Robot Serves Up 360 Hamburgers Per Hour
kkleiner writes "No longer will they say, 'He's going to end up flipping burgers.' Now, robots are taking even these ignobly esteemed jobs. San Francisco based Momentum Machines makes a robot called the Alpha that can churn out 360 gourmet burgers per hour. The company plans on launching the first ever burger restaurant chain with a cook staff made entirely of robots. You think Americans are obese right now? Just wait."
That is a tasty burger.
With no more entry level positions, maybe we can finally take over the world by using our free time to build death rays.
Now we need robots that can feed us!
I saw SpongeBob SquarePants serve up thousands of Crabby Patties in just a few minutes!
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Why would this make us more obese, this won't make more fat food then we already have, just a new way of doing it. It will just put a few low paid cooks out of a job and leaves one job for some guy that fixes the machine.
Read about it and understand it.
Nothing says appetizing like a burger popping out flanked by greased chains...
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That'd even keep Wimpy fed!
I really don't see how this would make us any fatter. If you think the Fastfood joints are going to lower their prices just because they don't have to pay as many or any workers you're mistaken. They know we are use to paying x amount for a burger and they will all collude to make sure that there is only very minor differences in all their pricing schemes
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The economic issues are more interesting.
Anyone can serve hamburgers...
That can't be right.... Did I misread the headline?
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Any plans on recycling cooks into their supervisors? gourmet burger? who is the chef? quality control? it's the way of the future, just hope it figures out how to ensure that the human factor/equation isn't on the losing end.
we persist in this social model that requires 95%+ "employment", even if said employment consists of moving a piece of paper from one end of a desk to another and back again.
Get em off my food I'm the overlord not you!
welcome our robot cooks!
Wouldn't be a bad investment opp for a cardiac surgeon...
It takes EBT, right? Otherwise how will the humans that used to flip the burgers eat? Hopefully they don't make a robot that stands in the middle of the street, accosts you on Muni, and begs for change. If they do that, then humans really are sunk... except for those of us who know how to fight the robots. That's it. I'm signing up at robot fighting academy tomorrow. (ZZZZZZZZZzeep!) Wait, it's somebody from the futue. uh-huh, uh-huh, really? No. Yeah? OK. well, I guess.
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For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
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.. of employment in America.
at least we have health Care as long as you don't vote gop as under them no work go to er or go on the jailcare plan.
That's my shift manager!
Time to reread Manna. The cooks, the manager, the cleaning staff, and finally you, until nobody has any work or any money.
Automatic burger machines date back to the 1950s. Back then, everybody ate the same thing, so assembly-like type systems were useful. American Machine and Foundry built an automated fast-food outlet in the 1960s, but it wasn't cost-effective. McDonalds tried this out back in 2003.
It's not that it's technically difficult. It's that the volume required to make it profitable is higher than most fast food outlets can sell.
How sanitary is the process? Who does the cleaning? As a low-level who works in the industry, even I feel some concern regarding the safety of people's health. Sure, obesity isn't healthy, but neither is bacteria from a burger cooked a week ago (unless you don't mind a parasite feeding on your insides).
Also, conveyors need some form of lubrication to continue working, and a single burger's grease isn't even enough to coat a 10-inch cast-iron skillet, let alone an entire conveyor system. That means it will need a way to self-lubricate in a production setting or one robot's job will involve wasting a considerable amount of Crisco to ensure a decent amount of lubrication.
And of course grease will splatter at some point. Who cleans the robot?
Although the food at most fast food restaurants isn't that great sometimes one gets the urge to get a greasy burger. But then you go and see who is working the grill or fryer and your appetite goes away. Robot food service....Yes!!!
That's the funniest joke I've ever heard, how original. What are your feelings on British people's teeth and french people's armpits? Jesus fuck, if you don't know what humor is don't use it. Can we all just collectively agree we get it now, all Americans are fat?
They'll have those covered up in production. To me, nothing says "exploit me" like a hamburger making machine that accepts coupons and/or just might have some kind of simple bug in the software. Yeah, I have this coupon and I'd like 32,767 regulars please.
You still need someone to keep filling those tubes up, and clean all the mold and slime out of them before the health dept. shows up.
most jobs do not need degree level and even then you have people with the degree level with big skills gaps.
We need more hands on training and need to back of the idea of a 4+ year degree.
Given my track record, I would prefer have motor oil than spit in my burger
I would consider "Gourmet" and "Mass produced by Machine" to be mutually exclusive; no matter how good the food is.
It's like a "Limited Time Offer" that's always available, "Exclusive Benefits" for anyone with a pulse, etc.
