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First time accepted submitter msamp writes "After the dotcom bubble burst so long ago,when tech jobs were so scarce, I went back to school and finished my PhD in Physics. They lied — there really is no shortage of scientists. Before the downturn I was a product manager for home networking equipment. Since getting the degree I have been program/project manager for small DoD and NASA instrumentation programs. I desperately want back into network equipment product management, but my networking tech skills aren't up to date. I find networking technology absolutely trivial and have been retraining on my own, but hiring managers see the gap and the PhD and run screaming. I'm more than willing to start over in network admin but can't even get considered for that. Suggestions?"

232 comments

  1. Apply at a university by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    My IT department is full of people with tons of degrees doing various IT tasks.

    1. Re:Apply at a university by edremy · · Score: 4, Interesting
      This. Most of us in the IT leadership at the college where I work have Ph.Ds. Nobody blinks an eye, and we have a deal where we teach a class a year as well- helps us remember the actual goal of the college is. The networking guy has a masters in EE and does a lot of work with the astronomy department on the side.

      It can even be a bonus in other ways- one of our newer guys in datasystems teaches CS at a local community college on the side, and ended up recruiting one of his best students directly into an open position- he already knew what he was capable of.

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    2. Re:Apply at a university by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Slashdot really needs to consider adding one more mod option, "-2, SPAM" and make it the only moderation that can have a score of -2.

    3. Re:Apply at a university by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      No, this is horrible advice. Academic IT work is a drag.

      Just kidding. Academic IT work has been the best job I've had in my career so far. I'd go back in a heartbeat. Considering I was working in one of the best possible environments for an IT geek (highly exclusive math/science environment surrounded by brilliant, stimulating, interesting people who were much smarter than I - in a broader socially diverse culture), I doubt I'll ever get such an opportunity again.

      If you can, do it. Just don't expect the work to be like corporate IT; it's more scientific in nature and more akin to how IT was done 15+ years ago. Still, if you want to do something cool, this is where you're going to get to do it.

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    4. Re:Apply at a university by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a former hiring manager, and a person who is close to a Phd, and a 22 year IT employee, I generally find that like many business degrees that slashdot likes to rip on, that new Phd's tend to have the same problem, but in a culture that doesn't appreciate it like finance. That problem is hubris, they "know" it all, how it should be and can fix it for you in a jiffy with a few million dollars. And you know what they are usually right, except for 1 factor, they do not understand their audience, those that are paying their salary. In IT, as much as people do not want to admit it, you can't always make it right, you have to factor in the stakeholders. I make a 6 digit salary outside of major "markets" because I understand the fact and the balance between if everything works why do I need you and it's broken what the hell do I pay you for.

  2. Start your own business by saphena · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That way your qualifications won't matter and won't get in the way

    1. Re:Start your own business by IceNinjaNine · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with this. The stinging irony is that your PhD is going to scare folks off despite that it demonstrates that you've got quite the noggin on your shoulders. Unless you're willing to omit it from your resume (which some MAY consider lying by omission) along with some creative verbage about what you were doing during that time, doing your own thing as the parent suggests may be the path of least resistance.

      A friend of mine has a PhD in Chemical Engineering and an MS in Computer Science. He always takes the risk and omits the PhD as he was getting no love from employers otherwise.

    2. Re:Start your own business by Ironhandx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Omit but then own up to having it when they ask you about the gap at an interview. Make it clear that you got it due to an economic down turn in tech after the dot com bust but your real interest was and is in networking/whatever your real interest is. Honesty is always the best policy but do it selectively.

      Incidentally tell them you left it out as it isn't relevant to your current work desires.

    3. Re:Start your own business by vlm · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Incidentally tell them you left it out as it isn't relevant to your current work desires.

      I often "leave out" that I worked at a grocery store in my sophomore year of high school. If you're so young you can't fill up a one page resume, you have to fill it up the blank page with something, anything, but over the age of 30 most probably have far too much resume fodder to fill the page.

      Now, if you were applying to become a physics instructor at a high school and lied about not having a phd then there's some issues, but networking hardware? I think you're OK there, at least morally and ethically.

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    4. Re:Start your own business by t0qer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      After a 12 year Hiatus (I got laid off in 2001) I'm finally getting back to IT, I start a new job monday, it pays a bundle, wife is happy, kids will have benefits..So what did I do in those 12 years?

      I worked at a karaoke bar in San Jose. My friends and I made a karaoke jukebox, tried to market it to karaoke companies (failed miserably, they're like the music companies battling technology in the 90's) It was great, it was fun for a while but no benefits, low pay, and an abusive owner finally made me start taking the steps to get out of it.

      2010 I tried running for city council. Lost but it got my foot in the door with local politicians. Last campaign season, I helped one candidate win by using a combination of twilio/openvbx for robocalls (at cost.. $0.02) 40,000 robocalls. Most candidates pay between $0.79 to $0.83 a call, so I consider it to be a pretty huge contribution.

      During my interview I was totally open and honest about my last 12 years. Why didn't I W2 for the last 12 years? Why are these gaps here in my employment? Lucky for me my hiring manager had been in a similar situation... The entire company was really impressed with all my political work in the last year. (In my new role, I'll be doing IT stuff in a board room, so knowing how to mind your political p's and q's to make a good initial impression was super important)
      When I was first laid off in 2001, I never dreamed of doing any kind of volunteer work or activism. I was in my late 20's, and too self centered to give a shit. I thought my salary was my worth, and working for free/volunteer was beneath me. Took a few years of eating humble pie in a karaoke bar to adjust that attitude.

      So my advice, find some local volunteer things to work on that appeal to you. See how you can wrangle your tech knowledge in there. Me? I just happened to love all the skullduggery and drama involved with politics. YMMV.

    5. Re:Start your own business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I helped one candidate win by using a combination of twilio/openvbx for robocalls

      Go fuck yourself.

    6. Re:Start your own business by GameboyRMH · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This. Or just cut the pretense and make real money as a black hat.

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    7. Re:Start your own business by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      I'm on my third career-relevant jobs (including an internship) since graduating from college in 2010. The only time I go back further than those three jobs in my employment history is when they ask for it - then I'll include being an RA in college, being a dishwasher/delivery driver summers during college and highschool, etc. Even then, I almost never go back to my first "real" job at age 14. Every interview I've been at, they've been far more interested in projects (or even hobbies) I've done relevant to the position rather than every little bit of job and education history I have. I often omit the networking course I did during high school too just because it's small cheese compared to my more recent history and just wastes valuable space I could use for listing projects I've done more recently instead.

    8. Re:Start your own business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similar to starting your own business, go for a management role with oversight in networking. Then, roll your sleeves up and get hands on.

    9. Re:Start your own business by icebike · · Score: 1

      Simply tell the truth, that you went back to school to further your education. You don't have to mention that you got a degree, its not like it was a court imposed sentence.or anything. It is entirely optional like scout merit badges or a black belt, or something.

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    10. Re:Start your own business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honesty is always the best policy but do it selectively.

      Selective honesty means lying.

    11. Re:Start your own business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I helped one candidate win by using a combination of twilio/openvbx for robocalls
      Go fuck yourself."

      His name is Robert Cortese, so don't vote for him if you ever see his name.

    12. Re:Start your own business by lurker1997 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I often joke that if I ever have to apply for a (non-academic) job, my chances will be better if I just put 'prison' for the four years I was doing my Ph.D. in order to explain the time gap.

    13. Re:Start your own business by LukeWebber · · Score: 2

      Hell yes. Not just a robocaller, but a karaoke robocaller. What's the new gig? Nigerian spammer?

    14. Re:Start your own business by jittles · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm on my third career-relevant jobs (including an internship) since graduating from college in 2010. The only time I go back further than those three jobs in my employment history is when they ask for it - then I'll include being an RA in college, being a dishwasher/delivery driver summers during college and highschool, etc. Even then, I almost never go back to my first "real" job at age 14. Every interview I've been at, they've been far more interested in projects (or even hobbies) I've done relevant to the position rather than every little bit of job and education history I have. I often omit the networking course I did during high school too just because it's small cheese compared to my more recent history and just wastes valuable space I could use for listing projects I've done more recently instead.

      Third job in less than 3 years? Wow. Why the high turnover rate? That would scare me more than a resume with a PH.D on it.

    15. Re:Start your own business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with this. The stinging irony is that your PhD is going to scare folks off despite that it demonstrates that you've got quite the noggin on your shoulders. Unless you're willing to omit it from your resume (which some MAY consider lying by omission) along with some creative verbage about what you were doing during that time, doing your own thing as the parent suggests may be the path of least resistance.

      A friend of mine has a PhD in Chemical Engineering and an MS in Computer Science. He always takes the risk and omits the PhD as he was getting no love from employers otherwise.

      It is a sad state of affairs when one of the most valuable (and costly) degrees out there is shunned by employers. I mean what in the FUCK is going on these days when someone is looked down upon for dedicating that kind of time and effort, especially to see it through to completion.

    16. Re:Start your own business by dynamo · · Score: 1

      Really unless you are nationally known for doing some horrible crime at the school you got your PhD, I can't imagine any moral problem with not including a PhD that you actually did get. Moral problems could certainly arise from pretending you have a PhD that you actually don't have, but pretending to have done less with your life.. who gets hurt?

    17. Re:Start your own business by dynamo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, in this case, it means editing.

    18. Re:Start your own business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Thus proving that hiring managers and HR departments are the new bullies when it comes to finding and getting a job.

      Too little qualifications, too much qualifications, talks too little, talks too much, didn't like their facial appearance, didn't like their body stature, didn't like the color of their tie, didn't like their suit jacket, too tall, too short, etc. ad fucking nausem.

      What these idiot hiring managers and HR drones want is a walking robot, but they don't exist yet.

      The fact they have a PhD should be an immediate hire on the spot among candidates without a PhD, or being taken seriously among any other candidates with a PhD.

      And here I thought there was a push to end bullying.

    19. Re:Start your own business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What does your PhD demonstrate? PhD means that you are a scientist capable of independent research, somebody who can run a lab, choose own directions and achieve results. And here you are, seeking a "product manger" position. What kind of PhD are you?

    20. Re:Start your own business by Roachie · · Score: 1

      Yea, just put "4 years, Florida State*"

      *Penitentiary

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    21. Re:Start your own business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only way to end bullying is to teach people effective self-defense.

    22. Re:Start your own business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One that can't avoid getting a real job anymore.

    23. Re:Start your own business by Ironhandx · · Score: 2

      Unless omitting something can be seen to have an immediate negative effect on whomever you are talking to then its not lying.

      Not telling someone you have a PHD in physics for a network admin job is the same as not telling them you won a small scholarship for essay writing in high school. Neither of them has much relevance to the position you are applying to.

    24. Re:Start your own business by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 2

      People are ignoring or not willing to admit, but politics is where the real big money is.

    25. Re:Start your own business by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

      Nope.

      Lying is saying one thing had happened but in fact another thing had happened.

      Omission is not lying.

    26. Re:Start your own business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Thus proving that hiring managers and HR departments are the new bullies when it comes to finding and getting a job.

      Too little qualifications, too much qualifications, talks too little, talks too much, didn't like their facial appearance, didn't like their body stature, didn't like the color of their tie, didn't like their suit jacket, too tall, too short, etc. ad fucking nausem.

      What these idiot hiring managers and HR drones want is a walking robot, but they don't exist yet.

      The fact they have a PhD should be an immediate hire on the spot among candidates without a PhD, or being taken seriously among any other candidates with a PhD.

      And here I thought there was a push to end bullying.

      In my experience, it is often NOT the hiring manager being the picky one. Most often when some manager needs to hire somebody, he needs the new hire yesterday, and he risks losing the headcount from the budget if the post is unfilled for too long (your team managed without that guy for so long == not necessary when the time comes for budget cut). So most often the hiring manager is entirely open in hiring anyone who can demonstrate competence.

      However, the hiring manager needs HR's approval to hire anyone.

      It is often the HR guys being obtuse, simply because of CYA. If some competent guys got hired, nobody will congratulate HR, but if the wrong guy got hired, you can be sure someone from up high will lay some blame on HR. So HR has NO incentive to hire competence but has all the incentive to hire someone "safe", who got all the "right" qualifications so that no one can challenge HR's decision. And that, in turns, points to stupidity on upper management's part (i.e. had they congratulated or rewarded HR on good hires and don't blame HR for bad hires, then HR's behaviour will change).

      TL;DR - if some company avoided you simply because you have a PhD, you wouldn't want to work there anyway. So win-win. Don't hide your qualifications unless you are running out of money and intended to move to another job soon.

    27. Re:Start your own business by dodobh · · Score: 1

      An internship which ended early 2010, two years at one place, and then a job switch. That's not too bad.

      Job periods of about a year? Bad.

