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Crowd Funding For Crank Physics

BuzzSkyline writes "A new design for bicycle cranks violates basic principles of physics, but that's not stopping the inventor of Z-Torque cranks from trying to raise thousands in start-up capital through crowd funding." The picture looks intriguing for a fleeting moment before it looks silly. Covered in similar style at a site I'm glad to discover exists, the Bicycle Museum of Bad Ideas.

379 comments

  1. It has been scientifically tested. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Anyone who says anything against this cranky idea is probably some sort of whack job!

    1. Re:It has been scientifically tested. by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      It doesn't mean it has been succesfully tested.

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    2. Re:It has been scientifically tested. by shitzu · · Score: 1
    3. Re:It has been scientifically tested. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2

      Oh, the test was successful. More exactly, the test was successful in proving that it doesn't work. :-)

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    4. Re:It has been scientifically tested. by Wild+Wizard · · Score: 1

      Yes I saw that on their own website, they had no scientific data to prove it did anything as the results from both a normal crank and their fancy crank had similar results.

      Yet they still make crazy claims ...

    5. Re:It has been scientifically tested. by aurispector · · Score: 1

      A fool and his money are soon parted....

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    6. Re:It has been scientifically tested. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It is an immoral act to let a sucker keep his money!

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    7. Re:It has been scientifically tested. by physicshasbeen · · Score: 1

      This is a documented misconception in a physics education paper I wrote as a grad student in 1980. Not to say that the inventor believes that a longer bent crank arm provides more torque, but many potential customers who don't understand the physics might just buy this idea. http://bill.barowy.net/w/AbstractReasoning.pdf

  2. This got a patent by Turminder+Xuss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What are examiners for again ? Spelling mistakes ?

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    1. Re:This got a patent by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What are examiners for again ? Spelling mistakes ?

      Simplistically... One can patent stupid and/or inefficient things and bad designs - as long as they're new and unique.

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    2. Re:This got a patent by Nemyst · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well hey,
      1) The patent is novel. I mean, who the fuck would've thought of this before?
      2) It's not obvious to one skilled in the arts. After all, it doesn't even work.
      3) It protects everyone from others attempting to use the same "concept" to shaft people without a clue.

      Overall, I'd say the patent examiners did their job just fine. A patent isn't guaranteed to work.

    3. Re:This got a patent by icebike · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The crank works, and it doesn't violate any basic rules of physics.

      What doesn't work, and what does violate the rules of physics, are some of the the claims made for the crank.

      Look, people, its just a SHORTER CRANK arm. Its a gimmick, and you can't say anything about its main claims
      unless you look at the number of teeth on the chain ring.

      The claims made are:

      Smoother pedaling
      More power to climb hills
      Less perceived effort to pedal
      Faster acceleration
      Less affected by headwinds
      Ability to turn higher gearing

      None of these pertain to the crank arms, but all could be true if the gear ratios are selected to accomplish this
      (smaller chain ring)
      . Bike cranks are typically sold with the spider and chain rings. So the manufacturer
      markets a gimmick crank arm with modifications to the chain ring tooth count to mask his deception.

      The bent cranks do nothing that a shorter crank wouldn't do, because that is all they are, a shorter crank.

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    4. Re:This got a patent by drolli · · Score: 1

      You can patent everything. You dont have to prove it works. Which is all right with me.

      It wont work, so the chance they actually protect something by a patent which does not work is verly low. They just wasted their money.

    5. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wrong, presuming we're talking about utility patents. They also have to be useful. Something which is fundamentally incapable of achieving the specified effect is categorically not useful in the context of the claimed invention. That's why perpetual motion machines cannot be patented.

      The guy may have a design patent, instead. A design patent is more akin to copyright or trademark than to utility patents.

    6. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's a good thing they're new

    7. Re:This got a patent by Turminder+Xuss · · Score: 1

      See above post "Lack of utility" Bad bridge keeping means more trolls.

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    8. Re:This got a patent by jcoy42 · · Score: 0

      Overall, I'd say the patent examiners did their job just fine. A patent isn't guaranteed to work.

      Exactly. It's a perfectly cromulent idea.

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    9. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A shorter crank would give the user more perceived effort to pedal. It is less leverage after all.

    10. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, exactly. Whoever tested this and found it to be easier than a normal crank, was being fooled by a difference in some other part of the drive-train* that isn't the crank.

      *not really sure that's the word I'm lookin for.

    11. Re:This got a patent by icebike · · Score: 0

      Easily hidden in the gear ratios of the chain rings and rear cluster.

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    12. Re:This got a patent by Spiridios · · Score: 1

      1) The patent is novel. I mean, who the fuck would've thought of this before?

      I'm not sure

    13. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But metal here bends a little when applied force, moving the leg slightly closer when pressing downward. Maybe the effect is big enough to feel new and weird.

    14. Re:This got a patent by icebike · · Score: 1, Interesting

      All cranks bend. Ride enough and you can see and feel it on a cheap bike.

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    15. Re:This got a patent by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 0

      I see a way that could make the crank behave differently compared to the classic crank: if the metal has a bit of elasticity, thanks to the z shape some force could be stored within the "spring" (crank angle) during the top-bottom push move and released at the bottom just before the other foot takes over the push.

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    16. Re: This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To determine leverage you also need to take into account the gear ratio. About the only thing the crank length does is change the movement of the riders leg. He could add or remove leverage by changing the sprocket. Although most derailers are made to work within a small range of sprocket sizes and would not work well with a drastic change.

    17. Re:This got a patent by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Informative

      I see a way that could make the crank behave differently compared to the classic crank: if the metal has a bit of elasticity, thanks to the z shape some force could be stored within the "spring" (crank angle) during the top-bottom push move and released at the bottom just before the other foot takes over the push.

      You would think, but read this about the Interdrive crank that uses actual springs to see an explanation of why this logic doesn't work: "for energy stored in the springs, you wind up doing the work twice: once to compress the spring, then again later while you fight against the spring as it expands." I imagine material compression would similar issues.

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    18. Re:This got a patent by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Thanks for the link. The page doesn't say if the guy won the Tour de France ..

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    19. Re:This got a patent by niftydude · · Score: 2

      You can patent everything. You dont have to prove it works.

      This is true - I once applied for two patents a year and a half before I managed to fabricate a working prototype.

      I had run simulations that sort of showed the physics worked, so I wasn't taking too much of a risk, and I had an idea of how I was going to build it, but patent examiners don't actually care about any of that.

      Additionally, when doing patent searches, I've also seen examples of patents for micro- and nano-technology which I'm damn sure no one can build with current technology, or even future tech for the next 20 years, but if the ideas are novel, then they will still get the patents awarded to them.

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    20. Re:This got a patent by CaptBubba · · Score: 2

      I keep telling people that a patent isn't a measure of the quality of the idea, and certainly doesn't mean anything about the marketing claims. Indeed it is much easier to patent a stupid idea: not only is it likely that nobody has published the idea before (no anticipatory prior art), but there will be no end of people saying you should never do anything remotely like the idea because it is stupid (the mass of the prior art teaching away from the idea is a very strong defense against the examiner saying the idea was obvious). Honestly this is a bit of a strange situation because people have come up with similar dumb ideas, but just had not published this combination. The examiner likely was hamstrung and unable to say the missing specific bits or shapes were obvious because then they would run smack into the realm of "this is an incredibly dumb idea, don't do this sort of thing ever".

      Also, this thing functions as a crank just fine. A heavy, expensive, ground-clearance killing crank, but a crank all the same. Pedaling forces get transmitted to the chainrings, in accordance with normal laws of physics and leverage. It isn't doing any magnification of pedaling forces or anything, but the courts have held that the bar you have to clear for utility is pretty much "has at least one disclosed use to do something more than sit there, even if it does so in an unreliable fashion". They say it is a bicycle crank, that is a believable use, so that's good enough to clear the bar. If they instead had only said it was a cancer cure, then they would be lacking utility and would be rejected on that ground.

    21. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could have spotted this one:

      The inventor, Glenn Coment, claims that his zig-zag design gives peddlers more leverage resulting in more power

      Or if that really was what he claimed, he could be right despite the laws of physics. Apparently this design gives bicycle peddlers more leverage over gullible consumers.

    22. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Less perceived effort to pedal

      Hard to argue with that. Placebo effect goes a long way.

    23. Re:This got a patent by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

      I would think that an oval chainring would give the actual benefit he's talking about, with the problem that they are already patented and sold by others, and have been for years, so there's no way for him to make money from them.

    24. Re:This got a patent by Jeremi · · Score: 2

      It wont work, so the chance they actually protect something by a patent which does not work is verly low. They just wasted their money.

      That depends on what you mean by "work".

      If we define work as "gives the rider more leverage per leg-stroke", then it's true, it won't work.

      If, OTOH, we think about this the American way and define work as "provides us with additional income from people who don't understand basic physics", then it may work quite well. Never underestimate the power of marketing combined with ignorance :^)

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    25. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The required gear ratio to hide the extra effort due to shorter cranks would actually worsen the bike's performance.

    26. Re:This got a patent by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      What are examiners for again ? Spelling mistakes ?

      The patent system doesn't limit what can be patented - after all, who knows what new technology could make the seemingly impossible, possible. Especially if it relates to cutting edge scientific research.

      The only exception is perpetual motion machines, which I think in the early 20th century the patent office added a requirement for a working model to be demonstrated because they were getting way too many patents for it.

      But there are plenty of oddball patents filed in the 18th/19th/20th century that either have no scientific basis, are impossible to build, or other things.

    27. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to defend this particular product, but claiming it is identical to a heavy shorter crank is also incorrect. The material is not perfectly rigid, so the shape affects its deformation under load. For example, at TDC under sufficient load this crank would shorten and advance the pedal point past TDC. Can anyone show this effect to be negligible?

    28. Re:This got a patent by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Well hey, 1) The patent is novel. I mean, who the fuck would've thought of this before?

      A bunch of people. So, not so novel.

    29. Re:This got a patent by Turminder+Xuss · · Score: 1

      Then maybe you need to raise the bar for utility. Allowing monopolies for things like this just encourages patent trolls. Remember this story ? http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/13/01/02/2032212/patent-troll-targeting-users-of-scanners-wants-1000employee

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    30. Re:This got a patent by skywire · · Score: 1

      But to be patentable, wouldn't the crank have to introduce some novel mechanism for achieving the functionality? Isn't the only thing possibly novel here just the non-mechanically different shape? That silly shape is purely ornamental, so isn't the most it deserves a design patent?

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    31. Re:This got a patent by drkim · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The material is not perfectly rigid, so the shape affects its deformation under load.

      Which means the cyclist will be wasting energy deforming the metal of the crank, which will just be dissipated as heat.

      Until the metal fails, of course, and the broken crank cuts their leg open.

    32. Re:This got a patent by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      As long as people see "Patent pending", they feel comforted enough to buy

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    33. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The header image on his web page reads "smoother pedaling and more power then old standard type cranks".

    34. Re:This got a patent by chrismcb · · Score: 0

      Except that this has been done before. From TFS: http://pardo.net/bike/pic/mobi/d.pmp-cranks/

    35. Re:This got a patent by chrismcb · · Score: 3, Informative

      You do understand how a lever works, right? A longer crank arm will give you more power to climb hills, less perceived effort to pedal (shoot, less effort to pedal, forget the "perceived") ability to turn higher gearing.
      That all happens if you have a longer crank arm. But a longer crank arm means further from the center of the crank, not as in more metal that twists around

    36. Re:This got a patent by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      That one uses a right angle, while this one uses a pointed angle. That's wholly different!

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    37. Re:This got a patent by Sique · · Score: 1

      If he had, the next season, all time race machines would have used this design. They didn't, thus we know he didn't win.

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    38. Re:This got a patent by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      I believe that the patent office can also request a proof-of-concept model before approving a patent. The only devices that they routinely ask for one are regarding perpetual motion machines. Surprisingly, no one has presented a working model for a perpetual motion machine.

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    39. Re:This got a patent by miknix · · Score: 1

      That one uses a right angle, while this one uses a pointed angle. That's wholly different!

      pointy is definitely better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtahqXjFcxU

    40. Re:This got a patent by drolli · · Score: 1

      Well. There are many things which "provide us with additional income from people who don't understand basic physics". Starts with bigot religious books and doesnt end with esoteric medicine.

      Many of these are much more dangerous and/or profitable than a z-shaped pedal.

    41. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2) It's not obvious to one skilled in the arts.

      Wrong. it is obvious. ignoring the extra and unneeded metal that does nothing whatsoever except induce credulous dolts to fork over lots of cash, the pedal is still in a fixed location with respect to the sprocket, goes around once per rotation... all this does is make the cranks heavier than they have to be, while giving you at the end of the day the exact same motion as real, normal pedals.

      i don't care what bullshit "test" or supposed demonstration they've ginned up to pretend their new cranks do shit beyond what regular cranks do, they don't do jack shit that regular cranks don't, except look stupid, potentially catch on obstacles where real cranks wouldn't, cost LOTS more money i'm sure, and cause the jackasses who came up with this shit to laugh uncontrollably behind the back of every dolt who buys a set of these useless fucking things.

      does each set of cranks come with a set of piston return springs too?

    42. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Elastic deformation stores energy and gives them back. No need to dissipate as heat. Problem is that you need a particular good steel quality to have any significant spring behavior, and that has other drawbacks. The photograph looked like aluminum, and that stuff is simply not made for elasticity. Which puts the money on the "broken crank cuts their leg open". And I'd expect the break to be particularly more nasty than the usual blunt angle break-off that "just" leaves you with a ragged edge rather than some murderous spike.

    43. Re:This got a patent by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure people have used twisted cranks before.

      FOR DECORATIVE REASONS.

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    44. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elastic deformation stores energy and gives them back

      Which isn't 100% efficient, hence wasted energy.

