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Hurricane Sandy Nears East Coast

An anonymous reader writes "Scientists have been following and projecting Sandy's path with all the tools at their disposal: ocean buoys, radar and satellite imagery, and computer modeling. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration also gathers information from special reconnaissance aircraft, which fly over hurricanes and can drop instruments into them to measure wind speeds, air pressure, temperature, and altitude. The latest data gathered on Hurricane Sandy point to an unprecedented and mighty tempest, scientists say." A couple of our East Coast offices are closed today and people have been told to work from home. Please share your storm stories, and updates while you still have internet access.

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  1. Amazon by GeneralTurgidson · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure it will somehow take AWS down :)

  2. Ollie Williams reports by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Funny
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  3. Prepared by areusche · · Score: 5, Funny

    Room mates got a little nutty with the disaster preparedness. I took it a step further and bought a cooler, bag of ice, and a 24 pack of Corona. Bring it Sandy!

    1. Re:Prepared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      a 24 pack of Corona.

      Store already sold out of bottled water, huh?

    2. Re:Prepared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, all they have is canned water (aka Bud Light)

  4. Re:Wall St. Closed by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Funny

    In unrelated news, the crime rate in New York is down dramatically today, as the number of frauds committed dropped dramatically.

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  5. Re:divine punishment by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, we're being rewarded by having very mild storms compared to many of the other planets in our solar system.

  6. Don't PANIC! by arcite · · Score: 4, Funny

    God is just visiting New York to cast his early voting ballot.

    1. Re:Don't PANIC! by eternaldoctorwho · · Score: 3, Funny

      God dammit, Towelie, you're the worst character ever.

    2. Re:Don't PANIC! by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't panic, it's HHGTG, not South Park.

    3. Re:Don't PANIC! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

      We all know this is a sneaky plot from the Romney camp to disenfranchise liberal voters by sending a massive 1000 mile storm in their path. Huff Post and Daily KOS told me so!

      I realize you're making a joke, but do you realize that at least one right-wing radio talking head is accusing President Obama of "seeding" Hurricane Sandy using (you knew it was coming, didn't you) HAARP?

      I'm not going to promote this turd, so you can find out who's making this accusation yourself if you are so inclined.

      So, if you're going to make a sarcastic comment about someone probably accusing someone of a plot to disenfranchise the electorate, you better make sure that someone on your side hasn't already done it.

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  7. Re:divine punishment by JustOK · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's the weather like on Kolob?

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  8. If you're working from home... by arcite · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then why are you posting on slashdot? Back to the grindstone with you!

  9. Re:See what happens? by cffrost · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, all that hot air can evaporate a lot of water.

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  10. Re:Wall St. Closed by ciderbrew · · Score: 1, Funny

    " "WORK" - "FROM" - "HOME" " Or as I call it "Toss yourself into a froth as soon as the missus leaves the house".

  11. Re:and the band played on. by Alien+Being · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wish I knew. Apparently it's quite insightful.

  12. Utter CHAOS in Upstate New York Already! by damn_registrars · · Score: 5, Funny

    The storm must have skipped the seaboard and struck here already. Cars are flying off the road. Buildings and roads are crumbling. People are begging for money on the street while others are shouting religious mantras to nobody in particular. Cell phone service is spotty and gas prices are climbing.

    Oh, wait. It's just Monday. This happens every Monday here. And Tuesday, and Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Move along, nothing to see here.

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  13. The Beginning of the End by notaspy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wednesday, October 31, 2012. RIP USA. In hindsight, it all should have been obvious three days earlier. That would have been early enough to have prevented it - the shockingly abrupt and utter destruction of the Unites States of America.

    On Sunday (that innocent Sunday just before the end of our world), the events on opposite sides of the country seemed natural, coincidental. The Frankenstorm that Sandy was about to become was just another prediction made by a bunch of self-anointed experts. No biggie, New Jersey could use a good scrubbing. A couple. And the earthquake off Alaska was only about as big as the one we had here in New England last week. Meh. The tsunami that hit Hawaii was measured at nearly half an inch. Not even worth a âoemeh.â

    Most people watching the northeast were anticipating a couple days of storm, a week of cleanup, a bunch of bitching about damage, but employment would have went up in a hurry with all the rebuilding and repairs. One of the Presidential canditates would have made it a central theme of his last campaign week â" The Reconstruction of America. The country would come together, mostly, in a national unity of rebuilding. Spirits and the economy would have soared, the elections turning into a catastrophe for one of the major political parties. But none of that happened, it's just the ravings of a lunatic refugee. A refugee with a goatee. Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!!!! Sorry, I've had a rough three days.

    The Chinese have been doing large-scale meteorological experiments for many years. They were open about their efforts to control the weather for the 2012 Olympics in the Beijing area. There have been articles published in legal and even mass-market periodicals about the scientific, legal and ethical implications of such research have been debated. It wasn't something unknown to the general public. On the other hand, nobody except a few graduate professors and pharmaceutical chemists noticed the paper in the April issue of Chem. Phys. Acta. entitled âoeRacemization of Novel Isotopes of Mercaptothionitrite.â

    The Alaska earthquake (5.5 Richters) on Sunday caused a mass evacuation of Waikiki and other populated regions of the islands. An overabundance of caution maybe, or maybe a proper abundance of caution. Who knows? It's a statistical thing, so I'll get back to you every Sigma, just like with bosons. How many you want? Three? Four? Five? How much time you got? I got lotsa Sigmas.

    The Vancouver quake on Monday, however, took people by surprise. It was huge, over 9 R, one of the largest quakes ever recorded. Plus, it was a diagonal slip-shear transfer fault. Fortunately, these are extremely rare, and nearly always found in the deep ocean. A series of tsunamis emanating from the quake bounced around the Puget Sound, creating dozens of transitory superharmonic tsunamis over 100 feet high that pretty much created a brand new coastline, mostly devoid of structure or vegetation underneath all the wreckage. But that's getting ahead.

    Nobody paid much attention either to a page 6 story from a supermarket tabloid about a school in India that mysteriously disappeared. The magazine had actually come out in June and was really only a paragraph without many details beyond name of the local region. But somebody did pay attention, and using Google Maps found that in every recent satellite photo of the named region, there was a nearly circular region that was blurred out. In archived photos, however, there was a small town (~75,000 folks) at the location. Somebody pointed this out on Slashdot, and several experts quickly came on to say that they didn't think the photos had been edited. The pictures showed what was actually there. Well, that did it, suddenly a thousand geeks, shut-ins, hackers and conspiracy theorists had a race/joint project/contest, and the story was quickly put together.

    A former pharmaceutical chemist from Bangalore had retired inland, and was running an informal school for recent college gr

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