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    28. Re:Start your own business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      An internship which ended early 2010, two years at one place, and then a job switch. That's not too bad.

      Job periods of about a year? Bad.

      Unless they're contracts (e.g., to cover mat/pat leave of someone else). In which case, explicitly mention they're contract.

    29. Re:Start your own business by sesshomaru · · Score: 1
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    30. Re:Start your own business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honesty is always the best policy but do it selectively.

      Selective honesty means lying.

      When you submit a resume, you should only list your relevant experience. If that makes you uncomfortable, add a small note which reads "complete job and educational history available upon request.". It will make your resume cleaner and more likely to not get tossed right in the trash can, and most hiring managers will appreciate it.

      A resume is not a job application. You can put the full detail down on the application if it's required. The hiring manager usually only cares about experience which relates to the job, they don't give a shit that you worked at McDonald's during college for six weeks, 30 years ago.

    31. Re:Start your own business by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Not everyone has the opportunity to be picky about employment. You find a job that pays the bills (or at least puts you in the ballpark of your preferred field and capabilities), you take it - even if you know it's a horrible fit. You need the work, it's not minimum wage, and they need an employee. Employers expect to be able to walk over their future employee indefinitely, so they want someone 'stable'. In this market, they can be a bit more picky, but they're (IMO) self-selecting for mediocrity in the process. (Try it: tell the employers this at the interview; if they want mediocrity, you're out the door. If they want excellence, you've got a good chance of being in the running if your resume and the interview reflect it.)

      I'm sorry, but for people under (say) 35, this shouldn't be a bad mark against someone - particularly if they're demonstrating increasing levels of capability and responsibility. It's all the more true in IT, I think. So what if they cut out around a year for greener pastures? You just got a year of a capable person's career, and they probably accomplished twice what your average person could do in the same period of time.

      Even if the 'flake' is a person who just gets easily bored after accomplishing things, it's going to cost you twice as much (or you'll have to hire multiple people) to replace them. I've seen people get paid almost twice as much to fill such shoes - and then not accomplish half as much in the same period of time.

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    32. Re:Start your own business by vlm · · Score: 1

      but pretending to have done less

      That's where I'd draw the line, if the asked if he has a PHD he's pretty much obligated to say yes and therefore get disqualified for employment because its a resume stain.

      My current boss has no idea I have expert level skill at stacking onions on a produce cooler at a food store. For some odd reason it's never come up in discussion, and its not "pretending" for me to never mention it. It certainly has nothing even remotely to do with my current job. None the less if he asked me point blank if I knew how to stack onions on a produce cooler to make a stable and appealing looking pile, well I guess I gotta come clean and tell the truth.

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    33. Re:Start your own business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, definately do this. I had tons of contract jobs after college before landing a career, and between those contracts, my full time jobs were stuff like Burger King and Gold's Gym. I omit those from my resume, but they are always on the applications that require like a 10 year background. I also was a substitute teacher for a while, and that job will get added or omitted depending on what I am applying for. When asked about gaps on my resume, I mention that I was employed, but those jobs were not relevant to my career or to the job I am applying for.

      So, omit the PhD from the resume, but include it in the application. That way, you do not have to deal with someone accusing you of lying by ommission.

    34. Re:Start your own business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Omission is not lying.

      Your wife and I are glad you feel that way!

    35. Re:Start your own business by jittles · · Score: 1

      Most of the projects I have hired people for have had a schedule that is more than a year long. Sure there are deliveries more frequently than that, but I might know that I need to make 5 deliveries over the course of 3 years. When I see someone who has jumped jobs that often then I am very wary of that person. It could be as you say, that they are looking for a good fit. It could be that they move on after it is discovered just how incompetent they are. I've seen both. ANd it could be as another person described, that one of those three jobs was an internship, the other was held for several years, and the person just started a new job last week. I was curious to find out if something like that was the case. I have friends who can't seem to sit still for more than a year who are in their 30's. I just think its a bad habit to develop.

    36. Re:Start your own business by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      The internship was 12 weeks and ended in December of 2009 (a requirement to graduate at the beginning of 2010). I then got a job in February 2010, but the pay was a little on the low side. I was there for just shy of two years and decided to move on to another job 1) for more money/benefits and 2) because I was hitting a point where I would have to move to another city to move forward with that company, which didn't align with my personal goals at all. The move to my third job is also with a much larger company (1000+ employees vs 80) with a much larger infrastructure (1500+ servers, clients, laptops, printers, etc vs ~120 devices). The third job also covers a lot of things we didn't use in my second job, such as virtualization. The only oddity is that I went from being sysadmin to junior sysadmin, but it was really a case of being a big fish in a small pond and then moving on to be a slightly smaller fish in a much bigger pond.

      Over all, I think it shows pretty good growth on a resume. Most of my friends from college have very similar experiences... one or two shorter-term jobs right after college and then settling into a much larger role with a larger company.

    37. Re:Start your own business by t0qer · · Score: 1

      Oh hell ya there is.

        In the district 8 race there was about a million spent by both sides. Even if I had undercut the robocall competitors by 1/2, I still would have had enough headroom to make a quick 20k for myself for just importing a CSV of numbers into openvbx and doing a few mouse clicks. One flat website against my candidate (flat as in, no CMS,etc) cost that side $5000. 3 pages, straight html, something I could have easily whipped together in less than an afternoon.Politicians in general are not techies.

      They have a lot of money thrown at them during campaign season, which if they like you, will throw it at you.

    38. Re:Start your own business by jittles · · Score: 1

      Ok that makes perfect sense, then. That would not scare me at all. If you did 3 years of 1 year (not including the internship) then that might be concerning. I've never worked on anything so simple that there isn't a bit of a ramp up to understand the new employer's processes and projects. Depending on the person, it could be 1-3 months before they make a positive contribution. After about 6 months you kind of get a feel for who is definitely not worth having around (though sometimes much more quickly). That is about when the under performers start looking for a new job. I can see that isn't the case with you at all. I wouldn't worry too much about titles. They vary radically between companies. I'd be more concerned with the experience and responsibilities you can list on your resume, as they are the truer indicator of what you have been doing.

    39. Re:Start your own business by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      It does have the obvious disadvantage of being true, if your graduate program was anything like mine.

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    40. Re:Start your own business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm on my third career-relevant jobs (including an internship) since graduating from college in 2010. The only time I go back further than those three jobs in my employment history is when they ask for it - then I'll include being an RA in college, being a dishwasher/delivery driver summers during college and highschool, etc. Even then, I almost never go back to my first "real" job at age 14. Every interview I've been at, they've been far more interested in projects (or even hobbies) I've done relevant to the position rather than every little bit of job and education history I have. I often omit the networking course I did during high school too just because it's small cheese compared to my more recent history and just wastes valuable space I could use for listing projects I've done more recently instead.

      Third job in less than 3 years? Wow. Why the high turnover rate? That would scare me more than a resume with a PH.D on it.

      Easily achieved with contracts

    41. Re:Start your own business by cavebison · · Score: 1

      America - the only country where you can have too much education.

    42. Re:Start your own business by cavebison · · Score: 1

      America - the only country where education is a liability.

  3. In the same boat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...still paddling. I can sympathise.

    Good luck, Mike.

  4. Take the PhD off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh?

  5. Hid your PhD by Janek+Kozicki · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As much as I hate to say that, hiding a part of your education from resume (like not mentioning your PhD) is a pretty common method of getting employment. Of course with lower salary. They run screaming just because they think that they would need to pay more, because you had PhD. OTOH, I'd say it's more interesting to puruse academic career, where money is low, but at least people apprecieate how educated you really are. And you don't need to hide your PhD. That's just my opinion. And that's why I puruse this career :)

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    1. Re:Hid your PhD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Absolutely hide your PhD: you will be perceived as overqualified, and therefore a "flight risk".

    2. Re:Hid your PhD by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure that is a good idea, either. I was told, albeit a while back, that not including any past jobs and/or education is lying. It might be a lie of omission, but the job apps I've seen, asked for all past positions and education. I'd suggest speaking to a an expert in the field before excluding things.

    3. Re:Hid your PhD by vlm · · Score: 2

      OTOH, I'd say it's more interesting to puruse academic career,

      Isn't the situation something like for every 10 phd granted, there are only 3 academic phd level openings, depending on area of study of course? The vast majority are going to have to activate the backup plan. Its very much like professional sports.

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    4. Re:Hid your PhD by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      That's the main problem, yes. In CS it's slightly better, because there's a constant outflux of PhDs to industry: every time you see one of those announcements about Google hiring a professor away from CMU, that's one more academic job freed up. But in physics the imbalance is much worse, and slogging away in a series of postdocs hoping for something to open up is the usual course.

    5. Re:Hid your PhD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Don't ever listen to someone who says there's a shortage of "qualified professionals" in a field. What they really mean when they say that is that the people already in the field are asking for more than a bare minimum wage and that they want you to go into the field to drive down wages. This is true of every field where there is a "shortage."

    6. Re:Hid your PhD by uncqual · · Score: 2

      Put the PhD on the app to keep it "legal" but leave it off the resume.

      Hiring managers rarely see the app and few that have it actually look at it and those few that actually look at it usually have made up their mind about you by then (they look at it for stuff like salary history and perhaps reference checks).

      Do mention the PhD verbally in your interview with the hiring manager (however, you probably should not mention it, unless the topic comes up, with any other interviewers). This way, the manager doesn't feel duped when/if she finally looks at the app during the final stages.

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    7. Re:Hid your PhD by billstewart · · Score: 4, Interesting

      3 academic jobs for every 10 PhDs granted? So the academic job market has gotten better, then? (:-)

      Back in the early 90s, a friend of mine tried to get a job as a physics professor, after doing electronics-related physics in industry for a while. First try got him into the top 3 of 600 applicants for small state college, and the next year (when candidate#1 had flaked out or gotten a better offer), he finally got the position. Paid dirt, and was totally out in the sticks (which did at least mean he could afford to live there.) On the other hand, back in the mid-80s, physics PhDs were getting jobs as quants on Wall Street, and the military-industrial complex was still hiring rocket scientists, so there weren't quite as many applicants for the academic jobs.

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    8. Re:Hid your PhD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As much as I hate to say that, hiding a part of your education from resume (like not mentioning your PhD) is a pretty common method of getting employment. Of course with lower salary...

      So, I'm supposed to spend the better part of a decade (and a quarter million dollars, give or take) to get a PhD, in order to try and get a good paying job, only to have you tell me I should hide my PhD in order to...even land a job...with lower salary?!?

      Care to tell me what the FUCK the point of obtaining the degree in the first place is then? Seems I'd be in a hell of a lot better position by not trying to look for a job while holding $200,000 of (obviously pointless) school debt.

    9. Re:Hid your PhD by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

      You do that to ride out the "Great Economic Tsunami of 2009 - current" until the better jobs come along. You still need to eat and your bills are due.

      There are people who are being deceived of getting a PhD, hope the following site enlighten their mind:

      http://100rsns.blogspot.com/

    10. Re:Hid your PhD by Mitts47 · · Score: 1

      Hmm interesting. That explains H.R. 6429 that passed recently. http://judiciary.house.gov/issues/STEM/Fact%20Sheet%20STEM%20Bill.pdf

    11. Re:Hid your PhD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one wants to see my CV, they are asking for my resume. They are asking for 2 pages or less. They do not care, particularly, what I was doing 20 yrs ago and it is against my best interests to identify myself as someone who was working professionally 20 yrs. ago. Put it on the application, sure thing. Put it on the resume? No. Resume is marketing. Many recruiters seem to think that everyone's experience in every job can be boiled down to 3-6 very specific statements that are unchanging. That is just stupid. Most of us above the entry level have jobs that require multiple skills at various levels. Resumes should reflect how your experience matches what they need. If I worked for two months at a company that went out of business, that should not be relevant. If I string together a bunch of contract jobs to get over a period of unemployment, that is not how I will present it on my resume. An intelligent recruiter/interviewer will can ask about my "self-employment" stint and understand the situation. Leaving training or a degree off a resume is one's perogative and not anything untoward.

  6. Volunteer, or School. by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 2

    If you've been out of the field for awhile, your main priority should be demonstrating relevant experience.

    Which means more school (to prove you are current) or volunteering in a relevant role (to prove you're capable).

    Otherwise, you start back at the bottom. With your education level, there aren't many good horizontal transfer options.

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    1. Re:Volunteer, or School. by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      AND take the PhD off the resume.

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    2. Re:Volunteer, or School. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      volunteering doesnt pay the bills.

  7. too late. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too late. "PhD" = "overqualified". But good luck anyway.

    1. Re:too late. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Also BSc means lowish pay and having no degree means you're unemployable human garbage suitable only for work where robots are still too costly. Master's degree is the sweet spot right now.

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    2. Re:too late. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends. In IT, you don't need a degree - it all comes from experience. I'll take a guy with 10 years of experience compared to a fresh out of college guy with a Masters.

