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US Military Tested the Effects of a Nuclear Holocaust On Beer

pigrabbitbear writes "Is bottled beer nuclear bombproof? The United States government conducted a couple tests in the 1950s to find out—it exploded nuclear bombs with 'packaged commercial beverages' deposited at varying distances from the blast center to see if beer and soda would be safe to drink afterwards. The finding? Yep, surviving bottled and canned drinks can be consumed in the event of a nuclear holocaust, without major health risks."

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  1. Aha! so that's what Indiana Jones was doing... by xevioso · · Score: 5, Funny

    in the refrigerator. Searching for beer!

    1. Re:Aha! so that's what Indiana Jones was doing... by Razgorov+Prikazka · · Score: 4, Funny

      In the microwave. Searching for nuked beer!

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    2. Re:Aha! so that's what Indiana Jones was doing... by Grayhand · · Score: 4, Funny

      in the refrigerator. Searching for beer!

      After reading the script I would have been searching for a beer too.

    3. Re:Aha! so that's what Indiana Jones was doing... by davester666 · · Score: 2

      More like "If you throw me a Budweiser, I will whip you"

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    4. Re:Aha! so that's what Indiana Jones was doing... by cffrost · · Score: 2

      "Throw me the Budweiser, I throw you the whip!"

      "Budweiser... Why'd it have to be Budweiser?"

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    5. Re:Aha! so that's what Indiana Jones was doing... by cffrost · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Amen!

      I figured there was a reason for keeping all those Clydesdales around besides pulling wagons. ;-)

      "Ahhh, Budweiser, the beer that has real Horsepower in it!"

      "[...] Although the human body maintains a mean power expenditure of some 100 watts, power excursions as high as 742 watts have been observed, chiefly drawn by the endocrine system and the smooth muscles of the stomach and esophagus, as the body's immunologic and adrenal responses take over to expel the deadly Budweiser from the patient's system. The bulk of retrograde Budweiser flow occurs via the mouth; however, the added cross-sectional area afforded by the nostrils is typically utilized, expediting removal of the vile fluid by several percentage points versus solely oral expulsions; the evolutionary advantage realized by this improvement are evident to those who've been attendant to the toll this foul poison may take on the human body and psyche."

              —"Acute Budweiser Poisoning: Bio-kinetic Response in Humans," NEJM, 1934

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  2. Re:But what about Nuka Cola? by myowntrueself · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too bad they didn't test Nuka Cola as well.

    This is how you MAKE Nuka Cola.

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  3. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Were you paying taxes in 1955?

  4. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the summary: "The United States government conducted a couple tests in the 1950s to find out". Testing this was probably very relevant under the threat of the cold war to know what food and drink would be safe to consume.

  5. Fallout by iive · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who would want normal beer, when you can drink Nuka-Cola. Keep the caps.

  6. Feeeewwwww by stevenfuzz · · Score: 2

    Thank god, that's been keeping me up at night.

  7. Re:Waste of money by Maho+Shoujo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The cost of throwing a few cases of cheap beer a round and then testing them is practically infinitesimal to the cost of setting of a nuclear weapon. It's not as if they blew the thing up just to test the drinks.

    We irradiate our food to ensure its safety. Radiation is not a threat to food... at least not once its been picked or killed. Radioactive material is, of course.

    That's a whole 'nother level. The radiation food is exposed to is also almost nothing compared to the radiation released in a nuke. Plus, in a nuclear blast, you have all sorts of particles flying around that are radioactive, but not the same high frequency beams used in industrial purposes.

  8. Re:Waste of money by demonbug · · Score: 4, Informative

    How do you think we learned it is safe? Besides, I'm sure this wasn't a central reason for the testing, more like an add-on since they were setting off the nukes anyway.

  9. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Radiation is not a threat to food... at least not once its been picked or killed. Radioactive material is, of course.

    Perfect example of historian's fallacy.

    Unless you know something about time travel that I don't, the reason we know it's safe now is because in the 50s they did not know, and did the tests to find out.

  10. Re:Waste of money by Pseudonym+Authority · · Score: 4, Informative

    Money borrowed in 1955 would have been paid off in 1985. Unless you want to claim that you still are because the debt was rolled over, at which point you need to start complaining about the horrible debts that were racked up putting down the Whiskey Rebellion by Washington too.

  11. Re:Waste of money by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The world (especially voters and politicians) believe in nutjob armageddon/rapture bullshit and are hell-bent on making sure it happens as soon as possible. I, for one, would love to know that beer will be safe to drink if I happen to be fortunate enough to still be alive after all the crazies have self-fulfilled their insane prophecies.

