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Want a Security Pro? Get Politically Incorrect and Learn Geek Culture

coondoggie writes "While complaints can be heard far and wide that it's hard to find the right IT security experts to defend the nation's cyberspace, the real problem in hiring security professionals is the roadblocks put up by lawyers and human resources personnel and a complete lack of understanding of geek culture, says security consultant Winn Schwartau. Take Janet Napolitano, U.S. secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, who has said the country can't find the right people for network defense. The real problem is a misunderstanding of computer geeks, their personalities, habits and their backgrounds, said Schwartau today during his talk at the Hacker Halted information security conference."

314 comments

  1. My mother's basement is well defended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My mother's basement is well defended !!!!!!!

    1. Re:My mother's basement is well defended by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      It's a COMMAND CENTER!

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      "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
    2. Re:My mother's basement is well defended by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      Nexus's are better

  2. The Right People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    People who accept an 80k for 40k for the govt.

    1. Re:The Right People by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't forget the background checks where they spend six months or more interviewing your family and past employers. And the random drug tests. And polygraph tests. And the credit check. And...

    2. Re:The Right People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ... every time you leave the country you have to fill out paperwork about where you are going and who you are going to see. Do they think I am 16?

    3. Re:The Right People by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      ...and the ineffectual process is devised by lawyers who have contracted the horrible affliction of becoming a politician. They try to hire some guy who looks well in a suit, has the right non-related diploma who will do anything to further his career.

      I wonder when basic - and by that I mean really basic - philosophy has dropped out of our curriculum. It's not as if common sense were an arcane art lost to the ages and bank portfolios. We seem to have replaced it with non-controversy and lazy thinking.

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    4. Re:The Right People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, they think you are a person. And therefore, a potential terrorist.

    5. Re:The Right People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they don't have the right counterveiling inducements, like challenging work, fun toys or boatloads of cash to make up for the anal probe they subject you to...

    6. Re:The Right People by ccguy · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the background checks where they spend six months or more interviewing your family and past employers. And the random drug tests. And polygraph tests. And the credit check. And...

      I hear in some places you can just show proof that you are paypal verified which has the same requirement these days.

    7. Re:The Right People by Dr+Max · · Score: 1, Informative

      Exactly, hackers don't have much respect for authority and rules (otherwise they wouldn't be hacking) yet you have a selection process that makes it compulsory. It's like saying i need a car that can drive practically any where, fit 8 men inside, and still be fast, but it's not allowed to be 4wd, bigger than a mini, or use much fuel.

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      Rocket Surgeon.
    8. Re:The Right People by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 0

      Necessary because of guys like Aldrich Ames, Jonathan Pollard and dare I mention Bradley Manning. And by the fact that so many hackers idolize jerks like Julian Assange.

    9. Re:The Right People by Kirth · · Score: 1

      Yeah, which idiots devised prohibition and wonder when nobody wants to work in an environment where you get drug-tested?

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      "The more prohibitions there are, The poorer the people will be" -- Lao Tse
    10. Re:The Right People by nighthawk243 · · Score: 1

      Yep. Not to mention that Government IT is heavily limited by bureaucratic bullshit. The contractor I currently work for is barred from using Wi-Fi on our laptops with the government image on it (they're disabled in the BIOS). But we're for some stupid reason allowed to use cellular air data cards. It really fucks up our employees who must connect in a hotel since most hotels are dropping the Ethernet connection and going pure wireless.

    11. Re:The Right People by Xest · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's that or the wage issue.

      I think it's that the government talks about terrorists etc. when in reality what they mean is file sharers and so forth.

      The fact is, they're trying to hire people to go after the same sort of culture that those very people are from.

      If it was genuinely about defending the nation, dealing with organised crime and shutting down spam botnets as well as researching new security techniques to defend government networks then you'd probably get more interest.

      But whilst government is actively hunting down and legislating against geeks then that is the real problem. You wont convince smart people to actively participate in the downfall of the things they hold dear and ideologically so - like internet freedom.

      It's like asking an Islamic fundamentalist to help hunt down Islamic terrorists. Good fucking luck with that, a bunch of CIA officers tried exactly that in Afghanistan, and that fundamentalist they recruited blew all seven of them up.

    12. Re:The Right People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we've developed too strict a mystique about security experts. I don't think the government wants Anons that can run a sql injection so much as they want really smart, capable people. And I don't think really smart, security competent people necessarily fit the, "fuxxor the gubbermints, yay to the wikileaks!" mold.

      It might, however, be entirely true that people that are better at this kind of thing didn't spend their careers in academia or the military, and might be a bit more or less specialized than the government wants. Some guys are good at rf hacking, some guys are good at finding holes in web services, some guys are good at finding exploits in software, some are probably good generalists that specialize in none of the above.

    13. Re:The Right People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet you have the likes of Dick Cheney above the law when doing similar things for political gain.

    14. Re:The Right People by pnutjam · · Score: 2

      Invest in some wifi to ethernet bridges, it's all about the letter of the law, not the spirit.

    15. Re:The Right People by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      Imagine an inner-city school learning philosophy... does that answer your question? Some of these poor schmucks can't even read at a middle school level, and we're talking about non-farmer kids here.

    16. Re:The Right People by elucido · · Score: 1

      Necessary because of guys like Aldrich Ames, Jonathan Pollard and dare I mention Bradley Manning. And by the fact that so many hackers idolize jerks like Julian Assange.

      That idolization is due to a lack of knowledge about what really happened. If Julian Assange is a bad guy then that can be explained by giving the correct information about what happens. When we are being lied to by both the government and by Julian Assange then the information is so bad that to take any side in that situation would probably be bias and not wise.

      Politics should play no role in the workplace. I'm not saying you can say politics wont play a role for anyone but it doesn't play a role for me at least. I don't idolize anybody because I accept that none of us really know what happened and cannot rely on any side to ever tell the truth in those situations.

    17. Re:The Right People by elucido · · Score: 1

      Yep. Not to mention that Government IT is heavily limited by bureaucratic bullshit. The contractor I currently work for is barred from using Wi-Fi on our laptops with the government image on it (they're disabled in the BIOS). But we're for some stupid reason allowed to use cellular air data cards. It really fucks up our employees who must connect in a hotel since most hotels are dropping the Ethernet connection and going pure wireless.

      I think you're nitpicking here.

    18. Re:The Right People by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Well, we do know some of it because plenty is admitted by both sides.

      Assange and the government admit that Wikileaks got hold of a ton of classified documents and published them on the internet.

      Everybody understands that the publication of those documents embarrassed the USA, many of its allies and foreign governments. Those who think realize that this kind of action erodes the trust that is the basis for sincere negotiations between countries. If you can't trust that the USA or any other country can keep what you tell them in confidence quiet, it means you won't tell them anything sensitive.

      And that means there will be more friction between governments and more suspicion.

    19. Re:The Right People by elucido · · Score: 1

      Well, we do know some of it because plenty is admitted by both sides.

      Assange and the government admit that Wikileaks got hold of a ton of classified documents and published them on the internet.

      Everybody understands that the publication of those documents embarrassed the USA, many of its allies and foreign governments. Those who think realize that this kind of action erodes the trust that is the basis for sincere negotiations between countries. If you can't trust that the USA or any other country can keep what you tell them in confidence quiet, it means you won't tell them anything sensitive.

      And that means there will be more friction between governments and more suspicion.

      Who exactly stands to gain from divide and conquer against the US and it's allies? I don't see how I personally gain or lose from the Cablegate scandal in particular but I do see why certain information should never be leaked and that diplomatic information, intelligence sources, war plans and operations should never be leaked. I don't see anything in the Cablegate leak that protects human rights or protects civilians and if anything it may have put innocent civilians at risk.

      So once again who gains and why would Julian Assange choose to leak that in particular? What is the value of the leak to the general public?

    20. Re:The Right People by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Who exactly stands to gain from divide and conquer against the US and it's allies? I don't see how I personally gain or lose from the Cablegate scandal in particular but I do see why certain information should never be leaked and that diplomatic information, intelligence sources, war plans and operations should never be leaked. I don't see anything in the Cablegate leak that protects human rights or protects civilians and if anything it may have put innocent civilians at risk.

      So once again who gains and why would Julian Assange choose to leak that in particular? What is the value of the leak to the general public?

      Probably none. It's seems to be more about Assange's ego and his animus toward the USA than anything else. And it gives other people who dislike secrecy something to crow about.

  3. I RTFA - about as deep as a parking lot puddle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    What a waste of time.

  4. Right by Antipater · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And the Catholic Church could prop up its declining clergy membership by recruiting straight from the local sex offender registry.

    Seriously, what the fuck? "Legal niceties" is another term for these rules are in place because we don't want to get fucked over again by someone we trusted. They're there for a reason, and actively circumventing them to search for applicants is inviting yourself to get burned. Maybe some of them could be relaxed, sure, like the one-time drug offense bit for security clearances. But just saying "they're narrowing our pool of applicants!"...Shit, Sherlock, that's why they exist!

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    1. Re:Right by ehiris · · Score: 2

      With a few exceptions, the reason most exist is because of a lot of greedy lawyers.

    2. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the Catholic Church could prop up its declining clergy membership by recruiting straight from the local sex offender registry.

      Seriously, what the fuck? "Legal niceties" is another term for these rules are in place because we don't want to get fucked over again by someone we trusted. They're there for a reason, and actively circumventing them to search for applicants is inviting yourself to get burned. Maybe some of them could be relaxed, sure, like the one-time drug offense bit for security clearances. But just saying "they're narrowing our pool of applicants!"...Shit, Sherlock, that's why they exist!

      lol

    3. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And the Catholic Church could prop up its declining clergy membership by recruiting straight from the local sex offender registry.

      That wouldn't work.

      Most of them are heterosexuals.

    4. Re:Right by jlechem · · Score: 5, Informative

      I agree 100%, I used to work for a DoD contractor that required secret security clearance. Somehow I managed to pass but I referred several people who didn't make it past the preliminary background check. All of them were extremely competent and excellent programmers. However I found some were because of bankruptcy and others had actual criminal backgrounds. I agree loosening the rules would increase the pool of applicants but in the eyes of the US government who are you trusting with what can be very sensitive information. They only want squeaky clean individuals to keep their risk down. But then they get guys like Bradley Manning who decide to steal info pretty much from right under his bosses noses so I don't know. It's double sided but I see why they do it.

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    5. Re:Right by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yep, if I wanted to be a spy (or a manager) I would WANT to drink cocktails and look like James Bond, rather than smoke spliffs and look like Willy Nelson, in fact when I was a manager in the past I did at least wear the uniform, but spliffs have always been better than cocktails. I figure if people are happy to hire me at face value then it follows I am more likely to fit in and enjoy the people around me.

      I've had an unusual working life, 15yrs of blue collar, and 20+yrs of white collar, I get along with most people and can hold my own in a conversation with the janitor or the CEO, but I have no respect for superficial judgement. As soon as some cockhead like the guy in TFA tries to pigeon hole me, I will refuse to cooperate. That one rebellious trait makes me unsuitable for security work, I get that. I'm an honest, trustworthy person with a strong loyalty ethic, and with some oil to those rusty neurons could probably get past the technical interview, but I wouldn't hire me for the job so why would they?

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    6. Re:Right by SerpentMage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem he is alluding to is quite interesting. We accept double agents. We accept terrorists who are "converted". We accept criminals who have "seen the light of day." But heaven forbid you smoke a doubie! No, that can't be right, that person is distrustful. WTF?

      Remember this America went to war against Iraq based on a single opinion! An opinion of an "insider". RIGHT... This is good business because the doubie smoker, well he is a real problem for society and the IT infrastructure.

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      "You can't make a race horse of a pig"
      "No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"
    7. Re:Right by bfandreas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, they look for somebody who follows blindly and yet is bright enough to deduce things based on his own observations.

      They are forever condemned to hammer square blocks into round holes unless they find somebody who thinks the Nuremberg defense is absolutely absolving you.

      In my whole professional career(some of it actually required NATO clearance...for blueprints that propably had already been known been known to Teh Enemi for 30 years) I was more than once severely tempted to leak stuff to the national press. Never did, tho. I fully understand what thought process Manning followed when he leaked stuff. We let the fools run stuff and let them cover up their shortcomings with secrecy.

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      20 minutes into the future
    8. Re:Right by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      I've got nil years of bue collar and 15 years of greyish-collar(I need more shirts or a more efficient laundry schedule) job experience and currently hold down an executive position in a 50 person company. And I also will call a spade a spade and not participate in bs. If somebody asked me to harden a system to absolute security, I'd remove direct access by encasing it in concrete, unplug it from the mains and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Not in that order.

      People forgot how to deal with risk. And how to assess risk. It takes just philosophy 101 or common sense.
      At the moment I am currently in a situation where I have to inform a client that the results of a 3rd party security audit mans they either have to take a known risk or live without the conveniences I advised against years ago. Thee will be no easy answers.
      That Napolitano woman(her name sounds familiar but I won't google her for lack of interest) propably is a politician/lawyer with years of CYA experience seeking for easy answers, non-accountability wrapped in a tie and a suit. She ain't paying enough for me to pick up the buck for her.

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      20 minutes into the future
    9. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I realize you're +5 insightful and all and you disagree with the article therefore you're obviously right...but your metaphor doesn't connect to the situation for various reasons. Someone who molests children's goal is generally going to be sexual pleasure or something. Hiring them would be pretty pointless because not only does having someone who knows how to molest children not really help you stop people from molesting children, they still want to molest children. Now, with someone who hacked something, they likely either did it for fun or to make money. Their know-how is going to be extremely useful to you, and their fun-having/money-making needs will be fulfilled by the job you're giving them. Ideally, of course. Sure it could go wrong but it's still a very different situation, it is an arguable topic your position is fine. Your argument for it is just bullshit.

    10. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Let e get this straight, you want someone who obeys the rules and is moral to fight against someone who doesn't have any rules and is immoral? That is like saying we can eliminate the threat of nebular war by disarming all of our nukes, and hope our enemies see things the same way.

      The fact is that you have little understanding of the hacker culture. They are able to do their hacking because they have experience getting around the restrictions placed there by others. This creates the mistrust and sometimes bad records that end up surrounding them. So in effect, the very thing that disqualifies them for the position is the very thing that makes them experts in the field. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that they should hire just any hacker off the street. I'm just saying that they need a different set of criteria for them. The sad thing is that I doubt anyone in security is qualified to draft the qualifications that are necessary.

    11. Re:Right by firewrought · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seriously, what the fuck? "Legal niceties" is another term for these rules are in place because we don't want to get fucked over again by someone we trusted. They're there for a reason.

      I hate this mindset. Rules are there for a reason, yes, but what is that reason? Maybe it's an ironclad principal of human nature ("people with credit problems are easily bribed"); maybe it originates from a once-applicable idea that is now obsolete ("homosexuals are easily blackmailed"); maybe it originated from prudish mindsets or political agendas that never had any validity to begin with ("marijuana smokers are less trustworthy"); maybe it was meant to appease stakeholders whose concerns or opinions no longer hold sway ("art students are more likely to be communist sympathizers"); maybe you're more desperate than before ("sh*t we need a lot of custom code... isn't there some non-critical stuff that we can let non-cleared programmers work on?").

      Rules are not so eternal as you seem to think... they are but one of many structural elements in complex human systems, and an organization that is poor at reevaluating and changing rules is doomed to ossification.

      BTW, if you RTFA, you'd see that's he's specifically talking about people with AD(H)D, autism, OCD, and perhaps soft drug use. He's also talking about redesigning clearances and pushing back on overweighted HR/legal interests, not outright circumvention of existing rules. (And if he's seen the HR departments that I've seen, he knows they frequently block any meaningful evaluation of a candidate's technical proficiencies and prefer to judge people on their ability to smile, deliver a firm handshake, and make smalltalk with a stranger. Part of it is legal... can't ask that candidate to write a SQL statement like he or she will have to do every damn day on the job because we don't know for sure that it isn't some subtle proxy test to discriminate on race.)

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    12. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are forever condemned to hammer square blocks into round holes

      Wait, wouldn't that make square blocks with round corners??
      God bless their soul...

    13. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We let the fools run stuff and let them cover up their shortcomings with secrecy.

      for blueprints that propably had already been known been known to Teh Enemi for 30 years)

      You are exactly the kind of person these rules exist for--someone with a superiority complex, who thinks they have not only an understanding of everything above them but a way of doing it better and a pure arrogance to assume they are the controllers of information (or know better than the ones who do).

      This is why we have security clearances and personality/psychological assessments to avoid situations like this. They don't need someone 'who thinks the Nuremberg defense is absolutely absolving you' and they aren't forever condemned to 'hammer square blocks into round holes'... they just don't need people like _you_. There are plenty of intelligent, free thinking, politically switched on geeks and nerds who are perfectly capable of respecting the boundaries within which they operate and as a human being I find it insulting that you claim to represent people in our field.

    14. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but unless I participate

      Nobody is saying that and you're creating a completely extreme and twisted argument to try and prove a point, which just makes you look desperate.

      No. That's not at all what I'm saying nor is it even close nor would any reasonable person reading my reply come to that conclusion. You've basically just proven my point about supreme arrogance and superiority--the argument was never whether or not you should participate, it was how you react when you identify something is being mishandled.

      You immediately assume everyone around you is wrong and you are correct, that is a superiority complex. A reasonable human being goes through the chain of command, to independent tribunals, to the Chief of the Armed Forces, to the Attorney-General's office or to any other of the 100 different places I can think to chase down an egregious human rights violation. Hell, go to the UN and have them act as an arbiter for all anybody cares.

      Nobody is saying participate. But you, because you are the all knowing lawyer, judge, jury and executioner, know exactly what is wrong and how to respond. That's not how things work in the real world and you've done nothing but prove my point; and just for kicks, I'm sure you'll respond with "nobody in the government will take any complaint seriously ever because there is a giant conspiracy that covers the 3 different branches of government you suggested I talk to" because of course, there isn't a single other human being in government that thinks the same way you do _because you are THAT special_.

      Oh please.

    15. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I understand that you wouldn't want to rely on someone with criminal background for your security, I don't see why bankruptcy should play a role.

