competitors will appreciate your efforts. But not so much the people who just lost their jobs.

    20. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 1

      Are you sure? When I formed a corporation, there was a requirement that there be 3 or more shareholders. Otherwise it's an LLC for a one-man show, or a limited partnership for a 2-man show.

      There is the S corporation. It can have one owner.

      Sorry, I thought I was replying to a rational person. There's nothing in restrictions against a corporation that restricts a person. You can take your salary and donate it to a candidate or advertise with it. You can't direct a corporation to spend its money in a manner that violates law. Just because you, as a director, can't make your corporation do certain things doesn't mean you, as a person have the same restrctions, thus laws restricting a corporation do not restrict people at all (just the pool of money they use to fund their speech).

      The concern over corporate rights isn't to provide an opportunity to do things that would be illegal as a person. But instead to do things that would otherwise be legal for a person to do. Such laws would restrict your personal actions as a agent of the corporation and would restrict the personal actions and interests of the people who own shares in the corporation.

    21. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

      Surely, you read up on the history of corporate personhood.

      In which country? Or are we about to argue that America invented the corporation ("public company")?

      Basically, it came about due to abuses of government power. Without such protection, governments from local on up to federal level could seize or tax corporation property in a way that they couldn't do for personally owned property.

      Sigh. Everything in America is about abuse from the gubmint, isn't it? Can you think of less severe responses to the concern that corporations were being disadvantaged?

      In other words, it came about as a legitimate reaction to existing threats. I think that makes it a proportionate response.

      I know Anglo-Saxon law hasn't historically had much of a notion of proportionate, but it is a well developed notion in EU (i.e. Roman) law. A proportionate response is one which goes no further than necessary to achieve the aims - whether something is proportionate is independent from whether the aim is legitimate.

      It's worth noting here that shareholders in such situations typically lose their entire investment. That's not even remotely "socializing the losses".

      If you own something, you should be responsible for its debts. Otherwise it's a loan, not a share.

      And the whole point behind limited liability is that shareholders are typically neither experts in the corporations' interests nor deeply involved.

      And the whole problem with modern shareholding is that the shareholders are typically neither experts in the corporations' interests nor deeply involved.

      So it doesn't make sense to put such an investor on the hook when they typically don't supervise it closely enough to justify that level of responsibility.

      "So it doesn't make sense to put such an investor on the hook when they typically don't want to be responsible enough to justify that level of responsibility."

      This is just a way to starve the businesses of your country out of capital. All the foreign competitors will appreciate your efforts.

      Yes, yes, this argument's been used to justify everything from censorship to slavery. "If you make the capitalists fully responsible for their losses then... uh... think about your jobs!" OK, I've thought about them, and I've decided that there would be greater employment if people couldn't hoard wealth with the protection of the law.

    22. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      I think the grandparents point, and I agree. Is that to be consistent in our own thinking we should really call it, "identity infringement".

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    23. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 1

      The obvious solution is to make the identification via someone who you can sue. For example, if you get contacted by someone claiming to be a corporate executive and a bank executive acting in their capacity confirms the identity, that's a lot more rock solid than a bunch of bureaucrats who won't do that or take responsibility for anything. You might not be able to get recovery of your full assets through such a lawsuit, but it's significant pain just the same.

    24. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      He is right, in order to preserve the rights of individuals we MUST preserve the rights of corporations which really are just individuals. I have no problem with the legal fiction that corporations are people, and I agree they ought to have ALL the same rights. What is missing is they should face the same risks. Obviously you can't jail a corporation but you can freeze assests and bar them from doing business under their trade name when they break the law.

      We through kids in jail for writing mail worms, when Sony pushes out a root kit the response by government should be the same. US assets frozen, no doing business under the name for X years. Yes that means everyone looses, investors, owners, employees get laid off etc. Its painful, just like jailing someone is often painful for their family members. Its also they only way you can have freedom and corporate responsibility.

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    25. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 2

      In which country? Or are we about to argue that America invented the corporation ("public company")?