  12. Re:Waste of money by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 5, Funny

    First, beer surviving the holocaust is not something I see as a useful way to spend my tax dollars.

    I have to disagree with you. It was a rather important first step to decide if it's even worthwhile trying to survive the holocaust.

  13. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the immediate aftermath of a nuclear holocaust, surviving still-sealed drinks would likely be the only available clean water not heavily contaminated with radioactivity. This would in fact be quite important before any efforts to cleanse contaminated water could get underway, which would take longer than one can survive without water intake to establish on any significant scale. In any case, I really doubt the "spending" on this went beyond some guy laying out drinks in a line away from another test and checking them afterwards.

    That being said, glass and water don't suffer lasting neutron activation and we knew that even in 1955. That's why water can be used in nuke cooling loops and sodium is used in experimental FBRs so yes it's kind of superflous.

  14. Re:Waste of money by PPH · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Radiation is not a threat to food... at least not once its been picked or killed. Radioactive material is, of course.

    Perfect example of historian's fallacy.

    Unless you know something about time travel that I don't, the reason we know it's safe now is because in the 50s they did not know, and did the tests to find out.

    But we don't know that, in spite of the testing done in the 1950s. By 'we', I include all the paranoid crybabies that get their panties in a bunch every time the FDA considers allowing irradiation as a food preservation method.

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  15. A massive sigh of relief by Grayhand · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least we know now the Irish can survive a nuclear attack

    1. Re:A massive sigh of relief by Penurious+Penguin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sorry mate; it only works on American beer. Try that shit on Guinness and not only will you defile it beyond repair, you'll infuriate a bunch of micks and be pullin' bits o' shoe and clover out yer teeth for a good long while too ;) Blighted taters is one thing, but don't mess with the drink.

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    2. Re:A massive sigh of relief by Immerman · · Score: 4, Funny

      On the plus side Guinness is dense enough to block even high-energy neutron radiation, so only the first row of bottles will be ruined. As an added bonus the irradiated beer can still be distilled into a potent scotch that will give you superhuman alcohol consumption abilities, not that anyone will notice.

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    3. Re:A massive sigh of relief by Penurious+Penguin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Reminds me of the time I was visiting Bristol (England) and walked into a pub for a beer. The bartender and I had been chatting when some grumpy chap at the far end of the bar ordered a beer. After he got his beer, we resumed chatting. Moments later I heard all sorts of grumbling and complaining. The guy's beer was cold, and he wasn't having anything to do with it. The bartender pleaded with him, saying "it's cellar temperature sir!" and finally got him another pint. Well, the second one was just as cold and the grumpy fellow threw a verbal fit. Perhaps suspecting I was from the US, he wanted to illustrate something; I'll never know. But it sure was a show. I can still remember the spitting contempt in his voice when he said, "cowld be'eh?" and as if just figuring it all out, finished with deliberate punctuation "Oi, cain't, drink, cowld, be eh. ...Pifff .....Cowld be'eh." as he shook his head in confused revulsion. Maybe it was the weather.

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    4. Re:A massive sigh of relief by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2

      "Cellar temperature" is 57f. If the cellarman was particularly useless, or it was a trendy wine bar which serves mainly lagers and spirits, they might turn it down further to keep the lager drinkers happy. They should have secondary chillers for the lager lines, though; Running the chillers to cool the whole cellar to lager temperatures is really expensive.

      Ale barman and cellarman for 10 years.

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  16. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    The United State's national debt was completely paid off in January 1835. It only lasted a year though.

    Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_United_States_public_debt#Early_history

  17. Re:But what about Nuka Cola? by kiriath · · Score: 2

    I have already started my bottle cap collection... when the big one hits, I'll be a billionaire.

  18. Re:Devil's Advocate here..... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2

    It's an organization that has as its main purpose defending the nation. Back then, there was a lot of concern about nuclear holocaust and most people were certain that it was just a matter of time until one side or the other lit the fuse. Knowing what would be usable afterward and what would be dangerous was critical knowledge if society was to rebuild itself.

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  19. More info needed by ghelmer · · Score: 2

    From the '50s, beer would have been in rugged steel cans. How about today's thin aluminum cans?

  20. Re:That's a relief. by tnk1 · · Score: 2

    Since the beers were made in 2077, and you're in the Mojave in 2281, your biggest problem is going to be the born-on date.

