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Microsoft Surface Struggles to Ship A Million Units

zacharye writes "While some see potential in Microsoft's Surface tablet, most industry watchers appear to have written off the device at this point. Orders were reportedly cut in half following a slow launch, and Microsoft's debut slate has been hammered time and time again by reviewers and analysts. The latest to pile on is Boston-based brokerage firm Detwiler Fenton, which estimates that when all is said and done, Microsoft will have sold fewer than 1 million Surface tablets in the slate's debut quarter." Still better than 25,000.

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  1. failure round 2 incoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With the surface pro's battery life at an estimated 4 hours. We can expect that to fail as well.

    1. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The bigger problem with pro is that it's 900 fucking dollars to start with!

    2. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Trashcan+Romeo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Microsoft-level quality is expensive. [Yes, that was sarcasm.]

    3. Re:failure round 2 incoming by sichbo · · Score: 2

      If it's anything like the Samsung Slate 7 (similar to the device given out during the 2011 BUILD conference for win8 developer launch) I reckon the Pro should do OK. I paid $1400 for a slate 7 about a year ago and loaded on the various preview win8 builds.. to this day it's still working good as a complete laptop/desktop replacement. You basically have an 128GB i5 "ultrabook" spec machine, but with a separate bluetooth keyboard (mine eventually broke so replaced with a proper $15 USB keyboard.) When docked you have a very small footprint workstation with HDMI out for large monitor, LAN port, audio out, 2x USB ports (one on the dock, one on the tablet, although I just use a hub out of the dock for mouse+keys and leave the side USB port for TV tuners etc.) At the end of the work day, pick it up off the dock and walk around with it and consume content. Runs for a good 4-5 hrs on battery if doing "nothing intensive" or enough to watch two feature films. I suspect the "pro" will give more or less the same viability as a "laptop/desktop replacement".

    4. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Runaway1956 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would have thought Microsoft had recovered all the expense of developing the BSOD by now.

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    5. Re:failure round 2 incoming by icebike · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That only works if you write in specific languages using specific compilers.
      There is a boat load of software out there that does not conform, and many compilers don't have runtimes for ARM.
      Further, the API calls are NOT all the same.

      So don't believe all the advertising mumbo-jumbo.

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    6. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 2

      "For corporate users, doctors offices, plant floor, I think you will be surprised. There is more software written for x86 Wintel than all other platforms put together."

      And how much of it is written to be aware of the new UI? And if you have to port your stuff to use that abortion of a GUI, why would you NOT go to an iThingy or Android? Last time I checked, most doctors, corporate users, coffee shop poseurs etc, had iSomethings, not Windows. Think TAM, not sales pitches when you develop your platform strategy or you are not going to sell very many.

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    7. Re:failure round 2 incoming by xeno314 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently you failed to account for the new touchscreen BSOD R&D costs. You can't actually touch it, but they'll fix that with SP1.

    8. Re:failure round 2 incoming by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They ask me for iPad versions of everything (for free, mind you).

      Exactly. Not tablet versions, but iPad versions. Not versions to run an an overpriced tablet with poor battery life, but versions to run on the tablets they probably already own (iPad)

      People in the corporate world are moving to tablets, and they want to take their familiar CRM, manufacturing, Patient Care, scheduling, etc with them.

      Most of those applications are now accessed through a browser, or apps that already exist in the IOS/Android world so Surface Pro has nothing extra to offer over any other type of tablet.

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    9. Re:failure round 2 incoming by Jason+Earl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If they buy two of the Surface Pros then they will even have enough battery life for a standard workday (barely). That's bound to be good for Surface sales.

      The reason that people are asking for iPad versions of software is that they have reached the tipping point where they use their iPad more than any other device. Instead of using the iPad for just a few things they now use it for *most* things, and they really want to be rid of Windows forever. A tablet version of Windows doesn't really help them, especially a tablet version of Windows that is missing most of the new tablet applications that they actually use now.

    10. Re:failure round 2 incoming by ducomputergeek · · Score: 4, Informative

      This. I was at a MS event on the Win 8 developers track and the presenter discussed this at how it is basically to maintain one code base between Windows 8 (Desktop/x86) and WinRT for Surface and Phone. I expect there to be some differences like I don't expect the desktop to have a GPS built in like on a phone, but the differences in the API go beyond that like trying to access the media API for sound between the two are different. I sat there at the presentation basically shaking my head thinking "WTF?".

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    11. Re:failure round 2 incoming by icebike · · Score: 2

      Yeah, source code might be portable.
      If you use their their compiler.
      If you only use their development tools.
      If you only use their programming language.

      But the world is bigger than that.

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    12. Re:failure round 2 incoming by icebike · · Score: 2

      So will you next month when the x86 wintel Surface is released.

      Here's an idea, visit Microsoft.com someday.

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    13. Re:failure round 2 incoming by mabhatter654 · · Score: 2

      If you can't use apps with fingers... They will die.

      THAT is the reason Windows Tablets never caught on for almost 10 YEARS of trying. My doctor office tried giving everybody tablets... It lasted till they all broke, then they went back to laptops on carts.... Why? Because there is no VALUE bolting a pen stylus to a desktop app. Especially for a 50% cost increase.

