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McAfee Is Doing a Live Broadcast Tonight

paysonwelch writes "John McAfee, famed antivirus software pioneer and human rights advocate, today announced that he will host a news conference to ask the world for its protection against the Government of Belize. On his official blog, whoismcafee.com, Mr. McAfee has accused the Belize government of widespread corruption. Because of this, Mr. McAfee feels that he will be in grave danger if he were to be returned to there."

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  1. ...and nobody came. by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously, how long are we going to keep feeding this poor nutcase's attention habit?

    1. Re:...and nobody came. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Three, four more weeks, till some interesting football games come up.

    2. Re:...and nobody came. by noh8rz9 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think we should put mcafee and assange in a cage match and see who comes out victorious.

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    3. Re:...and nobody came. by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      My money is on the women that hold the round number cards.

    4. Re:...and nobody came. by PNutts · · Score: 2

      Seriously, how long are we going to keep feeding this poor nutcase's attention habit?

      When he stops acting like Charlie Sheen giving Britney Spears a piggyback ride.

    5. Re:...and nobody came. by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      Not if the accusations on McAfee and Assange turn out to be true.

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  2. Human rights advocate? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    John McAfee, famed antivirus software pioneer and human rights advocate...

    I would have worded that slightly differently. Maybe something like this:

    John McAfee, famed antivirus software pioneer, paranoiac, hedonistic designer drug addict, possible crack head, and guy with a really bad dye job...

    Yes... Maybe something like that.

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    1. Re:Human rights advocate? by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 2

      You took the words right out of my mouth. Since when is John McAfee a human rights activist? Smells WAY more to me like the guy is a totally out of control ego on a short road to hell. It wouldn't surprise me ONE BIT if he DID piss someone off in Belize. He's exactly 'that guy' that will push something until someone pushes back and then its all the rest of the world's fucking fault because heaven forbid someone inconvenienced the asshole or didn't give him what he wanted. People like this tend to get squashed like bugs. Especially in some backwater little place like Belize where the difference between the law and what some official decides is going to be convenient to be the law today you asshole are not real different.

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  3. Re:I don't know about the man... by mrmaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wonderful person?! Do a quick google search about some of the interviews he has given or about WHY he moved to Belize. He's not fighting corruption. He's fighting for his ego.

  4. thought experiment by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wouldn't it be funny if this McAfee guy was telling the truth?

    Just because you're weird doesn't mean you're a liar. I'm not saying he's not cuckoo, but stranger things have happened than what McAfee is asserting happened to him.

    I just hope he doesn't get hurt and doesn't hurt anyone. And I hope he's merely delusional.

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    1. Re:thought experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Living in a corrupt country myself for the last 6 years, I'm inclined to believe at least some of what he says. Growing up in a western country it's very hard to understand how corrupted a place can be without spending significant time there.

    2. Re:thought experiment by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This. The rule of law is a very ephemeral thing in much of the world, and you can sit there whining about your rights for as long as it takes you to be dragged out into a back alley and ended. That doesn't mean McAfee is innocent, but I'm a big fan of the "until proven guilty" part of that picture myself.

    3. Re:thought experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is amazing how little people understand about the way the world works outside of the major countries. To me Mcaffe's fear seems totally reasonable. The guy can be a bit weird at times, but that doesn't make him guilty.

  5. Also, the sky is blue, and water is wet by Gothmolly · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A Central American government with widespread corruption? Say it isn't so !

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  6. must-see TV by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm going to pitch a reality show to the networks starring McAfee, Julian Assange and Kim Dotcom.

    The Larry, Moe and Curly of Internet head cases. And each week they travel the world to interview other Internet head cases that are simultaneously heroes and repulsive. Hilarity and pie fights ensue.

    The opening credits are their three faces, arranged side by side in the manner of the famous opening for Three Stooges episodes. Or maybe dress them up like D'Artagnan, Porthos and Aramis. Or Groucho, Harpo and Chico.

    Tell me you wouldn't watch those three lovable knuckleheads get into trouble and adventure. Get some woman to play a Margaret Dumont type character and you've really got a hit on your hands.

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    1. Re:must-see TV by Nyder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm going to pitch a reality show to the networks starring McAfee, Julian Assange and Kim Dotcom.

      The Larry, Moe and Curly of Internet head cases. ...

      While I can understand calling McAfee a head case, not sure what Julian or Kim have done to be called that.

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    2. Re:must-see TV by macraig · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... interview other Internet head cases that are simultaneously heroes and repulsive.

      I presume their first guest will be Richard Stallman?

  7. systems running mcafee are in grave danger of runn by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    systems running mcafee are in grave danger of ruining slow or crashing.

