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Humans Have Been Eating Cheese For At Least 7,500 Years

An anonymous reader writes "Researchers have found conclusive evidence for the first time that humans have been making cheese since the 6th millennium BC."

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  1. Wow. by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thanks. That question has been keeping me up nights.

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    1. Re:Wow. by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 4, Funny

      It kept early man up too, but that's because the cheese gave them nightmares.

    2. Re:Wow. by anagama · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thanks. I had thought slashdot a place for people who had an interest in the world and science. Glad I've been disabused of that notion.

      Soooo, what's your favorite episode of Jersey Shore?

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    3. Re:Wow. by Holladon · · Score: 5, Funny

      What are you, some kind of anti-cheesite?

      Talking about cheese is ALWAYS appropriate, in ANY context, and EATING cheese is even more appropriate. Anyone who says otherwise is an unrepetant philistine utterly lacking in taste and sophistication.

      Good DAY.

    4. Re:Wow. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

      Except if it is toe-cheese. ;-)

    5. Re:Wow. by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      Welllll, I freely admit I'm not the most brilliant of conversationalists, but I'm pretty sure there's a fairly wide range of topics that aren't cheese or puerile reality shows.

      But if you want to talk about how Jersey Shore could be merged with Final Destination, I might be interested.

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    6. Re:Wow. by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      "Processed cheese" is not cheese. I think it's a petroleum product.

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  2. And cutting the cheese by colin_faber · · Score: 5, Funny

    for many many eons. :)

  3. Ob... by mrsquid0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Blessed are the cheese makers.

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    1. Re:Ob... by oneiros27 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products

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    2. Re:Ob... by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh I wouldn't be surprised if some day they trip over a cave in the middle of nowhere and find proto-writing that dates a hell of a lot farther back. The problem is what was most likely used was red ochre which was the first easily gathered pigment. We know this because we have found red ochre dust in ancient graves. Problem is that red ochre chips and flakes off quite easily so if you want writing to last thousands of years that ain't the stuff to be using for the paint.

      But you can take a little kid, barely able to walk and talk, hand him some finger paints and he is gonna start drawing showing that the creative spark to express is about as natural as breathing to the human animal. Since all proto-writing started off as crude shapes that represented real world objects that simply got more abstract as time went on and it was used more then if humans have a natural desire to create and express it is logical to think they would have started as soon as they had paint. Even the cave drawings we have found seem to be depicting stories, such as hunts or great battles, so who is to say there isn't some cave we haven't found yet with the first primitive writing going back long before when we thought it started?

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    3. Re:Ob... by timeOday · · Score: 3, Interesting
      You just reminded me of a relevant anecdote about cave paintings:

      The work of other artists didn't often reduce Pablo Picasso to a state of utter humility, but that's exactly what happened just after World War II, when he was mucking about in a cave in southwestern France. This wasn't just any cave, however -- its walls were festooned with striking pictures of horses and bulls that date from the Ice Age, all rendered with exquisite sophistication and symbolic force. Upon exiting the cave, an awed Picasso declared, "We have learned nothing in twelve thousand years."

    4. Re:Ob... by somersault · · Score: 5, Funny

      This bit is pretty funny

      The art in this cave -- called Lascaux, the Sistine Chapel of cave art -- and in many others that dot parts of France and Spain deservedly ranks with the greatest masterworks of Western art. Yet these paintings have provoked as much vexed speculation as they have wonder and awe: What was their purpose? Why are there so many pictures of animals? The painters had many colors at their disposal, but why do black and red dominate? Why are there no pictures of sky, moon or trees? What are the strange geometric signs found in many of the caves? Why are there few images of people? Just what does it all mean? Such questions have kept generations of scholars and archaeologists busy trying to find a definitive if ever elusive explanation.

      Just imagine if in 6000 years all they can find of our current generation is a memes site. Why are there all these images of cats? Why is the same image repeated so many time with different symbols over the top? Why are the animations all in 16 colours rather than a 32bit colour palette?

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    5. Re:Ob... by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      Its actually quite simple if one thinks about it. Red ochre was plentiful and black can be made with the carbon from any fire, so there ya go. I'm sure the other colors were much harder to gather and were a bigger pain to deal with so they were most likely only used for very special things, such as painting the corpse of a fallen king. After all this is why royalty back in the middle ages had royal blue and purple, those dyes were very hard to make so only royalty could afford to buy it, simple as that.

      But if your greens and blues costs 3 slaves an ounce you sure as hell ain't gonna waste it painting on a wall, are ya?

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  4. ...well, that explains a few things by MindPrison · · Score: 2

    ...that people back in those days actually believed that the moon was one BIG ball of cheese
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moon_is_made_of_green_cheese

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  5. I keep thinking about milking the first cow... by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny

    People must have looked on and though, "What they heck is he/she doing there?!? Oh my!"

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    1. Re:I keep thinking about milking the first cow... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      People must have looked on and though, "What they heck is he/she doing there?!? Oh my!"

      Oh, come on, that was a cheesy joke.