      Lack of software support is a FEATURE that forces people to rethink how the software is used every day. After 20 years of mouse and keyboard, isn't it about time to rethink those things if the chance for newer, thinner devices comes along?

  2. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by masternerdguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's not the party line, citizen.

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  3. The actual reason by slashmydots · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the actual biggest reason for this is people who wanted a tablet already got a different product from Samsung or Motorola or Apple and they're not going to spend all that money again just to switch. MS came into the game WAY too late.
    Also we're at the verge of a netbook-caliber tablet crash where everyone realizes they all suck and stop buying them. They're too fragile, they don't have a DVD drive, they're harder to type on, the screen is tiny, they get dirty with fingerprints, they don't run 99% of software ever written, everything they do on it is designed to cost money, the browsers don't display pages correctly, the battery life is a lie, most don't have USB flash drive capabilities, they don't work with the majority of printers, and it's difficult to do meaningful work on them in any way shape or form. That's actually slightly more cons than netbooks and they went from boom to flop in approximately 2 years.

    1. Re:The actual reason by jeffmeden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the actual biggest reason for this is people who wanted a tablet already got a different product from Samsung or Motorola or Apple and they're not going to spend all that money again just to switch. MS came into the game WAY too late.

      Also we're at the verge of a netbook-caliber tablet crash where everyone realizes they all suck and stop buying them. They're too fragile, they don't have a DVD drive, they're harder to type on, the screen is tiny, they get dirty with fingerprints, they don't run 99% of software ever written, everything they do on it is designed to cost money, the browsers don't display pages correctly, the battery life is a lie, most don't have USB flash drive capabilities, they don't work with the majority of printers, and it's difficult to do meaningful work on them in any way shape or form. That's actually slightly more cons than netbooks and they went from boom to flop in approximately 2 years.

      Your post mostly makes sense (especially the frustration of being in an ecosystem where the tablet purchaser is merely a commodity whose eyeballs will be sold to the highest bidder)... what the fuck is a DVD drive? I remember old, slow, failure prone round plasticky things but the last time i had a need for one in ANY computing related task was probably more than 5 years ago... Are you talking about that?

    2. Re:The actual reason by Jeng · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think that a majority of the Surfaces sold so far are developers looking for a reference system.

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    3. Re:The actual reason by falcon5768 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Also we're at the verge of a netbook-caliber tablet crash where everyone realizes they all suck and stop buying them."

      Nope not going to happen, and there is a VERY good reason. Netbooks sucked SPECIFICALLY for everything you listed, tablets dont specifically because they dont pretend to be a full computer. People who buy them know this isnt a computer replacement for real work, but a supplement. Netbooks were trying to bill themselves as a computer replacement but they are really just a POS.

      That being said 99.9% of what most people use a computer for is easily handled by tablets. I do my email, surf the web, work on music, type papers and reports, and play some pretty good games on mine, all activities I did at home with my laptop but no longer need my laptop for. In fact since getting a iPad I literally ONLY use my laptop for work, and even there if in a pinch could SSH into my servers and work on them through command line if need be but would prefer my laptop over doing that.

      So no, that crash isnt going to happen and anyone thinking it will is smoking some pretty good crack

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    4. Re:The actual reason by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Funny, aside from your incorrect assessment about webpage rendering (at least on the tablets I have tried), I don't want any of those things on a tablet. That's why I have a laptop.

      When I'm taking transit (plane or bus) or sitting on the couch and I don't want to pull out my laptop, I don't see any problem with these genre of devices at all.

      Apparently you're not the target market and that is just fine.

    5. Re:The actual reason by Missing.Matter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They're too fragile, they don't have a DVD drive, they're harder to type on, the screen is tiny, they get dirty with fingerprints, they don't run 99% of software ever written, everything they do on it is designed to cost money, the browsers don't display pages correctly, the battery life is a lie, most don't have USB flash drive capabilities, they don't work with the majority of printers, and it's difficult to do meaningful work on them in any way shape or form.

      Ironically, Windows tablets did all of this and more before the iPad was introduced. I still think the reason they sold so poorly is that they cost so much and sacrificed too much performance for the touch screen. My Latitude XT retailed for over $2000 for a base model in 2008. Today's tablet PCs are a whole different breed: they don't cost much more than a regular laptop, they're just as powerful, and Windows 8 has many touch friendly features to make using them as a tablet enjoyable. This time around, it looks like Microsoft is seeing more demand for them as well.

    6. Re:The actual reason by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They're too fragile, they don't have a DVD drive, they're harder to type on, the screen is tiny, they get dirty with fingerprints, they don't run 99% of software ever written, everything they do on it is designed to cost money, the browsers don't display pages correctly, the battery life is a lie, most don't have USB flash drive capabilities, they don't work with the majority of printers, and it's difficult to do meaningful work on them in any way shape or form.

      I think you're looking at this through the lens of being focused on doing 'meaningful' work -- the vast majority of people using tablets are using them for passive entertainment and the like.

      I type a few emails on my tablet, not extensive word processing, spreadsheets, or writing code. I watch digital copies of movies that I get when I buy the Blu Ray. I don't care about 99% of the software ever written. I've never had to spend money on stuff, I just don't bother. I easily get my 10 hours of battery life as advertised. And I've never found myself needing either a USB flash drive or to print from it. These just aren't things I do with that device -- I have access to lots of other computers for that stuff.

