Terrestrial Hermit Crabs Learning Social Tricks
An anonymous reader writes "When it comes to abandoned snail shells that hermit crabs expropriate as mobile homes, size matters, for room to grow, room for eggs, and protection from predators. UC Berkeley evolutionary biologist Mark Laidre found that terrestrial hermit crabs on the Pacific shore of Costa Rica congregate in aggressive swap meets where one crab is forced from a relatively large shell, whereupon the rest trade up (one loser and multiple winners, pretty good odds). The loser gets the smallest shell, which means likely doom. Laidre and his colleagues note that most hermit crabs live in the ocean, where there are usually enough abandoned shells to go around so most can live, well, hermit-like lives without much interaction with fellow crabs. Not so on land, at least in Costa Rica."
What do we want?
SLIGHTLY LARGER SHELLS!
When do we want them?
WHENEVER THREE OR MORE OF US CONGREGATE!!
Hermit crabs are the animal kingdom’s most dickish neighbors
“He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
Their swarm computing article (pdf link in the journal Complex Systems) is rather interesting.
You benevolent god you.
Lets all vote on who gets kicked out of their shell so the rest of society can get an upgrade. That damn 1% doesn't deserve the largest shell.
Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
American socialism?
That's a great talking point.... Until you look at the numbers.
America's wealthiest have gotten that way by indexing wages to inflation for the last few decades and then collecting the fruits of our enormous economic growth.
It also doesn't hurt that they've been bribing^W lobbying for rules in their favor since the Great Depression kicked off strong reforms.
Seriously, go back and read what the founding fathers had to say and look hard at what they did.
They understood that creating a monied aristocracy was a terrible thing and their taxation policies and ideologies reflected that.
[Fuck Beta]
o0t!
It's like nature's musical chairs... OF DEATH!