  8. Paying USA taxes looking pretty good now, eh John? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    How's dodging taxes working out for you? USA due process seems pretty good now, right? Maybe even USA jails.

    You know what, fuck you. You didn't want to be here. So fine, you get to stay there, wherever it is. Fuck you.

  9. In for a penny, in for a pound. by westlake · · Score: 2

    Mr. McAfee has accused the Belize government of widespread corruption.

    Says the sixty-seven year old guy who bought an off-shore island retreat for himself, seven barely-of-age sexual playmates, and the chance to fry his brain, and perhaps those of the girls as well, with an unlimited supply of home-brewed psychoactive drugs.

    The guy who escaped to a country

  10. Re:The guy has sex with underage girls by bonehead · · Score: 3, Insightful

    founder of awful antivirus

    Actually, it used to be really good antivirus software.

    Of course, the dominant PC operating system at that time was MS-DOS 3.3, but still, it used to be pretty good.

  11. Re:Intel by bonehead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The damage it is doing to the McAfee brand must be significant.

    Surely it can't compete with the damage to the brand that's been caused by the software, can it?

  12. You Hypocrites! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny

    "McAfee's an egomaniacal, drug-addled degenerate! Let me ignore this please! I have to entertain myself with tales of honorable serial-killers!"

    I'm pretty sure that there isn't one of you, who'd not give his right-nut, for just ONE of John McAfee's weekends...

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    1. Re:You Hypocrites! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm pretty sure that there isn't one of you, who'd not give his right-nut, for just ONE of John McAfee's weekends...

      Dude, I wouldn't take a lifetime with a succession of sexually appealing women while driving fast cars and drinking Tequila for one hour of his time.

      And that's even assuming that the former option wouldn't be shorter, which it would be for some folks.

  13. Re:The guy has sex with underage girls by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Interesting

    17 is not underage in most of the world.

  14. Re:Yeah, I'll get right on that by ArhcAngel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Was blown away by Dexter tonight.

    Good! Whatever you did I'm sure you deserved to get blown away by Dexter...

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  15. Re:I don't know about the man... by MisterSquid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Following the advice of someone upthread, I googled why McAffee moved to Belize and came up with "Four hours with John McAffee" by Adam Thomson, a lively and entertaining read.

    The article tells the story of McAffee's education, flight from school, and nearly accidental entrepreneurship and helped me to understand what there is to admire about him, especially given all that I knew about him was that the software bearing his name seems to be reviled by anyone with a technological clue and that he seems to be involved in some kind of chicanery that led to the execution of his neighbor.

    On of my favorite parts of the article is its last paragraph, which seems to reveal McAffee has a sense of (ironic) perspective somewhere in among the fantasies occupying his mind:

    We took some pictures, shook hands and said our farewells. There was just one more question, though: “Do you have McAfee antivirus on your computer?” He looked at me and put down his cigarette. “I take it off,” he said. “It’s too annoying.”

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  16. Irony by asmkm22 · · Score: 3

    I find it kind of funny how a guy that left America to avoid paying taxes is now hoping to get back in due to (as he claims) being framed for a murder after not paying bribes to the government. Oh, so now you want to pay taxes and get my sympathy? Nice.

    1. Re:Irony by BeanThere · · Score: 2

      ??? You do realize that under US taxation law, US citizens are required to pay taxes on income earned globally wherever they are in the world? You can go live in the most remote spot in Antarctica and you are still required to pay your taxes on every cent you earn.

    2. Re:Irony by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 2

      I don't believe that's correct; if you are a US citizen, live outside the US and work outside the US, you are still liable to pay US taxes. Now, there is a fairly generous exclusion you can claim that, for most people, will completely nullify their tax obligation. But if you earn enough money (for 2011, the amount was US$92,900), you will still be liable for taxes on the marginal amount above the exclusion.

      It's called the Foreign Earned Income Exclusion.

  17. Re:The guy has sex with underage girls by stephanruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The guy has sex with underage girls

    Not that same BS again about Samantha being underage.

    As much as some of you are repulsed by the idea of a 66 years old man with a 20 years old younger woman, that doesn't make her remotely underage.

  18. Re:I don't know about the man... by neverwhere9 · · Score: 2

    I didn't have to look far. Just back a few pages. Bing search, too, if that makes much difference.

  19. Why isn't he trying to be sent to the US? by rollingcalf · · Score: 2

    Guatemala wants to deport him to Belize, but he is a US citizen. Instead of trying to stay in Guatemala, I would think he has a better chance of convincing them to return him to the US (at his expense, due to the greater distance compared to Belize) than of being allowed to stay in Guatemala.

