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First time accepted submitter The_Buse writes "This week I lost my grandmother and after returning to work (as a web developer) I find myself looking for some way to dedicate something to her memory. Unfortunately, I'm no author so I can't dedicate a book to her, and I can't carry a tune so penning a song in her honor is out of the question. What I can do is write one hell of a web app, and after nearly a year of development my (small) team and I are nearing the release date of our next product. My question is, have you ever dedicated a project/app/code in honor of someone? What's the best way to do it: comment blocks in the header, tongue-in-cheek file names, Easter eggs? Or is this a horrible idea all together?"

186 comments

  1. In the "About" section? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A simple "in loving memory of X" or "decicated to X" should do.

    1. Re:In the "About" section? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      A simple "in loving memory of X" or "decicated to X" should do.

      This doesn't quite count, but I once put this in a .java file years ago:

      /**
        * @dedication This code is dedicated to all the l33t h4x0rs that will never get laid.
        */

    2. Re:In the "About" section? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Even better: If there is any kind of loading/splash screen, having the dedication in there, with a classy font and all, on a white background, would be really nice, and also distract the user while it's loading. Each and every time the thing is loaded, somebody would think of her.

      If that isn't lovely, then I don't know what is.

    3. Re:In the "About" section? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was that after or before you hacked?

    4. Re:In the "About" section? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forcing users to see it in the splash every time is overkill.

    5. Re:In the "About" section? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      // I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
      // have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
      // released into the public.

    6. Re:In the "About" section? by mattr · · Score: 1

      If it is a critical webapp or I'm paying money for it, I think it would make less user-friendly since I would, after enough iterations, be peeved about having to read about his wife every time I used it. Whereas it would be quite appropriate on a separate credits page by itself, analagous to the About window that almost all desktop apps have.

    7. Re:In the "About" section? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      What does your code have to do with releasing your dog to the public? ;)

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    8. Re:In the "About" section? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if I've learned anything about dedications and appropriate locations; a much better dedication is putting her name in script on the back window of your SUV.

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    9. Re:In the "About" section? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is X dead already? I'm shocked!

    10. Re:In the "About" section? by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Who will we find in maths classes now?

    11. Re:In the "About" section? by Meski · · Score: 1

      That isn't how you spell desiccated, and the grandmother probably hasn't achieved that state yet...

    12. Re:In the "About" section? by Meski · · Score: 1

      Forcing users to see any splash screen more than the first time is overkill. If you need to see it again, duplicate it in the about screen.

    13. Re:In the "About" section? by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      They're both riddled with bugs.

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    14. Re:In the "About" section? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --I would tend to agree. Putting in the " Help\About " screen would probably be acceptable; putting it in an Easter egg might be better.

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    15. Re:In the "About" section? by Saija · · Score: 1

      You wrote that in SexualActivityException.java or VirginityImpl.java ? hehe

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  2. Nice Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you have an 'About...' item or a slash screen this seems like a good place to do it

  3. Another way by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You spent several manyears in coding an app, and just before release you consider implementing an Easter Egg?! How about the splash screen with the name of the app and "dedicated to my grandmother", that should do it.

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  4. Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A web app that will be forgotten by everyone including you in 5 years.

    Technology and software changes too fast to get any sort of meangful duration dedication out of it like that.

    1. Re:Bad idea by RiscIt · · Score: 2

      Indeed. There is a reason memorials are made out of things like stone. Things that don't really last make the person making the dedication feel better, but I've always felt they were bit hollow.

      I still find it sad when I see those "In Loving Memory of" stickers on new cars of all things. ...That same car will rust and decay and eventually be sold for scrap in 20 years or less most likely. How does that honor anyone?

    2. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't do the star naming thing - it's a scam.
      http://www.iau.org/public/buying_star_names/

    3. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not like doing any particular thing excludes another. Nothing last forever so I don't think it's a big deal if he wants to dedicate some of his work to his grandmother. And the dedication is always for the person making it.

    4. Re:Bad idea by wmbetts · · Score: 2

      I once had a girlfriend (shocking I know) that I was romantic enough and a previous boyfriend had bought her a star. She got mad when I went on about how he got scammed. It's a good thing she's gone.

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    5. Re:Bad idea by wmbetts · · Score: 1

      argg.

      "wasn't romantic enough"

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    6. Re:Bad idea by hot+soldering+iron · · Score: 1

      This. There is a reason markers are made of granite. A small, polished granite obelisk with her name and dates of birth and death, and maybe a small poem or a portrait on it would be small enough that you could keep it close to you but still last for a long time. It would also go well in a small "remembrance" flower garden.

      Some of the "ghost lights" were also popular a few years ago: lithophanes CNC cut into Corian or plexiglass and lit by LEDs. Classy and small. Liable to last longer than you will.

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    7. Re:Bad idea by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Is it any more of a scam than a pet rock? They only claim to register a book with the copyright office. Surely that is not too difficult or expensive to do....

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    8. Re:Bad idea by zippthorne · · Score: 2

      That's not the bit I would have clarified....

      She got mad when I went on about how he got scammed. It's a good thing she's gone.

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    9. Re:Bad idea by Iskender · · Score: 1

      It's not like doing any particular thing excludes another. Nothing last forever so I don't think it's a big deal if he wants to dedicate some of his work to his grandmother. And the dedication is always for the person making it.

      I agree completely!

      Some suggest carving things into granite. But then the poster could just as well make a similar monument for himself: both will outlast him. But what's the point of something conveying his feelings when he is no longer there himself?

      The grief and respect are here in this moment. If he feels like putting a dedication into a program then that works, not to mention it's been done before. It will also be nice since anyone who happens to see it will know that it was written by an actual human, rather than a self-aware database in the basement of Oracle's corporate HQ.

    10. Re:Bad idea by Yobgod+Ababua · · Score: 1

      As an opposing view... hundreds or thousands of people wil see that window sticker.
      When you get a new car you can either got a new sticker (easy enough) or let your loved ones move on. Your choice.

      I don't see anything sad about honoring a passed loved one in any way.

  5. I did, once upon a time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://www.gnu.org/software/gnump3d/dedication.html

    1. Re:I did, once upon a time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The top banner links to a domain that is full of ad like it is owned by some domain hogger/squatter. What is the point of that? Why not link to http://www.gnu.org/software/gnump3d ?

  6. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is. You can probably guess which question that's an answer to, but it saves you worrying about any of the others.

  7. Probably Not by Dogbertius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry to seem harsh, but this is probably not the best idea. If it's fun little web app, then you could pull it off. Anything that will deployed in a professional environment should not have something like this present. I think the only time I've ever seen this in practice was in the "Help -> About" section of a proprietary DB app used in automotive shops. I think it was addressed to the office pet (a golden lab) for the small office of coders that wrote the app.

    Why do you feel compelled to draw attention to the loss of your grandmother? My condolences for this loss, but there are probably more appropriate ways to commemorate her memory. Pay for a spot in the obituary in the local paper, so that the people in closest proximity (and are likely the largest demographic which may have been affected by her actions) would know. It's always a shock for people to learn years after the fact that a local pillar of the community or old friend has passed away. It might do some good to make sure all the people that knew her are aware of this.

    I hope this helps.

    1. Re:Probably Not by nomagnettowomen · · Score: 1
      I am going to disagree. Provided this is app belongs to you and not someone else, and that this is discrete and tactful, then go ahead. I am assuming you have acknowledgments or something similar in Help - About or whatever makes sense in your app.