      Given that the whining is only about the status of US corporations, it's pretty obvious that we're only speaking of US corporations.

      Sigh. Everything in America is about abuse from the gubmint, isn't it? Can you think of less severe responses to the concern that corporations were being disadvantaged?

      The argument is sufficient. No need to go any further.

      And the whole problem with modern shareholding is that the shareholders are typically neither experts in the corporations' interests nor deeply involved.

      So wave that magic education wand so that investors are no longer ignorant. Capital rarely starts in the hands of the people who best understand the business.

      "So it doesn't make sense to put such an investor on the hook when they typically don't want to be responsible enough to justify that level of responsibility."

      That is the point. Investors don't want to be at that level of responsibility. Corporations provide a way to give capital to a business without assuming a high level of responsibility.

      Yes, yes, this argument's been used to justify everything from censorship to slavery. "If you make the capitalists fully responsible for their losses then... uh... think about your jobs!" OK, I've thought about them, and I've decided that there would be greater employment if people couldn't hoard wealth with the protection of the law.

      This is why I love competing governments. If one government gets a bad idea (say like supporting your "thought" above), then we can always move ourselves and our assets to other countries which haven't gone so insane.

    26. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Obviously, corporations are not people are not companies are not businesses, otherwise we wouldn't make the point of distinguishing them with different names.

      That's about as obvious as humans not being people, because we distinguish them with different names. You may reach the right conclusion, but it's not for the right reason.

    27. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

      Given that the whining is only about the status of US corporations, it's pretty obvious that we're only speaking of US corporations.

      That's stupid. The US did not develop in a vacuum.

      So wave that magic education wand so that investors are no longer ignorant. Capital rarely starts in the hands of the people who best understand the business.

      It's the responsibility of the investors to educate themselves.

      That is the point. Investors don't want to be at that level of responsibility. Corporations provide a way to give capital to a business without assuming a high level of responsibility.

      I don't want shitty corporations getting investment because investors don't "want" responsibility for what they own. It helps no-one. Stop socialising your debt, moochers!

      This is why I love competing governments. If one government gets a bad idea (say like supporting your "thought" above), then we can always move ourselves and our assets to other countries which haven't gone so insane.

      I'm sure you'll be sorely missed. The West is doing just so well since bigger businessmen began to almost entirely rely on the fact that they would not be ruined by the destruction of their companies. And China is doing just awfully for regulating larger businesses against that sort of behaviour.

    28. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by udachny · · Score: 1

      In Canada all contractors that I am aware of (maybe 80 people) are incorporated. 1 man corporations. In Germany and Switzerland I know a couple of dozen people who do the same, also incorporated.

      I am sure many people can post here, confirming their own experience.

    29. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Corporations are a way to shield a person or persons from liability when they do great evil collectively. They are merely a legal way for the kid who owns the most toys to keep them no matter what he does.

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    30. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      I never understood that whole "corporations are not people" nonsense.

      Composition or aggregation, not inheritance. It is false that a corporation isa person. It is true that a corporation hasa person or multiple people.

    31. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      The Argument against would be that the people have rights, not the Corporation. Restriction rights of a Corporation does not infringe on the rights of he Individuals.

      Saying that Corporations could not donate to Political Campaigns would not infringe on individuals making donations in their own names.

      Of course, the Supreme Court disagrees with this position.

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    32. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The quote is 'mangled' to make it fit in a sig. How do you think it differs in meaning from the original quote? Because if it differs in meaning, I will definitely fix it.

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    33. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You sir, are correct. Thankyou.

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    34. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      So when the negligent actions of a corporation cause a death, which board member(s) get sent to jail, etc?

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    35. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Such laws would restrict your personal actions as a agent of the corporation and would restrict the personal actions and interests of the people who own shares in the corporation.