      It's a device I'm more likely to use from an easy chair, the sofa, a lawn chair, an airplane, or occasionally even a hammock. It's entertainment, with some decent connectivity for when I'm on the road. it's en eBook reader, a video game, and can get me some useful information if I can get to wifi, which is pretty easy. And, I can use Google Voice to call the wife instead of paying hotel rates for long distance. It also gets used for those quick google searches in the living room you'd otherwise not bother getting up to do.

      I would argue that you can basically say smart phones are essentially useless for all of the identical reasons you list (and I'd be just as wrong as you), and I bet you have a smart phone. They have all of the same limitations you cite, and yet people have smart phones everywhere you look. I refuse to pay the data plan for a smart phone, so a tablet with wifi is a better fit for me. A smart phone and a tablet are essentially the same thing with a slightly different size.

      There is no universal way to decide the utility of a device, and different people do different things. It may be true that a tablet doesn't cover your needs, but you need to understand that your needs are probably not typical.

      I've had a tablet for about 2.5 years now, and I get a lot of use out of it. I don't use it to do my job or any serious work, but for all of those other little things, it's a convenient device with a more suitable form factor.

      The vast majority of people when using computers much of the time are NOT doing 'meaningful' work -- they're surfing the web, watching You Tube videos, sending a few emails, and playing games.

      Seriously, stop making categorical statements as if they were facts instead of just your opinion .. because I can say quite firmly that for me, my tablet doesn't suck, and was money well spent on a device I actually use. Just as I'm sure you can equally say that, for you, it's not a device you'd find a good fit for your needs. Neither is anything other than a subjective evaluation.

      I've taken my iPad on about 12 trips by now, and about 8-10 of those I also had my laptop. My laptop sits in the bag in case I need access to something, and has been used exactly once while on the road over the last two years. But my iPad sees 2-4 hours/day of use when I travel.

      So, maybe you need to recognize the fact that for many of the people who have bought tablets, it is a better fit than a netbook or a full laptop would be.

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    7. Re:The actual reason by obarthelemy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you're impressively wrong:

      1- Netbooks were made to stagnate by Intel and MS. Buyers never had any reason to upgrade, or rather, update, so once everyone vaguely interested got one, the market just died. I'm still happily using my Compaq Mini from 3-4 yrs ago, what's on sale right now isn't significantly better. Now, if I could get more RAM, a bigger screen, an i3... I'd probably upgrade. But MS and Intel have decided I shouldn't be able to.

      2- On the contrary, tablets are evolving incredibly fast. I'm on my 4th tablet in 2 years, and actually just sold it to upgrade. And I think I'll stay on the upgrade treadmill for a while, which, coincidentally, let's my "handee-downs" get on it, too.

      3- What matters is not that 99.999% of software ever written doesn't run: it's that 90% of the software you actually need does. I can do emails, RSS/Greader, Web, ebooks, video, music, kill-the-time games, even some Google Docs in a pinch. Sure, everyone is missing some apps. But not that many.

      4- You can get a keyboard, a mouse, SD cards and even USB sticks in most cases. What's your gripe ?

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    8. Re:The actual reason by Desler · · Score: 2

      Yeah, they're on to another poorly selling product.

    9. Re:The actual reason by helix2301 · · Score: 2

      Not even "Oprah Tweeting Her Love For Microsoft's Surface From Her iPad" can help them sell a million units lol

    10. Re:The actual reason by fons · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree. Tablets fit with the changed computer behaviour.

      Computers and laptops are made for a desk and for work. But when I come home from work, i don't want to work anymore. I want to use my computer as entertainment (facebook, newssites, youtube, ...). Also, I don't want to sit at a desk but comfortably on a couch.

      My laptop/netbook is not ergonomic to use on the couch, and my phone is too small. So i use a tablet.

      Tablets are here to stay. And they will become the remote (or hub or whatever) for your tv.

    11. Re:The actual reason by Tridus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Realistically, anybody in the tablet market for something by Samsung or most of the other Android makers isn't in the market for a Surface due to price. The Surface is priced at the top of the market and totally ignores the rest of it. Most Android tablets are not priced at the top of the market.

      You can get a Nexus 7 for what, half of what a Surface RT costs? Realistically the target Surface market in terms of pricing is also the target iPad market, and taking on the iPad with a product tied in consumers minds to the less than stellar reviews of Windows 8 isn't exactly an easy task. It's no wonder they're getting smoked.

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    12. Re:The actual reason by Trepidity · · Score: 3, Informative

      There's still a lot of film/TV stuff that's available on DVD but not via online streaming, at least legally.

    13. Re:The actual reason by Githaron · · Score: 2

      How about watching or ripping a DVD or Bluray?

    14. Re:The actual reason by ackthpt · · Score: 2

      I think that a majority of the Surfaces sold so far are developers looking for a reference system.

      Or they don't read reviews. There are a staggering number of people who make completely uninformed purchases.

      Probably well meaning parents getting their kid or college student on in the hopes they will find a use for it (door stop, hold up plant, coaster, etc.)

      Some people will buy anything as a toy to tinker with.