      A Degree in IT is a tiebreaker between 2 otherwise equal candidates. Same thing with certifications (except the high end Cisco stuff)

  8. 1. Get PhD in Physics by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Funny
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

    Some suggestions for 2: Invent cold fusion. Transmute lead into gold. Create "death ray" and get some nation to pay a ransom. What? All those are practical physics and you're a theoretical physicist? Um... Ok... Get an entry level job as a junior web programmer and be sure to let everyone on your team know how much better than them you are because you have a PhD in physics. And insist that they call you "Doctor".

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    1. Re:1. Get PhD in Physics by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

      Apparently - if you believe the LERN (cold) fusion folks, the easy path to gold would be so type of platinum-hydrogen fusion. No exactly cheap precursors ;-)

  9. Join a startup by loufoque · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Start-ups love over-qualified people willing to do meager tasks for nothing.

    1. Re:Join a startup by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      This. The security isn't good and benefits may be sketchy but it'll be fun while it lasts and you'll learn more about business than you would at a big corp. Then you will have experience to start your own.

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    2. Re:Join a startup by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      ...or the good sense not to.

    3. Re:Join a startup by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Anyway, he'll have something to put on his CV.

  10. Please don't start a business by mapuche · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not everybody has what it takes to make a successful business. And starting a company because you can't find a job won't help. If you can't find a job, hardly you will find clients.

    1. Re:Please don't start a business by kelemvor4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not everybody has what it takes to make a successful business. And starting a company because you can't find a job won't help. If you can't find a job, hardly you will find clients.

      More to the point, OP is interested in networking tech rather than business management. If he started his own business and it was actually successful he's either have to pay someone else to be his boss or give up networking tech yet again to manage the business.

    2. Re:Please don't start a business by evil_aaronm · · Score: 2

      Not necessarily. I was in a similar boat - got let go and found it hard to find something suitable - and started my own business. However, I kept it small enough that I was able to do what I like and not let the business side overwhelm me. It's a matter of scale.

    3. Re:Please don't start a business by SJHillman · · Score: 2

      My boss at my last job owned the business, but he hired someone to take care of the business aspects that he didn't care for or didn't have the skills to do. In the end, he was still the boss, he ran the company but he also stayed immersed in the tech enough to his satisfaction. Of course, some people just need a boss to guide them even if they're great at the actually technical skills - in that case, starting a business won't work unless you grow it just enough to sell it with a clause keeping you employed.

    4. Re:Please don't start a business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily. I was in a similar boat - got let go and found it hard to find something suitable - and started my own business. However, I kept it small enough that I was able to do what I like and not let the business side overwhelm me. It's a matter of scale.

      It's also a matter of what you are trying to do. For example a single person could start a business doing basic IT support for small businesses, or individuals' tax returns, or decorating houses, but they couldn't easily start a business using skills in large network administration, complex financial accounting matters or bridge building. Those skills can only really be used as part of large teams and are only sought-after by large businesses or governments, and they would not want to rely on a one-person business. Sometimes I think 'small businesses' have become a fetish - they are not magic wands that can fix all financial or economic problems.

    5. Re:Please don't start a business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Not everybody has what it takes to make a successful business."

      This, depending on your definition of successful, is hog wash. Many won't want to handle many of the tasks that may fall to them but starting a business is straight forward, much in required by law, so if you follow the rules and regs and have a suitable profit margin your golden.

      It always seems the people with a snout in the good troffs aways say theres slim pickins regardless of where the economic cycle sits and many just repeat the lies.

    6. Re:Please don't start a business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Not everybody has what it takes to make a successful business."

      This, depending on your definition of successful, is hog wash. Many won't want to handle many of the tasks that may fall to them but starting a business is straight forward, much in required by law, so if you follow the rules and regs and have a suitable profit margin your golden.

      It always seems the people with a snout in the good troffs aways say theres slim pickins regardless of where the economic cycle sits and many just repeat the lies.

      Saying that starting a successful small business is straightforward if you have a 'suitable profit margin' is like saying that it is easy to learn to fly a plane provided you already have a pilot's license. Finding a business that will generate a 'suitable profit margin' is very difficult, particularly if you have little start up capital or connections. His skills may not be suited to being sold by a one-person company, particularly as they appear to be in the aerospace sector.

    7. Re:Please don't start a business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brazzers is one example of many where a company was started because the founders could not get hired after finishing their respective Engineering degrees. In a market that some would agree was a little saturated already. They never had that much trouble finding clients.

    8. Re:Please don't start a business by LDAPMAN · · Score: 2

      Actually, you can do all of those as a single-person business. Your customers are those large businesses you mentioned. They want the skills but often don't want to hire. This is the way I make my living. I lead and work with large teams but I'm self employed.

  11. Hide the PHD... by raist21 · · Score: 1

    Manager's tend to have a bachelor's, or maybe a master's at best, and are often scared to death to hire in someone who might be viewed as if they should be managing over them due to educational background. It doesn't matter that the doctorate may not have anything to do with the area of work that is being performed, only that it's a doctorate. It sucks...but that's usually just the way it is. You're probably better off getting a couple of Cisco or networking certs and putting that on your resume instead. Most likely you'll be hired within the month.

    1. Re:Hide the PHD... by macbeth66 · · Score: 2

      I've never had a manager, in IT related positions, that had more tech knowledge than I did. They just had the misfortune of getting sucked into low-level management which I've been able to avoid. Of course, I usually get stuck with the 'project lead' moniker. Upper management is a different story; all sorts there.

  12. Research? by csumpi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is an article posted about this on slashdot EVERY TWO WEEKS!

    So maybe first you should do some research on the subject. But I give you the non-tldr version:

    If you want me to hire you, you have to show me that you are worth it. How can you do that? Work on a project (open source/your own/whatever) in your spare time and bring it to the interview. Without anything to show, I'm sorry, no tech job for you.

    1. Re:Research? by shadowofwind · · Score: 1

      I've seen this work

      Another path is to keep trying to do something with the PhD. I successfully made the transition from corrupt NASA/DOD contracting to an industry job that uses my education a little bit, so its not impossible.

    2. Re:Research? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      There are open source network HARDWARE projects?

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  13. Do a stint as system admin for a lab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Probably I'm just clueless about what you mean by 'networking technology'. Would it help your resumé at all, though, to show a couple of years managing the network for, say, a physics department? That's a job for which your current resumé would seem to be perfect, and it would give you ample opportunity to brush up old skills while on the job.

    Extending your association with academia might just deepen the stench as far as industry is concerned. But maybe, while managing a department network, you could actually do some buying of network equipment. Physics department scales are probably not really so much larger than home. Then you'd have experience as a customer. That ought to be worth something.

  14. tell them its not about money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as you are talking to a human... tell them that the money for the job is not the issue. You have to be upfront about that in your cover letter to offset the Ph.D. You have to emphasize that you are seriously looking for a non-Ph.D position at non-Ph.D. pay.

    If you are dealing with a computer doing the HR, which is all too often today, you may very well need to take the Ph.D. off the resume. Problem is you still have to explain the gap with some relevant experience.

  15. Networking and/or tailoring the resume? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Something similar happened to me. In my case, I was promoted to tech management after having been a lead engineer for years. I didn't realize what I was getting into, hated it, and bailed out after 5 months. Unfortunately, the company I was working for has a one-way track up the hierarchy, and stepping back into doing actual work is just not done, so I had to change jobs. I didn't have a ton of contacts in industry or with former customers yet, so I did the whole cold call/Monster/Dice crap shoot. With my resume showing the management experience, I got very few calls, and those that did interview me had very strong reservations about hiring me for a tech job since they wondered why I wouldn't be looking for a management role.

    (Short Answer: If I actually wanted to work solving kindergarteners' problems all day, I'd be a tenured kindergarten teacher and never have to look for work again. :-) )

    So anyway, I pulled the management experience off, and left the (reasonably impressive) technical accomplishments intact, and the calls started coming in a little faster. It took a while, but I got a job because of this.

    This experience did hammer home how important it is to keep in touch with your former colleagues and customers. Especially if you're an IT services person like me, there's no shortage of companies you can jump to if you have someone there who remembers you and can get you an interview without going through the mess.

    Side question: I was thinking of doing the same thing you were -- I have a BS in chemistry and was thinking of a Ph. D. -- is the employment situation for scientists that bad?? Given how crazy the world is now, a permanent job seems like a good idea even if I have to give up some of the salary gains.

    I think there's definitely room for well trained, scientific-minded people in IT. It's not all just button pushing, and most of my colleagues over the years have had absolute crap for troubleshooting skills. Now, if only we could start a professional services company around that idea. "Anonymous Coward Consulting Group -- We're not Accenture!" :-)

  16. Confidence is everything. by mikeiver1 · · Score: 1

    It says it all. Go in there and own the job from the start. You not only have experience from the past in the field but also have a freaking doctorate in physics. Make light of the doctorate to some extent not to trivialize it but to put the interviewer at ease. It shows that you are willing to put in the hard work needed to get the job done. Do play up the positive side of it for their own PR to customers. "We have techs with up to and including PHDs in out organization." Make this clear but don't be arrogant about it by any means. I have told potential employers that the job was mine and that I was interviewing them as much as they were me. The key is to stick in their minds, in a good way, after you leave. Make sure that every candidate interviewed before or after is being compared to the benchmark you have set. Appear polished but casual and easy to interact with. Make it very clear that you are a team player and have gone that extra mile to get the job done in the past. Make it clear that the only thing that has changed since your last job in the field is that you have gotten better. Make it clear that you are not looking to break the bank in the pay department. Allot of employers see a doctorate and think they are going to have to pay for that. Let them know that it simply shows that you can stay the course, nothing more. Last, remind them that they have the option of terminating you if it doesn't work out but you want the chance for both of you to see.

    1. Re:Confidence is everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want money but you also don't want to intimidate the employer into not wanting to hire you because your so godamn special either, theyr looking for the guy who will do the job the best for the least amount of payolla, if a shitty mexican with 80 random derpy FOSS projects under their belt and no education comes in, your going to get out bid. Such is life. You can make yourself more atractive though by being that "good o'le american boy with loyalty and dedication to the cause of captilism" some corps dont want to alienate their roots still. It may sound racist and shit, but its the cold hard facts of life, people are prejudiced and greedy once you start looking at jobs above the minimum wage level, and it gets more so the hire you get. Once you break 100k, you might as well be hiring for the mafia.

    2. Re:Confidence is everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "if a shitty mexican with 80 random derpy FOSS projects under their belt and no education comes in"

      Hey! Leave Miguel de Icaza out of this!

      }:-|

  17. Look. Most HR types are Vogon-like idiots. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. In the USA, they're frequently female and quietly but intensely crazy. Forget anything rational when dealing with them. Go around them. Get your resume' to a thinking person with actual skills, common sense and the ability to do arithmetic. That person may be able to slide you around blockage of HR. Get in as a consultant or a temp and make them dependent on you. Threaten to walk if you don't get hired.

    As in most of the rest of America now, working through the system doesn't work. Adjust your thinking accordingly.

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    1. Re:Look. Most HR types are Vogon-like idiots. by ddusza · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, that explains why there is a faint odor of peat moss around their copy of my resume, by the time I get to the first interview.

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    2. Re:Look. Most HR types are Vogon-like idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      they're frequently female and quietly but intensely crazy.

      You do what that makes you sound like, right?

    3. Re:Look. Most HR types are Vogon-like idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's the tell him to way, coward!

    4. Re:Look. Most HR types are Vogon-like idiots. by utkonos · · Score: 1

      Ok, now that was funny. Where are my mod points?

    5. Re:Look. Most HR types are Vogon-like idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      they're frequently female and quietly but intensely crazy.

      You do what that makes you sound like, right?

      You're right, this would be quite misogynistic if it weren't true much of the time. HR positions tend to attract people with control issues (due to the nature of the job), and part of those control issues often manifest (unconsciously) in slanted hiring practices within HR itself (especially in the upper-level positions). What that means is a company's HR dept that is run primarily women in will almost always be run by women. The same is only moderately true for male-dominated HR departments, because the hiring pool for upper-level HR positions is so much smaller for men. So, what you end up with is HR departments run mostly by women with serious control issues.

    6. Re:Look. Most HR types are Vogon-like idiots. by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      I don't see anything wrong with making sexist generalizations; the fact is men and women are different, so while not all members of one sex will follow a particular generalization, some generalizations really apply far more to one sex than the other. For instance, how many football-obsessed fans like these will be women versus men? While there might be a small number of stupid female football fans, they're a rarity, but there's no shortage of stupid male football fans (or other sports fans for that matter).

