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HP Cuts Workforce By 5%, Looks To Probe GM Hires

dcblogs writes "Hewlett-Packard's reduced its workforce last year by 17,800 employees, more than half-way to its restructuring goal. But some key IT workers left unexpectedly and have taken jobs with HP customer, General Motors. GM, which outsourced its IT for years to EDS, announced plans last year to in-source its IT. HP acquired EDS in 2008. On Nov. 30, 18 employees of HP's Global Information Technology Organization in Austin 'resigned en masse and without notice' and 'immediately began working for General Motors in Austin in GM's new IT Innovation Center,' according to court papers. HP is asking the court for approval to depose some of the exiting workers to determine whether employment contracts were violated. 'HP expects that additional resignations will follow as the departed employees will likely seek to build out their teams by filling in with subordinate employees from HP,' the company said."

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  1. oh the hp way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It used to be 'treat employees with respect'. Now it seems to be more like 'be such a crappy place to work that people leave, then sue them...'

  2. So.... by Andy+Prough · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..."you can't leave unless WE fire you". Nice way to build loyalty!

    1. Re:So.... by jhoegl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sadly the probably signed an agreement to not do what they did, even though HP was public about their intentions.
      But Fuck HP for going after them.

    2. Re:So.... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nah, it's not about loyalty. HP saw that workers ended up with a positive outcome, and reflexively concluded that it must have been illegal. Refer to legal department, sue. Workers are never allowed a positive outcome, this is how you know you're doing business correctly. Business as taught in school, of course.

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    3. Re:So.... by LordLucless · · Score: 3

      No, it's "you can't leave without notice", and it generally works both ways (although I don't know what HPs contracts are like, specifically).

      It's the trade-off between "at will" and contract employment. "At Will" employees can leave without notice, but can also be fired the same way. In general, workers with a contract cannot be fired without notice (or wages in lieu of notice), but must also give notice before they leave.

      Wanting to be able to resign without notice, but also requiring your employer to give you notice before getting rid of you, is wanting to have your cake and eat it too.

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    4. Re:So.... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0

      I have zero respect for any two-weeks notice thing, unless an actual contract was signed. And, I do not mean a coerced "contract", either. "Well, Bob, I think you have the job. If you'll just sign all these forms, you're hired!" That is coercion.

      The boss always has the right to fire you or lay you off without notice. Likewise, I always have the right to call in, and tell them that I've quit. Doesn't much matter what a million bosses have all agreed to, there is nothing binding on the worker.

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    5. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never heard this in any of my compsci or mba classes & if I had I would have made a complaint to school officials.

      The sad part is most ppl in management positions at these larger/middle-aged tech companies don't have much business knowledge or any sort of formal training in business or ethics however what they do have is extensive "experience" for which people mistake for wisdom, character and intelligence.

    6. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Workers are never allowed a positive outcome, this is how you know you're doing business correctly. Business as taught in school, of course.

      I went to a state university with one of the best business schools in the country, and I was never taught anything even remotely consistent with that. It's bad business.

    7. Re:So.... by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

      You have a point, but I will say that 2 weeks is a nice way to do it if you don't want to burn the bridge. Call it professional curtousy if the experience up to that point wasn't negative (remember, many of us leave not because we hate our current employer but because we seek something new or bigger).

      But yes, if your employer has been horrible and the bridge is on fire already then yes there is no true obligation.

    8. Re:So.... by undeadbill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      HP should be so lucky that these people left instead of, say, unionizing. Of course, they could be compelled to return, in which case unionizing might be their only recourse. Texas is a pretty messed up state for worker rights, and you can literally sign away your right to work in that state as part of an employment agreement, and it would be legally enforced there.

      My own Texas employment experience, which was thankfully brief (under two weeks)- A 'very large travel company' from TX acquired a startup I worked for in CA, and tried to get me to sign agreements that literally sold away all previous, current, and future intellectual property rights to the new company in perpetuity. They also wanted me to give them the right to know everything about my past, my political affiliations past and present, and to have their approval to become politically involved in anything in the future. They also wanted me to agree not to work in my industry again if I left employment, even if they fired me. Apparently, this is all legal in TX, where courts have already decided that ANY agreement between employer and employee is legal and binding, and that there is no concept of duress or pressure to sign. None of that is legal in CA. I walked out because I refused to sign, they refused to negotiate, and then they made noises about suing me for having been employed without signing their agreement. Ultimately, they screwed up my ISO shares six ways from Sunday as a way of getting back at me.

      My experience was an eye opener to how many states operate, and it made me very thankful to be in a state where employees can't be forced to sign away their rights in exchange for employment.

    9. Re:So.... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd like to respectfully disagree about insulting HP for this. When you're trimming a department, you sometimes have contractual obligations that require you to retain _some_ of the department or group, to support existing services. When they all leave en masse, it can put a very large hole in your infrastructure: when someone leaving poaches from their former group, it's usually a contract violation, written into the contract _precisely_ to protect assets a company has invested in and built up over time.

      I've been involved, numerous times, in cleaning up after that kind of loss of personnel. The loss of institutional knowledge can be devastating: there may be no one left who knows _why_ things were done certain ways, and it can really endanger ongoing services and other contracts to lose that much of a key department without some kind of plan. And while I can't speak for HP, there are few things as devastating to the surviving remnant, who may believe in what they do or may really need the job to feed their families and keep medical insurance, when the "elite few" depart and leave them holding the undocumented remnants of their work.

      And if I ever do a departure interview with one such departing member of a horde who says "there is no documentation, just read the code!" I'm going to warn the staff who organize bids for my company that our hourly rates need to double, and explain why.

    10. Re:So.... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Strange how business school graduates exhibit this activity, while others unexposed to this culture still cling to ancient habits like "keeping one's word".

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    11. Re:So.... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      So, we were talking about HP and suddenly we get an Aesop about how California is morally superior to Texas? Conclusion: unions are great. Is this performance art or paid shilling?

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    12. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      So why hire people in a 'Right to Work' State if they cannot leave 'at will'. HP certainly thinks that they can fire staff at will...

    13. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.
      HP is trying to fend off the vultures. This leads to unpleasantness for everyone. It would be nice if they found a pleasant way to resolve this. They _should_ work to do so. But the death of HP will hurt many more people than this will.

    14. Re:So.... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Assuming there is a contract. Not everyone signs an agreement saying that they can not leave for a certain period of time. If they discover that they need to retain people (most of whom will not have that contract) then they will need to start offering incentives to key people to stay with the company for some period of time (ie, a bigger severance package as compensation for being last in line getting a new job later).

    15. Re:So.... by devleopard · · Score: 1

      This is all a bit surprising. Texas is a right to work state. (I'm a lifelong Texan, and never seen anything remotely resembling what you described)

      Large travel company: Only one I can think of is Travelocity/Sabre in Ft. Worth.

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    16. Re:So.... by doug · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bah. I have no sympathy for HP. I've never worked at HP, but I've been at plenty of places where most/all of the corporate history was lost. It is unpleasant, but you get over it. If this is an especially critical position, then HP should have used golden handcuffs to keep a few key people in place. If your employer treats you well, you usually stay put. If you are worried that you're going to get the axe, you jump ship. This is a basic truth, and if HP's management spent more time focused on its employees and less on the shareholders they would know this. Management should keep employees from having a conflict of interest. Yes, it might cost more in the short run, but it avoids situations like this. Too many people in management focus exclusively on the business side of things, and forget that people are involved. Unfortunately this is not unikque to HP.

    17. Re:So.... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      You know employers all sing and dance how it is freedom to right to work and fire at will. These same guys then get all pissed off when you leave and whine how unfair it is! Worse, I do not get a 2 weeks notice.

      Most of it goes ... hmmm lets set him up so we can fire him in secret. Document everything but do not email this conversation ever happened. Wait for I.T. to show up, then make up a meeting out of nowhere while IT quickly disables the account on a friday. Then hands a box and says GET OUT.

      But if we want to leave ... oh no it has to be 2 weeks and why are you such a dick for leaving it will take a month to fill this!! I paid over $35,000 a year coding and only required 10 years experience etc.

      It is hyppcritical and one way as the employer always has the bargaining power. But if I owened a business you bet your ass I would want a right to fire whoever and forever reason if I am a small business as one bad employee could cost me everything.

    18. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      "Hey, it's business. Nothing personal." What's good for the goose is good for the gander. If HP doesn't want mass resignations to occur, it should think about treating its workers better and slashing executive compensation. HP is grossly overpaying incompetent executives who are actually destroying the company with their poor management of the company.

    19. Re:So.... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Informative

      Texas is a right to work state.

      Right to work simply means that employers are forbidden from signing contracts with unions that say they will only hire members of the union. That's it. You might be thinking of "employment at will" which means employer can fire and the employee can quit without notice or cause unless the employment contract says otherwise - but all 50 states are like that, Texas is not special in that way.

      As for specifics of employment contracts - like non-competes and such, that varies from state to state and Texas is a lot less protective of employees than a state like California (which, for example, practically forbids non-competes except in extreme cases, like a golden parachute equal to the salary for the duration of the non-compete).

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    20. Re:So.... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So why hire people in a 'Right to Work' State if they cannot leave 'at will'. HP certainly thinks that they can fire staff at will...

      Because only the will of the nobility counts. The peasants are not supposed to have any will of their own, and must be punished harshly whenever they show signs of developing such a trait.

      Honestly, I'm amazed that anyone is still even asking such a question.

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    21. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I've been involved, numerous times, in cleaning up after that kind of loss of personnel. The loss of institutional knowledge can be devastating: there may be no one left who knows _why_ things were done certain ways, and it can really endanger ongoing services and other contracts to lose that much of a key department without some kind of plan.

      Yes, well isnt' that too bad for HP, or whoever. This is why you pay employees what they are worth to you if they decide to leave. And guess what, employees respond to uncertainty with their feet. The best employees can always find new jobs, and never will have to worry about going hungry. But the best employees also want to leave on their own terms. You cannot, as a company, expect to "trim" here and there, and not have a negative effect on your best staff.

      In your previous situation, the employer weighed the possibility of a "devastating" loss of knowledge against the costs of retaining their employees without whom they would devastated. They gambled, and lost. These larger companies think they are the masters of the universe, but it's not true. They live in a world where intellectual capital has inflows and outflows, just like actual capital.

    22. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In point of fact, Texas is an At-Will employment state without even an implied contract exception. Most of the time, that means you're getting both barrels from the employer, but in this case, I think we should all join in a cheering round of 'Fuck HP'

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At-will_employment#Implied_contract_exceptions

    23. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      TX is an at-will state. No reason or notice needed. As for contracts, that is up to the courts to decide what is actually legal in there. HP can claim all it wants but if their contract violates state laws it's void.

    24. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think that you may be overstating your ability to sign away your employment rights in TX. In any state, all such contracts must be made in "consideration" for something - you must get something in return for anything you give up.

      Once you are hired, or retained, they will have a hard time enforcing any contract which did not come with a tangible benefit when it adds restrictions. If your boss rolls by a few weeks after you are hired with a stack of non-competes, chances are, they are worthless unless signing the documents gets you a cash bonus, a promotion, more salary, better vacation policy, or something tangible benefit. If it's just "sign these, it's routine", they are not valid contracts. In general, this is true across all contract law. There must be a bona fide "meeting of the minds", plus "consideration" for both parties.

      Secondly, in all cases, the employer must be protecting valid business secrets, and not just making a naked restraint of trade. Meaning, the employer must have a legitimate reason to prevent you, specifically, from competing with them. If the purpose is simply to clear out potential future competition, it is probably unenforceable.

      Finally, in all cases, the employer must attach the non-compete to another agreement which is enforceable, i.e., an employment contract. For "at will" employee, who is not under any contract, there is nothing to attach such agreement to, and as such, any "naked" instrument is probably illegal.

      The real truth is that most of these documents that employees are asked to sign as a matter of course are not enforceable. Some are, but in those cases, the employee has (1) an employment contract, (2) been given access to actual trade secrets, and (3) is integral to the operation of a business engaged in work related to an actual trade secret. Even in Texas.

      None of this is to say that the employer can't make your life very unpleasant. Especially if you out on your own to start a new competing business. My own two cents is that if you are moving between employers that compete directly, make known your concerns to your new employer, and get a written guarantee of (1) legal support up to a large dollar amount and (2) indemnification against judgement.

    25. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're making the assumption they'd even grant an exit interview.

    26. Re:So.... by undeadbill · · Score: 1

      Ok, so you want it terse. Presuming you read the article. 1) No. Hardly. 2)Conclusion: Those IT folks down in Austin are gunna git screwed so bad that they might unionize out of spite if GM doesn't go to the mat for them. 3)None of the above. If I wanted to do that, I would have written it in Perl, with a single comment lauding my benefactor. ;)

    27. Re:So.... by undeadbill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That, and most people never really read their hiring agreements or workplace policies. Not every company is like HP or the one I used as an example, but as an employee, you can be over a barrel if you don't have other options lined up in a state that doesn't have a lot of protections. Mostly, what I wrote was for the benefit of people who either don't have to sign these kinds of agreements or those who would never be bound to them so they can understand just how screwed those HP employees may be right now. Not a lot of Californians really understand how employment agreements factor in choosing where to live. Texas, Arizona, Washington State, FL, NY all have much more limited employee protections than CA in regards to hiring contracts.

      As far as Texas goes, I have nothing against it. It's a friendly state, and I've liked visiting there. I have friends out there, they work for good companies that don't consider their staff chattel, and would consider Austin as a place to relocate if I were running my own business.

    28. Re:So.... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Then give the key staff big raises. Keep them around with money, not lawyers.

    29. Re:So.... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Of course, they could be compelled to return, in which case unionizing might be their only recourse.

      No they can't. But they can be compelled to not work for a certain other company depending on their anti-competition clauses. Also you give unions too much credit for their power. Unionising is probably the least smart thing to do on a company that is downsizing. It just makes it easier to select and eliminate the trouble makers.

    30. Re:So.... by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      I've never signed a contract saying I couldn't leave for any period of time. None of the agreements I had with Siemens, Motorola, and AT&T, in New York, Illinois, Ohio or Washington - worked for AT&T in two different places - respectively, had any such clauses. Of course, it was considered "impolite" if you left without adequate notice, but either one of us was free to leave at any moment. Of course, as you point out, if you leave before vesting, your company-contributed 401K contributions were gone, so there's motivation to stay for at least as long as it took to become vested.

    31. Re:So.... by CodeBuster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd like to respectfully disagree about insulting HP for this.