    45. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are some bio-mechanical advantages of how your muscles work when riding and where you are required to push more. If you watch time trials, they have oval shaped gears for this reason.

    46. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      A short metadiscussion on human nature...

      The combination of you going out of your way to bash a design that you feel negatively towards (don't worry, I'm saddened by this too), and this being modded +5 Insightful, is actually funny. Likewise this posting should be highly upmodded as well, from here on:

      This new crank doesn't make you cycle more efficiently. And the z-form WILL anger all engineers around, who will chase you and proceed to beat you up, then torch your house, all because you chose to buy and use this crank.

    47. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Twice" isn't quite correct. It'd work more like this: you spend 51% of normal pedaling power in compressing the springs and another 51% when fighting against the expansion. In the end you lose a whopping 2% of energy but in exchange get a lowpass filter between input and output power. The important questions are: whether that's really something desirable and does it justify the 2% loss.

    48. Re:This got a patent by garyok · · Score: 1

      And, if it stops anyone else trying to peddle this futile concept, then maybe the USPTO really are doing society a service. For once.

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    49. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sissy.

    50. Re:This got a patent by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Someone might have a legitimate design reason at some point in the future to design non-straight bike cranks. Not for "free energy" reasons; admittedly I can't think of a legitimate one, but maybe one day an angled crank will be the vital part of someone's crazy compact, high-seated bike design for comfort or reach reasons. Or something.

      In that case, awarding frivolous patents to nut-jobs or scam artists would hold back legitimate designs, as they would presumably need to licence the right to "not a straight lever" before they could use.

    51. Re:This got a patent by schn · · Score: 1

      or you could be a normal person and use a smaller gear

    52. Re:This got a patent by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Some times when racing, bicyclist run on a fixed cog with no free-wheel ratchet, the springs would greatly reduce road shock from being transmitted into the legs under those conditions, not as much but still some with a free-wheel. I don't see racers using the interdrive crank simply because it looks heavy and racers will spend big bucks to shave off a gram or two. The odd things I noticed about the Z, they stated "Except for top dead center and bottom dead center, this crank had no dead spots." racers don't have deadspots anyways, because the shoes they wear lock into the peddles and the train themselve to use their ankles to flex past top and bottom dead center dead-spots. Even wiihout shoe cleat or cage peddles, recrational riders can easily learn to ankle. The other thing is that the Z-crank sure looks like it would be hazardous in high-speed turns!

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    53. Re:This got a patent by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Pro racers break even straight crank arms, and often replace parts that are fatigued because they can feel the part loosing it's spring or snap. Watch the big boys in a sprint finish sometime, they're standing up on the bicycle and throwing the frame back and forth through 40 degrees while they are peddling, every part is bending and snapping back on every stroke. I'm surprised they don't try and make the bicycles harmonic and the cyclist's prefered sprint finish!

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    54. Re:This got a patent by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Pro racers are shaving weight off their pro bikes until they have about a 1% safety margin. Same as all serious racers.

      I bet the average mountain bike crank is far stronger then a race road bike's.

      Your point is like saying that race motors are worn out at the end of a race. Duh, if they weren't almost worn out, they left speed on the table.

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    55. Re:This got a patent by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "They also have to be useful."

      No, they don't. They just have to DO SOMETHING. That something doesn't have to be "useful". The Patent Office (nor anybody else) is not capable of determining what is "useful" to everybody under all conditions.

      The guy's goofy cranks certainly do something... they just don't do what he thinks they do. I haven't seen the patent, so I don't know what kind of claims he made.

    56. Re:This got a patent by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Argh. Bad sentence there. That should have read "Neither the Patent Office or anybody else can determine what is "useful" to all people all the time."

    57. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bent cranks do nothing that a shorter crank wouldn't do, because that is all they are, a shorter crank.

      Actually, the bent crank *does* do something that a shorter crank won't do. It has less ground clearance.

    58. Re:This got a patent by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      " Simplistically... One can patent stupid and/or inefficient things and bad designs - as long as they're new and unique."

      What amazes me is not the patent. It's that he actually got a university to test the thing without laughing him out of town.

    59. Re:This got a patent by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      " Simplistically... One can patent stupid and/or inefficient things and bad designs - as long as they're new and unique."

      What amazes me is not the patent. It's that he actually got a university to test the thing without laughing him out of town.

      I wouldn't be surprised if the university used it as a learning experience for some students. And the professor/tester probably got paid to supervise/test ...

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    60. Re:This got a patent by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      1) The patent is novel. I mean, who the fuck would've thought of this before?

      Wrong

    61. Re:This got a patent by amorsen · · Score: 1

      That doesn't follow. Bicycle racing is innovation-resistant. If it worked, it would be banned by next season.

      This isn't meant to imply that the Interdrive works, because it doesn't.

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    62. Re:This got a patent by amorsen · · Score: 1

      Most professional bicycle racing has a minimum weight in the rules, along with all sorts of other restrictions. Unlimited pedal-powered racing would be an entirely different sport.

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    63. Re:This got a patent by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      Look, people, its just a SHORTER CRANK arm. Its a gimmick, and you can't say anything about its main claims
      unless you look at the number of teeth on the chain ring.

      No, it's not a shorter crank arm; in the video on the physicsbuzz page linked from the article, the talking head specifically points out that the pedal attachment point is at the same distance from the crank axle as it is with a normal crankset. All the Z-Torque crank does is draw an obtuse triangle between the crank axle, the pedal, and a third point with the obtuse angle at the crankset, and have the crank run along the other two lines, rather than along the line between the pedal and the crank axle; the apex of the crank is farther out than the pedal distance, but the pedal itself is at the same distance. And all the physics I remember tells me that a standard crank and a Z-Torque crank would be functionally identical in the total power deliverable over a full stroke, with the two exceptions that the Z-Torque crank would have a high level of strain at the apex of the crank for most of the cycle, requiring additional material for strength (and creating an extra point of failure), and would be heavier than a standard crank.

    64. Re:This got a patent by amirishere · · Score: 0

      they can be used as boomerangs.

    65. Re:This got a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they were, they should have picked up on "more power *then* old standard type cranks".

    66. Re:This got a patent by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Wrong, presuming we're talking about utility patents. They also have to be useful. Something which is fundamentally incapable of achieving the specified effect is categorically not useful in the context of the claimed invention. That's why perpetual motion machines cannot be patented.

      Incorrect.

      There are plenty of crank patents filed that have little hope of actually working (parachute hats for jumping out of buildings, anyone?). The "utility" part is that it fulfills a need (e.g., free energy, safely escaping a building in an emergency), this is to exclude stuff like written works (the need for entertainment is not a utility), designs (there's design patents for that, which are a different beast despite sharing the word "patent"), and trademarks (which are used for marketing).

      Perpetual motion machines ARE allowed to be patented, however, because the patent office received so many patents for them (everyone and their dog was filing patents on them and causing the patent office to back up), they decided to institute a rule that if you want to patent a perpetual motion machine, you must demonstrate a working prototype.

  3. nothing is such a wacky idea by hguorbray · · Score: 5, Informative

    that it cannot be used to extract money from the gullible and hopeful -esp in America where the common man knows so much more than the engineer or the scientist...so in that sense it is a good idea just like all the weight loss and sex aid supplements you see on late night cable

    -I'm just sayin'

    1. Re:nothing is such a wacky idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They look kinda cool... Thats all I got.

    2. Re:nothing is such a wacky idea by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna patent the S-crank.

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    3. Re:nothing is such a wacky idea by Molochi · · Score: 1

      That's a good idea... I'll patent the N crank.

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    4. Re:nothing is such a wacky idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dibs on the O crank.

    5. Re:nothing is such a wacky idea by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      That's nothing compared to my @ crank.

  4. Why we need better science education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    because this guy will get funding and the beta testers WILL report that the new cranks have totally transformed their biking "experience"

    1. Re:Why we need better science education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course. Just take a look at those infomercials that try to tell you that 1) for your entire life you've been wobbling around about to fall over, and 2) they can sell you a bracelet full of charged ions that will fix it.

  5. One's perception of reality... by eksith · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...can quite comfortably fit outside it.

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    1. Re:One's perception of reality... by realityimpaired · · Score: 2

      Nonsense... if you're outside of reality, then reality is what's wrong!

      I, for one, plan to buy one of these and write them a happy letter! (of course, I am not looking to improve the mechanics of my bike riding, only how stupid I look doing it)

    2. Re:One's perception of reality... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people aren't engineers and will think they just look "cool," thus making you look cool while riding, not stupid. Most people are stupid, so when they see something stupid they identify with it and embrace it.

    3. Re:One's perception of reality... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. (George Bernard Shaw)

    4. Re:One's perception of reality... by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

      I, for one, plan to buy one of these and write them a happy letter! (of course, I am not looking to improve the mechanics of my bike riding, only how stupid I look doing it)

      Not advisable. With obviously incorrect sales pitches, such as this, there is gold to be extracted.

      What you have (apart from a number of happy but evil customers who gave this as a present to someone they didn't like) is a mailing list with the names and addresses of some very gullible people and people with low control over their impulse to buy junk. This is worth far more than SPAM lists as the clientele is proven to buy pointless items, and to fall for the dumbest advertisements.

      It may even be that the value of the list far exceeds the development cost of the flawed product and could even be the covert line of business - with the bicycle pedal just being a front for the real business: identifying people with more money than sense.

      --
      politicians are like babies' nappies: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons
    5. Re:One's perception of reality... by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

      A British direct marketer wrote that a list of 500 gullible rich people would give him an income for life.

      --
      From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
    6. Re:One's perception of reality... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Which is why I downloaded the Madoff sucker list. They ought to be ready to harvest again in about 5 more years.

      All I have to do is promise them a nice ROI. At some level they have all internalized the expectation of 20%/year. They were all greedy (perfectly fine when they thought Madoff was 'their criminal, insider trading for them').

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  6. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's possible that by moving the pedal so the cyclist's legs are in a different position during the pedal cycle, it's possible that his muscles could more effectively power the pedals.

    Except no change has been made to the pedal cycle...

  7. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The shape of the crank doesn't change at all as it's fixed. The same effect could be had by just going straight from the pedal to the place where it connects up with the gears. Moreover because of the extra metal involved you have to do more work in order to do a single revolution.

    I'm too lazy to do the math, but this definitely makes it harder. That is unless he's managed to break the laws of thermodynamics.

    And it does nothing at all for the inherent inefficiencies related to pedals having 2 moments of inertial.

  8. "Smoother Pedaling and More Power Then..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These guys don't know the difference between "then" and "than." They are obviously just your garden variety Internet trolls.

  9. Makes a known problem worse by C+R+Johnson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One problem with long cranks and a low bottom bracket is the possibility of hitting your pedals on the ground during a turn.
    This makes is worse by making it even more likely to hit the crank arm on the ground.

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    1. Re:Makes a known problem worse by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 0

      One problem with long cranks and a low bottom bracket is the possibility of hitting your pedals on the ground during a turn. This makes is worse by making it even more likely to hit the crank arm on the ground.

      Or... for a turn where that's a risk, you could coast and make sure the pedal on the lean-to side is at top-dead-center.
      Just sayin' - know your bike.

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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    2. Re:Makes a known problem worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually it's more annoying than that, since the crank appears to be further from the center at the bend than the pedal, you'd have to get the angle right, instead of just putting all your weight on the opposite side pedal.

  10. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    But the whole point is that as long as the crank is solid, its shape has no influence whatsoever on the transmission of force from the pedals to the gears. If the transmission of force between gears and pedals is identical, in turn, there is no possibility whatsoever of the layout having a physical (read: not "I have these magical cranks so I must pedal differently!") influence on the driver's posture.

    Given this comment was made at all and subsequently upvoted, I suppose it's fair to say that even Slashdot is prone to falling for this...

  11. He has no friend... by itscompiling · · Score: 1

    ...or wyse enough friend to tell him he's just plain wrong!

    1. Re:He has no friend... by funwithBSD · · Score: 2

      And if he won't listen to his Wyse friends, they should DEC him.

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      Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra
    2. Re:He has no friend... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      You have to be careful doing that: it could be terminal.

      --
      SJW n. One who posts facts.
  12. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You're kidding, right? The Z-crank doesn't even do what you seem to think it does. I encourage you to invest your life savings in this, er, invention.

  13. Salesman Inventors and Snowed Investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've seen this before a dozen times or more as an engineering consultant. Some crackpot inventor comes in for a consultation with an engineering idea that "will save the world"*, and they say it works great with the soda-bottle-and-silly-straw model they built of the idea in their bathtub. They have $4 million in investment lined up, and they ask me to work up the numbers to show the feasibility of the idea.

    2 minutes later, after trying to explain to them the 0th/1st/2nd Laws of Thermodynamics and how their device can't work because it violates all of them, it degenerates into a shouting match where the inventor (with an on-line PhD in cosmetology or similar) now is trying to tell me how the 0th/1st/2nd Laws of Thermodynamics do not apply to their device. I wish them luck and then send them to the door.

    I don't envy them, because their options are 1) somehow continue to snow the investors until they make a major ass out of themselves when demonstration day inevitably comes and/or 2) slowly come to the realization that the 0th/1st/2nd Laws of Thermodynamics DO apply to their invention and that they somehow need to backpedal (pun!) out of the situation.

    I'm not against garage inventors, but I wish them the humility to take 30 minutes to get their ideas vetted by a professional in the field before they make asses out of themselves and many others. There are many areas in engineering where the legitimate ideas are getting drowned out by the noise made by the uneducated hucksters.

    *actual phrase used.

    1. Re:Salesman Inventors and Snowed Investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's really precious about this case? He apparently *did* get it vetted by several professionals - and publishes their reports concluding that his invention has no benefit on his site!

      I guess either he's completely deluded about what those reports say, or banking that people who might actually buy this would never read/understand those reports.

    2. Re:Salesman Inventors and Snowed Investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once counseled someone who was working with some physicists from [insert national Federal laboratory here] to market a patent. According to this person it involved faster-than-light communications.

