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McAfee Was Not Captured
netbuzz writes "As rumors and news reports of John McAfee's alleged capture circulated widely yesterday – fueled by McAfee's own blog and blogging cohorts – police and other authorities in Belize denied that they had the man in custody and, well, they should have been believed. McAfee surfaced earlier this morning and had this to say in a blog post: 'We are not in Belize, but not quite out of the woods yet.' He also painted a picture of his 'escape' that could have been taken from a bad spy novel."
Another false positive.
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
They sure are pursuing him hard for a simple questioning, made ever so hilarious by him posting updates on his blog. I can't wait to hear what "really" happened.
Then again chances are he really did shoot him over the dogs business, people have killed people for a lot less, and with Mcafee's rich white man ego in a country not known for it's 1st worldness... I can see him doing it.
What a great article. No indication of what the actual blog address is except in an image.
The fella's website is http://www.whoismcafee.com/
Here we can find http://www.whoismcafee.com/i-am-safe/
Frankly, I don't know why anyone would link to Network World when they don't link to their sources.
Anyway I just wanted to say that. I don't actually care about the story.
HELP MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKED BY AN ILLIBERAL ART STUDENT SET TO DESTROY THE INTERWEBZ!
Tradition, see coverage of Reiser
"Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
I suspect he has the Bond theme in his head while we all have March of the Clowns in ours.
Damn, dude! This is as close as a geek's going to get to James Bond-esque international intrigue. I'm picturing him running through the jungle from 5-star hotel to 5-star hotel with a bad super model/actress in tow.
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
He moved to a corrupt 3rd world banana republic with no rule of law, and failed to pay a bribe a couple months ago so they roughed him up, shot his dog for fun, trashed his place, what did he expect if he didn't pay his bribe in a country that's corrupt? So that's the background.
So he still doesn't pay up, and next petty theft gone bad where there's a body, of course he's gonna be suspect numero uno as punishment for not paying up. His only hope of avoiding that was someone else getting higher on the list. Duh! I'm sure as soon as he pays up, they'll be a sudden confession from whoever actually did it, or it'll turn out they don't need him for questioning after all, etc etc, and he'll be all good until the next guy wants a bribe that he wont pay.
Its kind of like moving to Canada even though you don't like shoveling snow and then not shoveling snow just for the principle of it as if that will make the problem go away... dude just leave or pay up, the people in charge aren't going to give any other options.
You know the deal where the Mexican policeman pulls you over for made up BS until you slip him some cash? Same deal just a little bigger scale. The solution is not to drive in Mexico. Worked pretty well for me when I visited (great scuba diving BTW and liked the food too)
I don't understand why rich tech guy doesn't:
1) already know these rules of the road
2) just buy a boat like all other rich tech guys to sail away from the corruption
"Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
Still the only file system that murders your wife.
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ECHELON is a government program to find words like bomb, jihad, plutonium, assassinate, and anarchy.
Because he is the geek equivalent to Charlie Sheen;
batshit crazy, totally fried on drugs, paranoid, goes of on ranting tirades, has no concept of reality, funny as hell to watch from a distance, and explains why the anti-virus we all hate is so crappy and validates our belief that he is brain-dead that we long ago derived from said anti-virus
---Saying gnome 3 is better than windows 8 not so much a compliment as it is damning with light praise.
I think there are two divergent groups following it. The first are hipsters who love celebrity gossip, but would never admit it. They love it, because it's celebrity gossip that's socially acceptable for college-educated, professional males. The second group are postmodernists, who can't believe how surreal the whole thing is. There is, of course, some cross-over.
Myself, I'm interested in the postmodern aspects of the story. I think it could work very well as some kind of postmodern novel or film.
I made this handy timeline so you can follow events: http://wecheck.org/wiki/John_McAfee
McAfee, is that you? They're looking for you dude, you should probably get out of here.
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This is slashdot, you youngsters are funny coming here and expecting people to have actually read anything.
Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
I picture the ghosts of Phillip K. Dick and Hunter S. Thompson co-writing it.
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Maybe Ford could sponsor a White Bronco for mister "looking for the real killer" to slowly drive around Belize.
Only if your a carnivore. Herbivore pee doesn't scare anything.
John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
...he is the geek equivalent to Charlie Sheen;
batshit crazy, totally fried on drugs, paranoid...
And probably a better actor.
“He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
Those drugs might make him feel good but they aren't making his life better!
The US is just as corrupt as those so-called third-world countries. I've had some rather unpleasant experiences with a couple of blatantly corrupt court commissioners at the Los Angeles Superior Court, a cesspool of corruption and malpractice. The shit that goes on at the LASC would make Saddam Hussein blush. I swear.