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.xxx Registrar To Launch Pr0n Search Engine

Posted by samzenpus on from the tryin-to-catch-me-searching-dirty dept.

angry tapir writes "The company behind the .xxx top-level domain plans to launch a search engine in an effort to drive more traffic to .xxx websites and give pornography fans a more satisfying search experience. ICM Registry, which operates the 9-month-old .xxx TLD, is scheduled to launch Search.xxx this week, said Stuart Lawley, ICM's CEO. The new search engine will give users a more streamlined searching process, help protect them from viruses and malware and help guard their privacy, he said. The search engine has cataloged 21 million webpages from .xxx sites, he said. 'It's porn, only porn, all porn,' he said. 'There's as much porn there as anyone would need, I'd imagine.'"

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  1. first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    what... too busy searching to post?

    1. Re:first post by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 5, Funny

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 27, @12:38AM (#41474035)

      what... too busy searching to post?

      what... login information too hard to type with one hand?

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      "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

  2. Obligatory Simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nerd: I invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster.
    Marge Simpson: Does anybody need that much porno?
    Homer Simpson: Uuh-huuh-uuuh, one million times.

  3. Oh, thank goodness! by Shoten · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can finally find some porn on the Internet. It's been so difficult before now...

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    For your security, this post has been encrypted with ROT-13, twice.
    1. Re:Oh, thank goodness! by louic · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just hope that they will build a suitable safesearch filter before the entire .xxx domain will be full of science websites and bug reports.

    2. Re:Oh, thank goodness! by Brucelet · · Score: 4, Funny

      Slow down, some people are into that!

  4. Never such thing as too much porn by Deathnerd · · Score: 5, Funny

    "There's as much porn there as anyone would need, I imagine."

    Challenge accepted, sir.

    1. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by slack_justyb · · Score: 4, Funny

      "There's as much porn there as anyone would need, I imagine."

      You sir have grossly underestimated the Internet porn surfing public. Additionally, if this TLD gets really big and makes good on it's promise, I'm upping the ante to a six monitor configuration as opposed to the current two.

    2. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by Hentes · · Score: 5, Funny

      Six monitors? You are into fat chicks, aren't you?

  5. Brazillian midget transsexuals by afgam28 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Porn is very personal," he said. "You may have been looking for Brazilian midget transsexuals, and you're sitting there at home with your kid or your wife saying, 'Let's go on a holiday to Brazil,' and the next thing, it's suggesting Brazilian midget transsexuals from your previous Google search history."

    I guess that's still better than having your family accidentally bump into the midget transsexuals during the family trip to Brazil :)

  6. Poor Google by Memophage · · Score: 5, Funny

    It'll be interesting to watch the dip in Google's search traffic as half the web searches instantly move over to this site.