      The reason you can do this is because many people will go "Awww... thats nice" and because not many other people are doing this now.

      Perhaps in the future everyone will do this, and you won't be able to click on anything without seeing a splash screen, slideshow, or musical tribute to someone's deceased relative or lost family pet. Then we will have a new standard of annoying and look back fondly on the days where we just saw ads for Chrysler.

    2. Re:Probably Not by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Yes, dedicating a professional commercial software product to someone guarantees its failure, Apple Lisa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Lisa).

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    3. Re:Probably Not by binarylarry · · Score: 5, Funny

      Also there's Vista, named after Steve Ballmer's daughter, Vista Ballmer.

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    4. Re:Probably Not by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wasn't that the one with the "Longhorn" project name?

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    5. Re:Probably Not by thoughtlover · · Score: 1, Informative

      Also there's Vista, named after Steve Ballmer's daughter, Vista Ballmer.

      No, no it's not. Ballmer only has three sons. I'm pretty sure none of them are named Vista.

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    6. Re:Probably Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course it's done in professional environments. in a currently used motor vehicle registry database, in the north east united states, there is a dedication that comes up once a year, at boot time, to a coder who passed away while on that project. he was diagnosed with cancer and gone two weeks later. we did it to remember him and his contribution to the project, and remind us (the project team) to take care of ourselves.

    7. Re:Probably Not by Scotch+Game · · Score: 2

      Why do you feel compelled to draw attention to the loss of your grandmother?

      Um, because the person loved her, that's why. Why do you feel compelled to take issue with it?

      The point of a dedication is to hallmark an intense work of labor or of love with an emblem of personal significance, and to seal that work, in a sense to elevate it, with the idea that all of the work we do is in some sense personal -- to ourselves, and, to the degree that we are influenced or driven by those important to us, to those others as well with whom we share our lives. If one can dedicate, of all things, a plaque on a park bench, then why not dedicate our work -- which is our time and therefore a fundamental material of our lives -- to someone we love? Why on Earth would "professional" mean "devoid of personal investment?" That's ridiculous and, in fact, flies in the face of the working wisdom of many successful firms who have become well known in recent years by finding ways to make work more personal, by allowing workers to bring their dogs to work, or by providing childcare or concierge services.

      There's no harm in this at all and there's much to be gained if the coder, by virtue of his or her dedication, begins to take a personal investment in the maintenance of the code that's been signed in this way. Yes, I'm sure that we could think of ways that this could get out of hand or become problematic. But killjoy hand-wringing and fussy sniffing aside, I believe that coders should absolutely make a personal investment in the work that they do.

    8. Re:Probably Not by Kittenman · · Score: 2

      Also there's Vista, named after Steve Ballmer's daughter, Vista Ballmer.

      Vista is Expee's sister, then?

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    9. Re:Probably Not by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Whoosh.

    10. Re:Probably Not by Iskender · · Score: 1

      Sorry to seem harsh, but this is probably not the best idea. If it's fun little web app, then you could pull it off. Anything that will deployed in a professional environment should not have something like this present.

      "should not". Says who? On what authority? Who or what made you think that an expression of compassion is somehow damaging?

    11. Re:Probably Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vista is Expee's sister, then?

      Let's see.

      "Ex" means "used to be".

      "pee" is "urine".

      <ducking> posted anonymously for obvious reasons </ducking>

    12. Re:Probably Not by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      Ironic really, that "Microsoft" comes with "Longhorn".

    13. Re:Probably Not by TheSeatOfMyPants · · Score: 1

      Normally I don't correct spelling, but:
      discrete : separate from other parts (common in math & [audio, electrical, etc.] engineering)
      discreet : unobtrusive, subtle

      Also, he doesn't need to worry about being "tactful", more about not being tacky. Tact is what we use to discuss a subject with somebody without causing them emotional unnecessary distress; being tacky means a person or thing comes across as low-class.

      Anyway, to respond more to your message, I agree that something discreet & classy is the way to go. I see them in the 'dedication' area in fiction novels every so often -- something like "dedicated to great-aunt Mildred, whose encouragement kept me writing in the face of so many rejections" or "for cousin Bill, my childhood co-pilot of a thousand spaceships" -- and even though I'm not particularly sentimental, the ones like that often seem quite touching.

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    14. Re:Probably Not by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      Is one of them called Longhorn?

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    15. Re:Probably Not by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      Spoken like a true geek.

      He never suggested that it would be "damaging," just inappropriate. For a business application, I agree.

                -dZ.

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    16. Re:Probably Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll, NSFW.

    17. Re:Probably Not by nschubach · · Score: 1

      I'm curious about what will happen when the next programmer comes along and removes the dedication because he/she has no idea who the person is. Then again, I've never understood dedications.

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    18. Re:Probably Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, this was an allusion to Terminator 2.

  8. Nobody reads those things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, if you want to put it in, you can, but nobody reads them, or if they do, they forget about them.

    Just think, when was the last time you read an author's dedication?

    1. Re:Nobody reads those things by hazah · · Score: 1

      Don't think that's how dedications work. They are far more for the grieving than the stranger.

    2. Re:Nobody reads those things by TheLink · · Score: 2

      Yeah it's for those who are alive.

      I personally think honoring someone after they're dead is a waste of time. Visit people while they are still alive, not their gravestones. I'd rather people do nice stuff for me while I'm still alive. After I'm dead, don't waste time and resources on me, there are billions of other people still alive to do nice stuff to.

      BUT the thing is, many of the other people who are still alive might like people to visit the graves of their beloved dead ones, etc. And so if I visit graves or attend memorial services, it's to make the living happier or at least less sad. It's doing nice stuff for them.

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    3. Re:Nobody reads those things by hazah · · Score: 1

      If you really think about it, it's simply in our nature. I mean we personify inanimate objects all the time, it is no different with the dead. To most, I would imagine, that person still "feels" like they're present, regardless of what physics would have to say.

    4. Re:Nobody reads those things by Iskender · · Score: 1

      It's fine if you don't read that kind of thing.

      But I read them and think.

    5. Re:Nobody reads those things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grieve in your app, not in mine. If it is your own app, please ignore.

  9. For German language, there is ... by hubertf · · Score: 0

    ... www.gedenkseiten.de where you can make a profile for the late person, and visitors can light virtual candles.
    YMMV if this is useful.

      - Hubert

  10. Horrible idea by Ritchie70 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whatever it is, it probably has an expected life span of a few years.

    If you tie a tribute to your departed grandmother up in it, you're going to be even more bummed when your project's life ends.

    My grandfather died slightly over a decade ago. Nothing I was working on then is still in use in any meaningful way. Both facts make me sad, but having them tied together would be worse.

    Find the local park district and buy a little plaque on a park bench if you want something. Or a brick in the humane society sidewalk, or whatever people do wherever it is you are.

    Or better yet, honor her memory by doing something with your life that would make her proud of you. You probably had a hard time explaining to her what you even do, why would you memorialize her with it?

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    1. Re:Horrible idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...honor her memory by doing something with your life that would make her proud of you.

      Best thing I've ever read on Slashdot since it started.

    2. Re:Horrible idea by techdolphin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Consider what your grandmother liked.

      If it is parks, then a plaque in the park is good. If she loved babies, then perhaps you could donate time to a crisis nursery or help them build a web application. If she loved animals, then perhaps do the same for an animal shelter. If she loved science, then you could help with a program that gets children interested in science.

