Curiosity Spies Unidentified, Metallic Object On Mars
MrSeb writes "A few hundred million miles away on the surface of the Red Planet, Mars rover Curiosity has photographed an unidentified, shiny, metallic object. Now, before you get too excited, the most likely explanation is that bright object is part of the rover that has fallen off — or perhaps some debris from MSL Curiosity's landing on Mars, nine weeks ago. There is the distinct possibility, however, that this object is actually native to Mars, which would be far more exciting. It could be the tip of a larger object, or perhaps some kind of exotic, metallic Martian pebble (a piece of metal ore, perhaps). Close-up imagery will now be captured and analyzed, and within the next few days we should know if it's simply a piece of Curiosity — or something a whole lot more exciting."
Dear NASA: Would you please return it to me? I dropped it there when Iwas playing fetch with my astro-dog but since that vacation in 1982, what with the economy inthe shitter and my extreme insanity and all, Italian conspiracies, etc., etc., I had pretty much given upon retrieving it.
Please mail my battery-actuated vibrating metal thing object to:
Bob S.
445 Gimlet Road
Cornhole, OH
Thanks for bringing this find to my attention, Slashdort!
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They finally found the Prothean ruin!
that's where I left them
You mean "Made in China"...
If some tells you to bite it, don't.
I'm expecting an earth-shattering kaboom!
The greater good.
It was written in ancient Sumerian. It says:
"Global warming is real, so we're gonna try moving to the next planet over."
It's carbon dated 20,000 years old.
For fuck's sake, there is such a thing as being too cynical.
I doubt that.
If God forks the Universe every time you roll a die, he'd better have a damned good memory.
there is at least one model for oil/natural gas that could explain its creation based of geological processes rather then biological material breaking down
There is at least one model for child birth that involves avian delivery.