    And in the Mojave Wasteland, when they talk about skunky beer, they mean it has giant, two-headed, cybernetically enhanced, armor plated skunks... with lasers.
     

  21. Re:Devil's Advocate here..... by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 2

    If you're going for Devil's Advocate, you should understand that it means taking a position you don't necessarily agree with. I'm pretty sure you meant something else, so keep looking.

    And the better way to be the whatever it was you hoped to be, is the normal nerdly way. We don't even have a published scientific report, and it's hardly peer reviewed. At best we have a "finding" which has yet to be validated and verified. It is not proof, nor does it pretend to be. As with most of the science that hits any news paper/aggregator/site.

    Oh, I know what you were being. A troll. Cute and Cuddly Troll. Or person who spouts conspiracy theories for no real purpose. Cute and Cuddly and irrelevant. Either way, the answer to both is "no" and your post serves no purpose.

  22. Re:Premature by rubycodez · · Score: 5, Funny

    Twinkies, which last on the order of geological time, have these few main threats against their long term shelf life: 1. subduction under an adjacent tectonic plate 2. expansion of sun into red dwarf, though as the sun becomes less dense the earth and unconsumed twinkies may survive by increasing orbital axis 3. collision of earth with another major major astronomical body, eastimated to be on the order of every five billion years for event sufficient to destroy most or all twinkies 4. proton decay and/or quantum tunneling, 10^100 years or more

  23. Re:Waste of money by artor3 · · Score: 2

    But if George Washington hadn't spent $100 of the national treasury on fake teeth and cherry trees, the country would have been $100 further in the black in 1835. And when we went back in debt, our debts would have been $100 less, all the way up until today, not accounting for interest & inflation.

    The point is, it's silly to complain about relatively small expenditures from a long time ago.

  24. Rugged is Archaic by Penurious+Penguin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bahh. That was back in the day when "beer" meant beer. The strength of the old steel can was intended to compliment the beer with a sense of substance -- and it was built to last. This newfangled bubbling pansy fuddle is put into aluminium for morale. The poor excuse for men who feebly molest the frail cans of today need the extra confidence that the lightness of aluminium provides; it makes them feel strong and capable, like their ancestors. These modern milksop piss-containers couldn't survive fallout from a wet cherry-bomb.

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  25. Power Vacuum by fragMasterFlash · · Score: 3, Funny

    The world will be dearly in need of leadership after a nuclear war. I think these tests need to be repeated with politicians to see how they fare.

  26. Re:So that's how we make American beer! by pancake_lover · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Reinheitsgebot isn't necessarily a good thing to follow. Many great British, Belgian, and American craft beers do not meet the sometimes odd rules of the Reinheitsgebot.

    The list of "11 Reasons why the Reinheitsgebot is bollocks" explains it pretty well: http://patto1ro.home.xs4all.nl/reinheit.htm

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  27. Re:Waste of money by lightknight · · Score: 2

    Typically, being stuck with the bill from an earlier generation is reason to complain. But, if we have enough good left in us, we can pay off the bill so our children / successors do not.

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  28. Re:Waste of money by sjames · · Score: 2

    Preventing the holocaust is, naturally a top priority, but don't you think a plan B might be in order? Things like determining what can and cannot be consumed afterwards for survival for example.

    Second... duh? We irradiate our food to ensure its safety. Radiation is not a threat to food... at least not once its been picked or killed.

    And we know all about that because....(drum roll please) ...... the military researched it in the 1950's by irradiating foods and seeing what happened!

  29. Re:Waste of money by Immerman · · Score: 2

    Not all radiation is created equal - anything close to a nuclear blast will be subjected to high levels of both ionizing and neutron radiation, think sticking it within the shielding of a nuclear reactor for several days or weeks. Ionizing radiation is probably not directly a problem - just wait for the ionization to neutralize, but it could conceivably initiate chemical reactions that would make previously harmless food toxic - one of those things that's good to test. Neutron radiation on the other hand could be a real problem - anything exposed to it may undergo transmutation to become radioactive in its own right, with sufficient exposure this becomes the stuff we call low-level nuclear waste - you're typically safe enough handling it with some minimal shielding, but you probably don't want to eat it which incorporates the radioactive atoms directly into your tissues where they can do serious damage (think the Fukushima radioactive iodine scare)

    Moreover this test was done back before we irradiated food - you can bet if they had found some horrible effects the whole irradiated food movement wouldn't have gotten off the ground.

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  30. Re:already storing large amounts in our bomb shelt by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

    Sorry you couldn't find any beer.