      With a little thought, I am sure you could come up with a great way to honor your grandmother's memory.

    3. Re:Horrible idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seconding this. Your grandmother would surely approve of using your coding skills to help those who need it. Unless she was an objectivist or something.

    4. Re:Horrible idea by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 1

      Right. That's why dedicating books to people is such a stupid idea. You write a book that has fewer than 5000 copies sold, and is forgotten in a few years. Songs are even more likely to be forgotten.

      No wait, that's wrong! It's not a horrible idea. If someone is good at something, dedicating something that you have made/written is fine. It's more meaningful than a plaque which just sits there.

      And yes, software stops being used. And plaques rust. Whatever.

      Personally, I would suggest putting some notes in the source code (perhaps HTML comments) with details, and in the About section and documentation put a small note, "Dedicated to the memory of Marigold Margret Smith 1935-2012". Nothing too complicated, simple is better.
       

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    5. Re:Horrible idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur!

    6. Re:Horrible idea by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, honor her memory by doing something with your life that would make her proud of you. You probably had a hard time explaining to her what you even do, why would you memorialize her with it?

      I'm pretty sure my grandfather, who had a 9th grade education and never owned a computer, never understood what I do in my day job as a software geek. But I think he was proud of me for it nonetheless. I was an educated professional working in a highly skilled and reasonably creative field. Indeed, it's partly because of his support for my education that I got where I am-- IIRC, he helped pay to send me to the summer program for "gifted" students where I wrote my very first software.

      As I think about it, it seems it would be entirely appropriate to dedicate a bit of software to him. Yes, that software would probably only be around a few years, but all things are impermanent. The program will be gone in 10 years, a gravestone will be gone in 1,000; both a blink in geological time.

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    7. Re:Horrible idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that this is a good response. Especially if your teams project is spamware. I might have to resurrect your grandma and punish her for being in your family tree.

    8. Re:Horrible idea by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1

      I was speaking merely of the greater impermanence of software compared to things in the more physical world, and the emotional ties that would make its end harder.

      If the OP doesn't think that will bother him, put a little thing about her in HTML comments, and a dedication in the About.

      Books are different than software. If 5,000 copies were sold, it's likely that the book will exist for a very long time somewhere - but, more importantly, the not sold copies can persist on the author's bookshelf, and the author's family's bookshelf, for generations.

      My great-grandfather wrote a book in 1932 about Herbert Hoover. Since Hoover was then the current president, I suppose it might be considered part of his re-election campaign. To the best of my knowledge, all of his living descendants have a copy, and those copies will no doubt be passed on to our children, and persist in the family until the paper crumbles to dust. In fact, thanks to the questionable tactics of someone called "Kessinger Publishing", it's once again available new in print.

      A song or poem about his grandmother? That will likely persist in some form until the OP dies, whether in his papers, or his memory, or those of his friends and family. Since I was only talking about emotional ties and the OP, that's plenty.

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  11. what I'd do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Either a comment block in HTML or a paragraph in humans.txt

    1. Re:what I'd do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 for humans.txt

  12. Plant a Tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Planting a tree is easy to do and provides many years of enjoyment.

    1. Re:Plant a tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plant a tree in her honor. You can put a small plaque in front of it. Or as another poster suggested do something in the park like donate a bench. These tend to have an impact far beyond just the app itself, which is a pretty short timeframe.

      What if you left the company or it got shut down? Or if you changed departments. If it's a larger project, someone else could take it over 5 years from now and decide to re-dedicate it to their grandmother...

      However, the bench and the tree will still be standing.

      Yes, but someone will have long since spraypainted "ur gma was a gay nigger" on the plaque and carved a cock & balls effigy deeply into the tree.

      People are why we can't have nice things.

  13. Beautiful Idea by dangle · · Score: 1

    How about adding her name in the 'credits' after the other developers' names, perhaps with a short compliment on her qualities as a person? Or associated more closely with your name to avoid the team feeling as if you've appropriated the entire project.

  14. not entirely 100% horrible, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry about your grandmother, but dedicating a web app to her memory is not really that permanent of a thing. You might want to consider something less fleeting, maybe endow a flower garden at her church, a bench in a public park, something that would be visible and public to the people who knew her.

  15. Strange, but valid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First, I'm sorry for you loss.

    While it's nice to dedicate work to someone, you might want to rethink the method. Certainly don't put in easter eggs or change file names. That not only gets in the way of functionality, but will also prevent most people from seeing what you have done. (Plus it'll depress the people who do see it.) If you are going to dedicate your coding work to someone I recommend doing so in the release notes or release announcement. I've done this before, dedicating a single release to a family member or friend or sick person who could use some kind thoughts. But note the difference, it's not something in the product, it's not hidden, it's a clear, up front dedication which people can see without affecting your development or functionality.

    Another thought: After losing someone there can be a strong urge to _do something_, anything. You want to mark that person's life and their meaning to you and that is great, it is. However, it's usually a bad idea to mix business and your personal life. Consider writing a poem, or donate money to charity in their name. These approaches will not only maintain a healthy barrier between your personal life and work, but it will probably mean more to people in a wider audience.

  16. Great Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Instead of being discouraging and borderline sociopathic, I'm sure you're grandmother would have been elated to know you plan on dedicating something in her honor. You're dedicating something you're good at doing and spent a bunch of time on. That being said, if it's going to be open sourced then throw it inside the header comments. If it's closed, throw a footer section in like websites have that contains the copyright stuff.
    She'd be proud to have a grandchild that loves her to the extent of dedicating something to her, as will your family.

  17. As usual, check out Debian by vlm · · Score: 5, Informative

    As usual with all other topics, check out what Debian has been doing for more than a decade.
    Pretty much every release this century has some dedication to devs who died since the last release.
    Sad, but true, that anytime you get a thousand or so people together in a group, even if they're mostly young and apparently healthy, you're gonna lose one every year or so.

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    1. Re:As usual, check out Debian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that means that if I stay out of large groups of people I should live longer. I knew there had to be an upside to being alone.

    2. Re:As usual, check out Debian by LourensV · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And KDE has dedicated releases to deceased contributors as well. Why not? A small note in the release notes and perhaps in the About box would be the most tasteful option in my opinion, but it's your grandmother, so you decide.

    3. Re:As usual, check out Debian by westlake · · Score: 1

      As usual with all other topics, check out what Debian has been doing for more than a decade.

      I don't why something like this becomes a problem for the geek.

      It has never been a problem for the writer, the composer, the theatrical or motion picture producer, the architect or the engineer.

    4. Re:As usual, check out Debian by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Sad, but true, that anytime you get a thousand or so people together in a group, even if they're mostly young and apparently healthy, you're gonna lose one every year or so.

      Leading causes being major physical trauma like car crashes, falling from great heights or heavy objects land/collapse over you as well as suicides, for most of these it doesn't matter if you're a top athlete or a tub of lard.

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    5. Re:As usual, check out Debian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As usual with all other topics, check out what Debian has been doing for more than a decade. Pretty much every release this century has some dedication to devs who died since the last release.

      Smaller projects has done that as well. But of course not on every release. For example check out Lilypond 2.12.

    6. Re:As usual, check out Debian by hazah · · Score: 1

      No, it does not mean that at all. That's pretty much all in your head. You're alone for another reason.

    7. Re:As usual, check out Debian by jgrahn · · Score: 1

      As usual with all other topics, check out what Debian has been doing for more than a decade. Pretty much every release this century has some dedication to devs who died since the last release.