      Women in the workplace are different from men; my wife complains a lot about other women, because many of them have the tendency to be "Jezebels" and catty backstabbers. Obviously not all women are like this, but this is behavior you don't see much on the male side. It's a dynamic mostly confined to women. Men have their own crappy behaviors in the workplace too, so they're no saints either, but their bad behavior is usually different from the womens'.

    7. Re:Look. Most HR types are Vogon-like idiots. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      This. Forget that it's moderated "Funny"; it's true.

      My experience is that unless you've got a perfect resume, your best option to get in the door somewhere is through word of mouth - in the back door, so to speak. This has been true of every desirable job (and interview) I've had. The places which make it impossible to get a job this way (through overly staunch bureaucratic), requiring you to go through HR, are vertically integrated hellholes which encourage mediocrity and sameness. Even if you get the job, you won't like it (in all likelihood). (That said, if you're a stereotypical kinda IT networking guy, maybe you would; who knows - I wouldn't.)

      Another option is to luck out with a small business in need of an IT guy. You may not be doing precisely what you want, but if you're cheap and can do what they want, it'll be a good opportunity for other things on the side and/or several years later.

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    8. Re:Look. Most HR types are Vogon-like idiots. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Overly optimistic?

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    9. Re:Look. Most HR types are Vogon-like idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, this is true. I had Microsoft and Adobe certifications on my resume to impress the HR girls. When I actually got into the interviews, the managers started laughing, because, while I am Microsoft Certified, it is Microsoft Application Specialist, which is a stupidly simple certification to get - it basically means that I know how to navigate around Windows. I also use that with Technical Recruiters, but tell them to omit that when they submit my resume to hiring managers. It is pretty much fluf - something that impresses the HR girls and tech recruiters, but really means nothing. But it gets me into the interview, at which point I can then show the hiring manager what I really know.

    10. Re:Look. Most HR types are Vogon-like idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the fact that they are (in your perception) "frequently female" means precisely what? That because they are female they are quietly crazy? That because they are only frequently female and not female all the time means they are not able to read a resume? Oh, evil, dissolute USA, where women (or at least those who are frequently female) are permitted to have jobs and make decisions. That, that is the core of our miserable failure in the world marketplace and cause of all our crazy.

  18. Why not apply for leadership position ? by burni2 · · Score: 1

    With your PhD you have prooven stamina and scientific skills, why join the worker ants when you can step up for team leader and so on ?

    1. Re:Why not apply for leadership position ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the OP wanted a management position. Technical skills are rarely needed to be a manager.

  19. Network Virtualization by digitalhermit · · Score: 2

    If you've out of the game for a while, make sure to stress knowledge of network virtualization in addition to traditional/legacy networking. It's a good time as any to get in because there are relatively few people that are experienced in that aspect. It's not that it's particularly new, but new enough that most enterprises haven't completely adopted it (outside of cloud providers).

    1. Re:Network Virtualization by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      lol

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  20. Start a Rocket Company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your physics degree and NASA experience could help you, especially if you could supplement it with a business degree from Wharton.

    Say - can you do any cool accents?

  21. Listen to your tone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I suspect it is attitude that is as much the problem as anything. While some employers do worry about over qualification, the tone of your question says "I think I'm the smartest person in the room and I'm going to be a nightmare to manage." Even in tech soft skills are hugely important.

    Thinking there was a shortage of physics PhDs shows a lack of listening and research (I say this as a physics faculty), the oversubsciption rate has been huge for ages. So I suspect this attitude (if I'm not misreading the post) has been there for a while.

    So you might really consider some classes in people skills—how to interview, how to listen and work in a team. These classes can be found in many community colleges and can be quite helpful (don't dismiss the CC classes, they can be excellent). Then I'd look for an opportunity to show teamwork and make sure you check the attitude at the door when you interview.

    1. Re:Listen to your tone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any manager who thinks he should manage ME is an idiot and does not deserve his job ir me working for him. Those managers is what I refer to as 'neck-ties', based on the only qualification they have... they wear ties. Good managers know when to suit up, and when to relax. They manage the environment that is needed to allow me and my colleagues to do our jobs.

      If a manager thinks I am a problem because I am too qualified to do my job. I walk.

    2. Re:Listen to your tone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go off yourself your smarmy sack of crap.

    3. Re:Listen to your tone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Being a PhD in physics myself, your comment helps about as much as calculating the symmetry breaking of a flying baseball. Yes, we have too many physics PhDs and anyone who actually digs into the numbers can easily see that. The problem is that a large number of people only know where to find those numbers and what they mean after being exposed to the academic environment and by that time they are a bit stuck. There is also the constant bombardment from the media and political figures about how the USA NEEDS more scientists and lets face it, physicists are generally thought of as the scientist's scientists.

      Yes the posters attitude may be the problem, and yes classes in people skills would be helpful but honestly the biggest problem here seems to me to be convincing HR that the poster can do the job. A problem I think plagues many people who aren't specifically trained for a given job.

    4. Re:Listen to your tone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Being a PhD in physics myself, your comment helps about as much as calculating the symmetry breaking of a flying baseball. Yes, we have too many physics PhDs and anyone who actually digs into the numbers can easily see that. The problem is that a large number of people only know where to find those numbers and what they mean after being exposed to the academic environment and by that time they are a bit stuck. T

      Having been in the same boat (once enrolled some years in a Physics PhD program, in another country from home), and then left without getting the PhD and now working in IT (in hindsight, the best decision I made in my life) I have to say that being "a bit stuck" is purely in your own mind.

      There is nothing, absolutely NOTHING, that prevents you to just apply for jobs outside of academic (you got a degree already, plus work experience as TA/RA/etc). When the recruiter asks, just tell the truth, that you see little job prospect in research, and would want to jump out. You just need to find ONE job to get you out.

    5. Re:Listen to your tone by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

      Yes the posters attitude may be the problem, and yes classes in people skills would be helpful but honestly the biggest problem here seems to me to be convincing HR that the poster can do the job. A problem I think plagues many people who aren't specifically trained for a given job.

      And convincing them that he can do the job without being a problem. Often (not always) PhDs are considered (or consider themselves) really good at stuff because of their credentials. Even stuff outside their major. In the general case that is not so, but it can lead to arrogance, or preferential treatment, both of which are bad for the work environment. I had a manager tell me he'd only ever hire a PhD if he wanted someone with that specific area of knowledge due to this phenomenon.

      I've worked with a number of PhDs mostly working in areas of their education and it's been mostly great with a few that had ego issues. OTOH many of them were working in their area of expertise and were quite good ;-) Come to think of it, the problem guys were working outside their area of expertise.

  22. Roll your own by holophrastic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Stop thinking that someone else has a job for you. Start creating jobs for someone else. If you're over the age of 30, your community needs you to create jobs, not take them.

    You've got an interesting world of experience. Cross-industry experience no less. Start your own company -- don't let the big word fool you, it's meaningless. You'll pay far fewer taxes, you'll be able to get free and very inexpensive employees from schools, co-ops, interns, neighbours, and anyone willing to "start at the bottom".

    It needn't be a big company. Just you and a physical assitant is all you need. And you want the physical assistant a) so you can shift your business into a different path to be flexible in five years and b) so you can worry about business admin stuff like client relations and invoicing and c) because someone should cover for you when you're on a beach somewhere enjoying life.

    Clients don't tend to ask for credentials -- I own and run a programming company, and no client has ever asked. They ask about skills. You've got 'em.

    And since it's your business, you can get just about any client by offering to do the work and not collect any money until the end. It's only a risk if you don't know what you're doing. If you do, you manage to buy a new client with nothing more than delaying payment by a month or two. That's effectively free client acquisition.

    Dude, just dive in. Expect to pay $2'000 per year on accountants and lawyers, just to get it off your plate and so your government talks to them instead of you. You don't need insurance unless you're punching holes into walls -- and those premiums aren't a big deal either.

    Get decent business cards, and give them to your neighbours. Each of them works in an office building somewhere. And each of their employers needs networking done at some point.

    Take small jobs, they turn into big jobs. Take small clients, they turn into big clients. Take clients with bounded projects that have a start and an end. They'll become your best repeat business. Don't spend more than 25% of your typical month on a single client (with many exceptions of course).

    Small business helps small business. Talk to other small business owners. Even your competitors. It doesn't hurt my business to help my small-business competitors. It just improves both of our small businesses vs the many many others. If you've got no one to talk to, talk to me.

    1. Re:Roll your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They ask about skills. You've got 'em.

      I'm not entirely sure what you think he did before he got a PhD that makes you think he's got the skills you're telling him to use here. As one of the principals of a small business, I don't think I've ever needed someone to develop home network equipment (ie design and construct a broadband router) for me. I think his customers will be few and far between.

    2. Re:Roll your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're recommending the OP, who admits he is extremely rusty on network admin technology, become a freelancer? Yikes. One who siphons free labor out of neighbors and students? Extra yikes.

      The encouragement and general pointers about working within a small business community is good, though.

    3. Re:Roll your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While a correct solution, creating your own business as a full-time enterprise requires a real business mentality. Most people are not capable of that (although as a part-time thing almost anyone can start some kind of business with some kind of positive cash flow over the course of a year). It can be very sketchy. Practically speaking, most successful business start-ups require mentoring.

    4. Re:Roll your own by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      Then you don't work in an office building. He's said that he's highly skilled with something. That something is used in most office buildings. There are hundreds of office buildings each with hundreds of offices each with dozens of desks in my city alone. Each of those desks has an employee who lives in or near that city. I'm sure some of them are his neighbours.

      As a small business, he doesn't need a thousand clients. He needs three. Maybe ten. Any small business takes two years to get rolling. If you don't think that he can apply skills over that period of time to acquire a few clients, then you must not think much of his skills.

      And keep in mind, he doesn't need to use the top-end of his skills on day one. Let's say that he can design and build routers from paper-clips to manage thousand-node networks. Well he can still start off assembling networks for a business with two dozen desks. Think about how well he can differentiate between linksys and dlink hardware. And imagine how well he can plan for scalability. And imagine how few problems he'll have, and how rarely he'll make a mistake. Those are all very well sellable skills.

    5. Re:Roll your own by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      Oh come on. If you're a technical person, you know exactly what "extremely rusty" means. It means that you're in the 98th percentile, and not the 99th. It means that you've lost confidence in the skills that you used to have, that'll come back in three days of trying.

      But more importantly, it means that no matter how many times he mucks up on day one, he'll be able to fix it on day two. So if a project that should take a week, takes two weeks, and he only charges for the one, then it'll take a few months to get going at full speed, but it'll happen.

      He's not a coward. He just hasn't done it for a while. The good news is that five years ago, high-end network hardware is basically what smaller businesses are using today. I mean, that was the draft version of 802.11n, and now it's no longer a draft. Cisco things haven't changed that much. And either way, it's all so very well documented in this industry that he'll learn it in a matter of weeks.

      And besides, you know the mantra of a small business: "Yes, I can do that." No one ever said "Yes, I know how to do that.". We pick things up very quickly. That's what makes us technical people.

      The question in any small business is only one of two: "Do I know more about it than the client knows?" or "Can I do it much faster/better than the client can do it?", If either answer is yes, then you're set.

    6. Re:Roll your own by holophrastic · · Score: 2

      As someone whose done it more than five times in his life, I can tell you that there really are only three skills that one needs to be an entrepreneur of a small business.

      The third one is a self-motivated attitude, which doesn't really count because it amounts to wanting to do what you're doing, and that's why you started in the first place.

      The second is to realize that you don't need to jump all of the hurdles at once. You can solve one problem at a time as you encounter them. And shifting your business into a slightly different direction is a valid option. So navigating the client-space is a skill. To see what's working, what isn't, which clients to drop, and which clients are worth keeping. This can be easy if you monitor where dollars come and go, or where time comes and goes. It's not too difficult, but it's not very easy either.

      The first is the big one. Most people don't realize that when they are really good at their jobs, everything's been set up for them. For example, my father's a fantastic executive. But payroll is done for him, hiring is done for him, product design is done for him, etc. etc. etc.. When you roll your own, you need to be capable of making EVERY decision from the pizza dough to the pizza toppings. You can't every say "whatever, anything's good" because you're still the one who needs to choose. So you need to be capable of making trivial decisions that don't matter, as well as big decisions that do. Along those same lines, you need to be able to do a semi-decent job at each stage of the process. So I build internet applications and business web-sites to automate human tasks. It's not good enough that I can program great web-sites. I need to design databases, talk to clients, choose suppliers, handle invoices, do the testing, plan the design, select colours, etc. etc. etc.. I'm responsible for every element of the path. That's difficult for most people -- soup to nuts.