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  31. Re:Waste of money by onyxruby · · Score: 2

    Beer = sealed unit that is covered to keep radioactive dust out. Water would have been exposed and open to radioactive dust. Radioactive dust is the biggest concern outside the immediate blast zone. I sincerely doubted the exploded a nuke just to test it's effect on beer. Probably a case of next nuke, throw a few cases downwind to see how they do.

    The cost would be trivial and the knowledge would have been practical. Living in fear of a nuclear attack was quite real in those days. Remember this was back in the days of performing drills to duck and cover under desks in case of nuclear attack.

    Using beer when water wasn't safe to drink is a tradition going back centuries. If you really want to get down to it, the founding of Plymouth was because the Pilgrims ran out of beer and needed to make more. The pilgrims were notable puritans of course. It actually makes a lot of sense to test it. I would imagine they also probably tested bottles of soda for the same reasons.

    /besides, you know somebody enjoyed the opportunity to get drunk on the governments dime

  32. Re:Devil's Advocate here..... by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

    If you're going for Devil's Advocate, you should understand that it means taking a position you don't necessarily agree with.

    No, Devil's Advocate on Slashdot is not just taking a position you don't normally believe in (lying), but deliberately taking the most absurd counterpoint to not only argue against something but do so in a manner that makes both people look dumber for trying. "The War Department, paid to kill people, suggests food near a nuclear blast is safe." So should we take that to mean that it's safe, or that the War Department wants us to try and die?

  33. Re:Premature by Anarchduke · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Thats a myth. Twinkies have a shelf life of approximately 25 days. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie#Shelf_life

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  34. Re:Waste of money by deimtee · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Modern economies have been constructed so that there simply isn't enough money to pay off the debt. Individuals may be debt free, but in total, the debt can not be paid back.
    Eg, in the USA, the Fed creates the money, and it is immediately loaned and begins earning interest. That interest doesn't have currency in the system to cover it, hence money has to be borrowed from the Fed to pay the interest owed to the Fed. Vicious cycle ensues, borrowing money to pay the interest on the borrowed money.
    No way out except to default, or nationalise the Fed.

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  35. Re:Waste of money by able1234au · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So you are on wife number 4?

  36. Re:Waste of money by deimtee · · Score: 2

    Excluding the production by the Fed and currency that is physically lost or destroyed the money supply is a zero-sum system. This means that there is only one possible way to produce the money to pay the interest owed to the Fed, and that is the Fed loaning sufficient money at negative interest to cancel the interest they are already owed. Not likely.
    You can at maximum pay back the capital. Inflation can reduce the value of what is owed, but not the numerical amount. The interest debt is unpayable within the current system.

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  37. Re:Waste of money by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Informative

    Glass and water, yes, but bottle tops are thin steel, and cans are aluminum. Starting from the most common isotope of Iron (which is about 90% of all the iron in the normal environment), one extra neutron captured gives an isotope with a half-life of roughly a couple of days. For aluminum, having the most stable isotope capture either 1 or 2 neutrons gives it a half-life of respectively 2 or 6 minutes. Military exposure recommendations are to assume aluminum in fallouts will be back to close to background rates in less than three days. That's a lot of half-lives at 6 min each, so Al will initially be a major source of the total radiation dose, but it's contribution will fall off much faster than the fallout overall becomes non-radioactive. You can take the proportionate decay rates and conclude that Iron won't contribute 1/1000th of the dose in the same quantities, but won't get back to near background level dose for thousands of times as long. So, for the first 37.8 hours, you should drink from bottles, and after that, switch to cans. *

    * This is not a real recommendation. Real fallout will not just include neutron activated metals found naturally in whatever got nuked, but bomb material daughter products, and some of these may be very exotic isotopes, so real fallout should (but won't) come with a YMMV warning. If you are in a real fallout zone, knowing whether the soil of the target area was Al dominant minerals or not will probably not be of any use to you.

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  38. I ordered some Twinkies from the US just to see by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 5, Funny

    I ordered a box of Twinkies at an insane price from the US, just to finally taste this product of American culture so often mentioned in movies. It says on the box that they can only be kept for a short time, so I decided to taste this over a long period. 1 year and still going. Taste? Still the same. GODDAMN AWFUL! Next month I will try another one. I am thinking of turning myself in for unethical testing on a dumb animal.