      The management at HP has failed both the stockholders and the workers. They aren't worthy of respect.

      When you're trimming a department, you sometimes have contractual obligations that require you to retain _some_ of the department or group, to support existing services.

      That's not my problem, you deal with it.

      When they all leave en masse, it can put a very large hole in your infrastructure

      Well cry me a river.

      when someone leaving poaches from their former group, it's usually a contract violation, written into the contract _precisely_ to protect assets a company has invested in and built up over time.

      That's a load of bull. What part of "employment at will" don't you understand? The laws in "at will" states are very clear on this point: either party can terminate the agreement at any time without reason or prior notice. The corporations themselves have long since dispensed with any nonsense illusions of "loyalty" and so we workers have learned to be ruthless too. It's their fault that there's no loyalty anymore, so I say turnabout's fair play, "contract" (which is unenforceable anyway) be damned.

      I've been involved, numerous times, in cleaning up after that kind of loss of personnel. The loss of institutional knowledge can be devastating

      Maybe the company should have considered that before they went to war with their employees.

      there may be no one left who knows _why_ things were done certain ways, and it can really endanger ongoing services and other contracts to lose that much of a key department without some kind of plan.

      You mean somebody moved your cheese?

      there are few things as devastating to the surviving remnant, who may believe in what they do or may really need the job to feed their families and keep medical insurance

      These days it's every man for himself and his family. Make no apologies for that and have no illusions of "loyalty". The corporations look out for numero uno, so must we.

      when the "elite few" depart and leave them holding the undocumented remnants of their work.

      A perfect opportunity to rewrite everything the "right" way. If the company cannot afford to do that, then maybe it shouldn't continue operating (and likely won't anyway).

      And if I ever do a departure interview with one such departing member of a horde who says "there is no documentation, just read the code!" I'm going to warn the staff who organize bids for my company that our hourly rates need to double, and explain why.

      I never do exit interviews, nothing good ever comes of them.

    32. Re:So.... by evil_aaronm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't disagree with you, but perhaps it has less to do with the curriculum and more to do with the sociopaths that figure business grad school is their ticket to high-profile, high-paying positions.

    33. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Workers are never allowed a positive outcome, this is how you know you're doing business correctly. Business as taught in school, of course.

      I went to a state university with one of the best business schools in the country, and I was never taught anything even remotely consistent with that. It's bad business.

      Ever notice how people are always complaining that Computer Science grads lack practical knowledge? Guess what?!!

    34. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I'm a Brit) Austin is in Texas? And Texas is an at-will state for employment - i.e., you can quit or be fired for any reason, at any time?

      So what's the issue?

    35. Re:So.... by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      The saying is actually, "What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander."

      Yes, that's "sauce" as in "something you might put on cooked goose".

      Puts a slightly different spin on things, don't you think?

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    36. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Could HP have fired that exact group of people with the same notice given by that group now? Would HP have done so if they believed that to be more profitable? If the answers to both questions are yes, then turn about is fair play and HP is getting what they are dealing.

    37. Re:So.... by TFAFalcon · · Score: 2

      But the commoners are supposed to stay for loyalty! It's only the owners and CEOs that are supposed to care about money.

    38. Re:So.... by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 2

      I've been involved, numerous times, in cleaning up after that kind of loss of personnel. The loss of institutional knowledge can be devastating: there may be no one left who knows _why_ things were done certain ways...

      I know of companies that actively *discourage* preservation of historical and other information (and have worked at a couple of them myself). They make it clear that they don't care about how or why, just "we told X to do Y by date Z", but they want any discussions of how that decision was reached to go down the rabbit hole as soon as possible. One of them is a major, major player in the software dev space. (Tip: Look for firms where Legal runs pretty much everything.)

      So I think you should be asking yourself, "Why the fuck should I identify with these idiots to the extent that I desire to fix things for them that they obviously don't care about?", and perhaps reading up on Stockholm Syndrome.

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    39. Re:So.... by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The loss of institutional knowledge can be devastating: there may be no one left who knows _why_ things were done certain ways, and it can really endanger ongoing services and other contracts to lose that much of a key department without some kind of plan.

      Then perhaps the employer should not take the actions that lead to mass resignations. Perhaps they should, you know, keep the critical employees happy! Employees are not fungible.

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    40. Re:So.... by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      Unless you can get some critical employees to join the union. If you do, you end up being able to shut down what remains of the company if the union decides to strike.

    41. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go fuck yourself. Mass layoffs themselves are sure to cause loss of institutional knowledge. People have a need to have a job to get food and stuff. If they are scared of getting laid off, the best option available is to get another job. There is no need for HP to exist, but there is a need for each and every employee to eat. So, once again, go fuck yourself.

    42. Re:So.... by daem0n1x · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Looks like your company fails to follow two important business rules:

      1. Retain your talent (a.k.a. "don't treat people like shit");
      2. Document your procedures.

      To me looks a lot like poor management. But somehow, in your mind, it's the leaving employees' fault. Well, we don't want all those MBAs bothering about pesky things like... managing, do we?

    43. Re:So.... by daem0n1x · · Score: 0

      intellectual capital has inflows and outflows, just like actual capital.

      Not true. Fortunately intellectual capital can't be overblown into bubbles that destroy the whole economy when they burst.

    44. Re:So.... by daem0n1x · · Score: 2

      I don't have management studies, but I read some books and I keep up with articles about it on the web. All the things they tell us to do are exactly the opposite of what I see most managements doing. The bigger the company, the worse it gets.

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    45. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when someone leaving poaches from their former group, it's usually a contract violation, written into the contract _precisely_ to protect assets a company has invested in and built up over time.

      That's a load of bull. What part of "employment at will" don't you understand? The laws in "at will" states are very clear on this point: either party can terminate the agreement at any time without reason or prior notice. The corporations themselves have long since dispensed with any nonsense illusions of "loyalty" and so we workers have learned to be ruthless too. It's their fault that there's no loyalty anymore, so I say turnabout's fair play, "contract" (which is unenforceable anyway) be damned.

      Offtopic, but that type of law would be completely insane. That would allow employers to fire employees at will. Society would fall apart, because you could loose your job at random, unexpectedly, without time to prepare. Especially when also considering what little social security the US has, that would be devastating to the employees.

      More on-topic, the real problem is whether the people that switched from HP to GM may have signed a contract not to do competing work, or an NDA, or something along those lines. That would mean they're doing something they promised not to do, and that's (at least, presumably) what HP is suspecting.

    46. Re:So.... by z_gringo · · Score: 1

      HP is going after GM. The contract that they are talking about is the contract that HP has with GM not a contract between HP and its employees. HP will be seeking compensation from GM in this case as there is most likely a contract preventing GM from poaching HP's employees.

      Nevertheless, Once HP makes it public that they are laying off a large number of employees, it only makes sense that the HP employees on the GM account would first explore their options with GM. I would bet that the HP employees initiated this and not GM, but that is why HP wants to depose them.

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    47. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offtopic, but that type of law would be completely insane. That would allow employers to fire employees at will. Society would fall apart, because you could loose your job at random, unexpectedly, without time to prepare. Especially when also considering what little social security the US has, that would be devastating to the employees.

      Well guess what, that type of law does exist in several U.S. states, and that does indeed happen to people there all the time. This isn't a 'what if' scenario, since this does actually exist. So the GP made a fair point, since it does go both ways for employees as well as employers.

    48. Re:So.... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they should, you know, keep the critical employees happy! Employees are not fungible.

      To many corporations, they don't know what is a critical employee, and many of them do consider employees to be fungible. Management is critical, everyone else is expendable.

      Ever filled out one of those skills matrix things at work, and then had someone arbitrarily decide that since you have some of the words in the checkboxes you would be a good fit? Management by accountants is the model.

      Many large organizations treat their employees as interchangeable cogs, and find that to be perfectly normal.

      In this case, HP was going to lose the business, and I'm betting the employees decided they'd rather do the same thing for a new employer instead of waiting to see what HP had for them.

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    49. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen plenty of non-MBA's behave this exact way, and plenty of MBA's not behave like this. So you can stop the MBA-trashing and look more deeply into changes in modern culture (with its increasing emphasis on quick, easy money, regardless of your academic credentials).

    50. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps if they went to a competitor they would have broken an agreement, however GM is not a competitor to HP, so there would be no issues with them going to work there.

    51. Re:So.... by filthpickle · · Score: 1

      I never signed anything like that either...but more or less this same thing bit me in the ass once. Cost me what would have been a pretty sweet gig.

      The problem is that GM probably did sign something that said they wouldn't poach HP's employees.

    52. Re:So.... by Talderas · · Score: 2

      That's a load of bull. What part of "employment at will" don't you understand? The laws in "at will" states are very clear on this point: either party can terminate the agreement at any time without reason or prior notice. The corporations themselves have long since dispensed with any nonsense illusions of "loyalty" and so we workers have learned to be ruthless too. It's their fault that there's no loyalty anymore, so I say turnabout's fair play, "contract" (which is unenforceable anyway) be damned.

      Either party can break employment at any time for any reason. That much is true. However if you agreed to a contract as part of the terms of your employment you are still liable for breaking the terms of the contract. Employment at will doesn't provide a magical "get out of the contract free" card.

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    53. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not correct for all Right-to-Work states. In Tennessee, a "regular" employee cannot be forced to sign an agreement without consulting an attorney. (So, if the HR gal says you have to sign right now, I do and then do as I like when I leave the company.) Non-competition clauses are enforceable for executives (but, then, they tend to have "golden parachutes" to soften the blow). Neither can a "regular employee" be denied employment in an area that she has worked in. (So, if the HR gal says you can't work as a sysadmin in the cell phone industry for "x" years, she can be ignored.)
      In Tennessee, "employment at will" is part and parcel of the Right-to-Work process. It does go both ways. And it means that your employment cannot be restricted (which you neglected to mention).

      In things dealing with employment, "don't ask and don't tell" is the rule of the day. If I sign an unenforceable contract, I don't blather it around that I am now employed by a competitor of my previous employer. As a matter of ethics, I withhold business proprietary information from subsequent employers but then the "don't ask; don't tell" rule applies here.

      Most likely, Texas is the same. The folks that I know in Texas tell so.

    54. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. And contracts and management theory 101 aside, you can't sound the sinking ship alarm, tell half the people they have lifeboat seats and not expect the others to panic. And now what have you got HP? Even if you're legally correct? You have ill will and scared or angry employees. Let me know how that works out for your sinking company. Like all screwed companies on their way down, all you can do is call the lawyers and figure out who to sue while you tank. What a pathetic way for what used to be one of the best companies in the world to die. Slowly choking on its own bullshit.

    55. Re:So.... by Talderas · · Score: 1

      They're deposing two former HP managers of the 18 total employees that went from HP to GM. They're deposing those two managers to find out if they had violated a contract agreement where they agreed that they would not poach HP employees if they ever left. The remaining 16 employees, as far as the article is concerned, won't need to give a deposition.

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    56. Re:So.... by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Not exactly.

      Right to work means the employee is no longer required to pay union dues as a requirement for employment. That employee will, in fact, be represented by the union (join the union) if the union has an exclusive bargaining agreement with the company since the individual would not be able to bargain with the employer on terms of compensation or other factors without the company violating the bargaining agreement it has with the union for that work.

      If the union does not have an exclusive bargaining agreement then the employee is not considered part of a union and does not become part of it automatically and the employee can bargain with the employer on terms of compensation. The employee would also be free to form another union for the line of work (a second auto-workers union for example) and two unions would exist in the same business representing the same type of worker.

      Ideally, this is what we should strive for. If a union isn't adequately representing employees they should be free to break from the union and form another one but business and the unions conspire with these "exclusive bargaining agreements" to prevent that from happening so they both maintain their power. Fortunately, the United States courts actually made a smart decision for once and said that unions that have those agreements must represent all employees that would be covered under it regardless of whether the employee is a dues paying union member or not.

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    57. Re:So.... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps it has to do with people doing gut-checks about exactly why one should keep his/her word.

    58. Re:So.... by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, seems nearly everyone's been in a Dilbert workplace. I've been through my share. I wondered if I was just unlucky to end up working for such evil fools, but it seems not-- it's very common.

      If management books and other wisdom tell us that managers are doing it all wrong, if we know better, why do we keep doing it wrong?

      I can think of several whys. Firstly, I think we push ourselves too hard, and the temptation to resort to slavedriving despite knowing that it doesn't work, is too great for most to resist. When managers are under the gun, they see no reason why their employees shouldn't share their pain. And why do we push ourselves so hard? I've been wondering if it's that the US is in relative decline, but we, like many other declining powers throughout history, are clinging desperately to our supposed place. Or perhaps it's that the level of corruption is very high, and rather than deal with the crime, society has allowed thieves and their incompetent relatives to stay in control. They can't very well blame themselves so they blame us, ruthlessly pushing us to make up the shortfalls caused by all the theft. The SEC in particular has done a miserable job of policing the stock market. They sit on fraud cases until they expire thanks to the statute of limitations, and the fraudsters get off Scot free.

      And next, on the point of nepotism, the way we choose successors for corporate leadership is Medieval. The boss retires or dies, and his son takes over for no better reason than he inherited most of the stock. When the son does not merit a position of such authority and responsibility, but gets it anyway, then there's trouble. The market does not work nearly efficiently enough to weed out corporations headed by fools, who are in any case entirely too well protected by market distorting, unfair advantages.

      Next, power corrupts. Managers have too much power, and even decent people turn into monsters. Our society is set up so that anyone who doesn't have a job really feels the pain. Might end up on the streets, homeless, we're just that harsh. No health care either. But that's hardly all. We also crap all over the unemployed for being such losers. They're suspect people. Unemployment having such a stigma gives management way too much leverage. Used to be that being fired did major damage to your job prospects and career. It's still bad, but thankfully no longer fatal.

      Finally, we're terrible at choosing managers. Sometimes it seems they picked the very worst person available. One way in which upper management often gets it wrong is in mistaking a loudmouth for a proactive person. Then the rest of the employees have to suffer working under an arrogant, loudmouthed idiot who is anxious to keep his own incompetence covered up using the tried and true methods that got him there, which is to talk up a storm of bullshit to snow everyone above. It can take months of misery for the talker to finally run out of excuses and evasions. And then upper management does it again-- picks the next loudmouth.