      I kept telling him that, no, it was impossible, and I don't care what credentials or patents these people had. I told him to go back and get me more information.

      Turns out he misunderstood the invention (and so did a lot of other people). It was a communication device, but the FTL element wasn't communicating anything, it was scrambling the communication. Something about changing the polarity of the wavefront, which because the propagation occurred FTL, had interesting characteristics wrt jamming and encryption. There were some other interesting properties, e.g. regarding power dissipation. I'm no physicist, but some research told me that the concept wasn't particularly novel (the physicists' machine was modeling real-world astronomical phenomena), but the implementation appeared to be, thus the patent.

      People will believe anything... and misunderstand everything.

    3. Re:Salesman Inventors and Snowed Investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't have said it better. Great ideas drowned out, and minor deceptions amplified into infinity.

    4. Re:Salesman Inventors and Snowed Investors by Ultracrepidarian · · Score: 1

      We know, of course, that you are an industry shill placed to prevent us all from having cars that get 200 miles per gallon on tap water.

    5. Re:Salesman Inventors and Snowed Investors by bugs2squash · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why real engineers aren't wealthy.

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      Nullius in verba
    6. Re:Salesman Inventors and Snowed Investors by thsths · · Score: 1

      > I guess either he's completely deluded

      Spot on, end of story.

    7. Re:Salesman Inventors and Snowed Investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not the prerequisite of engineers. I once visited a "fuzzy logic" conference when fuzzy logic was a rather new concept. I was in a talk by Italians where they used fuzzy logic predicates to determine edge information and then send the compressed information and stuff.

      They were burning astonishing amounts of computing power for, well, low-pass filtering and subsampling, being sure that fuzzy logic would help them recover the information lost by subsampling.

      Their summary was, in a nutshell, "with our current financial resources, we have managed to reach about 20% of the theoretic optimum, so with ten times the money we should beat not just the best existing compressions but also the theoretic optimum".

      The firm belief of being able to change realities of mathematics by calling them fancy new names was utterly distasteful. That those guys believed in their own work was not the actual shame, however. The actual shame was that they were burning through considerable amounts of research money that could have been used for something leading somewhere.

      That conference had in its talks a hard core of perhaps 25% well-versed in the theoretic framework, about 60% of participants putting the frameworks to interesting uses, and about 15% lunatics hooked on buzzwords.

      So funding goes out to everyone since the investors can't tell fish from fowl, and some apparently do not bother asking real experts, presumably since they would have "preconceptions" against new mathematical methods.

    8. Re:Salesman Inventors and Snowed Investors by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      The investors aren't "snowed". They just happen to be operating in a system which is also generally believe to be unconstrained by the 0th/1st/2nd Laws of Thermodynamics. Some of them have realized this lately, and are attempting to backpedal themselves out of it.

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      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    9. Re:Salesman Inventors and Snowed Investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The opposite scenario happened to me once. I had an idea I was sure wouldn't work, but couldn't kill it.

      I had an odd idea for a non-sterile* way of performing dialysis. I was certain it couldn't work. If it could work, why hadn't someone else done it? But I couldn't figure out why it wouldn't work. Literature searches, calculations, etc. and I still couldn't find a flaw. It was a fun puzzle and I was learning a lot of interesting stuff along the way.

      Still certain it wouldn't work, I asked several of the doctors and medical researchers I worked with about it. They couldn't find a flaw either. Finally, one very old doctor remembered hearing about it when he was young. Sure enough, go back 30-80 years, and you find references to it. About 100 of them. And evidence was that it worked sometimes (some variants of the procedure worked better than others). Not as effectively as hemodialysis, but it worked.

      We even tried it on several porcine models. It worked so well, we overdialyzed one. In two hours.

      Then we figured out the flaw: you can't make money from it. It would take millions to get it approved and was basically a bucket, tap water, a hose, and baby laxative. Unpatentable and dirt cheap. We donated the research results to a local researcher along with a monetary grant.

      * When I say non-sterile, I mean it. If you can drink the water, you can use it for this method.

    10. Re:Salesman Inventors and Snowed Investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that is why engineering students have an engineering ethics course. Hopefully all learn and apply the principles.

      Sure, there is money to be made by exploiting the gullible. The test of character is whether you do the honorable thing.

      How would you react to this situation? http://xkcd.com/670/ "Spinal Tap Amps"

    11. Re:Salesman Inventors and Snowed Investors by jc42 · · Score: 1

      I guess either he's completely deluded

      Spot on, end of story.

      Nah; more likely he's your garden-variety con man who knows very well that it's worthless, but figures he can get enough money from the marks to make it worth his while to market it.

      Actually, I'd wonder why there aren't more bike cranks made in fancy shapes. The actual shape doesn't matter (except for not scraping the ground on a tight turn), so why do people insist on the usual straight-line design? Since the universe doesn't dictate the required shape, it should be open for artistic interpretation.

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    12. Re:Salesman Inventors and Snowed Investors by jc42 · · Score: 1

      I once counseled someone who was working with some physicists from [insert national Federal laboratory here] to market a patent. According to this person it involved faster-than-light communications. I kept telling him that, no, it was impossible, and I don't care what credentials or patents these people had. I told him to go back and get me more information.

      Sounds familiar. I once worked for a company building comm stuff (hardware and software), and had the fun of explaining to management that the current requirement specs required an upgrade to the speed of light. I had to try to explain that this wasn't likely in our universe. Their reply was basically pointing out the ongoing increase of speed of all electronic computing gear, which had been a regular improvement for decades, and there was no reason to expect that it wouldn't continue for decades more. It became clear that their attitude was that if I couldn't handle the task, they'd just have to find people who could, and hire them instead.

      So I upgraded my resume, gave notice, and moved on to a somewhat more tractable project. I haven't kept in contact, but I suspect that if they had gotten their required speed-of-light upgrade, I'd have read about it. The last I checked, the reference books still list 299,792,458 m/s as the speed limit. (But who actually uses the books these days? ;-)

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      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    13. Re:Salesman Inventors and Snowed Investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From their site: http://www.z-torque.com/Video.aspx


      Results
      Participants achieved similar maximal oxygen consumption, peak power outputs and gross efficiencies with the Z-Torque and normal crank configurations (Table 1). In addition, ratings of perceived exertion (RPE) at 150 and 200 W, heart rate (HR) at peak power output, 150, and 200 W, and cadence at 150 and 200 W were not significantly different. However, participants perceived their effort to be significantly lower at peak power output with the Z-Torque crank.

      (emphasis mine)

      So the whole thing is perception and they know it. They've apparently known this since 2000. Con artists to the max.

    14. Re:Salesman Inventors and Snowed Investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of the alternative - what if I (I am the AC engineer who posted above) decided to try to milk some money out of that situation? If I chose to do that, then *I* would become the one trying to snow people and would ultimately be exposed. Yeah, maybe I could siphon some money off that guy for a while and keep leading him on, but then at some point I would be in the corner that I wish they would avoid (i.e. choice between waiting for my fraud to be exposed or trying to twist myself out of the situation).

      I may not be wealthy, but I can face myself in the mirror every day and I sleep well at night. Ethics isn't just the law for professional engineers to abide by, they are a good idea all by themselves, law or not.

    15. Re:Salesman Inventors and Snowed Investors by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 1

      We know, of course, that you are an industry shill placed to prevent us all from having cars that get 200 miles per gallon on tap water.

      Am not.

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      Left MS Windows for Linux Mint and never looked back!

      Vote for Bernie in 2016!

    16. Re:Salesman Inventors and Snowed Investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, you also have the occasional smooth-talking con man, who is well aware that his invention cannot do what he is claiming it does, but is planning to disappear with the collected start-up funds. I always get suspicious when I hear of an inventor who won:t demonstrate his invention in a location of the potential investor's choosing.

  14. Re:Biomechanics by Gaygirlie · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's possible that by moving the pedal so the cyclist's legs are in a different position during the pedal cycle

    Doesn't work like that. Draw a crank like this on a piece of paper, jab a pen through the point where the crank would connect to the gear and rotate the paper: you'll quickly notice that the thing still follows the exact same circular motion as any old, regular crank does, and therefore the legs don't actually assume any different a position during cycling. If the crank was displaced from the center then there would be a difference as it would no longer follow the same path as a regular crank, but alas, that's not the case here.

  15. Re:Biomechanics by nomel · · Score: 4, Informative

    An analysis, found on their webpage:
    http://www.z-torque.com/Portals/6/DrHuangReport.pdf

    Claims that the benefit is from two side effects of the claim:
                    The increased mass gives a flywheel effect, meaning the pedal goes through top dead center easier.
                    The long shape bends under pressure, which does slightly increase the length of the arm under pressure.

    So, by going to carbon fiber (lighter, and most likely stiffer), they'll most likely negate any benefits!

    > so the cyclist's legs are in a different position during the pedal cycle
    Only because of the bending. If it were stiffer, position would be exactly the same.

  16. Re:Biomechanics by Joehonkie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, it's not possible. During the whole pedal cycle, the wheel is evenly in contact with the ground and the gears are in even contact with the chain. Throwing the angle on there doesn't put the rider's legs in a different position any more than rotating the existing cranks would because the "cycle" still results in the completely circular wheels and gears being in the same place. Simple physics is exactly why this can be dismissed.

  17. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "this can't be dismissed just because simple physics says that it has no mechanical advantage."

    Are you high?

    That's exactly what you can do. The whole point of this is that despite how the bar is shaped the pedal has NOT moved in relation to the crankshaft. If you DID move the pedal, that could make it more effective. It's called "a longer crank". Problem is your pedals tend to hit the ground if you do that.

  18. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twaddle. 'Simple physics' trumps /all/ forms of wishful thinking. When you pedal, your feet go in a /circle/. You are familiar with circles? One of their more notable features is that they're highly symmetrical. Even if 'the cyclist's legs are in a different position during the pedal cycle,' that means they're rotated from, say, the 0 degrees position to the 30 degrees position, or to put it another way you'd just be 30 degrees out of phase with where you'd be with conventional pedals. Besides, as it's the design of the bicycle pedals that's in question here, and the points at which they interact with the rider are unaltered, simple mechanics is all you need to tell you that this idea is snake oil. You don't even need to bother investigating the rider's characteristics.

  19. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The shape of the crank still makes no difference. Try mentally adding a straight crank superimposed on the Z-shaped crank, and this should be apparent.

  20. Re:Biomechanics by nomel · · Score: 2

    > have to do more work in order to do a single revolution.

    It's inertia. It's not wasted. It'll create a force when the pedal decelerates. Since you always want the pedal spinning, this isn't so bad for cruising. It's only bad for transients, which this would help smooth out.

    > related to pedals having 2 moments of inertial.
    Would be no different than a straight pedal with more mass on the end.

  21. More Information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  22. Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just another example of form over content. Slick video, stupid idea. As TFA states, it does not mater what shape the lever has. But that won't stop ignorant people invest in this idea. In my opinion, even the presenter does not believe in the idea.

  23. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The pedal doesn't move any different on these cranks than on normal unbent straight ones. There are no visible hinges, and from the back side view on one of the photos, they're made from a solid piece of aluminum. Simple physics are plenty to dismiss these, because the pedals move in exactly the same way as normal cranks, around in a circle.

    We could say that, hey, it's not quite a circle due to the extra springiness of the cranks, and we might get enough difference to get out of round enough to match Biopace chain rings. In that case we made it all the way to "little effect".

    It's got enough other problems, like the point catching on pant legs, or possibly causing more damage in a crash, that the minimal possible benefits aren't worth the price.

  24. Re:Biomechanics by Turminder+Xuss · · Score: 5, Funny

    A variable length crank that grew longer or sorter and avoided ground contact would be a wonderful way to over engineer a bicycle.

    --
    You seem to regard science as some kind of dodge... or hustle.
  25. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be clear, the straight crank should be imagined to go between the bottom bracket and the pedal's axle. The crank then becomes a triangle.

  26. Re:Biomechanics by hawguy · · Score: 1

    It's possible that by moving the pedal so the cyclist's legs are in a different position during the pedal cycle

    Doesn't work like that. Draw a crank like this on a piece of paper, jab a pen through the point where the crank would connect to the gear and rotate the paper: you'll quickly notice that the thing still follows the exact same circular motion as any old, regular crank does, and therefore the legs don't actually assume any different a position during cycling. If the crank was displaced from the center then there would be a difference as it would no longer follow the same path as a regular crank, but alas, that's not the case here.

    Ahh right, I was lulled into thinking that it solved the no power at top-dead-center problem, but all it does is move TDC 20 degrees along the pedal cycle.

  27. My W-Torque crank is twice as good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can I get twice the funding?

  28. Easy enough to test first hand by rusty0101 · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's called a 3d printer with PLA, and a technique called casting. Heck since one sode of this will be flat (ok, two sides,) you could probably do this with ABS plastic. Sure you need a software model, but you cnd probably frough one up fast enough in SketchUp, Blender, or even Corel Draw, simply knowing the requirements for mounting to the shaft and mounting pedals to it. And you'llprobalby have to tap the holes for securing each, but so long as your 3d Printer can handle the dimensions of a crank arm, you're golden.

    Cast em out of aluminum, brush and laquor them, have fun with the custom cranks. Or if you're less concerned about weight, looks, durability, etc. cast em out of lead, gold, silver, platinum, use the abs print as a core for a carbon fiber build. Use the model to CNC them out of a block of stainless. Build a small mass driven generator into them and add LED's and an arduino to show of pretty lights, present a message as you're riding down the street, whatever.

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    You never know...
    1. Re:Easy enough to test first hand by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      But why would anyone go to such lengths to "test" this when it's already perfectly-well proven that it's bull?