      And then there's probably a few who genuinely want one because they think it will be an easy switch from their laptop.

      Considering the price, I don't even pay attention to it because I can build a decent desktop system and have enough left over to buy a Galaxy III

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    15. Re:The actual reason by future+assassin · · Score: 3, Funny

      they dont pretend to be a full computer. People who buy them know this isnt a computer replacement for real work,

      BS just look at all the hipster photographers trying to justify using their iPads as some sort of computer like image work flow tool and storage machine, meanwhile buying extra sd cards for dirt cheap gives you 100x more storage capacity then some 64gb tablet.

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    16. Re:The actual reason by SQLGuru · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Many here would say BitTorrent. Some here will say "digital copy". And a few others will say "my server does that for me".

      I don't need an optical drive on ALL of my machines....just one of them.....or an external drive that can be moved around as needed. (The Surface supports regular USB devices -- just like your laptop.)

    17. Re:The actual reason by Amouth · · Score: 2

      The Netbook market went from boom to flop because CPU manufactures didn't want to cannibalize their normal market and pulled production back, and the OS vendors didn't want to supply something light weight enough to be run on it. End the end to get something netbookish, that was current you where back to the cost of a low end laptop, so why bother? yes it went flop, but it wasn't because the consumers realized it didn't do what it wanted, but rather the suppliers realized people wanted it more than the higher margin items, and while they where making money, they where not making as much money.

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    18. Re:The actual reason by jon3k · · Score: 2

      I'm surprised, I actually assumed there would be at LEAST a million Microsoft fanboys who would buy one. I don't mean that in a derogatory way, there's Apple and Android fanboys too. I just thought the Microsoft faithful alone would push it well beyond the 1m mark. And I supposed it might still, given a little more time.

      Maybe everyone is holding out for the Surface Pro?

    19. Re:The actual reason by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm surprised, I actually assumed there would be at LEAST a million Microsoft fanboys who would buy one. I don't mean that in a derogatory way, there's Apple and Android fanboys too. I just thought the Microsoft faithful alone would push it well beyond the 1m mark. And I supposed it might still, given a little more time.

      Maybe everyone is holding out for the Surface Pro?

      I think the Microsoft Fanboy is a dying breed. Not simply because they've been burned a time or two, but because Microsoft is so incredibly late to this dance there's only so many wallflowers who haven't accepted iPad or Android in the interim and are now rather unwilling to jump ship for an unknown.

      Microsoft really needed to come out with a strong contender, but it's overpriced, new interface/behavior and then the boot dropped when the battery life of the Pro became its Achilles' heel.

      Ballmer must be done throwing chairs and is now moving on to throwing engineers around his office.

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    20. Re:The actual reason by OldSport · · Score: 2

      Don't forget that there are other makers of quality Windows RT tablets as well. I demo'd the Surface in Boston, was relatively impressed, and then saw the Asus VivoTab RT -- generally has the same specs, good battery life, and comes with a *free* keyboard dock that not only turns it into a laptop with proper tactile feedback on the keys, but adds another 8 hours to the battery life. All for the price of a Surface sans any accessories. Not a hard choice to make.

      Apple's got it nailed because they're not competing with other hardware vendors -- only they can produce the stuff that runs iOS. Microsoft is competing with its own OS customers, though -- naturally there's going to be some cannibalism going on.

    21. Re:The actual reason by rezalas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't believe they are selling poorly. They've sold around 1 million units, and they've only been out for around 1 month. It sounds great to say "less than 1 million units in a quarter!" but the truth is they haven't even been out for a quarter, not even half a quarter. But lucky for slashdot plenty of people are around to make accusations based on incomplete information and an extreme bias against a company that actually produces something (unlike most of the posters).

    22. Re:The actual reason by David_Hart · · Score: 2

      I think the actual biggest reason for this is people who wanted a tablet already got a different product from Samsung or Motorola or Apple and they're not going to spend all that money again just to switch. MS came into the game WAY too late.

      I agree. MS did enter the tablet arena late. But, if you remember, MS also entered the gaming console late as well. MS has the resources to stick with a product, even if it isn't initially successful. After all, look how they have stuck with the Windows Phone OS. MS isn't going to hold a fire sale any time soon. Besides, most people who are interested in a Windows tablet are holding out for the Pro version.

      Also we're at the verge of a netbook-caliber tablet crash where everyone realizes they all suck and stop buying them. They're too fragile, they don't have a DVD drive, they're harder to type on, the screen is tiny, they get dirty with fingerprints, they don't run 99% of software ever written, everything they do on it is designed to cost money, the browsers don't display pages correctly, the battery life is a lie, most don't have USB flash drive capabilities, they don't work with the majority of printers, and it's difficult to do meaningful work on them in any way shape or form. That's actually slightly more cons than netbooks and they went from boom to flop in approximately 2 years.

      I have to disagree with the though that tablets will suddenly become passe. What will happen is the surge in tablet sales will slow down as the market gets saturated. However, it will have nothing to do with how much they "suck".

      - Fragile: No more fragile than a cheap laptop

      - No DVD dive: Streaming and Downloadable movie rentals (Amazon, iTunes, etc.), apps, etc. Why do you need a DVD drive again?

