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John McAfee Launches Blog, Offers $25K Reward For "Real Killers"

An anonymous reader writes "The IT security pioneer John McAfee has launched a blog to document his life on the lam, as Belize police chase him down for suspicion of killing a neighbor. McAfee is using the blog to state his case, raise suspicions about Belize authorities and to offer a $25K reward to find the real killer or killers. From the article: 'McAfee writes that he is on run with a 20-year-old female named Sam, photos of whom are in the blog, along with a post from her. McAfee says a handful of friends and associates have been rounded up by police over the past week or so. His posts are filled with dramatic descriptions of his actions (including returning to his home in disguise to find police digging up his dead dogs and cutting off their heads) and lay bare his suspicions about Belize authorities. '"

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  1. limkerickz by alphatel · · Score: 5, Funny

    There once was a man from Belize
    Who neglected his bribery fees
    Accused of a murder
    He became a sheepherder
    Fighting for refugees!

    --
    When the foot seeks the place of the head, the line is crossed. Know your place. Keep your place. Be a shoe.
    1. Re:limkerickz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      John is addicted to drugs,
      which led him to hanging with thugs.
      From a murder he ran,
      "They've got the wrong man!"
      And now, at our heartstrings he tugs.

  2. I think I know who did it by pr0nbot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hans Reiser?

  3. Danger Signs by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When you start defending yourself with the same phrases as OJ Simpson, you might be on the wrong side of the law. Looking for the real killer...

  4. Haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Programmer named John
    Millionaire! Where does he live?
    Mud hut with no lawn

  5. Re:You'd think with his money, he could... by somersault · · Score: 5, Insightful

    She looks okay to me, kinda cute. As long as someone is at least average in looks, their personality counts for a lot more in the end. There have been women that I don't consider that attractive, that start looking more attractive once I get to know them. Then there have been women who I initially find attractive, that just repulse me once I get to know them.

    --
    which is totally what she said
  6. Re:If he is so confident in his innocence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The trial would only last 30 days.

  7. thrill junkie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    His blog is www.whoismcafee.com and it's just bizarre. Here's a sample:

    I watched the police search my residence 7 times. At one point I got too close and was angrily ordered to go away. I did so while muttering “Pendejos!” loud enough for the officers to hear. Every search was allegedly performed in order to find me. On two occasions, however, the police carried large duffle type bags into the premises and left with the bags appearing nearly empty. Perhaps the bags contained their lunch and they ate while searching. Perhaps not.

    On subsequent days using different disguises, I did the same general thing, one day selling tamales and burritos that I had purchased wholesale from a real vendor, on another pretending to be a drunk German tourist with a partially bandaged face and wearing speedo swimming trunks and a distasteful, oversized Hawaiian shirt and yelling loudly at anyone who would listen – “Leck mich um ausch!”. At 67 years of age it was quite a spectacle.

    For a guy that thinks he's going to be falsely arrested by the Belize's prime minister's police minions, you'd think he'd want to just get out of the country. I can't imagine that it would be all that difficult. Yet, he keeps going back to his residence where he's most likely to arrested (Belize police must be idiots if this is all true) in these ludicrous disguises that just makes this whole story seem like a farce.

  8. Re:This is what I don't understand by jeffmeden · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If Belize is out for his head, why not just GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE? Why the hell is this idiot still hanging around?

    You would think that $25000 would be enough to grease the palms of the Mexican border guards, or hell just pay some drug runners to smuggle him to the US with their next shipment; if he is really being targeted and persecuted in Belize, the risk seems bearable.

    And let this be a lesson for ya, it's all fun and games moving with your millions to a Caribbean tax shelter, until the local [cartel,corrupt police,militias, kidnappers, etc] come for you. Why not just keep your millions stateside, pay your taxes like a good boy, and get old and fat without these kinds of worries? Was there not enough suspense in that option?

  9. Re:Somethings amiss.... by coolsnowmen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I used to believe this, until, in the US, Guantanamo bay was setup, and people were rounded up and jailed with out charges for years.

  10. Re:Delusional by firex726 · · Score: 5, Funny

    > It looks like you're about to run out of your meds!
    > Renew your prescription now and receive two years of protection for only $99!

  11. Oh the Irony... by wernst · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it is a delicious irony that McAfee claims he may be the victim of a false-positive identification.

  12. Perception of law enforcement by the+Dragonweaver · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm assuming that the vast majority of commenters are from the US, Canada, and western European countries where the rule of law is well understood and (mostly) enforced in a non-arbitrary manner. That's apt to color your reaction to a story such as this.

    While I don't know the facts in this particular case, it is often true in many Central and South American countries (and Caribbean islands) that the rule of law can be enforced arbitrarily, and sometimes in response to the desire to acquire the wealth of an accused person. Presumption of innocence or even actual innocence does not matter in such cases; individuals have been known to disappear for years into Byzantine court systems, or found guilty without what we would consider to be sufficient evidence of guilt. I have a friend whose college roommate has been held as a political prisoner for well over a decade in a South American country; my sisters have both had to "pay tickets" to Mexican police to keep their passports from being impounded. So I don't take flight from authorities as an admission of guilt; if McAfee knows or suspects he's being railroaded, that's probably the wise choice.

    For all I know, he may be guilty, but don't take his actions as an admission.

    --
    Actually I am a lab rat in an elaborate plot to take over the world.
  13. Re:IANAL, but by wjousts · · Score: 5, Funny

    See also: any IBM software (rapsody, clearcase, clearquest, ..) and SAP

    How you can list terrible IBM software and NOT mention Lotus Notes is, frankly, shocking.