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McAfee May Have Been Captured
netbuzz writes with a quick update about John McAfee on the run. From the article: "A blog being maintained for the past three weeks by antivirus pioneer John McAfee and others is claiming to have received "an unconfirmed report" that McAfee has been captured near the border of Belize and Mexico. However, authorities in Belize say that report is not true and that the whereabouts of McAfee, wanted for questioning as a 'person of interest' after the Nov. 11 murder of his neighbor, remain unknown."
They thought they had him, but turns out it was a false positive.
AntiFA: An abbreviation for Anti First Amendment.
I found the problem: They haven't updated their viru--er, law enforcement definition files. That's why the average user should always have auto-update enabled. In other news... McAfee is clearly suffering from some kind of mental disorder beyond simply having homocidal issues, and it's probably due to drugs, maybe even bath salts. He's showing clear evidence of paranoid delusions and his blog posts seem increasingly detached from reality. The only reason he's been able to hold out this long is because he has a lot of money -- way more than the government trying to catch him. Money covers up a lot of intellectual deficits, but he can't stay ahead of them forever because he's a wounded animal; He doesn't have a full deck of cards anymore.
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He is still in hiding though because he is afraid (rightly so) of being extradited or killed.
....30 day trial.
He hasn't been captured, he's been quarantined.
I don't mean the article, I mean all the "jokes" in the replies.
Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
Um, because it's about a pretty important person in technology? It makes more sense to post about something major like this than whether Linus Torvalds likes GNOME or KDE.
Taxation is legalized theft, no more, no less.
The man hasn't been 'pretty important' or even relevant to technology in over a decade and even then the only relevance he had was in creating the world's worst AV software.
Apparently he had a virus so he was running slow.
It's KDE, by the way. But he's wrong, they both suck.
When Linus Torvaldes is arrested for shoving drugs up his asshole, I want slashdot to report it.
I guess it depends when you were reading it. In 2006 the Hans Reiser murder case started, which also got a lot of attention.
Even if they had him, I kinda doubt they'd admit to it. He could very likely be sitting in a very tiny, very dark little cell for all anyone knows.
They should have used 64 bits. Then McAfee wouldn't run.
"You can justify anything by putting it in quotes, adding a famous name and making it a sig" - Albert Einstein
Labeling what McAfee did as "antivirus pioneer" does a disservice to both terms and makes anyone who reads it stupiderer...
As far as I can tell (I wasn't a crypto-analyst or infosec tech in the 80s) McAfee was good at getting government contracts and paying people to write software for him.
That is **not** pioneering anything...that's **above average** level **business management**....really nothing he did professionally was extraordinary or ideologically noteworthy whatsoever. He was a standard bubble-era businessman.
We do ourselves a serious harm by not making distinctions between who does the work and who manages the company.
Thank you Dave Raggett
It's an excuse to take a very serious situation and to make security/software/virus puns about it.
The Slashdot I used to visit was always like this.
We should probably start a new website devoted specifically to tech-famous people shoving drugs up their rears. Assdot?
Which one is the 'anykey'?
... he was using a Linux laptop with ReiserFS the time of the murder.
Can we stop with the ReiserFS jokes already? The meme has been beaten to death.
There's no place like
Can we stop with the ReiserFS jokes already? The meme has been beaten to death.
Then slashdot removed the car seats.
Slashdot covered the whole torrid Hans Reiser affair too. I think it's important.
The man hasn't been 'pretty important' or even relevant to technology in over a decade
That may be the case be he is still widely known and "affected" many lives through his resource-hogging software.
Bill Gates fits almost the same profile, if it were him you would argue that story did not belong here?
I would argue if nothing else the story sort of belongs because he;s basically a geek and geeks like hearing about other geeks living at the edges of existence.
Personally despite being deeply angered by his software over the years, I'm still rooting for McAfee.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
... They have to completely uninstall their current justice system, first.
The only reason it's here is everyone knows the name "McAfee" from the antivirus software. The man McAfee long ago dissolved any ties with tech and moved abroad to evade taxes and be an asshole who owns lots of dogs and lets them bark at all hours of the day. He ran into an equally assholish neighbor who, after taking enough, poisoned his dogs. McAfee responded with murder. Slashdot editor thinks it's somehow related to technology so posts it here.
Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
It makes more sense to post about something major like this than whether Linus Torvalds likes GNOME or KDE.
eh, yes. But it's always News to learn what words Linus Torvalds uses to describe the project he doesn't like.
Stop being so cranky. Asimov has been dead for quite some time now - but I still read everything that I find published about him. Tolkein has been dead even longer, but I still follow what is happening with his works. We have presidents who have been dead for a couple of centuries, and the government still observes their birthdays. What about Columbus? That old relic has been dead for how long? We STILL have a Columbus Day!
I think you're just jealous, because there is no Taco Cowboy day.
"Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
That's pretty stupid. Most females hide their gender, because they get tired of alternating responses, "Shut up, Bitch!" and "Want to fuck?" Things have gotten better in recent years, but not a whole lot better. So, no they don't get automagical max mods just for posting.
"Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
Prior to this, McAfee was getting harassed by the local police for not paying bribe money and got his house raided a few times.
I wouldnt put it past the local police to have killed his neighbor.
"Why is Slashdot carrying a piece about an alleged murder case?"
We hope well never have to deselect his crap when we are installing something it's bundled with.
Hello,
I suppose it is simpler to believe in some kind of wild conspiracy theory than it is to believe that Microsoft listened to its customers and fixed things.
And if your claim were true and Microsoft was so successful doing this, why hasn't Windows 8 taken off?
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Aryeh Goretsky
Dexter is a good dog.
I too enjoy watching this guy roast. But still, this "news" has nothing to do with technology nor anything that interests the true geek community - which Slashdot serves.
Since Malda sold out and /. now relentlessly pursues revenue and has been rotating increasingly lame editorial staff in, I don't think the geek community is what it serves anymore. I'm thinking more The Krakken or some other lovecraftian horror beast, dwelling away beneath its servers, occasionally eating a true geek to absorb its power before vomiting up another monetization scheme.
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I think it is really because his "I'm running off to another country because of taxes!" shit appeals to many of the Rand-types that hang around on Slashdot.
Seriously, it's true. Even better to be an actual girl. Poseurs like "Raven" Alder can cut and paste text from a cookie recipe and still get automagically upmodded to +5 every time.
As a female person I cannot help but feel that you have some petty, childish axe to grind. Did you steal it from Toys 'R' Us? I mean, I don't see my own comments automatically getting upvotes. Most of the time my comments don't get voted either way, and atleast I view that as a good thing; when you don't automatically get upvoted to +5 every time you post something you can actually consider your comment score as somewhat proper feedback.
Why would I want to sort my xterm-Icon?
Trolling is a art!
Did mommy drop a copy of Atlas Shrugged on your head?
One of the results of that was that the reputation mangers ran hundreds of sock-puppets in blogs and news aggregators, like Slashdot and Reddit.
That's pretty much total bullishit. There may have been one or two at some point, but at NO point were there "hundreds" of sock-puppets posting pro anything about Microsoft years ago on Slashdot. I was one of the voices yammering against Microsoft at that point, I would have remembered more than a handful of challenges.
Currently Slashdot does not warrant paying a dime for a puppet of any fabric or substance.
When you simply factor in that some developers do in fact like to program for the Microsoft platform, and that they would also like other technical topics that Slashdot provides, it is not hard to imagine that the few pro-MS posters we see showing up off and on are simply technical people proficient in the Microsoft platform and correcting misinformation.
I have no idea what was going on with Reddit as I have no desire to read anything with a UI like that, but I would find it quite a bit easier to think there were simply a lot of people that enjoyed trolling Reddit than there was a vast army of sock-puppets.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
HipsterDE (today) is XFCE. Super, super retro. Works a lot like windows 95 but without all the "modern" stuff like being able to sort icons. At least until the corporations just ruin it by adding basic features.
I think a basic, bug-free and fast desktop is exactly what Linux needs. A "best thing since sliced ham" kind of thing.
Reiser was very relevant to Linux at the time. ReiserFS was one of most popular Linux filesystems and was nearing a major much-anticipated released when all that crap went down.
McAffe is not relevant other than having been involved in creating second-rate AV software a couple decades ago. That would be equivalent to us caring about Reiser 15 years from now - long after he ceased being relevant.
Slashdot is largely powered by articles submitted by readers.
It's newsworthy because slashdot groupthink paranoia means that if anyone even remotely related to technology is charged with any crime they must be innocent and part of some vast conspiracy(see any of the slashdot articles about Hans Reiser). This feeds into a combination of the libertarian paranoia that government is only doing evil things and the "bullied in high school" persecution complex of nerds.
In addition to that we have the fact that he's been commercially successful selling a questionable product so we can all feel superior to him now that he's being chased down. Those two options will pretty much cover most of slashdot.
Slashdot is largely powered by articles submitted by readers.
That's just the input. What happens between the input and the output is a whole 'nother matter...
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For the same reason as Slashdot following the story of Hans Reiser.
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Actually, /. has always been like this. I've been a reader here since 2000, and suspect you're suffering from Gool Ol' Days Syndrome.
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And the Belize police are denying it cause they want to disappear him just like he said?
I think a basic, bug-free and fast desktop is exactly what Linux needs. A "best thing since sliced ham" kind of thing.
Open source ham.
You raise the pig yourself and your kids give it a name. You get very disturbed by the screams it makes when you kill it, and come back covered in blood. Afterwards you decide to become a vegetarian. Occasionally you buy a ham sandwich that doesn't scream or cover you in blood from the supermarket but don't enjoy it as much as you used to.
echo -e 'global _start\n _start:\n mov eax, 2\n int 80h\n jmp _start' > a.asm; nasm a.asm -f elf; ld a.o -o a;
Why is Slashdot carrying a piece about an alleged murder case?
It has nothing to do with technology and the murder weapon ain't high tech either.