      - High Cost: I agree here. A good Tablet (i.e. iPad, Asus TF700T, etc.) will cost as much as a good laptop. The cost of add-ons (case, USB adapter, extra charger) can add up to the cost of an Ultraportable. However, Apps are cheaper than Windows software... So, there are some tradeoffs. On the other hand, a cheap tablet for browsing the web and playing games is cheaper than the cheapest laptop and, in some ways, more functional.

      - Screen is tiny: The 7" screens are a bit small, but I see them as being used for reading, which requires a lighter device. The 10" screens works well and is about the right weight to carry and work with. My guess is the complaint here is that they are hard to read, but for that you have the pinch/zoom. The point is that the screen needs to be small enough to be portable. Saying it's too tiny is like buying a 60mpg car and expect it beat a Ferrari on the test track.

      - Fingerprints: Yes, a touchscreen will gather fingerprints. It is annoying at times. But most are designed to be easily cleaned with a micro-fiber cloth in 5 seconds or less. How hard is that?

      - Apps: Your right, they (Except for the upcoming Microsoft Surface Pro) will not run desktop apps. Then again, how many desktop apps are optimized for touch? Tablets are not meant as creation devices, they are consumption devices (reading, watching videos, surfing the web, etc.). That being said, give it time. Tablets have only been around for a few years. The apps will get better and more functional over time.

      - Browsers: I agree. About 60 to 70 percent of the web pages display properly. However, this is a function of the browser app itself, and not the tablet. Browser apps have improved a lot and will continue to improve. That being said, most major web sites have apps for accessing content on a tablet.

      - Battery Life a Lie: I can't disagree more. My thought is that you may have had experience with an older tablet. Most current tables will come close to the advertised battery life. Where consumers might be confused is the advertised battery life is based on web browsing, reading email, watching a couple of youtube videos, nothing too demanding. That being sai

  4. Raspberry Pi by doconnor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Sounds like the a tiny, caseless computer for hackers and wannabe hackers designed mostly by volunteers is going to outsell a flagship product from one of the most powerful companies in the world.

  5. Film at 11 ... by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft has no clue what users actually want, film at 11.

    When is Microsoft going to learn to make a truly consumer-oriented device other than the XBox? Not with support for Office (that takes up most of your space apparently), not with support for Outlook, but to do the things people are using other tablets for.

    Every time they release a product, the marketing is so heavily geared to Office/Outlook/Exchange I have to wonder if Microsoft is aware of the fact that loads of people use computers for things that don't involve their business applications.

    If your marketing is focused on how I can do spreadsheets and connect to my corporate Exchange server, then you have no idea of what it is I'd be looking to use this kind of device for. Because I don't want either of those features.

    It just always seems Microsoft is so focused on their business tools, that the result is too much focus on that. And it always seems like they launch a product after someone else has been successful with it, and then miss some of the attributes of the other product which make it successful in the first place.

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    1. Re:Film at 11 ... by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      They got the features right for what any enterprise would want it to do, they just don't get that consumers looking to blow $500 don't give a crap about productivity. their BOSS does.

      And what percentage of tablets have been purchased by consumers instead of companies? I'm betting it's a significant chunk, and probably the lion's share.

      Microsoft really needs to understand the spreadsheets and Exchange aren't what most consumers are looking to do.

      Those "I'm a PC I'm a Mac" ads had it pretty well nailed, it's not all about making TPS reports ... it's about fun and entertainment. And Microsoft keeps planting themselves firmly on the boring business stuff, when there's a huge market of people looking for these things for other purposes.

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  6. this and win8 enough to get rid of balmer? by Dan667 · · Score: 3, Funny

    at this point it may not matter. microsoft may already be mortally wounded like Motorola was a couple of years ago.

  7. FUD by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As much as I'd love to bash on Microsoft for a while, I must say that there seems to be some FUD floating around here. You have reviewers generally praising the hardware and the OS while at the same time advising readers to stay away because of the struggling App ecosystem. Good luck attracting developers that way.

    Seems to me that MS could drop the price to make it a loss-leader and watch them fly off the the shelves, if they wanted.

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    1. Re:FUD by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

      Well, considering that Surface RT is not backwards compatible, that sounds like good advice. I can't imagine all the confusion that will occur when your average consumer buys one and then realizes that they can't install their current Windows software. Then they go to the app store and realize that there may not be a suitable replacement. I think MS should not have named it Windows RT to avoid any confusion. This had the same ingredients as the Vista ready/capable fiasco.

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    2. Re:FUD by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's what they did with the Xbox division nearly a decade ago, and the division is still years from paying back the investment.

      Even Microsoft can't afford to float vast sums of money to buy market share forever, and what's more I doubt the investors will tolerate pissing billions away.

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    3. Re:FUD by tgd · · Score: 2

      As much as I'd love to bash on Microsoft for a while, I must say that there seems to be some FUD floating around here. You have reviewers generally praising the hardware and the OS while at the same time advising readers to stay away because of the struggling App ecosystem. Good luck attracting developers that way.

      Seems to me that MS could drop the price to make it a loss-leader and watch them fly off the the shelves, if they wanted.

      There's both FUD and just plain stupidity.