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    2. Re:I keep thinking about milking the first cow... by N0Man74 · · Score: 4, Funny

      People must have looked on and though, "What they heck is he/she doing there?!? Oh my!"

      Oh, come on, that was a cheesy joke.

      Are you intolerant of lactose humor?

    3. Re:I keep thinking about milking the first cow... by abarrow · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've always wondered how to first guy to drink milk from a cow was able to get the second guy to do it.

    4. Re:I keep thinking about milking the first cow... by X0563511 · · Score: 2

      It probably wasn't a cow. Anyways, why not? Our own offspring would have been nursing, not to mention any other mammals observed.

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    5. Re:I keep thinking about milking the first cow... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      It probably wasn't a cow.

      You may be right, but I personally think that the idea of it being a bull is too creepy to consider.

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  6. Cheese by Ossifer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Cheese is made from milk.

  7. Hovmästarsås by KiloByte · · Score: 2

    Try to put a sauce named "hovmästarsås" on your cheese. So good it becomes hard to eat cheese without it. Those ignorant Swedes waste it entirely on salmon (hence its second name, "gravlaxsås") which is a profanation. Can be often bought in IKEAs, or made on your own.

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  8. Re:Yes, because cheese is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This may come as a shock to you, but some of us find our history interesting and want to learn something other than the difference between the GPL 2.0 and GPL 3.0 or how much skin some "genius" chews off his foot in public places. This is interesting because it represented a huge leap forward for humans. It meant a greater variety of food sources were available which makes eating a much more stable proposition. It also meant that people could start making longer term plans.

    When those sorts of things happen the result is time to pursue things like "knowledge" and a greater understanding of the world around us. The reason that dweebs like us are free to enrich ourselves (i.e. browse pr0n on the web) is because it takes fewer people to produce the food that we eat. Obtaining sustenance is kinda high up on the list of priorities and is something everybody either does or thinks about multiple times per day.

    So yeah, this is kind of big news. This is a case where the information is in the main stream media because it is interesting for us as well as for the normals. Rather than complain that other people are interested in nerdy shit we should be happy that other people still have enough of a sense of curiosity to learn about this instead of simply trying to reach for the remote why spilling their cheetos all over themselves as they try to turn to the cartoon channel to get away from intesmegmalectual crap like this.

    Oh yeah, and next time you see something that is not interesting to you, you might want to try not complaining about it rather than trying to belittle anyone around you who might find it interesting. You know, kinda like the assholes who are always scoffing at your interest in the latest developments in the Python code base and how it impacts the postgrsql connector class.

  9. Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    +1 Insightful.

  10. Re:Cheese is spoiled milk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Fermentation is not the same thing as spoiling.

  11. Re:Cheese is spoiled milk by demonlapin · · Score: 2

    You've never heard of aged beef?

  12. No, by Andy+Prough · · Score: 2, Funny

    it gave the guy that walked behind him nightmares.

  13. Yes there is Chinese cheese. by Andy+Prough · · Score: 2

    There are many different minority groups in China. Groups such as the Mongols have made cheese for thousands of years. The majority Han population make and use cheese, but it seems to be more of an imported idea from other cultures.

    1. Re:Yes there is Chinese cheese. by geekoid · · Score: 2

      No, there is very little cheese. Not a lot of Diary in the history of China, that's why 95% are lactose intolerant.

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  14. To eat cheese is to be human. by goodmanj · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Making and eating cheese, beer, and bread define what it is to be fully human. Any dirty ape can go club a mammoth and bring it back to its den, but to domesticate two different kinds of creatures (a mammal and a bacterium, or a grass and a yeast) and use one to rot the other and come out with something even tastier than the original? That requires massive intelligence, communication, tool use, planning, and social structure.

    (PS: if any modern cultures exist that don't eat cheese, beer, or bread, I don't mean to imply that they're not fully human. Their current environment might not have the resources to do these things, but you can bet their ancestors knew how.)

    1. Re:To eat cheese is to be human. by Holladon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (PS: if any modern cultures exist that don't eat cheese, beer, or bread, I don't mean to imply that they're not fully human.

      Maybe not, but with no cheese, no bread, and no beer, WHAT IS THE DAMN POINT.

    2. Re:To eat cheese is to be human. by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Informative

      All the lactose intolerant people I know can eat hard cheeses because the levels or lacose are reduced by the fermentation process. This doesn't apply to softer cheeses (especially mozzarella), so pizza is out, but swiss on a subway sandwich is fine..

    3. Re:To eat cheese is to be human. by Too+Much+Noise · · Score: 4, Informative

      Lactose intolerant people can digest cheese just fine (for the most part). Milk lactose is largely drained with the liquid in the process of curdling, so cheese has little lactose left. That's likely why people used cheese before having developed lactose tolerance - because they discovered it was safe to digest.

  15. Re:Yes, because cheese is.. by N0Man74 · · Score: 2

    I remember seeing a scientific magazine discussing the history and chemistry of bread and beer, and how it was unclear which came first in history or whether or not one helped lead to the other.

    That article was 20 years ago, and it is probably only one of 3 articles I can even remember specifically from the history of that magazine.

