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PETA Condemns Pokemon For Promoting Animal Abuse

SchrodingerZ writes "PETA, the same group that last November protested Mario for 'wearing fur,' has condemned the Pokémon media franchise and video game series. In light of the recent release of Pokemon Black and White Versions 2, the activist group is protesting that the Pokemon game series 'paints a rosy picture of what amounts to thinly veiled animal abuse.' As many of us know Pokemon is about young children who capture wild animals for the sole purpose of having them battle in non-fatal sparing matches. 'Much like animals in the real world, Pokémon are treated as unfeeling objects and used for such things as human entertainment and as subjects in experiments. The way that Pokémon are stuffed into pokéballs is similar to how circuses chain elephants inside railroad cars and let them out only to perform confusing and often painful tricks that were taught using sharp steel-tipped bullhooks and electric shock prods,' says a statement from the group. Ironically within Pokemon B/W 2 there an organization known as Team Plasma , which deals with taking Pokemon and retuning them to the wild. PETA is so up in arms that they have even created an anti-pokemon parody game in which you play as an escaped Pokemon battling your trainer. I recommend trying it, just for the laughs."

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  1. Obligatory Firefly quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, my days of not taking PETA seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

    1. Re:Obligatory Firefly quote by Dahamma · · Score: 5, Funny

      That whole campaign is only one letter away from brilliance...

      Sex kittens talk to each other through squeaks, squeals, and other low-frequency sounds

      Like their surface-dwelling cousins, the land kittens, sex kittens enjoy being petted.

      Some sex kittens tend well-kept gardens.

      they often gently rub against each other as a sign of affection.

      While this is not particularly easy to do underwater coherently, female sex kittens don't generally seem to mind.

  2. Re:Trolls by viperidaenz · · Score: 5, Funny

    But if you don't feed the trolls they'll die. PETA condemns troll killing.

  3. I support PETA... by Zapotek · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...as of 3mins ago and will keep supporting them in hopes of seeing more headlines like these, pure comedy. Thank you PETA.

  4. Models supporting PETA? by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will they be nude?

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    1. Re:Models supporting PETA? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pikanude! I choose you!

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  5. Critical problem by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    PETA needs to turn its attention toward the care and feeding of abandoned Tamagotchi. These were purchased for children who, after having grown up, have abandoned their pets to the bottoms of toy chests or the back of sock drawers. PETA needs to fund a reserve for forgotten Tamagotchi.

    Right after they get their Save the Skeets campaign off the ground.

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  6. Re:Funny by 2.7182 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's really high time that they went after Mr. Ed, before the reruns stop airing at least.

  7. Re:Funny by travbrad · · Score: 3, Funny

    They were complaining about Mario wearing a raccoon suit a few months ago. At least they have moved on to whining about things that happened in the 90s now.

  8. Re:I think PETA exists solely . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The "Westboro Baptist Church" style of marketing? You're actually probably a lot more right than you know. Groups like this stay relevant by generating ever more insane news clips. Oh sure, they probably believe (most of them, anyways) their basic message, but they do and say the really stupid stuff like this because it gets them noticed. And they thrive on attention. They're like children throwing temper tantrums (probably with the same level of maturity). The absolute worst thing you can do to them, and the best thing you can do for society, is to studiously ignore them.

    When WBC came to protest at UW-Madison, we gathered sponsors.
    The sponsors donated $X for every minute that WBC protested.
    The proceeds were used to fund LGBT student organizations on campus.

    WBC is welcome to come back and raise more money for LGBT causes any time.

  9. Re:Funny by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 4, Funny

    I like PETA too, in fact I am a member of the People Eating Tasty Animals club.

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  10. Re:Funny by azalin · · Score: 5, Funny

    So you discriminate against animals because of tastiness? While pigs and cows may participate in your clubs festivities, the slimy mollusk and dung beetle are shunned and segregated. And this wants to be an age of enlightenment...

  11. Re:No they do NOT stand a chance in the USA by chthon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cats do not need protection from PETA, because the cat owns you.