    16. Re:Right by HungryHobo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      study some history. people who follow the "proper chain" tend to just get ignored and shitlisted. What happened after mai lai? the only reason it saw the light of day was that someone ditched the chain and wrote letters to every senior person he could think of. even then how many people actually went to jail?

    17. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Study some history?

      You're comparing Madding and some blueprints to My Lai which is not only incredibly inflammatory, purely for the purposes of argument, but also insulting to the Vietnamese and any reasonable human being.

      And you know, Ronald Ridenhour didn't just decide on his own to release it and control how he did it; he sent letters to CONGRESS. He didn't approach a random person on a street corner and shout it out but instead took a concerted approach to hit people who matter to make sure something was done. It's the same principal as responsible disclosure which we preach to everyone who will listen when it comes to IT security but if it's national security, feel free to go to Wikileaks and upload some crap?

      tend to just get ignored and shitlisted

      [citation needed]

    18. Re:Right by HungryHobo · · Score: 2

      "[citation needed]"

      right now I know you're just a troll.
      nice little political bit too.

      it's so offensive to compare the army screwing up over a massive fuckup/abuse then shitlisting the guy who tried to follow the proper chain.

      he ignores the chain of command and sent letters to every congressman, who with only a few exceptions ignored it too until they couldn't any more.

      human rights abuses happen in the army. if you try to follow the proper chain your career is over because you're then known as the guy who fucked over his workmates and CO's.

      show me someone in the army who followed the proper procedure over a major human rights abuse who's career didn't end shortly afterwards.

    19. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's so offensive to compare the army screwing up over a massive fuckup/abuse then shitlisting the guy who tried to follow the proper chain.

      No, it's offensive to a) spell My Lai incorrectly and b) compare what happened at My Lai versus Manning or GP's 'UN cleared experience'

      he ignores the chain of command and sent letters to every congressman, who with only a few exceptions ignored it too until they couldn't any more.

      If you actually read my post you will notice I don't suggest the military chain of command but anyone who will listen, I even specifically mentioned the UN. What I'm saying is you bring in, preferably neutral, arbiters and not just do whatever you think is best--you get advice, qualified advice.

      human rights abuses happen in the army. if you try to follow the proper chain your career is over because you're then known as the guy who fucked over his workmates and CO's.

      I was actually previously in the Air Force and I can't say I've ever experienced something like this--it's indoctrinated in you from day 1 to respect human life. That's why I asked for a citation--you seem to think this is assumed knowledge and a given because it's some kind of universal truth but from experience I can tell you it is blown far out of proportion by a combination of conspiracy theorists and the poor excuse that is modern journalism.

    20. Re:Right by Talderas · · Score: 0

      That is like saying we can eliminate the threat of nebular war by disarming all of our nukes, and hope our enemies see things the same way.

      I didn't realize nebular war was a serious concern. I'm also not certain how disarming our nukes it really going to have any impact on whether a nebular war would occur.

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    21. Re:Right by HungryHobo · · Score: 2

      Working inside any large organisation you tend to get a very distorted view of it's behaviour.

      Just for an example:
      Inside intel do you think they shout "we're breaking the law and practicing unfair trading practices which are going to get us fined heavily"?
      no. if you talk to an engineer who happens to work on the fab floor he'll probably think it's all just blown out of proportion by a few consumer groups or competitors because it's constantly repeated that the company is good and that it's top priority is to behave in an ethical and etc etc manner, that if you see something you should contact legal (of course so that they can cover their ass, not to actually stop the practice)

      you get a much better picture of a lot of large organisation from outside than from inside.

      do you really think the military is much different?

    22. Re:Right by Atrox+Canis · · Score: 2

      While I understand that you wouldn't want to rely on someone with criminal background for your security, I don't see why bankruptcy should play a role.

      Deep financial problems render the subject prone to coercion. "Look Tech Guy, I can help you with your bills. Get you out of trouble. All you gotta do is..."

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    23. Re:Right by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      BTW, if you RTFA, you'd see that's he's specifically talking about people with AD(H)D, autism, OCD, and perhaps soft drug use. He's also talking about redesigning clearances and pushing back on overweighted HR/legal interests, not outright circumvention of existing rules.

      Ok, but several questions spring to mind.

      First, what the hell does this have to do with geeks?

      Second, does he think all these rules were introduced solely to get nice, clean, honest workers employed, or because of blatent corruption?

      Lest you think the latter is flamebait, my state's governor's first act was to introduce rules mandating drug tests for all new government employees, random ones for existing employees, and similar tests for people signing up for unemployment benefits.

      Why? A massive surge in accidents on the job? Too many media stories of pot smokers eating microwaved tax assessments? His Tea Party backers were making a big deal about how the government isn't spending enough money on cracking down on otherwise law-abiding pot smokers?

      No. Governor Rick Scott owns a medical services company that includes a drug testing service. As one of the few in the state, it could be expected to benefit massively from such rules. Which it probably has.

      Some of the laws may be there to ensure honest workers get employed. But the author needs to wise up to the fact that getting quality employees is not always an aim of the rules he's railing against.

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    24. Re:Right by shilly · · Score: 1

      Well.... you get a very *different* picture from inside compared to outside an organisation (true of small, as well as large). I'm not sure it's possible to say that one is *inherently* closer to the truth than the other. Of course there's the possibility of an insider being blinded by groupthink, but there's also the possibility of an outsider misinterpreting due to not knowing the relevant facts. The latter is at least as common as the former.

    25. Re:Right by shilly · · Score: 1

      How this crap gets modded insightful, I do not know. "We" may *debrief* double agents or "converted" terrorists, but "we" don't tend to give them security clearances, and "we" therefore don't tend to make them privy to new sensitive information except under very carefully controlled circumstances. Because "we" are not "gibbering fuckwits without a braincell".

    26. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW, if you RTFA....

      How dare you, sir! This is /.! There shall be no RTFA-ing here!

    27. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then they get guys like Bradley Manning who decide to steal info pretty much from right under his bosses noses so I don't know.

      Yeah, what where they thinking, hiring a guy with morals?

    28. Re:Right by JDG1980 · · Score: 1

      Then maybe they should pay them enough that this isn't a problem in the first place.

    29. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With most of them, that would be like pouring more water into a sieve.

    30. Re:Right by Blaisun · · Score: 1

      LOL, really? How much is enough? People that live outside their means, or something went horribly wrong, go bankrupt. Do i want someone working for me that can't even do a simple task of maintaining their personal finances?

    31. Re:Right by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      You know, I thought those pricks from the Pillars of Creation were acting kind of hinky...

    32. Re:Right by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Zis is /.! Ve don't RTFA here!

      FTFZTG.

    33. Re:Right by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      "[citation needed]"

      right now I know you're just a troll.
      nice little political bit too.

      it's so offensive to compare the army screwing up over a massive fuckup/abuse then shitlisting the guy who tried to follow the proper chain.

      he ignores the chain of command and sent letters to every congressman, who with only a few exceptions ignored it too until they couldn't any more.

      human rights abuses happen in the army. if you try to follow the proper chain your career is over because you're then known as the guy who fucked over his workmates and CO's.

      show me someone in the army who followed the proper procedure over a major human rights abuse who's career didn't end shortly afterwards.

      Stop feeding the troll dude. He/She/It banters the word "reasonable" then goes for the ad homenium response. Reading through his posts I'm already where I'm ignoring AC now.

      I start with the definition of the word reasonable - http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/reasonable

      Reasonable people don't just follow the chain of command. Illegal instructions ARE supposed to be disobeyed.
      Reasonable people don't just follow orders. They should first think about what they are being instructed to do before doing whatever it is.
      Reasonable people ASK questions especially if it doesn't feel right.

      Reasonable people. I don't see anything reasonable about belittling people (I call it what it is. Being a bully).

      And the AC's comment about Congress. Reasonable people believe Congress is a joke considering their historic low approval rating. And the UN? Don't get me started :-)

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    34. Re:Right by hannson · · Score: 1

      Bradley Manning is a hero, he did the right thing.

    35. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And psychologists have such an excellent track record at predicting human behavior.

      Oh, wait...

    36. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      politically switched on geeks and nerds

      Those are often very scary people who tend to do evil things like flying air planes into tall buildings and torture random people to get they to admit their work for the CIA or Al-Qaeda. To be able to serve the people it is not necessary to be politically active in one way or the other, particularly when you have to be impartial most of the time.

    37. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not just us autistic spectrum types, but the non-college grads.

      Decades ago, when I looked into moving from my grey-hat activities to working for a living, I thought FBI might be cool. Then I could legally buy fun toys. I was grey enough to be squeaky clean on paper. I just wasn't willing to walk through enough BS to get a MS to qualify for a job.

    38. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the Marajuana may not be that big of a drawback; I know a handful of people personally who have toked up, admitted to toking up, and still got their Top Secret security clearance. A couple even had the highest tier of TS. Its more about telling the truth for many things.

    39. Re:Right by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      uh no. they're there because people are socially insecure nancy boys who can't handle the blunt, direct nature of technology types...or the fact their hair isn't regulation, or because they have a piercing.. or because of their clothing style. Basically, it's a bunch of people who were rich prick prep types in high school who are completely intolerant of anyone who doesn't fit their clique. Naturally, as lawyers, they pushed their prejudice into the legal code.

    40. Re:Right by elucido · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%, I used to work for a DoD contractor that required secret security clearance. Somehow I managed to pass but I referred several people who didn't make it past the preliminary background check. All of them were extremely competent and excellent programmers. However I found some were because of bankruptcy and others had actual criminal backgrounds. I agree loosening the rules would increase the pool of applicants but in the eyes of the US government who are you trusting with what can be very sensitive information. They only want squeaky clean individuals to keep their risk down. But then they get guys like Bradley Manning who decide to steal info pretty much from right under his bosses noses so I don't know. It's double sided but I see why they do it.

      On the one hand you don't want to reward people with criminal backgrounds. On the other hand in this economy if they rule out anyone in bankruptcy or debt their pool is going to be quite small. Everyone I know is in debt of some sort, the only difference is some people are trying to pay their debts and some have given up.

    41. Re:Right by elucido · · Score: 1

      In my whole professional career(some of it actually required NATO clearance...for blueprints that propably had already been known been known to Teh Enemi for 30 years) I was more than once severely tempted to leak stuff to the national press. Never did, tho. I fully understand what thought process Manning followed when he leaked stuff. We let the fools run stuff and let them cover up their shortcomings with secrecy.

      Bradley Manning if what he is accused of is true had put politics before country. If you work in defense of the country, you cannot put politics before country.

    42. Re:Right by elucido · · Score: 1

      study some history. people who follow the "proper chain" tend to just get ignored and shitlisted. What happened after mai lai? the only reason it saw the light of day was that someone ditched the chain and wrote letters to every senior person he could think of. even then how many people actually went to jail?

      If you want to be a political activist then why try to be a security pro? You can't be both at the same time. Activism and Cybersecurity do not mix. Why is it difficult to keep work in one sphere and your personal opinions in another?

    43. Re:Right by elucido · · Score: 1

      How this crap gets modded insightful, I do not know. "We" may *debrief* double agents or "converted" terrorists, but "we" don't tend to give them security clearances, and "we" therefore don't tend to make them privy to new sensitive information except under very carefully controlled circumstances. Because "we" are not "gibbering fuckwits without a braincell".

      Robert Hansen had a security clearance. Ames had a security clearance. And then there is operation paperclip http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip

      Are you saying none of them had a security clearance? If they didn't then how did they keep their experiments secret?

    44. Re:Right by elucido · · Score: 1

      Seriously, what the fuck? "Legal niceties" is another term for these rules are in place because we don't want to get fucked over again by someone we trusted. They're there for a reason.

      I hate this mindset. Rules are there for a reason, yes, but what is that reason? Maybe it's an ironclad principal of human nature ("people with credit problems are easily bribed"); maybe it originates from a once-applicable idea that is now obsolete ("homosexuals are easily blackmailed"); maybe it originated from prudish mindsets or political agendas that never had any validity to begin with ("marijuana smokers are less trustworthy"); maybe it was meant to appease stakeholders whose concerns or opinions no longer hold sway ("art students are more likely to be communist sympathizers"); maybe you're more desperate than before ("sh*t we need a lot of custom code... isn't there some non-critical stuff that we can let non-cleared programmers work on?").

      Rules are not so eternal as you seem to think... they are but one of many structural elements in complex human systems, and an organization that is poor at reevaluating and changing rules is doomed to ossification.

      BTW, if you RTFA, you'd see that's he's specifically talking about people with AD(H)D, autism, OCD, and perhaps soft drug use. He's also talking about redesigning clearances and pushing back on overweighted HR/legal interests, not outright circumvention of existing rules. (And if he's seen the HR departments that I've seen, he knows they frequently block any meaningful evaluation of a candidate's technical proficiencies and prefer to judge people on their ability to smile, deliver a firm handshake, and make smalltalk with a stranger. Part of it is legal... can't ask that candidate to write a SQL statement like he or she will have to do every damn day on the job because we don't know for sure that it isn't some subtle proxy test to discriminate on race.)

      Marijuana has little to do with it I think. I think having addictions in general makes a person less trust-worthy. I don't trust an addict. Would you?

      On the other hand an occasional smoker is not an addict.

    45. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact ( I reviewed the relevant Intel training fairly recently) they forbid to rite things like "this is illegal" and "we are breaking the law" because "what if this is wrong accusation?" and then it will look bad in the subsequent antitrust/other investigation. So the advice is to pick up the phone and call (not email) legal so there's no paper trail.

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    46. Re:Right by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      it has little or nothing to do with activism. beyond a certain point it's simply about being a decent human being.

      Genocide, rape, torture. you have a moral duty to prevent or disclose some things no matter whether you're a cybersecurity professional or a professional clown and no matter who your employer is.

    47. Re:Right by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      sounds about right. though pretty much any big organisation will be the same.

    48. Re:Right by elucido · · Score: 1

      it has little or nothing to do with activism. beyond a certain point it's simply about being a decent human being.

      Genocide, rape, torture. you have a moral duty to prevent or disclose some things no matter whether you're a cybersecurity professional or a professional clown and no matter who your employer is.

      Disclose to who? There is no one to disclose it to if you work for the most powerful government in the world which can do those same things to you. The other problem is okay if you decide to do that do you ever expect to hold a job again in your life? Do you expect to avoid prison? You might not even survive such an experience.

      If there is genocide, rape and torture going on by your employer you can report it to the FBI but there is no guarantee that reporting it will do anything but get you fired and get your life destroyed professionally. The best case scenario that anyone should hope for is to never be in the position where they have to see genocides, rapes, torture. I highly doubt these things are happening but if they are I don't think you can put the blame morally or otherwise on the lowest level employees of the organization who just got their jobs and in this case we'd be talking about exactly the sort of employees who would be the low level types.

      The final consideration is the difference between legal duty and moral duty. Moral duties don't exist, that's something you're inventing for your argument. Legal duties do exist and in this case the government has the legal authority to kill, to kidnap, to do a lot of different things to those they deem the enemy. Whether Bradley Manning is guilty or not the US government has the authority to put an American citizen in that situation. So if it's legal then your legal duties go up against your moral duties. My personal opinion is no matter what the situation is, whether there is genocide or torture or rape, whether you feel you have a moral duty to do something about it or not, doing something about it doesn't necessarily mean doing what Bradley Manning is accused of doing. Doing something about it could mean resigning, quit your job, contact Senators and Congressmen who have the ability to do something about it, and contact law enforcement, but what you should not do is put lives at risk by leaking classified information to the general public.

      If you take an oath, and you swore under that oath, and you sign a contract, all of that is done for a reason. The secrets you have to keep in many cases are secrets which if exposed would put many lives at risk, many of them would be innocent lives and it could even include your own.So I don't support leaking as the answer to corruption because I perceive leaking as potentially tipping off the enemy or rival and a problem such as genocide and torture which may have affected a small amount of people due to your actions could now affect a much larger pool of people.

    49. Re:Right by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      I completely agree that what manning did was wrong but not totally. his fuckup was leaking everything, including a lot of material he'd never even looked at.

      on the other hand had he only leaked a small amount about the worst abuses, limited material he was familiar with without much significant additional info then morally he'd be in the clear.

      As you said, responsible disclosure would only likely have ended without it doing anything but get him fired and get his life destroyed professionally

      You do realise that your first 2 paragraphs are essentially laying out a very good justification for leaking things anon if you feel you really must right?

      "Moral duties don't exist"

      So if I see your daughter/sister/son getting raped in a back ally I have no moral duty to call the police or help? you'd have no problem with me as a person if I just laughed and ignored it? you'd go for a beer with me and it wouldn't bother you?

    50. Re:Right by elucido · · Score: 1

      I completely agree that what manning did was wrong but not totally. his fuckup was leaking everything, including a lot of material he'd never even looked at.

      on the other hand had he only leaked a small amount about the worst abuses, limited material he was familiar with without much significant additional info then morally he'd be in the clear.

      As you said, responsible disclosure would only likely have ended without it doing anything but get him fired and get his life destroyed professionally

      You do realise that your first 2 paragraphs are essentially laying out a very good justification for leaking things anon if you feel you really must right?

      Leak Anonymously to whom? Everyone is corrupt. The media is far more corrupt than law enforcement or government. Also I think with issues like these it's just not something one person should make a decision on. I suppose if a group of employees got together and leaked something to law enforcement then there should be an investigation but I still don't see what is gained by going to the media. The media can at best alert law enforcement but cannot really do anything about anything.

      So if I see your daughter/sister/son getting raped in a back ally I have no moral duty to call the police or help? you'd have no problem with me as a person if I just laughed and ignored it? you'd go for a beer with me and it wouldn't bother you?

      Moral duties do not exist. Whether I'd want you to help my daughter/sister/son from getting raped or not, if you don't help them I cannot hold you morally responsible for what you didn't do. I don't know what went on in your mind as to why you didn't do it. I don't know what your circumstances were or what risks you might be taking. I don't expect you to be the hero or take on the job of saving random people so no I don't believe in moral duty or obligation.