      That's different: that's a dedication inside the very thing the deceased was working on, made by and for the community she was a member of. You don't see Debian releases dedicated to some member's grandparent, although we can be sure the members have loved ones and sorrows like everyone else.

      So here's another vote for not doing anything like that.

    8. Re:As usual, check out Debian by Iskender · · Score: 1

      I don't why something like this becomes a problem for the geek.

      It has never been a problem for the writer, the composer, the theatrical or motion picture producer, the architect or the engineer.

      Well put, you managed to convey what I was thinking too.

  18. Be discreet about it by sandytaru · · Score: 2

    Nothing in the actual app itself. If you have a credits page, put "In loving memory of..." at the very bottom of the page. No one reads the credits unless the know of the the developers anyway, and those folks will probably be pleased to see a note of dedication to a grandma at the bottom.

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  19. Why exactly do you want to do this? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 0

    I'm honestly asking. You already remember your grandmother, so you don't need it.There's no heaven/hell/afterlife of any kind, so your grandma won't see it, and among everybody else, you'll find those that remember her, and those that don't even know your grandma. So what do you win by dedicating something to the memory of somebody? It's just make-believe. It's just something for yourself. It's done to make you feel noble/a better person.

    So, my advice: Don't waste your time on petty superstitions.

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    1. Re:Why exactly do you want to do this? by jbeaupre · · Score: 2

      What does he win? Peace of mind.

      It's called grieving, dumbass. Even animals do it. Psychologists point out that funerals are not for the dead, they are for the living. It's how humans (and some animals) deal with a loss. We do it for ourselves. It's normal and healthy. If this seems silly to you, then that's an indication there is something wrong with you, not others.

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    2. Re:Why exactly do you want to do this? by Belial6 · · Score: 2

      Yes, funerals are for the living. Not for all of the living, but for the living that knew and cared for the dead. The problem that we are facing is the increasingly common practice of trying to force all of the people that didn't know the dead to acknowledge and grieve for them. It is understandable why one might rationalize putting a "In Memory" tag at the end of a movie or TV show that was about the dead, or the dead worked on. This is because the person seeing it has a direct tie to the dead.

      In the case of putting "in memory of" on software for people that were totally unrelated to the project, I would say it is in poor taste. It is in line with the piles of garbage that people leave by the roadside when someone dies. Poor taste. Before you assault me about being a monster for calling those piles 'garbage', take the old adage "One mans trash is another mans treasure." It is equally true that "One man's treasure is another mans trash." I fully recognize that those piles are not trash for the people who knew the dead, but for just about everyone else they are.

      GNUALMAFUERTE isn't a dumbass. The_Buse invited GNUALMAFUERTE to express his opinion on the matter, and GNUALMAFUERTE did. This is another reason why public displays are a bad idea for death. It is fine for The_Buse to mourn his grandmother, but it would actually The_Buse who is the asshole if he has a problem with complete strangers not caring. It would be The_Buse who is an asshole if he is offended that someone answered his question.

      Remember, GNUALMAFUERTE did not seek out The_Buse. The_Buse came to GNUALMAFUERTE for advice.

      So, my advice is don't put a memorial in the software. Have a funeral. Invite her friends. Invite her family. Invite those that you think might want to be there because they are your friends and family. If you want something more permanent, commission an oil painting that can be hung in your home. Inviting random strangers (particularly ones that have a reputation of being harsh) into a personal, important, and fragile part of your life is a HUGE mistake.

    3. Re:Why exactly do you want to do this? by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      Good points. Though I'd like to say that I labeled him a dumbass for blaming superstition as the reason people memorialize the dead. Superstitions are a result of our pervasive urge to grieve, not the cause (e.g. trying to make sense of something confusing).

      Attacking imagined beliefs of another person was stupid and had little or nothing to do with the advice being sought.

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    4. Re:Why exactly do you want to do this? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      I wasn't attacking anything. Some guy posts an ask-slashdot story. We are all slashdot, so I reply just as I reply to so many stories. If this where just a story about some guy doing it, I might not have expressed my opinion. His software, his fucking business. But he posted on /. asking our opinion.

      In my opinion, anything other than dealing with death in the privacy of our own minds is magical thinking. Any kind of display is a ceremony, and all ceremonies are in a way magical thinking. I'm a skeptical, an atheist, and a preacher of reality. I consider all magical thinking, however small or apparently harmless, to be detrimental to the human species. This guy asked for my opinion, and I got it. So, you post your opinion, and your opinion is that I'm a dumbass for posting my opinion. Interesting.

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    5. Re:Why exactly do you want to do this? by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      I'll assume we both believe in evolution. So riddle me this: why did we evolve magical thinking if it is detrimental to the human species? Why has the trait persisted if it is detrimental? If it's a side effect of a useful adaptation, are you willing to reject the useful adaptation in order to eliminate magical thinking? Or is it an atavistic trait that serves no purpose today?

      I would counter that while particular forms of magical thinking are harmful, the ability itself is incredibly useful. Let's use your example of ceremony. For instance: words represent ceremonial sounds representing internal thoughts. Don't know about you, but that's a ceremony I'm going to keep. Money is an entirely fictitious ceremonial object, but is incredibly useful. If it offends you, please feel free to stop using it.

      And so on.

      Yeah, I still think you're a dumbass.

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    6. Re:Why exactly do you want to do this? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      Evolution and natural selection aren't the same thing. Domesticated dogs are still evolving, but not through natural selection. It's artificial selection. We select them. We breed those individuals with phenotypes we like with others we select to remove unwanted traits and encourage desired ones. The same happens to humans.
      In countries with low child mortality rates, just about every individual can have as many kids as he wants, even if he can't support them, and they'll live to see adulthood, but those that reproduce more are usually not those considered la creme de la creme by society. Natural selection among humans is dead.

      Your mistake is thinking that every trait that naturally survives has actually been selected for or naturally rewarded. Not true. There are parasitic traits. Traits that are not detrimental to the point of decreasing survival rates or likelihood of reproduction don't get selected against by nature. If one such trait appears as a mutation in a population with other beneficial traits, that trait will survive even if it's not beneficial. If this successful population keeps breeding and being successful, it'll keep this parasitical traits as long as they don't directly affect them.

      Regardless, the transmission of religion is most likely not genetic, and better explained by Memetics than by Darwinian evolution.

      You should read The selfish gene.

      Now, under the premise of Memetics, society is selecting against the religion meme. It's slowly going away, and it's our duty to help speed up the process.

      Regarding the rest of your post, words aren't ceremonial sounds. They serve a particular purpose, and change all the time. Their purpose is to be useful, and are judged and modified constantly based on their efficiency. Language evolves constantly to be more effective at communication. Therefore, it's not ceremonial. Money is not ceremonial either, it's a convention that serves a specific purpose, and is in a way a form of communication too. Regardless, money is an ineffective method full of laws, and it's likely to eventually go away.

      Don't mistake the purely ceremonial with the actually useful. Ceremonies are things we do that serve no particular useful purpose, and are done merely to perpetuate ideas that have been implanted into individuals by society. Saying hello is not a ceremony, it's a convention. It tells somebody else that we acknowledge their presence. Kissing, smiling or shaking hands tells the other individual that we are friendly, and they can trust us. Again, conventions,not ceremonies. Sliding your credit card is not a ceremony, it's a convention. It serves the actual purpose of facilitating exchange and commerce. Burning a corpse is an actually useful task, we have to get rid of our dead in safe and sanitary way. Getting together in a magical building around a corpse and lighting candles doesn't serve any actual purpose, and is therefore a meaningless ceremony.