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    59. Re:So.... by mk1004 · · Score: 1

      More likely, GM's contract with HP included a section that kept them from hiring HP's employees that were doing the work and then terminating the contract. GM was in the process of terminating the contract. Most contracts like that will have methods for the parties to terminate early. It all depends upon how the contract was being terminated and what, if any, of the hiring restrictions in the contract could still be enforced. I doubt that most of the employees had contracts with HP, but as usual, the OP isn't clear on that point.

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    60. Re:So.... by autocannon · · Score: 1

      I like this post. HP big corporations are run by bean counters now that only look out for the stock price. Employees are an overhead cost that get in the way of profits, so whenever they can scale back those costs they can.

      HP cut 5% this year. How many will be cut next year, or the year after? Those remaining employees know that their workload just goes up and up as more coworkers get cut, and it's guaranteed that corporate management will cut more when they need more profits. The key personnel jumping just means they understand that and don't want to deal with it anymore.

    61. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would GM ever sign such a thing? Such agreements usually only pop up where fierce competition exists. GM and HP are not major competitors. IANAL. That aside, agreements like that are legally shaky. IANAL.

    62. Re:So.... by boorack · · Score: 1

      In civilized countries if terms contract terms are breaking laws, contract signers are not bound by those terms. Unfortunately it does not apply to (most of) banana republics. So be sure to double check if in your juristiction contract terms actually can override local laws before signing them. If so, consider moving to some civilized country.

    63. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? I know of no US state where employers can't fire you at any time without reason. I've been layed off twice from startups (that no longer exist) and survived three other major reductions in force. I've seen it handled very well and I've seen it handled in the worst possible way where one company that could have been viable destroyed itself by killing moral and watching all of the best people leave until they no longer had the intellectual resources to continue. Corporations here are cut throat and only reward people at the top. Employees often need to be equally cut throat to survive since there is never a reward for loyalty.

    64. Re:So.... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with you, but perhaps it has less to do with the curriculum and more to do with the sociopaths that figure business grad school is their ticket to high-profile, high-paying positions.

      From an extremely limited sample set, namely one guy I know :) I formed the opinion that it's some from each column. He was always a bit weaselly, but after business school (a Christian business school no less, though he is pretty agnostic AFAICT) he was extra-weaselly because they had taught him new ways to be a weasel and new excuses for being one.

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    65. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That kind of contract is usually reserved for the top brass in a company. After all, you're probably not being paid enough to make such a contract anything less than outright abuse.

    66. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there may be no one left who knows _why_ things were done certain ways

      You mean the company didn't document their processes? Then it can be a hard lesson to learn for the company.

    67. Re:So.... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Not everyone signs an agreement saying that they can not leave for a certain period of time. /blockquote.

      Slavery was outlawed in the US in 1865. *Nobody* signs such an agreement--it would be illegal, and null and void.

    68. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "they could be compelled to return"

      Well, yes, you could make them show up. But how do you force knowledge workers to be productive? It's not like you can count widgets to see if they're slacking off.

    69. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offtopic, but that type of law would be completely insane. That would allow employers to fire employees at will.

      I wish I lived in your fantasy world, in which this had not already been the situation for decades.

    70. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP is going after GM. The contract that they are talking about is the contract that HP has with GM not a contract between HP and its employees.

      If you cannot read the fucking article, then at least read the fucking summary. Reading comprehension has failed you, miserably.

    71. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Folks don't typically leave en-masse from "a good company to work for". Your post makes a lot of points that illustrate conclusions I have come to over the years in my career. The idea that employees are just expendable batteries that keep the stockholders happy is one that has unfortunately become the norm. And further unfortunately the employees who have been paying attention have come to see employers as nothing more then expendable batteries that keep the bills paid. There's no loyalty left on either side. Corporations have never been truely benevalent. Stockholders are a necessary evil to provide funding, and employees are a necessary evil to get work done. If corporations could figure out how to make money without either one they'd be much happier.

    72. Re:So.... by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 2

      That, and most people never really read their hiring agreements or workplace policies.

      The part that's worked in my favor is that most HR people don't actually read the hiring agreements that have been signed and submitted; they typically merely check for a signature and file them away. I've had those documents (hiring agreement, non-compete, and non-disclosure) sent to me in Word format, and no one has ever seemed to notice when I've edited them before adding my signature, turning them into PDFs, and sending them back.

      I've done things like agree to a two-week non-compete, and have even removed entire sentences I didn't like on principle.

    73. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But like you did, you have the right to walk away. The real problem as I see it is employees not knowing their rights and not negotiating what's fair. A company can only get away with that if the majority of their employees don't stand up and say "hey, I'm not going to do that". Yeah I know it's tough to find a job these days. So form your own company and don't do stuff like that.

    74. Re:So.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You are missing it for you anti-union jab. The contract violations everyone is assuming here is not employment contracts, but outsourcing contracts. Having worked for multiple outsourcers, they put in the outsourcing contracts wording about employee poaching because back in the 80s and 90s, some companies used outsourcing as job interviews. It's much easier to fire a contractor than an employee, so hire a contracting company, pick the contractors you liked best, then make them good job offers. This happened relatively commonly before the anti-poaching clauses were added to contracts. The employees could always quit HP without penalty. But there was likely some contractual ban on GM directly poaching HP employees.

      What will be interesting is if the contractual ban exists for the life of the contract, and when GM canceled the contract, the force of it was ended, so if you terminate the contract before violating it, then you are in the clear. I've seen an employee contract written that way where the anti-compete was worded in a way it was only in effect while the employee was employed there, which was obviously not the intention, but was how it was written, which is why lawyers beget lawyers.

      But, back to the stupid AC comment, there is no problem with the employees leaving en masse from HP. But GM could have broken a contract in recruiting or hiring them en masse.

    75. Re:So.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Assuming there is a contract.

      So you are claiming that GM paid HP millions of dollars for outsourcing without a contract in place? Really? Also, TFA states that the clause in the employment contract in question (implying that there is a contract of some sort) is a clause against soliciting other HP employees to leave. HP announced layoffs. GM was hiring lots of positions. 18 HP employees got jobs with GM, and all quit on the same day. HP asserts that's too improbable to be a coincidence, and GM says "no comment". That's all there is. We "know" that there were employment contracts (at least 18, even if not unique) and an outsourcing contract.

    76. Re:So.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I've worked with a telco that contractually specified a minimum notice period, but it also included that there were no penalties for violating it. It would just give you a "do not rehire" note in your employee file if you "violated" it (not so explicitly stated in the contract, but that's how it was handled).

    77. Re:So.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd like to respectfully disagree about insulting HP for this. When you're trimming a department, you sometimes have contractual obligations that require you to retain _some_ of the department or group, to support existing services.

      Then you meet your obligations, or don't make them. HP was in the process of laying off thousands, and is whining that 18 quit before they could fire them, or others like them.

      I've been involved, numerous times, in cleaning up after that kind of loss of personnel. The loss of institutional knowledge can be devastating:

      HP has cleansed before, multiple times, so that lots of institutional knowledge has already been lost. To have it happen to them, rather than being planned by them (them being upper management) is justice, not a tragedy.

      And while I can't speak for HP, there are few things as devastating to the surviving remnant, who may believe in what they do or may really need the job to feed their families and keep medical insurance, when the "elite few" depart and leave them holding the undocumented remnants of their work.

      That may be the real reason so many left at the same time. "HP is doing more layoffs, and we work on the GM contract that was canceled and GM is hiring. Fuck this, I'm out of here. Hey, Steve, you applying to your old position at GM?" No actual recruiting, and no work by GM could have gotten the same result. So to assume a company with a history of laying off thousands is going into another round of layoffs, I'd imagine that overstaffed departments (like the GM support group when the GM contract is gone) would be looking to get out before they are shown the door by security.

    78. Re:So.... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I meant contract with the workers. Assuming all the workers were regular salaried employees of HP. If there were just contract workers though then you may have a point, contract workers are often have strange restrictions. If there is such a restriction that they could not work for GM directly for X months after leaving EDS, then that would be a simple matter of just pointing to the contract. But since they're implying that GM is headhunting then the issue is with GM and not the workers.

    79. Re:So.... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I'd like to respectfully disagree about insulting HP for this. When you're trimming a department, you sometimes have contractual obligations that require you to retain _some_ of the department or group, to support existing services.

      And I'd like to respectfully point out that that is your problem. If you treat employees like gears in a machine you can get rid of at your convenience, you'd better make sure they really are easily replacable. Like always in (honest) business, risk goes together with profit - and that means you can actually end up being on the losing side.

      When they all leave en masse, it can put a very large hole in your infrastructure: when someone leaving poaches from their former group, it's usually a contract violation, written into the contract _precisely_ to protect assets a company has invested in and built up over time.

      Ah, assets. There lays the heart of the problem: insisting that employees should be loyal to their employer, yet also allow the employer to show none to them. You can't have it both ways. You can't fire people to increase profits then start whining when some of the remaining decide to jump ship to increase theirs. It's one or the other, and HP has made their choice and doesn't get to change that just because it happens to convenient.

      TL;DR: show loyalty yourself if you want any.

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    80. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this incident causes HP or other corporations to think twice before cutting jobs, then it will be a lesson learned. Treating "knowledge worker" employees as if they are interchangeable parts (like grocery store cashiers) will lead to loss of institutional knowledge.

      At this moment, employees have no negotiation foothold regarding layoffs or firings. Unless their non-compete contract is going to pay me the same salary and benefits to sit on my ass for the duration of the clause, there is no standing and I will work to support myself in the field of my choosing. If your competitor is offering me a better deal than you are, and I can get the same better deal for my team, I am going to leave a sonic boom on my way out of the building.

      There is no such thing as loyalty from the corporate side anymore. The corporation neither cares about nor rewards my loyalty. In this environment, the best pay and benefits go to the mercenary.

      As an aside, if your business hires college graduates, trains them, and then loses them to the competition, why not pay them more as they learn more and become more valuable? Your competition is. A non-compete clause is not the solution. "It's just business," they tell me. Yes, yes it is.

    81. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He probably lives in Europe. Not some fantasy world. You pay for stability with a lack of advancement opportunity and no mobility.

    82. Re:So.... by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? I know of no US state where employers can't fire you at any time without reason.

      In the United States, At-will employment is the rule, not the exception, and although it's not absolute, the burden of proof for the limited exceptions generally falls upon the terminated employees. As you might imagine, few sue and fewer still win their cases when they do. Ask any American who's worked recently and they will tell you that being laid off on short notice or fired on the spot and escorted out of the building does indeed happen and isn't all that uncommon. It's not like Europe or other places where laws protect workers from these practices, albeit with different sets of costs to society.

    83. Re:So.... by jwdb · · Score: 1

      Funny that the economic mobility in the US is worse than much of Western Europe, despite the stability.

      I picked up that statistic from the radio, but first few results in a search for "social mobility EU USA" come to a similar conclusion.

    84. Re:So.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I've never been employed without a contract, even in right to work states (including Texas, where this happened). I'm curious where you've worked where regular salaried workers are not under any contract at all.

    85. Re:So.... by Darinbob · · Score: 0

      Hmm, I don't have any contract that I know of that would prevent me from leaving any time or even working for a competitor. I have some agreements not to give away secrets and the like of course, and in the past I've had invention agreements, but those aren't what I'd consider contracts.

    86. Re:So.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      That you don't remember what was in the pile of papers you signed on your first day doesn't make them not contracts.

    87. Re:So.... by lsatenstein · · Score: 2

      So why hire people in a 'Right to Work' State if they cannot leave 'at will'. HP certainly thinks that they can fire staff at will...

      Because only the will of the nobility counts. The peasants are not supposed to have any will of their own, and must be punished harshly whenever they show signs of developing such a trait.

      Honestly, I'm amazed that anyone is still even asking such a question.

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    88. Re:So.... by Tamerlin · · Score: 1

      When they all leave en masse, it can put a very large hole in your infrastructure: when someone leaving poaches from their former group, it's usually a contract violation, written into the contract _precisely_ to protect assets a company has invested in and built up over time.

      That sounds like a good reason to take care of your personnel. Entire groups departing like that is more likely the fault of the management than anything else. If HP management thought that they were that important, then maybe they should have considered the possibility and planned accordingly.

      That said, it's far more likely that HP's management just assumed that they were interchangeable cogs and didn't care... until all of them walked and made HP realize their blunder.

      This is the sort of thing that more IT staff should be doing.

    89. Re:So.... by Tamerlin · · Score: 1

      Then perhaps the employer should not take the actions that lead to mass resignations. Perhaps they should, you know, keep the critical employees happy! Employees are not fungible.

      And mass resignations like this are the only way that the employees can win. More employees need to realize that they have the power to do this, and take advantage, or there will never be an end to the slavery that is corporate America.

    90. Re:So.... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Me thinks those Texan "right to work" laws that corporations generally love so much are about to bite HP in the ass.

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    91. Re:So.... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Apparently, this is all legal in TX, where courts have already decided that ANY agreement between employer and employee is legal and binding, and that there is no concept of duress or pressure to sign.

      Are you sure about that? From my viewpoint here in FL that's pretty much the opposite of how a "right-to-work" state functions.

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    92. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a feeling that one or two of these IT workers probably sought out a job with GM on their own, then told the rest of their HP co-workers in their departments about GM hiring and, due to the fear of a layoff from HP, caused everyone to run over to GM and apply which, of course, they were all grabbed up! I have no sympathy for HP who lets its employees go in massive waves, especially when they bitch about its employees doing the same to them.

      I work as a contractor for a major IT company (one we all know very very well) and the contract between the company I work for and the company I work at states that they cannot poach. However, I am more to free to seek out a job on my own and join the company that's contracted us out. I just have to make sure that it was all done on my own without any influence from the contracting company.

      I'm hoping HP doesn't have a leg to stand on here. I HATE any big company with deep pockets that lets its employees go at a drop of a hat just so its CEO and shareholder's bonus/stock can go up a quarter of a percent.

    93. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, I'm amazed that anyone is still even asking such a question.

      but .. but .. what about free will!?

  3. win-win, no? by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Employees don't want to work for HP anymore, and HP gets closer to its "restructuring targets" without even having to fire them!

    1. Re:win-win, no? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is that the employees you would rather keep are the ones that are most likely to leave a dysfunctional employer.

       

    2. Re:win-win, no? by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have to wonder whether HP management even cares at this point. I get the impression that meeting short term attrition goals is considered more important than long term viability.

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    3. Re:win-win, no? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have to wonder whether HP management even cares at this point. I get the impression that meeting short term attrition goals is considered more important than long term viability.

      During the first downsizing craze of the 1990s this was known as "dumbsizing".

