IBM Predicts the Next 5 Years of Computing
SternisheFan writes "Shaun McGlaun of Slashgear writes: IBM has offered up its annual list of five innovations that will change our lives within five years. IBM calls the list the 'IBM 5 in 5.' The list covers innovations that IBM believes that the potential change the way people work, live, and interact over the next five years. The five innovations IBM lists this year include touch, sight, hearing, taste, and smell. "
I wouldn't trust these people to predict what they were having for lunch today.
Past predictions from IBM have shown that IBM does NOT have any special insight into how the unwritten future will play out...
Who wouldn't want to carry around a miniature chemical analysis lab? On the other hand, if the phone starts transmitting smell, that would be bad. Just think about the applications for goatse alone.
-- Two men say they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong. - Dire Straits
If you look at their own website, their past predictions seem to have come up short! Sounds like a very good job a guess work!
Sadly, because it's from IBM, folks will listen and accordingly provide airtime for what I call a very good marketing job. Go IBM!!
Dammit, I want a flying car, NOT #@&% smellavision!
Okay, I'll watch (sniff?) your smellavision if you put it in my flying car, deal?
Table-ized A.I.
So, IBM's bold futurists predict that sensors and haptic feedback systems that already exist today will become better in 5 years, and some sort of vaguely-referenced-but-woven-through-all-the-predictions 'deep learning' algorithm that we'll lease from IBM will make something magic happen?
Jesus Golgotha-poledancing Christ, the future just isn't what it used to be...
I predict that IBM will utterly fail to accurately predict anything within the next 5 years
I only hope they don't claim that there will only be a market for 5 computers again as there founder said way back when..
We will be lucky if we make any advancement at all in the next 5 years.
-- By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
If you're going to make up dates to attach to made-up (or at least taken out of context) quotes, try to make them at least plausible. IBM introduced the 650 in 1953, and sold 450 of them the first year (2000 total sales when it was withdrawn in 1962).
The IBM 701 (their first 'commercial' computer) was announced in 1952. Watson visited 20 potential customers, and when he returned he said "we expected to get orders for 5 machines - we got 18".
There is no evidence he ever said what you quoted.
IBM will continue to layoff US workers in record numbers, without making any official announcements of layoffs. IBM will continue to exploit cheap labor in India. Until Indian IT workers start making a living wage. Then IBM will abandon the Indian sub continent for Africa, the final frontier for cheap labor. Once the African labor market can no longer be exploited IBM will cease to exist because of their stubborn refusal to pay anyone a living wage. Anyone except executives of course who will continue to receive enormous bonuses. Fuck you Ginny.
...of making such predictions.
IBM's only prediction that has worked out for them is that "we will continue to sell outdated mainframes and hugely profitable service contracts because businesses have such an entrenched ecosystem of software that they can't dig their way out of it in 5 or even 10 years."
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
1) IBM Rational ClearCase will continue to stink
2) ClearCase users will develop blindness as a result of continued exposure
to the eye-sore that is the clearcase-ui
3) ClearCase will create a new disease in the enterprise called CC-Shingles
as it infects every application that touches it with needless process steps
4) Cubicle neighbors of CC-users will soon be donning noise-cancelling ear-muffs to block
out the loud cursing of the ClearCase users around them
5) ClearCase market share will continue to dwindle below its already measly 2 % market share
as more and more workplaces find CC to be the most dis-tasteful source control product ever.
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