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Boring Conference Still Vows: We Will Not Rock You
An anonymous reader writes "The Boring 2012 Conference, the celebration of unexciting things served with dry British humor, now belongs to the wastepaper basket of history. Correspondents at the third annual London conference report that speakers covered a range of such dull topics as supermarket self-service checkouts; a photographic survey of results produced by breakfast toasters; a web site tracking the physical heights of celebrities; and the use of Google Maps to the chart the location of IBM cash registers around London." Funny thing is, the talks described actually sound fascinating.
Would have loved to attend before it shut down. Anyone did? If so, how was it?
Tomorrow is another day...
"Funny thing is, the talks described actually sound fascinating".
How would you know that?
I accidentally misread "a photographic survey" as "pornographic survey" and for a fraction of a second this article became more interesting.
Then I re-read it and the feeling subsided.
my 677 page summary of proceedings — it's in point 8 Times New Roman, three columns to the A5 page.
Nothing to see here.
"No fear. No envy. No meanness." Liam Clancy
Another one from slate.com?
The other news were about the maze..
"Funny thing is, the talks described actually sound fascinating".
How would you know that?
They sound like extremely stereotypical technology demonstrators. So I wanna show off my new statistical analysis / HBASE backend /AJAX presentation / wiimote controlled scala classes, but I've got no data at work that's non-proprietary to share with the world, so you get ... um ... a database of movie star height, yeah thats it.. True, they could be "ancient" technology that's not really new anymore, or they could be poorly done demonstrations, but optimistically they could be pretty interesting. Or at least good for a laugh (ha ha ha I was doing that back in 2008, etc)
"Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
. . . that location information of them might be useful . . . and profitable.
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
"Funny thing is, the talks described actually sound fascinating".
How would you know that?
It's a statement of prsonal opinion based on the descriptions provided. How could he not know his own reaction?
Why the fuck doesn't Wikipedia include the heights of celebrities? Afraid of the backlash when the world realizes how short all the men are?
"How could he not know his own reaction?"
We don't know that. How would you?
It was interesting.
These guys should have presented their paper at it.
idle is killing /. next probably come fart jokes, facebook accounts and show wrestling...
for fucks sake, stop
They need to be more authentic, and go to Boring, Oregon: https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Boring,+oregon&hl=en&ll=45.431226,-122.353363&spn=0.580164,1.231842&sll=39.531771,-76.822755&sspn=0.019926,0.038495&hnear=Boring,+Damascus,+Clackamas,+Oregon&t=m&z=10
I'll note that there is also a Boring, Maryland northwest of Baltimore (The City That Breeds). However, the proximity of DC means that something interesting could happen. For example, a hardcopy of ObamaCare could fall on you, causing injury.
Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
Supermarket checkout and cash registers are the subject of every bloody conference I visit!
Does it mean attenders can rightfully demand their money back?
Ha!! Premature satisfaction!
I think you're missing the point (disclaimer: I did not attend). The talks were on subjects that were absurdly mundane, and yet the speakers managed to become engrossed in the details and (in the successful talks) were able to convey that interest to the audience, which was willing to suspend judgement. And everyone enjoying a good laugh on themselves for sitting patiently through such "boring" presentations. It's like being roped into a board game at a party which sounds really lame, and ending up getting taken in by the strategy and turns of fate.
"Waiting for more than half an hour in the November cold to get in, one conferencegoer wondered aloud whether the surprise queue was what it seemed. "Maybe it just goes on and on and at 5pm they'll let us out the other side?" he mused. "That would be really boring." "
Lol
A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
Please tell me Ben Stein narrated the slideshow of toasted bread pictures.
Better known as 318230.
News are singular. Or possibly uncountable, which is close enough for the likes of you.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
Fifteen years ago I worked in I.T. Support at a company making paper products. One of the salesmen was quite proud of his 120 slide Powerpoint presentation on toilet paper.
Ganty
But it hasn't been shut down. It's just been renamed TechEd.