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    4. Re:win-win, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FUCK, that exactly sums up my current experience. Well said. Talk about a dysfunctional employer - my current employer pays well, but christ they have no idea how to treat IT nor how systems design/development is supposed to transpire.

      I've given up wasting my time and energy trying to explain.

    5. Re:win-win, no? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      "Dumbsizing", "brain-drain", "dump the wheat and keep the chaff", it was called a lot of things, but the mechanism is well known. The people who stay are the ones too incompetent or too insecure to find a job elsewhere.

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  4. Prime grazing area by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I were a recruiter I'd look at HP as a wonderful place, bountiful and full of talent ready and in fact desperate to be harvested.

    1. Re:Prime grazing area by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 5, Informative

      . . . except, of course, if you are looking for competent high level managers . . .

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    2. Re:Prime grazing area by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Especially at the board of directors level.

    3. Re:Prime grazing area by T-Bucket · · Score: 3, Funny

      As far as I've noticed, VERY few companies look for competence at the board of directors level.

    4. Re:Prime grazing area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Full of talent?

      HP has been in the toilet for so long that the good people have already left. Don't expect to find any stars at HP.

    5. Re:Prime grazing area by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      Previously, maybe. Now, not so much. The good ones left when they saw the writing on the wall during the first wave. The really good ones left before that.

    6. Re:Prime grazing area by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      . . . except, of course, if you are looking for competent high level managers . . .

      That's almost an oxymoron.

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    7. Re:Prime grazing area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were a recruiter I'd look at HP as a wonderful place, bountiful and full of talent ready and in fact desperate to be harvested.

      . . . except, of course, if you are looking for competent high level managers . . .

      Especially at the board of directors level.

      What? HP's board of directors has competent managers that we could hire? Excellent. We might need a new CEO soon. I can't say who we are for obvious reasons, though. We'll be in touch soon.

      -- Some large company in Redmond, WA

    8. Re:Prime grazing area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure that's true. They look for it. It's just that they've got the definition wrong. To them competence means the ability to increase profitability. Where they get it wrong is that they typically only look at the short term.

  5. The employees left due to how they were treated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know three of the people who left and I had heard of their terrible work environment for months once HP got hold of EDS. GM offered several a good deal to come over since they were all experienced with their systems, gave them significant pay raises, decent benefits and control of their own group. Who wouldn't leave?

    1. Re:The employees left due to how they were treated by Osgeld · · Score: 2, Insightful

      to play the other side, lets look at GM's history with raises, benefits and a fuckton of small groups doing their own thing

      When I looked it was not good, and included things like bankruptcy and begging for money

  6. HP is like IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    HP is like IBM, they have a reputation of being a company that decades ago you wanted to work for. However like IBM their present reputation is that of a company that you only work for because you /have/ to work for them. Nobody wants to work for HP anymore, and they bloody well know it.

    They are wholly dependent upon the bad economy for keeping employees and the moment the economy perks up they know damn well they are looking at a mass exodus of talent. This is a shot across the bow aimed at internal employees and doesn't have a damn thing to do with GM.

    HP will spend millions more in expenses for lawsuits to send the message across than it ever would have to spent to retain these same employee by treating them right to begin with and consider the money well spent. A telling sign on these things are really viewed is how the accounting is listed on taxes and investor statements for the government.

    1. Re:HP is like IBM by dpilot · · Score: 0

      My current printer is an HP LaserJet. It's getting old, but still works. Whenever it does get too long in the tooth, what is the best brand for (non ink jet) printers these days?

      Sounds like it sure isn't HP. Stuff like that at the top can only filter down, and mess the rest.

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    2. Re:HP is like IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canon, Kyocera, Ricoh. They have supplied laser printer mechanisms to HP since HP started laser printers. Japanese quality is still unbeatable, while HP has destroyed quality in order to properly commit suicide.

    3. Re:HP is like IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For small capacity/desktop laser printers, try Samsung. The toner is pretty cheap too.

    4. Re:HP is like IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For personal-ish use (home/school/small business), I've had pretty good luck with both Brother and Samsung. They aren't quite as tanklike as the HP 4 series, but a decent b&w network printer for ~$100 is hard to pass up. Samsung seems to be built a bit stronger than Brother but is slightly more expensive and the drivers are not as convenient in my experience (not unworkable, but not quite as smooth as Brother either). We print from a mix of linux and osx mostly, windows about once a year.

    5. Re:HP is like IBM by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      I don't know that I would say that.. for software development, it's booming here in Phoenix, and from what I can tell a lot of other larger cities as well. Now, IT overall, maybe not as much.. but software dev is good right now.

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    6. Re:HP is like IBM by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2

      Brother. Nobody seems to think of them first when the "who do I buy a printer from?" question comes up, for some reason, but damn do they make good printers.

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    7. Re:HP is like IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My current printer is an HP LaserJet. It's getting old, but still works. Whenever it does get too long in the tooth, what is the best brand for (non ink jet) printers these days?

      Sounds like it sure isn't HP. Stuff like that at the top can only filter down, and mess the rest.

      Brother is pretty Linux friendly and well priced. Not old fashioned HP (of 20 years ago) quality of build but great bang for the buck.

    8. Re:HP is like IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My HP 2100 just died. People tell me Brother is the new HP.

    9. Re:HP is like IBM by randyleepublic · · Score: 1

      They used to make good printers...

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  7. Texas is a right to work state by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 0

    Obviously it doesn't apply here.

    1. Re:Texas is a right to work state by mbone · · Score: 2

      D'uh, don't you know that right to work is a management right, not a worker right.

    2. Re:Texas is a right to work state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That power was created by the union's solidarity. Your statements are ludicrously deceitful.

    3. Re:Texas is a right to work state by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      Agree. People shouldn't be able to choose. It affects union power too much.

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    4. Re:Texas is a right to work state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that power was created by ethical legislation.

      Your ignorance and faith in corruption is astounding.

    5. Re:Texas is a right to work state by swalve · · Score: 1

      If they want to choose to not belong to the union, then the union shouldn't be required to represent them. That's where "right to work" laws are flawed.

    6. Re:Texas is a right to work state by Genda · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sadly, no, just profoundly ignorant...

      So here's the chain of events and absolutely, "Right to Work" is an employers right not a workers. In a right to work state, all employees get the same benefits as union employees, without belonging to the union. At first it looks like gravy for the nonunion employees, until everyone has their hand out for union advantages without paying dues. The union goes tits up, and then there is no union and everyone works for Walmart wages and benefits. Employer wins, employees suck gas. "Right to Work" is an employers benefit, and any idiot who can't smell his own ass on the griddle needs to go back to school or get his nose fixed.

    7. Re:Texas is a right to work state by bbushvt · · Score: 1

      It takes power away from unions and gives it all to the corporations.

      There I fixed it for you.

    8. Re:Texas is a right to work state by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      "Dues" are not the problem. It's strikes: union employees' dues help support them during strikes, but non-union employees don't collect any money if they strike, and in effect are automatic "scabs" if a strike happens. It helps reduce the impact of strikes, which seriously reduces the power of unions.

      There are some benefits to workers. Some unions have, historically, been essentially organized crime centers rife with corruption, and held effective monopolies against businesses that chose not to cooperate with them, or simply didn't have the funds to cover union dues. The teamster's unions are _infamous_ for their corruption, and the Screen Actor's Guild have any number of very strange policies that interfere with small film makers.

    9. Re:Texas is a right to work state by L.+J.+Beauregard · · Score: 1

      "Right to work" really means "right to freeload on the union." Aren't you right wingers supposed to be against freeloaders?

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    10. Re:Texas is a right to work state by redneckmother · · Score: 1

      Hey, hey, hey! Don't be making sense! This is Slashdot, you know?

    11. Re:Texas is a right to work state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is not freeloading on the union. A worker who declines to join the union is not covered by the union contract. They may get paid the same if that is the contract the non-union employee chooses, but they do not get any of the union benefits. They don't get the union pension, strike fund, or health care. If the union goes on strike, they have to work. If they chose to strike, the company can fire them and hire someone else. If they feel they are being treated unfairly by the company, the union won't back their grievance (unless it's also happening to unionized workers).

    12. Re:Texas is a right to work state by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Right to work ... takes power away from unions and gives it to all workers.

      An early and strong contender for the WTF of 2013 Award.

      Nice work!

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    13. Re:Texas is a right to work state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen

    14. Re:Texas is a right to work state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not a flaw, that is the primary feature to help the law perform its true intended purpose - break existing unions and make sure none rise again.

    15. Re:Texas is a right to work state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, gotta look out for those union bosses protecting the rights of workers. They've got big mortgages to pay, expensive cars to maintain, club memberships to support, etc. Funny how much they look like CEOs. Unions are just another organization picking the pockets of honest working folks. People really need to wake up to the fact that skills are not worthless. You're not worth what the company says it's going to pay you. You're worth what any company will pay you. Since there is no loyalty on either side, you're selling yourself short if you don't go with the highest bidder for your services.

  8. Google, FB HIRING ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    HPers, you have been shafted for the last 10 years. Time to get your resume ready and then quit for those who know how to do things. I hear Google, FB needs qualified Unix personell. Refresh your basic computer science theory and they will gladly hire you.

    Just go to their websites and apply today ? Why do you waste time at a terminally sick corporation run by clueless MBAs ? Join real engineers, join Google !

    1. Re:Google, FB HIRING ! by aztracker1 · · Score: 0

      What, you don't have a C.S. Degree from an Ivy League college? Good luck getting past the H.R. dept.

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    2. Re:Google, FB HIRING ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about Facebook (and I wouldn't, I wouldn't work for that company if it were the last on earth) but I was told by a Google recruiter that they don't require a CS degree for their Reliability Engineering (Ops..) teams.

      Google (Europe) do have some insane idea that everyone wants to move and go live in a European capital city though, so that was a complete non-starter for me personally.

  9. We've all talked about it at some point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These guys actually did it, told their bosses to f' themselves and went to go work somewhere else. +1 to humane IT environments, too many people have landed in whipped IT departments with shitty management who doesn't understand anything about IT, running it, or creating in it. If we're gonna sit behind a computer all day, might as well wear jeans and sneakers right?

  10. Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by rahvin112 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fiona destroyed HP. She turned the company from an engineering and design heavyweight into a commodity hardware business.

    Short term profits resulted and after a year or two and the death of the real engineering progress was complete they began the long slow slide into irrelevance. The fact is we live in a complex world economy where you innovate or die. HP stopped innovating because it was "too expensive". Yes they wiped out all those expensive engineering salaries and boosted short term profit. And several years down the line when HP hasn't innovated anything you see a huge dramatic loss of profit.

    You don't want to be in the commodity business, there's no profit in it. You want to be in the innovative cutting edge area where you can charge premium profit margins (ask apple). Being in that space costs money and lots of engineering resources. HP surrendered that market under the leadership of Fiona. HP's board of directors has been a collection of has-been CEO's that are riding the company into oblivion since before Fiona was hired. The Hewlett and Packard families were railroaded a long time ago, the only ones left are trying to milk the cash out of HP before it deteriorates into nothingness.

    HP could have owned the smartphone market and dozens of other highly profitable sectors had they spent the money on engineering and development instead of deciding that they only wanted to do printers and computers.

    1. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The ironic thing is that the HP Way specifically mandated that "HP wants to contribute". So Bill and Dave even WROTE IT DOWN that it is silly to run a me-too business. They knew this would destroy profits to a level that HP can't live with. So they advised to "contribute to innovation in technology and products".

      But then, Dave allowed the MBAs to take over. He did not have the analytical genius to see that MBA types are clueless when it comes to technology buildup, to ironing out issues, to strategically develop some principle into a competitive edge and a huge income stream. You need to have been an R&D engineer yourself to have a proper understanding of "what it takes" to make something from "idea" to "hugely successful product line". All the MBAs can do is to fine-tune operations; they are 100% incapable of identifying and nurturing great new stuff.
      They essentially hate deep experts, because these people are expensive and they challenge the power position of the MBAs. So the deep experts (think of PA RISC systems engineering, compiler builders, kernel developers) have long quit for Google, M$ and the like. What is left are drones who can barely maintain, but certainly not innovate.
      Carly had a cruel sense of humor when she put "invent" onto the HP logo.

    2. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Carly Fiorina

    3. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fiorina - not Fiona.

    4. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP could have owned the smartphone market and dozens of other highly profitable sectors

      Yeah, it would have been real easy. They should've owned search, e-commerce and social networking too.

    5. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      the only ones left are trying to milk the cash out of HP before it deteriorates into nothingness.

      Isn't that the standard view of what corporations are for these days?

      Optimize for short-term profit at the expense of long-term profit, then bail out when the company takes a dive. Except this time it's the employees rather than the execs that are bailing...

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    6. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by Kaenneth · · Score: 2

      "First thing we do, we kill all the MBA's"

        - Henry The Sixth, part 2 act 4, scene 2, retranslated from the original Klingon

    7. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Carleton "Carly" S. Fiorina.

      One of her biggest mistakes, IMHO, was apparently to Win In The Low End.

      It's a no brainer: by winning in the low end (over competitors like Canon, Espon, Lexmark, Brother) the company eventually gets a reputation for... you guessed it... being a low end company!

      And it shows.

      I still have one of their earlier deskjets, heavier, good print quality, and one of those reputed as able to being stood on and not break. To this day, the paper feed mechanism feeds pages without problems, though envelopes may need a slight manual push to print properly. Everything looks like it was built to last, from the print mechanism, to the roller, to the print mechanism holding the ink cartridges, even the paper output tray and drying arms.

      Now, I also have one of their cheaper shoebox style All-in-Ones. It feels cheap, like I can break off the flimsy paper output tray if I just push down too hard, like the scanner cover is built out of lightweight cheap plastic, out of the box it couldn't feed #10 envelopes worth a damn without jamming for envelope printing (and ink gets wasted by printing on the roller!), and the overall text printing quality isn't any signficantly better than the deskjet printer, though I suppose the photo printing is a bit better. Print cartridges do not last as long as the older deskjet printer, likely because they have less ink from the start. Scanning is decent but the flatbed scanner is up to Letter/A4 page length only.

      And, I also have an HP Fax. Paper jams easily after a few days of non-use, and the flimsy plastic output tray seems as if it will break off over time. It gets used so infrequently the ink cartridges often dry up from lack of use in less than a couple of months time of no printing. It's scrollfed only, so I can only feed pages at a time.

      Given the quality of the shoebox style All-in-One and the HP Fax, I'd easily consider HP competitor products if they could match HP text print and photo quality, and if the ink cartridges were cheaper rather than even more expensive than HP. HP inks are still cheaper than the ones I've seen from Canon and Epson.

