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Iran Behind Cyber Attacks On U.S. Banks

New submitter who_stole_my_kidneys writes "Evidence suggests the Iranian government is behind cyberattacks this week that have targeted the websites of JPMorgan Chase and Bank of America. The attacks are described by one source, a former U.S. official, as being 'significant and ongoing,' and looking to cause 'functional and significant damage.' Another source suggested the attacks were in response to U.S. sanctions on Iranian banks."

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  1. Maybe... by brian0918 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe if we apologize to them more, they'll like us.

    1. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe if we poke fun of Islam a bit more, they'll actually succeed in eliminating the banks for us. Ha-ha, only serious.

  2. Re:Just disconnect them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Irantranet

  3. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hahaha, you think "those criminals" are the ones who will pay the cost for this? You are just adorable. I want to pinch your cheeks.

  4. Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Let's bomb them off the face of the earth. Now that peace is racist, war is good now.

    Unless Romney wins. Then war will be bad again.

  5. Bacon. The Weapon of Choice Here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Employ soft Bacon Bombs and the natives will be quelled.

  6. Re:Iran, or... by Hillgiant · · Score: 5, Funny

    Surely the Doctor would not stoop so low.

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