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Hello, I'm a Mac. And I'm a $248 Win8 PC.

theodp writes "A little birdie told me which Windows 8 machines would sell out fast. 'Cheep' ones! While no official sales figures have emerged, anecdotal evidence suggests that cheap Windows 8 laptops were a big hit with Black Friday shoppers, leaving some Walmart and Best Buy bargain hunters disappointed at missing out on the sub-$250 deals. So, was the Doctor-Desktop-and-Mister-Metro dual nature of Windows 8 and lack of a touchscreen no big deal to these bargain basement 'Laptop Hunters', or did they not realize what they were buying? Or, as a GeekWire commenter suggests, perhaps they were really just looking to score an ultra-cheap Linux laptop!"

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  1. Re:I can assure you... by wisty · · Score: 5, Funny

    What Moore giveth, HTML5 taketh away.

  2. Re:I can assure you... by symbolset · · Score: 5, Funny

    The phrase is: "What Intel giveth, Microsoft taketh away."

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  3. Re:Cheap windows 8... by sosume · · Score: 3, Funny

    Same for me. I've had to use my own Porsche for months on the job now, my boss just refuses to buy me a decent car! I just won't touch that Prius they bought me, a turd is a turd and I wouldn't feel safe driving it. SO I have requested all employees to recieve only Porsche company cars from now on, that will increase speed, efficiency and therefore save a lot of money.

  4. Re:Boot from usb. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Put the chair down.

  5. Re:I can assure you... by bluescrn · · Score: 2, Funny

    It take a stronger CPU to lift all those bigger, heavier pixels, obviously...

  6. Re:I can assure you... by Drakonblayde · · Score: 5, Funny

    I tried, but since my hate machine is running Windows ME, Windows Update tells me to frak myself.

  7. Re:I can assure you... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1, Funny

    Get with the times and at least update your hate machine.

    I tried to update my hate machine. In fact I have turned on auto update. Still I get the following error:

    Genuine Hate Machine Advantage Update failed. Please validate your installation of Hate Machine or upgrade to Ultimate Professional Platinum edition Hate Machine

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