      I think it would be nice if people decide to do that and it would encourage others to do the same thing but I don't consider it a duty. I don't have a duty to complete strangers against my will. I choose to take on a duty or not. The concept of a moral duty is someone else putting expectations and duties upon me that I haven't volunteered for or chosen to put on myself which gives them control over my actions and I don't agree with that at all period. There are legal duties so it could be a situation where if I can do something and I don't do something I could be sued or held legally responsible yes and this could be enforced by enough penalties that I'd be more likely to do something to save someone else. I would say forget about moral duty entirely, it doesn't exist. Focus exclusively on legal duties because legal duties can be enforced and made to exist through that enforcement. Just as moral and human rights don't really exist, but human rights in specific could be made to exist if a military and law enforcement decide to put enough resources to defend it.

      As to the have a beer question. I would have a beer with you even if you ignored it and I'd ask you why you didn't try to help and try to learn your perspective as to why you didn't help. If you simply were honest and say you didn't care I could accept that but I'd make you pay for your own beer of course rather than buy you a beer. No I don't expect people to care, I expect people to protect themselves.

    51. Re:Right by shilly · · Score: 1

      No, I'm saying you've misunderstood the thread. Robert Hansen was a double-agent for the *other side*. He didn't get a security clearance because he was a Soviet spy we'd turned. He got a clearance because he was a Soviet spy we hadn't uncovered.

      Sheesh, this stuff is basic to every bloody spy novel out there.

    52. Re:Right by elucido · · Score: 1

      No, I'm saying you've misunderstood the thread. Robert Hansen was a double-agent for the *other side*. He didn't get a security clearance because he was a Soviet spy we'd turned. He got a clearance because he was a Soviet spy we hadn't uncovered.

      Sheesh, this stuff is basic to every bloody spy novel out there.

      And how exactly is it that we couldn't have uncovered him? How did he get so high up without being properly checked?
      If you look at his story he was a walk-in and there were so many obvious signs or red flags with him that he had to be suspected so how did he last for so long?

    53. Re:Right by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      "Leak Anonymously to whom?"

      if you're living in a democracy, anyone and everyone who can inform the electorate.

      otherwise there is no accountability.

      people can't call for enforcement of human rights in a particular case if they don't know they're being violated.

      People won't call for legal duties to be created if they don't hear about the events which indicate a need for them.

      it doesn't matter if they're all corrupt as long as they're corrupt in different ways with different goals.

      If you genuinely think simply not caring about rape, torture or genocide is a good enough reason to get you off the hook (or that there is no hook)for doing nothing to prevent it even when it is within your power to prevent it and that doing noting says nothing about the kind of person you are then we subscribe to different enough worldviews that there's likely little overlap in our moralities.

      for reference to some recent news, for example, the idea that carers or staff who knew that saville was raping children yet did nothing, told nobody and let it continue are in no way in the wrong under your moral system.

    54. Re:Right by elucido · · Score: 1

      "Leak Anonymously to whom?"

      if you're living in a democracy, anyone and everyone who can inform the electorate.

      otherwise there is no accountability.

      people can't call for enforcement of human rights in a particular case if they don't know they're being violated.

      People won't call for legal duties to be created if they don't hear about the events which indicate a need for them.

      it doesn't matter if they're all corrupt as long as they're corrupt in different ways with different goals.

      If you genuinely think simply not caring about rape, torture or genocide is a good enough reason to get you off the hook (or that there is no hook)for doing nothing to prevent it even when it is within your power to prevent it and that doing noting says nothing about the kind of person you are then we subscribe to different enough worldviews that there's likely little overlap in our moralities.

      for reference to some recent news, for example, the idea that carers or staff who knew that saville was raping children yet did nothing, told nobody and let it continue are in no way in the wrong under your moral system.

      Basically there is no accountability on a lot of different issues at this time. Law enforcement is the only logical group you can go to and if they don't do anything about it then you can only keep your mouth shut. If law enforcement supports it then perhaps it's not wrong and you just don't have enough information to know why?

      It's not a matter of how much you care. It's a matter of your level of responsibility and knowledge of events. If you don't have responsibility for any of it, if you're not in control of it, if you go to law enforcement and they are okay with it, there isn't anything more you can be expected to do as a civilian. If you try to do more you could wind up as enemy of the state and treated as a terrorist.

      It's not peoples moral systems you should have the problem with. If these things are allowed to happen then you gotta have the problem with the people who are in charge of these activities. They have God like power over everyone else and should have God like responsibility. You can't expect the powerless civilian to stop rape and torture anymore than you should expect the abused child in a neglectful household to be able to stop the abuse. A child is basically defenseless and can't really do anything if their parents decide to abuse them or abuse each other.

  5. You've got to admit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've got to admin it's pretty hard for the government to hire folks who look like they could be the problem or the solution.

    1. Re:You've got to admit by Nerdfest · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you've ever worked for the government, you'll know that they ensure it's hard for them to hire anyone.

    2. Re:You've got to admit by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Really? Congress could have fooled me to think otherwise.

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    3. Re:You've got to admit by perpenso · · Score: 2

      If you've ever worked for the government, you'll know that they ensure it's hard for them to hire anyone.

      Really? Congress could have fooled me to think otherwise.

      Congress doesn't get hired, the get elected. The process for the later is even more f'd up than the process for the former.

    4. Re:You've got to admit by bobbied · · Score: 1

      So you've worked for the Government?

      From my experience at the federal level, it's only hard to FIRE a government employee.

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    5. Re:You've got to admit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      I have worked for the Federal Government for some time now (6-7 years). Below is a brief detail of my hiring/firing history.
      1 - Apply for intern job (summer 2004), a month (month!) later, go on an interview, be told that I "got the job". Two months (!) later, I start. The first 50 hours are entirely paperwork. I work 20 hours/week for a year after this.
      2 - Due to the conditions on my hire, I was only allowed to be employed for 12 months. The plan is to fire me on a Friday, and hire me on Monday (more paperwork). Somebody gets sick, or lazy, or something (never found out). I end up unemployed for a month. My supervisor gives me a bonus (equal to a weeks pay... $240), as an apology.
      3 - I get my degree, and get hired on as a full time employee. I start the process early, but it takes three months (during which I work full time at less than half of the full time rate).
      4 - I take a temporary assignment. This takes 9 months to set up. It is a two month assignment.
      5 - I take another temporary assignment. We don't fill out the paperwork, as it is a lateral for the same pay on the other side of the building.
      6 - I find new employment (June 2010). A position is opened up with my name on it. I start mid-January 2011.

      Among my group, one of them took over a year to hire (and had to jump through a "temporary hire" hoop in order to wait out a hiring freeze), one of them took 9 months to hire (full time federal), one of them took nine months to hire (full time post-doc contractor), and one of them took 4 months to hire (contractor). I don't know what it looks like in the private sector, but this is INSANE. In a previous federal job, we had two applicants find other employment while we were in the process of hiring them (restarting the 6-9 month process!).

      Want to talk waste/fraud/abuse? Have an engineer work 70 hour weeks for 6 months while you try to promote the person who will do the job. This has happened twice in my observation (the first person got promoted out). Fucking disaster.

      While you are correct that it is difficult to fire someone (I've seen it done twice), it is also very hard to hire them. It is double-hard to hire people when you tell them that it will be 6 months before they start. You tell that to graduating seniors, and they walk away from the recruiting station.

    6. Re:You've got to admit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To be fair, this sounds exactly like working for any large corporation. =)

    7. Re:You've got to admit by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      We should probably hire them. That way we'd get to choose between more than 2 applicants. Hey, one might even be able to do the job for a change!

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    8. Re:You've got to admit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Here's a more straight forward route to a software engineering job in the fed:

      Get your degree in CS.

      Enlist in the airforce, officer or no.

      Spend your 4 years there doing whatever, banging out code in your spare time so skillz don't actually, you know get rusty.

      Apply for cushy GS 12 position & get it.

    9. Re:You've got to admit by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 2

      Well, yes and no...

      The bureaucratic bullshit (BBS) is roughly proportional to the size and the age of the organization. There's nothing special about govt work that makes it more susceptible to BBS... except that the govt is much bigger and older than most companies.

      Shit, imagine working for the Vatican. They're a worldwide operation, and they've been at it for 2000 years. When St. Peter was doing all the hiring personally, it was a lot easier to get your foot in the door.

    10. Re:You've got to admit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's easy to get on a fed gig as a contractor, MUCH harder to get on as a fed employee (and practically impossible if you don't have a degree).

      Once you're in tho, you have to either lose your clearance or *really* fuck up many times to get fired.

    11. Re:You've got to admit by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      To be fair, this sounds exactly like working for any large corporation. =)

      It's the polar opposite of my experience. From what I've seen in the corporate world, it is the employees who ask to take some time off before they start. The employers, given a chance, would rather have you start a week after the interview. If it takes more than a couple of weeks to get a call from HR to discuss salary, that usually means they didn't like you, and they're looking for other candidates.

      Now to be fair, screw-ups with contractors happen, but I've never seen anything remotely that messy when a contractor transitions to a full employee. And I've never seen it take anywhere near nine months to bring in anyone, contractor or otherwise, unless perhaps some of the summer interns get provisional job offers that many months before they graduate, but that isn't really a similar situation.

      At my current job, I went from interview to orientation in... I believe five days, give or take a day. This is not unusual. Nine months is unusual. It means either that the company is a bureaucratic hellhole that will make you want to run away in terror after a week or that the position is not something they urgently want to fill, in which case it will be the first job that they cut in six months when the layoffs come....

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    12. Re:You've got to admit by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      So in the end you only get the people that really can't find a job elsewhere. As that are the ones that are still waiting after 6-9 months. Oh well, it's a way to narrow down your pool of prospective employees

    13. Re:You've got to admit by ZmeiGorynych · · Score: 2

      Are you working for Google or something? I work in a large corp, and the hiring procedures are insane, especially on the IT side. There is one process for getting budget to pay people (which is fair enough), then you have to get permission at damn near board level to actually start looking for an actual person to hire, and once all the people in that would-be hire's command chain have signed off on hiring them, it can still take HR weeks to months to get an actual written offer out. And then there are yearly hiring freezes that strike about every September, last till next year, and supersede any approvals you might have achieved by then. These, again, can be bypassed by pushing hard enough - overall, none of this makes hiring impossible, but an incredible time sink, not to mention causing us to lose candidates because the competitors were faster on the draw.

      Once you're in the system, it's actually a pretty good place to work (and getting a bit better every year IMO, as the number of bright people around me grows), but the hiring procedures are just damn crazy.

    14. Re:You've got to admit by Jrono · · Score: 2

      I've worked for the federal government for over seven years. For me it took two months between the job offer and my start date due to the HR office being slow sending me paperwork and then slowly processing the paperwork. I also had to wait on a security clearance.

      Now that I've been around for a while I am more involved in the hiring process. Last year we tried to fill two positions. One of those the employee started within a month because she already had a clearance and was moving from a contract position within the same building. The other position has been in the works for OVER A YEAR NOW. Mind you we picked a candidate and completed salary negotiation and everything in the summer of 2010! I'm surprised that person is still going along with the process!

      The latest issue is we are trying to hire a couple "Computer Scientist" (GS-1550) developmental positions (GS 7/9/11). We are trying to get the advertisements up as soon as possible so we can start processing their clearances so they can start as soon as they graduate in the spring. We had job descriptions written up and the HR people gave the go ahead, but just before they posted the advertisements on usajobs.gov they came back and said we are not authorized to hire in the Computer Scientist job series, they must be the IT Specialist (GS-2210) job series. This goes into the differing requirements the Office of Personnel Management places on different job series, but to keep it simple the difference is a Computer Scientist has an education requirement (basically must have a BS in Computer Science) whereas anybody who knows what a computer looks like can be an IT Specialist (most of my coworkers are IT Specialists and at best they just make Powerpoint slides and non-technical whitepapers).

      Frankly I'm tired of just picking up people with security clearances who aren't geeks (don't have a passion for this area) and only want the job because it pays well (and is stable because, yes, it is hard to fire people). I'd much rather hire a college student who at least has some *interest* in this area (proactively chose computer science to study). After HR applies their scoring criteria all the candidates that are left are former Intel Specialists that took an "Intro to HTML" at some point in their lives. Just the perfect type of people I need to help build applications, design database schemas, and manage servers!

      It doesn't help that, at least in the DoD, there is this mindset that people are just "bodies" that can be trained. (Is it like that elsewhere? Seriously I've been cooped up in this Defense Wonderland for so long I don't know what the real world is like anymore.)

      Actually to be more fair, I don't care if the individual has a degree or not. I just want someone who is passionate about computers/IT/programming/whatever. Someone who, if they don't know, has a desire to learn. In the 7+ years I've worked in the DoD I can count the number of people on one hand I've met like that.

      Let me get off this soapbox before I start complaining about how all these people in the government are crying about cyber-threat-this and cyber-weapon-that, while at the same time don't understand anything about technology and have watched one too many cyber-movies.

    15. Re:You've got to admit by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      If it takes your HR department weeks or months to get a written offer, you seriously need to fire your HR department ASAP. Companies that are slow to hire people tend to lose the vast majority of the most qualified candidates that they're trying to hire, and the people they don't lose are frequently people who couldn't get jobs anywhere else. Such practices significantly hurt the quality of a company's workforce.

      As you said, highly successful companies like Google, Apple, Facebook, etc. don't have those sorts of problems. More to the point, that's a big reason for their success. Companies whose hiring processes are more agile have a decided competitive advantage over companies whose hiring processes impede hiring the best and brightest. That means not only offering a competitive salary and competitive benefits, but also a competitive start date.

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    16. Re:You've got to admit by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Between 1st, 2nd, and sometimes 3rd interviews it usually seems to take about 2 months to get an offer. Once you have the offer there are usually some sort of stipulations about how often orientation can be held. You may need to give notice to your current employer. I would estimate 3 months is average for getting a new job.

    17. Re:You've got to admit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's my experience in the non-federal world:
      Get called on a Monday: Can I do a phone interview. Like, right this minute? At the end of it, after passing: Can I come in tomorrow for an in-person interview?
      On Tuesday: Interview goes well
      Thursday: We'd like to bring you in for a 6-month temp-to-hire contract. Pay is X. My response: well, I'm still waiting to hear back from other local company B whom I interviewed with last Friday. X+15% will get me to call them back and say I'm not waiting on a response anymore. Them: sounds good, come in Monday, it's the first of the Month, coincidentally as well.
      After 4 months, told I was going to be picked up permanent. Went back & forth on pay & vacation for about a week. Turned into permanent 2 weeks before the original 6-month schedule to accommodate my wedding plans due to company wide vacation policies..
      2 years later: We have to move because wife has grad school out of state. Their response: well, we can't keep you as permanent because we don't do out of state health care, but we'll switch you back to temp, with the option to come back in 2 years if she can find a job back in the area.

      The job is for a mid-size insurance company (~600k active policies)

    18. Re:You've got to admit by elucido · · Score: 1

      I have worked for the Federal Government for some time now (6-7 years). Below is a brief detail of my hiring/firing history.
      1 - Apply for intern job (summer 2004), a month (month!) later, go on an interview, be told that I "got the job". Two months (!) later, I start. The first 50 hours are entirely paperwork. I work 20 hours/week for a year after this.
      2 - Due to the conditions on my hire, I was only allowed to be employed for 12 months. The plan is to fire me on a Friday, and hire me on Monday (more paperwork). Somebody gets sick, or lazy, or something (never found out). I end up unemployed for a month. My supervisor gives me a bonus (equal to a weeks pay... $240), as an apology.
      3 - I get my degree, and get hired on as a full time employee. I start the process early, but it takes three months (during which I work full time at less than half of the full time rate).
      4 - I take a temporary assignment. This takes 9 months to set up. It is a two month assignment.
      5 - I take another temporary assignment. We don't fill out the paperwork, as it is a lateral for the same pay on the other side of the building.
      6 - I find new employment (June 2010). A position is opened up with my name on it. I start mid-January 2011.

      Among my group, one of them took over a year to hire (and had to jump through a "temporary hire" hoop in order to wait out a hiring freeze), one of them took 9 months to hire (full time federal), one of them took nine months to hire (full time post-doc contractor), and one of them took 4 months to hire (contractor). I don't know what it looks like in the private sector, but this is INSANE. In a previous federal job, we had two applicants find other employment while we were in the process of hiring them (restarting the 6-9 month process!).

      Want to talk waste/fraud/abuse? Have an engineer work 70 hour weeks for 6 months while you try to promote the person who will do the job. This has happened twice in my observation (the first person got promoted out). Fucking disaster.

      While you are correct that it is difficult to fire someone (I've seen it done twice), it is also very hard to hire them. It is double-hard to hire people when you tell them that it will be 6 months before they start. You tell that to graduating seniors, and they walk away from the recruiting station.

      Your situation doesn't sound so bad.

    19. Re:You've got to admit by bobbied · · Score: 1

      I wasn't addressing how long it takes to hire somebody. I sure agree that the process of hiring somebody can be lengthy and frustrating, but if your goal is to fill the space, you can eventually get that done in the federal government. Try to fire somebody for substandard performance though, almost takes an act of congress and can consume more than a year and a half of your time assuming you know and follow the process.

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      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
  6. Hey uncle sam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we get tax write offs for giving you ideas?

  7. I'm sure geeks by obarthelemy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    think they deserve special treatment and don't have to be clean, social, pleasant, accountable workers.

    newsflash: they do.

    Corps and Gov are right to want to make more geeks, so they don't have to make do with the half-defective ones.

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    1. Re:I'm sure geeks by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "newsflash: they do."

      newsflash to your newsflash: then you won't get the best of the pool.

      If that's good enough for you, it's good enough for me: I'm not even American, so it's better than enough for me that you don't get the best of the pool.

    2. Re:I'm sure geeks by citizenr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      think they deserve special treatment and don't have to be clean, social, pleasant, accountable workers.

      newsflash: they do.

      And this is why you get clueless people. Because you hire based on personality and clothes.

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    3. Re:I'm sure geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should they be exempt? Geeks aren't special.

      Follow my rules or find a job elsewhere. I'm not going to put up with bullshit.

    4. Re:I'm sure geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Newsflash:

      The "defective" ones are already making a killing doing this for the private sector (and criminal enterprises), where they don't typically need to be clean, social, pleasant, or accountable.

    5. Re:I'm sure geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And then you wind up with the problem of having unqualified staff. Sure they look great and interview well, but they can't do the job required.