    7. Re:Roll your own by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      On this:

      * You don't need insurance, but get it anyway. It's a cheap way to sleep soundly. There are a lot of money hungry bastards out there who will sue you for their own shortcomings surrounding project "incompleteness".
      * Don't be picky. It doesn't matter if you can't do everything really well, as long as you can do it. Bill accordingly. You can eat steak every night after you've got enough money to be discerning.
      * RELATIONSHIPS. Find and use people you know to help you, either as subcontractors or as actual partners. You can't do it all, no matter how good you are: there are only so many hours in a day. You will not grow without people to fill in for you when you're busy on a project. Throw jobs to people you know who need the jobs and the kickback will be beneficial.
      * Plan on at least two years of "struggling" until you are comfortably established. Plan on intensely hard months for at least 5 years.
      * I can't overstate mutual reliance enough. You really do need to find people who you can depend on (and vice versa) while starting out.
      * Expect 12 hour days for at least 6 months, and no vacations until you're big enough to support at least 3 employees of similar wage financially through the business.

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    8. Re:Roll your own by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      I'm in agreement. I'm a little less focused on success, so I'd say that not every month would be "intensely hard", but certainly many would. And the no vacations thing is more about the love of the work than the lack of the time. But yeah, it's all there. But it's not just hard, and it's not just intense. It looks hard, and it looks intense, but it's always exactly what you want to do, so it's not difficult and it's very fun and rewarding. Especially the 12 hour days.

    9. Re:Roll your own by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      Um, tell us the REAL story, how did you get investment for your business? It is fine for you to brag about getting up and running and to advise people to get out there and create something, not take a job but create one and all, but the fact is that jobs don't materialize out of dreams or thin air unless you persuade some stingy bastard who can't see beyond the end of his nose to part with some cash for you. How'd you do that? Tell us who may be smart but are less skilled at sales and conning people how you did that.

    10. Re:Roll your own by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Yeah, we all know about decomposition of tasks and delegation of authority, Now I'll repeat the question I asked earlier in the thread of that last self-made braggart. How did you raise the capital to start your business? You said your father was an executive, so was it family seed money? that's OK I"m not criticizing, but it seems to me that many of the "success" stories I've heard about talk about the easy stuff that when you are smart you can figure out anyway, But the hard thing about starting any venture is to persuade someone you just met to part with his/her money to help you. This is the same as finding a job in a hostile job market. You have to persuade some idiot interviewer who doesn't know you from Adam that he can trust you. Because he may not know what the job description means he looks for trouble first. It my be as simple as you have grey hair or some obvious deformity or you aren't his race, it is the same problem, and the hard part you'd rather forget about, eh?

    11. Re:Roll your own by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      I chose a career with low start-up costs, and I used the money I earned raking leavings when I was 12. My business started with $400/month of expenses. The first few clients covered that, and I had savings to cover me. I've always owned my car -- buying cars that I can afford is a principle with me. I've always lived in a house that I can afford too. And in my world, "afford" means that I'm accumulating savings.

      How long have you been working that you haven't any savings whatsoever? Perhaps you should just go out and get a better job. Or perhaps you should have started your own company long ago.

      Again, you don't need someone else to give you a job, nor to give you their money. No you won't be able to start your own particle accelerator research company. But there are hundreds of small business services that don't need more than ten thousand as startup capital. And you've got friends and family right?

      Hey look, if you don't have friends that'll believe in you, and you don't have family who'll help you, and your current employer doesn't pay you enough to have any savings, and you've over-spent on your car and your house and your lifestyle, and no one will give you venture capital, then maybe you simply aren't someone to believe in.

      All the more reason to show the world that you can. There are other business ventures that require $40 of start-up capital. I think you can scrounge that easily enough.

    12. Re:Roll your own by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      Like I just said in your other thread, I chose a business that required little capital, and I had my own money. Not my family's. Mine. When I was twelve I went door to door offering to rake leaves. I got many repeat clients. Then I chose an area with huge properties, and got paid better money. Then I learned to build web-sites when HTML 0.9 was new. And I got paid to type at a desk -- with the one computer in the school library that I volunteered to maintain for the school.

      So with zero dollars, I had people paying me hundreds. Then family friends noticed the web, and asked me to build sites for their businesses. Then I got paid in thousands, and still had zero expenses -- though I bought a computer, which lasted 10 years. I eventually learned Perl, and rented a shared server for $40/month per client -- paid for by the clients.

      Now my business has about $5'000 per month of expenses. And I couldn't be happier.

  23. Sorry... the PhD. screws you. by BabaChazz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm afraid I have to agree with the consensus here. The big issue is the doctorate. In my experience, very nearly the only people who will accept someone with a Ph.D. behind his / her name is a university. And universities will be wary as well, they will think you expect to go tenure track, and you've already found how limited those slots are. You would probably have better luck with the employment if you dropped the Ph.D. off your resume; that's a bigger problem IMHO than the gap.

    The only alternative to the uni IT departments suggested earlier would be consulting; look for firms of consulting engineers, they like to be able to list Ph.D.s on their corporate CVs. I don't recommend going into business for yourself; that takes a vary particular mindset, and it's often a very thin existence.

    1. Re:Sorry... the PhD. screws you. by godrik · · Score: 2

      Actually, that's not true. Some large companies are looking for PhDs. But these are companies that are looking for extremely qualified tech jobs. Google, Intel, IBM are all looking for PhD. Since the question mentionned networking, I'd be surprised if Cisco does not look for some PhDs as well. The best networking technician I ever knew had a PhD in physics. Companies producing Infiniband technology (mellanox) certainly are interested in PhDs.

      One of the problem is that the "asker" has the "wrong" PhD. I think that it is not too much of a problem. Many physicist I know are actualy ok-to-good computer scientist, some are actually really good. Make sure you are in the right category.

      Also, make sure you apply to a company that will not freak out when seeing a PhD. If you are applying for smaller companies, they most likely will be the first PhD they see, they WILL freak out.

    2. Re:Sorry... the PhD. screws you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody wants to hire Harrison Bergeron.

      He's just too smart and handsome.

  24. You need to work on communications skills by enjar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The narrative you post is extremely hard to follow and makes little sense. Let's try to decipher.

    You lost your job when then dot com bubble burst and went back to school. You finished a PhD in Physics. You then found out your were sold a bill of goods about jobs of people with PhDs in Physics and there is some sort of glut.

    Then you have been doing some sort of project management for DoD and NASA. Now is where things get really weird.

    " I desperately want back into network equipment product management, but my networking tech skills aren't up to date."

    Pulling that apart, you are talking about a job more on the business side than the technology side of the business. Technical skills are important in product management, but so is a head for business. That could be one reason that people don't "get' you -- they see that you went back to school and spent time and money on getting a PhD in Physics. You didn't go back to school to get an advanced degree in CS, EE, or a MBA. You went back for Physics and now you are trying to get into product marketing. But things get a little weirder.

    "I find networking technology absolutely trivial"

    I really, sincerely hope this is a typo. Finding something "trival" has considerable negative connotations to it, and if you say that to a hiring manager, they are going to think you are going to be just biding your time with their "trivial" nonsense product and looking to move onto something more interesting the moment it shows up. It would be better to say that you enjoy certain challenges or explain what you find interesting rather than saying something is "trivial".

    And then finally,

    "I'm more than willing to start over in network admin"

    I don't see that you need to move to this, you need to concentrate and present the skills you have and exercise in program/project management and previous skills to get into some sort of networking gig. But you do need to address some rather good questions a hiring manager would have, specifically:

    - Why did you get a doctorate in Physics when you were interested in product management?
    - What excites you about networking and product management?

    I also highly recommend that all job seekers thoroughly read and use "What Color is Your Parachute?". If nothing else, it will walk you through making a coherent case for yourself of why you want to pursue a given career, and that coherent presentation is going to make hiring managers stop running and start listening more. Right now if I was hiring a job that was responsible for setting the business direction of a networking product, I'd be worried about hiring you because your record shows you actively running from the business development aspects of your career.

    Your Physics degree is certainly not worthless and should not be hidden. You can most likely take on complicated problems, decompose them at a high level, aren't afraid of the unknown, etc. Also the fact that you finished your PhD means that you can stick with something, too.

    1. Re:You need to work on communications skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Will you coach me? Your advice to the good doctor is insightful and actionable withou being unkind or snarky. This is the kind if coaching so many of us need and I applaud you (I also consider myself a pretty good communicator but I may be too close to the problem, pun intended)
      2. You had me until you recommend What Color IYP. That might'be been helpful in the 80s but as someone else commented, it's a different climate out there now where everyone is over educated because we all thought investing in ourselves (and ok, hiding in fear of redundancy too) was a good idea. Now it's a buyers market where even a PhD doesn't matter. The doc needs to learn to communicate not just to sell himself, but because it's all about who you know (aka NETworking baby!). Aw ya.

      So now coach, how about some advice for me?!

    2. Re:You need to work on communications skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides spelling and being anonymous. Submitting via phone is always a challenge.

    3. Re:You need to work on communications skills by menno_h · · Score: 2

      "I find networking technology absolutely trivial"

      A physicist's "trivial" means something more like "it won't take me more than a year to work out the general theory, and then I might be able to provide a full description somewhere in the next two years, but it isn't TOO hard.".
      In other words, he groks networking technology.

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      AccountKiller
    4. Re:You need to work on communications skills by BonThomme · · Score: 3, Funny

      but only for spherical chickens in a vacuum

    5. Re:You need to work on communications skills by enjar · · Score: 2

      I understand the context and the meaning. HR drones and many other people would be confused and/or insulted, as they would take it more as "beneath me" or "barely worth my time". It comes off like this:

      "I can understand the formation of galaxies and quantum mechanics. Networking is trivial. Please do yourself a favor and hire me."

    6. Re:You need to work on communications skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand the context and the meaning. HR drones and many other people would be confused and/or insulted, as they would take it more as "beneath me" or "barely worth my time". It comes off like this:

      "I can understand the formation of galaxies and quantum mechanics. Networking is trivial. Please do yourself a favor and hire me."

      But, but..., compared to galaxy formation and QM, networking is trivial! The network diagrams of any company simply cannot compare to the complexities of the Feynman diagrams people work with nowadays!

      (Moderators, the above should be modded "Funny")

      Joking aside, while I do understand that clueless HR types may feel offended by that condescending attitude, however, I find it surprising that posters on a geek site is unable to objectively understand that as a simple factual statement.

    7. Re:You need to work on communications skills by caffiend666 · · Score: 1

      Would mod this up if it wasn't already a 5. PhD's have a deserved reputation for being slow producing, narcissists, with little grasp of reality; and everything that goes with the narcissism: magical thinking, bad boundaries, arrogance, entitlement....

      Please remember, most hiring managers don't choose the people that can do a job; they chose the people they aren't threatened by and that managers believe can be influenced regardless of fitness for a position. If people in interviews make the hirers feel insecure or believe that the hirees would behave like lose cannons, the hirees will not get the job.

      Now, none of this will matter to a great manager. But, we can not assume we are dealing with world class people. If you're applying to work directly with the executes at Google, include the PhD. If you're applying for a job swapping cards in server containers at Google, DO NOT include the PhD. If you don't know, assume they are insecure egoists and make the call yourself.

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      Here's to losing my Karma Bonus again....
    8. Re:You need to work on communications skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like Sheldon's Nobel prize didn't work out. And you want to be a product manager but can't manage your own career? So let me translate. "I want big bucks to do fuck all cause I gots me a PhD, bitches!!"

    9. Re:You need to work on communications skills by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have been down this road, even read the book you cited, it has been through tens of revisions, but after a while trying to anticipate or second-guess the mind set of interviewers is a losing proposition, so is the whole job preparedness game. For one even in Silicon Valley where I happen to live, most job search and recruitment operations, even the human resources people of the companies hiring, don't understand the job descriptions they are trying to fill. So this futile game revolves around people who don't know what they are doing, interviewing people they don't understand in a hostile job market driven by an economy where investment is not robust enough to create enough jobs to be filled by the available talent. In this situation recruiters, whether they understand the job description or not, resort to nonsense, some of it illegal to the intent of the law, to weed applicants out.

      It might be a better strategy to let it all hang out and not worry about pleasing interviewers at all. Your advice might be more sound for less technical or more managerial jobs, but not for those that demand a more technical skill. There the problem is that the target cross section for a match has dropped because the demand far exceeds the supply. The generic job recruiter role with all its cover letter drafts and taylor-made resumes is so much spinning of wheels, and it may be better to not worry about interview mistakes, for that just gets mismatches out of the way sooner, You have to interview more, but if you have obvious flaws such as being grey or have an obvious physical handicap or have generic skills, which are by definition out of date, you may as well get it over fast because the guy you are talking to, even if he is another engineer, is going to want the person with the experience he needs right now, because he doesn't have to wait. Years ago if you were alive and warm you could get a job here, no more. Of course the problem with this is that useful talent is wasted just because investors aren't spending, not because such talent is worthless. People, perhaps even yourself believe that effort deserves a reward, but that can't be true if some person believes they are helping you when they don't really know that it is effective, especially when their ideas apply to a situation that might have been true five or ten years ago but has changed.