Can't Slashdot make up its mind what it wants to be?
Just because it's McAfee it must be "newsworthy" for Slashdot?
I dunno.
The Slashdot I used to visit wasn't like this.
"Lo' how the mighty can fall!" McAffee is/was an important tech person, and he seems to be going batshit. That's popcorn-worthy.
Most females hide their gender, because they get tired of alternating responses, "Shut up, Bitch!" and "Want to fuck?"
Unfortunately its not an option for your mom. Rumours are she will kick yoyu out of the basement if you don't stop it
So he left the US because he didn't want to pay taxes, and now finds that instead he has to bribe politicians. Life is so hard for the rich.
Well actually I noticed the shilling and stopped visiting for a while because it was depressing me that apparently nobody else was noticing it. I see a lot of other people complaining about it now though, and the number of shill posts has gone down somewhat. You can usually tell from the words that people use whether they're marketing drones.
I didn't realise it was related to Windows 7. Windows 7 is better than Vista from my experience supporting both of them in the workplace. I have no clue about Windows 8, and have no urge to even try it. I didn't even use 7 for a while. I prefer to let others be the public beta testers to find out if it's worth upgrading.
which is totally what she said
I bet McAfee Inc. think his exploits are pretty important. That's what you get for naming your software after an individual.
It is probably too much to hope that McAfee Internet Security will die, but I fully expect a name change in the near future.
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SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
The amount of speculation happening on Slashdot here is palpable. I guess all it takes to make headlines now days is for someone to post unverified information, and then have someone else blog about said information.
Crimey
All jokes aside, if McAfee is right and Belize authorities want him dead, this is exactly how they'd make him disappear. Capture him, kill him, dump his body, and then claim he was never in custody.
Genocide Man -- Life is funny. Death is funnier. Mass murder can be hilarious.
Admin posts a story, someone whines that it's not really "news for nerds". Same as it ever was.
I hope you didn't pay much for the 4-digit account.
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US citizens living abroad still must pay US income tax. So I don't think it's that.
Further: If you're a rich American and left (and renounced US citizenship) to avoid paying taxes, you'd leave for Switzerland or somewhere like that, not corrupt and poor Belize. Any money he makes now is almost assuredly capital gains, which is taxed at one tenth or one twentieth of the US rate in Switzerland (depending on long-term vs short-term, tax bracket, etc.).
Well actually I noticed the shilling and stopped visiting for a while because it was depressing me that apparently nobody else was noticing it.
All of the regular "old guard" noticed it. You're not the only one. We even got to watch them evolve from creating accounts for the purpose and making shillposts immediately to creating accounts ahead of time and leaving one or two "metoo" comments paraphrasing someone else's comment as a reply to actually leaving one or two suck comments in other stories before abandoning the account.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
Slashdot editor thinks it's somehow related to technology so posts it here.
This is technology news in the same way that it's entertainment news when a celebrity is in the hospital.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
This whole thing is bizarre. The cops say he's not a suspect but want to question him as a possible witness, McAffee says he already talked to them, as well as a lot of other weird statements that can only be attributed to drug-induced psychosis.
What do McAffee and Rush Limbaugh have in common? Drugs (although opposite ones) and they're both batshit insane.
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Why would I want to sort my xterm-Icon?
Oh, so your window manager blows up on a regular basis too, huh? You can always tell a Linux user with a faulty DE by the xterm icon. I suggest xkill too, it's handy when you have issues with focus when your DE dies.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
You raise the pig yourself and your kids give it a name. You get very disturbed by the screams it makes when you kill it, and come back covered in blood. Afterwards you decide to become a vegetarian.
The species of pigs one eats do NOT make good pets, and you're not going to name them or treat them as pets. I had a friend who was raising a few hogs before it got too expensive, and he said the best pork he ever ate was from the one that bit him.
Pigs are nasty, dangerous creatures that are good for one thing -- food. I see you've never been on a farm.
Free Martian Whores!
Afraid to post with your own account name because you'd be modded down almost immediately? It doesn't matter what he *was*. His relevance ended years and years ago.
What happens between the input and the output is a whole 'nother matter...
There's the firehose.
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Here's a handy McAfee Timeline I made.
They would probably argue that their success in fighting off the illuminati is the reason the illuminati aren't in control anymore.
Why hasn't Windows 8 taken off? I'm not sure what "taken off means" in this context. It's selling faster than Windows 7 which sold faster than Vista which sold faster than XP etc... So maybe the illuminati are still pulling the strings. ;)
Man, I must be using my MacBook wrong, too. About a third of my active desktop real estate is perpetually occupied by a terminal window, and I've even got an icon for it in two places. It's almost like some people use Unix-based operating systems for, well, things that Unix-based operating systems are historically used for. Crazy.
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To quote my original post:
and I've even got an icon for it in two places
Congratulations, you missed the point twice. Who cares if you have a terminal window perpetually open? That is completely orthogonal to whether you have a terminal icon on your desktop. I hope you understand that you don't need the icon on your desktop for the window to appear above your desktop, but that would be typical of a mac user.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"