      A lawyer is restricted in what he can do for a client. It isn't a violation of his First Amendment Rights that the lawyer can't present hearsay in court. The corporation has its rights restricted (because it has no rights). But the people working for or owning the corporation are free to do whatever they wish. They can direct the court to take an illegal act, and in most cases in the US, the corporation may be held liable, but the person acting as the corporation at that point is shielded. Punishing a corporation for the actions of a person, but not punishing the actor can't infringe on the rights of a person. That person was free to do whatever they wanted without any problem. It was the corporation that broke the law, not the person. So no rights are infringed.

    36. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by hey! · · Score: 1

      Now back to reality.

      Corporations *are* people. They have the same rights as the individuals that formed them (and not an iota more).

      OK, hold it right there. What you're describing isn't a corporation. It's called a "general partnership". The general partnership exists in the state of nature. You don't need a system of laws to create it, you just get together with other people and pool your resources.

      A corporation is a different animal. It has features *defined by the law* that an association doesn't have, the chief of which is a legal personhood distinct from that of its owners. You, as an stockholder, are not responsible for its contractual promises. Nor are you responsible for its debts, any more than you are responsible for your cousin Vinnie's car loans, because the corporation, like Vinnie, is a *different person than you*.

      Let's say you and Vinnie own a motel as a general partnership. If you sneak into an empty room one night with your girlfriend, you're just exercising the ownership rights you have jointly with Vinnie. If you own stock in Holiday Inn and try that at one of their hotels, you're trespassing. The hotel isn't owned by *you* it's owned by Holiday Inn, a different person from you. True, you do have a kind of property relationship to the hotel, but it doesn't include any of the usage rights you'd have if you owned it in a partnership.

      So rights and obligations do not transfer from the corporation to its stockholders. Nor do they go the other way. Corporate legal personhood is compatible with the notion that rights and obligations are shared in any way with their owners. Indeed that's the single most important benefit of incorporating.

      So you can't assume that a corporation automatically has some particular right because humans have that right or the stockholders have that right. You *can* argue that corporations have inherent and inalienable political rights, but it doesn't follow automatically from their owners having those rights, or from the corporation's legal "personhood". The burden of proof is upon you to demonstrate those rights exist independently.

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    37. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

      Wish they were. People under 18 can't vote, have limited rights to free speech, can't smoke or drink, and generally must be under adult supervision. They can't have sex, either, which means they can't propagate. They also must go to school. Those over 18 are usually the problems, though. They seems to fuck everybody at some point.

    38. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Salis · · Score: 1

      That just means he's ignorant AND old.

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    39. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 1

      That's stupid. The US did not develop in a vacuum.

      Well, name that other country which has people protesting about corporate personhood. As far as I can tell, this is strictly a US affair even though the US is not unusual in how it treats corporations.

      I don't want shitty corporations getting investment because investors don't "want" responsibility for what they own. It helps no-one. Stop socialising your debt, moochers!

      It helps lots of people. It helps the people who create or grow businesses. It helps the people who are employed by these businesses. It helps everyone who depends on one of the above or who trades with them. They pay taxes which helps people dependent on those taxes.

      This is why I love competing governments. If one government gets a bad idea (say like supporting your "thought" above), then we can always move ourselves and our assets to other countries which haven't gone so insane.

      I'm sure you'll be sorely missed. The West is doing just so well since bigger businessmen began to almost entirely rely on the fact that they would not be ruined by the destruction of their companies. And China is doing just awfully for regulating larger businesses against that sort of behaviour.

      A country doesn't usually destroy itself in an afternoon. The US has been slowly declining for many decades due in large part to its suicidal attitude concerning business. Just because you don't "miss" it doesn't mean it's not happening.

    40. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

      Well, name that other country which has people protesting about corporate personhood. As far as I can tell, this is strictly a US affair even though the US is not unusual in how it treats corporations.

      You mean "as far as my knowledge reaches". Those on the left (and there are far more of them without the US than within) argue it all the time, but to confirm that it's not just hippies, ultra-conservative groups have been arguing against corporate personhood since forever. The question is sufficiently unsettled that it's a fairly standard question for law students.

      t helps lots of people. It helps the people who create or grow businesses. It helps the people who are employed by these businesses. It helps everyone who depends on one of the above or who trades with them. They pay taxes which helps people dependent on those taxes.