      Actually discussing and providing arguments like I'm doing is useful, saying " I still think you're a dumbass. " is just a ceremony.

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    7. Re:Why exactly do you want to do this? by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      I'd forgotten all about you.

      You seem to be sincere, but your grasp of natural selection and genetics seems to be pretty rudimentary. But at least you're trying.

      You seem to be against ceremony (as you define it) because it serves no purpose. My continuing point is that just because you don't see the purpose doesn't mean that it doesn't have one. Sort of like an appendix. Sure, we can do without. But what are the underlying reasons for its existence? You purpose to be a skeptic. So be skeptical of your absolutist view.

      In the case of standing around a dead person with candles, it serves a very useful purpose ... to the people standing around. Logically, it makes no sense. But it appears to serve a biological purpose with regards to mental health. Heck, birds have been shown to hold funerals (and I'm not away of them having religion). Do I understand why? No. But an intelligent person would seek to understand why rather than write it off as a useless gesture that needs to be eradicated.

      As far as calling you a dumbass, it serves a useful purpose. To inform you that you aren't as smart as you believe you are. And easier to type than "You seem to have a sad and simplistic understanding of the universe".

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  20. Was she a coder? by retech · · Score: 1

    I'm not trying to be harsh either, but seriously an app dedication? Was she a ground breaking coder? Did she sponsor your education? It just seems like a very inappropriate way to honour her.

    If you want to dedicate something to her, tell your family and friends about the first time she taught you something, or the things you do that have been passed down from her. Hold onto her lessons and events, they're the most precious thing anyone can give you. And when you share them with others you will be honouring her life.

    If you become a speaker of the dead for her then she won't be forgot in your lifetime.

    1. Re:Was she a coder? by Iskender · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to be harsh either, but seriously an app dedication? Was she a ground breaking coder? Did she sponsor your education? It just seems like a very inappropriate way to honour her.

      Books aren't dedicated exclusively to authors. While dedications are rarer in code, it follows that they don't have to go to coders exclusively.

      I'm not a coder but looking at this thread it looks like people confuse being a professional with being inhuman. Being professional is about getting the job done. So what if some user sees a dedication - it means the author cares about other people.

  21. Memorial Website by snowboardbum · · Score: 2

    Since you're a web developer, why not create a simple memorial website for your grandmother? Then her friends and family can use it to share photos and stories about her life.

  22. Worked for Apple by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

    Steve Jobs named one of his Apple computer versions after his daughter, Lisa.

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    1. Re:Worked for Apple by Assmasher · · Score: 1

      ...and look how well that worked out. Lol...

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    2. Re:Worked for Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Steve Jobs named one of his Apple computer versions after his daughter, Lisa.

      Ford named one of their car models after Henry Ford's son Edsel too. Not the best idea, in hindsight.

    3. Re:Worked for Apple by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Not as bad of an idea as naming your son Edsel in the first place, though.

  23. Things to do by porsche911 · · Score: 1

    Plant a tree,
    Rescue an abandoned pet
    Help kids,

    Be a person your Grandmother would respect.

  24. In other Germanic languages by andersh · · Score: 0

    Here in Norway you can now add QR codes to your tombstone with a link to a dedication website. I think the idea is "popular" in the US as well, I don't know who came up with the idea.

    1. Re:In other Germanic languages by bluescrn · · Score: 1

      The web changes too fast. That QR code could point to a domain squatter with a page full of pron ads in a few years time....

  25. Plant a tree by HockeyPuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Plant a tree in her honor. You can put a small plaque in front of it. Or as another poster suggested do something in the park like donate a bench. These tend to have an impact far beyond just the app itself, which is a pretty short timeframe.

    What if you left the company or it got shut down? Or if you changed departments. If it's a larger project, someone else could take it over 5 years from now and decide to re-dedicate it to their grandmother...

    However, the bench and the tree will still be standing.

  26. 12 years and going... by clandaith · · Score: 1

    My sister-in-law made me so angry one day that I told her every piece of code that I write will have "Missy is a jerk" somewhere in it.

    Don't remember what it was that she did, but I've held true to that promise for 12 years.

  27. Do it! by zitsky · · Score: 2

    I consider myself a cynic, but I teared up when I read about your plans to honor your grandmother. I think you should do it. It's a simple, harmless way to show your affection for her. It doesn't harm anyone or anything but it allows you to respect her memory.

  28. Average Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heck, that's slight less than average, and you're just talking about natural deaths and accidents. The sucide rates at Foxconn's factories are below average for their headcount and China, and that caused a great number of tabloid articles.

  29. Make a donation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Putting a dedication in code seems pretty odd unless she was one of the developers. You could find a cause she would have liked and making a donation in her memory. [ Or make the donation to EFF.org since most of us on Slashdot would like it ]

  30. Clearly you should... by Mashdar · · Score: 1

    Rewrite the compiler so that your binary is secretly an audio file with a message of your choosing.

    Bonus points if your application can play itself.

  31. My Dedication by BlueMonk · · Score: 1

    This is what I did for my grandmother. It's not exactly what you were thinking maybe, but may give you some ideas.
    http://enigmadream.com/maryann/

  32. I don't see an issue at all by jimicus · · Score: 1

    I dedicated my final year project to my housemate for providing moral support - he provided moral support by dropping out of college and spending £27,000 on crack cocaine and underage prostitutes.

    Whenever I had trouble finding motivation, I thought of him. This was remarkably effective in motivating me to do a good job of it - I didn't want to wind up in the same boat.

    1. Re:I don't see an issue at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but he probably makes more than you now from the various social welfare programmes he is no doubt taking advantage of.

      The dole in the UK is quite generous if you know how to take advantage of it.

  33. Write some socially beneficial code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not contribute to a humanitarian free and open source software (HFOSS) project? You can find various projects to volunteer with by contributing code at:

    http://socialcoding4good.org

  34. What about other developers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless the project is completely yours then it is not right to do something like that. What about the other people who worked on it? You are overshadowing them with your dedication. Additionally as Ritchie70 says you will probably be extra bummed when the life of the project comes to an end.... Additionally the code is for someone else anyway, so unless you get all the stakeholders to agree to that it is not right to do it....

  35. Re:No it is unprofessional by similar_name · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nobody gives a shit about your dead grandmother

    This gets modded up? Is Slashdot really so anti-social? Dedications aren't for other people or the dead. They're for the grieving. If it makes him feel better then that's what it's for. I never understood why so many smart people can't figure this out. You don't have to feel the way other people feel, but if you think you're smart at all you should be able to at least recognize that most humans have emotions and a grieving process.

  36. Light a candle by heydan · · Score: 1

    I like the ritual of burning a candle for 24 hours every year on the anniversary of the person's death.

  37. Student's Project by Rah'Dick · · Score: 1

    I'm teaching at a university of applied sciences and one of my students is currently creating a website using PHP/HTML5 and WebM/Vorbis media to remember her recently deceased dad, using interviews of relatives and friends, video snippets, photos and stories about his life, all chronologically linked together, categorized and tagged. The site will be password-protected and every friend or relative will receive an account. Apparently the man had a whole lot of friends all around the world, easily justifying this amount of work.

