UK Man Arrested For Offensive Joke Posted On Facebook
An anonymous reader writes "A tasteless joke posted on Facebook saw a man arrested in the UK under section 127 of the Communications Act, for sending a public electronic communication which is 'grossly offensive'. Matthew Wood, 20, of Eaves Lane, Chorley, UK will appear before Chorley Magistrates' Court on Monday."
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Would you like a slice of toast?
What's the difference from a Nanny-state with limited human rights and the UK?
Trick question, there isn't any.
I'm deeply offended - and off to the police station ;-)
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which is totally what she said
You're a fucking spectacular nincompoop.
Makes you kinda appreciate our Creator endowed right to say " So there was this Nun, a penguin and a Hockey Official in fishnets and heels carrying a can of Crisco into the bar..."
We do try to set a good example for our backwoods cousins across the water.
*Repent!Quit Your Job!Slack Off!The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!