    2. Re:Easy enough to test first hand by tftp · · Score: 1

      A thought experiment is much cheaper. Take that Z-thing and imagine welding an infinitely rigid bar between the hub and the pedal. All other pieces are also infinitely rigid. It becomes a triangle. Nothing changes, right? OK.

      Now make a thin cut through the Z portion. Since the new welded part is also infinitely rigid, there is no difference in how the crank performs (otherwise you'd have to explain why the cut in the Z thing would contract and expand) - and you have the classical crank now. Take the cut pieces and sell them as scrap. Profit!

      This style of invention is not unique, however. Gold-plated cables for digital data don't improve the sound; but they do improve the self-esteem of the purchaser. Another example is the "I'm rich" application for iPhone.

    3. Re:Easy enough to test first hand by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Those gold plated connectors do improve the quality of the singnal!

      Problem is, they are improving signal in a system that is not sensitive to quality of signal past the I Have A Signal threshold.

      Extra crisp waveforms on your 0s and 1s don't do shit for you.

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      Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra
  29. You Say: "Crank Physics" by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Funny

    Automatically?

    I think: "TIME CUBE"!

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    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:You Say: "Crank Physics" by tepples · · Score: 1

      I think: "TIME CUBE"!

      I prefer GameCube.

    2. Re:You Say: "Crank Physics" by guspasho · · Score: 1

      Can someone explain the reference to me? I tried visiting the link but it keeps redirecting me to some random uninteresting landing page.

    3. Re:You Say: "Crank Physics" by Sepodati · · Score: 0

      You don't understand, man! There was a typo on the Internet! Right there for EVERYONE TO SEE!

    4. Re:You Say: "Crank Physics" by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

      That's some real deep throat shit right there, man. My eyes are like friggin' open now.
      And I don't like what I see!

      (i.e. your posts)

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    5. Re:You Say: "Crank Physics" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No confusion Jeremiah Cornelius avoids a question here

      Who gives a shit? Who would even give a shit if he did answer it? It is like how some people worship and study every minutia of reality show star's lives, as if it were more important than their own, except you chose some random person on the internet. Considering how many people post and don't re-read threads later, you might have to learn to live with a little more mystery in your life... once you get an actual life.

    6. Re:You Say: "Crank Physics" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You avoid a direct question: Why'd ya pull yer resume off LinkedIn Jeremiah Cornelius -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3368135&cid=42529887 Is it since someone spotted you're not only a "San Fran 'Man'" (a fella is more like it) and that you can't even spell what you allegedly used to do for a job? It's correctly spelled PENETRATION, not "pentration" as you misspelled it there in front of 1,000's no doubt (one would think an anal penetration man from San Fran'd know how THAT is spelled at least, lol). Jeremiah Cornelius likes to troll others -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2238996&cid=36457426 , but he can't handle it when it's done in return showing he is illiterate, and that much is obvious. You fail troll. How many years did you leave your resume up there with that basic literacy fail on it? Yes you have been trolled. You like? I wager you don't since you removed your faulty resume (on the very thing you took pride in that you can't even spell correctly most likely indicating you weren't any good at it either).

    7. Re:You Say: "Crank Physics" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting as AC now Jeremiah Cornelius? You didn't here http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3384873&cid=42622385 You are welcome to disprove the points on hosts files use which isn't illegal by any means. So much for your "FBI" crap. You also avoid a direct question put to you here http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3384873&cid=42626347 also which points out you're quite illiterate and unable to properly spell that which you claimed to have done for a career there (which I doubt you did since you can't even spell it properly). You like stalking others by your own admission http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2238996&cid=36457426 along with your friend webmistressrachel http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3373637&cid=42570685 so if anybody merits being the target of the FBI, it is yourself, for online stalking.

    8. Re:You Say: "Crank Physics" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You avoid a direct question: Why'd ya pull yer resume off LinkedIn Jeremiah Cornelius -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3368135&cid=42529887 Is it since someone spotted you're not only a "San Fran 'Man'" (a fella is more like it) and that you can't even spell what you allegedly used to do for a job? It's correctly spelled PENETRATION, not "pentration" as you misspelled it there in front of 1,000's no doubt (one would think an anal penetration man from San Fran'd know how THAT is spelled at least, lol). Jeremiah Cornelius likes to troll others -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2238996&cid=36457426 , but he can't handle it when it's done in return showing he is illiterate, and that much is obvious. You fail troll. How many years did you leave your resume up there with that basic literacy fail on it? Yes you have been trolled. You like? I wager you don't since you removed your faulty resume (on the very thing you took pride in that you can't even spell correctly most likely indicating you weren't any good at it either).

  30. Re:Biomechanics by greenbird · · Score: 2

    but all it does is move TDC 20 degrees along the pedal cycle

    No, it doesn't. The forces involved at the peddle and at the crank are identical to those if it were a straight connection. The only difference is the shape of the metal piece connecting them. TDC is in exactly the same place as it would be if there was a straight piece of metal connecting the peddle to the crank.

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  31. Lack of utility by Turminder+Xuss · · Score: 5, Informative

    Manual of Patent Examining Procedure; 706.03(a) Rejections under 35 USC 101 III A rejection on the ground of lack of utility is appropriate when ... (2) an assertion of specific and substantive utility for the invention is not credible. Such a rejection can include the more specific grounds of inoperativeness! Such as inventions involving perpetual motion.

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    1. Re:Lack of utility by Theaetetus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Manual of Patent Examining Procedure; 706.03(a) Rejections under 35 USC 101 III A rejection on the ground of lack of utility is appropriate when ... (2) an assertion of specific and substantive utility for the invention is not credible. Such a rejection can include the more specific grounds of inoperativeness! Such as inventions involving perpetual motion.

      But, also in the MPEP, examination focuses on the claims and the specific elements listed in said claims, not on what some Slashdot summary describes the patent as, or even an allegation of awesome results in the patent abstract or summary. And if you read the claims, they're for a specific design of bike pedal, but don't claim anything about increased efficiency or spectacular results: they simply claim this odd design for a pedal.

      So, under a 35 USC 101 analysis, is it a machine? Yes. Does it have a use in pedaling a bike? Yes. The end.

    2. Re:Lack of utility by Turminder+Xuss · · Score: 1

      And because bike pedals haven't been invented yet it's not prior art ?

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    3. Re:Lack of utility by khallow · · Score: 1

      It's a specific design of a bike pedal. I don't know what they're claiming, but a non-obvious elaboration on an existing thing can be patentable.

    4. Re:Lack of utility by Turminder+Xuss · · Score: 1

      Then give it a design patent. Not a utility patent.

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    5. Re:Lack of utility by Turminder+Xuss · · Score: 2
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    6. Re:Lack of utility by khallow · · Score: 1

      Then give it a design patent. Not a utility patent.

      Why wouldn't utility patents cover designs as well? Glancing at Wikipedia, it appears that design patents cover the "look" of a invention while utility patents cover the "functionality" of a invention.

    7. Re:Lack of utility by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      " So, under a 35 USC 101 analysis, is it a machine? Yes. Does it have a use in pedaling a bike? Yes. The end."

      Precisely. Some people here seem to think that "utility" means it has to be actually useful to somebody in order to get a patent... or worse, somehow more useful than some other thing. But that's not what it means. It simply means that it does something, and that something is what the patent claims say it will do.

    8. Re:Lack of utility by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "And because bike pedals haven't been invented yet it's not prior art ?"

      Lasers have already been invented. But you could invent a better, or -- more to the point -- different laser, and still get a patent for it.

  32. Nope. Not even for a moment. by mark_reh · · Score: 0

    Nothing to see here, even less to "invest" in.

  33. First problem: Crank's length by mapuche · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The length of one of the elements is innecesarily longer than the final crack length. I bet it's a nighmare to pedal thru irregular terrain, collisioning with the ground every second.

    1. Re:First problem: Crank's length by guspasho · · Score: 1

      Oh I wish I hadn't commented so I could have modded you up!

    2. Re:First problem: Crank's length by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      The length of one of the elements is innecesarily longer than the final crack length. I bet it's a nighmare to pedal thru irregular terrain, collisioning with the ground every second.

      That and the bears laughing at you for your retarded crank. This would be a nightmare offroad.

    3. Re:First problem: Crank's length by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Meh, I would have modded him down for unnecessarily inventing the word innecessarily.

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    4. Re:First problem: Crank's length by retupmoca · · Score: 1

      ...collisioning...

      I learned a new word today!

    5. Re:First problem: Crank's length by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, I would have modded him down for unnecessarily inventing the word innecessarily.

      ... and collisioning ...

  34. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In this case, biomechanics doesn't add anything interesting to the picture.

    The cyclist using this crank can't tell whether the crank is V-shaped, or straight, without looking, because the crank still provides exactly the same contact force to the cyclist's foot as a straight crank with the pedal in the same location. The piece of metal that transmits the force is a different shape, but that doesn't matter (except in very minor ways -- maybe it is more or less springy).

  35. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except for the fact that all that extra inertia gets dumped into the braking system at some point. And even on long rides you're still going to be having to brake regularly for one reason or another. What's more, you have to create the inertia in the first place, you aren't getting it for free.

    And yes, having 2 moments of inertia does make a difference. Just look at how quickly normal pedals stop after you quit applying force, this design doesn't change that. It has the same moments of inertia that a normal pedal does, which is the main source of mechanical inefficiency.

  36. Re:Biomechanics by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

    It's inertia. It's not wasted. It'll create a force when the pedal decelerates. Since you always want the pedal spinning, this isn't so bad for cruising. It's only bad for transients, which this would help smooth out.

    Well, just make the crank out of osmium then. Add some weights to the pedals. Problem solved.

  37. Re:Biomechanics by aliquis · · Score: 1

    But in any case, this can't be dismissed just because simple physics says that it has no mechanical advantage.

    Ok.

  38. Actually, this could work but not due to leverages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, this could work but not due to leverages: If this crank extends the diameter of the rotation, like an extra gear it will allow to modulate power differently. Though adjusting the gearing will accomplish the same result...

    So, at best, he's reinventing the wheel...

    FYI, If my time at the gym bro-learning meat-head science is worth anything, than cycling is a very inefficient movement since it overrides the hamstring which counts for over 50% of the leg muscles. Now, this doesn't account for energy output - though since this "tours" take days I imagine the body can produce more power - In that respect, it's quite possible to invent a new type of bicycles that will involve those muscles and will allow more top speed... Technically bro-speaking...

  39. Re:Actually, this could work but not due to levera by Gaygirlie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If this crank extends the diameter of the rotation

    Just making the crank longer would do that. The shape bears no effect on the diameter of the rotation as long as the distance between the pedal and the axle stays the same. The shape would only bear an effect if the crank dynamically changed shape during the rotation, but alas, this is a fixed construct.

  40. Dumbass or fraud? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You decide.

    1. Re:Dumbass or fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes.

    2. Re:Dumbass or fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2yVZCVLK3E

    3. Re:Dumbass or fraud? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Why can't he be both?

    4. Re:Dumbass or fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean the inventor or the patent office?

    5. Re:Dumbass or fraud? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      That wasn't an exclusive OR.

  41. Draw a straight line from the middle of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the bracket axle to the middle of the pedal and make a arm that length and you will have the same thing.

  42. Reported the fundraiser video as a scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the report as a "Scam/Fraud" has an automated threshold for removal of a certain fundraising video on youtube:?v=O-WN8kPolug

  43. Re:Biomechanics by pz · · Score: 1

    Yes ... except the spring constant of the crank has been changed. What I can't figure out by inspection of the photographs alone is if the change would be sufficent to explain the perceived differences. As you pedal around that nice, big L shape is going to distort slightly, even though it appears to be designed not to, storing some energy by folding up a wee bit during some parts of the cycle, and releasing it by unfolding during others (or vice versa). Or heck, maybe it opens up, rather than folds in. At first blush, it probably isn't a big enough effect to explain things, but an L-shaped crank is going to tend to be more flexible than a straight-arm crank.

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  44. Re:Biomechanics by Longjmp · · Score: 1

    It's possible that by moving the pedal so the cyclist's legs are in a different position...

    Can you please send me some of the stuff you are smoking?

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  45. Re:Biomechanics by fermion · · Score: 2
    And this why most medical professionals are not scientists. Magic does not exist.

    A bicycle is a simple machine. Simple machines work by reducing the force necessary to complete a task. This is mechanical advantage. For a bicycle this mechanical advantages are created by the radius of the pedel and the ratio of the gears, usually with a big gear radius in front, and a smaller gear radius in back. To start the ratios are larger, then can become smaller as the bike accelerates.

    There is another thing. The effective force is only the component that is perpendicular to the direction of motion. That why you normally start with the pedals parallel to the ground, and the rider pedaling straight down. With normal pedals, the force is transmitted directly to moving the crank. With this style, some force is always going be expended torquing the z pendal, which will eventually lead to the seam to fail.

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  46. Losing any faith in Slashdot by notdotcom.com · · Score: 1

    Really? Slashdot can't even understand something that would be taught in week one or two of high school physics? Doesn't anyone remember the calculations for torque and how when "johnny" ties a rope to the end of the wrench and pulls on that for "torque", it doesn't actually change anything?

    Also, this has been all over the internet quite literally for months. Slashdot is getting this story after it is how many months old?

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    1. Re:Losing any faith in Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that was the point of the article.... that it can't do what it claims....

  47. Playing devils advocate here... by damn_registrars · · Score: 0

    What happens with this design if the pedals are at TDC and BDC, with a weight hanging off the top pedal? It should go forward as that is the direction of the "Z" arm. By my understanding that is one of his design goals, to eliminate the dead spots as with regular straight arms in the same situation nothing happens (you would need forward motion to move the arm).

    Of course, there are plenty of problems with this design that are greater than this problem which it might marginally solve. And in all my years of cycling I never found myself cripplingly stuck in TDC/BDC, you need very little power to get out of it and if you're in the act of pedalling you are likely not going to even notice it.