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  39. Re:Waste of money by cold+fjord · · Score: 2

    The world (especially voters and politicians) believe in nutjob armageddon/rapture bullshit and are hell-bent on making sure it happens as soon as possible

    Let me help you out there -

    The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, AKA the Soviet Union, governed by the religion suppressing atheistic Communist Party of the Soviet Union, in a "Dictatorship of the Proletariat" operated according to the "scientific principles" of Marxist-Leninism, built an actual Doomsday weapon, that is still active: Soviet Doomsday Device Still Armed and Ready and Inside the Apocalyptic Soviet Doomsday Machine.. Apparently secular socialist progressive totalitarians are just as crazy as anyone else. Salud.

    Related: Moscow arms against nuclear attack

    Nearly 5,000 new emergency bomb shelters will be built in Moscow by 2012 to save people in case of potential attacks.

    Out of sight but not out of mind

    William Burrows’ classic 1986 book about satellite reconnaissance, Deep Black, opened with a vivid scene of retired US Air Force Major General George Keegan recounting how in the early 1970s he had become obsessed with Soviet civil defense preparedness. As head of Air Force intelligence, Keegan had ordered his junior officers to gather all the satellite photography that they could of Soviet underground shelter building. Eventually he compiled a massive amount of data indicating—he claimed—that virtually every large apartment building erected in the Soviet Union since 1955 included a fallout shelter, factories had underground bunkers, and there were “seventy-five huge underground command posts.” A few of these underground facilities housed command centers for the Strategic Rocket Forces and were buried in the Ural Mountains. In particular, Yamantau Mountain (“Evil Mountain” in the local Bashkir language) and Kosvinsky Mountain were considered to be the Soviet equivalents to Cheyenne Mountain in Colorado, home to NORAD (not to mention the W.O.P.R. and the Stargate).

    Shelters part of long-term civil defense plan - Shanghai leaders stress the date of 2012 is purely a coincidence
    Assessing PLA Underground Air Basing Capability

    Bunkers for all

    Switzerland is unique in having enough nuclear fallout shelters to accommodate its entire population, should they ever be needed.

    IKEA in Hell - The interior design of Sweden’s giant nuclear bunker.

    Israeli leaders spend day in 'Nation's Tunnel' nuclear bunker

    The frightening truth of why Iran wants a bomb

    According to Shia lore, the Imam is a messianic figure who, although in hiding, remains the true Sovereign of the World. In every generation, the Imam chooses 36 men, (and, for obvious reasons, no women) naming them the owtad or "nails", whose presence, hammered into mankind's existence, prevents the universe from "falling off". Although the "nails" are not known to common mortals, it is, at

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  40. Re:Waste of money by simoncpu+was+here · · Score: 2

    2012 - 1835 = 177 years

    Formula for computing the future value (FV) of an investment's present value (PV) accruing at a fixed interest rate (i) for n periods:

    FV = PV*(1 + i)^n

    Computing...

    FV = 100 * (1 + 0.06)^177
    FV = 3013964.63322

    Assuming that you deposited it at a bank that gives you 6% annual interest, your $100 in 1835 would have grown to $3,013,964.63 by now.

  41. Re:Waste of money by jd · · Score: 2

    Yeah, but you need to consider that most lagers are just coloured heavy water.

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  42. Re:Waste of money by jd · · Score: 2

    You also need to consider that irradiated food has to be labeled as such and has generally been rejected by the consumer as unsafe. (Whereas, presumably, they'd have eaten food irradiated by far harder radiation, then smothered in radioactive particles of assorted deadly kinds, and regarded it as safe.) Most supermarket food is NOT irradiated, the market opted to go the GM route because people were more willing to buy something that produced its own toxic pesticides.

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  43. Re:Waste of money by jd · · Score: 2

    Don't you ever confuse governments with the mentally ill. The more I compare modern politicians with the script for "Quatermas II", the more concerned I become. Look for strange purple blotches around the face or neck. That can be a warning sign of aliens.

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  44. Re:Waste of money by jd · · Score: 2

    I dunno, you can brew beer. And after the holocaust, I'd consider beer brewed the Old Egyptian way (it actually contains high levels of antibiotics) rather than by "modern" methods to be rather more useful for containing outbreaks of disease. That would make starting over on the beer production a more practical approach.

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  45. Re:Waste of money by PPH · · Score: 2

    These people are merely a vocal minority.

    But vocal enough to affect FDA (or EU) decision making.

    The majority have accepted radiation of food,

    But you don't see the FDA mandating "ionizing radiation" warning labels on microwave ovens or cast iron skillets.

    We need an FDA-mandated "crazy" label that we can tattoo on these peoples' foreheads.

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