      The Surface is available online -- where no one can touch it before buying -- and in about 30 Microsoft stores. Nowhere else. The bizarre thing is that anyone would've expected huge sales numbers. You basically have 30 places people can actually touch one before buying it. I'd also bet 99% of the people who will reply in this thread will have never laid a finger on one, either.

      These posts are just as ignorant as the (exactly opposite of reality) "ZOMG Windows8 isn't selling" posts that have happened a few times in the last few weeks on here. People think a device with deliberately limited retail availability is a failure for not selling as much as devices you can buy at Best Buy, just like people don't seem to get that PC sales don't matter a squat to Microsoft. If 40 million people upgrade to Win8 instead of buying a new computer, that hurts Dell and HP, not Microsoft.

      IMO, its the stupidification of the media and the consumers of the media. Just as Fox learned it can make any shit up it wants and its rabid followers will shut their brains off and eat it up, so have places like Slashdot.

    4. Re:FUD by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      The Xbox division started turning a profit. That is not the same thing as paying back the huge amounts of money thrown at it.

      And let us never forget the ions thrown at MSN/Live/Bing

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  8. Side note... by Shoten · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As a refugee from HP, I have to say that I derive immense joy from the "at least they did better than HP" comment in this story. EXCELLENT! (And yes, I'm hugely into schadenfreude.) Now, I just have to wait a bit before I hit "preview" because it seems that any post that comes before all others is somehow considered inherently suspect, and gets modded down. (I suspect that if Einstein had posted E=MC^2 that way, it would have been modded "Troll," even if it were directly applicable to the topic being discussed.)

    But yes...it does seem like this is the Zune all over again. Late to compete against a mature product that defines a market space, and by most accounts inferior to that main competitor...only the Zune was actually price-competitive if I recall correctly. At least with Windows Mobile, they've had multiple products to unsuccesfully compete against over the years...Palm, then Blackberry, then the iPhone.

    Okay, it's been 5 minutes...someone MUST have posted SOMETHING by now...(hits 'Preview')

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  9. The Problem by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Most Honest reviews of the surface are actually pretty positive. I think the main problem is that it's $650 by the time you add the touch cover. And most of the reviews say you need the Type cover to get a really good experience, which is even more expensive. For the price you can get a decent ultrabook that runs all your old windows programs, and is about the same size. Only thing missing is touch, which although nice, isn't a must-have feature. Most people are probably awaiting the Surface Pro, if they are thinking of buying a surface at all, because then you can run all your old Windows Software. If you can't run your old software, you could just get an iPad or a Nexus 7/10.

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    1. Re:The Problem by NIK282000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am one of the holdouts for the Pro but I did get my hands on the ARM version a few weeks ago at the only bloody MS Surface booth in Ontario. In the 5min I was holding it I managed to find everything I was looking for and didn't have any hiccups in responsiveness or performance. It is a shame that they are so late to the game but I don't think windows vista/7 would have worked as well in a tablet situation.
       
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  10. Confusing the market by DigitAl56K · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The fact that after so many years of backwards-compatible Windows versions they launched their first tablet device with a desktop environment that wouldn't run anything other than Office was a huge "wtf" to me. So now in the first few months of it's life Microsoft have polluted the Surface brand as the little tablet that couldn't. I thought the Pro might still stand a chance in the face of this until I read the 64Gb edition would cost $900 and have a 4hr battery life. Ultrabooks, despite being slightly larger, seem to be much more capable for the same price. I don't know what Microsoft was thinking. They p'd off their hardware partners to launch this?

  11. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Informative

    Then you're not paying attention. Most of the reviews I've seen say the OS is fine and Metro/Modern works okay for a tablet, it can be frustrating to use without a touchscreen on a desktop. So while Win 8 will probably work on older hardware, it might be best to wait to get it when consumers can get hardware with touch.

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  12. not on anybody's christmas list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can get a Nobel Peace prize for "not being George W Bush", but apparently people aren't standing in line to buy "not an iPad".

  13. Why is this a surprise? by Missing.Matter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Surface has very limited geographic and retail distribution. It seems to me this is Microsoft's effort not to step on OEM partner shoes, who will be selling in Walmart, Best Buy, etc.

  14. RT/8/Pro by solidtransient · · Score: 2

    It doesn't help that they confused everybody with Win RT vs Win 8 as well as the fact that they told everybody that a better Surface (Pro) was coming a few months later.

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  15. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Tridus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Who cares?

    The only review that matters in the end is what the market thinks. The market doesn't seem to be buying. Saying "the professional reviewers liked it!" is loser talk.

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  16. Couldn't have anything to do with the price, eh? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2

    Whatever dimwit argued that the Surface needed that "perception of value" should be fired, after being publicly humiliated and dressed like a duck while giving an apologetic speech on national TV. As a $249 loss leader distributed through Wal-Mart, it would have succeeded and at least gotten significant share while more expensive, un-lame versions with better displays, 4G, and so on. Microsoft can't compete on quality with Apple. What's left is either price, or a significant value add (e.g. free Verizon phone service for a year or free unlimited internet via some national hotspot company). Instead, they want.... more money. It's as if the effort was *intended* to fail.