      So does my holding a gun to rich people's heads and forcing them to give over money for my business ventures - except that it doesn't, because investments are supposed to be wise, not based on arbitrary whim.

      The US has been slowly declining for many decades due in large part to its suicidal attitude concerning business.

      Indeed. I miss businessmen who knew their business.

    41. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 1

      ultra-conservative groups have been arguing against corporate personhood since forever. The question is sufficiently unsettled that it's a fairly standard question for law students.

      Look at your links. Concerned about the effects of limited liability is not the same as concern about corporate personhood.

      So does my holding a gun to rich people's heads and forcing them to give over money for my business ventures - except that it doesn't, because investments are supposed to be wise, not based on arbitrary whim.

      What's the point of bringing up a counterexample that you know is wrong and readily admit in the very same sentence?

    42. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

      Look at your links. Concerned about the effects of limited liability is not the same as concern about corporate personhood.

      So what else is there about corporate personhood which is of significant concern?

      What's the point of bringing up a counterexample that you know is wrong and readily admit in the very same sentence?

      Eh? From a system PoV, it's faulty for the same reason that limited liability shareholding is faulty: investors are not being rewarded for choosing a portfolio of net profitable investments. Instead they can invest stupidly knowing that they're not fully responsible for what they own.

      Armchair investors don't care because they're not the ones doing the work, and they're not the ones suffering when businessmen have to close businesses and workers lose their jobs because people who owe them money don't have to pay.

    43. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 1

      So what else is there about corporate personhood which is of significant concern?

      The creation of technical rights which empower agents of the corporation in ways that some people don't desire. This can occur even with the elimination of limited liability, hence, why it is a different issue.

      Eh? From a system PoV, it's faulty for the same reason that limited liability shareholding is faulty: investors are not being rewarded for choosing a portfolio of net profitable investments. Instead they can invest stupidly knowing that they're not fully responsible for what they own.

      Eh? The counterexample is faulty because it's not a counterexample. Limited liability by your point of view is faulty because shareholders aren't completely responsible for the actions of the company. There's no relation between the two.

      Armchair investors don't care because they're not the ones doing the work, and they're not the ones suffering when businessmen have to close businesses and workers lose their jobs because people who owe them money don't have to pay.

      And where is the capital going to come from when only the deeply involved are able to contribute capital?

    44. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The above looks disturbingly like one person taking two parts of a conversation. Am I seeing sockpuppet accounts at work? If so that would explain a few phantomfive and khallow global warming denial and nuke fanboy threads that look very similar from each poster - but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and just assume you both read the same stuff.
      Either way, the "almost" is incredibly fucking important and leaving it out twists the meaning and pretends you have Feynman on your side when you say stupid shit about all of climatology being invalid.

    45. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Um, the age of consent for that is usually around 16, not 18.

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    46. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Let's see if you understand basic grammar. In that sentence, what does "almost" modify? Does it modify in any way the clause "the fundamental principle of science?" No it does not, I thus retained the original meaning of the quote, and in your misunderstanding, you have insulted me. You should commit seppuku.

      Do you really think Feynman didn't want to test his theories about physics?

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    47. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Do you really think a theoretical physicist meant that theoretical physics is not science until it is tested?
      That is what you are implying by mangling the quote.

      It's amusing that you go on about "basic grammar" after taking something out of context and mangling it in such a way, and I care as little about your grammar as you apear to care about the scientific process, which oddly enough starts some time before the final answers of an experiment come in.

    48. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by fearofcarpet · · Score: 1

      Imagine that corporations would send money to politicians, hiding it by claiming "privacy". Obviously, privacy is a right intended for natural persons (some formulations of human rights include a definition of privacy). Corporations do not need a right to privacy*. And it is easily exploited for blatant corruption.

      You have it backwards; in the US wealthy people setup shell corporations that donate to "Super PACs" in a way that allows the donors to remain anonymous. That way billionaires can corrupt politics without the negative publicity that should come with donating millions to a political campaign. When ordinary people give to political campaigns, that information is (in theory) available to the public.