    10. Re:You need to work on communications skills by bbsalem · · Score: 2

      That is unfair. I knew a guy with a PhD in EE who had to hide his degree just to get an ordinary software job in an ordinary company. His problem was that he was enough of a perfectionist that the half-assed stuff that goes on these places drove him nuts.

  25. Find a guy like me... by ADanFromCanada · · Score: 1

    Cause I'm an entrepreneur who is looking for exactly a guy like you!

  26. Don't mention your PhD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't mention the PhD. and you will do fine. Tried it myself.

  27. Scary letters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With all due respect, as someone who does hiring, I will say that the letters Phd are what would scare me off. For a job that doesn't require it, it indicates that you are desperate for a job and once you find something better, you're gone. Your resume would end up deleted without so much as a phone call. Also, in my experience, people with graduate engineering/science degrees tend to be more academic and less pragmatic. There is such a thing as too smart in the real world sadly.

    Google or Apple is where you would probably do well IMHO.

  28. Not a joke by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 2

    Move to China, Taiwan or Singapore and study Chinese. A PhD is respected a lot more there than in the US. I'm moving back in 6 months.

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    "The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
    1. Re:Not a joke by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      You might be right, learning is in general respected more in other places than in the U.S. But my problem with this is do these countries really respect what an advanced degree gets you in most places in the world? That is an ability to think outside the box. The societies of which you speak are not tolerant of independent and iconoclastic thinking. If there was a war that separated China from access to European and American thinking, would it eventually fall behind and become defeated, just like Japan was in WW II? This is not a joke.

  29. A few options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have a few suggestions:

    1. Have you thought about working in Academic IT? Most colleges like their IT staff 'over-credentialed' and being out-of-date with current technologies isn't as big a deal there either. If I were you, I might even look up a couple of research groups (especially in Physics departments) that have a large computing cluster and see if you get on as a admin there. Alternatively, you might find it politically easier to work as an admin in a research group/lab outside your own field.

    2. Have you thought about working for a start-up? Once again, most start-ups are cool with their employees having unconventional backgrounds. I worked with many PhDs (and many PhD dropouts) at various start-ups with degrees the most eclectic fields. Good start-ups like their employees super smart as well. You might have to relocate to a city where the start-up scene is more dense. If you aren't having any luck in the Silicon Valley, you might try Raleigh/Durham area as well.

    3. Have you thought about becoming a 'Data Scientist'? While I'm leery of hype, many firms hire Physicists to do that kind of work (although they tend to have more theoretical backgrounds).

    I could think of other options, but I don't know enough about your background or training to be specific.

    One thing you have to realize is that HR departments in large corporations are pretty bizarre. They don't tend to hire the best person for the job, just the least risky. Smaller companies function differently. Small tech companies or start-ups tend to value good analytical skills. They tend to look at the whole person.

  30. what did you expect? by stenvar · · Score: 2

    Science careers are extremely tough. Physics is even worse than other fields, with its obsession with youth and large number of graduates. Most physics graduates end up switching fields or working in engineering jobs in research labs. There is a shortage of scientists, but not a shortage of academic research scientists. Who do you think "lied" to you about it? Didn't you bother to look around you in grad school? Count the number of staff vs graduating students?

    Trouble is, by switching out of the computer field, you also give the appearance of having burned out on computers. You have skills and experience, but it seems a little much to expect for people to just hand you a career after you made a bunch of unusual career moves.

    What's wrong with your current job, though? A DoD and NASA program manager seems like a respectable job for a physics Ph.D.

    1. Re:what did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He hasn't embraced the suck and realized everyone (statistically) with grey hair and a tech background is a program manager.

    2. Re:what did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kill yourself you boot-licking fuck.

    3. Re:what did you expect? by TheMathemagician · · Score: 1

      As silly a troll as this is .... I just LOLed. I'm going to be using some of this.

  31. Put Physics PhD to tasks of Energy from Thorium by ivi · · Score: 1

    There seems to be a grass roots movement growing, to explore options for bringing safer, cheaper-to-build "Liquid Fluoride Thorium Reactors" (a.k.a. LFTRs).

    If there are no deal-killer issues with getting Energy from Thorium, I'd guess the number of jobs for Physics PhD's will rise.

    If you're new to this, cf: Kirk Sorensen's recent talk at TED.com; for details, search YouTube for "Thorium Remix."

  32. Try a place like Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They will take and like your PhD - they don't care too much what its in - and in fact if you really can demonstrate a good basic understanding of CS and the ability to problem solve, they ought to hire you

  33. quantlab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there are some major players in the financial trading .. I found this one , and I have interviewed with them they are awesome. It is in Houston , texas. This one seems to fit you, and the phd won't scare them away.

    http://ch.tbe.taleo.net/CH11/ats/careers/requisition.jsp?org=QUANTLAB&cws=1&rid=261

  34. Demonstrate that you have feet in both camps by Zarhan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There are several comments here stating that the PhD means that hiring managers are scared of those. They are - but only if it's a "pure" PhD. I've got a lots of friends in academia who haven't spent a day in the industry. They are scared witless on what happens if their grant money expires (and are without tenure), since industry is such a different world and hiring managers know that they'd be like fish out of water.

    However, you seem to be in a very much similar situation as me. I completed my PhD last year. I happen to also have industry experience, including 9 years of working for an ISP, and a CCIE certificate. From my experience, it's a *very* attractive combination - to an emplyer, it means that you know what's going on in the real world and understand customers, and yet you can also look at the bleeding edge of research and maybe have some insight on how things at the horizon might affect your business in a few years - and maybe capitalize on those opportunities ahead of the curve. I know several people with similar backgrounds - in big companies they are usually located somewhere near CTOs office or similar positions, if not directly in R&D departments, but a few of them (myself included) deal with customers and their networks on a daily basis.

    That pause in your resume doesn't really matter *if* you can demonstrate that you haven't been in the ivory tower of universities but can actually deal with real-world problems.

  35. Go to a contracting agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a certification and talk to any of the major contracting agencies.

    No one will balk at your degree. No one will ask about it. With that project management experience and a good network certification you can pick up great paying short or long term jobs and by starting as a contractor you bypass hiring managers. Benefits? At contracting rates you can make enough to buy your own insurance until you turn a contract position into full time. In the meantime you will be picking up all kinds of good experience.

  36. About shortages: A must-read: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pork cycle

    Seriously. There may have been a shortage, and that may be exactly the reason why there isn't one anymore.

  37. science degrees are overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    i work with a kid with a physics degree and he makes the same shitty wage i do working the same job with my liberal arts degree but at least my knowledge of history and philosophy will always be relevant to me no matter where life takes me...all his human calculator stuff, not so much.

    1. Re:science degrees are overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hah, with a physics degree, if you don't like the world, you just change it to your liking.

  38. You are applying for the wrong jobs by robbo · · Score: 2

    The big companies: GOOG, MSFT, FB, even twitter can recognize the value of your PhD and give you a job you'll find rewarding. You've clearly got math chops and technical chops so as long as you can communicate well you should be a strong candidate. Look for keywords like researcher, applied researcher, data analyst, decision scientist, technical program manager, etc etc. There are tons of jobs for people like you and you don't have to pigeonhole yourself as pure research (overselling) or network admin (underselling). I spent a long time in academia before finding an industry job I really enjoy that is only tangentially related to my original research expertise.

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    So long, and thanks for all the Phish
    1. Re:You are applying for the wrong jobs by kiwimate · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with this. My company is not very big - less than 1000 FTEs - but we have a ton of PhD staff. There are six other companies in the U.S. who do what we do and every one of them also has a bunch of doctorates. If you came to us with a PhD, it'd be a definite bonus, rather than making us nervous.

      Why the difference? No, we're not a software company like those mentioned by robbo, but we are nonetheless highly technical (in the EE field, as it happens) and value people with expertise in technical fields. EE primarily, but also computer science and math, as well as other disciplines.

      I'd be looking at companies that have a technical discipline as their core business in some form.

  39. Don't include the PhD on your resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't advertise your doctorate, present yout dissertation research as a professional project.

    Non-PhD's will be intimidated by your qualifications.

  40. There _is_ a shortage by Alomex · · Score: 3, Informative

    I went back to school and finished my PhD in Physics. They lied -- there really is no shortage of scientists.

    There is a shortage of scientist, just not in the fields that are typically pursued within the hallowed halls of academia. Go ahead and do a PhD in High Energy physics, String theory, Cosmology or Relativistic physics and you'll end up like the person in the GP post. If you study, on the other hand, semiconductor physics, friction, or material physics you'll find half a dozen offers for well paid positions in industry research labs in no time.

    1. Re:There _is_ a shortage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's half a dozen such labs.

    2. Re:There _is_ a shortage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, two of my relatives have PhDs in Physics and they work in labs you likely never heard of. They are each in their second position after graduation for a total of four labs none of which you likely have heard of though you might have heard of their respective parent companies. Their work is rather cool and they each take home $200K+ a year.

    3. Re:There _is_ a shortage by radtea · · Score: 1

      If you study, on the other hand, semiconductor physics, friction, or material physics you'll find half a dozen offers for well paid positions in industry research labs in no time.

      Don't. Make. Me. Laugh.

      "Semiconductor physics" is a huge field, and "materials science" is even broader, and only a few tiny niches are hot at any moment, and if you don't luck into one of those you may as well have spent a few years putting a more precise limit on a particular branch of the decay of a non-existent particle (which is what I did for my PhD.)

      When I was a student there were two particularly big things in semiconductor physics: molecular beam epitaxi and gallium arsenide. By the time I graduated both were passe', although I knew one student who just squeaked in under the wire and got a good job on the basis of his graduate work in MBE.

      Tribology (friction) certainly has some appeal currently, particularly in medical devices and implants, but that's today. I would never advise a student to go into a particular field simply based on the current prospects for jobs, because I know too well that the jobs may not be there in three or five (or ten) years.

      From another perspective, there is no shortage of scientists: there is a shortage of scientists who fit the unbelievably narrow specificatoins that hiring managers put on open positions (the so-called "purple squirrel" phenomenon.)

      On top of this, there is this relentless chorus of educators and policy-makers continually screaming that we need more educated people in general and more people with science and engineering degrees in particular, preferably at the PhD level--because a Masters is pretty much an admission of failure in the sciences--while the hard reality is that threads like this are full of two pieces of generally sound advice for people with PhDs looking for jobs outside of the hundred-to-one odds of tenure-track appointments:

      1) apply to universities in support capacities, where smart people are valued even if their degree isn't in the immediate field of application

      2) lie about having a PhD.

      Those are good pieces of advice unless you present yourself very, very carefully. I've been fortunate to be able to leaverage my PhD into some amazingly cool stuff and also fortunate that I've got the right attitude and skills to run my own business, which I did for about a decade. But I broke into the commerical software market during the dot-com boom where they'd hire a dog if had some coding experience. Unless you've had comparable good fortune, the thing that the OECD and others are all telling you should do--get a PhD so you can get a good job--is actually a significant impediment to getting a good job.

      Almost everyone here knows this, but almost no one going into a PhD program realizes it because of the sytematic hype-machine promoting higher education as the road to riches.

      --
      Blasphemy is a human right. Blasphemophobia kills.
    4. Re:There _is_ a shortage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is a shortage of scientists who fit the unbelievably narrow specificatoins that hiring managers put on open positions (the so-called "purple squirrel" phenomenon.)

      Sure, but you can always make sure you pick up some near-to-your-subfield-of-study skills that are presently in vogue. I picked up a couple in the last eight months of my grad degree and had two industry jobs lined up in the middle of a recession by the time I finished. So did my two physicist friends.

      Or you can ignore the signs, remain narrowly focused and then come to slashdot to cry us a river.

      Unless you've had comparable good fortune, the thing that the OECD and others are all telling you should do--get a PhD so you can get a good job--is actually a significant impediment to getting a good job.

      Nowadays having a PhD or at least having started one is almost a job requirement to get hired in Google, and will certainly open you many doors in facebook, linkedin, etc.

      It will also open you doors in Wall Street so long as it is in physics, CS or math. If it is in Chemistry, a friend just got two offers from chemical companies.

  41. You are fool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go work for Ardra.

  42. Use those skills by Animats · · Score: 1

    With that background, get into the math-heavy end of computing. Get into machine learning, robotics, or quantitative finance. Apply to the big guys: Google, Microsoft, maybe Oracle. They're not afraid of PhDs.

    If you want to stay in networking, consider going to Cisco or Blue Coat Systems and working on network traffic management. They need more theory. Cable TV systems for traffic management are a collection of tuning knobs in search of a coherent policy.

  43. you are getting inteviews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "hiring managers see the gap and the PhD and run screaming"

    Does this mean you are getting interviews? If so, you need to work on explaining how you can add value to their organization.