    6. Re:I'm sure geeks by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      newsflash: Good people get away with it not because they think they can but because they're good people.

      Half of my department has social skills that make Al Gore look charismatic in comparison, but they deal with computers and not humans so it is not a qualification requirement and I don't give a shit about it either. There's that one guy that looks anywhere but you when he's talking to you, to the point of making you think he's deliberately ignoring you because he keeps working while discussing things with you. And when mentioned he will simply and bluntly inform you that "merely" telling you something bores him to death, so he has to keep busy with something meaningful while doing it. And behold, he's actually honest, he IS that good that he can flawlessly continue to do whatever task he has at hand while explaining something completely unrelated to you, and that's what I care about.

      Since most tech dept heads I know have a similar attitude towards worker choice (function over form), techs actually CAN get away with it if, and only if (!), they are really that good. There are limits (please shower and use some kind of deodorant, at least during Summer), but good techs can actually get away with quite a bit.

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    7. Re:I'm sure geeks by faedle · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Guess what? The skills that define a "good hacker" are going to tend towards somebody who's "counter-culture."

      Most of the really good hackers I've met are very enterprising souls. They don't give a rat's ass about your "rules". They typically are making a passable living working outside the boundaries. They define your rules as "bullshit." They have one motivation: toys. They don't care about your petty office drama, your corporate ladder-climbing, and your marketing bullshit.

      It's exactly your mentality that ensures that the US Government (and, by in large, most of the Fortune 500) will continue to fall further behind. Your average hacker can make more in two hours than you'd pay him in a week hacking together some Perl script on a contract basis. And you can bet crime does, in fact, pay here. It pays quite well.

    8. Re:I'm sure geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "newsflash: they do."

      newsflash to your newsflash: then you won't get the best of the pool.

      If that's good enough for you, it's good enough for me: I'm not even American, so it's better than enough for me that you don't get the best of the pool.

      Do you really think "the best of the pool" means accepting smelly, unwashed, anti-social jerks?

      The pool you're looking in must have awfully low standards.

    9. Re:I'm sure geeks by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 0

      Do you really think "the best of the pool" means accepting smelly, unwashed, anti-social jerks?

      Stop knocking Vice President Biden!

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      "The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
    10. Re:I'm sure geeks by faedle · · Score: 2

      No.

      But "the pool" includes people who use drugs recreationally, "ping" somewhere on the Aspbergers/Autism/ADD spectrum (and as a result usually have financial or criminal issues that makes them "unhire-able" by the Government), and to a very large degree don't find a job where there's a lot of spending time in meetings and filling out timesheets and forms to be very rewarding. Often, some of the best candidates have multiples of these issues: some of the best people in security, in fact, have all of these issues.

    11. Re:I'm sure geeks by Soluzar · · Score: 2

      They will get a job somewhere else. Possibly working for themselves, or possibly working for someone with a less restrictive hiring policy. They will do just fine, thanks.

      It's the employer who rejected them who is missing out.

    12. Re:I'm sure geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why do you hire based on arbitrary guidelines? You don't ask desk workers to be marathon runners or graphic artists to speak Swahili so why are you asking computer techs to wear a three piece suit and work 9-5?

    13. Re:I'm sure geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deal with the geeks, or half trained monkeys behind keyboards. Your choice.

      The geeks are special, they know how to fix your computer. In today's world that makes them special.
      You can deal with the reality of the typical geek personality, or you can deal with half trained monkeys. Don't take my word for it though.

      BTW: When you are talking to the "Helpdesk" personnel that cannot differentiate between hardware and software errors, you have found a monkey. (Bios not recognizing hard drives IS NOT a software issue, and no I cannot start windows.)

    14. Re:I'm sure geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for making it a political discussion assmuncher.

    15. Re:I'm sure geeks by bobbied · · Score: 1

      "newsflash: they do."

      newsflash to your newsflash: then you won't get the best of the pool.

      Gee... Having been part of the pool... I'm offended, either by the implication that I lack even the basic social graces, or by the implication that I'm not the best at what I did....

      Congrats, you offended a lot of folks in one post.

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      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
    16. Re:I'm sure geeks by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't want a "good hacker" whose tendencies toward "counter-culture" are a hard-wired reflex. I want a competent engineer who understands what he's working with and knows how to be effective: sometimes by kissing ass, more often than not by saying "fuck off and let me work" with the right level of polish (sometimes none). If your idea of the best of the pool is someone who hacks and tinkers without being able to buckle down to do some real engineering (which means not just being able to pull off epic shit, but doing it in such a way that it's clear that it accomplishes the objective and isn't only documented between the guy's ears), you're asking for movie hackers, not for what you need.

    17. Re:I'm sure geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And universities; where almost no rules apply except getting the job done.

    18. Re:I'm sure geeks by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 2

      Are we talking about the same corps and government that are typically bent on screwing over as many people as possible in order to make a buck? Geeks are the only sane ones.

    19. Re:I'm sure geeks by bobbied · · Score: 1

      And you can bet crime does, in fact, pay here. It pays quite well.

      I suppose you might be right... Eventually, you get caught. Then it's an all expense paid trip to the local "big house" with free meals and health care for the duration of your stay.

      Seems to me that the online crime that really pays is not generally done by the lonely hacker living in the basement of his parent's house but the guys who spend years on their plans.

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      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
    20. Re:I'm sure geeks by chispito · · Score: 1

      There's that one guy that looks anywhere but you when he's talking to you, to the point of making you think he's deliberately ignoring you because he keeps working while discussing things with you. And when mentioned he will simply and bluntly inform you that "merely" telling you something bores him to death, so he has to keep busy with something meaningful while doing it. And behold, he's actually honest, he IS that good that he can flawlessly continue to do whatever task he has at hand while explaining something completely unrelated to you, and that's what I care about

      You know, just to put this out there, your coworker may have Asperger Syndrome. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspergers

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    21. Re:I'm sure geeks by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      Ok so to get intelligence we want the guy who is clean, knows to be effective and has polish? Really, that is who we want to get terrorist intelligence? Mob intelligence? You name the crime fighting unit (FBI, CIA, Military etc). The problem is that keeping a network safe and away from hackers is the same sort of person. They are not quite legal, not quite illegal. They are towing that line in the middle. They are definitely counter culture and could not give a eff what others think of them.

      The intelligence units (maybe they already have these folks) think that network is a cost unit. They are not thinking in terms of cyber war, cyber criminals. I am not saying this is an individual sitting in the basement of their parents home. I am talking about those that work in Russia, or former east republics. These boys and girls are a completely different animal. For them these things are "relative" not "absolute".

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      "No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"
    22. Re:I'm sure geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lmao! Cry more, noob.

      QQ

    23. Re:I'm sure geeks by bobbied · · Score: 1

      think they deserve special treatment and don't have to be clean, social, pleasant, accountable workers.

      newsflash: they do.

      And this is why you get clueless people. Because you hire based on personality and clothes.

      So show up with your knowledge, reasonably dressed and be pleasant with the people interviewing you and I'll bet they will jump at the chance to hire you. Be a team player, willing to work and eager to help them with their problems and they will be more than willing to keep paying you.

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    24. Re:I'm sure geeks by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

      So, all policemen should be crooks ?

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    25. Re:I'm sure geeks by Exitar · · Score: 2

      Isn't the article exactly about how the US government doesn't find competent IT personnel because they think mostly like you?

    26. Re:I'm sure geeks by obarthelemy · · Score: 2

      There's no intrinsic difference between an IT security guy, a financial regulator, an auditor, a building inspector... All are dealing with complex systems, with external operators trying to exploit these systems while they themselves have to guarantee their safety. Security IT guys are not a brand new breed of semi-superhuman beings, they're the latest variation of the safety inspector archetype.
      Hacking mostly doesn't pay, and mostly will get you in jail. Like everyone else, hackers should welcome a chance to make an honest, risk-free living. Those who don't realize that and still think IT is the wild west it was 20 years ago have bad news coming.
      Also, destroying is a lot easier than building. Finding fault in someone else's creation requires some skill. Creating something closer to faultless requires more skill.

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      The Cloud - because you don't care if your apps and data are up in the air.
    27. Re:I'm sure geeks by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Possible, likely actually, but for all I care he could have Tourette's, it's none of my business. He doesn't have to interface with a lot of people (and he's actually very, very happy about it) and he's great at his job, so why should I complain?

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    28. Re:I'm sure geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen cops ignore the law far more than any friends and family I know...

    29. Re:I'm sure geeks by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

      A snitch or an informant, no. An undercover agent, on the other hand, damn well better be able to write up an after action report and be able to present its contents in a clear, coherent, and noncombative manner to either a judge or a jury or his boss without the Question Authority Tourette's popping out with every other breath.

      Get something clear: being an effective anything requires having a rod up your ass that you put there yourself. To outside observers, it might look like a counter-culture Fuck You to your coworkers/superiors, but it's not that. Network defense requires engineering. Good engineers have rods up their asses when on company time and need to communicate profusely. Making a buck as a grey/black hat does not require these things to nearly the same extent.

    30. Re:I'm sure geeks by pla · · Score: 0

      Why should they be exempt? Geeks aren't special.

      Because you need me, not the other way around. And so does everyone else.


      Follow my rules or find a job elsewhere. I'm not going to put up with bullshit.

      Okay, see ya - Because your competition will.


      And FWIW, this doesn't only apply to geeks. You could say the same for pharmacists, for nuke-certified welders, for a host of other positions with a high barrier to entry (whether highly skilled or merely artificial - Do you complain about the crudeness of your crude plumber, when the local guild has made it a miracle you got one to come out at 2am and you thank Zeus for the opportunity to pay him quadruple overtime for the privilege?).

      If you want the best of a small group, you put up with the quirks common to that group, or you go without. If you go without a plumber, your house fills with shit. If you go without a good network security guy, you might not have things leak in, but you can bet they get out...

    31. Re:I'm sure geeks by chmod+a+x+mojo · · Score: 1

      Do you really think "the best of the pool" means accepting smelly, unwashed, anti-social jerks?

      The pool you're looking in must have awfully low standards.

      Well, yes, as a matter of fact I do. If I have to hire smelly unwashed anti-social jerks and that guarantees I have a much greater chance of defending my stuff from the other roving bands of smelly unwashed anti-social jerks I would hire my own smelly unwashed jerks in a heartbeat. You don't hire a plumber to fix your car, so don't hire a squeaky clean butt-kisser that knows nothing about the gritty dirty underhanded bits of network security to secure your network.

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      To err is human; effective mayhem requires the root password!
    32. Re:I'm sure geeks by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And just another analogy. Designing a good lock requires knowing how to pick locks. Knowing how to pick a lock requires picking locks for practice frequently. Picking locks frequently does NOT require being a burglar. Adrenaline junkies do that. Security geeks wanting a job with the lock company don't. That's the difference.

    33. Re:I'm sure geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Why should they be exempt? Geeks aren't special.

      Because you need me, not the other way around. And so does everyone else. ...

      BWWAAAA HHHAAA HA!

      Seriously?

      Get. The. Fuck. Over. Yourself.

      No one NEEDS you. If you died tonight, what would happen wherever you work?

      Yeah, they'd hire a replacement, life would go on.

    34. Re:I'm sure geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm going to no-true-scottsman myself in this argument, but I'm fine with that.

      You must be a rarity in a rarity...

      There *are* non deviant geeks, I've met maybe three in 35 years. None of them are in the 'top 50' I have had the pleasure of speaking or working with with.

      There's been maybe a dozen who seem non-deviant until you get to know them--good enough to pass or fabricate a background check.

      One of them is a leading expert in her field, but...she's not the right type of geek for hacking, and is too narrowly focused to ever be a 'good' hacker in anything other than microcode on x86.

      I have no language to express how incredibly uncommon it is in a world where learning is encouraged by rote memorization, obedience, adherance to rules and blind faith in rule of law and subservience to authority. Where people teach to tests and promotion systems reward best buddies over competence that you will find a "social, pleasant, accountable worker" that is a hacker.

      Hacking is about the subversion. The penetration. The defiance of rules, order, expectations. It's about coming at the target sideways in a craven, unorthodox manner. Anything else is just scripting.

      You see -- the problem is most geeks are good geeks because they're actually practiced philosophers -- learned through use of logic, studied in socially diverse literature and all the documentation they can eat. Subserviant to the iron rule of reality over social niceties.

      We get these systems not just because we build them and use them, but because unlike the clusterfuck of your "clean, social, pleasant accountable workers" -- our system is actually honest. We only care what works. What comes out when we put something in. What works in your corporate system isn't the reward we care about -- it isn't a motivation. Usually, it's s a curse.

      Technical skills can be taught...but mostly, our education system breeds people who are not, and by no amount of education will /ever/ be fit to be a geek. They can't learn to program, they can't learn to debug, they can't learn to step back three feet to look at what a program actually does, much less to go back a hundred feet and understand a complex process. They definitely can't be taught any degree of intuition, experience, or love of the job. Most of them can't even be taught to avoid what amounts to basic malpractice because our education teaches the means to an end instead of working to preserve an objective.

      And the ones that might be promising...well, your math, science, philsophy, literature are medieval in quality. You crush them just as they should start to nurture and complain that you can't fix it later.

      You can teach the MCSE how to add a new nameserver, but you can't teach her how to add and debug a domainkey without giving her a checklist. Or how to look it up. Or how to read the protocol. And for the thousand engineers on /. who cry foul -- you are counter examples who exist, but you are outnumbered. And most of you would side with me anyway in a heartbeat.

      And the very very few who find the xen path... aren't enough to carry the weight of your hierarchical incompetence.

      Many of the people that succeed as hackers do so in spite of education, deference to authority, and societal niceties. We have learned disrespect, shoddyness, and our bitter jibes as a time saving defense mechanism -- a way to filter out people not worth the cost of conversation. People with something worth saying will say it anyway. People who think their suit makes their argument important... will make themselves known and get sent to the killfile.

      So for your newflash --

      We aren't the defective ones.

      Your system is defective. Your entire metric is defective. The very way you define, measure, process, and analyze success guarantee your failure.

      And a lot of the hackers out there think you deserve it despite cringing at the impending crisis of education your line of thought causes. We s

    35. Re:I'm sure geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go fuck yourself. How many people have a perfect credit score, could pass a 10-year background investigation, let alone be willing to subject themselves to the bullshit that goes along with needing a SAP/SAR just because doing some of this work might bring them into a SCIF or similar facility. The electricians, plumbers and temporary contractors get by with waivers. So should the people who could give a shit less about the goverment's bore me to death 'secrets'.

      Here's a clue asshole. If you had any idea the kind of access they've given to rapists, murderers and drug addicts who were fortunate enough to be found 'not-guilty', you'd probably shit yourself. So get off your high horse and come down to the real world. If those people get clearance, then giving it to the socially inept person shouldn't be that difficult.

    36. Re:I'm sure geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You don't get it. Qualified people are _turning down_ these jobs because of the baggage.

    37. Re:I'm sure geeks by pla · · Score: 2

      Yeah, they'd hire a replacement, life would go on.

      Yup, they would. Based on the last time we looked, it would take about a year, and they'd end up with yet another "bad attitude". I have to wonder, though, which counts as more dysfunctional - Modern corporate "disposable human" culture, or somewhat arrogant no-respect-for-authority geek culture? Because y'know, I'd trust my geek coworkers to help me get out of a burning building; the former would make more from the insurance payoffs with me dead.

      But yes, the world goes on in my absence. Way to miss my bigger point in favor of tossing me a personal "fuck you". I answered the question accurately, whether you like that answer or not. People put up with "attitude" when they have no choice, simple as that.

      BTW, you left out the typical AC "I fired a hundred of you assholes last year alone and ended up getting a very respectful and skilled ex marine", Mr. Fortune-500 CEO.

    38. Re:I'm sure geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the problem is that when you say clean, HR reads 'mainstream suit and tie'.
      when you say social and pleasent HR reads 'asskisser'

    39. Re:I'm sure geeks by shilly · · Score: 1

      No, the article is about how someone who thinks the rules aren't working *claims* that the US government is struggling to find competent IT personnel.

    40. Re:I'm sure geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but if you don't know how a criminal thinks how do you ever hope to catch him?

    41. Re:I'm sure geeks by faedle · · Score: 1

      You miss the point, though.

      What makes a good hacker is exactly the same things that tend towards "counter-culture." Rules breaking. Irreverence to power structure. Exploring outside the lines. Being not only willing to take a chance, but thriving on the adrenaline rush of being on the bleeding edge.

      You don't get that spending your young adulthood in a computer or mathematics degree program at a community college. You get that from spending those years at places like DEFCON (and to a lesser degree, Burning Man).

      And they do "real engineering" every day. They do it when they sleep. They do it when they idly sit on the train fiddling with a battery-powered Raspberry Pi or Arduino project, trying to use it to figure out some weird wireless signal they discovered.

      And they'll do it for whomever pays them the most and gets in their way the least. Increasingly, it isn't Government or Fortune 500. And that's the point.

    42. Re:I'm sure geeks by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      1. social does not include passive aggressive shit like taking the blame for shit that happens because their bosses don't fucking comprehend what it is they're supposed to in the first place.

      2. The neurotypical geeks ARE the half assed ones. Sure they dress nice and give you a firm handshake and socially lick the butts of insecure management, but they suck at their jobs.

    43. Re:I'm sure geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're apparently missing the part where the geeks are the ones in demand.

  8. Hiring the right people by Seeteufel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your assumption is that the government hires people capable to actually solve the problem. It does, but only in war times. In war times you lose ground when you follow the wrong path. When yo sent the horses against the machine guns. Governments are not interested to actually solve the problem but rather to be in charge of the problem. We know that many security issues could be solved. Simply spent a few millions on security reviews of commonly executed code. and order the companies to provide bug fixes or apply punitive damages, make them partly liable for not fixing security issues.

    1. Re:Hiring the right people by danlip · · Score: 1

      The US has been at war for the last 10 years.

    2. Re:Hiring the right people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ... When yo sent the horses against the machine guns ...

      The key to success is sometimes keeping an open mind and picking the right tool for the right job given the current circumstances. There were occasions on WW2's Eastern Front where saber equipped horse cavalry won the day over machine guns. The machine guns malfunctioned due to extreme winter weather.