  38. Nobody messes with the Ministry of Public Welfare! by Guppy · · Score: 1

    Using repurposed military robotics and AI, create an unstoppable geriatric-mecha-juggernaut with the voice and personality of your deceased grandmother, who will then carve a swath of destruction through the city as it takes Grandpa on a trip to the beach. Or at least, that's what Anime tells me you should do. :)

    Roujin Z: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102812/

  39. Don't do it by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

    What if your software is full of bugs? Or gets rooted? Is that how you want people to think of your grandmother?

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  40. I plan on doing real Easter Eggs . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    I plan on donating my corpse to the local medical university. But before whats left of me ships out, I want to have some physical Easter Eggs planted in my body for the medical students to find. Like, USB memory sticks with medical fetish porn, secret Da Vinci coded treasure maps, extra Alien Borg technology organs, etc. That ought to lighten up anatomy class.

    When planning to dedicate something, the best thing to do is ask the person what they really want, before they die.

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  41. Re:No it is unprofessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    if the programming contractors did this one any of my projects, I'd have them fired and terminated immediately.

    Fired AND terminated? I think you're a bit harsh of a boss if you think it is within your disciplinary power to take someone's life because of a disagreement with something in your software...

  42. May I suggest by udachny · · Score: 1

    May I suggest an infinite loop?

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    P.S. My grandmother was the reason I even got into computers in the first place, back when I was probably 9 or 10y.o., she bought and sent me a book (we lived far away for 6 years), that was a children's story about computers and computer programming written from POV of a some kid that needed to solve a mystery of some sort and the only way to solve it for him was to get through various tasks, which dealt with computer organization, some algorithms, writing some code. Since I didn't have a computer at the time, I started writing code on paper.

    My grandmother later had a stroke and spent 5 years in a partial coma (half awake) before dying, pretty sad. I am thinking maybe an infinite loop is in order.

  43. Make her live in the version control! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Revision 4325, codename "Cold Granny"

  44. You Can Do Better Than Just In Memoriam by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

    Michael Mamaril

    In a game that is the diametric opposite of class, a fan lost to cancer was memorialized in a way that is actually pretty touching. Working on the premise that this should be somebody the player is happy to see, unlike the majority of the cast, whenever he's around, he chats with you and gives you a really excellent gift.

    The thing you're making probably doesn't have that kind of scope, but the basic idea is this: if you want to pay your respects in code, don't bury it or put it at the end of a credits list. Pick something about your program that aids ease of use or enjoyment, and put her there somehow. Make people happy your grandma is around.

    1. Re:You Can Do Better Than Just In Memoriam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pick something about your program that aids ease of use or enjoyment, and put her there somehow. Make people happy your grandma is around.

      Make sure others think it's something helpful, otherwise you end up with Grandma Clippy and people will be happy she's no longer around.

      '

  45. Magic constants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to do a subtle dedication, then use it for the next magic value you need to come up with. I have done that myself in code, which puts a dedication inside an IP address. That felt like an appropriate dedication for somebody who was a geek himself. Sadly he died many years too soon.

  46. Dedications help by mtaht · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I lost two friends and my father this year. I dedicated this release of cerowrt ( http://cero2.bufferbloat.net/cerowrt/credits.html ) to them. Most of the machines we have are named after someone that has passed, for example our main build box is named after http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Huchra It helped a lot to channel them all as we struggled to get the releases out. And, surprisingly, making ice cream, with liquid nitrogen as the coolant, has got to be a healing ritual, around here.

  47. Re:Uh uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is sue-worthy? Really? Try being professional yourself.

  48. Only artists dedicate their work by Lord+Duran · · Score: 1

    If your work is art - bought for aesthetic pleasure, like paintings, sculptures, or books - you may dedicate it. Art is all about the artists' expression, their artistic personality; dedicating the work to a person they love is simply another part of that intimacy that an art viewer develops with the artists.

    If you're writing a tool or a service, personal whims have little space, and more important than those are a more thoughtful design and a more professional feel.

    This doesn't mean, however, that a web application cannot be art. Video games, for instance, are often considered art, web-based videos games included. So long as whoever sponsors the project agrees to it (assuming the role of an art patron - most likely you'll do it on your free time), the project can be made to feel like art, and in those cases there's place for personal touches such as dedication.

  49. FreeBSD 9 by mdf356 · · Score: 2

    FreeBSD 9.0 was dedicated to Dennis Ritchie.

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  50. Dedication in "About" by Guru80 · · Score: 1

    I don't know what your project is but if there is an About or similar area simply list her among the info provided. You don't need to draw attention to the fact that it's your dead grandma (that will seem morbid I'm sure to some users). Just a name at the top or something. It will make you feel better if nothing else. Drawing attention to it in an app that makes no sense to do so wouldn't be the best idea. Just a simple reference to her name somewhere, somehow in a way that is feasible and non-intrusive and doesn't force the user to think about mortality.

  51. If Grandma was into IT by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    ...and would appreciate a well-turned web app, by all means dedicate that to her. Otherwise, may I suggest that you look for something that your Gran might appreciate a bit more, as a meaningful tribute to her memory.

  52. The only non-productive comments in your code.... by Daltorak · · Score: 2

    .... should be positive ones. Inside jokes, cultural references, maybe a rewritten song lyric, or something else that lightens up the task of writing production-quality code.
    (e.g. a class in our code base, for instance, has a function called YoDawg() whose responsibility is to recursively instantiate itself.)

    Keeping your work life separate from your personal life is extremely important. You should not be bringing your grief into your professional work. We've all lost parents, grandparents, uncles and aunts, cousins, friends, past lovers, former co-workers, and some of us even lose our spouses and children. It's really f-ing difficult to deal with, even years afterwards. If we all brought that grief into our professional lives, we'd all be professionally miserable. It's not healthy, and it's not fair to others who don't share your grief.

  53. Subtlety is next to Godliness by I_say · · Score: 1

    Something like <!-- love you, grams-->.

  54. Amen by StatFiend · · Score: 1

    Splash screen + about gets my vote.

  55. Re:No it is unprofessional by hazah · · Score: 1

    He's not a boss, he just sees himself as one despite all evidence to the contrary. Besides, it's hard to be a boss at 13.

  56. Re:Uh uh by hazah · · Score: 1

    Sue for what? Its not imposible to keep a dedication professional. Honestly, wtf is this?

  57. Re:Maybe a website? by icebraining · · Score: 1

    Why was this downvoted? A memorial website seems a good idea to me.

  58. Slash screen? by ThreeDayMonk · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you have an 'About...' item or a slash screen this seems like a good place to do it

    A slash screen? Now I'm imagining a desktop application that starts up with a painstakingly-rendered airbrush-style image of Picard and Riker locked in a passionate kiss.

    And now you probably are, too. I'm so sorry.

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  59. Granny doesn't want your code by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    She explained to me she wants you to get right on producing grand kids like she told you 1000 damn times already.

    What about her friends's son's daughter Anna? She's a lovely girl and she's a dentist too. You won't do much better than her. She gave you her phone number - Why haven't you called her yet?

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  60. One Server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The site is supposed to be owned and operated by the funeral agency/chain. I think it was something like yourlovedone.com/#123456789.

    1. Re:One Server by TheLink · · Score: 1

      So what if someone puts copyrighted material there, will the FBI seize the whole domain like they've done to other domains?

      I wonder if you could pay for the maintenance of permanent P2P seeders of movies and songs located in a suitable country with friendly P2P laws. Laws change of course but if you hate the **AA it might be something to consider ;).