    8. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by nagasrinivas · · Score: 1

      Ok - here is Fiona

    9. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having just watched Shrek 3, I didn't even notice the error in the original post...

    10. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, there are many, many wonderful talented women who should be in the place of the current crop of male executives, but Florina.. well, there's one who should not have been let out of the kitchen.

    11. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      She was the start of it, but she has not been alone. Dunn, Hurd, Apotheker, and now whitman have worked hard to bring HP down. All of these MBA's should be lined up and shot.

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    12. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by bkmoore · · Score: 1

      "We're not a computer company, we're a business."

    13. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      I agree with most of that, except the part about dave. He was not the one that brought the MBAs onboard. Both he and bill brought Young and then Platte. Neither was great, but were not disasters. The issue came when Platte picked Fiorna to take over as CEO. And yes, it was Platte that pushed that nightmare. Interestingly, Platte was pushed aside by her within 2 weeks of getting the job. That should have been a sign of what was to come. She (and the idiots that followed) never understood the HP way (or bell labs either, since I was there at the split and saw the damage that she did to us there ).
      Dave was not the one to blame for bringing on-board idiot MBA's. Platte was.

      BTW, Both Platte and Young were MBAs, but they had been PEs first, with actual work experience. IOW, they had some understanding of engineering.

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    14. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One day this fate will befall Apple too. It seems inevitable with large corporations. The bean counters eventually take over and choke the lifeblood out of the company.

    15. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That already happened at Apple with John Sculley, Michael Spindler, etc. But agreed; it will probably happen at Apple again.

    16. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That already happened at Apple with John Sculley, Michael Spindler, etc. But agreed; it will probably happen at Apple again.

      Sculley was brought in to save Apple from Jobs who RDF living was going to destroy the company. Sculley succeeded but as Apple was so bad at product development it was only in a short term fix.

    17. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Commodity markets only work when the product doesn't change.

      Soda doesn't change. Shovels don't change. Doritos don't change.

      The problem is that tech ALWAYS changes.

    18. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Optimize for short-term profit at the expense of long-term profit, then bail out when the company takes a dive. Except this time it's the employees rather than the execs that are bailing...

      Ya see, this is where the wisdom of the ancients has gone lost.

      You lash the slaves to the oars.... that way, they can't abandon ship when you drive it aground. Everyone who matters is free to go.

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    19. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually DEC owned "search" for quite a bit of time. Was called "Altavista". They never figured how to make proper money out of it and then Google came along. DEC is now part of HP. DEC also had a leading-edge CPU called "Apha". They couldn't figure to make serious money with that one, either. But it was an impressive piece of engineering ! And still is.

    20. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP by descubes · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. Though it's fair to say that Mark Hurd did a pretty good job killing whatever remained of the HP spirit, with his pure "drive by numbers" approach to management.

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  11. Non-compete? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They probably consider it a violation of their non-compete clause, since they left HP and immediately went to work for a former customer doing exactly what they were at HP. In otherwords, competing against HP. Since Texas is a screwed up Republican state, the workers likely have zero protection from this and are likely screwed.

    1. Re:Non-compete? by BitZtream · · Score: 0

      ... So you think you should be able to sign a contract agreeing to certain terms, then blow them off at your descretion, basically doing what benefits you whenever you want and expecting them to also do what benefits you?

      Self entitled fuck wad. Don't agree to the terms of employment if you don't mean to stand by them.

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    2. Re:Non-compete? by whitelabrat · · Score: 1

      Bah. Non-competes are bullshit lawyer scare tactics. It's very difficult to win these cases in court. If HP wants to persue this they're just Trolling for some money from GM because apparently they can keep good employees or make money any other way.

    3. Re:Non-compete? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In most civilized countries...

      People can work wherever they want.
      You can not contractually stop people from working and make gainful employment. That would be called slavery. Slavery is illegal.

    4. Re:Non-compete? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      ... So you think you should be able to sign a contract agreeing to certain terms, then blow them off at your descretion, basically doing what benefits you whenever you want and expecting them to also do what benefits you?

      Self entitled fuck wad. Don't agree to the terms of employment if you don't mean to stand by them.

      I don't think a breach of contract has been established. If it had, HP wouldn't need the depositions they're requesting.

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    5. Re:Non-compete? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      They're not competing against HP, since their not providing their services as employees at a company to other potential clients of HP's. If GM were offering to provide IT to other companies, they'd be competing, but not so with the way this sounds like it went. Also, Texas is not as crazy Republican as you think. Yes, it's swung red the last few elections, but particularly in Austin it's very blue, and Texas is an employment at-will state, which should go a long ways towards protecting the employees in an action of this sort.

      Where I imagine they may have run afoul is that they may have signed a contract to not recruit from within HP if they jumped ship (a fairly common clause to see in employment contracts), and considering 18 of them left at the same time, it's very possible that some of them are, in fact, in violation of such a clause, assuming it was in their contracts.

      IANAL though, so I may very well be talking out of my ass.

    6. Re:Non-compete? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      What I would give for an edit button to correct the obvious typos...

      since they're not providing their services*

    7. Re:Non-compete? by Wansu · · Score: 1

        Don't agree to the terms of employment if you don't mean to stand by them.

      Such terms of employment are industry standard. For most of the rank and file, you sign or you don't work. Sure, these have been ruled null and void in court in this state or that but nobody wants to be the test case. It's an intimidation tactic.

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    8. Re:Non-compete? by Bremic · · Score: 1

      This kind of reminds me when back in the late '90s I went for a job at Telstra, which at the time was the only real provider of land lines to any house or business in the country. Their employment contract stated that I was not allowed to work for any customer of Telstra if I stopped working there for any reason for 12 months after finishing employment. Between 12 and 24 months I could only take a job with Telstra's permission.

      I asked about the fact that pretty much every single business in the country was a customer of Telstra due to the fact that they owned all the phone lines. The HR person told me that was not their concern and if I wanted to work there I would need to agree to their terms.

      I didn't sign that contract, and didn't work there. I never heard of them actually trying to enforce that contract, but they didn't care what it did the their employees.

    9. Re:Non-compete? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will rearrange what they did in terms you can understand. Imagine each of these employees as being their own corporation. They are looking out for their own interest and fuck the laws and everyone (and everything) else. There. Now you understand. Why is it that when corporations fuck over employees, its all good "just business", but its not "just business" when employees do exactly the same thing? They changed the agreement in the middle of the game. I've seen large corporations do this all the time. They aren't fuck wads, they are shrewd businessmen (and women). The idea that they must be made to swear fealty to another corporate entity is preposterous. You don't see the glass, aluminum or plastic manufacturers that supply to coca-cola be required to swear fealty to coca-cola. HP is merely their customer. They can seek other customers who can provide longer term business, better terms, etc. Why is it people look at business to business transactions differently than employee to business transactions? Certainly when it comes to expectations, businesses to employees are all business, but when it comes to expectations, employees to business can't be all business?

    10. Re:Non-compete? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      So you think you should be able to sign a contract agreeing to certain terms, then blow them off at your descretion

      I thought we were talking about former HP employees here, not Hostess/Airlines/insert-name-of-every-other-company-that-uses-regular-bankruptcies-to-wipe-out-their-contracts.

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    11. Re:Non-compete? by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Technically speaking, the only constitutional protection against slavery is the bit about "cruel and unusual punishment", which is _very_ open to interpretation. The constitution still allows slavery as a punishment for a crime otherwise, and I don't think it really addresses contracts of indenture. Technically speaking, it could be made a criminal offense to violate an employment contract, punishable by being forced to fulfil the employment contract. The Supreme Court might decide that the punishment was cruel and/or unusual, but I'm not so sure they would.

      The next question is how severe the punishment can be for then refusing to work. Based on what I've heard out of prisons and jails where there are currently people performing slave labour in the US, they can, at the very least, put the non-compliant slave into solitary confinement and restrict them to a bread and water diet. Exactly how legal beatings are is up in the air. Prison guards are certainly allowed to use "compliance blows", pepper spray, physical restraint, etc. on prisoners who refuse to go where they're told or do what they're told. I'm not sure exactly where the courts stand on those techniques when the "where" is a workstation and the "what" is some form of labour.

    12. Re:Non-compete? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Amendment 13 - the one that banned slavery:

      1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

      So according to the constitution slavery is actually explicitly permitted as punishment for a crime. And I don't think the legal status of indentured servitude ever actually changed, not by constitutional amendment anyway - it's just that more traditional employment is cheaper if the labor pool doesn't have the option of just starting their own farm instead.

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  12. Re:what goes around ... by Detritusher · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What language was this originally written in?

  13. Supreme Court of Canada by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The supreme court of Canada recently made a very radical decision I think regarding a bunch of guys who left a big bank here. Basically the court decision was that people can work wherever the hell they want for whomever will have them. The court seems to have completely tossed out the idea of an employee having any kind of non-compete as violating their right to work. But the decision went much further. It wasn't just about working for the competition or even stealing former employees but the court even said stealing old clients and their phone numbers was fine as long as it was reasonable that the employee could have remembered that data. So if an employee even wrote some names and numbers down it was fine as long as it was a reasonably memorable list. In the particular case the employees were dealing with a fairly small elite clientele so the bank really lost big time. Again the court said that you can't make an employee forget stuff.

    This of course is a Canadian supreme court case but I went to a lecture given by a supreme court justice who said that most supreme courts look to other supreme courts around the world that are based upon the English system of law as the same sort of cases tend to crop up in the various courts at similar times. So without a doubt the US courts will at least glance at this outstanding decision supporting workers rights.

    To me the answer is quite simple. What is HP doing for any employee the day they leave? Absolutely nothing. So what should an ex-HP employee do for HP after they leave? Absolutely nothing. As for any contract. You could sign a slavery contract but any court would toss it out in a second. The key to a contract is that there is an exchange. If I promise to give you a gift of $1,000,000 tomorrow for absolutely nothing on your part you can't actually sue me when I don't deliver. There has to be an exchange. When the employee stops paying the employee the contract has ended regardless of what extra bits HP might wish for. I suspect that this will be going to the supreme court in the US as people will think that it is "unfair" for the employees to be so disloyal and some lower courts might be so foolish as to fall for this argument. But the law is not about fairness. It is about rules; and contract law is fairly old and boring that way. So it will be interesting to see how this all turns out. Personally I was surprised to see our supreme court side so thoroughly with the little guy when the other side was one of the biggest banks in Canada.

    1. Re:Supreme Court of Canada by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2

      So without a doubt the US courts will at least glance at this outstanding decision supporting workers rights.

      I live in the US and was born here.

      let me just say

      HAHAHAHAHA!

      you don't know the US very well, do you?

      workers rights? we STOMPED on unions' rights to go on strike in some messed up midwest state. and we were PROUD of how we stomped on our fellow american's rights.

      all that we fought for in the early part of the last century (unions and fairness in work) is circling the drain. erosion, year by year, of our rights is the direction we are headed in.

      good for canada that you have sense. we, it seems, do not. we pray to money and capitalism and think anything that gets in the way of a company's right is bad for america.

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    2. Re:Supreme Court of Canada by sribe · · Score: 3, Informative

      The supreme court of Canada recently made a very radical decision I think regarding a bunch of guys who left a big bank here. Basically the court decision was that people can work wherever the hell they want for whomever will have them.

      FYI, here in the U.S., the state of California, home to the greatest concentration of tech companies, works pretty much this way. Other states still allow non-compete contracts to stand as they're written, but California severely restricts their enforcement.

    3. Re:Supreme Court of Canada by Kjella · · Score: 1

      To me the answer is quite simple. What is HP doing for any employee the day they leave? Absolutely nothing. So what should an ex-HP employee do for HP after they leave? Absolutely nothing. As for any contract. (...) There has to be an exchange. When the employee stops paying the employee the contract has ended regardless of what extra bits HP might wish for.

      Just because there isn't a taxi meter running it doesn't mean you don't have obligations. Consider say a fixed-bid delivery, would you accept that after working six months then two days before handover the client says "Actually, we've changed our minds. And since we've got nothing, we'll give nothing. Have a nice day!" or would you be calling the lawyers about a breach of contract? It was part of the contract when you signed it, you were given consideration for it even if "delivery" of your non-compete comes later.

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    4. Re:Supreme Court of Canada by undeadbill · · Score: 1

      And recruiters wonder why it is so hard to hire experienced staff from CA to work in other states.

    5. Re:Supreme Court of Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I'd be pretty confident in saying that in at least *some* jurisdictions in the US, non-compete clauses are ineffective.

      I'd also be confident in not guessing Texas of all places to be one of those jurisdictions.

      I have a relative who moved there and discovered first, that her employer was correct in telling her she had no right to a bathroom break all day long, and second, that there is no landlord-tenant law restricting what landlords can put in a lease (she was irritated that her landlord would traipse through her house, sometimes with relatives in tow, and look through her fridge and books and stuff for no apparant reason - a right given in the lease).

    6. Re:Supreme Court of Canada by Genda · · Score: 1

      I used to be worried about "1984"... clearly that wasn't dystopian enough. "Big Brother" today, is a tetraploid circus geek wearing a dirty diaper and a choke collar in the greasy hands of a Corporate Carnival Barker. They don't change the diaper, they just keep shoving more of the Bill of Rights into it to prevent leakage. The stench is ungodly, but Rupert Murdoch had it bottled and sells it to Click-Heads during the FOX Infotainment commercial breaks... and they swear its Chanel No.5. I keep hearing "Karn Evil 9" off the "Brain Salad Surgery" album playing in the background, and think maybe its the anthem for our time. When did we slip into the Bizzaro Universe. We worship a dead 'B' Actor made in the shape of "Howdy Doody" as the model of a modern President and Statesman, and the closest thing we have to a liberal today, is waging wars, gutting the constitution, and can't bring himself to say "Let's legalize pot, tax it, and gut organized crime."

      This train is so far off the rails I can't see them anymore. I'm tired. I can't watch millions of idiots doing the poopy dance any more, my headache is reaching critical mass... I think my head may explode.

    7. Re:Supreme Court of Canada by truesaer · · Score: 1

      Having looked into this issue once in Texas, I found it is generally the case that non-compete agreements are not enforceable for at-will employees. There may be special circumstances depending on what kind of trade secrets they might know and what exactly they're doing for GM.

      But honestly, I bet this is just a shot across GM's bow...pressuring them to avoid hiring away more of their employees to save the hassle of getting sued.

