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Biogas To Power Experimental Microsoft Data Center

Nerval's Lobster writes "Microsoft, FuelCell Energy and a collection of local Cheyenne, Wyoming companies are collaborating on a project to supply one of Microsoft's local data centers with biogas, in a bid to determine if what we poop can be turned into power. FuelCell and Microsoft will test a small 200-kilowatt data center with a fuel cell that can produce up to 300 kilowatts in a carbon-neutral manner. Microsoft estimates the total carbon savings at about 1,833 pounds of carbon dioxide (CO2) per megawatt-hour, compared to a typical fossil fuel plant. Although other data centers rely on biogas as a power source, Microsoft claims this is the first time a biogas source — specifically, a wastewater treatment facility — will be integrated directly with a data center."

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  1. New CEO by Nerdfest · · Score: 3, Funny

    So that's what they're planning on doing with Balmer.

    1. Re:New CEO by somersault · · Score: 2

      Microsoft claims this is the first time a biogas source â" specifically, a wastewater treatment facility â" will be integrated directly with a data center.

      They're definitely taking the piss this time.

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    2. Re:New CEO by chthon · · Score: 1

      That was also my first idea: powered by the gas of Ballmer!

    3. Re:New CEO by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2

      The bullshit he spews is enough to run all the MS data centers AND the Google data centers as well.

      Sounds good to me.

  2. The jokes write themselves by sideslash · · Score: 4, Funny

    It almost seems cruel to comment.

    1. Re:The jokes write themselves by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      It's Microsoft. Have at it.

    2. Re:The jokes write themselves by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Garbage In, Garbage Out.

      Come on folks, this should have been posted within 30 seconds.

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    3. Re:The jokes write themselves by alostpacket · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just tagged the story "brown" in addition to "green".

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    4. Re:The jokes write themselves by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      1. Release Windows 8
      2. Convert into biogas for use into data center
      3. Profit !!!

      OMG! They found the missing step!

  3. I guess it's time by HaZardman27 · · Score: 1

    You can only create so much shit before you need to find something to do with it!

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  4. Don't believe the lie by emurphy42 · · Score: 1

    You've gotta tell 'em! BIOGAS IS PEOPLE! We gotta stop them! Somehow! Listen! Listen to me, PLEASE!

  5. Biogas? by nazrhyn · · Score: 1

    Am I the only person who read "biogas" as the plural of "bioga" and wondered what a "bioga" was?

    1. Re:Biogas? by Keith111 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Biogas is not a word. I re-read the title like 5 times before I realized what it was supposed to be. Fail title is fail.

    2. Re:Biogas? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Google to the rescue!

      http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Bioga

      Bioga - the third spell on the Poison Magic Materia, after Bio and Bio 2. It takes 20,000 AP to master, costs 80 MP to cast, has a base spell power equal to 4.25x the base magic damage, and has a 72% chance of inflicting Poison

      I'm not sure how much base magic damage a nuclear power station does for example, but it sounds like you could definitely use a bunch of Biogas to power stuff.

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  6. Next Stop: Microsoft Marketing by Revotron · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just think, a self-sustained marketing department - bullshit powered by bullshit!

    1. Re:Next Stop: Microsoft Marketing by Revotron · · Score: 1

      It's one step above perpetual - it's Keynesian. For every pound of bullshit converted to power, they produce another 1.5 pounds. Microsoft Marketing is an efficient and hilarious beast.

  7. Cafeterias by blind+biker · · Score: 1

    I know that the Microsoft cafeterias don't quite measure up to Google's, but this is just ridiculous!

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  8. New badge for Surface by sjames · · Score: 1

    Powered by poo gas.

  9. Waste Queue by smitsco · · Score: 1

    Example of Waste IN - Waste OUT.

  10. Re:Been used for heating long time by mlts · · Score: 1

    This gets me wondering if mixed right, biogas can be used in a diesel engine. There was a blog I read a while back about someone managing to get a mixture of 80% biogas and 20% diesel fuel to work in a generator.

    If this could be refined, the usual conventional anti-particulate (DEF, DPF) and some anti-sulphur methods could be used.

    Even more interesting would be if Hamworthy could get their biogas liquification technology out worldwide. In liquid form, it would be a lot more useful, especially for vehicles.

  11. Finding fuel by thewiz · · Score: 1

    Why does Microsoft need poop to power their datacenter?
    The MS management should know that there is plenty of fuel: Bob, Clippy, Windows NT, Windows Millenium, Windows 8...

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  12. Re:good luck with that by whizbang77045 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has been selling it to users for years, disguised in various ways.

  13. Congress is already full of it. by whizbang77045 · · Score: 1

    Just think of the results this could produce if Congress were to implement it. They're full of the necessary components.

  14. Wast heat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Now if they use waste heat from the data center to accelerate the production of biogas, that might be interesting.

  15. Re:good luck with that by cusco · · Score: 1

    The same thing that Cheyenne currently does with its sludge.

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