      Sometimes you need hairy smelly beasts that make a mess of their surroundings. Just keep them away from normal living and working spaces. ;-)

    3. Re:Hiring the right people by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but in a war they can't lose. That's like calling a boxing match between the heavyweight champion and a 3 year old a fight. You needn't give up control because there's simply nothing at stake.

      WW2 was, as far as I'm concerned, the last time where the US actually could get into some serious trouble if they didn't muster any and all effort to fight, and where winning was neither certain nor meaningless.

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    4. Re:Hiring the right people by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Wars involve sacrifice, from both military and citizens. The citizens didn't even notice there was a war. American Idol and Survivor distracted them successfully. Ohh a squirrel.....

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    5. Re:Hiring the right people by _8553454222834292266 · · Score: 1

      We haven't declared war in a long time. Sure been a lot of illegal military actions since then though.

    6. Re:Hiring the right people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key to success is sometimes keeping an open mind and picking the right tool for the right job given the current circumstances. There were occasions on WW2's Eastern Front where saber equipped horse cavalry won the day over machine guns. The machine guns malfunctioned due to extreme winter weather.

      Being able to read the writing on the wall is also useful. Early machine guns were unreliable; however when they worked, they decimated horse cavalry and the offices leading the charges. This was ignored by the brass, preferring to keep their current positions. Machine guns improved and France lost much of its young male nobility when the brass kept doing business as usual.

      The USAF is going to do the same with their fighter pilots, thanks to brass that came from the ranks of fighter pilots and depends on the same for their positions.

    7. Re:Hiring the right people by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      The cold war was a very very serious affair. The US military combined with all the armies of Western Europe would not have beat the Soviet forces in a conventional fight.

      The entire NATO battle plan for defending western Europe basically involved the plan to nuke the soviet front-line while it was still in eastern Europe before it could move into the allied western countries. Because the US KNEW it couldn't win in a conventional fight it basically made it well known that were the Soviets to move to invade Western Europe the war would immediately become nuclear. It's because of this that Stalin's plans and preliminary mobilization to invade Europe resulted in his subordinates overdosing him on warfarin while he was vacationing before the plan was put into effect.

      The Cold war was very much real and very much a war that the US could have easily lost. Had it went hot and nuclear everyone would have lost but even had it stayed conventional there is a very good chance the Soviets could have won. Make no mistake at some point in the very near future both the chinese and Russians will provide the opportunity for wars that the US could lose and that's only if we keep our financial situation stable.

    8. Re:Hiring the right people by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The cold war was a very very serious affair. The US military combined with all the armies of Western Europe would not have beat the Soviet forces in a conventional fight.

      You're going to have to clarify on time frames when you make statements like this.....in the early 50s, there is a good case to be made that it was true. By the late 80s, it would have been a lot harder for Russia to be victorious in a conventional war.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    9. Re:Hiring the right people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We know that many security issues could be solved. Simply spent a few millions on security reviews of commonly executed code. and order the companies to provide bug fixes or apply punitive damages, make them partly liable for not fixing security issues.

      News flash: security is not a trivial problem. Throwing money at the problem isn't going to make it go away. Blaming other people for your problem isn't either. Security is a serious field with decades of research behind it. There is no magic fix to all bugs. Even if there is, you still have to deal with people, some of which may be problematic, which brings us back to the point of this article and various posters here: a government can't just hire any piece of trash.

    10. Re:Hiring the right people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In reality your point ends up close but a bit backwardsish. In the early 50s russia had just recently lost 20 odd million of its adult population [seriously, the soviets lost waaaaaaaaay more lives than any other major power in WW2 by easily an order of magnitude].

      The major times of concerns was the 60s and 70s, when the baby boom generation of both sides had reached military service age and while both sides industrial and scientific capacities were still very much productive and rather close in magnitude.

      Not that you're wrong, you're exactly right that it depends on the time frames being discussed, just pointing out that after WW2 the USSRs general population was in a rather dixiefucked state and took a while to recover. By the 80s you're quite right, the corruption of economy and logistics within the USSR would have made the massive-deployment style of conventional warfare that they used to be able to maintain nearly impossible. The mutually assured destruction scenarios were still valid however.

    11. Re:Hiring the right people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      legally wrong: there has been no declaration of war ratified by congress

    12. Re:Hiring the right people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have always been at war with Eurasia.

    13. Re:Hiring the right people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why we should have let Patton go into Russia in '45 like he wanted to while we had the Army there to defeat Stalin. Would have savedEastern Europe 70 years of slavery to the Soviets! The only reason we'll ever loose is because our leaders are F_ _ _ing morons!

    14. Re:Hiring the right people by Seeteufel · · Score: 1
      Beating up overdue dictators in no time and without a proper mandate does not count. But from a Carl Schmittian perspective you don't have to actually fight the war, you just have to unite your base, your people with a common enemy. Disunite with the enemy to rally your base. Bush felt atrap to his own national enemy scheme and actually removed Saddam from power, a total waste of time and ressources.

      No one believes that a nuclear armed Iran would actually attack the (inofficial) nuclear power Israel and both sides cannot be expect even a hot conflict. Iran hasn't attacked a single nation but gets peppered as a response to its apartheid policies in the middle east. North Korea could hardly feed its own people.

      We don't have many rogues left. When the United States would confront China, good luck with that.

      Islamism may be an enemy worth to fight against but even there the United States don't go after the funding source of orthodox islamisation and islamic radicalism, the Saudi sheiks.

      Leaves Syria, oh well, who cares who wins the civil war, that is an internal matter of that nation. In the worst case the Turkish army would invade it. The Syrian situation is hypocrite. The West is perfectly fine with the same tactics in Bahrain and everyone knows that the US arms the rebels. There is nothing wrong for a state under international law to crack down on an armed uprising.

  9. "roadblocks put up by lawyers and human resources" by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This isn't even specific to the IT field. This is a problem with every organization that hires people. Unless the organization is too small to have lawyers or human resources.

  10. Marijuana/Drug Laws by Midnight_Falcon · · Score: 5, Informative

    I haven't met a too many good hackers who haven't, at least at one time, engaged in some drug use -- whether it be smoking weed (usually), tripping on mushrooms/acid, or cocaine etc..it seems to permeate the culture quite a bit.

    A couple three-letter agencies once tried to recruit me, but I didn't want to stop going to festivals/parties, smoking pot, etc. It felt like I would have to become a square and this job would be my life, and I'd have to disown much of the culture I was associated with previously. Plus, I thought if I went forward, I'd never get past the polygraph where they ask you tons of questions about drug use, and it would just be a waste of time.

    For context, I am an IT professional with a specialization in security and about 20-40% of my workload is security related.

    Maybe if drug testing wasn't required, these agencies would get more applicants. But no one wants to piss in a cup on a monthly basis to work at a rate of pay less than they could get at companies that don't drug test.

    1. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I haven't met a too many good hackers who haven't, at least at one time, engaged in some drug use -- whether it be smoking weed (usually), tripping on mushrooms/acid, or cocaine etc..it seems to permeate the culture quite a bit.

      Now, is that because good hackers tend to be drug users--or is it because *you* are a drug user and thus a larger percentage of the people you meet are drug users?

    2. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      It felt like I would have to become a square...

      You realize this is Slashdot, right?

      --
      I live ze unknown. I love ze unknown. I am ze unknown.
    3. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Midnight_Falcon · · Score: 2
      I'm a pot smoker but not a hardcore drug user.

      That said, I've spent a lot of time on IRC (this was my hacker training 1996-2002), etc and found there is a significant overlap between 'hacker' and 'stoner' circles, and later on, between 'hackers' and people into psychedelic music or rave scenes..hell, there's a whole genre of the rave scene called "cyber."

      of course there's some selection bias because I'm a stoner, but I find the overlap to be too significant to explain away by that fact alone. What's your take on this?

    4. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Yep, as soon as they try to pry into my personal life, I tell them, 'This interview is over. Sorry to have wasted your time.' If I'm not running for political office, or looking to be a cop, with real authority, they can all take a hike.

      --
      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    5. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Midnight_Falcon · · Score: 1

      yeah, and some of us slashdotters go to things like burning man, and are considered "cool" in some type of subculture.. :)

    6. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Midnight_Falcon · · Score: 1

      oh yeah, and I should definitely add that when I started hacking/etc, I wasn't yet a pot smoker. That came years later. But my hacker mentor, someone I knew only on IRC, was a major pothead, and I was very against it at first. Later experiences changed my mind on its harmfulness.

    7. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm not a drug user, and my experience matches that of Midnight_Falcon. Drug laws have turned a group of talented people who aren't harming anyone into a class of criminals, which is restricting the national security talent pool. It's a problem.

    8. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect that if enough people "just told the truth" and admitted they smoked pot on the polygraph test, then maybe, just maybe, they'd discover that it's not an issue. I expect "they" are looking for people who lie, not people who smoke pot. But hey, it wouldn't be the first time I was told how naive I am.

      And I believe you hit the nail on the head about the money. Nobody's going to subject themselves to that kind of abuse for a job that pays less than what they can make in industry–unless they're desperate for a job.

    9. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Hatta · · Score: 2

      of course there's some selection bias because I'm a stoner, but I find the overlap to be too significant to explain away by that fact alone. What's your take on this?

      A non-drug user will see the opposite pattern because the best people who use drugs are also the most discreet.

      --
      Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    10. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by couchslug · · Score: 1

      The major reason for drug testing is to prevent blackmail, as was the old ban on homosexuality.

      If you don't give a fuck what someone does off-duty, they can't be blackmailed for it.

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    11. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by borcharc · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been to defcon?

    12. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      Only the drug-loving hackers go to defcon!

    13. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Not true actually; I'd say everyone sees that pattern, and those who are cs geeks but aren't drug users have to be just as discrete. Of course, this ignores the part of the culture of people who's social skills are limited enough that they never even realize the drug use going on, as they're too focused on their own problem set to care.

    14. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting... I have two Bachelors degrees, one in CoSci and the other in Mathematics. I consult on security issues for the Gov and Fortune 50 companies (some Fortune 5) on catching bad guys... and I have never used an illegal substance.

      Performance degrading drugs have never been attractive to me anyway. If nootropics were legal and available I'd be the Lance Armstrong of Alzheimer's meds.

      But alas, I only spend 95% of my time consulting on security topics or building infrastructure.

    15. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in a network security company that I can honestly say to hold world-class expertise on certain fields of network security. This company has zero tolerance for use of illegal substances among their employees. As far as I can tell, there has been no negative effects on this policy on recruitment or getting rid of those rare cases that have been found to break the policy.

      On the other hand, extraordinary amounts of alcohol is used on company parties, and in this country, it is largely the basis for social bonds on every field, especially university clubs that effectively form the base of professional relationships on many fields. Users of illegal substances are considerably more rare to be seen in universities, study enough to get sufficient formal ground to attack hard problems, and as a result they position themselves mostly in poorly paid gaming industry.

      Details may be different on different countries, but seeing use of illegal substances as some sort of a merit or positive correlator is really self-deception. I don't remember when I would have seen a self-deprecating drug user. At work, we praise self-deprecation and self-criticism - but when we actually deliver results better than the competition, it's time to be proud for a moment. Being part of some metaphysical "hacker culture" in itself should not matter in business (nor government) - having expertise that can lead to real-world solutions should. Even less the use of marijuana proves that you're a well-equipped expert on any field, apart from inhaling...

    16. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      If you don't give a fuck what someone does off-duty, they can't be blackmailed for it.

      They can be blackmailed as long as someone they care about cares what they do off duty. "Get us the secret plans or your WoW girlfriend will find out you still live in your Mom's basement."

    17. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first time I ate acid was at Defcon 2. There is a definite overlap between the hacker scene and the rave / psychedelic drug scene.

      Hackers think outside of the box. Acid and other psychedelics obliterate the box and challenge the mind to put it back together. It seems like a natural fit.

    18. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless your company does random periodic drug testing, I don't think you can say with any confidence that your fellow employees are clean. It's pretty easy to pass the initial drug tests prior to employment and then return to old habits.

    19. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who fucking cares that I smoke weed? Answer: nobody but the cops. The cops aren't going to come out unless they see it or smell it, not because somebody told them I smoke joints.

      The company I work for has pre-employment screening drug tests. We're not in a security-sensitive field. There is nothing of value to be blackmailed from me.

      They do drug testing for other reasons - mainly insurance. Insurance rates go down if you screen for drug users. I obviously disagree vehemently with the idea that pot smokers are liabilities, but I'm not the one who underwrites these policies.

    20. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't met a too many good hackers who haven't, at least at one time, engaged in some drug use -- whether it be smoking weed (usually), tripping on mushrooms/acid, or cocaine etc..it seems to permeate the culture quite a bit.

      Well, so did many US presidents. Obama is on the record as using cocaine. And Bill "but I didn't inhale" Clinton smoked a fair bit of weed.

    21. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No random testing is done, mostly because there's reasonable amount of trust on employees. (Secondly, because it's legally complicated.) On the other hand, company employs people only from specific countries to R&D (US, Israel, China and Russia are out of question) and employees have to go through extended background check from (our) national security agency, and it'd better be clean. If someone uses something, consequences have to be strictly under his own control. Loose cannons are not appreciated, especially because of susceptibility to espionage by certain superpower is a real risk, and it actually matters to our customers.

      So, even here in the corporate world, people have to be pretty square. It's one thing to be a freelancer security consultant and completely another to run long-term large scale security solutions business for customers equipped with well-founded paranoia. And I didn't mention that all R&D is performed only inside secure physical premises, and source code never leaves these premises without written permit. Surely that's against someones interpretation of "hacker values", but welcome to the real world.

    22. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody told you?
      Were all super cool now. Somehow

    23. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Palantir?

    24. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he means that pot is wide spread, shit, even Obama says he inhaled.

    25. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Burning man probably hasn't been cool in your adult lifetime. You're just a dweeb who never grew up.

    26. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by proca · · Score: 1

      Yes, I completely agree with this post. You aren't allowed to have done drugs in the past 7 years, but that's when people do their drugs if they're just out of college. The lie detector test for the TS/SCI is a big turnoff to a lot of geeks. Relax the rules a bit and get more smart people.

    27. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it seems to permeate the culture quite a bit.

      No, it doesn't. You're just surrounded by people like you as a natural instinct and so it seems that way to you. I've worked in the professional security industry (100% workload) for many years and I would say that the vast majority of people I meet and engage with are not drug users.

      Plus, I thought if I went forward, I'd never get past the polygraph where they ask you tons of questions about drug use, and it would just be a waste of time.

      lieMaybe if drug testing wasn't required, these agencies would get more applicants. But no one wants to piss in a cup on a monthly basis to work at a rate of pay less than they could get at companies that don't drug test.

      No 'three letter agency' currently drug tests. It's really not that huge a deal as long as you are not a habitual drug user, someone who could readily be blackmailed or engaged in something extremely illegal (at which point you're invalid for a clearance, anyway).

      This is the typical drug culture though: I engage in this lifestyle and thus everyone else does and we are being persecuted.

    28. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Pascal+Sartoretti · · Score: 1

      A good hacker is supposed to be curious. A can't imagine a good hacker who didn't at least once try smoking weed...

    29. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His anecdotal experience matches my anonymous, cowardly, anecdotal experience.

    30. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Performance degrading drugs have never been attractive to me anyway

      Are you aware of which drugs are truly performance degrading and which ones aren't? It's a more complex topic than you might otherwise imagine as well, since some drugs will be "both". The most classic example of a drug with both positive and negative effects on performance is marijuana: for many people, it makes them a bit lazy and demotivated but in those same people it can stir up a decent amount of creativity which might be enough to overcome the laziness it instilled in them.

      I myself don't enjoy pot (I've smoked it a few times, but for me it's basically a feeling akin to seasickness - not pleasant at all), but I do somewhat regularly (2 to 4 times a year) use LSD. Generally speaking I can say with certainty that my LSD use has improved my ability to do my job. It's given me insights that have helped me solve large problems; made me more able to think around complex problems; and made me more appreciative of the design aspects of the software we create. In my personal life, it's helped me deal with seeing other people's points of view; given me an appreciation of natural beauty; and helped me be more tolerant of people that I disagree with.

      I'm also certainly far from the only person to attribute positive effects in my life to LSD... famous examples include (but are no means limited to) Kary Mullis, Paul McCartney, and Steve Jobs.

      --
      My book about LSD and Self-Discovery
      Also on facebook as: DroppingAcidDaleBewan
    31. Re:Marijuana/Drug Laws by Midnight_Falcon · · Score: 1

      If you met me at work, you'd probably say I am definitely not a stoner or a drug user. I don't smell like weed, and look very professional, articulate coherently, etc.

      No 'three letter agency' currently drug tests. It's really not that huge a deal as long as you are not a habitual drug user, someone who could readily be blackmailed or engaged in something extremely illegal (at which point you're invalid for a clearance, anyway).

      This is the typical drug culture though: I engage in this lifestyle and thus everyone else does and we are being persecuted.

      Not true. All 'three letter agencies' currently drug test. This is mandated by law in the United States, actually.

  11. A true hacker .. by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny
    • Doesn't have time for Firefly or Star Trek.
    • Doesn't even watch TV
    • Doesn't hang around on news websites.
    • Doesn't get out much, if at all
    • Is relentlessly picking apart code, oprating systems, APIs looking for a small clue of some exception not being handled
    • Probably eats poorly, has no fashion sense and has the social skills of a slug
    • Will eventually find a way through whatever the problem is through persistence.
    • Will celebrate his/her find with a pumped fist (the most exercise in a week) and the utterance, "cool."

    While not terribly talented and hardly the sort of person likely to hold down a decent paying job (let alone know how to write out a resume or pass an interview) these are the sort of people who find the gaps. Recruiting them to work for you may be iffy. Once they have a paycheck, can afford a sports car, some decent clothes and can afford to go out they slowly cease to be the people you wanted.

    Best to just hire them on a per item contract and toss them a burrito now and then.

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:A true hacker .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really haven't been in this business very long if you even are .. you absolutely no idea about what you are talking about. You probably should just go back into the country club and stop posting from your Blackberry. You're embarrassing yourself.

    2. Re:A true hacker .. by Quince+alPillan · · Score: 1

      Doesn't have time for Firefly or Star Trek.

