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Crooks Steal $1.5M In iPads From JFK
alphadogg writes "A pair of brazen crooks punched another hole in the lax JFK security when they stole a trove of new Apple iPad minis — worth $1.5 million — from the same cargo building that was the site of the 1978 Lufthansa heist featured in GoodFellas, according to the New York Post. The crooks struck shortly before midnight on Monday and used one of the airport's own forklifts to load two pallets of the tablet computers into a truck, according to law-enforcement sources. It's been a crazy year for iPad/iPhone thefts in New York City and elsewhere."
Sent from my brand new iPad.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of hipster voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
WARNING: Smartphones have side effects--most of them undocumented.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it? Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong. Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how? Henry Hill: Jus... Tommy DeVito: What? Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny. Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what? Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny! Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy! Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
Seriously the entire organization needs to be launched into the sun, it's the only way to be sure.
Ha! And you know they'd go straight for the warmest parts!
Forward! -- Emperor Norton, 2012
And maybe unicorns shit rainbows. /* I'm not harshing you, just police. */
What is a dead president doing with $1.5M worth of iPads in the first place?
... not a single fuck was given that day.
the thieves didn't steal a container of biological warfare agents instead... it would have been a far less hazardous thing to try and fence.
Unicode killed the ASCII-art *
According to Einstein, there's no theoretical limit.
No sig today...
The **AA said it was just one, but it had some movies and music in it.
Wow who cares if I phones / iPad's get stolen. If you steel the under dog technology your not exactly doing very good. If you want to prove a point steel android phones and tablets.
YOU SONOFABITCH!
not YOUR valid SSN/address pair.