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  61. R.I.P., Darren McCleet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darren McCleet was remembered in an easter egg for OS/2 1.3 after he passed away. He worked for IBM in Boca Raton and wrote the inhouse language for the installation program.

  62. Yes, I've done a "dedication"... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, it was a std. Win32 PE (portable executable) & I put that sentiment into the "resource strings" (what you see in the "details" tab, albeit, in a program's properties when you right-click on them in Windows)...

    Looking back now though, on WHO I "dedicated" a particular freeware I did years ago?? I shouldn't have really, especially now "looking back in hindsight"...

    I dedicated the program to a woman from my past, long ago, & it didn't work out after a decade on/off - BUT, she did put in "design input" into the interface, so, I felt it was the right thing to do!

    (I built it with her feedback is why, as to how it looked & useability type stuff - Since she was the tester, and it functioned to play CD tracks, MP3's, WAV files, & more, on a "time basis" PLUS the system had a UPS (uninterruptiable power supply), an alarm clock really! I broke one dusting one day, & as we were heading out to buy a new one, I said to her "Listen, I will make our PC our alarm clock system here - It's got sound, so let's use it, and use this $20 to go out to a film, dinner, & out afterwards to celebrate it!).

    * On a webpage though? Just put it near the top & be done with it...

    (That way, you're done with it, and it shows ALL the time, unlike programmatic resource strings (not all do, I gave the example above, & you HAVE to "dig for it"...)

    APK

    P.S.=> Funniest part is, her cat ("stinkweed") ended up waking us up every day @ sunrise, even BEFORE the PC alarm I designed was set - he got 1/2 a can of food every a.m. for it, & he NEVER FAILED TO SHOW UP grabbing the screen near the front door that was my bedroom windows in my apartment in Atlanta Georgia back then, lol (she got angry with me, saying I made the cat FAT that way, well... he was well paid for his services is why - I mean, talk about a RELIABLE EMPLOYEE!).. apk

  63. in Help / About and in HTML comment by Maow · · Score: 1

    I often put a "Happy Birthday _____" comment in code I was writing, along with @author and @date.

    In your case, I'd put a little one line dedication in HTML comments which won't impact the project's efficiency but will put the dedication onto all users' computers (where a PHP comment wouldn't get loaded in the browser, for example).

    Also a note in the About page would be fine. I'd do both.

    Oh, and condolences.

  64. Kiva by Kittenman · · Score: 1

    Do something useful in her name. Help someone overseas (or local - but someone not as lucky as you) get started with a cheap loan. http://www.kiva.org/start

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  65. It's a great idea by multicoregeneral · · Score: 1

    I would drop it in the about section, towards the top of the output.

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  66. Re:No it is unprofessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Psssh. After firing and terminating them, I'd can them, downsize them, and let them go.

    Then, if they'd *really* pissed me off, I'd give them a pink slip. LIKE A BOSS!

  67. Dedications... by Spugglefink · · Score: 1

    I've used splash screens to dedicate things to fallen loved ones. If there isn't a splash screen, another good place is in the about box, and another is the release note.

    I've put dedications in several places in honor of several lost friends and family. It may be easier to get away with such things in the FOSS world, I guess. Anyway, the response from users was always such that I never felt I'd gone too far with any of the dedications. As a meme in the world of code, I think dedicating your work to someone you've lost is reasonable, as long as you don't go nuts and make it too annoying.

  68. KDE Release 4.9 – in memory of Claire Lotion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course you can do that - it is not peoples business if they know the person or not. It means something to you. That matters.

    http://www.kde.org/announcements/4.9/

  69. Dedication? Or Web Page? by crywalt · · Score: 1

    I think this is very sweet. It's not anything I would do but nothing I've ever worked on has ever been very artistic. If you feel your code is your art, I think it's very nice and appropriate. Maybe something in the About... dropdown. You say you're a Web developer. Here's the thing about the Web: Some stuff has a surprising lifespan, but a lot of stuff evaporates really quickly. Nothing I've ever done professionally on the Web still exists. That would be a short-lived dedication. However, as a Web developer, you can do something other people might have trouble with: You can put up a site about your grandmother. Even a single page. And make sure it stays up for a long time (I have personal pages that have been basically unchanged since 1994). It may not be a huge memorial, but when someone who knew your grandmother runs a Google search, they'll find something other than a blip of an obituary in some online copy of the local paper -- which may have succumbed to link rot years before. You can put photos, and if you're feeling ambitious -- and your grandmother was very popular -- a section for comments. Maybe family members would like to share memories. (That might be pushing it unless your family is a fixture in your local social scene.)

  70. What was the cause of death or what was her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    favorite cause in life? Go volunteer to make an app dedicated to her for one of the charities that work on a cure for the thing that caused her death, or, if that is not appropriate, contact a charity related to her life's passion/pursuit/etc. and create an app dedicated to her that is related to that passion/pursuit/etc..

    1. Re:What was the cause of death or what was her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not clear from the post whether the author is in a position to do this, but perhaps a small portion of the sales revenue of the app could be directed toward the grandmother's favorite charity.

  71. Re:No it is unprofessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Psssh. After firing and terminating them, I'd can them, downsize them, and let them go.

    Then, if they'd *really* pissed me off, I'd give them a pink slip. LIKE A BOSS!

    I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve of this message.

  72. I'll bite. What does your app do? by Fubari · · Score: 2

    Nobody has said what your web app is, or who actually owns it.
    1) First question: What does the app do?
    Is it something that is appropriate for an in-memorium quote? It may well be; authors, artists, musicians have a long history of dedicating important works that they've poured their heart into
    2) Second question: who owns the app?
    Is this a startup venture? An open source opus? Maybe a work for hire?
    If someone is paying you to build the app, is it really yours to put a dedication into? And how would your customer feel upon seeing it? I'm not saying don't do this if you don't own it; I'm just saying it is important to get the owner's consent so they're not surprised at their next industry conference by their biggest client asking, "So who is 'Grandma Smith' anyway?"
    3) Third question: how do your co-developers feel about giving a nod to you grandmother?
    Observation: if for whatever reason the web app you're mentioned isn't appropriate, consider letting this inspire to you create something that is.
    If you started some open source project, or even a commercial project, you could name it after your grandmother and put it in the About section.
    Or maybe there is a book idea you've been sitting on for a while now...
    *shrug* It could be a very nice gesture, or possibly crude or inappropriate. Like so many things it depends on the details.

  73. World-view check by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

    Okay, I'm sure I'm going to get modded somewhere between +5 and -240,343 for this, but what the heck...

    Before I go on, let me say I'm really sorry for your loss. I hope you and your family are well.

    So here's my question: Why do you want to do anything in particular for her memory? I don't mean this question with the assumption that you have no good answer. But I'm curious.

  74. death and work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well if the guy was writing a book on how to create web apps, then dedicating a book seems classic and tastefully done.

    Doing what you are good at and moving on is the best way to honor the dead. What we have here is the classic human reaction of not wanting to "let go." Look this was is a BS catch phrase. you never let go, however you do learn to accept the situation. This person obviously affected this poster and will more than likely live on through them. Nothing is a horrible idea... just maybe for you. For this OP, maybe this is just the thing to give him the drive to keep doing what he does well.

  75. You forgot something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My grandmother later had a stroke and spent 5 years in a partial coma (half awake) before dying, pretty sad. I am thinking maybe an infinite loop is in order.