      False. That's what multitasking while compiling or testing is for.

    3. Re:A true hacker .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compiling an exploit typically doesn't take much time. They're generally very very small.

    4. Re:A true hacker .. by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Doesn't have time for Firefly or Star Trek.
      Doesn't even watch TV
      Doesn't hang around on news websites.

      What do those true hackers do while they think?

    5. Re:A true hacker .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh oh, the neckbeards are angry.

    6. Re:A true hacker .. by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Doesn't have time for Firefly or Star Trek.
      Doesn't even watch TV
      Doesn't hang around on news websites.

      What do those true hackers do while they think?

      Back when this was my forte, I took breaks to play a few video games on one of my computers, until I felt like hacking again. MMOs and their lifesucking were a thing of the future, so I got a lot of hacking done before I started work on my second degree and then moved on.

      --

      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    7. Re:A true hacker .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They watch Twilight because they feel they can relate to it.

    8. Re:A true hacker .. by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      A programmer from a very large computer company went to a software conference and then returned to report to his manager, saying: ``What sort of programmers work for other companies? They behaved badly and were unconcerned with appearances. Their hair was long and unkempt and their clothes were wrinkled and old. They crashed our hospitality suite and they made rude noises during my presentation.''

      The manager said: ``I should have never sent you to the conference. Those programmers live beyond the physical world. They consider life absurd, an accidental coincidence. They come and go without knowing limitations. Without a care, they live only for their programs. Why should they bother with social conventions?

      ``They are alive within the Tao.''

    9. Re:A true hacker .. by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a true Scotsman to me!

      --
      It's better to vote for what you want and not get it than to vote for what you don't want and get it.
      - E. Debs
  12. This is normal... by magamiako1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is nothing new to the IT industry in general and has been going on for years. It's only moved to "Security" now because the wave of nerds that 10 years ago were hired for "basic IT" are now sufficiently advanced where connecting a network together is trivial and their knowledge has moved on.

  13. A concrete example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Of the type of non-conformist individual with considerable hacking skills who should be a hiring target.

    1. Re:A concrete example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome.

      However, for cybersecurity work, perhaps you shouldn't be looking for somebody that only uses the internet to send and receive email twice a day. (even to view webpages, rms downloads them and emails them to himself)

  14. There is a wide skillrange with security by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 1

    I think there is a wide skill range when it comes to hiring someone with security expertise than just programming alone. And everyone knows HR can't figure out how to hire a skillful programmer over a random Joe who talks himself up. So what hope does HR in finding a security expert, when there's a lot of bullshitters who claim to be good at security but don't know anything?

    I know about encryption, and I've found security flaws in applications such as Adobe's P2P networking, but I wouldn't consider myself a security expert or apply to one of those jobs. Yet, I know a lot more than a great deal of people selling themselves as security experts.

  15. The solution is obvious by narcc · · Score: 1

    They need to hire a Relationship Manager.

    "Ich bin ein nerd"

  16. Bad Idea by medv4380 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a way to get some Black Hats working directly for the DOD and Homeland Security. Hiring Black Hats is good only when you know they are a Black Hat, and that usually requires they get arrested first. If they are a sketchy unscroupoulous looking person then stay away. They already have to be on the lookout for the Normal Looking Black Hat Anon that's slipped into the organization they shouldn't be putting people that are clearly a risk in.

    1. Re:Bad Idea by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hiring a known Black Hat? Are you nuts?

      I know, there's that myth floating about that a police register is some sort of "letter of recommendation", but actually, it not only tells me that the person at the very least didn't mind playing on the "wrong" team, but he was also not good enough not to get caught. I do NOT want that person on my team!

      Actually, what you want to hire as government is that average-good hacker, not the top level one. Why, you may ask? Well, with the former you can be certain that he's playing for the good team. The other one could just be smart enough to be a bad apple AND get away with it.

      --
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    2. Re:Bad Idea by js33 · · Score: 1

      Government thrives on mediocrity.

    3. Re:Bad Idea by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Not only government. Try got be hired in the average dog-eat-dog corporation if you're smart.

      I've actually heard someone say "If you're smart, don't hire anyone smarter than you". That was about 10 minutes before I handed in my 2 weeks.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    4. Re:Bad Idea by elucido · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a way to get some Black Hats working directly for the DOD and Homeland Security. Hiring Black Hats is good only when you know they are a Black Hat, and that usually requires they get arrested first. If they are a sketchy unscroupoulous looking person then stay away. They already have to be on the lookout for the Normal Looking Black Hat Anon that's slipped into the organization they shouldn't be putting people that are clearly a risk in.

      That is what counter intelligence is there for. Do you really think a black hat is going to get past FBI counter intelligence? I don't think so.

      What is more likely to happen is white hats who get frustrated with life and government and who in an act of rage and instability decide to act like a black hat. That scenario can be prevented if the psychology of the individual is known in advance.

    5. Re:Bad Idea by elucido · · Score: 1

      Hiring a known Black Hat? Are you nuts?

      I know, there's that myth floating about that a police register is some sort of "letter of recommendation", but actually, it not only tells me that the person at the very least didn't mind playing on the "wrong" team, but he was also not good enough not to get caught. I do NOT want that person on my team!

      Actually, what you want to hire as government is that average-good hacker, not the top level one. Why, you may ask? Well, with the former you can be certain that he's playing for the good team. The other one could just be smart enough to be a bad apple AND get away with it.

      I agree with your perspective. Why would anyone want a failed hacker on their team?
      As far as being smart enough to be the bad apple and get away with it, I doubt that. How would they know what technology the government has or how the government network even works since that is probably classified? It's very unlikely unless they are government sponsored in which case they would be a mole not a hacker.

  17. "Is that a plumber on his shirt? Can't hire him." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's not that they're the wrong IT Security Experts to defend the nation's cyberspace, it's that they're the wrong people to work for the Bureau or the Agency or DHS or SS. So the problem isn't a lack of people who know their stuff, it's a lack of people who fit the typical "agent" pigeonhole.

    I know I'll never work for the Government because I have family in Mexico and I'd rather not have Federal noses up my ass whenever one of my many (many) cousins has a wedding or baptism that I'd like to attend.

  18. Re:"roadblocks put up by lawyers and human resourc by FireFury03 · · Score: 2

    Unless the organization is too small to have lawyers or human resources.

    And this is why I gave up working for big organisations - I want to spend my time doing a useful job rather than constantly battling against other departments (such as HR) who seem intent on making sure there's as little productivity as possible.

  19. Two big barriers by AarghVark · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There are two big barriers for government IT hiring:

    Pay scale
    The GS payscale doesn't map well to high-end IT skills. So often you end up with the marginally qualified, or those rare individuals who are not only not in it for the money, but somehow find a way to turn down offers every quarter from another round of head-hunters.

    Extra scrutiny
    The government security and screening process is a lot tougher than many commercial enterprises. It leads to ironic debtor-prison type situations where an otherwise qualified guy about to have his house foreclosed can't get the job because he is a security risk because he needs the money. The government just doesn't want to take the risk he will be try to pay off his bills by selling access to the highest bidder.

  20. Network security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    One has to wonder why it's so difficult for them to find people vs. other engineering disciplines. I'd suspect that the sort of people that excel at poking and prodding security vulnerabilities take a similar attitude to social rules; i.e. challenging assumptions and testing limits.

  21. Ok, let's jump into this by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

    First of all, tfa misses it's point completely, but hits on a bigger one. How to tell a crap sec pro from a good one, and at least I believe the answer isn't on paper. HR does background checks on anybody in any dept. , so saying this is discriminant is to generalize the entire work force, same with drug testing. Culturally... well you gotta have somebody that fits in with the team, otherwise you got bigger problems than network security. Most hacker / security types I know of you can't really tell apart from mainstream culture, the same intelligence that lets a sec pro do their work can also be applied to society's norms and standards. The guy who stays up nights and then forgets to shave and shower in the morning isn't an ideal candidate because just like they can't apply themselves to the real world, they probably won't be able to apply business logic to say creating group policy in active directory.

    Now here's where it gets really overcast grey, I put DNS on my resume and you put DNS on yours, I understand DNS cache poisoning, you don't, to HR, to even technical non-sec managers, this looks the same, but guess what, you want the guy who understands how DNS applies to security, not networking. How to tell them apart? Very very hard & resource intensive, a test, interview questions, a real-world scenario. HR wouldn't know where to begin. And it's scary to hire a sec pro who doesn't know what they're doing. Security+ is basically networking + some common sense (ex. don't allow anonymous relay on your exchange server), but a dedicated attack hacker will come equipped with knowledge far greater than this, so unless the sec pro actually knows what they're doing, they're useless. Thoughts? Solutions? Ideas?

    1. Re:Ok, let's jump into this by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Which is why the CISSP certification is in such high demand....

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    2. Re:Ok, let's jump into this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CISSP is a measurement of how well you take a multiple choice vocabulary exam, nothing more.

    3. Re:Ok, let's jump into this by cpghost · · Score: 2

      How to tell a crap sec pro from a good one, and at least I believe the answer isn't on paper.

      You can tell the difference by subjecting the applicants to creative tests. If they manage to break in, they're more likely to be able to switch hats and guard the other side of the fence.

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    4. Re:Ok, let's jump into this by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      I'd think that a good understanding of physical security, the how and why of real world object theft is a good place to start. A working network is three parts, hardware, software, and people. Each of the three must maintain integrity or the entire stack can be compromised. Understanding how each is compromised can lead to systems that recognize the failure of one component.

  22. Private Sector Pays more by NinjaTekNeeks · · Score: 1

    Private sector pays IT sec folks 6 figures+, last time I googled the salaries of the alphabet boys I wasn't very impressed.

    Example: http://www.glassdoor.com/Salary/FBI-Salaries-E24637.htm

    Example: http://www.criminaljusticeschoolinfo.com/fbi-agent-salary.html

    1. Re:Private Sector Pays more by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Private sector pays IT sec folks 6 figures+

      I should bloody well hope so... 6 figures in today's money isn't what it was 20 years ago... $100k a year is NOT rich these days at ALL.

      Those FBI salaries are just shocking!

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  23. Check, check and check by futhermocker · · Score: 1

    Computer geeks are often socially awkward, they may be accustomed to blurting out whatever they're feeling with brutal honesty, and they "won't kiss ass," said Schwartau.

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  24. Not enough sysadmins care about security. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've had to turn on firewalls and set security policies at several places I worked at. The admins there just didn't seem to care. One guy even turned off all the firewalls and set dictionary passwords on root. After I took over and when I asked him why he disabled them, he said it wasn't necessary. On one system that apparently kept getting hacked, he had to disable direct ssh logins to root. He never completely removed the vestiges of the attack and I saw numerous brute force attempts in the logs. I turned on the firewall and installed fail2ban. I was also able to track down the attack vector to a user who logged in remotely from his laptop during a visit to Europe. Once I had the guy reinstall his laptop and change all his passwords, the attacks diminished.

    Especially in small companies, a lot of people became sysadmins because the happened to be the guy that knew some basic tech. They weren't trained as sysadmins, nor were they really technically savvy. They just knew more than their coworkers. There isn't really a sysadmin degree out there. I started out as a programmer porting code between Unix, Windows and PreOSX Macs, but I understood security, even during the dotcom boom.

    1. Re:Not enough sysadmins care about security. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Especially in small companies, a lot of people became sysadmins because the happened to be the guy that knew some basic tech. They weren't trained as sysadmins, nor were they really technically savvy. They just knew more than their coworkers.

      Maybe that explains why I keep running into weird web pages like this one?

          http://cmr.cef.fr/?topic=90249&gen=1652&show=9029

      "the nanny diaries: a novel book online One of the rock and alternative country music. These chairs came Christopher McDougall being. Watching Free Internet TV is also entertaining to watch, whenever we feel deep inside Christopher McDougall recesses of our personhood. buy the nanny diaries: a novel ebook almost every Thursday. It was especially hard for me now, please, so I put on my PC-Reason # 2 Free online TV download the nanny diaries: a novel pdf Russian the nanny diaries: a novel pdf download TV software. "

      What's going on here? Can you explain why this page is in an "otherwise OK" website?

  25. So basically... by Millennium · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Network security is a position of trust. There is basically no way around this: implicit in running a network is that you have the tools to see what's on it. Encryption only goes so far in such situations, particularly at agencies tasked, in part, with getting at encrypted data.

    This adds up to some employers requiring a greater degree of trust in their employees than is currently the norm. Some geeks, it seems, are unwilling to come to terms with the fact that their life choices may have made them poor security risks in that context. The cases where the risk isn't because of a life choice are sadder, but the risk is just as real, and to ask agencies with bona fide requirements for absolute trust to simply ignore those risks is insane.

    1. Re:So basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's two sides to that.

      First of all, are the screening questions actually relevant to trustworthiness in the first place?

      Second of all, is the geek willing to put up with the bullshit to prove he knows who the boss is?

      The job is the employer's to dole out as he sees fit, and some two-bit peon who wants to bitch about the requirements just shows they are not fit for the job because they have no intent to submit to the will of their boss.

      When you work for someone and get paid for it, you are selling them your time, and since they bought your time fair and square by paying you your wage or salary, it's theirs to use however they see fit. Individualist geeks who don't realize that have no place on the payroll.

    2. Re:So basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The two biggest indicators that someone isn't going to be trustworthy have to do with their motivations to be untrustworthy.

      Drugs. A drug addiction can quickly lead someone into going broke. Broke junkies will do almost anything to keep the drugs coming. Stealing from the company and selling company secrets is certainly a possibility. Note that this doesn't say drug use, it says drug addiction. I've never known anyone that would say, "Sure, I'll sell out my company for a dime bag." Unfortunately, there's no way to distinguish between the two without getting accused of being a junkie yourself by whoever is gunning for your job.

      Debt. A lot of debt can make someone a higher risk because they're more desperate for money. But this is highly situational..someone with a lot of debt that is just waiting for it to fall off their record is a lot more trustworthy than someone that needs money by the end of the month or they're going to be evicted. Drug addictions, gambling, and poor money management in general can all be responsible for this.

      Are there any other motivations people have for selling a company out? Revenge, maybe, but that can easily be solved by treating people with respect and not keeping them 'in the know' about what happens if they get fired. By the time they want revenge, they won't have the power to take it.

      The big problem with these consideration is that it is merely a glance at someone's life and isn't indicative of the real person. They might answer yes to drug use, ten years ago in college. Whereas someone else might have just stepped out of the bathroom where they shot up a dose of heroin and then told you to their face that they'd never even seen any drugs in their whole lives. Someone with a lot of debt might have been in medical debt, someone with a little debt might be just be on a winning spree from the local casino.

    3. Re:So basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trust isn't just a gut-feeling and risk isn't universal. Different people take ques for trust based on different experiences, and for a drug user this risk may be completely artificial, brought about only by the rules currently in vogue. What is truly sad is that there is such a huge group of people who think they know what's best for others when they hardly have that 'best' figured out for themselves, and they actually promote their opinions.

      Since the robustness of the network of trust is its merit, you should consider how the failure of the war on drugs impacts a geek's life choices. The network of the counter-culture keeps getting stronger, while the public trust in law-enforcement is already at riot-level. If this trend continues we will soon start to see grassroots efforts for undermining customs and border patrol.

      My thoughts go to those poor geeks who still believe that government is the true representative of solidarity and community. They should have chosen to work for a local hackerspace instead, do whatever for money.

    4. Re:So basically... by elucido · · Score: 1

      The two biggest indicators that someone isn't going to be trustworthy have to do with their motivations to be untrustworthy.

      Drugs. A drug addiction can quickly lead someone into going broke. Broke junkies will do almost anything to keep the drugs coming. Stealing from the company and selling company secrets is certainly a possibility. Note that this doesn't say drug use, it says drug addiction. I've never known anyone that would say, "Sure, I'll sell out my company for a dime bag." Unfortunately, there's no way to distinguish between the two without getting accused of being a junkie yourself by whoever is gunning for your job.

      Debt. A lot of debt can make someone a higher risk because they're more desperate for money. But this is highly situational..someone with a lot of debt that is just waiting for it to fall off their record is a lot more trustworthy than someone that needs money by the end of the month or they're going to be evicted. Drug addictions, gambling, and poor money management in general can all be responsible for this.

      Are there any other motivations people have for selling a company out? Revenge, maybe, but that can easily be solved by treating people with respect and not keeping them 'in the know' about what happens if they get fired. By the time they want revenge, they won't have the power to take it.

      The big problem with these consideration is that it is merely a glance at someone's life and isn't indicative of the real person. They might answer yes to drug use, ten years ago in college. Whereas someone else might have just stepped out of the bathroom where they shot up a dose of heroin and then told you to their face that they'd never even seen any drugs in their whole lives. Someone with a lot of debt might have been in medical debt, someone with a little debt might be just be on a winning spree from the local casino.

      Sex, Money, Ideology, Coercion, Ego. These are the motivations people have to sell the company out. Coercion can also mean Contraband/Drugs. In general any addiction can be used to socially engineer a target into doing anything which is why addiction itself is the enemy of trust.

  26. Defcon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This year's Defcon had a HUGE push by Homeland security and the CIA attempting to recruit. It was funny going to watch Bruce Schneier talk and someone told him that and he bascially said "I hope you didn't believe anything they said". They guy from Homeland security seemed like a good guy and was tring to actually hire good people, but my only question to everything he said was "You do realize you work for Janet N.?"

    The Federal government has become a joke. If you go out on a limb for them and it becomes slightly inconvient for them they hang you out to dry. You find them doing something wrong and think about whistleblowing, you will be fired and probably sued (see ATF guy who told about Fast and Furious). You interrogate terrorits and you will be threatened with jail (See CIA agents at Gitmo). They have a history of stomping on people who might make them look bad.

    No thanks. The Federal government is corrupt beyond fixing. Anyone who goes in to do the right thing will end up being a casuality.

  27. The author is NUTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The author obviously doesn't know very much about government security practice, even though their handbook is available online for anybody who can Google.

