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Iran Behind Cyber Attacks On U.S. Banks

New submitter who_stole_my_kidneys writes "Evidence suggests the Iranian government is behind cyberattacks this week that have targeted the websites of JPMorgan Chase and Bank of America. The attacks are described by one source, a former U.S. official, as being 'significant and ongoing,' and looking to cause 'functional and significant damage.' Another source suggested the attacks were in response to U.S. sanctions on Iranian banks."

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  1. Maybe... by brian0918 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe if we apologize to them more, they'll like us.

    1. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe if we poke fun of Islam a bit more, they'll actually succeed in eliminating the banks for us. Ha-ha, only serious.

    2. Re:Maybe... by Cigarra · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How about not doing things that need to be apologized for, to begin with?

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    3. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because we don't apologize to barbarians who stone women for adultery after being raped. And, yes, even in the cases of legitimate rape.

    4. Re:Maybe... by crazyjj · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, it Iran's case. It probably didn't help that we overthrew their democratically elected government, stole their oil for decades with a puppet regime, and now are sending in computer malware to blow up their centrifuges and assassinating their nuclear scientists.

      Such actions do tend to cause some animosity.

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    5. Re:Maybe... by fredrated · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, we don't apologize to them, we subvert their democracy and install our own monsters that kill and enslave them, much more civilized.

    6. Re:Maybe... by SternisheFan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How about not doing things that need to be apologized for, to begin with?

      First of all, "we", the U.S., didn't do anything. That low budget movie was done by an individual, a man (an Egyptian emigre) with a personal "ax" to grind. He made his movie fully aware it would be controversial. This great country allows anyone, even bozos, to freedom of expression.

      To the indoctrinated Muslim, their religion defines them as a people, so of course the movie fanned the flames of unrest. But as for America, WE did nothing wrong, and have no reason to apologize. The Muslim world needs to examine their own society, and come to a resolution concerning their own behavior.

    7. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Us vs them" is not by any means a purely Republican thing, as your own comment unintentionally demonstrates.

    8. Re:Maybe... by berashith · · Score: 4, Interesting

      oh, that was all so long ago... only half of the Iranian's currently living there are old enough to remember those things. Maybe more would be alive if we hadnt propped up their neighbor who was happily killing them with our chemical weapons, but again, that is history now.

    9. Re:Maybe... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...except that we are the ones who created that mess. Remember, we overthrew the Iranian government, then they overthrew the dictatorship we created, then created their own rights-abusing government which we gave weapons to. I guess instead of apologizing to barbarians, we arm them.

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    10. Re:Maybe... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 5, Informative

      First of all, "we", the U.S., didn't do anything

      I guess someone has not been studying the history of US-Iranian relations:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1953_Iranian_coup_d'%C3%A9tat

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran-iraq_war

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran-contra_affair

      It is not as though the Iranians started to consider us to be enemies without us having done anything to them.

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    11. Re:Maybe... by Ice+Tiger · · Score: 4, Informative

      No seriously, modern Iran is the result of western interference, go read it up.

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  2. Iran, or... by Livius · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...someone who would like to frame Iran.

    1. Re:Iran, or... by Hillgiant · · Score: 5, Funny

      Surely the Doctor would not stoop so low.

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  3. Good by Hatta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Iran is doing more to punish those criminals than our own government is. Thanks Iran.

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  4. Re:Just disconnect them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Irantranet

  5. I wonder how and why by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The brave cyberwarriors of the theocracy can on one hand fight for the glory of their dogmatic institutions, while using the technology that the infidels invented, that they wouldn't even possess, without assembly in infidel lands.

    How is God great when it is the godless who provides the tools used to prove God is great?

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  6. Tit for tat cyberware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You destroy their centrifuging equipment, they attempt to kick your in the bank. What ? youw ere expecting in impunity to attack a coutnry without that coutnry answering ?

  7. Re:We need a "World" court by nospam007 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "We need to have a world court, staffed with judges representing all countries."

    We have had that for years. The US wants no part of it, because lots of war criminals are US citizens.

  8. Re:We need a "World" court by jittles · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The US probably could not legally be a part of such "World Court" without violating the US Constitution. Certainly the only way it would ever remotely be constitutional is if it were a ratified treaty, approved by the legislature and signed by the executive branch. There is little chance of that happening, and probably for good reason. There is no reason that a government shouldn't be able to enter into negotiations to resolve disputes with other countries, and certainly other countries should be free to sanction any country they choose, but to have some third party enter two entire nations into binding and un-appealable agreements does not sound very smart. How can you say that any of the judges are unbiased or fair? Because I know no man or woman who is unbiased, and most are not fair.

    And what force ensures that people hold up their end of the judgement? The UN? The UN wasn't set up in a way that instills faith in its abilities to end disputes, or to enforce judgements.

  9. Re:We should retaliate! by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    We could give that neighbouring country chemical and biological weapons

    citation needed

    How about the Senate report on U.S. Chemical and Biological Warfare-Related Dual-Use Exports to Iraq, amongst whose findings is "The United States provided the Government of Iraq with "dual use" licensed materials which assisted in the development of Iraqi chemical, biological, and missile- system programs, including:(6) chemical warfare agent precursors; chemical warfare agent production facility plans and technical drawings (provided as pesticide production facility plans); chemical warhead filling equipment; biological warfare related materials; missile fabrication equipment; and, missile-system guidance equipment"

    Is that fact straight enough for you?/P

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  10. Re:This is a red herring... by chill · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Iran represents monetary ideas that show that modern societies can work without interest based banking.

    Ha ha ha ha ha! You think their banks work without interest? Semantic horseshit. The Islamic religious fanatics in charge are STEEPED in semantic horseshit.

    Islamic "non-interest" banks simply calculate what the interest would be, then adds it on to the loan as a fee. You pay the same amount, but it is added in as a lump sum fee. Instead of a $100,000 loan w/5% interest on a $100,000 house, they buy the house for $100,00 then resell it to you for $200,000 on term. That isn't sinful interest, it is a blessed fee. Bankers are still bankers. TANSTAAFL.

    Oh, and wagering on horse races is illegal because gambling is a sin. Except in Iran. When you place a bet on the ponies at the track, you're given a minuscule percentage of ownership of the horse for the duration of the race. Because betting on a horse you OWN isn't a sin. Only betting on OTHER animals is. Semantics.

    Guess how they handle the "sin" of prostitution? You know how Islam allows you to have up to 3 wives? Well, if you only have 1 or 2 you can pop into the brothel and have the cleric "marry" you to one of the girls for the duration -- a few minutes to a couple of hours. This way she isn't a prostitute but your wife, and thus it isn't a sin. Instant divorce when you're done. They make Las Vegas look like pikers.

    So feel free to go on and on about how Islamic banks have the answer to "fractional reserve banking" and the evils of usury but when you're done, look at it again and you'll see it is the same old pig just with a different wig.

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