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    1. Re:Playing devils advocate here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The weight hanging forward off the top arm is balanced by the weight hanging backwards off the bottom arm.

      Give up. It's useless. A crankshaft is a crankshaft no matter how curly you make the shank. Well, if you make it curly enough it starts becoming springy, but that's it. Why not get into the old 1970's fad of having elliptical gears instead? At least that did something.

    2. Re:Playing devils advocate here... by notdotcom.com · · Score: 1

      What happens with this design if the pedals are at TDC and BDC, with a weight hanging off the top pedal? It should go forward as that is the direction of the "Z" arm. By my understanding that is one of his design goals, to eliminate the dead spots as with regular straight arms in the same situation nothing happens (you would need forward motion to move the arm).

      No, no it won't go forward with balanced weights on each equal-length lever attached to a pivot in the center.

      The #$#@ dead spots are STILL THERE, they just happen to "look" like they are in a different place.

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    3. Re:Playing devils advocate here... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Ummm... don't most 5-year olds learn to eliminate dead spots by just, you know, having a bit of momentum? Moreover, the cranks in any engine have dead spots. There are motorcycles with ONE cylinder. Huge dead spot, right? Not a problem. Momentum. That's the whole deal with these systems. Dead spots are just not a problem. Most of you couldn't stand straight on the crank if you tried, and if you did, the momentum would carry you through in the proper direction after one good stroke.

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    4. Re:Playing devils advocate here... by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      What happens with this design if the pedals are at TDC and BDC, with a weight hanging off the top pedal? It should go forward as that is the direction of the "Z" arm.

      I suppose. If you could magically have a weight appear only off the top pedal's Z-arm when the pedal was at TDC. (Note that such a magical weight would also give you a perpetual motion machine, since you could set the pedals at TDC/BDC, and they would start accelerating on their own and continue to provide power with no effort.) Of course, if you had such a weight only off the bottom pedal's Z arm, it would go backwards. Or, if you just had the weight from each pedals Z-arms, without magical weights that appeared on one or the arm in a given position to help or hinder, they'd cancel each other out, and you'd have dead spots, which brings us to:

      By my understanding that is one of his design goals, to eliminate the dead spots as with regular straight arms in the same situation nothing happens (you would need forward motion to move the arm).

      Even the inventor's website expressly acknowledges that the Z-torque crank has the exact same dead spots as any other crank (of course, he doesn't mention that this exactly the same as any other crank), saying:

      Except for top dead center and bottom dead center, this crank had no dead spots.

      So, no, even the crank making the crank doesn't claim that the crank eliminates the TDC/BDC dead spots inherent in any crank.

  48. Re:Actually, this could work but not due to levera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "only bear an effect if the crank dynamically changed shape during the rotation"
    Wait, that's not what it does ?! So, it's just a Z shaped crank ? wow... I thought it at least extends at some degree to allow better leverages at key angles thus allowing the muscles to extend and retract to a greater degree. Since the muscles don't exert the same amount of force at different degrees... Well, it just made some sense that way even if the energy lost from the extra moving parts...

    So it's essential dead weight... Just wow...

  49. Re:Biomechanics by Genda · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yeah but the inertial difference would be some infinitesimal amount. Way to small to notice. The real problem is that this design in going to suffer huge stress at the points of the Z so if our intrepid rider is into mountain bikes he's going to break this thing about 4 weeks after he starts using it at precisely the worst possible time to have you crank break (while standing on your peddles on a steep climb.)

    All you have to do to blow this out of the water is ask him why there isn't a curlicue wrench to give you more leverage in a tight place... not like we haven't been using wrenches for a while. This is a profound DUH, and no magic fairy dust nor faith in a loving deity will wash the stink of stupid off it. Sorry.

  50. Re:Biomechanics by Genda · · Score: 1

    Yes, and the flexing of the arm will certain end in the thing breaking at a stress point and potentially injuring the rider... we call this a SNAFU!

  51. Dynamics of the Leading Edge by qwertphobia · · Score: 0

    I've spent enough time on a bike to tell you the leading edge that breaks the surface tension of the air as you pedal is a critical component of air resistance.

    Trust me, when you are constantly breaking wind, or if you routinely draft in the turbulence of the rider in front of you who is breaking wind, it will degrade your performance at least 10-20%.

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    1. Re:Dynamics of the Leading Edge by Gaygirlie · · Score: 2

      Trust me, when you are constantly breaking wind

      If you are constantly breaking wind you should either change your diet or go see a doctor.

    2. Re:Dynamics of the Leading Edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, a true nerd would skip the doctor, and figure a way to take advantage of this excessive flatulence to increase their propulsion somehow. Just sayin'

    3. Re:Dynamics of the Leading Edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, I am sure the reactive action generated by constantly breaking wind improves his speed. He should rather find a way to light it up, in order to extract every last bit of energy of the hydrocarbon/hydrogen mix that his gastrointestinal tract so generously provides.

    4. Re:Dynamics of the Leading Edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Trust me, when you are constantly breaking wind, or if you routinely draft in the turbulence of the rider in front of you who is breaking wind, it will degrade your performance at least 10-20%.

      Ok, I'm going on making fun of the person who did not know what "breaking wind" in english means.

      If you are a constantly breaking wind, you should actually be faster. You only have to optimise the angle of your wind-breaking to maximise the effect. If you eat enough of the "wrong things", then the moon is your limit (and you won't even get punished for doping).

    5. Re:Dynamics of the Leading Edge by SourceFrog · · Score: 1

      What has that got to do with the article? Or did you just spot an opportunity to try come off as knowledgeable about cycling?

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  52. Tax on the stupid? by night · · Score: 1

    Are taxes on the stupid a bad thing?

    1. Re:Tax on the stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they are. Extra taxes do nothing to stop stupid people from having more children, and do nothing to make them less stupid. Furthermore, if stupidity is anything like a handicap, then you would be taxing a handicap instead of what our societies have determined is the humane course of action: to help people in need.

    2. Re:Tax on the stupid? by germansausage · · Score: 1

      No. In Canada we call them Lotteries.

  53. Stupid prior art invalidates stupid patents by hamjudo · · Score: 1
    TFA has a link to stupid prior art.

    New bad ideas can be patented. It isn't supposed to be possible to patent old bad ideas. The problem, is that old bad ideas are often badly documented, because they are bad ideas. If the patent examiner doesn't find the prior art in the limited time available, then the examiner is likely to grant the patent.

  54. At least its poetic.... by Genda · · Score: 1

    How often do you get to discuss a crank with a crank... too bad its not April, I'd have gone with the prank crank thanks.

  55. Grammar Nazi by CruddyBuddy · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Smoother pedaling and more power then old standard type cranks."

    Oh come on. I'm not giving my money to anyone who can't write a sentence.

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    1. Re:Grammar Nazi by nu1x · · Score: 1

      "Smoother peddling of new crank physics"

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    2. Re:Grammar Nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Smoother pedaling and more power compared to back then, when you used old standard type cranks."

      Oh come on—you know exactly what he meant to write. Everybody forgets to a few words now and.

    3. Re:Grammar Nazi by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Sentence fragment.

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  56. Yeah by pem · · Score: 4, Funny

    I always slow way down when the guy up front is farting. Don't have to breathe as much of it that way.

    1. Re:Yeah by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      You have the same concern when horse riding...

  57. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better yet, to REALLY solve the dead center problem make a crank that flexes back and forth in time with the average rotation, so when you're at the dead center it whips you past, then contorts itself to keep your foot in a powerful position longer. (The joke will be that it takes more energy to flex than it you save, because you're necessarily pushing against it.)

  58. " gives peddlers more leverage" by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1

    Hmm, subtle pun or can't spell??

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  59. Re:Biomechanics by jcr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    this can't be dismissed just because simple physics says that it has no mechanical advantage.

    Actually, that's exactly why it can be dismissed. It's nonsense.

    -jcr

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  60. I couldn't stop laughing by Grayhand · · Score: 1

    They basically dog leg the peddle arm and claim there's an advantage. I thought it was linked in some way so the length changes during a stroke. It isn't even that clever it's just a pointless waste of aluminum. Even a variable length one wouldn't work because it'd throw off you rhythm. Bicycle peddles haven't changed much in over a hundred years for a reason.

    1. Re:I couldn't stop laughing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you can't spell "pedal"! I couldn't stop laughing!

    2. Re:I couldn't stop laughing by nu1x · · Score: 1

      If you peddle arms to gullible internet investors you are likely to get sewed or even arrested. Depends on the arms off course.

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    3. Re:I couldn't stop laughing by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1

      When attempting a joke about people not being able to spell, it helps to be able to spell yourself, of course. Unless you meant the arms are off course and headed the wrong way? Then you'll get sued.

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    4. Re:I couldn't stop laughing by nu1x · · Score: 1

      Dude, of course I was being mildly sarcastic in my ineptness.

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  61. Crank physics like "cold fusion"? by oneeyedman · · Score: 1

    Whoa, OK, I misunderstood that for a moment.

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    1. Re:Crank physics like "cold fusion"? by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Cold fusion is more lucrative. To refute a cold fusion hoax, you usually need an understanding of nuclear physics. To debunk this, all you need is high-school mechanics.

  62. Minor second order effect? by c9brown · · Score: 2

    If you read one of the papers, from Florida Atlantic University, referenced on the site, the author claims that the advantage comes from an 'intrinsic favorable flexure mode." Basically, he is saying that the flex at the joint of the Z shape creates a smoother ride and higher torque at specific angles (not peak torque however).

    While I find it unlikely that the effect is as positive as stated in the article, it is plausible that there is a small second-order effect due to non-rigid behavior of the crank. It is claimed in the article that this effect was tested independently, however I can't see how a flex in the pedal would produce any other effect than to steal energy away from the peddler.

    Besides, if you want more torque while biking, just use clip-ins.

    1. Re:Minor second order effect? by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

      Yes, flexibility, moment of inertia etc. differences might make bicycling more efficient, but that is not how the device is claimed to work, and any improvement it provides would be accidental. It would be fairly straightforward to design a crank with an adjustable moment of inertia and spring constant, so the fact that they aren't used suggests that any gains are very small.

    2. Re:Minor second order effect? by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      Isn't Florida Atlantic the same place the guy claiming that Obama faked Newtown is faculty ? How august a center of learning can it be ?

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  63. Moment of Inertia by McGruber · · Score: 1

    Judging by the photos, it appears that the Crank with Z-pedals has a larger Moment of Inertia ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moment_of_inertia) than the Crank without Z-pedals.

    Perhaps that increased moment of inertia has a flywheel effect that helps ease the pedaling? I wouldn't expect it to make a difference, but then again bicycle racing is so incredibly optimized -- just look at those stupid looking helmets bicycle racers wear to improve their aerodynamics -- so perhaps the riders can tell the difference.

    1. Re:Moment of Inertia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using heavier pedals would give you more moment of interia for a given mass than could be achieved by adding any mass to the crank at a smaller radius.

  64. Taller riders ... by Spacejock · · Score: 1

    First thing you should do is ditch the cranks that came with your bike, and find some 175 or 180mm cranks instead. You have the longer legs required to use them, after all.

    1. Re:Taller riders ... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Even better, get longer peddles and smaller wheels.

      The mechanical advantage will make you fly like a pole vaulter.

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    2. Re:Taller riders ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are these "peddles" you speak of?

  65. Weebles wobble but they don't fall down by tepples · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just take a look at those infomercials that try to tell you that 1) for your entire life you've been wobbling around about to fall over

    The solution to that is to become a Weeble, because Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

  66. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The flywheel effect could be made more efficient by adding mass to the pedal or largest radius possible. For a given mass, the larger the radius you put it, the larger the addition to the moment of inertia, while minimizing the weight of the bike that would add to things like friction. So using a L shape for that would be kind of stupid, as the bending could also be achieved with less material with just adjusting the cross-section or particular material used.

  67. Epicyclic Cycle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The crankarm is likely just a distracting gimmick to confuse people. The real secret sauce would be putting planetary gearing inside the bottom bracket to give the rider heaps wider gear ratios without any extra chain or unwanted chan slop. Combine that with an existing two deraileur system driveline, and you could climb hills and scream on downhills like nobody's business with fairly normal tooth ratios on chainring and gearset and have no worries about throwing your chain.

    Physics violations? Derp... Look closer.

    At least that's what I'd suspect.

  68. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Simple physics' trumps /all/ forms of wishful thinking"

    I defy you to try that line in the next "warp drive will be possible" story. You'll find that Space Nutters have the same enthusiasm and resistance to reality like perpetual motion believers.

  69. 2nd Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You think that's bad? An entire town in Tennessee was suckered by HEFT industries, promising them to build a factory for a free energy device.

    http://ucbjournal.com/news.php?id=127

    http://w.overtoncountynews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=5330:heft-has-officially-left-the-oshkosh-building-leaving-dirty-toilets-behind&catid=119:business&Itemid=183

    1. Re:2nd Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, it was an "energy producing" device.

  70. Re:Oh yes, *this* is not possible by joe_frisch · · Score: 2

    The Z-crank doesn't work due to basic mechanics. The various warp-drive and wormhole designs are usually not provably impossible, though it is very unlikely that they work (due to quantum effects), and require material (negative energy density matter) that probably can't exist in the required densities, and typically need engineering on a difficult to imagine scale.

  71. Re:Biomechanics by mcgrew · · Score: 0

    Wow... 40% modded that bit of abysmal ignorance as "interesting". Amazing.

    this can't be dismissed just because simple physics says that it has no mechanical advantage.

    What can one possible say to that? Sheesh! I'd mod it "funny". So, hawguy, how's that perpetual motion machine coming?

  72. Re:Biomechanics by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

    In other analysis, 'Smoother pedaling and more power then old standard type cranks' - I don't think this means what he thinks it means.

