Canadian Spying Case Proves Floppy Drive Isn't Dead Yet
An anonymous reader writes "The details of a Canadian spying case are coming to light, including the method of copying the sensitive data from the 'secured' computer linking five countries and the Russian handlers: Copy Data into Notepad; Save File to Floppy Drive; USB Key; ???; Profit! For $3000/mo in prepaid credit cards and wire transfers."
But frankly, the fact that they aren't blowing billions of dollars on having bases in the Middle East, supporting an "ally" that stabs them in the back every chance they get while still doing things that stir up trouible - like stealing other people's land, and the fact that I've never heard protestors in a Muslim country yell, "Death to Cananda!" or a Latin/South American say something bad about a Canadian.
If it weren't for us, the US, I bet their lives would be much more peaceful.
I'll take their problems anyday.
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In World War II, the influx of volunteer Canadian pilots kept the RAF from being attritted into nothingness during the Battle of Britain. On D-Day, the Canadians at Juno Beach faced stiffer resistance than any other beachhead except Omaha - by day's end they had penetrated deeper into France than any of the other four beachheads. Later, it was the Canadians who drove the German Fifteenth Army, at that time the last fully cohesive German unit in the region, off their superbly-fortified position overlooking (and denying naval access to) the port of Antwerp, which the Allies desperately needed for supplies and which the British had failed to open.
You can joke all you want, but you seriously don't want to fuck with the Canadian military (and no, I'm not Canadian).
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Is it just me or does the author not know what false flag means?
Well put, Antipater. Nice to see someone who studies real history, not just the US classroom version!
Although, you could have mentioned how we kicked Yankee arse in 1812.....
The internet has definitely changed the espionage game. If you think about it, the entire premise of Star Wars falls apart completely in an internet society. The movie starts out with Vader trying to recover the plans for the Death Star which are stored on R2D2, and then the entire middle of the movie involves trying to physically transport R2 to the Rebels to allow them to stage an attack. If the Empire had internet, then the rebel spies would have just uploaded the plans for the Death Star to the Rebel Alliance, and you'd skip straight to the final scene of the movie.
Although, you could have mentioned how we kicked Yankee arse in 1812.....
Canada wasn't a country until 1867.
We'll liberate you yet, don't worry. Most of you have placed yourself in easy reach along the border already... :)
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