Russians Retrieve First Sample of Lake Vostok

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Russians Retrieve First Sample of Lake Vostok

Posted by Soulskill on Friday January 11, 2013 @08:34AM from the no-sign-of-jimmy-hoffa dept.

astroengine writes "Russian drilling operations at Lake Vostok, Antarctica, have succeeded in collecting a long-sought core sample of water frozen into the borehole from the glacier-covered, 20 million-year-old lake they cracked into last year. 'The first core of transparent lake ice, two meters long, was obtained on Jan. 10, at a depth of 3,406 meters (11,174.5 feet). Inside it was a vertical channel filled with white bubble-rich ice,' stated the Arctic and Antarctic Research Institute, part of the Federal Service for Hydrometeorology and Environmental Monitoring."

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Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · 2013-01-11 08:37 · Score: 5, Funny

This is how a horror movie starts.
1. Re:Uh oh by mrbester · 2013-01-11 08:55 · Score: 2
  
  Didn't the X-Files have that storyline?
  
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2. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · 2013-01-11 08:58 · Score: 1
  
  I misread it as "Russians Revive First Sample of Lake Vostok "
  I am much less interested in checking back since I realized the actual title.
3. Re:Uh oh by JeanCroix · 2013-01-11 09:00 · Score: 1
  
  Yup. That water's full of microscopic spawn of the Elder Things. We're doomed.
4. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · 2013-01-11 09:29 · Score: 1
  
  Yup. This is how Alien Vs Predator started.
5. Re:Uh oh by ikaruga · 2013-01-12 00:12 · Score: 1
  
  I think that is the storyline for Evangelion too.
In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · 2013-01-11 08:40 · Score: 2, Funny

lake drills you!
1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · 2013-01-11 08:52 · Score: 3, Funny
  
  Shut your lake hole.
The real question is by DarthBling · 2013-01-11 08:48 · Score: 2

what does the water in Lake Vostok taste like?
1. Re:The real question is by MightyMartian · 2013-01-11 08:49 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  Frozen piss, of course.
  
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2. Re:The real question is by Nidi62 · 2013-01-11 09:01 · Score: 1
  
  I think the better question is how well does it mix with liquor
  
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3. Re:The real question is by Hatta · 2013-01-11 09:06 · Score: 1
  
  Water? I suspect the Russians are only interested because it's actually a lake of pure vodka.
  
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4. Re:The real question is by JeanCroix · 2013-01-11 09:19 · Score: 1
  
  No, just frosty.
5. Re:The real question is by dargaud · 2013-01-12 03:46 · Score: 1
  
  Add a little H2O2 to your Evian and that should be about it. The water in Lake Vostok is highly saturated in O2, which seems to imply that no life will be found. The O2 comes from the surface snow trapping air, accumulating down, melting inside the lake and never being released (the extra water flows down in small rivers at the very bottom between ice and rock).
  I've had Champagne with ice from the last core from Epica, 3280m deep, and it was quite an experience: it was tingling in the glass like a glass xylophone. The 300 bars of pressure still held by bubbles of air in the ice being released by the melting. That and the sweet taste of drilling fluid.
  
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At least we already know... by Faw · 2013-01-11 08:49 · Score: 4, Funny

the names of the future Patient Zero
New brand of water by kmahan · 2013-01-11 08:53 · Score: 3, Funny

Wonder how long until the water bottling plant is built next to the lake.

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1. Re:New brand of water by DarwinSurvivor · 2013-01-11 09:42 · Score: 3, Insightful
  
  You seem to be under the impression that the brand of water has anything to do with its source...
2. Re:New brand of water by skuzzlebutt · 2013-01-11 09:45 · Score: 1
  
  Russians are trying to be good capitalists...they'll build one in Kiev and sell tap water called Fresh From Vostok. Just like Nestle/Coke/et al.
  
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3. Re:New brand of water by peragrin · 2013-01-12 01:04 · Score: 1
  
  woosh!!!! as you completely misunderstood the joke.
  All bottled water planets say fresh mountian spring, etc, when they are just random buildings taking random tap water out and filtering it.
  
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4. Re:New brand of water by skuzzlebutt · 2013-01-12 04:58 · Score: 2
  
  Absolutely right...I keep forgetting my lessons from Improv school: things are funnier in threes, trolling is a art, and jokes are better when based on solid, verifiable geo-political data.
  
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Re:Are wes sure by Anonymous Coward · 2013-01-11 08:58 · Score: 1

In Russia, Lake Vostok take sample of you!
But this is Antarctica, so the Russians just took samples of Lake Vostok. Sorry to be a downer like that.
So, taking bets by almitchell · 2013-01-11 08:58 · Score: 2

Will it be a flesh eating disease, an alien microbe, or simply a refreshing scent of meteor blast?

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1. Re:So, taking bets by Runaway1956 · 2013-01-11 14:03 · Score: 2
  
  I don't think you 90% scenario is very realistic. Have some copy/pasta:
  http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57554856/ancient-life-found-in-buried-antarctic-lake/
  Beneath the icy surface of a buried Antarctic lake, in super-salty water devoid of light and oxygen that is also cold enough to freeze seawater, researchers have now discovered that a diverse community of bacteria has survived for millennia.
  The findings shed light on the extreme limits at which life can live not just on Earth, but possibly alien worlds, scientists added.
  Researchers analyzed Lake Vida, which lies encapsulated within ice at least 60 feet beneath Antarctica's surface. Past studies revealed the brine in the lake has been isolated from the surface for at least 2,800 years.
  
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It's a Commie plot by kurt555gs · 2013-01-11 09:18 · Score: 3, Funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr2bSL5VQgM

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Scientific Liability by Jetra · 2013-01-11 10:23 · Score: 1

And now it's contaminated so future research will now read false-positives for life.
1. Re:Scientific Liability by Rogerborg · 2013-01-12 00:06 · Score: 1
  
  Oh my heavens, so it is. I'm utterly certain that those foolish commies won't have thought of that or taken steps to sterilise the hell out of their drilling equipment, because as we all know, they're barely sentient.
  
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2. Re:Scientific Liability by Jetra · 2013-01-12 00:58 · Score: 1
  
  I think your sarcasm renderer needs some fine tuning.
Re:john carpenter by ChrisMaple · 2013-01-11 13:48 · Score: 3, Insightful

It was John W. Campbell's dream first.

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Brought some back ... by PPH · 2013-01-11 13:52 · Score: 1

... in the only container available. An empty Vodka bottle.

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ah, yes. news for nerds by Mindcontrolled · 2013-01-12 02:56 · Score: 1

Ok. For once an exciting scientific story. Not a SINGLE FUCKING comment on the science. Guys, /. is dead. Go on mutually sucking your cocks in your "GUNZ RULE" and "EVARY BULLCRAP TEH HOLY FRAMERS SPOKE IS HOLY HOLY HOLY" threads. I'd shit on this place if I wouldn't mourn the loss of precious shit afterwards.

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