    But I see no sign that he's trying to go back to the US. Did he surrender his US citizenship?

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  20. Re:I don't know about the man... by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just tried Bing, but by the time I got to around page 20 (skipping every 4-5 pages), I was given a captcha trying to get me to type some bullshit hard-to-read gibberish in to verify I'm not a machine. Fuck that shit, and I'll pass on using Bing in the future. Nice try, Microsoft. Not only did I still not find anything relevant, I was unable to skip through the search results to actually find something of interest without being bothered and accused of being a malicious computer.

    "We know you want to get back to searching, and we want to help you do that.
    We ask that you view the characters in the following picture and enter them in the box below."

    Sure they want to help me get back to searching. Goodbye, Bing. You've helped immensely at reminding me that there are better search engines out there, where even if I still can't find something relevant for a particular query, at least their sites don't actively get in the way and prevent you from viewing the results.

  21. Uh-huh. by Arancaytar · · Score: 2

    He's not a murderer and methcook. He's just a victim of circumstance and government conspiracy just like Hans fucking Reiser.

    Who edits this crap?

  22. Why do you think he has any say? by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Guatemala wants to deport him to Belize, but he is a US citizen.

    Right here you know something fishy is up.

    Guatemala has no extradition treaty with Belize. The fact that he is an American citizen means that automatically, that is where he should be sent when deported, he has no say in the matter since he has entered the country illegally.

    Being deported to Belize means someone, or many someones are being paid off by Belize.

    Unfortunately for McAffee, he's been deemed wacky enough that the U.S. government seems unlikely to try and help him, even though he'll probably be killed if sent to Belize.

    Fortunately for McAffee, he has a lot of money (apparently). The delay you see in deportation is probably the attempt to get him to out-bid Belize.

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    1. Re:Why do you think he has any say? by jonbryce · · Score: 2

      He is being deported because he is in Guatemala illegally, not because Belize wants him, so extradition treaties aren't relevant here.

      If US border patrols see someone crossing the border from Mexico illegally, I guess they send them straight back. They don't check their passport first, or if they do check their passport, it is to confirm that the crossing was illegal, not to determine where to send them back to.

  23. Re:I don't know about the man... by BeanThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I did a "quick google search" and I still don't get it - it looks like he was trying to develop new forms of antibiotics, which could help cure disease - is that evil? He bought some property and sold it again? Is that evil? Should I do a slow Google search rather, or are you perhaps just going to provide us some direct links?

  24. Re:The guy has sex with underage girls by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 2

    I'm 34 and to be honest the idea of having sex with anyone under the age of about 22 is getting creepier and more unappealing with each year that goes by. I think I went off the idea of sleeping with 17 year olds when I was about 20. Should I to expect some kind of mid-life crisis related reversion around 50 r something? How much older are you talking about?

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  25. Hate is strong here by Dunge · · Score: 2

    I only find comments about people hating him without any legit reason, just like Assange. Come on, they are trying to help the population against the business-controlled government who try to take control over everything, let's help them please.

  26. BAZINGA! (also, delete Win32...) by Thud457 · · Score: 2

    Seriously, is slashdot getting paid to post this retarded shit about a delusional, obscure loser?

    He hasn't done anything of note in years, and when he was an actual tech person he made shitty software.

    I'm sorry, are you talking about McAfee or RMS?

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  27. Re:Paying USA taxes looking pretty good now, eh Jo by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 2

    So when it's Belize or some other central-American country it's corruption, but if it's the United States we're talking about it's "problems?" Just little pesky problems? That sounds like pure hypocrisy to me. If you really want to play the dictionary game, could they not be called "problems" in Belize as well--perhaps just bigger ones?

    That sounds to me like the same reasoning people have when they whine when someone calls other people who are mentally retarded "retarded", and then request that everyone refers to them as being "slow," "special," "challenged" or some other--dare I say it--retarded word. It's the same damn thing, just different wording, purposely more neutral and less negative in connotation, or even pointlessly positive in some cases. All to change the perception.

    Just because corruption is not as bad here doesn't mean that it does not exist.

    For your murder/jaywalking comparison, though I'm not talking about either one here, the United States government considers many relatively harmless, petty things as "crimes" with severe criminal penalties. People get punished hardcore for stupid shit every day here in the U.S. in ways that make their actual "crimes" seem as pathetic as jaywalking. Jails and prisons are meant to keep dangerous people away from society where they cannot harm people, yet with the current laws people are held imprisoned for things that are completely harmless. One famous case in point? Tommy Chong. Time in the slammer with potentially actual dangerous people for being involved in selling glass pipes. People harmed? Zero. Last I heard, no one was beat to death with a fucking bong.