    The assumption that there are no qualified, committed, and skilled professionals in the industry who are not geeks (quasi social outcasts) is totally false. There are a lot of us out there that don't look, smell or act like such employees who are willing and able to do this job. If you show up looking like this stereotype and fail the drug test what do you think HR is going to do? Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

    I think the real story *should* be that if you really want a job and you don't like to show up during office hours, dressed for work, with combed hair, demonstrating basic social graces and you refuse to give up illegal drug use, your membership in Anonymous and all the other nasty things "Geek Culture" brings to the table, Just go look someplace else for a job. Somehow, I don't think there are very many private companies who will put up with you as a security professional.

    1. Re:The author is NUTS by Jose · · Score: 1

      The author obviously doesn't know very much about government security practice, even though their handbook is available online for anybody who can Google.

      hrm..you might want to google that author's name before you say that...here

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    2. Re:The author is NUTS by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      hrm..you might want to google that author's name before you say that.

      You're right. He has written a lot of stuff about this sort of stuff. The thing that seems to be missing is the doing.

      Remember: Those that can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach Phys-Ed. Those who can't teach Phys-Ed write books about it.

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    3. Re:The author is NUTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing you're old (55+), or more likely really young and still in college, but either way out of touch with what reality is for a modern infosec shop.

      You have no idea how hard it is to find qualified infosec candidates, even for a pretty "cool" company. I do - because I interview them.

      Generally if a guy comes in looking super sharp with a big expensive watch, he's gonna be worthless. Probably an ex sales engineer that knew enough about a particular vendor's product to get a job operating it.
      Scruffy beard, polo and khakis? Probably knows his shit, and probably has offers we have to compete with.

      Also, Winn is a bit nuts, but not in the way you think. Fun guy to drink with.

    4. Re:The author is NUTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they are not looking for a "cool" company. Maybe they are professionals looking for a good job. Unless you are drinking the cool-aid, "cool" companies are usually not that great places for work. Pragmatic people tend to avoid them.

    5. Re:The author is NUTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's their choice, but based on the roster of companies my professional associates work for, sharp security people seem to want interesting and engaging work at fast-paced and nontraditional/newer companies, and can pick and choose because it's hard to find sharp security people.

      Winn is pointing out that if the gov wants more than the scrubs the private sector rejects, they need to update their hiring practices (and payscale) to be more competitive.

    6. Re:The author is NUTS by elucido · · Score: 1

      The author obviously doesn't know very much about government security practice, even though their handbook is available online for anybody who can Google.

      The assumption that there are no qualified, committed, and skilled professionals in the industry who are not geeks (quasi social outcasts) is totally false. There are a lot of us out there that don't look, smell or act like such employees who are willing and able to do this job. If you show up looking like this stereotype and fail the drug test what do you think HR is going to do? Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

      I think the real story *should* be that if you really want a job and you don't like to show up during office hours, dressed for work, with combed hair, demonstrating basic social graces and you refuse to give up illegal drug use, your membership in Anonymous and all the other nasty things "Geek Culture" brings to the table, Just go look someplace else for a job. Somehow, I don't think there are very many private companies who will put up with you as a security professional.

      Those are a lot of unnecessary assumptions. Being a geek has nothing to do with being a vigilante. Being a hacker has nothing to do with being a vigilante. Being a vigilante has to do with ideology. Being ideological is the enemy of trustworthiness because ideology can change or be influenced very easily.

  28. Ah, but What is a Hacker Like? by VortexCortex · · Score: 5, Informative

    An important point: Except in some relatively minor respects such as slang vocabulary, hackers don't get to be the way they are by imitating each other. Rather, it seems to be the case that the combination of personality traits that makes a hacker so conditions one's outlook on life that one tends to end up being like other hackers whether one wants to or not (much as bizarrely detailed similarities in behavior and preferences are found in genetic twins raised separately).

    General Appearance
    Intelligent. Scruffy. Intense. Abstracted. Surprisingly for a sedentary profession, more hackers run to skinny than fat; both extremes are more common than elsewhere. Tans are rare.

    Dress
    Hackers dress for comfort, function, and minimal maintenance hassles rather than for appearance (some, perhaps unfortunately, take this to extremes and neglect personal hygiene). They have a very low tolerance of suits and other ‘business’ attire; in fact, it is not uncommon for hackers to quit a job rather than conform to a dress code. When they are somehow backed into conforming to a dress code, they will find ways to subvert it, for example by wearing absurd novelty ties.

    Female hackers almost never wear visible makeup, and many use none at all.

    Physical Activity and Sports
    Many (perhaps even most) hackers don't follow or do sports at all and are determinedly anti-physical. Among those who do, interest in spectator sports is low to non-existent; sports are something one does, not something one watches on TV.

    Further, hackers avoid most team sports like the plague. Video games being a notable exception, both in terms of team play and consideration as a sport... Hacker sports are almost always primarily self-competitive ones involving concentration, stamina, and micromotor skills: martial arts, bicycling, auto racing, kite flying, hiking, rock climbing, aviation, target-shooting, sailing, caving, juggling, skiing, skating, skydiving, scuba diving. Hackers' delight in techno-toys also tends to draw them towards hobbies with nifty complicated equipment that they can tinker with.

    The popularity of martial arts in the hacker culture deserves special mention. Many observers have noted it, and the connection has grown noticeably stronger over time. In the 1970s, many hackers admired martial arts disciplines from a distance, sensing a compatible ideal in their exaltation of skill through rigorous self-discipline and concentration.

    Today, martial arts seems to have become firmly established as the hacker exercise form of choice, and the martial-arts culture combining skill-centered elitism with a willingness to let anybody join seems a stronger parallel to hacker behavior than ever. Common usages in hacker slang un-ironically analogize programming to kung fu (thus, one hears talk of “code-fu” or in reference to specific skills like “HTML-fu”).

    Education
    Nearly all hackers past their teens are either college-degreed or self-educated to an equivalent level. The self-taught hacker is often considered (at least by other hackers) to be better-motivated, and may be more respected, than his school-shaped counterpart. Academic areas from which people often gravitate into hackerdom include (besides the obvious computer science and electrical engineering) physics, mathematics, linguistics, and philosophy.

    Food
    Ethnic. Spicy. Oriental, esp. Chinese and most esp. Szechuan, Hunan, and Mandarin (hackers consider Cantonese vaguely déclassé). Hackers prefer the exotic; for example, the Japanese-food fans among them will eat with gusto such delicacies as fugu (poisonous pufferfish) and whale. Thai food has experienced flurries of popularity. Where available, high-quality Jewish delicatessen food is much esteemed. A visible minority of Southwestern and Pacific Coast hackers prefers Mexican.

    For those all-night hacks, pizza and microwaved burritos are big. Interestingly, though the mainst

    1. Re:Ah, but What is a Hacker Like? by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Hacker sports are almost always primarily self-competitive ones involving concentration, stamina, and micromotor skills: martial arts, bicycling, auto racing, kite flying, hiking, rock climbing, aviation, target-shooting, sailing, caving, juggling, skiing, skating, skydiving, scuba diving.

      Why no love for fencing?

      [hacker degrees] linguistics, and philosophy.

      Wut? Really?

      Hacker folklore that pays homage to ‘wizards’ and speaks of incantations and demons has too much psychological truthfulness about it to be entirely a joke.

      That or we played D&D and read Tolkien...

      Also, did you include Taoism entirely because of that one 1987 book "The Tao of Programming"?

    2. Re:Ah, but What is a Hacker Like? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      The comment field is a poor place to write a novel, or place a reference manual. The reference to D&D is in the actual jargon file (reachable by link at the bottom of my prior post). I'm not the author of the passage, though I did inserted video games to reflect recent observations of my own; This particular text is over a decade out of date, you see. File your grievances with Eric S. Raymond.

  29. The only thing I got out of this... by pnot · · Score: 3, Funny

    was confirmation of my opinion that "political correctness" now means "any kind of attitude or phenomenon that I don't like, but I can't be bothered to articulate a proper argument against". A bit like "inappropriate", really.

  30. Yes, pander to the privledged nerd more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    neve make safe spaces for anyone other than the already powerful

  31. Have to specify what kind of security job by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    Security operations on a production network is so different from, say, vulnerability research that it's wrong to use the same term to refer to both.

    Then you have to specify what kind of trust you're after. There's an sf story where a character muses about a thug "I would trust him with the crown jewels, but not with my daughter".

  32. Bradley Manning... by IonOtter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...had a Top Secret / SCI (secure, compartmentalized information) clearance.

    They crawled up his ass with the Hubble telescope, looked for people he knows, then went and crawled up the ass of *those* people to find out who *they* know that might know Manning. They hooked him up to a polygraph. They checked, re-checked, cross-checked and followed every single link, social media page, every parking ticket, every word on his school records.

    It takes months to do a SSBI.

    And yet, when Manning encountered something that he knew for a confirmed fact that what he was seeing/hearing/reading was against the law, he tried to do the right thing, but got shot down by his chain of command. Feeling as though he had no other choice, he allegedly turned the info over to Wikileaks.

    What the heck do you suppose a "geek", someone who by their very nature has issues with authority, probably has personal issues around justice, and has tendencies towards just about every "ism" that your average government puts people on watchlists for, is going to do when they see/hear/read something that they think is wrong????

    Nabbing geeks off the street to "hack the planet" is fine and dandy for movies about the end of the world, but it doesn't work so well in real life.

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    1. Re:Bradley Manning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, when Manning encountered something that he knew for a confirmed fact that what he was seeing/hearing/reading was against the law, he tried to do the right thing, but got shot down by his chain of command. Feeling as though he had no other choice, he allegedly turned the info over to Wikileaks.

      He turned over the entire set of diplomatic communications. Are you saying that every one of those violated the law? Even if we concede that Manning was motivated by righteous indignation rather than pique over Don't Ask Don't Tell, he still leaked in a most scatter-shot way. He could have relatively easily leaked just the videos.

    2. Re:Bradley Manning... by cpghost · · Score: 2

      What the heck do you suppose a "geek", someone who by their very nature has issues with authority, probably has personal issues around justice, and has tendencies towards just about every "ism" that your average government puts people on watchlists for, is going to do when they see/hear/read something that they think is wrong????

      Speaking of geeks tending towards "isms"... even Robert Oppenheimer was being closely watched for his "communist" tendencies, but the real spy Klaus Fuchs went undetected for way too long.

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    3. Re:Bradley Manning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could say he saw a systematic problem. Oh look...

    4. Re:Bradley Manning... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that the very fact that they still use a polygraph after it's been repeatedly proven unreliable would turn geeks off faster than a naked Steve Ballmer.

      (If you are in fact attracted to Steve Ballmer, you need better taste.)

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    5. Re:Bradley Manning... by IonOtter · · Score: 1

      Actually, polygraphs are very effective.

      They hook you up to the machine, totally ignore what the machine is doing, and watch you, to see what you are doing.

      And there's a group of people behind the one-way mirror, also watching you, to read your body language.

      The machine as a lie detector is absolutely useless and they know it. But it shifts YOUR focus somewhere else, which is what they want.

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    6. Re:Bradley Manning... by elucido · · Score: 1

      ...had a Top Secret / SCI (secure, compartmentalized information) clearance.

      They crawled up his ass with the Hubble telescope, looked for people he knows, then went and crawled up the ass of *those* people to find out who *they* know that might know Manning. They hooked him up to a polygraph. They checked, re-checked, cross-checked and followed every single link, social media page, every parking ticket, every word on his school records.

      It takes months to do a SSBI.

      And yet, when Manning encountered something that he knew for a confirmed fact that what he was seeing/hearing/reading was against the law, he tried to do the right thing, but got shot down by his chain of command. Feeling as though he had no other choice, he allegedly turned the info over to Wikileaks.

      What the heck do you suppose a "geek", someone who by their very nature has issues with authority, probably has personal issues around justice, and has tendencies towards just about every "ism" that your average government puts people on watchlists for, is going to do when they see/hear/read something that they think is wrong????

      Nabbing geeks off the street to "hack the planet" is fine and dandy for movies about the end of the world, but it doesn't work so well in real life.

      If the government story on Bradley Manning is correct...
      Bradley Manning was a political activist pretending to be a soldier in the US military. If it's incorrect then he may have been the scapegoat.

      Either way it's clear from his behavior that he didn't really belong in the military and not because of his sexuality but because of his emotional instability. His personality type and psychology doesn't seem very stable so why was he given a security clearance if he's nutty?

    7. Re:Bradley Manning... by elucido · · Score: 1

      What the heck do you suppose a "geek", someone who by their very nature has issues with authority, probably has personal issues around justice, and has tendencies towards just about every "ism" that your average government puts people on watchlists for, is going to do when they see/hear/read something that they think is wrong????

      Speaking of geeks tending towards "isms"... even Robert Oppenheimer was being closely watched for his "communist" tendencies, but the real spy Klaus Fuchs went undetected for way too long.

      You would think any geek in these positions would be watched intensely so how exactly am I supposed to believe that a geek could get past FBI counter intelligence? I don't believe it's possible to fool counter intelligence.

      So if counter intelligence did their job and somehow the information didn't reach the right people it was a problem with information flow and information sharing. The government has so much information on every single one of us that I don't see how they can be taken by surprise.

    8. Re:Bradley Manning... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Sweet. So you get judged entirely subjectively by a bunch of random people. That's much better. Sign me up!

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      - E. Debs
  33. What's this article really getting at? by Holladon · · Score: 1

    The author mentions things like one-time/minor drug use offenses and an unwillingness to kiss ass (btw, the latter isn't something HR can really screen for, and there are plenty of other talented professionals in other sectors who've been unfairly burned for this -- it isn't unique to "geek culture"), but falters when it comes to discussing just what he means by "personality." If what he's speaking to is more tolerance for people who see the world in a different way, he's absolutely got a point, and it's one that applies to far more industries than just security. Lots of good, smart folks suffer career setbacks for *actual* outside-the-box thinking (which needs to be distinguished from in-the-rarely-explored-corner-of-the-box thinking, which is what most employers actually want when they ask for people to think "outside the box"). Lots of industries and jobs require a four-year degree when the value of such a degree is attenuated, at best. Lots of people in all kinds of fields get overlooked just because they don't have that magical four-year degree even when their real-world experience and ability and willingness to learn more than make up for it. IMNSHO, that's a loss to society no matter which sector it affects.

    But I worry that his mention of "lawyers" may be code for things like anti-harassment workplace rules. I can get behind saying we should tolerate oddness and even occasional brusqueness in service of higher-quality job performance. But I worry, based on the word choice employed, that it's being implicitly suggested that entire swaths of the population are worth counting out for a marginal increase in security. "Geek culture" broadly has been criticized, and in my view often rightly so, for an apparent tendency towards unpalatable points of view vis-a-vis the GLBTQ community, women, racial minorities, religious minorities, etc. In my experience, this is less a case of anonymity revealing what we don't want to see (that explains trolling and maybe a little bit more, but not everything) and more a case of arrested adolescence. As someone who was a bit of an ostracized nerd as a kid, I sincerely do empathize with the tendency to want to crawl into a hole and say "fuck you, world" as a response to unkindness. But there comes a time when no amount of talent makes up for a willful refusal to function in a diverse society. It's one thing to ask coworkers to shrug their shoulders that some of the security guys don't do small talk; it's entirely another to ask them to look the other way when their company's security system is run by a literal neo-Nazi.

    It may very well be that the author didn't mean that all boundaries should be done away with. But the article is far from clear on that point.

    1. Re:What's this article really getting at? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've hung out with author on several occasions and never got the impression that he was himself a bigot or supported bigotry of any kind.

  34. It's not just the insane bullshit... by mbstone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...of security clearances and credit checks and background checks and peeing in cups, although that's a big part of it (official DoD policy is that any marijuana use is a "serious mental disorder.")

    The other aspect is that they don't really want their security fixed. They don't want to be told that "TBD" on a security plan isn't acceptable.

  35. LoL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an electrical engineer and everyone knows I don't like niggers, jews, commies, etc. and for damn good reason. Unlike you I'm not afraid to tell it like it is.

  36. Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hackers don't want to work for the man.

  37. Draft people into Congress ... by perpenso · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For the House of Representatives we should probably draft them, like the Army used to. Walk out to the mail box, open the letter from the gov't, ... damn I have to report to Congress for two years. That way we get a broader sampling of perspectives and experiences. The type of people we want probably would not apply for the job (volunteer). :-)

    1. Re:Draft people into Congress ... by turtledawn · · Score: 1

      It worked in ancient Athens, and with much the same rationale- you don't want anyone ruling you who would actually want the job.

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      Uh, "if it looks roughly mouse-shaped according to my infra-red sensitive pit, eat it"? --Chris Burke 09-08-10
    2. Re:Draft people into Congress ... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Kinda like in Harrison Bergeron where people are simply put into some kind of lottery to be picked as President? After all, they don't get to decide anything anyway...

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  38. Very Simple by hduff · · Score: 1

    The first Boy Scout who develops "elite hacker skills" and is willing to spell it that way gets the job.

    --
    "I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it." : Dogbert
    1. Re:Very Simple by Nargun · · Score: 1

      I know BSA have a problem with accepting deviant types and thus would be a proofing ground for square agents with no thinking outside the box for good or bad. My experience of the Scouts moment is that 40% is either gay, have a mental "disorder" in the autism spectrum, tech wizards, drug users and in some cases all of them. It comes from a tolerant society and yes they might be more likely to fall into the category "security risk" because intolerance and bad practices that makes them so.

  39. hiring prejudices go way beyond this by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

    This isn't just government. People who run businesses and make hiring decisions have all kinds of weird ideas and hangups about what makes a good employee. You are considered not good employee material if you've been out of work for more than 6 months, or your age, appearance, or dress doesn't conform to their startlingly narrow standards, or your attitude isn't just so, or your credit rating is too low or perhaps too high which means you might be able to walk out on them without losing your car and house, and more. The experience and currently employed catch-22 seems especially unfair. Can't get experience without a job, and can't get a job without experience. They also want to know if you have children and how old they are, so they can discriminate against women with young children, and for men with young children as long as the men are married not divorced. They want the very hardest driven workers they can find, the sort of persons who can be persuaded or bullied into working extreme hours, figuring that counts for more than ability. A candidate who seems a little desperate may have better chances. There's still racism, sexism, and anti-intellectualism. It always amazes me the way educational accomplishments are often dismissed out of hand or even held up as a negative. There's a great amount of subjectivity injected into these decisions.

