Scientists Make Fish Grow "Hands" In Experiment Revealing How Fins Became Limbs
An anonymous reader writes "While fossils have long shown that limbs evolved from fins, scientists have shown live in the laboratory how the transition may have happened. Researchers said that the new study published in the journal Developmental Cell offers evidence revealing that the development of hands and feet occurred through the acquisition of new DNA elements capable of activating specific genes."
The fish think it's very wrong, but they can't just find where to lay a finger...
New fish applaud scientist for hands...
The scientist would give them noses, they'd have something to do on those interminable waits between feedings.
Now the Pythons will need to change the FISH scene in "The Meaning of Life" (ala George Lucas) and have the fish in the tank shaking hands.
"Of course, we haven't been able to grow hands," Casares told New Scientists
Masturbation will still be dicey, but the kissing gouramis are now hugging and kissing gouramis. My work is done!/p?
God made these scientists with his own two fins so that we would recognize the potential of our water-breathing brothers. Fish have always been seen as low forms of life but now it's time to balance the scales.
Yay, god!!!
So, the hand genes were just sitting around, waiting to be 'activated' by specific DNA?
I think that means that either Intelligent Design is real or we don't have really good terminology to describe what actually happened.
Hoxd13 Contribution? Sounds like a Hoax
I've been waiting for you to give sharks opposable thumbs...
"I don't want more choice, I just want nicer things!"
-Jennifer Saunders as Edina Monsoon
The head-mounted ones worked just fine for both the sharks and the Predators...
I for one, welcome our tool using piscine overlords.
Was there a thunderstorm raging outside when this experiment was conducted?
This just seems like the kind of experiment that would be conducted with a thunderstorm raging outside.
Just saying...
If the code for hands was just siting around waiting to be activated. What code is sitting around in us waiting to be activated? Is it possible to activate it ourselves through our thoughts and actions or only through many generations of humanity bringing forth their expression? I'm not sure if this supports or denies intelligent design. I do think this shows that all life is much more closely related then any of us realize.
This just in: Fish learning to jack off.
You are welcome on my lawn.
Have gnu, will travel.
When we used to do experiments like that at the lab we would get death threats from the religious crazies.
The only death threat I got was in college doing research on skewing the sex ratio in horses toward females. I was surprised a few people got so wrapped around the axle by that, doesn't seem like any big deal, even in hindsight.
Not like making fish grow hands or anything.
That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
Did they have fins? Useless "hands" + no fins = dead fish.
Lawyers...
Nothing is enough for whom enough is too little - Confucius
But birds with arms is where it's at.
Yum.
Quite a jump to make a string of organic material attached to a fish and claim that it somehow is the way fish developed legs. If I pump a fish full of air and it farts, is that the explanation I can use for my flatulence; "It's evolution!"
One ring to bind them - should probably have more fiber and less rings in their diet.
...they can play scales.
One ring to bind them - should probably have more fiber and less rings in their diet.
.....lab grown FISH FINGERS! (how did it take this long for a fish finger joke to appear?)
Honestly though, how big an achievement is this, really? Fish be growing, like, 2 heads and shit up around Idaho.
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
There is little that shows how the organelles, or the difference in DNA came to be.
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
Scientists have long known that consumption of (sufficient quantities of) Koskenkorva can make Finns become legless.
Although strangely, when in this state, we tend to call them "our 4-legged friends" as they tumble off the ferry. So maybe they were gaining two legs after all.
Also FatPhil on SoylentNews, id 863
TFA:
"Of course, we haven't been able to grow hands," Casares told New Scientists
Read more at http://www.medicaldaily.com/articles/13545/20121217/scientists-make-fish-grow-hands-experiment.htm#3malsWejISVWX0hh.99
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This has to be one the worst, sensationalistic, bulls#!t headlines I've ever seen. The article quotes one the experimenters as saying "Of course, we haven't been able to grow hands,".
They're just trying to take credit for naturally evolved fish with hands found in the ocean at Fukushima.
Next thing you know, they'll try to take credit for creating Godzilla too.
Shameful...
Regarding "code reuse", a perfect creator wouldn't need to worry about abstractions and "generic" libraries: he/she/it would make each item with what it needs and only what it needs. Abstractions are largely to help save human developers time and effort under our limited abilities, not to streamline the code-base.
Then again, "omnipotent" and "perfect" are not necessarily the same thing. Maybe "God" is a Linux admin-like being running us a simulation/emulation. He/he/it has omnipotent power from our perspective because he can change or delete any parts of the simulation that he wants. But this doesn't necessarily make him "perfect". He may make mistakes or be sloppy in some areas.
(Don't tell him I said that, otherwise he may click on my "cancer" check-box or something.)
Table-ized A.I.
one says to the other, "I need a hand finishing my ale here". The other says, "Well, Bud, I would fetch a scientist to help you grow arms, but I'm afraid you'd drink like a fish."
Table-ized A.I.
Wake me up when they can make humans grow fins, ...or better yet, gills.
A "hand" is not a hand. The fish developed autopods instead of fins, which according to TFA are precursors to hands and feet.
captain birdseye what have you done you monster
sag
So this story is interesting:
1. Scientists create mutants
2. Mutants die
3. Scientists are happy about their discovery.
What about this is NEWs?
It's a miracle! A miracle? The Scientists are a very naughty boy.
Gently reply
... it doesn't preclude evolution, it just doesn't serve to prove it. It does, however, prove intelligent design though. It's funny how most tests of evolutionary theory require reverse engineering and excitation that is clearly intelligent design, and not random mutation.