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Sandy Island, the Undiscovered Country

Big Hairy Ian writes "A South Pacific island, shown on marine charts and world maps as well as on Google Earth and Google Maps, does not exist, Australian scientists say. The supposedly sizeable strip of land, named Sandy Island on Google maps, was positioned midway between Australia and French-governed New Caledonia. But when scientists from the University of Sydney went to the area, they found only the blue ocean of the Coral Sea."

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  1. Kate... by Drophet · · Score: 5, Funny

    We have to go back!

    1. Re:Kate... by vivtho · · Score: 3, Funny

      FTFA The sea level was 1400+ metres below the sea level ... that would be a hell of a tide

    2. Re:Kate... by jhoegl · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thanks jerk. I hadnt seen any part of Lost yet and I totally thought about being bored and suicidal enough at some point that I would want to watch it one day.

    3. Re:Kate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No!

      That's not true!

      That's impossible!

    4. Re:Kate... by davester666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      That it ended wasn't enough of a satisfactory conclusion?

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  2. Good. Gooooood.... by asdf7890 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Excellent, my evil island cloaking device is functioning perfectly. They'll never know my nefarious plans until they are too late to do anything about them!

  3. Monsters be here by slashmojo · · Score: 4, Funny

    It was actually just a really really big whale.

  4. Some folks will believe anything... by Third+Position · · Score: 5, Funny

    But when scientists from the University of Sydney went to the area, they found only the blue ocean of the Coral Sea.

    April Fools!

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  5. That's exactly how I felt by joeflies · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... The last time I visited Alderaan

  6. An idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I propose we call the island "Amercia" and put Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich on it. That's the "New Amercia" Mitt was talking about. I'm sure there's plenty others we can put on the new island.

  7. That's where .... by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... Mitt Romney had his off-shore bank account!

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  8. R'lyeh by plopez · · Score: 5, Funny

    ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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  9. Dolphin lure by Jaza · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is just a marketing stunt by the area's resident Dolphin community. They want to lure tourists to this patch of the sea, so they can do some backflips in return for loose change and hearty gifts of plankton.

  10. Re:Funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The funny thing is Google seems to have doctored the satellite photos to put a dark blob where this fictitious island is supposed to be.

    I doesn't show up on my new iOS 6 Maps app ... and here I thought this missing island was Apple's fault.

  11. Obvious by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Funny

    The truth should be obvious to any Doctor Who fan. The "it's only ocean" that the scientists saw was obviously a perception filter. The island is being used as a staging area for a Dalek assault.

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    1. Re:Obvious by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      They've been planning this for years. Wheelchair access is a Dalek conspiracy.

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  12. Re:Funny! by Albanach · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Google doesn't correct this within a few days, I'll be surprised.

    I'll be surprised if Google doesn't announce their street view cams have been adapted and installed on board ships. That island is out there somewhere, and I trust Google to find it.

  13. Re:Funny! by sjames · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is, a bunch of Apple fanatics with shovels actually removed the island rather than admit Apple was wrong.