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US Military Tested the Effects of a Nuclear Holocaust On Beer

pigrabbitbear writes "Is bottled beer nuclear bombproof? The United States government conducted a couple tests in the 1950s to find out—it exploded nuclear bombs with 'packaged commercial beverages' deposited at varying distances from the blast center to see if beer and soda would be safe to drink afterwards. The finding? Yep, surviving bottled and canned drinks can be consumed in the event of a nuclear holocaust, without major health risks."

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  1. Aha! so that's what Indiana Jones was doing... by xevioso · · Score: 5, Funny

    in the refrigerator. Searching for beer!

    1. Re:Aha! so that's what Indiana Jones was doing... by cffrost · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Amen!

      I figured there was a reason for keeping all those Clydesdales around besides pulling wagons. ;-)

      "Ahhh, Budweiser, the beer that has real Horsepower in it!"

      "[...] Although the human body maintains a mean power expenditure of some 100 watts, power excursions as high as 742 watts have been observed, chiefly drawn by the endocrine system and the smooth muscles of the stomach and esophagus, as the body's immunologic and adrenal responses take over to expel the deadly Budweiser from the patient's system. The bulk of retrograde Budweiser flow occurs via the mouth; however, the added cross-sectional area afforded by the nostrils is typically utilized, expediting removal of the vile fluid by several percentage points versus solely oral expulsions; the evolutionary advantage realized by this improvement are evident to those who've been attendant to the toll this foul poison may take on the human body and psyche."

              —"Acute Budweiser Poisoning: Bio-kinetic Response in Humans," NEJM, 1934

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  2. Re:But what about Nuka Cola? by myowntrueself · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too bad they didn't test Nuka Cola as well.

    This is how you MAKE Nuka Cola.

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  3. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Were you paying taxes in 1955?

  4. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the summary: "The United States government conducted a couple tests in the 1950s to find out". Testing this was probably very relevant under the threat of the cold war to know what food and drink would be safe to consume.

  5. Re:Waste of money by Maho+Shoujo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The cost of throwing a few cases of cheap beer a round and then testing them is practically infinitesimal to the cost of setting of a nuclear weapon. It's not as if they blew the thing up just to test the drinks.

    We irradiate our food to ensure its safety. Radiation is not a threat to food... at least not once its been picked or killed. Radioactive material is, of course.

    That's a whole 'nother level. The radiation food is exposed to is also almost nothing compared to the radiation released in a nuke. Plus, in a nuclear blast, you have all sorts of particles flying around that are radioactive, but not the same high frequency beams used in industrial purposes.

  6. Re:Waste of money by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The world (especially voters and politicians) believe in nutjob armageddon/rapture bullshit and are hell-bent on making sure it happens as soon as possible. I, for one, would love to know that beer will be safe to drink if I happen to be fortunate enough to still be alive after all the crazies have self-fulfilled their insane prophecies.

  7. Re:Waste of money by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 5, Funny

    First, beer surviving the holocaust is not something I see as a useful way to spend my tax dollars.

    I have to disagree with you. It was a rather important first step to decide if it's even worthwhile trying to survive the holocaust.

  8. Re:Premature by rubycodez · · Score: 5, Funny

    Twinkies, which last on the order of geological time, have these few main threats against their long term shelf life: 1. subduction under an adjacent tectonic plate 2. expansion of sun into red dwarf, though as the sun becomes less dense the earth and unconsumed twinkies may survive by increasing orbital axis 3. collision of earth with another major major astronomical body, eastimated to be on the order of every five billion years for event sufficient to destroy most or all twinkies 4. proton decay and/or quantum tunneling, 10^100 years or more

  9. I ordered some Twinkies from the US just to see by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 5, Funny

    I ordered a box of Twinkies at an insane price from the US, just to finally taste this product of American culture so often mentioned in movies. It says on the box that they can only be kept for a short time, so I decided to taste this over a long period. 1 year and still going. Taste? Still the same. GODDAMN AWFUL! Next month I will try another one. I am thinking of turning myself in for unethical testing on a dumb animal.

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