    8. Re:Supreme Court of Canada by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      all that we fought for in the early part of the last century (unions and fairness in work) is circling the drain. erosion, year by year, of our rights is the direction we are headed in.

      What union are you a part of?

    9. Re:Supreme Court of Canada by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      the court said that you can't make an employee forget stuff.

      That's the mafia's job.

    10. Re:Supreme Court of Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you build in payment installments. Say 50% up front with 25% increments for each milestone until the project's done. That way the client will be obligated to fulfill the contract.

    11. Re:Supreme Court of Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really should see Visioneers for some catharsis.

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0833557/

    12. Re:Supreme Court of Canada by sribe · · Score: 2

      And recruiters wonder why it is so hard to hire experienced staff from CA to work in other states.

      I think there's a whole lot more to it than that--it's the whole "social environment".

    13. Re:Supreme Court of Canada by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I think there's a whole lot more to it than that--it's the whole "social environment".

      Amen to that, there's only a few places you can go. For example if you're a dedicated basement-dweller then Austin is excellent; the weather won't bother you much, and if you decide to venture out at night it will likely be very pleasant and there's a lot to do. But don't step out of Austin, fuck. (Well, you can go South a ways OK...)

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  14. Did they offer a VSI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they offer another VSI? Back in 2005 this Voluntary Severance Initiative (VSI) notice with enhanced severance was offered to several employees.

    It's no secret, see: http://www.utsandiego.com/uniontrib/20050430/news_1b30hp.html and http://www.utsandiego.com/uniontrib/20050505/news_1b5hp.html.

    For the employee offered VSI, the gamble was clear: take VSI and voluntarily leave the company with enhanced severance pay, or decline VSI but take a risk at whether or not the employee would get a workforce reduction (WFR) notice later on, with less severance pay.

    Well, I took VSI back in 2005 because they offered it to me, and before I accepted it I asked the manager I was reporting to and even a section manager about it, no one could tell me for sure whether or not I was going to be WFR'd if I declined VSI. The best I got was "I would hate to lose someone like you", but no nothing definite such as "you can decline VSI, you are safe from WFR". A year or so after I had VSI'd from HP, I heard unofficial rumors that those without college degrees were part of the total employees that were VSI'd regardless of their length of service at HP. Well guess what? I have some college experience but no degree, I guess I made the right choice in the short term, since I might have very well have been WFR'd at some point after VSI. I don't know for sure, of course, but that's the conclusion I can draw.

    What about returning as a contractor? That's possible. If I recall correctly, it is a six month or one year waiting period before a VSI'd (or WFR'd) employee can return back as a contractor. But even returning back to HP as an External Temporary Worker (ETW) on a contract assignment from an agency is a maximum of 24 months, after which one must take a minimum of 100 days off. What that means: the employee effectively loses their job after the 24 months maximum and must reapply for another contract assignment after the 100 days is up (compare/contrast vs. Qualcomm where I am aware that the contract employee must remain offsite for 90 days after their maximum term, but in many cases they can return right back to their job after that).

    Or, did they just do a WFR this time around? With a WFR there is no voluntary severance option, they are just notified they are part of a workforce reduction.

    1. Re:Did they offer a VSI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's illegal for them to say "you're safe," so a "we'd hate to lose you" is the best you are going to get.

    2. Re:Did they offer a VSI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, those are some terribly abusive rules that make whoever is taking those "contracts" sound like mice jumping for cheese. 100 days off, 90 days off property, 24 months on, wtf kind of borderline personality asshat came up with that shit...

    3. Re:Did they offer a VSI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's so contractors are treated differently than employees,many companies have some sort of exclusion policy to ensure that.

  15. I wonder how many were originally GM employees? by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When my company outsourced, our top IT people were rebadged as HP and remained onsite. They are still valuable employees who know the company intimately, and should we ever insource, they'd be the first employees we'd rehire. This isn't rocket science.

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    1. Re:I wonder how many were originally GM employees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I know the people involved, I can say they were *not* GM people.

    2. Re:I wonder how many were originally GM employees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The people taking your money are incompetent as outsourcers then.

      First rule of outsourcing : take the client's old and good employees, get them to write simple manuals covering basic processes; give those manuals to low-level employees; force the new low level employees to follow the manuals to the letter; move the previous client employees elsewhere and split them up.

      The client's old and bad employees just get sacked.

      This approach prevents the client from insourcing again - their old valuable employees aren't around to be rehired.

      It provides high profit margins - if anything needs to be changed the new dumb employees can't do it, so it's a change request at higher rates.

      It provides bad client service, but what the heck - if the client had competent managers they wouldn't have outsourced anyhow.

    3. Re:I wonder how many were originally GM employees? by SonnyDog09 · · Score: 2

      They would need to be old timers to have originally been GM employees. GM bought EDS and transferred all of their IT folks to EDS back in the 80s. It was an odd time. I worked with one guy that was within a couple of months of getting his GM pension (30 and out), and suddenly, poof, he was now an EDS employee, with no pension. He sued.

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    4. Re:I wonder how many were originally GM employees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When the previous company I worked at was bought out and the new owner was a company that outscourced IT, the company they outsource to offered me a position, only catch being I would not have any benefits, receive a 15% cut in pay, and have to move 2,100 miles at my own expense to work at a different site than the one I was at. I left and never looked back. Meanwhile my former manager regularly posts on her blog about the crappy techs the outsource company sends her.

      My new job I got the salary I asked for, have flexible hours, and get treated with respect.

      The only person from the last company that took the outsource offer left after 3 months.

    5. Re:I wonder how many were originally GM employees? by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      > First rule of outsourcing : take the client's old and good employees, get them to write simple manuals covering basic processes; give those manuals to low-level employees; force the new low level employees to follow the manuals to the letter; move the previous client employees elsewhere and split them up.

      What employees they kept were the most senior admins in various categories, and at first the plan (as I understand it) was to keep them onsite for a short period of time during a transition period and then gradually give them work at other customer sites. What actually happened was that all the offshore admins were utterly incompetent, untrained, and inexperienced and things detonated during cutover. The few local IT people had to do the work of a staff that had been ten times their size to try to put out the most egregious fires, and the rest just stayed broken for a very long time.

      But that wasn't even the punch line. A little later, we discovered two phenomenon:

      One: In total self-defense, we desperately tried to train up the offshore admins to a level where they could at least understand the problem and follow simple instructions. But we ran into the big dirty secret of outsourcing: To make the business model work, first level has to be paid starvation wages, and as soon as they get some training, they go find a better paying job. (Who wouldn't?) So we'd train up an admin, he'd get a little better, and then he'd disappear and we'd have another taxi driver who didn't know how to spell Unix. And there was no way to solve the problem, because it is built into the business model.

      Two: The business model is not sustainable over the long term. You grow senior admins by hiring junior admins and allowing them to move up through the ranks as they gain skills and experience. With no new juniors coming in, and seniors finally getting disgusted and leaving, the pool of competence tends to dwindle over time. We are gliding along on inertia at the moment, due in part to the down economy and the culture of outsourcing, because there are still some experienced admins that can fill the gap as your third and fourth level people leave. But eventually we'll find that the people who truly know how to make stuff run (as opposed to paging through procedures) are retiring or otherwise leaving the field, and there will be nobody to replace them.

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    6. Re:I wonder how many were originally GM employees? by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      Of the people rebadged and still onsite, we've lost about a third so far. That definitely puts a time limit on leveraging former employees by insourcing.

      To a certain extent it depends on the outsourcing company. At a place I used to work, which did a huge IT outsourcing after I left, former co-workers told me that they were offered (a) a separation package, or (b) their current jobs, if they moved to India on their own dime and worked for prevailing wage. I don't think (b) got any takers.

      Things were not that bad here, but I'm told that there is enough stress amongst the rebadged employees that the only thing keeping most of them here is the down economy.

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  16. Employment at Will by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP's employment contract is typical boilderplate "Employment at Will" means they can terminate you at Will, you can leave at Will. just don't take any trade secrets (in IT outsourcing? Really)

    They're just trying to throw fear into the next batch thinking about leaving.

  17. The worker contracts were examined by mbone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can bet serious money that GM had its lawyers look very carefully at the employee contracts, at least for the 18 leaders (or the most important of them). Not to say they might not lose in court, but I am sure that GM thinks the contracts allow for this.

    Note that GM is (was) a client of HP. This is an unusual thing to do a client; it basically guarantees that HP will never get GM's IT business again. I would not be at all surprised if GM has some major issues with EDS; they may even have a suit planned. (I.e., I bet that this particular bridge has already been burned, so HP has no reason not to get what they can out of the ruins of the relationship.)

    1. Re:The worker contracts were examined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is very likely GM felt it was well worth the penalty they are going to pay for stealing the 18 employees. (Contracts always include an anti-poaching clause).
      GM probably offered HP/EDS a wackload of cash to do it nicely and was refused. (HP doesn't want them to go inhouse) and know GM will only go with a smooth transition. The lawsuit will likely net HP more than GM offered.

      But for GM they get a solid base that know the product, and can continue to slowely poach the rest of the team legally, after they are let go/quit.

    2. Re:The worker contracts were examined by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      You can bet serious money that GM had its lawyers look very carefully at the employee contracts, at least for the 18 leaders (or the most important of them). Not to say they might not lose in court, but I am sure that GM thinks the contracts allow for this.

      GM is also the recent beneficiary of substantial US Government patronage in the form of generous "bankruptcy" terms and efforts on their behalf to promote the sales of electric hybrid vehicles with tax rebates, not to mention the fact that the US Treasury is still a major shareholder in GM. Furthermore, GM also just agreed to a very generous contract with a union that has the ear of the most labor friendly President in recent memory. If GM wanted to go "political" with this, they very definitely could. HP should quit while they're still ahead or at least not too far behind.

  18. Of course they leave by Hentes · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When there's no job security, employees will start looking for alternatives.

    1. Re:Of course they leave by mysidia · · Score: 1

      When there's no job security, employees will start looking for alternatives.

      Sure... the increase in risk for their employees, means that the increase in risks involved in getting a new job are less of an increase in risk than before.

      If there's little increase in risk, why not go for the bigger reward, if one's available?

  19. Re:what goes around ... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny

    What language was this originally written in?

    I think it's what you get when you babelfish English into Neanderthal and then back to English.

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  20. Not notice. by Andy+Prough · · Score: 2

    Recruitment seems to be the issue here. FTFA: "In the case of the two IT managers, HP alleges that their hiring agreements included a clause that prevents them from soliciting HP employees."

    1. Re:Not notice. by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Ahh, the summary was less clear. I've seen plenty of contracts like that, and am under one currently. Really, I consider that a fairly reasonable clause (assuming it has a sane time-limit). I don't know if it's been tested in court in the US, but my gut feel is that the employees are screwed. When you sign a contract, you really need to read it, and live with the consequences if you break it.

      That said, all the signs show that HP is pretty desperate, quite possibly as screwed as the employees it's suing, and even if it wins these cases, it's not likely to make a difference.

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    2. Re:Not notice. by Andy+Prough · · Score: 1

      Of course, the 2 managers who had the "no recruit" clauses could simply say that they weren't involved in planning the move - that they were actually recruited by the other 16 HP employees who plotted the whole move on their own. And HP's lawyers would then look for evidence in the form of emails and testimony to suggest otherwise.

    3. Re:Not notice. by nagasrinivas · · Score: 1

      I don't event think you need a "no recruit" clause. A Non-compete clause is enough and event that is implicit.
      When employed I can't work against my employer with the tools the employer provides me. In this case employees joining their vendors based on the relationship that the company built.
      This wasn't (at least as HP puts it) a simple case of employees finding something better - it was them joining their client and thus costing them the business. They should have taken a cooling off period or taken an approval from HP.

    4. Re:Not notice. by swalve · · Score: 1

      But GM was already planning on firing HP and in-sourcing their IT. Maybe GM violated their contract, maybe not. But these employees didn't cost HP any business. They had already lost it. And those workers were probably going to get the boot when the GM contract ended anyway.

    5. Re:Not notice. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      So much depends on the state and the wording of the contract.

      If it's California the employer is wasting his time.

      Texas is less likely to void such clauses, but even then it has fairly restrictive rules about what the employer can put in a contract.

      Georgia - you might get away with indentured servitude.

    6. Re:Not notice. by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Indentured servitude? This isn't non-competes we're talking about - it's a limitation on the ability of an ex-employee to poach current employees. If the clause is as the GP described, there's no restriction on any employees regarding their work - they can go and leave, and work for whoever they want, and not get any penalty whatsoever. If the person who hired them was in violation of this clause, then the shit falls on them.

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    7. Re:Not notice. by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Where's the line between saying, "I'm going to work for HP, they have lots of positions coming up." and poaching?

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    8. Re:Not notice. by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      I mean go work for GM.

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    9. Re:Not notice. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Ahh, the summary was less clear. I've seen plenty of contracts like that, and am under one currently. Really, I consider that a fairly reasonable clause (assuming it has a sane time-limit). I don't know if it's been tested in court in the US, but my gut feel is that the employees are screwed. When you sign a contract, you really need to read it, and live with the consequences if you break it.

      That said, all the signs show that HP is pretty desperate, quite possibly as screwed as the employees it's suing, and even if it wins these cases, it's not likely to make a difference.

      Unfortunately, when your bill collectors call, your landlord is ready to send your butt to the curb, your car is 48 hours from being repossed, and your wife is ready to leave and is flriting with other guys to replace you, all because you have been unemployed for 6 months, then what are you going to do?

      Say No! I will stand by my principles! In this economy there are computer science grads working at geek squad and call centers making $10/hr. They will be happy to take your job and HP knows this. You get to go what you got to do and not everyone has 10 years experience, a masters degree, and solid work experience with no gaps during the great recession.

    10. Re:Not notice. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      I had such a contract shoved in front of me from a company in Atlanta. Crazy shit

      I couldn't leave period for 2 years and I was not guaranteed a job either! The deal was they put me in an apartment and paid me minimium wage between jobs while they put me out at $150/hr to clients and pay me maybe $27hr while on the job. I needed the work and was kind of desperate.

      In the end I didn't sign it and told them to fuck off. I figured such a ripoff to clients would not mind screwing me over as well?

      In the end be very very carefull who you let in consulting. They have fake resumes, and references, and if someone who has +10 years experience working at Dell, Johnson & Johnson, Intel, NYSE, and is just 24 ... then RUN! These later scams are becoming very popular as HR and CIOs demand the world and other slimy subscontractors are pimping these hurting those who are honest but just have 8 years experience and not 10.