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    49. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by diamondmagic · · Score: 1

      Um, exactly my point. If we want to wonder why we're having so many problems with ID Fraud, it's because the Federal government mandated that banks accept a fundamentally insecure standards for banking, and then insulated them from the damages it causes to their customers (The Check-21 act, regulations locking us into using the same credit card number for every transaction, not checking for valid check ids, and others).

    50. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by ahabswhale · · Score: 1

      Then you're a fool. Only Republicans believe corporations are people. But they also believe there's a deity out there that gives a shit about their little lives and that the Earth is only 6000 years old. According to the dictionary, people are: Human beings in general or considered collectively. Last I checked, a corporation is not a human being.

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    51. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Do you really think a theoretical physicist meant that theoretical physics is not science until it is tested? That is what you are implying by mangling the quote.

      How does it imply that? I understand it to mean that we don't know if it's true or not until it's tested. And that is correct, we don't know if a hypothesis is correct until it is tested.

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    52. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Doesn't your dictionary contain the words IDEA and INVALID ?
      Anyway, now you know why I think you are "dumber" than the post above that you labelled "dumb".

    53. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I care not what you think, if you are not scientific.

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    54. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Considering you have your own private definition that excludes a lot of what the one in the dictionary covers I really do not care. I'll leave you to get back to your "scientific" MSCE tasks.

    55. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by monkeykoder · · Score: 1

      "Eh? The counterexample is faulty because it's not a counterexample. Limited liability by your point of view is faulty because shareholders aren't completely responsible for the actions of the company. There's no relation between the two."

      It wasn't the other posters intent to provide a counterexample it was his intent to show fault in the logic you used. The strategy of taking another persons logic and showing the flaws in it by using it to produce absurdity is a well known strategy and is quite useful especially against people that don't understand what is happening.

    56. Re:Boo frickin' Hoo by khallow · · Score: 1

      It wasn't the other posters intent to provide a counterexample it was his intent to show fault in the logic you used.

      Well, I suppose that might be what was tried, but not the outcome. He was claiming limited liability which as I stated "helps lots of people" was something like holding a gun to a rich person's head, and wait, no it's not.

  3. side-effect? by dagard · · Score: 2

    An unexpected side-effect of "corporations are people too" ?

  4. Corporations 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A corporation is a "legal entity" (a concept not unlike like a domain name or a handle) created through voluntary consent of the people who established a binding contractual agreement. Different individuals may be subject to different contracts and perform different functions: part-owners, partners, board members, employees of various levels of responsibility and compensation, and of course (usually quite informally) the customers.

    Before investing in a company, an investor (or a consultant / broker acting on her behalf, or the institution facilitating the exchange, or an industry publication, etc) can investigate the company and see if it has sufficient policies to ensure secure operations, which would include preventing unauthorized individuals from issuing authoritative communications on behalf of the corporation. If the involved people fail to do this, it is their fault, and they are responsible for their losses.

    The involvement of government bureaucrats in this process should not be necessary. Even the supposed benefits that governments provide to corporations (a centralized registry, undue liability limitations, etc) ultimately do more harm to the marketplace than good. The government currently exists as the default arbitrator and enforcer of contracts, but there's no need for this function to be a monopoly. In a sufficiently advanced society, multiple agencies can exist to protect Rights and enforce contracts - just as long as boundaries of their jurisdiction (which need not be geographical) are clearly and openly defined in advance.

    Corporate law should be like programming - you have to think about security and implement appropriate restrictions yourself.

    (Signed: AlexLibman's sockpuppet.)

    1. Re:Corporations 101 by bmo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >The involvement of government bureaucrats in this process should not be necessary.

      >should

      You use that word, but we don't live in that fantasy land.

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    2. Re:Corporations 101 by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

      I don't often come across someone on Slashdot who I think is mad, but I think you are.

      Incidentally, assume I am very rich. The first thing I would do when private defence forces come in is take all your land and make you work as a slave on my plantation, because you annoy me and are - as you admit yourself - sufficiently unpopular that few will come to your defence. Go go free market definition of personhood!

