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Confidential Police Documents Found In Confetti At Macy's Parade

cstacy writes "The Nassau County (New York) Police Department is 'very concerned' about reports that shreds of police documents (with social security numbers, phone numbers, addresses, license plate numbers, incident reports, and more) rained down as confetti in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. The documents also unveiled the identities of undercover officers, including their SSNs and bank information, according to WPIX-TV. Macy's has no idea how this happened, as they use commercial, colored confetti, not shredded paper."

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  1. We still do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Throw crap all over to celebrate what.... yay we're job creators! someone has to pick all this shit up!

  2. I call BS on this by multiben · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First of all, I believe Macy's on this. Why would you try to save a few bucks by using recycled documents? They're not a pet store. Secondly, confetti is usually pretty small, so who was walking around piecing tiny bits of paper together in the middle of the parade? I guess it's possible but the whole thing just smells like your standard internet myth.

    1. Re:I call BS on this by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In addition, I have a cross-cut shredder at my home. I've looked at the bits of paper that come out of it, and it's nigh impossible to get any meaningful information off of them -- certainly not "Pete Jones is an undercover police officer, yes that Pete Jones, the one who buys his cocaine at the Acme Bar, the guy with the weird mustache." And mine is pretty old, too. They have ones that slice and dice the paper much finer than mine.

      So, while I'm not saying it's impossible that somebody picked up some confetti at a parade and realized to their horror that it contained sensitive, confidential information; but if that did in fact happen, it was clearly an intentional act by someone.

      Cue the dramatic organ music... and now let's start talking Occam's Razor. Do we believe this story, really?

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  3. Re:How to shred by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think you'd need to ensure your sensitive documents were pulped, rather than simply shredded. Much harder to piece together paper machet'

    It's a question of volume. Once you start shoving serious quantities of paper, you should really look into sending all your printers and copiers to law school, and retooling the UIs and print drivers so that all printing automatically takes place in the context of attorney-client privilege.

    Thanks to the magic of inexpensive ethernet-attached printers and online degree mills, all the printers that the C-levels and above use are doctors as well as lawyers, and we imported a HIPPApotamus to guard the filing cabinets. It doesn't get more secure than that!

  4. I got two words for you by lsllll · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cross Shredder

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  5. They do make non-crosscut shredders by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not saying there's any validity to this story (it sounds like BS to me) but you can get shredders that shred to various standards. Fellowes sells shredders that are strip cut, cross cut, and micro cut (more or less makes powder). The reason is because the more intense the cut, the less amount of paper a given size of motor can handle. For example take three of their shredders, all with the same basic build and model number. The strip cut version can do 21 sheets at a time, the cross cut 14, the micro cut 10. Same motor, same general construction, only difference is the blade assembly.

    It has nothing to do with size either. You can find large ones that are strip cut. Fellowes has a 35 sheet strip cut commercial model they sell (costs about $4k). The more you want the paper cut up, the more blades you have to have, thus the more resistance, thus the less it can handle at once.

    As such businesses may choose the higher capacity, but less secure, shredders for some documents. They also cost less to buy.

    That's also why micro cut shredders have never become all that popular. Their cost goes up again because of the more blades and they can't handle a lot at once.

  6. Scrap paper by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Police in my state got into trouble once for printing out license and registration data and using the printouts as scrap paper in their front office, so if they had to write something down for a member of the public they might get somebody else's details on the back.

  7. Re:How to shred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or just feed the paper into the incinerator in the basement that helps to heat your building.

    It is surprisingly difficult to burn large quantities of office-quality paper and ensure that nothing is left except ashes.

    Which is why such documents are shredded and then incinerated. I used to work for a bank, there's nothing difficult about it at all. The only thing people should take away from this article is that shredding documents really doesn't do much (if anything) to keep your data private.

  8. Re:How to shred by Sentrion · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...They should spend a few more dollars and get a shredder that can reduce their paper to dust or at least small bits instead of long strips.

    You must be one of those tax-and-spend liberals. The solution is to shutdown the police department, reduce firearm regulations, and allow the invisible hand of the free market to decide who can get away with crime.