      But yes I was technically an indentured servant if I signed it. They owned my ass for 10 years and even trademarked my name and resume so I could not make a competing resume in the contract.

    11. Re:Not notice. by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      The line where, prior to you thinking "I'm going to work for HP", Billy Bob, your ex co-worker, calls you up and says "Hey, aztracker1, wanna come work for me over here at GM?"

      And even in that case, it's Billy Bob who's getting it in the neck, not you.

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    12. Re:Not notice. by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      I had such a contract shoved in front of me from a company in Atlanta. Crazy shit

      No, you didn't. The contract you describe is far more crazy than what is described in the article. A clause saying "When you leave, you can't hire anyone else who worked under you for 6 months" is a long way from a 2-year non-compete.

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    13. Re:Not notice. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      In Texas non-solicitation covenants are covered by the same law as non-competes.

      It's actually a benefit to the employee because non-compete covenants are required to be fairly narrow.

  21. GM Hires? by drainbramage · · Score: 2

    Genetically Modified?
    Getting probed?
    I thought my hiring process was rough.

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    1. Re:GM Hires? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assumed HP was trying to figure out who the hot steaming mess that seams to be their general management.

  22. Good for them by dave562 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As IT professionals, we are one of the few sectors this economy with any job portability. After years of dealing with the specter of outsourcing hanging over our heads, I say kudos to the ex-HP, current GM employees. If companies respect IT talent and want to keep it, the ought to start treating IT employees better.

    I think we have all, at one point or another during our careers, thought something along the lines of... "If I leave this place, they are going to be in trouble and have a real hard time replacing me." or "This place sucks, I am going to go somewhere else where I will get better (pay, benefits, respect, etc)"

    1. Re:Good for them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly

    2. Re:Good for them by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      Unless this is just for spite on HP's part - doubtful - your point actually crystallizes the fact that, yep, IT is valuable: so much so that HP is willing to battle a client in court over these IT people. Perhaps employers should learn this concept of "IT is valuable," instead of treating the IT staff like custodians. I'll put this on my "wish list," right under "Purple unicorn that farts rainbows."

  23. What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by dtjohnson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Orignally, they started by making world-standard test equipment. Now, that would be Fluke. Later, they provided high-quality 'mini' computer-and-terminal systems to medium-size businesses. That business is long-gone. They used to make high-quality desktop computer systems. Now, they still 'sell' computers but they don't seem to have much to do with the hardware and software but just put the H-P badge on plastic junk. Asus is probably the rough equivalent, now, of what HP used to be in computers. In printers, HP invented 'inkjet' printers but have long-since lost their lead to Canon and Epson. They invented the first 'laserjet' relatively inexpensive desktop laser printer but have lost most of that business as well. So what exactly is HP's business these days? Calculators? I guess they still sell a couple models of those but their products were designed decades ago and are probably pretty much legacy business now. As a company, HP is the victim of years of horrible mismanagement at the top. Even if we assume that they have somehow, against all odds, managed to develop some actual management ability from within, can a company as broken as HP ever recover? The workers jumping to GM are just carving out a little piece of what's left of HP for themselves to preserve their jobs. Can anyone blame them?

    1. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      even agilent has gone downhill.

      I collect older HP test gear (stuff that I can afford, used market) and the older fixable stuff is great. older fluke and tektronix is great.

      new of almost ANYONE kind of sucks.

      but HP sold off their test gear groups and so that's that. HP once had a great name for this (and other areas) but they sold it off!

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    2. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I smell a business opportunity.

    3. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP still sells calculators but this is only after Fiorina had originally shut down the business and lost a lot of the engineers who possessed decades of knowledge of how to make great calculators. To top things off, the calculators are now manufactured in China and it shows. Anyone familiar with the rock-solid, old HP calculators will know that something is wrong with the new calculators the instant they pick one up and feel it in their hands.

    4. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by Karem+Lore · · Score: 1

      HP can increase the cost of the already inflated prices of ink...Or make their cartridges even smaller, hold less ink and make us all have to buy new cartridges every other day...

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    5. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by Karem+Lore · · Score: 2

      Some of you probably know, but I was BLOWN away when I found out that HP region code their ink cartridges. When I move to the US from Europe, my printer would not accept the US equivalent and, luckily, my printer still had 1 week of warranty left so they had to swap my European printer with a new (refurbished) one...You set up your region when you first plug it in, the printer is identical.

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    6. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by stox · · Score: 1

      You can peel my HP-97 from my cold dead hands.

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    7. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by stox · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, the inkjet was invented by Teletype Corp in 1965. The Bozo's at AT&T, the parent company of Teletype, couldn't figure out what to do with it. in 1982, when the patents expired, HP figured out what to do with it!

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    8. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by L473ncy · · Score: 1

      Hey hey hey now, don't be so harsh. HP still manages to keep a pretty tight grip on their market share of blade servers and I own an HP 50g which is much better than an equivalent TI graphing calculator IMO. My old HP Laserjet 6L has also stood the test of time and is still kicking and my dad still has 2 more at his workplace (plus an HP plotter that seemingly refuses to die). But I guess that stuff is from HP's yonder years...

    9. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      you obviously dont know how much talent it takes to make even a mediocre chunk of lab equipment

    10. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      No, how much?

    11. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1

      You have proven the point of what someone above already said. The OLD HP stuff is/was great. Its their new stuff which is utter crap. I recommend Dell over HP and day of the week anymore for computers/servers. I don't know who I would say to get a calculator from anymore (the "new" HP ones are cheap crap that they continue to try and sell with $60-80 price markups on ~$100 calculators when they are now using horrible components that will be lucky to survive as long as the 60 day warranty on parts/labor). HP printers have gone completely downhill, just like their calculators due to cost cutting which has dramatically increased their failure rates (my work stopped purchasing them about 5 years ago when their printers would not last a year without a major failure, and we moved back to Xerox. Don't get me wrong, we still have about a few hundred HP printers and plotters, and will continue to do so until the price of ink or a major failure occurs on those units, but many of these were from the heyday of HP printing division when they designed them like tanks and used parts which were spec'ed to last until the electrolyte evaporated...).

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    12. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Can anyone blame them?

      Apparently HP's lawyers can.

    13. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear ya... I too have all kinds of old HP gear, and it's great. The Agilent hardware seems okay, but their insistence on having everything from scopes to analyzers internally run more or less vanilla microsoft windows is just... bizarre. Every time we boot up the fancy $40,000 'scope it (eventually) tells us that its virus definitions file is out date and our computer is at risk.

      What the hell? Why don't they use a customized Linux or something? It makes it hard to take the hardware seriously when they choose
      a vanilla consumer OS like XP to run the whole show.

    14. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP never made great desktop computers, as someone that had to repair their crap, they were just as bad as Compaq at the time. No wonder they bought them out since they were competing for the same bottom-dollar. The only company making worse computers than them was Packard-Bell (shudder). I can't comment on their early server offerings, but the last company I was at was doing everything possible to replace their HP servers with Dell's. The HP servers we had were constantly having memory errors and failed network cards.

      The only product HP made that was well-known and regarded with respect were their early LaserJet printers and calculators. The only good thing about their early inkjet printers was their easy servicability and easily refillable cartridges. Both of which they quickly changed for the worse.

    15. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is the Itanium... Oh, you meant things people would actually be interested in buying?

    16. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      a cheap agilent multimeter is accurate to 7 decimals, measuring something in that form of accuracy is not something that is just tossed together

    17. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I never talked about tossing stuff together. My training is in Instrumental Science. I know how this stuff is done.

  24. LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LSD is a psychoactive narcotic and should not be ingested in large quantities.

    HP Managers should refrain from their LSD addictions before making Corporate decisions.

    QED

  25. what was GM to do hire new to GM people and not th by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    what was GM to do hire new to GM people and not the people who have been on site under the old outsource? People who know the site and how stuff works?

    this just part of why outsourcing sucks and some of the pit falls others are people being bounced site to site / client to client some times with out your control / input.

    Not having full control over who makes it on site.

    The paper work gap / time off gap that happens with when the same people stay on site but the outsource companie changes.

  26. and buy Credit Default Swaps by decora · · Score: 1

    against your own company, and laugh at the SEC and CFTC and the New York State Insurance Commission and any other regulatory body, because they are prohibited by law from doing anything even remotely related to Credit Default Swaps.

    then when your company tanks, cash in your CDS contracts and move to the caymans

    1. Re:and buy Credit Default Swaps by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Just hope that the issuer of the CDS doesn't go tits up when you try to collect.

  27. and give up your facebook password... by decora · · Score: 1

    if every company on the entire planet requires you to sign some kind of oppressive contract before you can work there, then we might as well repeal the 14th amendment.

    i imagine that some douchebags in the Old South had 'contracts' with their slaves, making them mark an 'X' on their own bill of sale and other such myopic horse shit.

    they never 'got it' until Sherman came down and burned their fucking empire into the ground but whatever.

  28. Re:what was GM to do hire new to GM people and not by LordLucless · · Score: 1

    what was GM to do hire new to GM people and not the people who have been on site under the old outsource? People who know the site and how stuff works?

    Yep. That's part of the price to pay when it comes from doing a big transition like this, and something that the people managing the transition should have accounted for when it came to calculating time frames and costs.

    this just part of why outsourcing sucks and some of the pit falls others are people being bounced site to site / client to client some times with out your control / input.

    Not having full control over who makes it on site.

    Totally agree. But the fault for that lies with GM, who were the ones who chose to out-source then in-source, not with HP.

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  29. Wait... by Charliemopps · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So HP lays off almost 20,000 people.
    They have several employees that have worked to do outsourced work for GM.
    GM announces they will no longer outsource the work that these employees were doing. They will do it in-house now.
    HP Employees conclude from this, that they will soon lose their jobs, as the contract will get cut.
    They smartly apply at the very place they've been doing work for... and easily get the jobs because they clearly know how to do them.
    Nothing in violation of their contracts had to happen here. Those employees jobs were in clear jeopardy. If HP doesn't want their employees looking for work, they need to make them feel secure. This was obviously not happening.

    1. Re:Wait... by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Well, there are some ways. Sometimes companies force their employees to sign agreements that state they cannot immediately go to work for a client or competitor. Also, there are some contracts that may forbid clients from hiring employees away from the company for a certain time.

      Either way, they're being complete shits. GM already decided to pull the contract probably for the obvious reason: because HP is going down due to incompetent management and GM needs to have IT people it can rely on.

      And suing their former employees right after announcing a 20,000 person layoff is really going to cement their reputation as a company that shits on its employees and nobody good is going to want to work there ever again. How many of those 20,000 employees' jobs could have been saved if HP hadn't blown $10 Billion on Autonomy. By my rough calculation... ALL OF THEM.

      Other HP story of the day, HP May Dispose of Business Units that Don't Meet Targets.. "Wow!" their business managers will say, "Maybe there IS a way to get rid of my boss."

    2. Re:Wait... by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      ah but they announced already that they would no longer be a client.

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    3. Re:Wait... by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      We have these contracts with vendors all the time. They get breached from time to time and it's generally not a big deal. It's all about customer relations and keeping them happy. Or vice verse. Once that business relationship is clearly ending, no one really cares anymore. It's very rare that one of these situations turns into a lawsuit. The fact that HP is doing it is a very bad sign for HP. They have no business reason for pursuing this, and it says to their vendors "We'll be spiteful, angry and may sue you if you leave" It's not a good way to get new customers.

    4. Re:Wait... by WaxParadigm · · Score: 1

      I think it is inaccurate to say these were (EDS) folks who already worked on the GM account. I think these were internal HP-IT folks (that never serviced GM acct) who have been following Randy Mott around (from WalMart to Dell to HP to GM). Where I'm assuming that HP has a problem is that their employment contracts include promises that you won't poach other employees when you leave, and this is obviously happening if folks are leaving together as groups.

  30. Shocking, it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inevitable when a company grows too big for its own good, when productivity takes a back seat to showing off how much money you have.

  31. HP that is what you get. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bought EDS. ROFLMAO

  32. Whitman's Management MO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the new HP: rather than do smart things to create a great business, it sues others for the negative results of its own stupidity. HP stupidly paid $11 bln (which Whitman approved when she was a board member) for Automation and, rather than acknowledging executive management and the board of directors was stupid and lazy and try to make the best of a grossly overpriced acquisition, HP sues the former executives for Automation for accounting fraud. I would think that if a company is going to spend $11 bln, it would do a better job of vetting the financials of the company it is acquiring, vetting out actual sales, accounts receivables, vendor financing agreements, and current sales pipeline.

    Now this: HP is such a bad company to work for that 18 people resign, en masse, without giving notice. Individual employees typically don't quit companies in such a fashion unless they are extremely unhappy where they are working, nevermind a situation where 18 employees quit simultaneously.

    Texas is an at-will employment (workers can quit at any time, companies can fire workers at any time) state and I seriously doubt HP will be able to enjoin these workers from working for GM. They're probaby suing for interference, which will be difficult to prove (hiring managers would have to admit to actively soliciting workers while workers may have solicited coworkers) and difficult to enforce (would HP be willing to sue a customer?)

    There will likely be more of these ugly stories coming out from HP as long as Whitman is the chief executive. Rather than having a genuine strategy on how to fix the company and executing on it (and no, mass layoffs are *not* a strategy, it's something even a retarded monkey would know how to do), she's looking to assign blame for everything that goes wrong with the company due to terrible past management decisions and will go wrong with the company in the future due to her lack of a real plan.

  33. They paid her $20 million to go away by L.+J.+Beauregard · · Score: 0

    but progressive income taxes and food stamps punish success and reward failure.

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    1. Re:They paid her $20 million to go away by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Not as much as MBA's reward each other for that.

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  34. To be expected by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    If you tell your employees you're restructuring, expect them to look for new jobs.

  35. How to win loyalty from employees, by meg whitman by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Again, this bozo MBA continues to destroy HP. Between the likes of fiorina, apotheker, hurd, and dunn, HP is quickly being destroyed.

    What kills me is that it took decades for Hewlett and Packard to build the company up, but all of the executives are hard at work to get their money out, and are taking less than 2 decades to destroy it.

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  36. Can't the workers claim that the voluntary layoff by Andy+Prough · · Score: 1

    notices supersede an implicit non-compete clause? Basically they might argue that the company had put them on notice that they all should look for other opportunities, so maybe an implied non-compete gets thrown out the window? I have no idea what the legal precedents are.

