The Most Detailed Images of Uranus' Atmosphere Ever
New submitter monkeyhybrid writes "The Planetary Society's Emily Lakdawalla reports on the most detailed images of Uranus ever taken. The infrared sensitivity of the ground based Keck II telescope's NIRC2 instrument enabled astronomers to see below the high level methane based atmosphere that has hampered previous observations, and with unprecedented clarity. If you ever thought Uranus was a dull blue looking sphere then look again; you could easily mistake these images for being of Jupiter!"
Forthcoming... Joke...
Preemptive "stop it, you immature clod."
I can't lie, as soon as I saw the headline "Most detailed image of Uranus..." on my FB feed, I began chuckling to myself. I know, I'm a child.
If you click any links in the comments for this article, you deserve it.
Not sure why this is modded down. It's a very relevant warning. Assume all links in posts are NSFW. Although, 10 posts in and not one goatse link yet. Where is the slashdot of yesteryear?
Watch out for the Klingons near Uranus!
Some of them have been. Yours, on the other hand. . .
I'm amazed that they can account for the Coriolis affect over 117 frames
RTFAed, so posting Anon
I love astronomy, but I literally read this on my phone whilst sitting on the toilet. I know the jokes are going to run rampant, so can we perhaps start an intelligent conversation about the utility and practicality of probing or mining the heavier elements below Uranus's hazy methane cloud? Oh wait...damn.
Silence is a state of mime.
Oh come one. Now you totally ruined what could have been an interesting article.
... surely they can change the name of YOOR a nus ... pick some other deity. It's not like there's a shortage.
So when I read the first part about the atmosphere on Uranus I immediately though it would be funny if it were surrounded by methane. Then a couple lines down we see that it is. Hah!
The colored bands are nice but it looks like they are twisted at the equator. Is Uranus wearing a fancy thong?
Tldr - we all know about goatse already
i KNEW the goverment was spying on me in the bathroom!
Too bad Voyager didn't have the right IR filters when it flew by. It only found a hazy globe with slight wispyness. I was disappointed with the Uranus pics from Voyager (although its moons were more photogenic).
I was pleasantly surprised to see Neptune had visible features for Voyager.
I truly expected it to be bland like Uranus, and one day I was walking past the newsstand after an intense college exam and spotted a big photo of a beautiful blue planet on the front page with wispy spots and storms. At first I thought it was a sci-fi movie ad.
And then it suddenly hit me: Voyager! Neptune! Wow! A great de-stresser after an exam. It's a "geek moment" I'll never forget. It was so new and foreign and spooky and fscking beautiful!
Table-ized A.I.
insert favorite WoW spell or ability here. lol insert, I said insert.
my anus!
They really have to change that planet's name.
Etymology:
It was originally called "Georgium Sidus" after King George III, but since no one liked that name a bunch of unofficial alternatives were thought up. Uranus eventually won out and even became official in 1850. Uranus being the Latinized version of the Greek god of the sky, Ouranos. Bode argued that just as Saturn was the father of Jupiter, the new planet should be named after the father of Saturn. In 1789, Bode's Royal Academy colleague Martin Klaproth named his newly discovered element "uranium" in support of Bode's choice.
Troll is not a replacement for I disagree.
In order to eliminate jokes about 'Uranus', the planet's name will be changed in 2620.
To 'Urectum'.
Have gnu, will travel.
Those dirty rings. You've tried soaking, scrubbing, and you still end up with (singing) Ring Around Uranus!
Why, without your clothes, you're naked, Miss Dudley!
with satellites and telescopes able to see galaxies across the universe, and we get a shitty picture that looks like it was taken in 1960 u have to be an idiot to think these are qualified as detailed, today.
I strongly recommend not clicking on parent's link...
If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people
But they put the rectum in the middle of the left cheek
Considering that Uranus (Ouranos) in ancient Greek implies "sky"; would it not have been simpler to have just named it Urasterisk? Assuming the Greeks - in mirthful, strategical anticipation - consulted the Pythia prior to selecting the name, and that the root "asteriskos" actually implies "little star", we could've had our planet and our jokes too. The asterisk arguably resembles the southern latitudinal extremity of the head, but also carries etymological connotations of a star. Win/Win.
Moral of the comment: After Alexander and Uranus, don't trust Oracles.
Pardon, folks; I could resist no better.
Forward! -- Emperor Norton, 2012
(It rotates on 2 axies; one roughly parallel to the solar ecliptic, and one perpendicular to it.)
For one, the rotation due to orbiting around the Sun is a little over 40,000 times slower. So the contributions of that to any Coriolis forces would also be about 40,000 times weaker than the rotation of the planet. Second, things like the Coriolis effect only really care about the total rotation of the frame you are talking about. So the angular velocities of the rotation of the planet and orbit would combine to have just a single angular velocity vector that results in a single Coriolis force. The break down into revolutions and orbits would be just two components of a single rotation.
I heard that Captain Kirk and Toilet Paper have them in common.
From: Starfleet Headquarters
To: Capt. J. Kirk, USS Enterprise
Captain,
Although your ongoing stream of data about the p-p chain in the sun is highly useful to our top scientists, you must abort that mission immediately. New priority, level alpha-one: wipe out the klingons around Uranus!
Assuming you survive, swing by the moons and pick up some rock samples. Our German geologist friends will be uberglucklich if they get something from Uranus' system, especially a Titanic schist.
Over and out,
Rear-Admiral Brown
Uranus? Keckkeckkeckkeckkeck....
there is no way that a post like this could appear on /. without fart jokes, and not much more. Just can't stop smiling.
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Talcum powder should aid the highlighting of the rings. Let sphincter training commence!
Sorry to have put an explicit graphical image inside your brain.
I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie... (P.G. Wodehouse)
Can we please get the name of this planet changed so that all those puerile body-part jokes dry up?
C'mon, you guys managed to make a planet disappear, surely a simple name change is easier than that.
And, no, I DON'T want it changed to Urasshol :-)
//mustnotmakejokehere.godammit.thisgirlsaPhD.mustnotmakejoke.mustnomakejoke.breath.BREATH.relax//
- " yes, fascinating, the convection..hmm..bands...are clearly ah.um visible, yes"
-" are you ok ??????" //didn'tmakejoke.relax.relax.shedidn'tnotice.relax.breath.BREATH.didn'tmakejoke.noneatall.//
You don't need a multi-billion dollar Telescope, just use a mirror to take photos of Uranus.
GOATSE ALERT! GOATSE ALERT!
did you know that English is spoken by less than 7% of the world's population?
Did you know that..
...was the use of the word "atmosphere" so important as this instance.
are bound to show Klingons.