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  17. Business Only with Consumer Spillover by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Anyone looking at Microsoft mobile solutions as a consumer product is looking at them wrong. These toys are meant to keep Microsoft relevant in the mobile business space. Write once, run Microsoft. Businesses don't need to hire ancillary dev teams to write their ancillary mobile apps they can utilize in-house talent and existing code bases. Even LOBs are going to be able to spill over into the mobile space since they won't be shackled to orange shield implementations that scare the CSOs. If businesses adopt Microsoft mobiles the hope is that consumers--used to their work devices--will find the familiarity attractive enough to stick with the brand.

    Time will tell if the strategy pays off. The ability to use C#/XAML and avoid the costs and penalties of HTML5/JavaScript is a very attractive proposition for businesses.

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  18. Re:Told by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    for a site with highly libertarian users who are all about personal privacy and internet freedom, it's weird how often you see slashdotters ripping on anonymous users *only* because they're posting anonymously.

    - ac, lol

  19. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by mr1911 · · Score: 2

    I've yet to see a complaint about the slate tablets, other than the app store for it not being matured.

    While that may be true, I have also not seen any review that said the Microsoft tablet is superior to the iPad or Android offerings. The reviews usually sound like "the Surface is OK, but since there is no cost benefit, I'd get an iPad".

    That is Microsoft's problem -- a me too product with no compelling advantage.

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  20. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by mr1911 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You act like people gravitate toward superior products, as opposed to the product with superior marketing.

    You seem to think there is a differentiation between the two. If an inferior product reaches critical market mass through superior marketing, that mass often makes it the superior choice.

    Betamax was superior to VHS, but the players were multiples of cost and the content was lacking. Although Betamax was superior for the engineer, VHS was superior for the consumer.

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  21. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Sir_Sri · · Score: 2

    Surfance specifically though is expensive, and there's no obvious reason why you'd want it. Windows 8 is horrid. Everyone I know who has installed it has been desperate to get rid of it, 16 year old tech savvy kids, 16 year old technically inept kids, their 40 year old parents, computer scientists, IT people, physicists, fine arts grad, game, developers and designers.

    Surface itself, the hardware, is probably OK, but it's worthless without a slate suited OS, and that isn't windows 7. So you have to spend a lot of money on hardware, with software that you won't really like, and importantly, given the negative reception, I would presume windows 9 will behave very differently from 8, but I have no idea how differently, and that's the problem. What would you be buying into with Surface? Is this a dead product before it goes anywhere? Will it support windows 9? You'd hope, but then after the WP7, WP8 thing I'd be skeptical.

    Until the 3rd party guys really get into the game it's hard to see where this is going, and I wouldn't be surprised if they're holding onto what they have until MS has to admit Surface as a failure before they do their thing. Corporate politics and all that.

  22. Re:Fire Sale? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2

    That's not a bad idea - I think I like it!

    Of course, Microsoft would probably do all they could to hinder the release of drivers to make full use of the hardware on Linux, or Android.

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  23. Re:Fire Sale? by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I doubt they do it, for a few reasons:

    * They're allegedly "all in" with the thing. They know that the Surface Pro (the one which can run 'actual' windows programs) won't sell much more than any other Windows tablet has since 2001, so if they're going to do tablets, the RT is pretty much it.

    * They went out of their way to totally screw up the UI in Windows 8 just to accommodate tablets. They risked enterprise acceptance, long-time customer expectations, and more... just for tablets. This reinforces the first point, but also means that if they fail, it'll be a damned hard time explaining why they would eventually put the UI back (not marketing mind, but Ballmer's own political reasons, since he and the recently-departed Sinofsky put so much of their reputations into the damned thing.)

    * They didn't sell the remaining Kin or Zune units at fire-sale prices, did they? (I'm honestly not 100% certain, but I believe they did not).

    Finally, HP did it because they really weren't all that invested in the things - that is, HP didn't bet the company on a tablet paradigm. Microsoft however appears to be doing just that.

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  24. The real reason why netbooks cratered by fuzznutz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Microsoft dealt netbooks the death blow with their "reference platform" for Windows Starter Edition. You couldn't have more than 2GB of memory with only 1GB installed and still get the super duper netbook discount for Windows. You couldn't have a screen larger than 10.2". Only single core CPUs were allowed. This stagnated the netbook market at the same time when full sized laptop prices were dropping and hardware was improving while people shifted away from desktops.

    Why would anyone buy a crippled netbook for $250-$300 over a cheap laptop with a real version of Windows, optical drive, multicore processor for $300 - $350? The weight and battery life weren't worth the drawbacks for $50. I was shopping for a netbook for my daughter to take to school during this time and opted to get a laptop instead.

    Microsoft disrupted the natural market with their license demands in an attempt to kill Linux on netbooks. Unfortunately for them, the iPad shifted the market for low power computing out of their sphere of influence.

  25. That isn't sarcasm by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You have obviously not used Windows lately, or any other Microsoft product if you say such abjectly ignorant things. You may laugh, but those of us who have to support Microsoft products know the truth, and how wrong you are. Microsoft-level quality products are indeed expensive, and for good reason too, do you have any idea how much it costs to support this crap? How hard it is to keep up and running? Clean it up after the latest security breach? Preventing breaches is a fools errand, give it up.