    I was just in a similar position as you, I just finished my PhD in engineering and had a number of years pre grad school as an engineer. I found it terribly difficult to find a job in industry, as my PhD topic was very theoretical. Actually had a couple of interviews for faculty positions in major universities, but my heart wasn't in that direction. I finally found an awesome job. If you are not getting interviews, I strongly suggest contacting people (managers, directors) in organizations directly, and setting up information type interviews. What worked for me is the "career change" angle, "I've tried the PhD, and now I've got that bug out of my system and I've carefully reevaluated which direction I want to go in, and this is it..." Again, explain how you can add value to their organization. Be confident and don't look desperate. If you make the right connection with someone, they'll overlook what you did in the past.

    Good luck

  44. Who tries to sell to you? by Matt_Bennett · · Score: 1

    Find that IT job, and look at who is trying to sell to you. The quality jobs are going to be found via networking (the person to person kind) anyway. Not all companies are run the same way- do the legwork- find the companies that already employ people like you... and then you have a place to concentrate your search.

  45. Physics PhD for tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You might think about researching companies in some of the following areas:

    - defense
    - robotics, autonomous vehicles
    - fluid dynamics
    - CAD, particularly dynamic simulations
    - meteorology
    - 3D game engines
    - math libraries and engines, e.g. Wolfram, Mathworks

    The search should be nationwide in scope (at least) and you should be willing to relocate.

  46. Re:Hide your PhD by NFN_NLN · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not so sure that is a good idea, either. I was told, albeit a while back, that not including any past jobs and/or education is lying. It might be a lie of omission, but the job apps I've seen, asked for all past positions and education. I'd suggest speaking to a an expert in the field before excluding things.

    Hmmm.. I really think it depends on the situation. Let's take a look:

    Omitting that you working as a part time drug dealer in college... hiding something
    Omitting that you have a respectable Ph.D... your choice
    Omitting that you helped manage the importation of underage prostitutes from southeast asia... very specific and also hiding something
    Omitting your religion, marital status, sexual preference... your choice
    Omitting that your Ph.D. actually came from a sketchy online university... hiding something

    It appears omitting something out that could be potentially damaging is wrong. But omitting an achievement or otherwise acceptable detail that isn't the employers business is just fine.

  47. I hate to say it by stox · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Physics Phd's were very popular hires for High Frequency Trading firms due to their demonstrated problem solving abilities. This has now extended to some of the Fortune 500's in "Big Data" analysis teams. Stop looking at Physics jobs, and start looking at jobs which will benefit from the skill set you have developed to get your degree. You might be surprised.

    --
    "To those who are overly cautious, everything is impossible. "
    1. Re:I hate to say it by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      Isn't "Quant" really somewhat disreputable?

  48. You're Lucky by strangeattraction · · Score: 1

    The managers that ran screaming...you didn't want them. They are hiring on buzword filled resumes that they actually think mean something. You want a manager/company that wants extremely bright people that can solve problems that do not have buzwords yet. How long did you really network trying to find a job? 6 months a year at least is necessary. Work your connections or linkdin. Tackle this as you would a networking problem.

  49. Re:Hide your PhD by kye4u · · Score: 3, Informative

    As much as I hate to say that, hiding a part of your education from resume (like not mentioning your PhD) is a pretty common method of getting employment. Of course with lower salary. They run screaming just because they think that they would need to pay more, because you had PhD.

    My perspective as potential employee
    I'm a PhD candidate (Computer Engineering) at a top 5 engineering school, and I would say that through the process of looking for full-time employment, the opposite has been happening to me.

    Employers see the PhD and their expectations rise exponentially; they expect you to walk on water and work miracles during the interview process even though the position you have applied for only requires a MS. Ironically, an MS graduate would have an easier time getting the same job that I applied to.

    Employer perspective
    I do understand things from the employers' perspective. Employers are concerned about retention and not just about at the company, but at the position you applied for at the company. They worry that if they pay you below fair market value for PhD salary, that you may jump ship when an opportunity comes along for you to get a PhD salary at some other position and/or some other company. Also, a PhD can signal to the employer that you are very ambitious and really like to learn. Above average ambition and appetite/ability to learn can be a risk factor for them because you may get bored of your current position and jump ship

  50. Mathworks has 200+ job openings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://mathworks.com

    At places like that if you don't have a PHD in something hard you are a second class citizen. You don't want to be coding python scripts for setting up data centers if you it's differential equations that make you all excited.

    1. Re:Mathworks has 200+ job openings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck those arrogant fucks. What about those of us smart enough not to waste time on a worthless Masters/PhD.

    2. Re:Mathworks has 200+ job openings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If those fucks actually wanted to hire anyone they wouldn't have 200 openings.

  51. Make sure your age is not obvious by maxwells_deamon · · Score: 1

    If you are looking for work and your resume shows anything over 15 ago (or even sometimes 10 years ago) most HR departments will blackball it. If it is your current job they might look at it but otherwise flush. I have even been told by a well known contract firm that they don't look at anything related to the current position they are trying to fill if it is over 1 1/2 years ago,

  52. PhD is a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't listen to all these webdev code-monkeys - all they know is how to crank out the same vanilla information system apps. They are a dime a dozen.
    You, on the other hand are in a position of strength - you have a combined skill-set that is greater than the sum of its parts. By combining maths and programming, you can do what most can not: algorithm development - there is strong demand for machine learning, 3D game dev, quantitative finance.
    Go out there and seize the day, you've earned it !

  53. Intel PhDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Google looks primarily for CS PhDs, but manufacturing companies like Intel look for PhDs across multiple sectors. Particularly since Intel does their own manufacturing, they hire EE's, CompE's, and I wouldn't be surprised there were a few Physics guys working on fab tech.

    I agree with the parent that Cisco might actually be a good place to look. Manufacturing & transistors involve a lot of physics. Stuff with wireless signals as well

  54. Re:Hide your PhD by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Omitting your religion, marital status, sexual preference... your choice"

    Technically, yes, but it's really not a good idea to volunteer this kind of information, unless it's incidentally implied by something else on your work history or work-related hobbies. So, if you were the IT manager for your local coven or organized monthly flying spaghetti dinners for the homeless, go ahead and say that, but don't simply put "member of the Church of the Sub-Genius" on your resumé. In the US it is illegal for them to ask that, and it is legally touchy for them to know that, because it opens them up to accusations of bias. It can come across as blackmail, saying "If you don't hire me, I'll sue you for illegal discrimination" or trying to curry favor with someone who has the same faith. At the least it shows that you don't understand what's appropriate information in a job application.

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    http://alternatives.rzero.com/
  55. Relocate by Kittenman · · Score: 2

    I suspect you're looking locally - relocate. I've even changed countries for some jobs (broaden the mind and learn a language). If you're in the States - try Canada/Australia/the UK. After that, Europe ... plenty of places would be more than happy to get a Ph. D in Physics.

    Iran is looking, I believe ....

    --
    "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes" - Winston Churchill
    1. Re:Relocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an MBA from a world top 15 school but I got it when I was 40 so there was really no job prospects for me in North America (Europe would be different). So I went back to tech and I never put my MBA on my tech resume. Just make some stuff about you went travelling after the bubble burst, something like that.

  56. Apply to the big guys (like all the other Phds) by kye4u · · Score: 1
    I've seen quite a few posts telling the OP to apply to the big companies such as Google, Microsoft, IBM, Cisco, etc.....

    It could be worth a shot to do this. However, now you are now competing with a large pool of very qualified applicants who may have conducted research in the specific areas that the job is in. The odds of landing a position at a big Tech company may be slim with a PhD in a research area outside of the companies interest area.

    Although the PhD, your research, and your experience could add significant value to the company, it may be difficult for prospective employers to see/appreciate this value. Like other posters have said, consider starting at the bottom (volunteer, low paying position, startup, self-employed)

    Heck, one of the greatest physicist of all time, Albert Einstein, spent 9 years after he graduated trying to get the job that he actually wanted. Four of those years were after he had written four papers in 1905 that would revolutionize physics. During the interim period between graduating and landing a professorship, he took a tutoring job, worked as a patent clerk, and taught classes pro-bono at a local university.

  57. One word for you... by Zigurd · · Score: 2

    Learn Android programming. While this advice is well-founded in personal experience, it may also be slightly self serving.

  58. ask three recruiters/headhunters by Fireshadow · · Score: 1

    Hopefully, you have contact information for at least three recruiters/headhunters. These would be the people that speak HR as it were. The broad question you need to ask them is "Can you help me to tailor my resume to the position I'm looking for?" The specific question would be regarding what to do with the Phd.

    --
    "It's one thing to talk about the poetry of machines. Quite another to listen to it for yourself."
  59. Project much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't get any attitude from the post.

    From the poster:

    I'm more than willing to start over...

    That doesn't sound like someone with an attitude for me. That sounds like someone who is willing to do what it takes to get back into the field.

  60. Need to use your PhD as an asset by kellymcdonald78 · · Score: 1

    As a former networking product manager I wish you luck. The industry is completely different from what it was 10 years ago, especially on the home networking equipment side. There has been significant consolidation and margins have dropped. Home networking equipment is a pure commodity play these days, with most product managers in this segment almost purely MBA/marketing folks. Unless you've got a Rolodex to kill for, the only place I can see you having any luck, is where you can use your PhD as an asset. Cutting edge technologies like LTE-A, 802.11ac/ad, 100Gb optical, or terrabit switching are filled with EE and Physics PhDs. Product Managers in these areas need the technical background because the products are sold on a purely technical basis. However if you've been out of the networking game for so long, its going to be a heavy lift getting up to speed.

  61. You must keep up with tech to stay relevant by bloggerhater · · Score: 1

    The fact of the matter is that if you are not willing to spend your own time keeping up with tech, you do not belong in IT. Period.

  62. Don't sell yourself short! PhD in physics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hi, sorry to post anonymously, but I hope you read anyway, too identifiable etc. I've been not quite where you are but close, and I've interviewed a good number of devs after getting situated as a lead dev. (Everything is easy once foot is in door; getting foot in door can be tricky.)

    0. Don't sell yourself short. Physics PhDs have the highest avg IQs (yeah I know, just roll with it) of any field I've seen stats for. So don't go into a trivial area of tech just because you need something quick. Choose something like machine learning, compression, cryptography (see Schneier, advanced degree in physics), or if networking and databases then serious engineering like they do at Google (which has a strongly academic bent, by the way). Lots of seemingly simple problem spaces become difficult when they get huge.

    1. Treat your first gig as a learning experience. Think about how what you're learning from more experienced people is worth $30K+ or so, how your experience and marks on the resume will pay off big in a few years. Choose based on what you're doing, not so much on pay. Careers are path-dependent. You'll get experience in XYZ, then your next job will be in XYZ, where you'll get paid more and get more experience, so you'll be even more valuable in XYZ, and so on.

    2. Construct a career/personal narrative that makes sense. Hiring guys do on one level know that people often drift in life, but it helps to show how it all 'comes together'. Try to figure out how your physics background jives with your physics background, how it's your "special attack". Use it as evidence of persistence, like you're a triathlete. Don't come across as a "I hid from reality in grad school" type--you do hard things because they're there! (or something.) You have pent up energy from being in grad school, you want to do something real and hard and fun. Try raw brain power + quant background appropriate for field X. If relevant, say you're good at mathematical modeling.

    3. Look into start-ups and other firms that value raw brain power (e.g., the big four, though you might need a track record first). Hiring guys get so proud of themselves when they grab a 'raw gem'. Try something along the lines of "I spent some years in school so I need to make a huge success now to make up for opportunity cost." If you can't afford to have the start-up not succeed, you'll try harder. All firms, even tech firms, rely on a bit of smoke-and-mirrors window dressing. PhD can be very valuable here! Some guys like to have PhDs around so they can be "as smart as the PhDs" or "lead the PhDs" or what have you. Start-ups gain credibility (to investors haha) by having PhDs (and grads of top CS schools) on board. The main fear about PhDs is that they dilly-dally-doddle, so make sure you come across as focused and directed.

    n + 1. Whatever you ultimately do, train for it like it's a competitive sport (like chess, haha). If you're a dev, master your editor, study your dev tools, do practice drills on weekends, identify the best blogs and read them daily, know the corpus (libraries and packages). You're probably smarter so you'll do better eventually, but accept that there's some missing background at first and you just have to sponge for a while.

    tl;dr => Go into a field of CS that leverages your physics background (anything highly quantitative or statistical), construct a narrative that makes your PhD a powerful supplementary asset ("special attack" if you will). Sell yourself a little now and you won't have to sell yourself a lot later for less. Smooth sailing after first gig. Career highly path dependent; choose first gig well.

  63. look forwards not backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It might've been your heyday, but walking forwards while looking backwards is never a good idea. Clearly you're able to learn, so pick a new subject, anything that takes your fancy, and learn about it. See where it takes you.

