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Steve Jobs' Yacht Impounded In Amsterdam

SchrodingerZ writes "The Venus, Steve Jobs' custom-made mega yacht, (valued at 137.5 million dollars), has been impounded in Amsterdam. Philippe Starck, the boat's main designer, had The Venus impounded by debt collectors, after supposedly Starck and his company, Ubik, were paid only 6 million of the 9-million-euro commission. Roelant Klaassen, a lawyer for Ubik, released in a statement that 'These guys [Jobs and Starck] trusted each other, so there wasn't a very detailed contract.' 'The Venus is a floating ode to both Jobs and Starck's minimalist aesthetic. Made entirely out of aluminum, with 40-foot-long floor-to-ceiling windows lining the passenger compartment and seven 27-inch iMacs making up the command center.' The ship was unofficially unveiled in late October, a year after Jobs' death. It now sits dormant in the Port of Amsterdam, until the payment dispute is resolved."

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  1. "Valued"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Valued at 137.5 M$"?

    Ahem...

    I gather that's what Jobs paid for it, but if his heirs were to put that ugly-ass, unseaworthy monstrosity up for sale, something tells me it would fetch a lot less.

    1. Re:"Valued"? by bkmoore · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Valued at 137.5 M$"?....something tells me it would fetch a lot less.

      Yes, but it was machined from a single block of Aluminum.

    2. Re:"Valued"? by gfody · · Score: 5, Funny

      Look at this: http://www.onemorething.nl/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Schermafbeelding-2012-10-27-om-13.57.16.png Jobs would've dropped dead at the site of the imac cables coming out of those ikea cabinets and duct taped to the floor.

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    3. Re:"Valued"? by Plunky · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A ship? Fek - unless they run the damned thing aground first, it WILL have to weather a storm someday.

      You speak of storms, sir, yet you also speak of destroyers.. note that the military ships you speak of will be standing on station, or going places that are a bit out of the way for various reasons (training perhaps, to ensure that the crew can take the worst of the weather when they need to)

      But perhaps you don't have a grasp of the leisure aspect especially of the superyacht set? Those boats, like warships, can also travel at 40kts and have access to satellite images, wave height data and very good weather forecasting. They don't need to be anywhere near bad weather and indeed they usually run away when a violent storm approaches. They don't need to demonstrate how tough they are, and the people who own them really just like to lounge around in calm conditions in the sun. They can cross oceans in the calmest conditions, dodging around the worst weather and they usually do. The focus of design of such a yacht is not to endure terrible weather while carrying goods halfway around the world, nor to blockade a port in all weathers. The focus is that the owner is noticed, and envied for their wealth. That this boat is ugly is neither here nor there, it was custom built for 137 MILLION dollars and everybody knows it. The point was that people would look and say Oooh, that belongs to Steve Jobs, I can only dream I could be rich like him.

    4. Re:"Valued"? by DeBaas · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sure in a storm Steve would reroute all power to the reality distortion field and it would be all Sunny and a flat sea for them.

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    5. Re:"Valued"? by MrNemesis · · Score: 5, Funny

      What makes you think those windows aren't made of inch-thick transparent aluminium? People inside will have a whale of a time, even in a storm.

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    6. Re:"Valued"? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 5, Informative

      You ASSume that because you've read the same or similar objections elsewhere, that I copy pasted my post? First, re-read my post, and point out where I mentioned wind, at all, please.

      Maybe you would care to take a closer look at the Adams class destroyers I served aboard. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_F._Adams_class_destroyer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:USS_Charles_F_Adams_(DDG-2)_underway_c1973.jpg
      Look at the photo, top right side of the page. Just aft of mount 51 (the big gun) and below the flying bridge. solidly welded to the main weather deck, you can see what we call a "break". It's purpose is to break the waves coming over the bow, so that they don't sweep men off the weather decks further aft. That structure is a solid piece of aluminum. Quite solidly welded at the bottom, and all the way up the side. As I recall, that structure was 3/4 inch thick.

      You mention windows withstanding wind stronger than a ship has to withstand at sea. Your ignorance is two fold. Winds at sea are every bit as strong as they are anywhere above land. But - the wind is not the big deal. IT'S THE WATER!!!

      When tens of thousands of tons of water tower over top of you, then come slamming down on your ship, then you begin to understand the power of the sea.

      Look at that break again. We had ours, on the port side, ripped off one night in the North Atlantic. It was late at night, we heard one tremendous "BOOM" when we were hit by an especially large wave, then a hellacious "SCREEEECH" as the metal tore away. Luckily, the superstructure was not breached, or we would have had flooded spaces to deal with quickly, or we would have died.

      Now, go look at your skyscrapers again. Tell me how often the Empire State building has crashed into more tons of water than you can possibly measure.

      Maybe you'd like to revisit some of the tsunami damage done in the Pacific ocean a couple of years ago. How many skyscrapers withstood a 40 foot wall of water crashing into it at 30 knots or more?

      Minor forces, you say? You are a complete and utter fool, who had better never go to sea. A minor force is what you are working with, mentally.

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    7. Re:"Valued"? by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Look at the photo, top right side of the page. Just aft of mount 51 (the big gun) and below the flying bridge

      Now I know how people feel when I tell them to look at the component next to the capacitor next to the socket.

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  2. Obligatory joke post by WWJohnBrowningDo · · Score: 5, Funny

    It now sits dormant in the Port of Amsterdam

    And here I thought it would require a proprietary port.

  3. Re:News for nerds? Stuff that matters? by drkim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its inner hull is made of titanium and it can dive to 3000 feet.

    Any ship can dive to 3000 feet.
    It's not drowning everyone and coming back to the surface that's the hard part...

  4. The Legacy Lives On! by VortexCortex · · Score: 5, Funny

    paid only 6 million of the 9-million

    Clearly, they were holding it wrong.