    3. Re:Corporations 101 by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      Corporations would not exist without governments; a corporation is not just an agreement between shareholders, it's a bundle of rights that are enforced against the world, by the State. The shareholders enter into the corporate ownership agreement because they know that they'll be protected from personal liability by the actions of the corporation, among other reasons. The only way they can do this is if the State says they can and is willing to back up that statement with the support of the courts and the police if necessary. No government, no corporations. This would NOT work in a society with multiple agencies, because you would just escalate disputes up a level, from the level of various people with disputes (corporate or otherwise) to various people and their respective enforcement systems, with no grand arbitrator. We can see this at work now in International law. A natural human may be sheltered from the consequences of their corporate actions in the US, but can't rely on that protection if they travel to China or Iran or any other nation that doesn't recognize the corporate structure erected by the US government and the Chancery Court in Delaware.

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  5. Cyber by Psychotria · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry on three counts. A) I read the article; B) I read the author's profile; and C) I lost it and disregarded everything I read when the author described himself a cyber-this and cyber-that and having provided commentary on cyber-whatever.

  6. Don't worry, I got this by BuypolarBear · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm the CEO of Lifelock and we're putting together a special package for corporations to prevent this kind of thing from happening. Additionally, if you'd like to invest in our company(whose stock will obviously be rising soon because of this great new service) I'd be more than willing to sell you a few shares right now.

  7. This problem will be quickly solved by Required+Snark · · Score: 1
    The Federal and State governments will deal with this immediately. New laws will be passed and significant resources will be allocated in law enforcement to keep corporate identity theft from occurring. Those caught will be given significant jail time and fines.

    If you as an individual have your identity stolen you will still be shit of of luck. No authority will be looking for individuals using your identity. You will have to spend huge amounts of time and effort proving to federal, state and business entities thaqt you are a victim. And once the bad information gets in to large information systems it will never get out. There are not mechanism for fixing these problems and allowing someone to clear their name.

    So it's not about corporate person hood. Corporations are important, you are meaningless. You are a disposable commodity, and you are easily replaced.

    Until corporations are held fiscally responsible for damaging incorrect information nothing will change. Since corporate interests can buy any legislation they want, nothing will change. They can legally bribe their way out of responsibility. Don't expect change any time soon.

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  8. Identity Theft - Not really a crime by Frankie70 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Identity theft is not really a crime. It's like Music or Movie Piracy. You are just creating a copy of another person's identity. You are not depriving him of his identity. Once the copy of the identity has been made, both of them can use the identity.

    1. Re:Identity Theft - Not really a crime by trout007 · · Score: 1

      Just in case anyone is interested there is an important difference between copying and trying to present that copy as an original work from a person or company. If you didn't have laws granting monopolies of IP like copyright and patents you would be able to copy works and sell them. But you wouldn't be allowed to commit fraud. What's the difference? You would be able to sell a copy of a design, movie, or song but you couldn't represent it as produced by the original creator. Take fashion. You could create an identical copy of a designer dress but you wouldn't be allowed to put a label on it that tries to pass it off as being made by the original designer. The reason is that would be fraud against the buyer. You are lying about who made the product.

      The same with identify theft. You could copy my credit history. Open the same types of accounts, follow my spending and repayment patterns. You will have my exact credit history and score. No problem. But when you lie and pass off my identity as yours you are committing fraud.

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  9. Errr.... no. by sirwired · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hope you were joking.

    Two people cannot use the same identity at the same time. Attempts to, say obtain two valid Driver's Licenses, Passports, and voter registrations simultaneously doesn't work too well. Not to mention the fun around tax time.

  10. Address Change Notice by puddingebola · · Score: 1

    The offices of Exxon Corporation has changed. Please remit all payments to: Exxon Corportation PO Box 3764 Walla Walla, WA 99362

  11. How stupid are investors? by argStyopa · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "...the scammers took control of the companies and then obtained legitimate CUSIP numbers and stock trading symbols that were then used to push the worthless stock on unsuspecting investors...."