    As if applying bad criteria to hiring decisions isn't enough, there's also favoritism and gaming of employment. Too often they don't even try to hire whoever is best according to the pseudo rational criteria they love so. Or there isn't even an opening, they're just going through the motions to cover something or harvest resumes.

    --
    Intellectual Property is a monopolistic, selfish, and defective concept. It is "tyranny over the mind of man"
    1. Re:hiring prejudices go way beyond this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coming from personal experience, as a guy with little kids who works with a bunch of folks who don't have little kids, I second the bit about discriminating against workers with kids...

  40. The security process works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The whole clearance process is not in place to find out if you smoked weed in college. It's in place to find out whether you have questionable loyalty or have susceptibility to coercion. Then, if you are deemed an acceptable risk, you sign agreement that any disclosure that you make can/will lead to prosecution up to and including capital punishment. I won't get into how things are classified, but the level of classification has to do with whether people will die or critical technology will be comprimised or not by it's disclosure. For example, Bradley Manning disclosed Secret level information. The network that he harvested information from was only approved for information at the Secret level. Embarrassing...yes, costly...yes, but no one will die from it. If he disclosed Top Secret, he'd likely be on death row at Leavenworth.

    The process is there for a reason. It is enough of a barrier that people who are obvious risks, either by financial or nationality issues, are weeded out. Then, if you are granted access, you have a duty to protect that information. That means limiting your exposure by not traveling to foreign countries (unless approved), not doing anything that you can be blackmailed for, not letting people know that you have a clearance (regardless of the level of access), and definitely not talking about ANYTHING on Slashdot.

    So we can keep talking about how the socially-retarded IT professionals that are somehow mis-understood, but are somehow an untapped national asset. Or we can recognize how incredibly important it is to limit our country's risk to unintended disclosure of valuable information that people could die over, by making sure that we've done everything we can to ensure that those who have access to it have been vetted.

    Or...we could let the the guys with the bad social skills, bad criminal history, financial issues, and caked on Cheeto dust embedded in their keyboards and genitals, whine their way into a position of national trust.

    1. Re:The security process works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The whole clearance process is not in place to find out if you smoked weed in college.

      In my experience it was mostly that. The two biggest things I was grilled on were my "drug abuse" (smoked pot 10 times at the time) and "alcohol abuse" (a few drinks a week, no DUIs or arrests); my financials were relatively bad, but that was a tiny fraction of my interview compared to my "substance abuse problems".

      I passed after 2 years of investigation. Barely ever had to touch or see classified (and dreaded the few times when I *had* to), quit for a better private sector job 6 months later. I dunno how much they invested in investigating me, but they took a loss since almost everything I ever did was unclass. I swear they were pushing to clear people for some political or metrics reason more than because they needed cleared people to do class work.

      Working private sector and smoking weed everyday is far better than any clearance job short of UFO wrangler, and anyone that doesn't know that going in learns quickly. The classified world is the most toxic and oppressive work environment I've ever been in, and the only people that stick around are conservative family guys with like 8 kids that need ultimate stability or boring talentless scrubs that can't get a real job. People with marketable skills generally moved on within a year or two.

      Oh, and despite all this process and bullshit and intrusion into people's personal lives, leaks and espionage still happen pretty regularly.
      If it really worked, don't you think they wouldn't happen any more?

    2. Re:The security process works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your experience is not the norm. and I'm far from conservative.

  41. must be "like me" by dltaylor · · Score: 1

    The paranoid nutcases that determine whether, or not, someone is a "security risk" have no clue how to determine that (how many spies have been publicly exposed within the CIA, etc. ?). They fall back on "I'm a good security risk, if I do say so myself, so people like me must also be potentially good security risks.", and, therefore, everyone "not like me" is a bad security risk.

    The primary "like me" criterion is the willingness to have your entire life exposed to your bosses and other, less visible, auditors. While the TSA perverts have been getting a lot of people used to being in public scrutiny, right down to detailed images of their genitals, the number of people who can think "sneaky" (in order to foil those who really are sneaks) AND are willing to "bare it all" is, apparently, not that high.

  42. Your first mistake by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Was using the government as a benchmark for anything. Government IT contracts are obscenely bloated with regulatory compliance requirements and perilously thin on security. There's difference between the two.

    Government contracts stress first and foremost adherence to standards like COBIT and NIST because....well just because. Then the regulatory monkeys fly in and tell you about the 40 different regs you have to be audited to. And all of a sudden you've torn out your whole storage farm and replaced it with devices that encrypt at the disk level because that's what they demand even though their view of the reg is complete horseshit. So you got them to plunk down another $20 million in 'secure hardware' which is great for the vendor but pointless. Because they don't have a requirement in their bible of standards to implement URL filtering, NIDS or zoned off VPN crossbars. So 'security' is bullshit. But you passed the audits. Which is all they care about.

  43. Schwartau Missed the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem Napolitano and the spooks have is not a lack of technologists to solve problems, it's that these organizations can't take compliant, groupish, middling people and train them effectively to solve new problems. They don't need the problem solved.

    The modern office, especially in huge orgs like govt, has essentially metastasized into a malignant political blender that is incapable of producing anything new. They do not make or create, they review and approve things that reinforce their bloated departments.

    Geeks are screened out because we do not support organizations, we are individualistic problem solvers. The corporate mentality is that no problem is bigger than a political problem, and so they can live with getting 0wned three ways from Sunday so long as nobody disrupts their fantasy of local cohesion.

    I say screw'em. Western companies getting 0wned doesn't affect whether geeks can make a living.

    So long and thanks for all the fish.

  44. Re:Ah, but does the security pro want YOU? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject-line above...

    * :)

    APK

    P.S.=> It matters!

    ... apk

    Nobody wants you or your shitty, buggy, ancient software. Now shutup and cash your welfare check.

  45. your beloved Greek nation is bankrupt by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 4, Funny

    And so are you, and oh -- by the way -- your keyboard-'R' is unreliable.

  46. If the CIA can hire people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that are mentally 'flexible' enough that they don't think twice about killing another human, then I don't think it's a problem to hire socially malajusted geeks capable of taking out another country's uranium enrichment machinery. Oh oops, sorry. They've already been there, they've already done that.

    So what's this article really about? Is someone looking to get hired?

  47. Gov is a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a senior security guy, currently working in the private sector for a "social boom" company you've probably heard of (and probably hate), getting ready to interview for a cooler job at a Fortune 500 you've definitely heard of.
    Previous job was on a contract with a TLA, with roughly TS equivalent clearance.

    Private sector has FAR sharper (and more sane) people, pays substantially more, grants equity, and only cares about what happens in my personal life if it prevents me from doing work or somehow causes a PR incident. I don't have to report traffic tickets, don't have to worry about losing a clearance due to financial problems (this was a big concern for several financially overextended people at my last job during the '08 crash), don't have to worry about telling people where I work or what I do, and drug testing isn't a thing.

    Oh, and the office I work in now has windows and no combo locks on the doors. Sometimes it really is the little things.

    The only way I'd even consider going back to a "cleared" job is if there was simply nothing else available. I've turned down so many fed recruiters at conferences.

    "Is this a cleared position? Yes? Not interested."

  48. nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or maybe it's because no one wants to work under shitty government pay and have to go through millions of layers of red tape when there are thousands of huge companies willing to pay a lot more money without all the bullshit. Not to forget all the layers of management you have to go through each layer blocked by an idiot that's only job has been being in a government managerial position most their life with unquestioned authority. Who wouldn't want to work in such a position where you're often required to change things all for what others around you perceive as an questionable benefit at the expense of how they've always done things.

  49. IT needs trades / tech schools not college by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 3

    IT needs trades / tech schools like learning not college that come with big skills gaps.

  50. It's all about marijuana by proca · · Score: 2

    The real problem is that security-related government jobs require security clearances and lie detector tests that exclude a large portion of geeks, in my opinion. They want to make sure you haven't done a bunch of drugs in the past 7 years, but for most smart geeks, that's the time they usually did their drugs. They need to relax the rules on some drugs if they want more talent.

  51. "Politically Incorrect" by ExecutorElassus · · Score: 2

    ... is dog-whistle for "I really wish I could get away with being open about my racism/sexism/homophobia/whatever." You should really avoid hiring those people, if that's what you really mean. If you just mean "Yo, we shouldn't knock qualified applicants off the list for a pot bust ten years ago," then maybe you're on to something.

    1. Re:"Politically Incorrect" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience (and this may be based on geography more than anything else, it was in a fairly "redneck" kind of area), classified/defense workers are a lot less "PC" than private sector workers. Racism against black people didn't fly because the shop was about 40/50/10 black/white/latino, but xenophobia and thinly veiled racism about "the enemy" (China, mideast "axis of evil", etc) was almost encouraged. Homophobia (or at least "fag jokes") and even porn at work was also relatively common.

      Lots and lots of shit that would just not fly at a real company in the commercial world, and very few people were ever called out on it.

      In this case, it's very much "dog whistle" for cannabis smokers, minor criminals and longhairs, not racist assholes.

  52. Exibit B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "a misunderstanding of computer geeks, their personalities, habits and their backgrounds"

    That sounds like the message in the zoo. They are nocturnal animals...

  53. Being a geek requires critical thinking . . . by bedouin · · Score: 1

    And working for an institution that fuels itself on groupthink and blind patriotism is a last resort for smart people with personal ethics.

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  55. Good Luck Gov! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The government is in a Catch-22 here.

    The people that they absolutely will need in these positions (the people who can get into a 'secure' network and run around it like Romper Room and conversely protect it just as well):

    A) Have no interest in ever working for Alphabet Soup (social stigma, different priorities, etc).
    B) Can make way more money not working for Alphabet Soup, for instance, writing programs for High Frequency Trading.
    C) Would never pass the background checks required to work for Alphabet Soup.

    So, how do they fill these positions?

    They don't. They'll be filled by mediocre "yes men" and the entire shebang remains Swiss Cheese to foreign entities.

  56. The Fish Stinks From The Head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    USG is running over all civil liberties with their generic argument of "national security". If the same standards as in Nuremburg would be applied to current and former USG members, several of them would have to be hanged.

    Yeah, we really, really have to help out these criminals. And we absoultely need to fess up to our petty crimes so that these can be analyzed. Avoid them like the plague. I say, USG will come to your home country and ask you to go into exile if you piss at their feet as I do sometimes. These are powerful scumbags and they despise of the truth. They are so much in the business of lying and deception that they cannot properly secure their own computer systems. Rightfully so. Let the Chinese do a Rectal Analysis of them. They deserve it.

  57. I think i speak for all of us when i say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL.

  58. Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://xkcd.com/303/

  59. Forget education... by havoc · · Score: 1

    "Demands for college degrees and IT certifications and the ability to get IT security clearances should not be a priority in hiring,.. Forget education..." - Schwartau

    While we are at it why don't we remove the same criteria from becoming a doctor, lawyer, or engineer. Not a good idea? I didn't think so either.

  60. The infamous SF86 by LanMan04 · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you're going to get a Fed security clearance of any kind, you're going to *start* the process by filling out this form (127 pages, although large parts are skipped for most people):

    http://www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/sf86.pdf

    Just so you know the kinds of questions they start with. It gets more invasive from there. They generally only care about the last 7 years of your life, however.

    Oh, and skip to page 96 if you want to get to the "what drugs have you done?" part.

    --
    With the first link, the chain is forged.
  61. Re:Ah, but does the security pro want YOU? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He didn't write about software. You should learn to read and to stay on topic, troll.

  62. Is it the talent or the rules of the game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For over a decade now we have been telling people to patch their computers. Is the problem really the professionals or the rules the organization places on us?

  63. Oh Yeah, Political Correctness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can't see that the current elite is screwing up big time, if you can't see how the financial "elite" screws up your country, if you can't see that the Jews want America to make war for them, then you are a retard.

    The rich, powerful, the church - they are wicked bastards who preach peace but want war. They talk of rule of law when they help themselves to the value YOU created. And they will call you a Nazi if you say the truth. Or a terrorist. Or a KGB agent (that's when you have pissed them royally).

    Real security guys see through the bullshit and they will be labelled all of that by the Sheeple. Those who believed all the WMD lies and those who believe "Iran is evil". I will be happy when they blow up jews, because they steal land and kill the landowners just because they can. Now call me a Nazi, ass-kisser.

    1. Re:Oh Yeah, Political Correctness by Holladon · · Score: 1

      If you can't see that the current elite is screwing up big time,

      Not sure what in my comment remotely indicated that I think the "elites" are getting everything right. In fact, I'm pretty sure I explicitly noted my agreement with several points the author raised.

      if you can't see how the financial "elite" screws up your country,

      Didn't realize I'd wandered into a political discussion here, but simmer down, little fella. Don't worry, I'm a liberal too. Really, I'd have thought the whole "don't hate on women and gays" thing would've given me away here. But just to be clear, yeah, I'm definitely on the same wavelength: the aristocracy are robbing us blind, and with our blessing. It's fucking disgusting.

      if you can't see that the Jews want America to make war for them, then you are a retard.

      Woah Nellie.

      I can't tell if this is a very subtly clever post where you're trying to make my point for me, or if you're so horrifically tone-deaf that you don't see that you've actually just made my point for me. Anyway, just in case you don't get it, Israel =/= "Jews," and believe it or not, you can disagree with America's massive amounts of foreign aid to Israel without needing to be anti-Semitic. I'm married to a Jew and have a brother-in-law who lives in Tel Aviv, and I don't like how much we pander to Israel. Guess what? You can make a political point every bit as effectively without conflating (1) all Israelis with the Israeli government or (2) Israeli hawks with "Jews" generally. As to "retard," it's unfortunate that this kind of immature derisive insult is so common it's NOT the type of thing to put off polite company.

      Oh, but clearly, if you go around spouting anti-Semitic nonsense and find yourself out of work one of these days, well that must be just a great big Jewish conspiracy, yeah? Again, thanks for illustrating my point so very clearly.

      Real security guys see through the bullshit and they will be labelled all of that by the Sheeple. Those who believed all the WMD lies and those who believe "Iran is evil". I will be happy when they blow up jews, because they steal land and kill the landowners just because they can. Now call me a Nazi, ass-kisser.

      What you just wrote here makes so little sense that I'm actually worried for your mental health. Seriously, dude, go take a walk in the sun and talk to an actual human being, face-to-face. Just try to remember not to brandish a knife while doing it. Pro tip, that kind of thing tends to freak people the fuck out.

  64. More stereotypes by elucido · · Score: 1

    Exactly, hackers don't have much respect for authority and rules (otherwise they wouldn't be hacking) yet you have a selection process that makes it compulsory. It's like saying i need a car that can drive practically any where, fit 8 men inside, and still be fast, but it's not allowed to be 4wd, bigger than a mini, or use much fuel.

    Hackers do have respect for authority and rules. Logic from which computer systems are based on, rules define the language the source code is written in and so on. Also there are rules and order in every community including the hacker community. Not every hacker is an outlaw, a criminal, or a thug. Some hackers follow rules, aren't thugs, and can respect authority. The problem is the average hacker doesn't respect ALL authority. It depends on who is in charge.

    1. Re:More stereotypes by FreekyGeek · · Score: 1

      The problem is that hackers ask a lot of uncomfortable questions that authorities don't like, such as "Why?" and "Is this ethical?"

  65. Again? by elucido · · Score: 1

    And the Catholic Church could prop up its declining clergy membership by recruiting straight from the local sex offender registry.

    Seriously, what the fuck? "Legal niceties" is another term for these rules are in place because we don't want to get fucked over again by someone we trusted.

    Who fucked them over? Bradley Manning? The Bradley Manning situation happened because they weren't paying attention to him, it's almost like they allowed it to happen.They weren't following their own security protocol, and skipped their own rules and measures in that situation. They let it happen.

    That doesn't change the fact that Bradley Manning did what he did, it's simply a matter of making it impossible for anyone to do what he did again and then you don't have to worry about that.

    They're there for a reason, and actively circumventing them to search for applicants is inviting yourself to get burned. Maybe some of them could be relaxed, sure, like the one-time drug offense bit for security clearances. But just saying "they're narrowing our pool of applicants!"...Shit, Sherlock, that's why they exist!

    They are narrowing the pool of applicants to the point where they are complaining. They don't know what they want or need, they don't seem to know what they are doing, they don't seem to hire people who know what they are doing, and it keeps going into this circle of needing to hire experts but refusing to hire experts who don't fit.

    It's not about politics. People will bring up politics, but politics aren't what it's about. If it's about personality traits then they should go for the people who have the traits they want, if they know what those traits are. I don't know much about security clearance but on the drugs, if someone is addicted to drugs (or anything for that matter) it's a lot easier for them to be coerced or bribed.

  66. Re:I'm sure gee...management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have the skills you need; I am the best at what I do, or at least one of the best.

    Keep your 'rules' reasonable and offer as much respect as you require; I can easily find a job elsewhere.

    I'm not going to put up with bullshit.

  67. Rule bending not breaking by elucido · · Score: 1

    I think you got it a bit wrong. To be a good hacker you learn to bend the rules without breaking them. You learn to work the legal system and laws to your advantage. You learn that while computers and operating systems do have rules, those rules can be bent.

    That is not the same as breaking the rules. A rule breaker is an outlaw and wont last very long before they break one rule too many. A rule bender is someone who knows how to get things done by knowing how things work so well that they figure out the cheat codes.

  68. Nice Distortion Of Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CIA has violated basic human rights over and over and you are bitching that one of these bastards has been asked questions. You are basically complaining that your flavour of the KGB does not have 100% Carte Blanche, but just a 99% one.

    Wake up from the fecking videos and imagine one of your family being "accidently" being put through that shit. It is a basic piece of wisdom that brutality will come full circle.

  69. wookin' pa nub in all da wong paces! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read stuff like this and I find it so frustrating! I work for a small security firm and the only people who apply for the positions are people trying to get out of government work – but they still fit the mold of the man. Give me an ADD geek who suffers from insomnia and is willing to put up with incredibly gross and politically incorrect atmosphere because I don't want to get in trouble for making dead baby jokes with the former gov squad! There’s a huge disconnect here.

  70. Re:Quit projecting troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They tried to mod ya down to hide your post again APK http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3217065&cid=41816341