Oracle Open World: Ellison Preaches Cloud Religion
Nerval's Lobster writes "Oracle CEO Larry Ellison used his opening keynote at Oracle Open World (OOW) to unveil several initiatives to accelerate the cloud, including its own private cloud, Infrastructure-as-a-Service, and its latest database version—which, coincidentally, can be stored in memory within Oracle's latest Exadata database machines. Ellison also paid tribute to Oracle hardware partner Fujitsu, which had earlier announced 'Project Athena': a server designed with a UltraSPARC chip that (he claimed) can run the Oracle database 'faster than any microprocessor on the planet.' Ellison opened OpenWorld with four key announcements: that Oracle is now offering infrastructure as a service; that it will complement the IaaS offering by allowing customers to run that same infrastructure behind their corporate firewall as a private cloud; the launch of Oracle database 12C (where the 'c' stands for 'cloud'); and, finally, the new Exadata servers, which barely use disk drives at all in-favor of in-memory storage, with flash memory as a fallback."
If I owned Java and mySQL I'd be preaching the gospel of "The Cloud" too.
FUCKYOULARRY!!!
Some of the tech sounds good, but the fact that Oracle wants you to use it is reason enough to be wary.
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C'mon Fujitsu, isn't the Hellenic pantheon large enough for you to leave Project Athena in peace?
All I can think about is seeing Larry Ellison have a debilitating stroke as Oracle HQ comes down with a zombie plague and burns to the ground.
Fuck Oracle.
Mod me down, my New Earth Global Warmingist friends!
Although of course what is behind the headline is more interesting. Interesting that Fujitsu is involved. Maybe the Japanese "Fifth Generation Computer" vision is finally coming together? Like 30 years late.
You don't see many headlines about "Fifth Generation Computing" anymore although they were all the rage in the 1980's!
How fitting for Oracle - OOW.
That's what a lot of folks say when they purchase Oracle stuff - "Ouch!" or "Ow!"
Because Christianity is far too much mainstream.
nice data you have in our cloud, shame if something was to happen to it
I recently learned that ORACLE is an Acryonym. It stands for One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.
never looked back. are they still in business?
They're doing a huge push here to spin up cloud-based services: sweeping infrastructure changes, etc. Simply mind-bogglingly huge sums of money are being poured into an environment that was slated to meet operational needs for the next decade with minor upgrades, over a buzz-word that is rooted in a thought process antithetical to our core business. It's stupid and wasteful... and it's your money, taxpayer.
FTA: “We own it, we manage it, we upgrade it—you pay a monthly fee for what you use,” Ellison said.
Gee, Larry, by "it" are you referring to your cloud platform, or to my data?
I've heard of paying a 'fee' for the return of a hostage, but asking people to voluntarily hand over both the hostage AND the ransom money up front? You've got some big balls there Mr. E!
'The Economy' is a giant Ponzi scheme whose most pitiable suckers are the youngest among us and the yet-unborn.
If he really wants to enable "the cloud" he would immediately change the licensing doc so that the vCPU boundary is recognized as a hard partitioning scheme thus enabling almost every Oracle workload that is today tied to hardware to run in a VM. Oracle's stupid licensing policy wrt VM's has been the one thing keeping any significant percentage of my environment on hardware (we're ~80% virtualized today and will be 90+% by the end of the year but Oracle licensing will keep that from reaching 99% like we would like).
There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
Larry Ellison is scum. He has an ego to feed. His first Oracle database was a complete shit and he was also in the business of selling his customers vaporware, products that did not exist but might exist in sometime in the future. Now look at the shit his playing with the Java run-time platform(or api's) suing anybody who is using it or something similar. No wonder c and c++ still going to be popular in the future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvLikiVraHE&feature=related
"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it." -- Donald Knuth
Is Oracle a religion or a cult of some sort, where all members surrender all of their worldly possessions in exchange for a blessing from the Father RDBMS, the Sun Licenses, and the Holy Brand Name?
Though I can sorta understand SQL Server, which is a part of that whole Microsoft catholicism, with its beautiful cathedrals that some people still admire...
Oracle might make sense for "the five richest kings in Europe", but for the rest of us there's PostgreSQL.
--libman
> 'faster than any microprocessor on the planet.'
Okay, Larry, one of us clearly misunderstands cloud (and possibly just about all) computing. Don't we want a computer that runs it cheaper, not faster?
Anybody remember this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOEFXaWHppE
Guess he's changed his tune...
Here's to the crazy ones
It is ironic they use "Open" in the name of their conference given Larry Ellison's stance on just how *NOT* open Java's API is.
The cloud is such a nice thing to talk about. It will take care of everything, except the main problem the ISP are bringing to the table.
Download limits.
I recently got my internet shut off because I downloaded over 250gb. You'd think 250gb is enough, but it isn't. Sure, it's enough if I didn't do anything, but being disabled and using Internet most the day.
Here's the best example i know of. You use an online backup, and you then lose a harddrive. lets just say, you lost a 1TB harddrive that you had 300gbs of data backup online. Well, damn, if you try to restore that info to your computer, you'll be over your monthly limit.
That is cloud power for ya. Ya, we got the cloud, do you have true unlimited downloads? No? Then you will find cloudless skies, since your internet will be turned off.
For the record, I got my internet turned back on that day, because it was a policy they just decided to enforce without telling anyone, and it's bullshit, like the customer service person thought what I was talking to him. In fact, he didn't even know they had a download limit. No big surprise there.
The cloud is a joke, because the ISP's are limiting us to very very very little download.
Be seeing you...
Larry? Oh, thought maybe Harlan had developed something.
Having just read Charles Stross' "Rule 34" ... this sounds ominous. (unless it's the best thing to ever happen to humanity - I couldn't tell, by the end).
"Ahh! I see you're in that indeterminate Schrodinger state where - oh, uh
> UltraSPARC chip that (he claimed) can run the Oracle database 'faster than any microprocessor on the planet'
Such a planet cannot exist. Ellison's trying to make us all disappear in a puff of logic.