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Multi-State AT&T U-Verse Outage Enters Third Day

SonicSpike writes "AT&T U-verse customers are reporting this morning that an outage that began Monday and is affecting at least 15 states is still not resolved. Some customers were told this morning that the problem will not be fixed for at least 24 hours."

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  1. Somewhere out there by crazyjj · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...is a U-verse subscriber who's freaking out because he can't let his friends know how shitty the service was at McDonalds this morning. Right now he's thinking "They'll never get to hear me say 'Forget the McMuffin, how about some McPoliteness?'"

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  2. This is surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    After all, AT&T charges some of the highest rates for internet access in the world, and it's very slow. I assumed that this was because all the money was going into rock solid reliability instead of speed. Right? Right?

    1. Re:This is surprising by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Reliable and speed... ...in the CEO's latest Italian car.

    2. Re:This is surprising by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obviously the CEO is using reliability via redundancy. If he has 10 fast Italian cars, he's got a decent chance that at least one works at any given time.

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    3. Re:This is surprising by Burning1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I suspect that the CEO lost his N+2 italian car redundency, and placed his best techs on solving the problem, rather than maintaining the u-verse service.

    4. Re:This is surprising by mjwx · · Score: 4, Funny

      Obviously the CEO is using reliability via redundancy. If he has 10 fast Italian cars, he's got a decent chance that at least one works at any given time.

      Redundant Array of Expensive Ferrari's?

      How would that work if it broke down whilst he was driving? will he need to tow the other 9 Ferrari's to ensure that he has the ability to failover at any time?

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  3. They forgot by Sparticus789 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Someone forgot to feed the hamster.

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  4. Me Verse by MasterOfGoingFaster · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mine is working fine. Sucks to be y 998kjhkh CARRIER LOST

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  5. Re:Which states? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Arkansas, Georgia, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina, North Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Florida, Kentucky, Alabama and Oklahoma

    Is it just me or has the internet seemed a little smarter on average for the last few days...

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