  73. needs more zags by ffflala · · Score: 5, Funny

    One measly zig? That's not going to efficiently couple my torque rotation constant. I want a crank with a minimum of five zigs and, for fuck's sake, a bare minimum of *three* zags... and that will be the "intro" model. The "pro" crank will come with seven zigs and five zags. The "custom" option will end the zigzags with a loop.

    Throw in enough, and the bike will basically pedal itself. All I need to figure out now is how to perfect my shake weight handlebars. Still having problems with the braking on those things.

    1. Re:needs more zags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Move zig!

    2. Re:needs more zags by everydayotherday · · Score: 1

      Does a straight line result when the number of zigs and zags approach infinity?

    3. Re:needs more zags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My bike has infinite zags---there's so many you can't even see them. It can outrun most cars.

    4. Re:needs more zags by c · · Score: 1

      The "pro" crank will come with seven zigs and five zags. The "custom" option will end the zigzags with a loop.

      Fuck that. If I can't adjust my zig-to-zag ratio in the field to match my planned ride inclines, I might as well be running for all the efficiency I'm going to get.

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  74. Re:Biomechanics by sribe · · Score: 1

    So, by going to carbon fiber (lighter, and most likely stiffer), they'll most likely negate any benefits!

    Actually, carbon fiber is more flexible than aluminum, so it would flex more. But flex is bad, not good. The ideal crank would have 0 flex, so as to transmit 100% of pedaling energy, rather than wasting it through flex.

  75. Re:Actually, this could work but not due to levera by sribe · · Score: 1

    FYI, If my time at the gym bro-learning meat-head science is worth anything, than cycling is a very inefficient movement since it overrides the hamstring which counts for over 50% of the leg muscles.

    If you do it right, you use your hamstrings. They kick in toward the bottom of the stroke, and pull across the bottom and up the back.

  76. Disappointed.... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    > A new design for bicycle cranks violates basic principles of physics

    At first I was prepared for a crank out of MC Escher, that couldn't exist in the real world. But it's just snake oil. Sigh. In a Kevin Kline voice; DisaPOINTed.

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  77. Re:Oh yes, *this* is not possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, instead of just being impossible for one reason like the pedals, warp drive is just impossible for three reasons, yet your tone suggests that you probably still secretly think it's just around the corner...

  78. Happens in IT all the time by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    How is this different from alleged gurus claiming that foo-oriented programming is a silver bullet and selling books, seminars, special languages, methodology consultants, and so forth without first having objective evidence?

    It's not just bicycles.

    1. Re:Happens in IT all the time by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      How is this different from alleged gurus claiming that foo-oriented programming is a silver bullet and selling books, seminars, special languages, methodology consultants, and so forth without first having objective evidence?

      Because this is physically impossible, whereas a new programming paradigm that provides across-the-board improvements in productivity is possible, even if most things for which that claim is made are, at best, greatly oversold.

    2. Re:Happens in IT all the time by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      You are comparing a specific example with a general example. Thus, it's apples to oranges. BS is BS, or at least claims-without-tests-to-back-them.

      I agree that sometimes the BS in physics is easier to detect. The peddle maker could still cloud the picture with more BS, such as saying it improves the wind resistance around the legs with "resonant vortexes" or the like.

      That's usually what happens when debunkers make their first round of criticisms in IT: as the debunking improves, so does the BS.

    3. Re:Happens in IT all the time by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      BS is BS, or at least claims-without-tests-to-back-them.

      No, there is a significant difference in kind between claims that are not adequately supported and claims that demonstrably impossible.

      I agree that sometimes the BS in physics is easier to detect.

      Its not a matter of "easier to detect".

      The peddle maker could

      Yes, in principle something different than what actually happened could have happened, and maybe if something different happened here, it might be a good analogy to the IT claims you tried to draw an analogy to. But that just is another way of saying that what actually was at issue isn't analogous.

  79. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The long shape bends under pressure, which does slightly increase the length of the arm under pressure.

    Actually, based on the shape and the direction of the flex, I think you'll find the effective length of the crank will decrease under pressure. This is actually worse than a simple straight crank.

  80. Re:Biomechanics by Qzukk · · Score: 1

    Quantum physics trumps /all/ forms of logical thinking.

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  81. Still? by tyroney · · Score: 1

    This guy almost got me to tie up $1 on kickstarter, but plenty of other people covered the comments.

    1. Re:Still? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You should get a trustee to take care of your money for you.

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  82. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except mathematics, it works just fine there. Same with GR and proposed warp drives... if one ignores nonexistence of needed material properties.

  83. Re:Oh yes, *this* is not possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a difference in being wrong because of something you would learn in the first few weeks of high school physics, or after enough time just messing around with wrenches, versus something being unlikely because graduate school level physics shows it is missing some details.

  84. Re:Oh yes, *this* is not possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holy crap, you seem to be the most obsessed about space person I've ever seen, as that has absolutely nothing to do with this story. At least people who turn every topic into politics are more mainstream, but instead, you had to become obsessed about something that makes you stand out as a complete kook.

  85. Re:Nope. Not even for a moment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pun intended?

  86. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then how did we ever formulate it or use it to, you know, understand the universe and build transistors? Sounds like you also think that warp drives are possible if you just believe hard enough...

  87. Re:Biomechanics by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Flex isn't bad. Flex where the flex is changed to heat? Oh, that's a loss. If you can flex without heat, you don't get loss (ideal spring).

  88. Re:Biomechanics by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    You don't have to just have the effect of changing the crank length. Offset the crank 30 mm from the center of the chainring. Aim it so that the shorter crank is on the downstroke. You'll get an equivelent of a smaller chainring, without having to change the chainring size. Or reverse the offset for the opposite effect.

  89. We Doan' Need No Steenking Prior Art! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good old USPO. Of COURSE they granted a patent for this wondrous idea!

    They also accepted a patent application (in 2012) for a chain power transmission system for bicycles.

    http://www.google.com/patents/US20120277046?dq=z-torque+crank+arm&hl=en&sa=X&ei=ZPvwUICCCbC_0QHP3YDYAQ&ved=0CE4Q6AEwCQ

    I'm sure any resemblance to the Derailleur gears we've all known about since the late 1800's.

    Obvious? Apparently not obvious for our USPO wizards. Prior art? Ah well, perhaps the "inventor" changed the number of teeth on a sprocket? Yeah, that's the ticket!

    Sheesh .. what a bunch of maroons.

  90. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But not math. Quantum physics makes perfect sense if you do the math of it.
    Math sometimes gives (seemingly) strange answers. This only means that day-to-day life doesn't use a lot of math.
    I hope you didn't only realize that now?

    Double negatives are also tough.

  91. Trust me, cyclists know all about crank flex. by robbak · · Score: 2

    And they go to extreme efforts to reduce it. Muscle strength spent flexing the crank is wasted.
    Same thing for crank weight. They go to extreme lengths to shave grams off their bikes, and even more to reduce weights of moving parts.

    The idea that this is a great, new, magic crank because it's flexible and heavy is ridiculous!

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  92. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only assuming the crank is a rigid body.

  93. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Power isn't wasted in flexing (necessarily). It's possible that a flexible crank would allow more efficient pedalling by the rider. Possible...

  94. Re:Biomechanics by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    Biomechanics doesn't always follow the rules of simple static analysis. It's possible that by moving the pedal so the cyclist's legs are in a different position during the pedal cycle, it's possible that his muscles could more effectively power the pedals.

    That might be relevant, if this design had any effect of moving the pedal so the cyclist's legs are in a different position during the pedal cycle. But all an angled crank arm does is give you a heavy crank that takes up more space to put your legs in the same position as they would be in with a straight arm that had the same length as the straight-line (rather than along-the-bent-crank) distance between the ends of the crank.

  95. Re:Oh yes, *this* is not possible by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    Oh yes, *this* is not possible

    Right, exactly, its not.

    but post a story about "warp drive" and "FTL starships" and the Space Nutters will come slobbering out of the woodwork.

    Right. The differences are:

    • This simply not possible even in principle, whereas warp drives are possible in principle, though impractical for all kinds of reasons
    • Warp drives, if practical, would allow things that are fundamentally different than what is available now, while this, ignoring the fact that its claims are impossible, offers slightly easier-to-pedal bikes -- well, I mean, if you squint at some of the claims of how it works right, it might offer a way to make a perpetual motion machine and provide infinite free energy, but if you get to that implication its harder to ignore the impossibility.
  96. Re:Biomechanics by drkim · · Score: 1

    It's possible that by moving the pedal so the cyclist's legs are in a different position during the pedal cycle, it's possible that his muscles could more effectively power the pedals.

    Except no change has been made to the pedal cycle...

    Exactly. The easy way to think of this is this way:
    Weld a piece of straight metal onto this thing from the pedal to the center of rotation (just like a normal straight crank) so you have a "triangle like" assembly. Now pedal. See! Mechanically, it's the same thing. (Except a little heavier and a lot stronger.)
    Now, saw away the Z-Torque crank. See. Same thing again.

    This assumes the Z-Torque crank is inflexible. If the Z-Torque is flexing, then it is absorbing some of the the rider's energy and turning it into waste heat. (Until it fails.)

  97. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an aside, curled wrenches DO exist. Fortunately professional mechanics generally have a better grasp of physics than this guy and understand that they're intended for the transfer of bolts in odd or difficult to reach places (instead of increasing leverage without increasing force). Hopefully.

  98. Re:Biomechanics by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Informative

    The increased mass gives a flywheel effect, meaning the pedal goes through top dead center easier.
    [...]
    So, by going to carbon fiber (lighter, and most likely stiffer), they'll most likely negate any benefits!

    Here's the thing: carbon fiber does not have to be stiff.
    You can go out today and buy carbon fiber leaf or coil springs.
    carbon fiber cranks are nothing new to the (off)road bicycling word.
    And haven't you heard about the amputee athletes who run on carbon fiber legs?

    But the main reason for using carbon fiber is lighter weight, and if your system depends on extra rotating mass,
    then there's absolutely nothing to be gained by making the crank out of super light carbon fiber.
    If Mr. Z-Crank wants springier, he can just choose a different metal alloy and keep the same mass.

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  99. Re:Oh yes, *this* is not possible by Agent+ME · · Score: 2

    FTL and warp drives are an open problem with no good designs in mind. This pedal is a specific design which obviously does not work.

  100. The Philosopher's Stone by Arancaytar · · Score: 2

    This inventor has apparently managed to duplicate the invention of medieval alchemists: Transmuting gullibility into gold.

    1. Re:The Philosopher's Stone by SourceFrog · · Score: 1

      It works, just look at the "GravityLight" which has raised $373,430 at time of writing. Do the math on that thing, I think it just-just borders on being a scam.

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  101. Not just a shorter crank arm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Once upon a time, I had a wall-mounted coffee mill of high quality and life-long quality. Every one to two years, I'd be sending in the crank handle because it had broken off. It was some cast material, granted, but the main problem was that it had an S-curved design and consequently stress points that were not really dealing well with discontinuities in the mechanical resistance of the coffee beans.

    The curvage of this Z-crank is way worse. With forged steel, it would likely be manageable to avoid stress-induced breaking at reasonable weight. However, the material looks like aluminum. It would likely just snap eventually, with a life time significantly shorter than that of a straight crank.

  102. Re:Biomechanics by Guignol · · Score: 1

    No, it just trumps intuition

  103. Actually, it works ! by Capitaine · · Score: 1

    The guy uploaded the analysis from a professor of Florida University which notes improvements over regular cranks... However, not the ones claimed in the video.
    What is nice is that the first paragraph contradicts the video : "As far as mechanical advantages is concerned, the angle crank does not offer any more than the traditional straight-link crank[...]". The Pr sees the higher momentum of inertia as beneficial for pedalling as well as the bending mode, concluding that those two properties are obviously not intended.

    As far as I am concerned I am not quite sure I would like to have more momentum of inertia to overcome and I find the effective improvement from flexure mode dubious.

    1. Re:Actually, it works ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the only two benefits are from the bending properties and the moment of inertia, you could achieve the same results using a straight crank and a lot less material and more strength with a little care in design.

  104. Maybe he thinks the crank is NOT straight by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    The crank has a BEND in it BUT for physics it is a perfectly straight crank, a direct line from the pedal join and the center of the gear. It therefor does NOT change the position of the pedal in the circle of movement despite how it might appear. 0 degrees and 180 degrees is STILL the pedal being at the top OR bottom regardless of how the metal of the crank zigzags.

    Somewhere else it is suggested that the extra material creates a flywheel effect. In theory, this is true but since ANY crank has weight ANY crank will be in object in motion that stays in motion until an opposite force stops it (the friction of the rest of the bike). And if the extra weight is what does the trick, why make it out of aluminum (the currently selling model) and the new one out of carbon? Make it out of cast iron, inlayed with lead.

    Perpetual motion machines usually have some kind of charming "but it should work because it looks cute" aspect but physics ain't cute or charming, it just is. But people who believe in beards in the sky, karma, justice outside a court system, democracy are always looking for the fantasy to beat reality.

    THe whole "dead" points while cycling by the way only happens in extreme cases where you are standing on the pedals and encountering a lot of resistance. In normal daily cycling the sheer weight of your leg, the motion will just continue smoothly on.

    This crank solves an issue that isn't there and doesn't solve it either.

    Oh and if you fit it on your bike, you just lowered the ride height of your bicycle, enjoy scraping them across the ground in corners.

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    1. Re:Maybe he thinks the crank is NOT straight by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Want to get rid of the dead spot? Round out your stroke.

      Learn to scrape your foot, as if wiping dog poo of your shoe on the curb, at the bottom of the stroke, and then actively pull up on the backstroke.

      You won't actually provide any power on tht backstroke, but it keeps you from pressing down, thus fighting the work the downstroke leg is doing.

      Oh, and ride a fixed gear bike regularly, it will round out and smooth your stroke, or you get your nuts thrashed by the seat. Pain is a great teacher.

      The muscle memory will carry over to the freewheel bike and you will get all the dubious benefits of this crank for real, because you actually improved the weak link: the human piston driving the crank.