  64. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On earth did you get a PhD in Physics if all you want to do is sling routers for a living? You have two options:

    1. Go be a postdoc and slowly earn back the respect of your fellow physicists.
    2. Do the honorable thing

    I'll just leave this knife over here. Feel free to make your choice.

  65. Scarce? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    After the dotcom bubble burst so long ago,when tech jobs were so scarce, ...

    I've been continuously employed since I graduated with a BSCS in 1987. Twice with the same small software development company, Unisys, SAIC - both at the NASA Langley Research Center - The New York Times and Northrop Grumman - all as a system programmer and/or system administrator on just about every kind of system from PC to Cray 2. The one time I unintentionally lost my job, I immediately found a part-time programming job at a small local hosting company and a new full-time, at my previous salary, two months later. I also kept the part-time work for a year. I'm now 50, w/still only a BSCS, debt-free and make enough to save, yes save, $65K/year.

    I you can't find a job, then either you have a way-wrong education / skill set, or aren't looking hard enough or willing to start low enough on the food chain and prove yourself. Dot-Com bubble burst excuse my ass. Live modestly, don't buy shit you don't really need, pay off ALL your bills promptly, save all you can and you'll have the resources and flexibility to do whatever you want w/o worry. No one can have leverage on you if you don't need anything.

    I find networking technology absolutely trivial and have been retraining on my own, but hiring managers see the gap and the PhD and run screaming. I'm more than willing to start over in network admin but can't even get considered for that. Suggestions?"

    Downplay the PhD as simply your willingness to learn new things in depth. Take my advise on living modestly and offer to start with a lower salary with the understanding that you'll get bumped after proving yourself.

    --
    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  66. You're done in this industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Over the last 30 or so years, those of us with secure positions in the industry have observed the following pattern. A boom starts to build, and suddenly our industry is crowded by a bunch of riff raff, people who aren't really computer people, but came for the promise of good pay and a stable career. They don't contribute much, and are really more like semi-beneficial parasites to the industry. As the bubble grows, we get more and more of this, until the bubble pops. Then the riff raff are the first to go.

    Basically, by losing your job, and not doing anything to get another one, you have labeled yourself as riff raff. You will have to wait for the next boom to get a job.

  67. Not a problem here... by Natales · · Score: 2

    Not sure where do you actually live, but what you are describing is simply not true here in Silicon Valley. The industry is very hot and there is a lot of competition for talent. The more, the better, so your education and experience is far from a problem. And I'm not only talking start-ups, but even larger companies.

    Now with the appearance of SDN (Software Defined Networking), all your networking skills will become valuable again. It's a new market with the traditional players will fight with the newcomers and innovators.

    I know because I'm exactly in that business and I can't hire fast enough.

    1. Re:Not a problem here... by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but I.ll bet what you are hiring for is very specific, and you have zero incentive to hire people with generic skills because of the way the investment climate works, the supply is far less than the demand and so you can wait for an exact match. I guess that you spec the skills you want and you tell some mindless HR type exactly that to find excuses to turn out this huge flood of applicants. I wouldn't want that job; sifting through this huge stack of resumes that you know don't match beforehand.

      I think that his problem is true in Silicon Valley. I do live here, and even though you need people, you strike out most of the time too, and yes I know that the filtering has been automated, but still the volume causes delays. Don't kid yourself, there are many people right here who are not working, forced to retire and not even counted on the unemployment rolls because they have stopped looking, and the unemployment rate is still high for those that are counted. I am seriously considering moving away even though i am on Social Security and may need to find a job with generic programming and Unix skils that I can ply almost anywhere else.

  68. Americans are insane morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    None of the statements here that I have read make any logical sense at all. How in the world is a PhD a liability? Americans are a nation of irrational, possibly insane morons. Bite the bullet and leave the country for a more rational place (check out Germany although their hiring also turned somewhat insane for a while).

  69. Sheldon?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on the next episode of Big Bang Theory..

  70. Been there, done that. by lpfarris · · Score: 2

    I finished my Ph.D as an experimental physicist 20 years ago, and got a post-doc. And I managed to get a job in IT after that. A few comments on your story: (1) Physics to network technology is not a natural jump. Your resume should be highlighting all the relevant experience you gathered while doing your PhD. I did a lot of heavy coding for data analysis, big data crunching, and unix system administration on cutting edge hardware. My other option besides the Sales Engineer job I ended up taking was translating particle transport code from Fortran to C++. When I was looking for a tech job, that was the experience I emphasized, not the actual physics part. (2) As others have mentioned, you need to be talking to small shops, you're more likely to talk directly to the hiring manager, rather than a HR person. (3) As many have already said, eat some humble pie. You very obviously didn't do your research before deciding to pursue a PhD in Physics. And you haven't been pursuing the obvious route of getting some network certifications. I mean, come on, what evidence are you providing potential employers that your networking knowledge is at all current, or even still exists? And yes, the Ph,D. hurts, the problem is that they think you will want to be paid commensurate with a Ph.D. with your full years of working experience, rather than paid as a network engineer with years of experience up to when you left the field. They are worried you will get bored, consider the work beneath you, and you will either leave or become a problem employee. (5) Take some contracting work. The bar is lower, because if you don't work out they can just end the contract. And that will pad out your resume with the relevant experience. The only time my Ph.D. was a liability was in getting my first job. You need to establish a job history post-Ph.D. that shows the sort of work you are willing to do for a reasonable amount of pay, for a reasonable length of time. I kept my first technology job for five years. Then, the Ph.D. was never again an issue, it was only an asset. You might need to do contract work for a year or two to establish a similar sort of track record.

  71. Networking Technology Trivial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell that to me in an interview and I'll have a hard time not laughing at you.

  72. Re:Hide your PhD by afaik_ianal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most places I've worked would instantly toss resumes that explicitly mentioned anything like that - DOB, marital status, religion, even a photo.

    Having a policy of rejecting anyone who volunteers information that could be used as grounds for a discrimination claim is apparently the safest approach.

  73. What by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, you have a PHD in physics. If the company can't see your value then they are not a good fit.

    I have a Bachelors in Physics, and was able to get into software engineering 16 years ago. The physics training has been invaluable to my software career. Scientist think a certain way, and that "way" is an asset to have on an engineering team.

    If these companies can't see that they are idiots.

  74. Why aren't you applying to the Navy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their major problem is that job grades are related to education - so a PhD means that you bosses can still give you pay raises in the future, while you should apply to get a lower salary for now. Physics is largely the mapping of rules and results from the constructed mathematical worlds into the real world - with the exception that most Noble Laureate Physicists say "Screw the Real World, I like this mathematical one better". Work the Physics degree into Network Administration, and use that as a spiel when applying, This also will work to convince yourself that you have a unique value to add to this job.
    On the other hand, if you become a Network Admin and design a screwed up network because you set up an RF feed and forget that the ventilation grid in a prefab space is a waveguide, or don't check that the cheap Chinese Routers that you buy actually have different MAC addresses I will be merciless - so make sure you are a good network admin, unlike the ex-Marine I had a screaming match with.

  75. PMP Certification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get PMP from the PMI and you can start contracting yourself out at $125/hr minimum.

  76. Weapons and oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's always work.

  77. Use the math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't sell yourself short, the PhD in Physics gives you a huge advantage as a quant/analytics developer. Look into companies doing Software Defined Networking or analytics software specifically aimed at network monitor & control. If you're good with statistics and data analysis (which Im sure you are), then you ought to have no problem.

  78. What happened to the American spirit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Congratulations! Phds take a lot of work and not everyone has the stamina to complete them.

    I have two perspectives on this. First as a former employer, I always recruited PhDs whenever I could. I never once regretted it. Then again, we were one of the the best companies in our field. I think the two are related. Don't assume that good companies will turn you down. It is only those middle managers who are not up to the job that will be intimidated by it. They tend not to be good companies.

    Second, as a Phd graduate myself. If you have done anything commercially relevent (which I did), there is nothing wrong with trying to set up your own company. The more mature you are the better. My experience is that many of the companies that I applied for after I finished my PhD employed people who were far less qualified than I was, and knew far less about where they should be leading their company. A lot of companies these days are run by accountants, who have no interest in R&D.

    If you can set up your own company go for it. From what I see, most engineers are not given enough time to innovate. You (if you were wise) gained skills that have some commercial relevence, that you can leverage.

    Don't listen to these negative people!

  79. Start a consulting company... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With a Ph.D. you too can sell scrum and agile to vapid management...

  80. Start your own business by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Your credentials are impressive and if you take advantage of free business training available through SCORE you could make something happen. I've finally had it with changing jobs every three years to get ahead. I signed up for a SCORE mentoring session and spoke with a mentor who had some unbelievably great ideas. He even related a story about a 70 year old woman who was laid off from her medical billing job only to become businesswoman of the year 8 months later. To me, that was inspirational. So, I'm in the process of starting a managed IT services firm to specialize in 25-75 user businesses. I have about 7,500.00 in startup capital and until I'm fully ready to incorporate, I'll continue in my present job. I'm only maybe three weeks into the planning and the process is fun and exciting. It is also amazing what tools there are out there on the internet to help you start a business. In some ways it is even easier than it ever was.

  81. Get up to date then. by retroworks · · Score: 1

    You either work at a job willing to train you, in which the Ph.D looks like a silly albatross, or you go get up to date. If you do the latter, people might assume you are up to date because of the Ph'D. But to say "I have a Ph'D and I am not up to date" sounds vaguely like "I've fallen and I can't get up"

    --
    Gently reply
  82. Obligatory Physicist xkcd by pickupsticks · · Score: 1
  83. find a small company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    large companies suffer from HR group think. A small company will be glad to have you. Start there.

  84. You need to hit your network by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

    Basically, every single person you know who might be able to get you a foot in the door in a tech job needs to be on your speed dial. Did you make any friends at school? Maybe you had some science classes with people going for Computer Science type degrees. Don't be ashamed to hit up you relatives, either.

    A wise philosopher once said related to a particular job that it is a, "valuable thing, you just don't give it away for nothing." This is why the best people to ask are people who owe you favors, or people who you can owe a favor. Getting a job is part of the favor economy.

    --
    "MIT betrayed all of its basic principles."
  85. National Labs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try applying at one of the major physics labs such as Argonne and Fermi Lab in Illinois, SLAC and LBL in California, Brookhaven and Wilson labs in New York, Los Alamos National Lab in New Mexico, etc. They like their gearheads to have degrees in physics so they understand what they are supporting. My wife has a PhD in particle physics, yet does software engineering at FermiLab.

  86. game industry wants you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Screw the networking stuff, go write physics code for a 3D game company.

    1. Re:game industry wants you by TheMathemagician · · Score: 1

      Games programming pays very poorly because it has an associated 'glamour' among young nerds willing to work insane hours.

  87. I think you're missing the synergy here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So ok, you've been out of the industry for a while. Let me bring you up to speed. Some of the most lucrative jobs are going to people who can code (especially low level networking code, even in old school languages like C) and know math. The big data boom is one thing. Wall Street is the other.

    If you can code, you have a PhD in Physics, and you're on less than 200k per year. You haven't been looking too hard:
    http://jobs.phds.org/physics-jobs/quantitative-finance

  88. Re:Hide your PhD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    organized monthly flying spaghetti dinners for the homeless

    Is that a fancy way of saying you threw food at homeless people?

  89. Don't tell them about your PHD. by elucido · · Score: 1

    Just tell them you have a degree and don't highlight your PHD or education. They will find out about it if they absolutely care but if they don't they wont.

    1. Re:Don't tell them about your PHD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are moron

  90. Re:Hide your PhD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to get a job in Salt Lake City, you don't tell them your religion.

    You DO tell them that you like to travel and you spent 2 years somewhere. (doesn't matter where, just pick a good needy spot.)

  91. Certs certs certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I too tried to get back into computing / admin field after a lapse. The only thing HR or hiring managers give a shit about are seeing certifications on your resume / CV. anything else they don't even look at. Sadly I gave up and went with another field that was more friendly.

  92. Pardon me, but... by multimediavt · · Score: 1

    Put that degree to work for you! You obviously have an interest in the physics of what's going on, now apply that to the technology you seem to have a passion for and see if you can contribute in the hands on stuff rather than the managerial stuff. Get your chops back in the trenches and work back into a Product Manager position if you desire, but I don't think there's a lack of networking companies that could use good Ph.D.s. Heck, there may be good post-doc positions in this area you might love that could lead to other work on the side or another career. You must still have contacts at the university you matriculated through, and having been a Ph.D. student you must be familiar with The Chronicle for Higher Education and the numerous job openings it contains. Post-docs with experience are usually more welcome, too. Don't keep fishing in the same pond if you're not getting any bites.

  93. Re:Hide your PhD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...such as "France".