  37. GM owned EDS from 1984 to 1996 by flabbergast · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised no one, not even the article, mentioned that EDS was at one time owned by GM, purchased in 1984 and then spun off in 1996 as an independent company. After it was sold, GM contracted a lot of work from EDS for IT services. While 1996 was quite a long time ago, I'd imagine that the IT work that HP did for GM through EDS was very intimate given the nature of the relationship between the companies.

  38. HP doesn't read the contract ? by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2

    ... whether employment contracts were violated ...

    How come HP has to ask the court to determine whether employment contracts were violated?

    HP forgot to hire people to read the employment contracts, or what?

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    1. Re:HP doesn't read the contract ? by kelemvor4 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... whether employment contracts were violated ...

      How come HP has to ask the court to determine whether employment contracts were violated?

      HP forgot to hire people to read the employment contracts, or what?

      HP's legal department left for GM already.

    2. Re:HP doesn't read the contract ? by BigSlowTarget · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't you?

    3. Re:HP doesn't read the contract ? by AlecC · · Score: 2

      ... whether employment contracts were violated ...

      How come HP has to ask the court to determine whether employment contracts were violated?

      HP forgot to hire people to read the employment contracts, or what?

      HP want the court to order the departed workers to testify on a legally binding basis how they were recruited. It is not the contracts which are in doubt, it who approached who and what was offered by who to who that matters.

      My guess will be that if either the GM management approached the workers directly or the workers approached GM management directly, then contracts were violated. But if the workers answered an employment ad on line or in the press, and not aimed at them directly, then contracts may not have been violated. But IANAL, particularly in this area. But facts known only to the departing employees and their new employer would determine whether employment contracts were violated. And HP wants the court to order them to tell as a court deposition, under threat of prosecution for perjury if they are caught lying.

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    4. Re:HP doesn't read the contract ? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --You know your company is f--ked and manglement has been causing serious offense when stuff like this happens. Leaving the sinking ship is a survival tactic, and leaving in a manner like this is likely trying to send a message.

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  39. Re:what was GM to do hire new to GM people and not by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    what was GM to do hire new to GM people and not the people who have been on site under the old outsource?

    It was GM's decision to "fire" HP - GM voluntarily signed the no-poaching agreement with EDS/HP.

    I think such things suck for the people, I've been in the middle of them before myself when I didn't know any better. But if GM signed the contract with HP, its their responsibility to honor the terms or face the consequences.

    What will probably happen is that a bunch of lawyers will get some work to do for a few months and in the end GM will end up paying some sort of penalty or poaching fee to HP and the actual people will go on about their business as if none if it happened.

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  40. Um, duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In effect, GM shed the cost of Account Executives from the cost of their IT and development shops.

    My experience at EDS was not all too bad, except for Account Execs and they way they carried out business, often stealing money from developers who earned overtime pay with a client's blessing... and being rewarded with all sorts of bonuses and perks.

    I had a couple of bad managers, as well.... but many good ones, too.

    I have heard of a similar situation here in Michigan - developers switched over to GM, working for HP on Friday, and GM on Monday. What were they supposed to do? Their managers told them to do it.

    GM had to reduce costs, and perhaps the take HP should get out of all of this is that we developers are NOT what is sucking the profits out of IT contracts - the middlemen are. Streamline the layers of management (more than they have in the past) and eliminate account executives (at least every one who has had client complaints lodged, since their only job is to keep those customers happy, and most fail in this)

    Get rid of the "Good old boy" network, because it is the last vestige of the mildly corrupt system of business that greased over-priced contracts in the 70s and 80s.

  41. Non-compete rules explained by tlambert · · Score: 1

    The employer can not keep you from working for a competitor once the employer/employee relationship is terminated.

    The best that they can do from their perspective is pay you your salary for the period of time up to the length of the non-compete period, and after they quit paying you, then you can work for whoever the hell you want.

    This applies in most jurisdictions, due to an 8th district appellate court decision involving my cousin; the case law is rather easy to look up. It boils down to any contract being unenforcible unless consideration is involved.

    In other jurisdictions, such as California, they are simply void.

    In all jurisdictions, a CNC requires that there be a legitimate business involved; in the case under discussion, there's no legitimate interest, given that HP could not expect to keep GM's business after GM's announcement of intention to insource.

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  43. Anti-poaching contracts: an escape route by tlambert · · Score: 1

    Every contract with an anti-poaching clause which I have ever signed requires you to agree to not pach employees after leaving the company. It is rather common for groups of employees to get together on the idea of leaving prior to actually leaving, which means that they are still within the letter of the anti-poaching clause when they decide to leave en masse, as in the described case.

    Unless HP can prove recruitment by someone after they had signed an employment agreement with GM (unlikely in an en masse walk out like this), it's unlikely that they are going to have a legal leg to stand on, any more than Apple did when they went after Google for hiring away one of their executives.

    This is just a harrassment lawsuit.

    1. Re:Anti-poaching contracts: an escape route by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      This is just a harrassment lawsuit.

      GM will squash them. They're a politically favored company with good connections in Washington whereas Meg Whitman was a failed Republican candidate for Governorship of California. HP will not win a legal battle with a newly reconstituted and politically favored GM.

  44. Incompetence by Eggbloke · · Score: 1

    If I am correct then this is HP CDS. The story really doesn't surprise me as CDS management really is incredibly incompetent. They know nothing about employee loyalty.

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  45. HP is now Agilent by mangu · · Score: 4, Informative

    Years ago, they split the company in two. The part that did the original work in electronics that started in the 1930s became Agilent. The part that specializes in selling printer ink kept the HP brand.

    1. Re:HP is now Agilent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Years ago, they split the company in two. The part that did the original work in electronics that started in the 1930s became Agilent. The part that specializes in selling printer ink kept the HP brand.

      Having worked at both HP & Agilent multiple times - been a career HP/Agilent & EDS! guy - i can tell you heaven help the big corporates - even a well intentioned god cannot help the bunch

  46. when i first read the headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i was really feeling sorry for new employees at general motors.

    getting probed by meg whitman not the most pleasant thought i've had so far this year....

  47. Re:Samsung Boycott by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't just come out and say, "I'm an Apple fanboi who never misses any opportunity to demonstrate that I am one", can you?

  48. lol by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

    pwnt.

    "HAY GUYZ, we will keep people as employees and rent them to you AT MAD PROFIT" is not a viable business model.

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  49. Unless... by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 2

    Unless the outsourcing company is EDS. They were so greedy getting contracts, they often didn't bother doing proper research and got themselves in contracts where no documentation existed and as a result of that, they couldn't reduce or split up the team they took over. The team didn't really bother documenting anything and HP couldn't get anything changed, because there was no clear definition of the service in the contract. The end result is that all the capable people in the team left because they couldn't do their job any more under the new regime and the customer is left with a dead IT system and nobody around that can fix it. This has happened on numerous occasions and it is one of the reasons why HP/EDS are in such dire straits at the moment. HP decides to solve their financial problem by firing a lot of of their staff and reducing payments, bonuses and such. Guess what the last few capable people in HP do....

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    1. Re:Unless... by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      In some cases I'm sure that's true, but in our case we documented the hell out of our processes, had meetings with an HP contact person, to turn over all of our procedures, I and other architects spent hours at a white board explaining how things were set up and how our processes worked,,,,, and cutover was still a disaster. And HP's official excuse was that they did not have documentation on our procedures, an excuse our upper management clung to in order to save face.

      What actually happened is that they took positions that required expertise, knowledge, experience, and trouble shooting skills, and handed same plus a huge stack of procedures to former taxi cab drivers. You could *hear* the rustle of paper on the phone, as they paged frantically back and forth, trying desperately to find a written procedure to deal with whatever breakage we were reporting. It would have been comical if it wasn't so tragic.

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  50. Re:Samsung Boycott by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi Tim. How's the new iCrap going ?

  51. Texas is a right to work state by Weezul · · Score: 1

    If a company shows employees no loyalty then the employees should show the company less than no loyalty.

    In Texas, employees can quit at any time and for any reason. I'd hope HP could even fall afoul of "malicious use of process" laws if they pursue any action against their ex-employees.

    That said, there are reasonable chances that GM signed a contract not to steal HP employees when they outsourced IT services to HP. I'd expect HP lawyers want to depose ex-HP employees to find out if their contract with GM was violated. I'd hope they fail to achieve even that much, but that's less problematic than going after ex-employees.

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  52. HP/EDS knew this was coming by Urbanite · · Score: 1

    Internally management has been talking about it for a couple of years. Before I was "rightsized" a few years ago on that account GM was already making their plans. This is nothing new to the people in the know. It is a sign and should be seen by others as such. nuff said.

  53. Re:Samsung Boycott by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi Tim. How's the new iCrap going ?

    iNsanely great.

  54. Today's Dilbert Sort of Speaks to This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  55. Probe me harder! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like HP is probing just about everyone, including themselves. Vale.

  56. Re: Worker Rights are not Union Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worker Rights and Union Rights are not the same.
    Worker Rights benefit the worker who labor 40 hours for her paycheck.
    Union Rights benefit the executive who stand on the backs/labor of the worker and produce nothing.
    Union Rights are the same as Corporate Rights but with a different set of executives.

    By the way, Michigan, one such state that you obliquely referred to, was the state where unionism in the USA started. No small and unimportant state.

  57. HP Suits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like whenever HP screws up royally (Like the Autonomy issue) they suit someone else because apparently HP is never wrong so everyone else is screwing them over! Sounds a lot like my ex-wife :-)

  58. where did those workers come from? by swschrad · · Score: 1

    were those EDS employees, who might, just might, have once been GM employees who stayed at the desks and became EDS workers?

    or were those slaves bought off the boat and chained so they wouldn't cause trouble?

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  59. California is OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In HP's home stare of California a lawsuit like this would be laughed out of court. An important contributor to the success of Silicon Valley is the ease in which employees can transfer to start ups without fear of legal retribution. Shame on HP. I suggest sending an email to HP's CEO, Meg Whitman since she may still harbor political ambitions after she loses this job.

  60. En masse? by mypalmike · · Score: 1

    HP has laid off over 17000 employees with the goal of doubling that soon. That's what you call "en masse".

    The departure of 18 individuals among such massive layoffs is what statisticians like to call "nothing at all".

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  61. Not Correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Platt had a mechanical engineering degree and an MBA. Not really what you need for HP to understand its electronics-based product lines on a really deep level. Bill and Dave failed to put their next CEO through some real nitty-gritty R&D, production engineering, research, salesguy experience. You must be able to design, solder, test and qualify and electronic circuit if you want to be a proper HP CEO, in my opinion. You must be able to analyze, troubleshoot and rectify an major quality crisis in a major product line. By yourself looking through a microscope and discussing technical issues with the developers of that semiconductor. By doing some reliability experiments yourself. If you think that can all can be "skipped" and "replaced by people skills to direct your technical experts", then you have eaten the poisonous MBA theory. All great companies are run by people who have done some real work themselves. People who have worked "against nature" instead of "against employees". You can nicely talk to engineers, but nature won't argue with you when you burn a chip. It will be dead without negotiation possible.

    Instead, Platt got fast-tracked for management from day one. (At least that is what I can see from the public bios)

    As a former HP employee, I only remember some really clueless and uninspiring messages from Platt. He had some clue about the HP Way, but not a deep one. If he had deep clues, he would not have disposed of the family silver (PA RISC, compiler development, Selling Oracle instead of Allbase/SQL). He would have not though it proper to "just let some cheap Indians develop the HPUX/PA RISC C Compiler". He would have known which technologies actually "contribute" and are therefore of strategic importance.
    Platt had a mechanical engineering degree. Not really what you need for HP to understand its electronics-based product lines on a really deep level. Bill and Dave failed to put their next CEO through some real nitty-gritty R&D, production engineering, research, salesguy experience. You must be able to design, solder, test and qualify and electronic circuit if you want to be a proper HP CEO, in my opinion. You must be able to analyze, troubleshoot and rectify an major quality crisis in a major product line. By yourself looking through a microscope and discussing technical issues with the developers of that semiconductor. By doing some reliability experiments yourself. If you think that can all can be "skipped" and "replaced by people skills to direct your technical experts", then you have eaten the poisonous MBA theory. All great companies are run by people who have done some real work themselves. People who have worked "against nature" instead of "against employees". You can nicely talk to engineers, but nature won't argue with you when you burn a chip. It will be dead without negotiation possible.

    Instead, Platt got fast-tracked for management from day one. (At least that is what I can see from the public bios)

    As a former HP employee, I only remember some really clueless and uninspiring messages from Platt. He had some clue about the HP Way, but not a deep one. If he had deep clues, he would not have disposed of the family silver (PA RISC, compiler development, Selling Oracle instead of Allbase/SQL). He would have not though it proper to "just let some cheap Indians develop the HPUX/PA RISC C Compiler". He would have known which technologies actually "contribute" and are therefore of strategic importance.

    No, to conclude, he was an absolutely clueless fuck.

  62. the taxpayers will bail you out by decora · · Score: 1

    just like the bailed out Goldman on it's CDS related to AIG

  63. Re:what was GM to do hire new to GM people and not by JakartaDean · · Score: 1

    what was GM to do hire new to GM people and not the people who have been on site under the old outsource? People who know the site and how stuff works?

    this just part of why outsourcing sucks and some of the pit falls others are people being bounced site to site / client to client some times with out your control / input.

    Not having full control over who makes it on site.

    The paper work gap / time off gap that happens with when the same people stay on site but the outsource companie changes.

    No, GM should have talked to HP and offered to take over the contracts of the team members currently working on this job. Doing it the way they did is slimy, and now the employees, who certainly appear to be guilty of violating the terms of their contracts, and in two cases of encouraging others to violate their contracts, are suffering. The employees are guilty and suffering for it, but GM blew an opportunity to be the ethical, respectable party in this, and took the low, or just easier, road.

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  64. Face it, HP Prefers to Fire their Employees First! by StealthSurge · · Score: 1

    I am familiar with a company that outsourced their IT to HP and and hired the former IT staff. HP now treats those employees terribly. The only ones that seem to make out are the HP management (which is Bloated to say the least). When given a chance, people flock to get out of HP and are immediately treated terribly when they give their notice. The 18 people that HP is so desperate to go after were probably former GM employees that were forced to work for EDS/HP which was owned by GM until 1996. So out of about 350,00 HP employees, any of which could be laid off as part of HP's active work force reduction, HP will send an Army of Lawyers to make sure that these 18 suffer because they didn't stay at their post long enough for HP to fire them.