    All this costs money, lots and lots of money. Initial purchase price may be low compared to everything but FOSS, but that is only the beginning. If you calculate TCO, you will see exactly how expensive this poorly coded pile of outdated security holes really is. It ain't cheap.

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    1. Re:That isn't sarcasm by H0p313ss · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Poorly coded crap? Most code off GitHub beats WCF and other Microsoft-branded abominations like it any day.

      Four or five years ago I would have agreed with you, but Microsoft turned a corner after Vista, Win 7 is hands down the best end-user desktop operating system I have ever used, and I know dozens of professional geeks who agree.

      That said, I'm glad that there's so much competition right now, it forces everyone to improve. When I look at operating systems and the commercial market I'm always trying to think five to ten years down the road. Not at what comes next, but what comes after that. Given the rate of change in OSX, IOS, Win7, Win8, Gnome (in all its versions and varants) and KDE (Plasma looks sexy...) and the metoric rise of handheld and tablet computing I'm actually pretty excited about what computers will look like in five to ten years.

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  26. Re:Told by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

    Thankfully we're not all the same, and the "highly libertarian" types are a vocal extremist minority.

    All AC means is that readers can't match up one statement from an AC from another. People never know if they are discussing with the same person, of different people. And that can be annoying.

    It has nothing to do with keeping their personal privacy, because of course the majority of the people that post using an account use a pseudonym.

  27. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by rtfa-troll · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's not the party line, citizen.

    Actually; it seems to be pretty much the party line. Every time we get any discussion of the various Windows 8 components someone pipes up and says "have you tried it", "if you saw the real thing" etc. etc. Every analyst house has completely overestimated the success of Windows phone 7 and Windows 8 in every way. In the same time when Tommi Ahonen was able to give accurate Windows Phone market share forecasts. Have a look at a almost any review; They say "it's great but the price is too high"

    Microsoft should have charged $300, not $600 for the Surface (businessinsider.com)

    "The problem is these things are priced way too high. Look at the history of tablet products priced above the iPad. Not pretty," he said today in a phone interview. (IDC)

    "Microsoft needs hack a third off Surface RT prices and widen distribution to give the fondleslab a fighting chance to compete," [Forbes]

    Look at the difference between an Android tablet priced for $300 and an Android for $600. One of them is a great value device with real compromises to bring it down to price and the other is a really great no questions device. You can't write a review which says "it's great but it's only worth half it's price". What you mean is "it's crap for the price and they should cut the price to a level where it's worth the money". The entire media is running scared of naming the pile of garbage that is Surface. Have a look at how carefully they never criticize the low resolution of surface; They always prefix with some Microsoft marketing statement; for example extreme tech writes:

    Microsoft was at pains to point out that the Surface RT's low resolution (1366×768) doesn't necessarily mean

    etc. etc.

    Try to find one of the mainstream reviews which mentions that the surfaces resolution, at 148 PPI, is worse than almost any modern tablet. As a point of reference; the iPad has 264 PPI, the Nexus 7 has 216 PPI and the iPad mini has 163 PPI. The Google Nexus 10 with a 300 PPI screen is a completely different league. With a screen like that the correct price for a Surface is in fact around $250. You would have to go back to the very original iPad screen to find an Apple product with a lower resolution screen. The same thing repeats with mention of the terrible user interface experience - always gently skipped over or we are told "you can get used to it fast". Again with the app store, almost every review completely ignores the quality of the apps ported from iOS.

    Have a look on any site with "consumer reviews". You will probably find more positive reviews than there are people outside Microsoft with tablets, and any review which reads as if someone actually used the product will be voted down out of visibility.

    I think that the great thing is that consumers have finally realised that there is a Microsoft party line; have realised that that line is everywhere and that they are choosing to ignore it.

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  28. Re:"mortally wounded" Microsoft by symbolset · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apparently they have the monopoly on stuff we don't want any more.

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  29. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by temcat · · Score: 2

    You seem to think there is a differentiation between the two.

    This. A *product* - something made to sell - cannot be separated from its marketing. A widget may be technically extremely good at many things and yet fail as a product because its good qualities are not relevant enough to the consumers or poorly communicated to them, or the process of buying is inconvenient - or for myriad other reasons related to marketing.

  30. Re:Fire Sale? by nateman1352 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually there was a bit of a fire sale on the Kin.

    The Kin ONE went from $50 to $30 after a month. The Kin TWO went from $100 to $50 at the same time. The devices where then discontinued shortly after.

    Verizon then sent the remaining unsold units back to Microsoft. After a year, that same inventory of unsold devices emerged with a firmware update that turned them into feature phones, named the Kin ONEm and the Kin TWOm.

  31. Re:I haven't read a bad review of it by Nerdfest · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Someone was complaining the other day about some of us pointing out the very obvious Microsoft shills, but there is quite obviously a very concerted effort by Microsoft to pump up their credibility and to diminish that of their competitors. It would be quite entertaining if someone were to expose it as they did with the FaceBook attempts.

  32. Not a Surprise by lilfields · · Score: 2

    You can only buy the device in about 80 stores NATIONWIDE or on Microsoft Store's website, no shit it's sales are low. Put it in Wal-Mart, Best Buy, etc and it would probably triple sales. That's not say 3 Million is an impressive number, but it's just common sense that most people just don't know it exists.