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    2. Re:Maybe he thinks the crank is NOT straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You won't actually provide any power on tht backstroke"

      Beg to differ - a competitive cyclist can generate almost as much upward force as downward. I'm not competitive, but I once ripped the cleat out of a show, which means all my pulling and pushing eventually cracked a 1/8-inch steel plate. Yes, the piece of footplate was still attached to the cleat, and stuck in the pedal. Fun to extract it from there, too.

  105. Looks good to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On a bike crank, you have about a third of an arc where your leg has power to offer.

    With a straight crank shaft, you blow a chunk of that power pushing directly into the center of the axle as opposed to perpendicular to it.

    Try putting a wrench on a tight nut and pushing on the tail end of the wrench directly toward the nut. It's not going to move.

    If you shift to just off 90 degrees to the nut, then you now have somewhere to go, but it's a hard damned push and most of the energy you expend is absorbed in trying to flex the nut along its own shaft rather than turn it. You turn that energy in heat rather than motion.

    With this Z design, if you stand upright on the pedal at its highest point, it'll move at peak efficiency where you leg has the most to offer.

    Physics involving a perfectly perpendicular push at all points on the arc would render this design pointless. But our legs don't work that way.

    There's a reason corrective bends are useful.

    Angle of attack matters.

  106. Scratch that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just figured out why this doesn't work.

    The fleeting moment was longer for me than usual today.

  107. Re:Biomechanics by ozydingo · · Score: 0

    (Not a mechanical engineer)
    That's if you measure by foot position. Your legs are indeed doing the exact same thing (in steady state), but I see this as shifting the phase of the angle of your foot relative to the angle of the crank (at it's connection to the gear). In an ideal, simple model, in which the crank was a 0-width, rigid line connected perfectly to the center point of the gear, I can see that that wouldn't make any difference. But since it's not, is some difference possible in this setup?

  108. Re:Biomechanics by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

    But not likely. Nearly all examples of flexing do convert energy into heat. For bikes, you usually want components to be as stiff and as light as possible.

    The only way I can see crank flex helping would be to try to even out the force applied whilst pedalling, but I don't see how a crank deforming would help with that. The usual way to try to even out the pedalling forces is to use an ellipsical chainring, but they're not very popular due to the extra metal/expense/weight and not much advantage.

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  109. Re:Biomechanics by blackest_k · · Score: 1

    Why dumping into the braking system? you are just wasting energy obviously you brake if you have too, but good planning means you do not need to brake so often or as hard.

    When i am driving I usually leave a reasonable gap in front of me. when the car in front of me brakes i just step off the gas and my car slows down the gap decreases till i match speeds again. I use less fuel since my fuel is concentrated into covering distance not moving as fast as I can at any given point. Steady driving is fuel efficient it is acceleration and deceleration which are big users of energy.

  110. I'm going to patent using a small front wheel by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    So that I'm always cycling downhill.

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  111. Found It ! by 1s44c · · Score: 0

    The problem, is that old bad ideas are often badly documented, because they are bad ideas.

    Did I find it?

    The one perfect example of begging the question?

    Is there a prize or something?

  112. Not just a typo: "final crack length" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The length of one of the elements is innecesarily longer than the final crack length.

    That was surely just a typo, but when indeed this thing finally cracks, it will leave you with a veritable leg dagger rather than just a sharp break-off edge.

  113. I'm not sure any of you get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK. I haven't got one in my hands to test, but he seems to be saying that the principle lever arm IS longer.

    Crude ASCII art:

    Typical crank lever: ----- (5 dashes)

                                  _
                                    \
    His crank lever : ------- (7 dashes)

    I'm sure that many of you, like me, have used a hammer on long wrench to help get it turning. This sounds like a
    similar idea; he's making the lever longer and focusing the effort elsewhere (swinging the hammer). As he says,
    it's because legs cannot move that far, so he moved the pedals back in.

    Torque is the cross product of force and lever arm length. T=FxL. = F * L * sin(theta)

    A longer arm L, will produce greater torque T.

    But in bicycles, Theta is important. With traditional bikes, we know that our
    maximum force is applied at 3 o'clock and 9 o'clock positions. So, this pedal
    introduces some added complexities because it moves this position to different
    points on the dial. 6 o'clock is no longer a zero Torque position for the new
    crank. This change could subtly help the cyclist feel like he has fewer dead spots.
    This is where real life tests are important.

    But let's simplify this and refocus on the 3 o'clock and 9 o'clock positions where
    the angle would be 90 degrees for a typical bicycle crank. For our new Z crank
    we break the force into components, we have a downward (Normal) force
    and an outward force. It's the downward component of the force that will be
    applied to the longer arm. If this force is sufficiently less, then it could cancel
    out the advantage of the longer arm L. (But a part of me is thinking that
    the outward force could actually help the cyclist pedal more smoothly.)

    OK. Some really simple maths:

    Using 5 dashes v. 7 dashes for length and a normal force of unity:
    If the angle Theta is about 45 degrees, then the new design is a loser,
    resulting T=4.9 instead of T=5.

    If, however, the angle is larger, say 60 degrees,
    then we have T=7* sin(60) = 6.1.

    That's an increase in torque!

    Actually, anything 46 degrees and greater is a winner in this 5 v 7 scenario.

    The upshot of this is that without one in my hands, I can't do a detailed analysis
    to prove it one way or another. And I don't feel like doing any fancy mathematical
    simulations at the moment. Suffice it to say, that things are more complicated
    than y'all are understanding them.

  114. Re:Biomechanics by c · · Score: 1

    All you have to do to blow this out of the water is ask him why there isn't a curlicue wrench to give you more leverage in a tight place... not like we haven't been using wrenches for a while.

    There almost certainly are. I know I have some curved wrenches in my collection, although it's tough to tell whether the curve is intended to be decorative or functional.

    If you go back to the late 1800's there was a proliferation of tool patents for all sorts of weird shit for supposedly functional reasons. Every second blacksmith, carpenter and hardware store owner had an idea for building a better hammer, handplane, tape measure or wrench (or possibly a multi-tool combining all of the above) and ran it into the patent office ASAP. Most of them were overcomplicated bunk, but there were probably a few good ideas...

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  115. Re:Biomechanics by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

    No, there's absolutely no difference.

    If you were to trace the position of the foot relative to the bottom bracket (centre of the chainrings), then your foot would trace out a circle. You can get the exact same pedalling motion by making a straight crank (which would use less metal, be more rigid and lighter).

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  116. Re:Biomechanics by berashith · · Score: 1

    well, TDC is the same place for the foot, but there is a bit of weight in front of the crank that can "help" get the thing moving ( assuming we are at a stop, and the idiot rider has the pedal at TDC). YAY, easier ( and bullshit)! Of course, any time you carry extra weight on a bike you have made a mistake. I want to make the next wonderful product in this line of snake oil, but instead of the crank, I will put weights on the toes of the shoes. When you have the crank at TDC, the shoe will use gravitational potential buzzwords to convince dumb people to make me rich to reduce the PERCEIVED effort.

  117. Re:Biomechanics by berashith · · Score: 1

    lolz, you would have to push down on the upstroke to compress this. There is a graceful solution to this in place already. The pedals clip to the shoes. The rider simply pushes the foot into a position past TDC and BDC, then simply pushes down/lifts up. there is less pressure during that small moment , but the muscles dont work efficiently through that movement anyhow. Any mechanical fix would require a biological change to use to its fullest extent.

  118. Re:Oh yes, *this* is not possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow.

  119. Re:Oh yes, *this* is not possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    But people who think we'll be sending 80000 people a month to Mars and we'll be building warp drives if we just find three impossible things aren't kooks? How are they different from alchemists or perpetual motion people?

    I'll betcha anything if you had spent your childhood reading stories about people using special bike cranks to have all kinds of adventures and meet aliens, you'd also believe that if we just keep trying, we'll have magical bike cranks...

  120. Biopace chainrings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These are going to look awesome with my Biopace chanrings on them.

  121. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG!
    The "Z - wrench" I call Trademark, Copyright and patent! Now I just need a few million to get it the market. Ohhh... Kickstarter, are you there? Are you ready to make millions?

  122. Re:Biomechanics by ozydingo · · Score: 1

    You miss my point though. I understand that your foot is making the same motion, and that you have the same mechanical leverage given the distance between your foot and the gear center.

    However, the angle at which the crank connects to the gear is now shifted from the angle between your foot and the center of the gear (relative to horizontal). In a simple free-body diagram, this also makes zero difference, as the angle of connection does not affect torque. But since the crank actually connects at various points along the bolt, the angle of connection could determine the direction of force at these various connection points. This of course has absolutely nothing to with the z shape, and the same putative effect could probably be achieved simply by changing the shape of the connector. Thus I'd agree that that extra metal going into the elbow of the angled crank is really doing nothing.

    So all I'm investigating, in thought, is how the time-varying direction of forces applied during pedaling may be shifted depending on how the crank connects to the gear. If you are inclined to believe any of the data produced by this dude, which I realize is suspect, then this graph (available in their gallery) presents data qualitatively in line with my reasoning, and, interestingly, NOT in line with their reasoning (which I think we both agree is grossly incorrect). I'd further note that if I were making up data to fit their explanations, I'd have put in some at least small magnitude changes, not just a phase shift as we see here. So is it possible that there is some (probably very small) effect of angle of connection?

    Lastly, what does a phase shift do for total work? Nothing for a given amount of force, I think. But that's where biomechanics (OP) comes in; since the leg isn't equally efficient at all pedal positions, this phase shift could result in a change (positive or negative) in total efficiency.

    Again, not a mechanical engineer. I'm just speculating on what could cause differences that might not show up in a simple physics model. All models are imperfect, so I'm trying to challenge the model assumptions. Does this make sense, and do you agree that this is a different issue than you present in your rebutta to my post?

  123. Re:Biomechanics by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    Curved wrenches are for awkward bolt placement.

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  124. MY bicycle crank ... by notpaul · · Score: 1

    ... features Lotus Notes and a machine gun.

    It is the finest available.

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  125. Re:Biomechanics by sribe · · Score: 1

    Flex isn't bad. Flex where the flex is changed to heat? Oh, that's a loss. If you can flex without heat, you don't get loss (ideal spring).

    You mean if you could flex without heat you wouldn't get heat loss. But you can't and you do.

  126. it works by Moblaster · · Score: 1

    This thing DOES work to reduce _perceived_ pedaling torque. Everyone on here is bringing up the trivial physics issue that torque is the same - believe it or not, that's NOT THE POINT.

    The point is that this pedal's design advances the angle of the rotation cycle by 15 or 20 degrees due to the kink. That means at the TOP of the pedaling cycle, the cyclist now HAS leverage from a downward push on the pedal. Normally, at the top of the pedal cycle, you get ZERO leverage from pushing down. You have to normally push 100% forward at the top of the pedal cycle (because the pedal axis is pointing perpendicular to the ground and pushing down pushes you into origin of the wheel). Pushing forward at the top is much harder (think about it - it's a weird angle and you have restricted muscle leverage up there) than being able to push down with your whole gravity-assisted body weight. This design shifts the deadspot from the normal 0 degree point at the top of the cycle to a point further down where momentum is presumably easier to deal with.

    It's like everyone on here gives themselves a medal for understanding physics 101 without actually taking a look at the effective biomechanics of the situation. Torque being the same does NOT equate into a similar pedaling experience. The offset rotation is the selling point of this thing. People should try it before commenting.

    1. Re:it works by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Nope. It really doesn't.

      If you believe it does, then do the following:

      1. Weld bit of metal from centre to the pedal.

      you now have a triangular crank. The Z part and the straight bit.

      The biomechanics are the same as the Z one since the shape of the Z hasn't changed.

      2. Now remove the Z bit keeping the extra strut you welded on.

      The biomechanics are STILL the same since the pedal is still in exactly the same place it was when the crank was installed.

      But now, you have a straight crank. It's junk physics, but gets investment for:

      3. ...

      4. Profit!

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    2. Re:it works by fatphil · · Score: 1

      > That means at the TOP of the pedaling cycle, the cyclist now HAS leverage from a downward push on the pedal.

      No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

      At the *top* of the pedalling cycle there's exactly the same amount of leverage from a downward push as there would be from a normal crank at the top of its pedalling cycle. Namely zero.

      Torque = force * perpendicular distance.

      At the *top* , a downward force passes through the axis of rotation, so the perpendicular distance is zero. So torque is zero.

      > This design shifts the deadspot from the normal 0 degree point at the top of the cycle to a point further down where momentum is presumably easier to deal with.

      No, this design shapes the crank so that some of it trails the pedal. However, the shape of the crank is almost entirely irrelevant. Imagine creating a rigid triangle by filling in the missing side. Now imagine removing the two original sides from that triangle. Neither of those changes affects how the downward pressure on the pedal turns the crank shaft. (If you think otherwise, which of the two changes does what change.) The only way the shape change is not entirely irrelevant are ways which have a negative impact, as it has:
      a) greater length, therefore more flexibility, which is bad for several reasons
      b) greater mass, which is unnecessary, so bad.

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  127. add perpetuum mobile to the whole design ... by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    and you have a winner!

  128. Re:Biomechanics by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

    No, there is no inherent loss of leverage at tdc in the crank, the loss of leverage is in the piston (leg) That is turning reciprocating motion into circular motion.

    It is the position of the crank arm to the piston (leg) that gives the flat spot in power.

    If I replaced the piston (leg) with an electric motor who's axis matched the bottom bracket, then made and arm that reached out to attach to the pedel, there would be no loss at Tdc or anywhere else.

    It would look stupid and require a fixed point to mount the motor on, but I hope you see my point, it is the tdc of the piston, not the crank, that makes the tdc flat, and that does not change with a whacky crank shape.