    The interests of "nerds" are varied, and honestly I think you are an idiot and don't really understand "nerd" culture (no pun intended) if you are so narrow-minded that you think that the history of cheese isn't something that would not be interesting to a significant number of nerds.

  16. We've eaten cheese a lot longer than that by puppetman · · Score: 2

    The stomach of a young mammal naturally turns milk into curds and when. It solidifies the milk so that it digests more slowly, and the young mammal gets more out of it. Our ancestors turned breast milk into a primitive cheese, in their stomachs.

    When a baby spits up milk, think about what it looks like - it's curds. Our ability to make curds from milk disappears about the same time our so-called milk-teeth start falling out.

    As a result, to make cheese, you need the stomach lining of a young mammal to turn your milk to curds. Old mammals have lost the ability.

  17. Re:Obvious geek question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wikipedia knows not all. According to this history, a flat bread baked with cheese on top goes back as far as the 6th century BC and the "modern" pizza goes back as far as the early 1500s.

  18. Re:I need new glasses. by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I worked at a cheese shop when I was in University and we sold cheese from all over the world. I always thought it odd that there was no cheese from China. There's Cheese from India, the middle east, europe, south america. Just about everywhere. I can't recall any cheese coming from the far east, and I've never seen cheese a chinese restaurant (except the big buffet ones that server everything from french fries to kraft dinner to General Tao's chicken to tripe) I don't recall any cheese from Africa either. I wonder why some cultures developed cheese while others didn't. Why, even if they hadn't invented it on their own, why they didn't start making it once the cultures mixed.

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  19. Re:aka by Holladon · · Score: 2

    Hey! See that thing over there with the legs? Let's make stuff from the stuff that comes out of it.

    This is technically descriptive of the male contribution to sexual reproduction.

  20. Re:Obvious geek question, answered by WebManWalking · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It was prophesied somewhere in the first 6 books of the Aeneid that Aeneas and his men would someday be so hungry, they would eat their plates.

    Somewhere in the second 6 books, there came a time, after a battle or something, when they had broken all their dinnerware. Someone had the idea to flatten out some dough, put the food on top of it and cook them all together, baking the bread and cooking the food at the same time. While they were eating, Aeneas' son Iulus said hey look everybody, we're eating our plates! Most thought it was just a joke and laughed, but the elders didn't laugh. They were amazed and recognized it as the fulfillment of prophesy made before Iulus was born.

    So when you're in Italy and you hear of some restaurant claiming to have invented pizza in medieval times, be sure to ask them, really? How was it that Virgil was able to discuss something that your restaurant hadn't invented yet? Or something similarly snarky.

  21. Re:I need new glasses. by fremsley471 · · Score: 2

    Two big shocks on entering American food/drink culture coming from the UK. A big one was how much a bar != a pub. But bigger was for a nation who consumes so much food, how can its cheese be this bad? 300 million people, surely there's room for a few hundred local decent cheeses? Are there any excellent and widely available varieties?

  22. Rather quickly by Kergan · · Score: 2

    Pretty much every culture has its version of the pancake, and has had it or variations of it for millennia. Pancakes in its various iterations is one of the oldest recipes out there (sorry I couldn't find the reference off two minutes of googling, but it's basically contemporary with agriculture itself if memory serves). Thus, you can be pretty sure someone tried pancakes with cheese in an oh-so-unmodern way. It's not exactly pizza, but it's pretty close.

  23. Re:I need new glasses. by fremsley471 · · Score: 2

    First visit was 20 years ago, San Fran and various towns and cities around. Monterey Jack was the most daring on casual display. We found some peppery cheddar in a shop in Sonoma that was interesting, but it reminded us of fruit beers- different taste to the bland, but adding things to the mix ain't the answer.

    We spent 3 months in the US a couple of years back, across about 8 states. So not just checking out the airport transit store cracker-toppings. Instead of shouting at me, CONVENIENCE, FFS, answer the question. What is a good and widely available cheese now? Something with bite, texture, maybe even mould.

  24. Re:Cheese by idontgno · · Score: 2

    The phrase "fist cheese" is completely nonsensical by any literal reading, and yet evokes such images of horror and disgust that I am searching around right now for my mind bleach.

    Thank you. Thank you very much.

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  25. Not in China by fufufang · · Score: 2

    You don't actually see any cheese in China, unless you go to posh restaurant which provides foreign food.

  26. Re:Yes, because cheese is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not only a greater variety food but cheese has a number of qualities that make it useful and as you said a leap forward. It keeps well, it's high energy food for its volume and weight*, it's a way to preserve excess milk for later and it tastes good. Pretty valuable stuff I'd say.

    * Which makes it good take along food for traveling.
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  27. Re:Cheese by rishistar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cheese is made from milk.

    Unless it's Edam, which is made backwards....

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  28. Future digital archeologist has bad day.... by rts008 · · Score: 3

    I'm more enamored with the imagined scenario when they encounter goatse, inadvertently rickroll themselves, then, stumbling away in terror, falling into the pits of 4chan, crawling out of that, only to fall of the cliff into youtube comments.

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