    You forgot to mention that your grandmother was murdered by the evil, evil, evil, Barack Obama, and could have been saved unquestionably by Ron Paul had he been president instead at the time. Because of course from reading your posts - both under this and your other names - we know that your lord and savior Ron Paul is alone able to prevent death, however as long as he is restricted from his destiny as leader of the universe, his powers are limited.

  76. option B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    option B

  77. NetBSD tribute to its deceased developers by manu0601 · · Score: 2

    There are precedents. For instance NetBSD has dedicated releases to its deceased developers a few times.

    From NetBSD-5.1 releases notes

    NetBSD 5.1 is dedicated to the memory of Martti Kuparinen, who was the victim of a traffic accident in June 2010. Martti's technical contributions are too many to list here in full. He created and maintained numerous packages in pkgsrc, updated two packet filter solutions distributed with NetBSD and improved several hardware drivers. Beyond that, he was always helpful and friendly. His example encouraged users to contribute to the project and share their work with the community. Some of these users later became NetBSD developers themselves thanks to Martti's efforts.

  78. Easter Eggs by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

    Depends very much on your employer; but mine has no problem with easter eggs as long as they're fully documented as a part of the spec in case of a security review at a customer who cares deeply about that sort of thing (which is next to none; but just in case).

    Every app I write has a dedication - multiple to my daughter just after she was born and also a few to my mother just after she died. Usually in the form of "display a picture and some text when a particular sequence of events takes place that is ridiculously unlikely to happen by chance".

    As an example, one app we sell is to set "screensavers" on MFP devices automatically (with possibility for automatic rotation through a list; etc etc). If you create a screensaver named exactly my daughter's full name, instead of your own content, it'll display a picture of her on the MFP display. Since there's no sensible reason to expect someone to type my daughter's full name as a screensaver, this is considered acceptable.

    Another example is in a shared component that is now out at thousands of individual customer sites in different applications. I wrote a small FTP server DLL to re-use in multiple projects (with the primary purpose of receiving scan data via "Scan to FTP" from an MFP device). The FTP protocol states that responses to commands have a number and a text string. All my text strings are reasonably "silly" since it's never intended to be used by a human (however they ARE still human readable and understandable, make sense for what's happening, and there's no profanity or anything like that since I expect people will come across it if doing network traces or so on (example: "Data xfer started! Thundercats are go!")). But beyond that, I handle one "unknown command" differently to others - if you send my wife's name as a command (her name by the way does not conflict with any standard FTP commands and so should never be sent by a client except when done manually) the response text espouses her beauty (the code is of course still correct though).

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  79. Picture or quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My condolences to you.

    In the splash screen or app, can you put a picture of her (at any age), or a picture or reference to something that she liked?

    Or if your grandmother had a favorite saying, maybe in the documentation you can write, "As my grandmother used to say, ..."

  80. "web developer" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and "Code"? I tought those two were mutually exclusive...

  81. National TLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I'm sorry, I should have made it clear that the site in question was in fact under the national TLD. The FBI and the DMCA has no power here :)

    I translated it to "yourlovedone.com" when it's in reality "minnesider.no" :)

    1. Re:National TLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silly, we're the World Police, of course we have jurisdiction there.

  82. Can you handle reminders of her? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When my brother died, I was emotionally hit very hard. I'm mostly over it, but if I saw reminders of him in my work, I would grieve a little bit each time I worked on the code.

    Everyone is different. Maybe you'd feel comforted when you saw pictures or quotes of your grandmother in your work. I suggest that you imagine working on the code, or demoing it to co-workers or customers. Would you get emotional if you saw a dedication to your grandmother, or a picture of her?

    If so, then I suggest you find a way outside of work to honor her.

    I'm sorry for your loss, and hope you get over it soon.

  83. Re:No it is unprofessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fired AND terminated? I think you're a bit harsh of a boss if you think it is within your disciplinary power to take someone's life because of a disagreement with something in your software...

    Harsh and stupid. It'll just lead to another dedication in the next release.

  84. Be Original by RaikHart · · Score: 1

    http://www.wowhead.com/npc=30562#comments after all like Dr. Hiluluk said "When does a man die? When he is hit by a bullet? No. When he suffers a disease? No. When he eats a soup made out of a poisonous mushroom? No! A man dies when he is forgotten!"

  85. As Zoidberg said it; by Eroen · · Score: 1

    Your idea is horrible and you should feel horrible.

  86. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I dedicated a small graveyard hidden in a highly improbable place to my sister and father, as a kind of Easter egg. In a level set I made for a game years back. And don't listen to those who say it's unprofessional, because it's not. You've seen dedications in blockbuster movies. It doesn't hurt to add her name as a dedication in the apps credits. Or even a hidden Easter egg, provided that the Easter egg does not add any functionality to the app. Even then i don't recall anyone complaining about the flight simulator hidden in Excel 97.

  87. Re:No it is unprofessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's not a boss, he's a BAAAWS

  88. one dedication by Quirkz · · Score: 1

    When one of my cats died suddenly (I know, not quite the same thing) I snuck her name into part of a computer game I was working on. I had just put in a hospital (superheroes need healing, after all) so I called it the Elsie C. Attus (i.e., Elsie the cat) Memorial Hospital. Not sure if any of the players ever knew why it had that name, but even five years later I'm still glad when I see it. That's just for a pet - hope you get the same feeling with whatever you dedicate to your grandmother.

  89. Re:Uh uh by nschubach · · Score: 1

    I could possibly see it being "not delivering a product as promised." Some places might also request that it be removed and they not be billed for the time it takes to add whatever dedication you do. Easter Eggs have always been a moral gray area. On one hand, you are billing your time and on the other you are "wasting" that billable time making something that has no productive value to the product. It would be even worse if the product was bug laden and the customer thought you could have spent more time testing and less time building in a secret message.

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  90. Re:No it is unprofessional by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    You don't have to feel the way other people feel, but if you think you're smart at all you should be able to at least recognize that most humans have emotions and a grieving process.

    That's fine, but if you are even remotely socialized you should realize that there is a time and a place for your grieving process. Just like you don't go over to someone's dinner party and announce that your grandmother just died and you'd like everybody to spend some time grieving for her, dragging your coworkers through your grieving process -- and god forbid, your customers -- is inappropriate.

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  91. World Rent-a-cop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You better tell the local lawyers hired by the MPAA, because they don't have any rights under Norwegian law (privacy reigns). They can't even harass Norwegian filesharers like they want to. Oh, well, I'll go back to torrenting freely now.

  92. Re:No it is unprofessional by similar_name · · Score: 1

    I would say it completely depends on the circumstances. A popup splash screen would be inappropriate. Software that was specifically contracted for would be inappropriate. A product you create and want to dedicate to someone, perfectly fine by most people's standards, especially if there's already an acknowledgement's page. A comment in code, probably fine. Coworkers? Depends on how it's done and whether he's the boss. In any case, the comment I was replying to was simply uncouth. And I don't know anyone that cares that Spybot Search and Destroy was dedicated to the guy's girlfriend.

  93. Re:No it is unprofessional by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    Well, sure, a brief dedication in a source code file that will never be seen by anybody is perfectly fine. It's probably even fine to put "Dedicated to so-and-so" in an "About this App" screen or something. But personally, if you and I were working on the same coding project and every time I opened one of your files I had to read some lengthy dedication to your dead grandmother talking about how much she meant to you, I would find that annoying. That's what I meant by "dragging your coworkers through it." I don't see any reason why I should constantly have to be reminded of your dead relatives and how much they meant to you when I'm in the workplace.

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