``premium burgers prepared fresh for you on-demand, from only the finest bio-slurry. our meat is synthesized, interwoven with premium lipids, exercised, and grilled before your eyes without the interference of filthy meatbags. the best burger you've tasted, every time — that's science!"
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Basically like fast food, only with CCTV instead of owners.
McDonalds needs less than a minute to cook your Big Mac. In fact it only takes fourty-five (as long as sixty at slow restaurants) seconds, to make eight patties. That's a heck of a lot faster than 360 hamburgers per hour.
How is an automated factory a robot? The ingredients are fed into a hopper and move along constrained pathways and processed automatically just like in the typical factory. A robot would be some humanoid setup with far less machinery and far more intelligence.
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Burgers are never flipped at McDonalds or Burger King. McDonalds uses a dual-surface grill, contacting the beef from top and bottom. Burger King uses a broiler with flames on the top and bottom.
No flipping burgers. Note this for future reference.
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And you will be the burger.
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us... whrrr, beep!
What will happen when these machines can make tacos and chinese takeout? The automat of tomorrow will truly be upon us! But wait, we can't all cut lawns, clean automate offices or serve lattes with a smile...
Run!
"640 hamburgers otta be enough for anyone" -bill g
Table-ized A.I.
Hamburgers mass-produced by a robot are "gourmet" hamburgers?
You Don't Get Served By Their Kind In Here!
You can always go there if you want a burger served up by a human instead of a droid!
When the copyright term is "forever minus a day", live every day like it's the last.
Gourmet Burgers : More Comfortable Coach Seats
If they can 3D print meat, why can't they 3D print a whole burger?
When I put one in my own kitchen. This one could almost keep up with my burger consumption.
It'll also be fun if any caca-la-roachas find their way in. A restaurant is less likely to have the sanitary controls regarding what enters the building than a food production factory has. As restaurants are now, restaurant workers would usually freak out and eventually do something to remedy the situation with roaches. But would a robot notice? It'll probably get pretty bad once customers start to complain about unwanted extra crunchy toppings getting in their burgers.
replaces blades and never needs cleaning. Go look up how McDonald's French Fries are made. There will be perhaps a few parts that need maintenance, but you're talking 1 guy replacing 10.
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and I still don't see how you can prevent the haves from using what they have to get more, and repeating the cycle until they have everything. The other solutions either ignore the problem or boil down to socialism in everything but name.
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but it doesn't mean it'll be any kind of life worth living. Do I have to remind you what life was like prior to the 20th century...
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The new Mexicans
In turn, we also need to back off the expectation that all experience adds value - part of the source of all the age-discrimination complaints is that older workers are generally not willing to take a new-hire level compensation despite their experience not being overly applicable.
Yeah, but can it spit on your burger when you're being an asshole at the drive-thru squawkbox?
Basically, if we provide amnesty to all of the illegals, most of them are uneducated. However, they will want more money which will mean that they are too expensive to keep in those positions. However, an increase in the cheap labor will cause a number of jobs to go away and be replaced by robotics. This burger robot will no doubt be picked up by McD, BK, Wndys, etc. IOW, we will be laying off 1 million ppl who were originally illegals. It does not sound like much until you realize that that is just under a 1% jump in unemployment. And to be able to compete, other jobs will have to be automated. That will mean that we will see an increasing number of previous illegals dependent on gov. subsidies.
Now, assuming that there were 10 million illegals, of which 7 million were working, then this kind of hurts. HOWEVER, the previous amnesty from reagan showed us that it is roughly 3x the number of ppl. IOW, 20-30 million illegals, with 14-21 million working. As they are put out of work, that will mean upwards of 10% just for these ppl in addition, to any other unemployment groups (which would be at least another 5%).
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360 in an HOUR??? Is that all? What a slow poke. I don't even need to make a John Henry reference. I could beat this machine, with one hand tied behind my back.
Welcome our new robotic overlords
In turn, we also need to back off the expectation that all experience adds value - part of the source of all the age-discrimination complaints is that older workers are generally not willing to take a new-hire level compensation despite their experience not being overly applicable.
We've long since done that. Pay raises are usually at or below the real world inflation rate, sometimes even at or below the made up govt numbers, so both standard of living and cost of production (assuming you aren't in the small fraction that get promoted) always falls over a long enough period of time.
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Just posting to say whoever put the 'flamebait" tag on a story about flipping burgers is a master of double entendre!
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make the robot judgemental.
This is why minimum wage is a silly concept, especially when they try to morph it into some ridiculous "living wage". At some point you make it cheaper for McDonald's to pay for more automation, hire one IT/tech guy to manage the robots at 3-4 McDonald's in an area, and fire half the employees instead of being forced to pay $12 an hour for menial labor and also to pay health insurance costs.
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