    Hi, I have a stock to sell you. It's for a company that may appear to have been founded in 1975, but there is no history, no financial statements, no background, no product, and nothing really to back up what I'm telling you the stock is worth. How many shares would you like? But it has a legitimate stock trading symbol!

    Seriously, this is only a tiny step away from selling the Brooklyn Bridge or land in Florida. If someone is so stupid that they would invest their cash in such a company with no research, I'd say they deserve to lose that money. If a hedge fund or something is stupid enough to invest in such a fund, that manager should lose his job at least, and the reputation of the fund should suffer by public announcement of their stupidity.

    Really people, what part of 'caveat emptor' is too complicated to understand?

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  12. Phone call.. by wbr1 · · Score: 1

    "Hi, state bureaucratic offices? This is Steve Ballmer. After the window Windows 8 debacle, I would like to disband and unfile this little corporation I own."
    "Yes, I have controlling rights, just delist it. The company and its products are worthless anyway."

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  13. Too Easy by cherry-blossom · · Score: 2

    I registered an LLC a few weeks ago. After a few days I wanted to change the name of the LLC. All I had to do was agree that I had the legal right to change the business documents by hitting the okay button. No password. No identity check. Just had to hit the okay button.

    This theft doesn't surprise me. Its way too easy to do.

  14. They need not have bothered by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    The sad thing is that they need not have bothered with the ID theft. They could have touted the stock and profited anyway without getting control over the company, quite legally.

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  15. Flushing shelf corporations by Animats · · Score: 2

    This problem is related to "shelf corporations", ones with no activity that are still considered active. It's an abandoned account problem. What's probably necessary is to "lock" corporations that don't show any activity (annual report, tax return) in 18 months. Some countries and states mark corporations as "inactive" when they are, and may need to tighten up on how "inactive" status is ended.

    Some US states, notably Nevada, don't require reports of a change in control. Those are especially vulnerable. Often, the "corporate officers" listed for a Nevada company are all an employee of some "Incorporate in Nevada" service that originally filed the paperwork. So there's no way the state of Nevada can validate that change requests come from a legitimate party.

  16. Speech by corporations by Compaqt · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't quite know if the Supreme Court disagrees with that. They said in Citizens United that corps could exercise political speech, not that they could donate an unlimited amount to campaigns.

    So, there's still a limit to sending a check to a campaign, but you can use whatever media you choose to get your message out (whatever that may be).

    If you think about it, it's hard to see how it could be otherwise. Because if you want to restrict the ability of Citizens United to sell videotapes about Clinton, then how can you allow The New York Times Company to editorialize about Clinton (or Obama)? Or Village Voice Media?

    If it's OK for Village Voice Media (a corp) to print and distribute tabloids in which they state their opinions, how can you restrict Citizens United (also a corp) from doing the same?

    Next, if it's OK for Village Voice Media, it's surely OK for NBC (and its opinion subsidiary MSNBC). And so it's not just "media" corporations that can exercise speech, because NBC was owned by GE (now by Comcast).

    So, basically, if you outlaw speech by corporations, you've just outlawed speech by anyone who doesn't own a printing press in his own name (as opposed to in concert with others).

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    1. Re:Speech by corporations by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      You certainly make good points. stopping the ability of Corporations to project speech while allowing groups like Fox News and MSNBC to openly project a point of view would be (in your words) "outlaw[ing] speech by anyone who doesn't own a printing press".

      Which is why I think that the DISCLOSE Act is a good idea. Allowing Corporations access to their protected speech. But not allowing them to hide that Protect Speech behind a SuperPAC. If a Corporation wants to exert its right to speech, let the Corporation take credit for what it promotes.

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  17. Re:According to the article: by tatman · · Score: 1

    Tax records should be verifiable through the IRS....right?

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  18. Two lawyers in Houston by WOOFYGOOFY · · Score: 1

    who no longer have clients and are now looking for other lines of work