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  129. Re:Biomechanics by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

    More simply: the TDC is a function of the piston, not the crank. The piston(leg) has not changed, so tdc does not change.

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  130. Re:Biomechanics by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

    Springs only return power when there is one fixed point, like a pogo stick.

    With the crank and piston setup, springs don't return the energy, they dampen it.

    That is why motorcycles have something called a Cush drive, it is a spring or rubber buffer loaded gear that helps reduce the kick/lash produced at ignition from thrashing the gears and rider.

    This is especially important in a 2-stroke Vespa, the Christmas tree style transmission is exceptionally prone to shattering teeth if the Cush drive springs break.

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  131. Re:Biomechanics by Patch86 · · Score: 1

    Abysmal ignorance can be pretty interesting, to be fair. Sort of like watching chimpanzees throw poo at each other at the zoo.

  132. Re:Biomechanics by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

    It is really kinda sad.

    Even an average bike with decent bearings is 95+ efficient, with a little loss to the inefficiency of the freewheel and friction in the bearings.

    A high quality bike pushes that higher, and a fixed gear bike with no freewheel and no variable gearing reaches 98.5 percent efficiency.

    Getting at that last 5% is hard, you are better off improving your form or your aerodynamics if you want more efficiency.

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  133. The Wrong Crank by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    This is all easily explained by one simple mistake: you are looking at the wrong crank. There is one, funny shaped crank in the video that seems to be strangely effective at extracting more work (in the form of money) than it should. Unfortunately it's also the one giving the sales pitch which may be where the confusion arises.

  134. Re:Biomechanics by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

    Sorry, that doesn't make much sense to me. The angle that the crank connects to the chain ring would only be relevant if the chain ring is non-circular or the crank doesn't connect to the centre of it.

    However, as the chain ring is circular (for every bike that I've seen), it doesn't make any difference at all. Splined cranks can be mounted at a variety of orientations with regard to the chain ring, but the only difference it makes is if you don't mount the other crank at 180 degrees to it. Sometimes people will rotate round the chain ring when it gets worn out as the wear won't be even due to the different forces related to the pedal positions

    The only time you're going to effect the biomechanics and efficiency is if you change the crank length or go to a non circular chain ring.

    I ride a unicycle as well as a normal bike and on a unicycle the crank length is more crucial as it affects the gearing (which on a fixed wheel unicycle is related to the wheel size). Again, though, a "phase shift" will only affect the wear on the wheel/tyre and not affect biomechanics at all.

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  135. Re:Actually, this could work but not due to levera by schn · · Score: 1

    this is achieved using oval shaped gears

  136. Not Slashdot - "High" Schools by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Really? Slashdot can't even understand something that would be taught in week one or two of high school physics?

    At least in Canada moments of forces are no longer taught at school. They may get some basic archimedes lever-style principles but the first time students see proper rotational dynamics with moments of forces is when we teach it to them in a first year introductory physics course at university. Even AP physics B skips this stuff - you have to do physics C - so I imagine the US is the same.

  137. Re:Oh yes, *this* is not possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They might be wrong, but they wouldn't be kooks if they go and live on their life unchanged anyways. However, even if correct on some accounts, exaggerating and wasting your time posting on a bunch of unrelated topics trying to steer everything back to the topic of the threat of space enthusiasts does make you a kook with much bigger life-impeding issues.

  138. Re:Biomechanics by nomel · · Score: 1

    You didn't read the paper.

  139. Re:Biomechanics by nomel · · Score: 1

    The paper debunks that the shape has anything to do with magic and clearly states the shape, on it's own, does nothing in the first few paragraphs. Even with the increased length for part of the revolution, I assume if you integrate over the whole downward push, for both, you would get the same numbers.

  140. Ankle blisters by GerryHattrick · · Score: 1

    Haven't ridden a bike hard since I was young. But I do remember the blisters on the inside ankle joint. Mebbee a canted angle relieves you of that worry, so you can pedal .001 % harder.

    1. Re:Ankle blisters by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Wear shoes that fit.

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  141. But will it work... by sfm · · Score: 1

    Listening to this discussion reminds me of the 'Airplane on a Treadmill' internet debates from long ago. There are 2 sides to this discussion and (at least) one side is not listening to the other. As I see it:

    Side 1 The Z-crank is a simple change in geometry from straight crank arms. If you assume a rigid body, then the shape makes NO DIFFERENCE to the torque/energy transfer characteristics. The larger mass will likely have a higher rotational inertia and an increase in total bike weight, but these effects are assumed negligible for the purpose of this discussion.

    Side 2 These folks assume the crank is not rigid, yielding some spring energy storage at certain positions in the crank rotation and giving it back when the cranks is in a different position. It is quite plausible that this happens, the question is: Is this energy storage significant and beneficial to the rider.

    It would be nice to see arguments on the relative merits of each and do away with all the finger pointing.

  142. P.T. Barnum was right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like we'll know how well it works when the next Tour de France runs{grin}

    If they ban it it MUST work... right?

    Someone is going to make money off this idea... it's just too shiny for people to pass up... Hopefully the lesson the investors learn will serve them well in the future!
     

  143. Re:Biomechanics by c · · Score: 1

    Supposedly.

    But some of the really old implement wrenches are so short and ornate (i.e. multiple sizes per end, practically multi-tools) that I'm not sure the curve could really provide that much function. For all I know, it was as much for identification or some obscure metal-casting purpose.

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  144. Adjusts effective gear ratio mid-stroke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most power is applied by cyclist from 1 to 4 o'clock in the pedal stroke. This crank allows cyclist to dynamically adjust the effective gear ratio mid-stroke by changing his knee angle, and therefore the effective crank length, during the power portion of the stroke. Mid-stroke adjustment creates the possibility of a better bio-mechancial match to the leg. The only way to know if this is really beneficial is experiment.

    Of course, it's obvious that the crank is the same as a standard crank ** for a given knee angle **. The interesting aspect of this crank is the possibility of the rider dynamically adjusting effective crank length during the stroke.

  145. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quantum physics trumps /all/ forms of logical thinking.

    Would you dare to say that to John von Neumann?

  146. Well, obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...he's not marketing to engineers. Or anyone else who actually understands torque.

    That said, there is always a market for these types of things...

  147. Re:Biomechanics by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    I've never heard of a crush drive, but from what the Internet tells me about it (other than how to replace it) is that it's commonly a spring system to absorb gear-change shock. Nobody mentioned ignition being involved. That means it absorbs the shock, and likely releases the energy shortly after absorbing it.

  148. Is it legal to ignore your own research findings? by PHCOSci · · Score: 1

    Quoted directly from their website (http://z-torque.com/Video.aspx):

    Results: Participants achieved similar maximal oxygen consumption, peak power outputs and gross efficiencies with the Z-Torque and normal crank configurations (Table 1). In addition, ratings of perceived exertion (RPE) at 150 and 200 W, heart rate (HR) at peak power output, 150, and 200 W, and cadence at 150 and 200 W were not significantly different. However, participants perceived their effort to be significantly lower at peak power output with the Z-Torque crank.

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    So it's a placebo. Or Nocebo, depending. You believe the pedals make it easeir, so it feels easier, but it's exactly the same.

  149. Re:Biomechanics by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

    And why is there that shock?

    Because of the torque created at the moment of ignition. Nothing to do with the actual ignition system, I said "at ignition", meaning the fuel air mixture burning and creating energy. All the power the engine is going to produce is made in that instant, and it is distributed through the stroke until the exhaust valve is opened, or exposed in the case of a 2 stroke Vespa.

    The cush drive dampens it, but there is lossage, although not enough to care.

    Downshifting it does reduce some of the lash as you re-engage the clutch and momentum from rear wheel tries to drive up the RPMs of the engine.

    But hey, you read the internet, I just rebuild Vespa engines for a hobby and have access to people that do it for a living.

    And I have never heard of a crush drive either.

    From a physics point of view:
    Unsupported springs act like 2 equal mass balls in a vacuum attached by a spring. If you load the spring and let go at the same instant, the two masses will oscillate, but the center of mass will not move, thus no work is actually done. Eventually the masses will stop oscillating from entropy (heat) created in the spring.

    Fix one of the masses against an immovable object and now the spring will do work.

    Since the Vespa, nor the bicycle, is a mass in vacuum, the springs do push against either the wheel side of the drive, or the engine. But the energy returned is nothing like the energy used to compress the springs.

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  150. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The cyclist using this crank can't tell whether the crank is V-shaped, or straight, /without looking/"

    THIS!!! This!! This!!! Do the damned study where the riders never see what kind of cranks they are using, and you'll see NO difference between any of the cranks. Oh, sure, they'll say some are easier to pedal, others are harder, but when you tally it up, there will be NO correlation to specific cranks. If you test enough times, as many will believe regular cranks are easier to pedal as believe this junk is easier to pedal. It's called a blind study for a reason.

  151. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Carbon fiber could actually give better rotating inertia for the same given weight. The trick is that by using carbon fiber for the parts of the crank that are closer to the axis of rotation, there's a weight savings which can then be placed in the parts of the crank that are further from the axis of rotation. As a result, the overall mechanism is the same weight, but because of the redistribution of that weight, the rotational inertia is different...

  152. Re:Actually, this could work but not due to levera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, there are 2 points at 6-12 and 12-6 that are dead in an normal crank. The 'recover' (bringing it back up to 12) is also wasted time when only one leg is doing the work. So you are only pedalling at 50% mechanical efficiency unless you pull upwards with the resting leg. I don't think this has been solved.

  153. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well a crank would be more efficient if the force was exactly perpendicular to the axis; eg a hand driven grindstone in 11th century flour mills. In a normal crank it isn't.

  154. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But treadles give you that, and aren't even very complex, which is why they've been tried many times over the past two hundred years -- earliest I know was a Scot named MacMillan. And they work pretty well, but even that little bit of complexity and weight is too much for cyclists.

  155. Re:Actually, this could work but not due to levera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Almost all of these conversations are looking at max torque. Max Torque is only achieved once per peddle rotation. Torque is R corss (X) F. Or the magnitude of the Force times the magnitude of the lever arm times the sine of the angle between them.

    You don't need longer lever arms to get more torque, since in most cases its the average torque (POWER) that matters, you simply need a design that allows for more of your motion to drive the wheels.

    Note that the topic crank arm doesn't accomplish this either. No fixed axis circular motion would. It would have to be a compound motion.

  156. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or use a spring-damped hub and a rigid straight crank, which would be lighter than a curved crank, and wouldn't be susceptible to stress fatigue at the point where it flexes.

  157. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I so not know if you intended it but your comment seems to imply that force on the gears is uniform. This is obviously not the case, as far more force is delivered when one of the legs is performing a downstroke than during the transition that occurs when a foot is at or near the top of a stroke. The crank gears on my mountain bike were elliptical to (allegedly) better harness the extra available power. On an exaggerated downstroke, the front wheel can even pull off the ground a bit as the rider pulls up on the handlebars.

    The mechanics of the body, and any interactions with it, are complex enough that I'm prone to dismiss any "simple" argument without evidence. In this case, it should be easy to verify the value (or lack of it) with simple experiments.

  158. Want to have a good laugh? just read this by kakaburra · · Score: 1
  159. Re:Biomechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's possible that by moving the pedal so the cyclist's legs are in a different position during the pedal cycle

    Doesn't work like that. Draw a crank like this on a piece of paper, jab a pen through the point where the crank would connect to the gear and rotate the paper: you'll quickly notice that the thing still follows the exact same circular motion as any old, regular crank does, and therefore the legs don't actually assume any different a position during cycling

    You are forgetting the off-crank-axis mass of the bulk of the crank. The neutral position where even a single pedal would be in equilibrium is thus no longer at the top of the arc. Now we have two pedals weighted equally making every position an equilibrium. Uhm. But hey, the lower pedal is closer to the ground and thus in a field of higher gravity, so we don't have equilibrium after all.

    If you think too hard about it, you'll lose too much energy for cycling, after all, the brain can consume 20% of the body's energy. So the trick is not to think about it. Trust the inventor, and the oxygen you'll win by trusting instead of thinking will make you win the race.

  160. Oh Timothy again by hicksw · · Score: 1

    (subject line punctuation left as an exercise for the reader)

    Any chance of elastic deformation giving a boost? cranky crank?
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  161. Re:Biomechanics by volmtech · · Score: 1

    But there are ratchet wrenches where you have limited room to swing the wrench so some mechanisms allow a minimum of five degree rotation before you can move it back for another turn. Why can't bicycle pedals just ratchet up and down instead of rotating? In a turn just short stroke the inside pedal so it wont hit the ground while still making a full long stroke on the outside. Reversing gears can be included so rotation is maintained on the upstroke with toe clips. No dead spot on the top or bottom of the stroke like there is on rotating pedals. I have never seen this (except on screwdrivers) so I claim the patient for it's use on a human powered device.

  162. Violating Principles of Physics? I Don't Think So. by paulmac84 · · Score: 1

    It doesn't violate the principles of physics. It works exactly as the physics determines it should. What it does do is take advantage of people's misconceptions and ignorance of physics.

    It's the old story of more money than sense, or to be more accurate, the (almost as) old story of taking advantage of people with more money than sense.

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  163. Putting the "Crank" back in cranks! by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    Back in the late 70s one of the bike mags had a piece on an Italian company who were marketing a beautifully made crankset with right angle bends in them.. They weren't impressed with the idea then, either.
    Now, as to the efficacy of oval chainwheels.....

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  164. infinite cranks by phasmatid · · Score: 1

    So let me get this straight - the more zigzags the crank has, the less effort? How about a dragon curve crank? It could be made out of paper, since the pedalling would be so easy it would exert hardly any pressure!

  165. I'm actually a little embarrassed to say that ... by pepik_knize · · Score: 1

    ... I actually had this same idea several years ago. Then I built a simple prototype out of wood, tested it, and saw that it didn't do squat. Apparently my second thought should have been, "Don't test it, just build it and charge money for it."