Scientists Invent Electronics That Dissolve In the Body
An anonymous reader writes in with a story about some new electronics that are designed to melt in your body not in your hand. "Scientists have created ultra-thin electronic devices that can 'melt away' in the body once their job is done. A new study published in the journal Science, details how scientists have created a tiny, fully functional electronic device capable of vanishing within their environment, like in the body or in water, once they are no longer needed or useful. There are already implants that dispense drugs or provide electrical stimulation but they do not dissolve. The latest creation is an early step in a technology that may benefit not only medicine, like enabling the development of medical implants that don't need to be surgically removed or the risk of long-term side effects, but also electronic waste disposal."
I predict the first practical use of these devices will be for surveillance.
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who needs to push for obsolescence, for prettier casing, for newer features and faster operation. with the iGimme! the market is endless! just as you're listening to your favorite song, glub, and the device is gone! the repeat sales will be ginormous! order now, and we will send TWO iGimme!s for the price of one, plus shipping and handling... .
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
Awesome! Just think of the possibilities if you could infuse these devices with recreational drugs like THC, Ecstasy, mushrooms...
Probably not detectable by drug dogs either...
also electronic waste disposal.
So if I upgrade my computer I just eat the old one?
Scientists Invent Electronics That Dissolve In the Body... ...and then kill you.
W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
... go to the scene in "My Stepmother is an Alien" where she's eating batteries like candy?
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
That's hogwash! I depend on a little device in my heart to keep me alive. They would never make it just dissol^ `~ & # [NO CARRIER]
Table-ized A.I.
que Homer voice:
Mmmmmmm. Electronics.
Really? No one is thinking the obvious here? Perfect assassins. Cause an aneurysm or worse and disappear.
...but also electronic waste disposal."
I guess that's one way of getting rid of old electronics... :p
When part of the device dissolves before the rest of it, will it malfunction? Especially if its one of these devices that provide electrical stimulation.
...when the feds barges through my windows and door but as long as it's doable.
Unfortunately, while you're covered for the equipment rental, you failed to return the unit as agreed, and we'll have to bill you $32,768.
... electronics melt YOU!
This sig is not paradoxical or ironic.
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Toddlers have been doing this for decades
Dissolving electronics will have unpredictable, and non-reproducible failure conditions. Can you imagine designing a medical device in such a way that any random part of your circuit could be randomly destroyed and yet fail in a graceful manner? It seems there's enough difficulty as it is with non-dissolving electronics.
There's that one guy in India or whatever that ate an entire airplane over like 30 years or something so "invent" might be a little much, lol.
I had one a second ago
Table-ized A.I.
"Out of my cold, lead hands ..." :)
Electronics that dissolves in the body ... and keeps working in that state. Try to remove the RFID tag put on you by Big Brother now, champ.
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I thought it was some new electronic device that dissolves bodies much like a Star Trek Phaser can dissolve a body. Nevermind.
Other posters are thinking it might be used for assassination. It's much MUCH more subtle than that. If I were a pharmaceutical, I'd create epidemics. New diseases even. That would reap in billions.
What's next, nano-tapeworms for spies which contain a time released or specific in the future timed event release of something bad? For remote tracking? To drive someone insane by using voice to skull from within the body?
should my wife be concerned when she finds me running a freq sweep over my urine and feces in a bucket?